Thread 149181795

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>>149179878

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
210 (209 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
239 (236 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 186 (+25)
NOR: 176 (+18)
VER: 137 (+1)
RUS: 111 (+12)
LEC: 94 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 362 (+43)
Ferrari: 165 (+23)
Mercedes: 159 (+12)
Red Bull RBPT: 144 (+1)
Williams Mercedes: 54 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 592.10 (+49.18)
HAM: 571.75 (+71.48)
NOR: 517.98 (+53.11)

>News:
Quali: RUS (1:10.899) VER PIA ANT HAM ALO NOR LEC ALB HAD

kick lando out of the mclaren and put russell in there

toto don't want russell anymore now hes slurping ups maxs dick

edd

this is the formula

gimi

At least Max has the inside line down the first turn

how will he fuck up tomorrow?

>posting in three threads at the same time
bongs in charge of thread making

>guy on qualy strats wins qualy
wow. like you retards didnt learn anything from 2022. easy max win, lets just hope george can keep pisstree behind

and just like that, Norris will never win anything every again

russel will get a penalty for overtaking yuki in the pits

This is the thread.

STOP LAUGHING AT LANDO

russell is going off in t1

>>149181848
>>149181833

george and max next to each other is gonna get spicy

>>149181833
I'm sure nothing untoward happen will happen.

>>149181848
Max WILL drive into him

whered he steal that hair from?

he doesn't feel fear, or remorse, or pity

he doesn't care about the podium. he cannot be stopped until max has a race ban.

>>149181848
Stall at the start

I hope Russell enjoys his last night on this earth

>>149181865
He'll hang himself by Singapore

>2 people showed up to congratulate NARB

Sad!

So who is replacing max on Austrian GP ?

rejoice!

the goblin is crumbling now it's OVER for land o norris!

>hair
did JV go to turkey?

who gave this nigga JV hair

Is russell member of the good guys or bad guys?

>>149181848
He won't, Mercedes will blow it for him

Here is how Chuck can still get a podium (maybe)

just signed his own death warrant

>>149181883
Rolling for this

>JORJ 1st
:D
>MAX 2nd
:DDD
>PIA 3rd
:DDDD
>NOR 7th
(ﾟヮﾟ)

Max looks homeless

see you cunts tomorrow
off to whine about immigrants on /pol/

bump to kill the garbage thread

>>149181886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw5qwFb6u_c

There is precisely zero percent chance of Russel converting that pole to a win.

>>149181916
amx takes out NARB
norris kills himself tonight
choco senna gets the gimi strategy

Based hadjar

Alonso P6 being a quasi 44yo in that infamous tractor is just insane.

>>149181906
Dubs and its DC, trips and its miga, quads and its me

>>149181924
spicy takes can only radiate out of the bald head

>>149181870
>hardly moving
see >>149181899

>KWAB
>W
>A
>B

BIG BANTZ

>starting next to the guy who you mindbroke so hard he intentionally crashed into you
Luv this mad lad like you wouldn't believe

Did George get hair plugs? I remember his hairline starting to creep back from both sides.

>check quali
>Norris p7
What the fuck happened?!

>>149181906
>who is replacing max on Austrian GP

Will you attend Jorg's funeral lads?

>>149181974
he's a shitter

The crowd reacted 100x times more to Max than that

if Ferrari ever managed to make a title winning car again I hope Leshit will have long fucked off by then because he'd still be able to lose said title.

I have to be honest lads, I am pretty neutral about george

>>149181974
Norris got p7

>>149181973
his eyes look abit chinky as well. makeup?

he's defo trooning out

>>149181979
Is he racing for Tony Kart?

>i have a few more points on my license to play with

KEK

When will people realise this geezer is the best driver on the grid? Max can't handle the pressure when he isn't in a rocket ship, Oscar is a car baby faggot and Lando is just a faggot.

>>149181962
Faster than I thought but also further away than I thought. Is this not expected for f1 drivers to have to deal with?

>>149181964
kwab
weak mind shitter

>>149181905
Charlotte was there. That's the most important thing.

>jorj baiting max

based

>George
KEK
what a shitflinger

bros... is this the GREATEST starting grid we've had all year?

>>149181956
God I love chubby asians, but I wish they didn't edit their faces so hard.

