Mariners soon.

Is this nu - tho?

comfy

Jays

Doyers

Yankees need to sell by the deadline

>>149187955
Based barleybro

btw astros won

Doyers

>>149187902 (OP)
MLB is rigged and the Red Sox are cheating.

They really are the faggets

Pnw Pfma's

>>149188079
>Pfma's
Cane's

>>149188109
>Cane's
Zaxby's?

5 bings and a bong until the doggies right their wrongs

>>149188137
cringe

The contreras bros both homered today in the same inning. Last time two bros homered in the same inning in the same game was 1933

>>149188137
based

>>149188137
based.
>>149188153
cringe.

This cunt's asking for it

>>149188311
>>149188242
>>149188109
cringe

>>149188153
>>149188123
based

>>149188137
>>149188311
Dogs are based, dodgers are cringe.

That ball call has fucked the Sneks

I missed that Bandits-Volts was going on, but the Bandits are stomping again so w/e.

>>149188376
Which snake and ball do you call?

>>149188341
>This cunt's asking for it
Are you at the Memeiners game?

The Yankees scored a run. Take that Boston.

>merril dead

>>149188450
First pitch to Tatis was a strike called ball. Tatis could have struck out before tying the game.

OK we are back!

>>149188459
Nobody cares luigi arturo

>starting pitcher does well
>shuts out opposing team
>switch him out for no reason
>opponents tie it
fucking dumbass red sox, deserved.

>>149188004
Hell yea

>>149188456
Yea I'm in section 124, right behind our boys' dugout, first stall in the men's room, I got hella line to blow thru thou you're gonna be like 8th

>>149188526
wuhappen?

Should I order the Caniac or another combo? What should I get in the combo?
https://www.raisingcanes.com/full-menu/

>>149188597
Guy up in section 231 doing 3 at a time no waiting

>>149188644
Well I'll be a son of a bitch....

>stankees

Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks

>>149187902 (OP)
now THIS is a rivalry!

>>149188758
It really really is.

doyers

doyerpacos seething kek

>>149188719
You chicano? Red Sox fan or just hate watching?

Crocodile Dundee 3 - Crocodile Dund33
THIS is a stankin azz

>fiancée using my computer
>hear her say “why is all this shit on here?” from the other room
Either her USB has weird folders on it or it’s over. Wish me luck

>>149188375
that dog is cringe since it's a psyop by manfred and ohtani PR to make him seem more personable, unfortunately, he named his dog "abused" and the PR named it "decoy" (aka distraction)

giants

>>149188719

merrill dead....

>>149187992
lol what. The AL is dogshit

>>149188841
>fiancée
I'm sorry but u fell for it. She's got the power now brother u might as well cut off ya nutsaqq n dip it in your daily herbal tea.

>>149188841
if she loves you, it'll survive

>>149188913
They're losing to the Red Sox, you have to be an awful team to be losing to the Red Sox.

>>149188895
lol what an idiot

>>149188913
just here to emphasis this by pointing out that the ALC has more .500+ teams than the other 2 division combined

U need to be extremely valuable prize of a human, perhaps handsoml'y tall & quite strong. She wants to show you off to the family, right? Now you get to be a brat. Have her take u for dinners n shit

Clapped for the umps and got some mean looks bros…

>>149188979
>to be a brat

>>149189008
Based umps. they don't need your shitty approval.

>>149189008
did you go to the game in full kit?

Can the Red Sox stop using meme colors

>>149189036
wtf there's no beach in compton

>>149188948
I don’t appreciate this comment.

>>149188948
Yes, they're going to lose another series to Boston, which is annoying. They also lost a game to Colorado. But Boston isn't going anywhere and the Yankees will win the pennant in their sleep.

>>149189097
That's not Cane's.

>poodge

We're Raising Cane's, here.

>>149189038
I’ve been to 2 games this year and gotten 0 brats. One time was because I went to a pregame thing with all you can eat food but they only had hot dogs. The other was a minor league game that didn’t have brats. Truly a difficult year for me

>>149189135
It’s angel stadium’s very own strike zone chicken!

>>149188810
Nope native Mexican. Yankee fan but they suck big time

>>149189051
not from them anon

>>149189159
>We're Raising Cane's, here.
Good. Gooooooooood.

>>149189248
Based fairweather doomerkee

>>149188895
I've seen better base running on my town's league

>>149189240
>It’s angel stadium’s very own strike zone chicken!
Is it as good or better than Cane's?

>>149189312
Too much ointment, 3/10 perchance

>>149189089
this is clearly long beach, it says "compton 20 miles"

>>149189214
many such cases

>>149189368
mayhaps

>>149189368
Is that Cane's sauce?

Qrd on fat Soto?

>>149189496
pretty sure that's just carlos zambrano

>>149189496
Is isn't he playing for the Blue Jays?

Guess I’ll watch the jints game

>>149189530
We ARE gonna make it past June metbro.