>>149181987
Fuck verstappen

>>149181974
For some reason mclol had him do an extra lap on his first run which threw off his rhythm

What happn to norizz

amx

Thread going by fast, no one will know that I fucked my car’s tailpipe

>>149181964
AAAAAHH HELP ME WILL THE CAR DOESNT TURN TELL ME WHEN TO OPERATE THE STEERING WHEEL!!!

>>149181897
bruh how was that Hadjar's fault?

>>149181974
Choked Q3 as usual

>>149181974
the mean canadians made the last corner too hard for him

>>149182017
>>149182012
what did he say

>>149182025
terminal weakmindedness

>>149181974
he sucks and is washed :/

also he's gay

You just know some braindead retard is going to crash into Chadlonso tomorrow
Who do you think is it gonna be?

>>149182036
lucky you're in the USA mate, that's an MOT failure in the UK.

>>149182020
I think so, finally having the shitter back where he belongs and the Hamilton/Verstappen rivalry on row 1 is exciting.

>>149182002
>>149182012
>>149182017
This is it. All those times Max was hit by the Shamilton Shuffle. The student will become the master tomorrow.

>>149181795 (OP)
>Lechair shitting himself

AMX
M
X

>>149182025
goblins took over his mind

>>149182059
No one. Engine failure.

>Hadjar and Tsunoda got penalties
>Colapinto to P10
let's go baby

>>149182047
Something along the lines of "I've got some more penalty points to play with"

>>149182003
nah, the vcarb pitwall fucked up. should have told to let chuck thru before the chicane. at that speed it was going thru the chicane the wake is fuckmassive

>>149182045
>Wall of champions
It was always going to be a stranger to him

>>149181964
From now on norriz posters should be hunted down

Russell vs Verstappen would have been a far more dimes WDC rivalry than Piastri vs whatsever left of Norris

>>149182047
got asked about being next to such a dangerous driver in amx and his reply was ive got points to play with and he doesnt

>>149182075
Mhmm... that necklace...

What is Lando thinking right this second?

>>149181972
no joke. he has his fucking sights on max.they BOTH know what's up. it's 1 point.

>>149181940
Based

>>149182021
Its not only the chubbies that do it. Alas, its part of the charm

>>149182043
It wasn't, most drivers never admit to their mistakes

>ALO P7
so P17 tomorrow?

>>149182109
Sorry is there a problem here chud?

>>149182093
ps3 posters too. 3rd in the fastest car by 2 tenths...
total mclel death

>>149182125
I don't doubt that the dirty air was in effect then but he could have phrased it a bit better
but I guess fumbling pole and starting P8 instead would make me mad as well

>>149182047
He has a few more points on his license to play with, meaning hes gonna fuck Max up and can take a penalty or 2.

you lads didnt believe me when i told you narb is quietly becoming my top lad on the grid

>good question david
>one of our drivers is >weakmind so i don't expect much for us tomorrow

why is there no American F1 team?

pisstree is total shit and his only remark is sometimes being better than mindbroken goblando.

The chilango 150

Now that the dust has settled, why was McLaren so shit?

Uhhhh hello based department?

Piastri and Norris are fucking shit, it's actually disgusting that these two zoomer retards have been gifted the fastest car on the grid.
Max, George and Charles would bury them in the same car. No contest

>>149182171
so where does Ricciardo rank then?

>>149182118
'I musn't run away, I musn't run away'

>>149182184
worse than poorez

BOSSBERG DETECTED

HE'S BACK TO THROW SHADE AT MAX AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>149182182
>Piastri and Norris are fucking shit
I mean, Piastri is pretty OK, it's just Norris hard-choking.

>>149182123
I appreciate Momo even more for not doing it. She might be kind of goofy looking but I find it very endearing.

>>149182200
>BOSSBERG
that's not how you spell bitchberg

>>149182066
agreed. curious to see what piastri does tomorrow given the advantage mclel has with tire deg. but it does not seem obvious, which is all you can really ask for this year

>>149182179
f1 is a fickle bitch, the engines are mostly comparable (a lot of them all use the same Mercedes engine). It's all about aero and bending the 'rules'.
Newey was a God at this. McLaren are this season.
Of course, the driver plays their small part...

>>149182182
norris was basically gifted the WDC last year but he managed to fuck it up pretty hard

>>149182194
washed

it's over

I wonder if Oscar and Hattie played doctors on each other when their parents were out of the house?

>>149182200
4>1

>>149182205
>>149182123
fucking disgusting
>>149182214
SEETHING maxfag

>>149182245
he's ageing well fair play

FRAAAAAAAAANCOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOOOOO

>>149182168
um, sweatie...

Your front row tomorrow

>>149182243
>fucking disgusting
Faggot

>>149182182
Consensus seems to be Norris is absolute dogshit whereas Piastri has some talent, he just isn't worth a WDC title because he's in a fucking rocketship and Max keeps dabbing on him in a shitbox

He's still leading though

>>149182259
oh yeh, I forgot about them because they're shit
I was talking about a works team from Ford, Chevvy, etc

>>149182277
Piastri is pure shit, bro

>>149182243
>SEETHING
P2 in the ninth fastest car, hardly

Goblin has to call Joseph for advice when he has sex with his cuckoldress gf. Fact.

>>149182277
Obviously, it'd be pretty embarrassing if he can't take the lead back in that cheat car even after he fucked up quali

Lando is bwoken.

zesty eyes

>>149182290
2nd fastest actually. max got boomed by russell.

>>149182245
>the last thing a medieval christian baby from transylvania sees before being sacrificed in a demonic ritual

>>149182285
F1 wasn't super popular in America. Even with DTS and more Murrican races I haven't met anyone else in real life who watches F1.

>>149182319
it's called getting 'topped' in the fag parlance

>>149182179
shit drivers. its still the best car by 2 tenths. simple as

>>149182333
COTA and Miami (I'm not even going to mentioalways look to be stacked (spectator wise), dunno if they're just clout chasing though.

>>149182071
Rubbing is racing

>>149182219
Do you think they've been told to turn something down, given that Mercedes seems to be going bang on the regular?

>>149182316
>zesty
Nah, he's not black. Loose Cameltoe on the otherhand...

>>149182358
>(I'm not even going to mentioalway
I'm not even going to mention Miami) always*

raping is racing

maxfags who are still coping about bossberg:

he's currently on air calling lando a bitch

>>149182385
Humiliation ritual.

How would you rank Norris and Piastri as pilots?
Maxie, Leclerc and Karen are clearly the top 3 pilots.
But are they better than Hamilton at this point in his career? Or Albon?

ps3 having an off weekend and still made something work. champions do that

goblando managing to outshit him is impressive (and very funny) though

>>149182399
who's karen

/biz/ idea: add a suicide hotline button on Lando's steering wheel.

>>149182399
below perez

>>149182358
Yeah it's not like there's no fans, it's just not nearly as popular here as NASCAR and Indy are.

>>149182399
I'd say there are five or six drivers on the current grid who would have less points than either Norris or Piastri if they were in this year's Mclaren.

>>149182061
Bit sad really

>>149182194
https://youtu.be/N01b-zw1Z9A

>>149182385
Isn't that kind of bullshit? Tsunoda did nothing wrong.

>>149182287
Still better than most drivers on the grid

>>149182123
PLEASE FLATTEN ME INTO A PANCAKE YOU THICC ASIAN GODDESS

>>149182385
Do you think they are going to spend more parts and give him a pitlane start again?

yukwab getting desperate to score literally anything

>>149182415
don't tell him our suicide hotline here actually helps you commit suicide

>>149182043
Ferrari would (I assume) be able to see how much downforce was on the front wing and how much downforce there was there in previous laps

>>149182123
I WOULD NEVER LET HER OUT OF MY SIGHT UNTIL SHE TAKES THOSE KNICKERS OFF AND LEAVES THEM UNATTENDED

>>149182481
can you ship one of your pods to the mclaren motorhome just in case

>>149182481
How did you went so fast from a Catholic country to this?

Could he fix Lando?

>>149182481
>our suicide hotline here actually helps you commit suicide
Based

>>149182399
I was about to ask the same question regarding Piastri
Norriz is just a mental midget so I don't rate him

>>149182423
Puro Pinche happened to be a good driver. His 2022 and early 2023 seasons were far better than anyone else's in that second Red Bull car since Retardo in 2017. And not just the results, but relative pace to Axm. In 2022, he was always around 0.3 slower in Q, and 15 secs slower in R.

Tsunoda is happy when he somehow gets below 0.5 in the Q, and 40 seconds in R.

>>149182502
lawrence stroll did a cost benefit analysis on saving suicidal people and saw he makes more money if they an hero

>>149182411
Who is a top 3 pilot other than Maxie and Leclerc? And who complains a lot about normal racing stuff?

>>149182260
do you have the raw max shop?

Watch Lando come out with a statement like "The driver's championship was never my goal, the team comes first"

>>149182468
kek based

>>149182481
>need help with suicide
>receive help with suicide
thats good service

Our George deserves a Championship winning car.

>>149182523
agreed, that's why i'd put goblando and ps3 below him. i cannot see either mclel driver doing better than perez against AMD AMX

if evens I don't masturbate and go to sleep instead.

I mean George was on a qualy spec, right?

>>149182509
Joggins can't even fix himself.

>>149182529
Russell ?

>>149182534
he already did worse. he said that he is there to make friends and be nice. winning is 2nd to that. cuck mentality

>>149182534
So just like last year then

>>149181795 (OP)
GO WORK ON SEVERANCE S3 BEN

>>149182534
>>149182576

>>149182545
I want to like George but it I just can't.

>>149182609
In fairness you don't, but you can't be a cuck either

>>149182609
>Quote from man who lost the WDC in a car that won the WCC

>>149182556
max will win this shit if not ckipmin out

>>149182611
he's a kingsman villain

>>149182545
>Mfw I'm no longer chasing the mad max but he's chasing me

>>149182556
Max on front row= Max win against qualimerchants

>>149181974
raped and gaped in the sweltering hot summer of 25

Appear weak when you are actually strong, and strong when you are actually weak.

>>149182498
i'll make some calls
>>149182502
that's such a good question. we're like a zoo for social engineers. canada has always been at the forefront of progressive ideology and our moral pretenses are very easily taken advantage of

>>149182649
I think I would like him more if he just embraced his role as a smug British villain, but he's too much of a whiny pussy most of the time.

Him taunting Max about the penalty point was a good start though.

he's going to wait until lap 2 because lap 1 stewards are lenient

he will absolutely turn in on him lmao

>>149182702
damn he strong

tangentially F1 related Quebecois slags

The only real question is, will Max be ahead at the apex when the shit hits the fan?

What strategy is he preparing for the race ?!

>>149182611
I like he him because he makes everyone seethe
He's the only hope for an actual title "fight" in the near future and not more of this bromance faggotory we've seen over the past half a decade as well.
You just know this guy would be willing to put Max into the wall for a win. Would Norris do it? Would Piastri or even Leclerc do it? Hell no

fuck i almost forgot le mans is today

>>149182774
p1 by t1, as usual.

>>149182774
His strategy is to miss Austria

fuck, i posted i the wrong thread, gonna respost it here for you guys to see
ALONSO MASTER CLASS, AS ALWAYS
ill watch it tomorrow
but still so close to alhamil, almost p5
newey did it? are we going to see the old man winning again next season?

Russell is probably thinking:
>Haha, Max has too many points. He won't go super aggressive against me, right?
Is he right?

>>149182774
Kill narb

>>149182786
you are only 8 hours late
>>149182760
the fuck is that?

>>149182774
murder russell
>captcha SANODG
based captcha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFMrY22BmI

>>149182810
Max will kill George and take the race ban as a prize

>>149182814
Any do you guys call him narb?

>>149182774
making le mans 1955 look like a joke

>>149182810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SPg2afRXvE

>>149182783
>Would Piastri or even Leclerc do it
Yes. PS3 was prepared to kill Goblin in Monza last year and Chuck spergs out from time to time as of late.

what will aston do tomorrow to ruin alonsos race?
alonso and max wining the qualy h2h to their teammates 10-0

>>149182832
Because he certainly isn't arb

>>149182774
he's going to pretend to lock up into t1 and barrel into the side of gorge because he knows the FIA will orchestrate his race ban anyway so might as well get it over with

>>149182867
POSICION PARA FERNANDO

>>149182855
Good question, but I can never guess. Let's wait and see.
They can't stand stroll being humiliated by a grandpa and have to fuck nano up

>>149182863
What is an arb?

alongside/ahead in t1/2
bin russell will try to hang it out on the inside but amx will be p1 by t3/4

>>149182832
notoriously ass [at] racing bottas

>>149182898
The opposite of narb

>>149181434
???
Why do people assume things before it's decided?

>alo+ham watching the retards kill each other into t1
>alo+ham+ps3 battle for the win
this is what i've ordered from the writers, hope you enjoy it

>>149181848
The engine will fail same as it has in the last ten races

>>149182824
>the fuck is that?
$500/hr well spent

>Fireworks
Peak SOVL hours

>>149182923
>Hadjar somersaults the entire field and kills Russel+Max

>>149182940
>Paying $500/hr for a turbobogged grandma
I hate Canadians so much it's unreal

>>149182923
Old man Alonso doesn't have the stamina for over an hour of driving

Holy shit he's still seething on Twitter

>>149182760
She look like Max's mother when she was young

>>149182962
nigga won lemans
you stupid lawser, we will crush you
ALONSOOOOO ALONSOOOOOO ALONSOOOO ALNOSOOOOOOO

Kind words from Toto

>>149182962
This, but you wrote Alonso intead of Washedmilton

>>149181848
Max will do his best french dating impression on his ass

>>149183004
Think of the kids for fucks sake

>Verstappen Russell front row
We deserve this, we deserve this as racing fans. Death to McLaren. We deserve Osama Bin Russel vs The Dutch retard into turn 1

>>149182956
that's like $14USD/hour

2024 canada got me back into f1

its only fitting 2025 canada is equal level of kino

>>149182980
Meanwhile Albon gets a car held together by duct tape into Q3.

Sorry, Twinknelli has done what now?

>>149183163
jejeje

>>149183121
Nigga I wouldn't wanna fuck that thing even if it was free.

>>149183081
You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful, it's true
I saw your face in a crowded Greggs
And I don't know what to do
'Cause I'll never be able to provide for you

>>149183004
i like toto

I know you're hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause you're looking at me like I'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!

Ollie!! is wearing goggles to stop fake gimi's bussy squirt get on him

>>149183212
he's making a mockery of the sport
think of the children

>>149183238
me in a fetus position inside his belly

>>149183146
>>149183195

Now that the dust has settled, were mediums the better tire choice for qualifying?

>>149183289
i dont know, i havent seen qualy, ill tell you tomorrow

>>149183243
Is it just me or this kind of clothing is kind of... zesty?

>>149183289
'fraid so

>>149183365
Just you, there is nothing wrong with that kind of clorhing

>>149183289
if that were the case then everyone would have been on hards

>>149183365
Nah. Zesty only refers to black bois. Especially if they are from Brazil.

Was Lawson even driving today?

>>149183365
You're the expert, you tell us.

I meant meedjums

>>149183452
That's a pie.

>>149183404
>>149183452
>implying all of the strategists in f1 are intelligent and dont just copy what the better teams do

HEheads how we feeling?

>>149183452
too much cheese compared to other ingredients

>>149183452
That looks like a pretty good 'za

>>149183478
zogged and bogged

>>149183339
AAAH the French champagne

amx

>>149183452
>no toppings

another week, another race where ruslel will do jack shit with the fastest car

>>149183499
I believe /f1/ is a cheese board

>>149183452
oh man that cheese looks good

>>149183499
>>149183502
BRICS is divided...

how did pirelli manage to make soft tires so shit that nobody even wants to use them for quali?

posting it now so i can focus in the race tomorrow
>T1
NO ERA
AMX DINDU NUFFIN WORNG

>>149181795 (OP)
You avin a giggle m8?

narb and max to take each other out on the first lap, followed by a mclaren slurpfest

>>149183452
looks putrid

uhhhh bros???? bros???? you told me charles would 24-0 lewis????

>>149183580
>bong
>expert in loicense management
makes you think

>>149183599
lewis will be slower than charles tomorrow

>>149183554
I remember when Pirelli calendars had beautiful women.

gimi

>>149182182
leclerc was just outqualified by a 70 y/o (approximately)

>>149183599
hemilblack will be ordered to let chuck past just like in china, miami and spain. the nig hasnt had better race pace in any of the 9 races so far, he only finished ahead in imola because of the lucky safety car

>>149182182
Max Sure
George Sure
Leclerc ehhhh jury's still out on him

Now that the dust has settled, can Sonny Hayes still win?

Those Norris messages were insane
They were talking to him like a retard
"Remember to stay on the racing line okay Lando."
"Remember to brake Lando okay Lando"
Mental midge

>>149183580
I never noticed but his helmet sucks

>>149182182
they will win wdc before lekcrerk embrace it

Hadjar playing mind games on Lechair

If Verstappen's car was literally 2% better he'd have won every single race. Mclaren's driver lineup is weak.

>>149183676
Yet nobody thinks it's weird when GP has to scold Verstappen to not ruin his own race by doing something retarded five time every Grand Prix

>>149182182
that's f1 babe. a "sport" of pure neoptistic determination. it's more a reality tv show

>>149183690
of course he is, abdul

>>149183698
people know max is just about the GAAN

>>149183698
GP literally gives Max wrong and shit information

>>149183692
shoulda raced in spec series

>>149183676
reminder that the weakminded omega sissy bottom goblin raped daniel ricciardo out of mclaren

>>149183698
There's a difference between talking Max down from his racing psychosis and reminding Lando to fucking brake lmao

>>149183727
Yeah because Ricciardo sure was known for not being a super sissy homo

>>149183692
if half the grid's car was 2% better they'd win every race. That's nearly a second a lap advantage
>>149183698
having to be told to not wreck people is why AMX makes f1 worth watching

>>149183741
cum addicted man will forever be the only driver to beat verstappen in the same car

>>149183692
>average max fan

post pizza

max will pull the hamilton maneuver on george

If Tsunoda stayed on RBR, he would probably have more points by now.
But Lawson would probably be mindbroken.

Something is seriously wrong with the sport when Max vs George is the story of the season. They aren't even fighting for WDC. These Mclaren drivers got no aura. There is nothing protagonist about them.

>>149183816
I don't think that Max can say that it's because he is black

BREAKING: Isack Hadjar receives a 3-place grid penalty for impeding Carlos Sainz in qualifying.

posicion para franco

>>149183856
umm the netherlandians are POC sweaty

>>149183842
the season is already over

FIA DAS'd McLaren's tire cooling trickery so nobody is going to develop that further because they can't use it anyway next year

Mclel ez WDC/WCC

>>149183870
INVERT THE CARS
GIVE SAINZ HIS ORGINAL PLACE

>>149183886
>invert the cars
bit dangerous innit

>>149183842
Do they even care about who gets the 3rd place? It just seems like they dislike each other.

>>149183698
great post, I love Abu Dhabi 2021 as well

>>149183870
redeemed and avenged

>>149183629
Were these beautiful women going commando?

>>149183913
They care the other guy doesn't get it
that smile on Kerr's face at the end will always make me laugh

>>149183941
yes, 2009 was the most kino year

Checo poorez absolutely exposed by Daniel suarez

>>149183930
max was SEETHING in the post quali press conference

Such a mega lap from George. Excellent stuff.
Max will divebomb him 100%

>>149183870
nice job from rfanco, gasly is having a very weak season, franco can do something
>>149184000
who? and what?

>>149183930
>Max Verstappen verbally attacked journalists
Has his bullying of F1 gone too far? OPINION

>>149183676
>tfw you relate to Lando a bit too much sometimes

LIVE CHASE

>LIVE CHASE

LIVE CHASE

>LIVE CHASE

LIVE CHASE

>>149184092
Turn left

>>149184167
>>149184167
are you choking?

>Gio the nazi sabotaging the Ferrari 1-2-3
Why are shitalians like this?

>>149183676
whatching lemons the comentators talked about this, that th drivers are so inside the racing that they forget these things, newey talked about it as well, he said that there were some drivers, max and alonso, that have a racing iq that allows them to go racing and still have brain to think about other things

Le Mans at night so comfy
The drivers have highway hypnosis

>>149183930
Guess that’s what happens to a man who has an ego the size of Texas. You think so highly of yourself but can’t admit that you’re wrong. Verstappen is incapable of swallowing his pride and admitting that he’s isn’t without flaws.

im just gonna say it. endurance races are fucking boring

>>149184289
if you havent seen alonsos 2018 night stint watch it
fucking great
its not only great raciong, but at that point of the race buemi fucked up and we were 2 mins behind the 7 toyota, alonso lapped for half the night 2 sec faster than the 7 toyota, and at the end of the stint kazuki took the seat and alonso said to him "Be brave, my friend"

>>149184359
>we

>>149184378
We are all the number 8 Toyota tonight

2 threads

If Max accidentally takes Russell out of the race and gets an 1 race ban, does that mean his points go back to zero?

>>149184451
yes

>>149183452
luv me some shitty buffet-tier pizza with way way way too much cheese

>>149182514
I need the sauce, boss

>>149184437
yeah, i posted in the other one and you guys didnt see my posts, so embarrasing

>>149181795 (OP)
>I have a few more points to play around on my license(then max currently does)
>crowd erupts in laughter and cheers
Is this when /f1/ finally realized the NARB era has begun?

>>149184578
narb has no games, ps3 got this

>>149183930
Hey Max,how's those penalty points?

>>149183930
What a whiny little bitch

>>149184322
or you can just be tired of being asked the same question on thursday, friday, saturday

here comes emerson

>>149181795 (OP)
It's up.
https://youtu.be/6ijpw6fnirI?si=ZQAMUQ08GFDOMlWn

Hope Museo can hit a podium

Robert :)

What’s up with all the Alonso slurping this weekend
Bro is gonna finish max 10th place

>>149185584
1 point is pretty good for the unluckiest driver

>>149185584
He's gonna crash out

>>149185248
nah,a p6 would already be a great result
>>149185584
just enjoy the best/second best driver

jew in the back

G-Gir-Girl I've been hurt now I need another lover
You are no
Girl I've been hurt now I need another lover
You are no
Girl I've been hurt now I need another lover
You are no good

I love Georgina Russell

>>149186210
gasflip, are you back?

new peter just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ijpw6fnirI

>>149185815
me in the back :)

if you don't start posting now I will start killing people

posting Ollie!! to calm down Estianon

>>149186798
!!

>>149186694
watching lemons
and i saw that

>>149186234
Dunno who that is :)

>>149187885
you

>>149182774
assert dominance

Valterri, it's James

VALTERI IT'S TOTO GIVE LEWIS THE POSITION

VALTERI IT'S TOTO GIVE LEWIS THE POSITION

VALTERI IT'S TOTO GIVE LEWIS THE POSITION

VALTERI IT'S TOTO GIVE LEWIS THE POSITION

VALTERI IT'S TOTO GIVE LEWIS THE POSITION

Toto's voice has a lovely sound to it on the radio

>>149188085
>>149188178

VALTERI IT'S TOTO WE NEED YOU TO MAKE SILLY TIKTOKS

chucks...what the fuck happened today?

>>149189498
He chucked

just shaved my pits, chest, and pubes and it feels good

>>149189699
Post tits

>>149189699
i always do this at the start of summer, least sweat

>>149189699
tried my chest last year and it was itchy for a couple weeks. not good

for the Nobels enjoyers, she started right in front of me (good start too)

bourdais just had the fastest lap
caddies are still in it

>>149191622
wrong thread, so embarrasing, but ocon already saw it, so i wont delete it

>>149190715
noice

>>149189699
based and summer heat-pilled

>>149182609
You really don't, but you need to be actually skilled (and have a good car) to make up for it

shant

cant

gimi

maxchads by tomorrow, all of us from teamrussell #RussellHustle expect a creeky apology after George once again wins the canadian grand prix

>>149192716
narb won't be in the lead after turn 1, one way or another

I wish I knew how to read.

>>149192445
oh nonononononono

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLU4zsBD9-c
select your favorite f1 car of all time

>>149192445
was this a soft dox?

>>149192956
for me? has to be Williams FW15C.

>>149193007
eh

>>149183599
hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro

Someone will die on track tomorrow.

>>149193532
does "someone" include marmots?

>>149193550
Possibly.

pupets are not people

>>149193596
lame

r u a grill?

>>149193610
after 4 wins a driver has the option to make a singular wish on a singular night star

>>149194093
yeah, propane

no twink ever called me a jeet

>>149194228
/biz/ idea: we deport all the twinks to jeetland

/biz/ idea: rangeban india

RED FLAG IT MASI
>womyns

Yep, I think it’s time for me to become a fan of his

>>149193450
yeah ok but you told me charles would 24-0 him?????

>>149195182
weak cock

>>149195247
I don’t see a dick outline there. I think those are his big balls

>>149183404
I'm always on hard

>>149192716
alas, poor maxie. i knew him well, toratio

>>149181974
He was receiving coaching from his engineer about braking points and line. If you'd like similar elite coaching in your sim-racing career, contact me at @driver61 to work out a tailored program customised to your needs. It's cheaper than you think.

So what happened to Max after the race? He seemed genuinely happy in the post race interviews, then in the conference from the get go he was white as a ghost and absolutely livid. As if someone told him his girlfriend cheated on him 2 seconds before the conference started. What happened?

>>149195182
not a real fan

>>149195875
narb and his narfs.

narves?

>>149195875
Watch me shill for him every race from now on

trump will fly from calgary to montreal to watch the race

>>149196000
your digits confirm that you will, but he'll always be a wooden boy and you'll be his wooden fan

>>149196043
I just want him to keep making Verstappen seethe. Only driver besides Lewis that is ballsy enough to fight that terrorist

>>149196040
why would he be in calgary?

sorry maxipads but ARE JORGE is locked in this weekend

>>149181795 (OP)
how can a man be so stylish and handsome

>>149181899
ferrari issue

>>149196356
g7

>>149196654
gayer than aids

>>149196465
He must be secretly french

>>149196707
agreed (norman blood or something)

who is this semen demon

>>149196753
me

>>149196753
her name is petronas ineos obviously

I wonder what the psychology is behind people who like new things vs people who like old things.

>>149196776
we're simply better than you are

>>149196753
she tells toto what the FIA allows him to do
(she tells the engine team how to cheat for 2026)

>>149196753
Toto's Mossad handler

If you dislike the ears that make her uniquely beautiful, you are a homosexual.

>>149196753
My wife (we're getting married when she comes to Vegas)

>>149196753
White version of Ariana Grande

MIGGERS DEAD

FIA keeping the samurai down as always.

>>149196983
>Ariana Grande

>>149196753
she's giving bella ramsey vibes

>>149197050
poor girl

>>149197042
Miss her old self

>>149197008
>he watches FWL

>>149197082
it's a Sunday morning.
nothing better to do.

>>149197031
Tsunoda podium!

>>149183930
sometimes he is retarded
>hey georgieboy, you had amazing quali and now they want me to ram you in turn 1

good morning lads
death to mercedes

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORJ

>>149197429
W-what?

>>149197349
phwoar

>post-quali thread still up
/f1/ is dead

>>149197470
lemons

>>149197470
yer mum is dead

>>149197470
no f1 academia for us to laugh at

>>149197481
so will be yours, jokester

>>149197470
everyone is saving their good posts for the new thread

>>149197508
good looking car, mate

>>149197508
Ive saved my good posts for this thread to be good again.

t. Spurdo

>>149197516
love the 88 ferrari
shame it was entered when the mp 4/4 was around

gimi

>>149197527
sexy looking thing

Baking

yeah me too

One day /f1/ will finnaly acknowledge that Edd is true cum slut of F1

If Max gets 12 points and a race ban, do the points get erased? Might be smart just to kill George then

one day /f1/ will relent for the last time

shall not

>>149197626
will not

fatal crash role

baking

Baking

taking

air frying

boiling

shitting

slow juiceing

sluicing

failing to deploy flaps and crashing into a nearby subrub

instant potting

gimig

51 penal

page 1

/biz/ idea: replace homolton with kubica

Mort à Montréal

imagine bread

>>149198328
I want to see him groundhog'd.

>>149198328
dumb dog

>>149198405
i will come to your house and kill you

no thread until the warm up session

>>149198427
i'll warm up your session *unzips dick*

>page 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOw3qM4Qj0c

Are we relenting question?

>page 4
lemans

>>149198764
we are checking, we will get back to you

just bumped every thread on page 5 and dropped this thread to page 6 :P

>>149198903
calm down

>>149198917
I will kill

>>149198903
You are scum

bake new or watch /f1/ die
this is a hostage situation

von Trips

>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam.
well
>You have to wait a while before doing this again
well well

>Page 6
Oh fugg

here in the final /f1/ thread

>Please wait a while before making a thread
well well well