>>149189666
>Henny
You are black

I'm here, had a nasty hangover in my first time. Holy hell, hit me like depression when I woke up. Anyways, hope Merrill is okay. Offense still sucks but I guess we are winning?

what the fuck are the red sox wearing?

DA RAYS BABY DA RAYS

>>149189702
alcohol is bad for you

>>149189687
Yes

>>149189702
hair of the dog lad

>>149189733
I drank half of bottle of Rum apparently, and apparently I vomited in my sleep. Not good. Bleh. Anyways, Go Chadres!

daaaaaaa jankees lose

jp singleford :)
>>149189840
Nigga you could die and that's really not that much booze if it's a fifth and not a handle.

My team lost today >:-[

I think the DOYERS should win against the Giants!

Has any sports science analytics nerd ever try to convince MLB players that if they trained just a little harder and took conditioning just a little more seriously compared to NFL/NBA athletes that maybe more players can baserun/steal bases faster and at a more frequent pace? Seems like a no brainer though

Tell me again how the Yankees are even good? They need to sell at the deadline.

DodgersBros. Let's be on the lookout for ICE so that they can't disappear our fans that just want to support the team and watch the game! If you see something, say something!

broken bat bermuda triangle base hit

2hu went to the local No Kings protest in downtown SD.

>>149190055
reminder this chick killed herself

>>149190122
reminder: that "chick" is actually a guy using an avatar

>>149190171
where does this meme come from
i feel like this might have been true during the early days of online gaming but now?

A DUMPERIAN double.

Love those sweet AI anime honeys

>>149190257
from me. i got the ball rolling.

>>149190257
you know that picture from hololive where there's a guy wearing spandex posing with the cutouts? that guy is one of the Vtubers

2fast2sexy

>>149190334
That was me tho

This is all because Brian Cashman is the worst GM in all of sports. If I were the GM of the Yankees, I would be getting good players who can actually win the big games, beat Boston, and laugh at their fans crying while calling all of them nigger faggots.

>>149190006
comfy looking firepit though

Ouch!

>>149190403
Can’t beat cheaters.

>>149190334
im a girl tho

>>149190334
Actually, I'm a girl

queen of /mlb/

>>149190469
are you calling the doyers cheaters?

SNEKS ALIVE

>Kershaw
I don't feel so good jintsbros. I know he's old but he always plays great against us

>poodres
>it was 7-2

>>149190523
how big is his dick?

>>149190115
based 2hu

>>149190523
I can never tell if they have a penis or not. Is that a good or bad thing?

ITFDB

>>149190534
Dodgers are cheating with deferred trust fund wallets.

>POODRES

who started the meme to have sluggers bat lead off instead of 3rd or 4th?

ITFDB

>>149190661

Let's all cream our jeans. Or cream whatever ya got on!

>TAKE YOUR BASE

Wow, this dodger game has a bigger turnout than that draft dodgers sad military parade. lol

>challenge
Umpbros..

beating the sneks in June is like winning the world series to poodrepacos

IT TAKES TWO

DOUBLE PLAY!

>double play
Yeah, I've seen this episode before

SNEKS AAAAAAA

let's go kersh

SNEKS AINT DONE YET

Sneks

>>149190811
>dodgers
>draft dodgers

>poodrepacos

>>149190364
Julio looks like one of those male pornstars of indeterminate ethnicity

>>149190921
>panamapaco
YOU SHALL NOT PASS

>>149190898
reminder: that covenant is null and void

OHTANI SHOULD HIT A DINGER

>>149190896
is this white?

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN

OHTANI

GG Doyers

>arizonapacos

OHTANIAN BLAST

>>149190941
We are in the presence of the prophet

>>149190964
>>149190959
>>149190941
cuck posting

jp doubleplayford :)

>>149190937
U wot gandalf the grey

>>149190975
No one asked you

SNEKS WIN

>>149190811
baseball (and all sports) are a distraction from politics, keep it that way

>>149190959
Looks latino without the sunburn

>watching protest live streams
>doyer hats and mexico flags everywhere
every time. I thought you guys were memeing. Also why live in America if you're a proud Mexican?

GG dad's AWNSERbacks made an appearance tonight

>>149191011
post more of your "don't care" folder :^)

Sneks win

>POODRES
KEK

>freeman
>free base man

>POODRES

KEK POODRES

PRRRRT

>it was 7-3 entering the bottom of the 9th

i like it when the d-backs win

poodresbros I am tried

bau bau

You’re alright this time sneks

>>149191170
Me too anon

>>149191163
2poo's not going to like this...

whatever sneks are better than the doyerpacos

I missed Ohtani dabbing on these homos. At least I get to see Kershaw tearing 'em a new one.

jp walkford :)

You guys are laughing. My wife 2hu is making me sleep on the couch again and not giving me sex this Saturday night and you guys are laughing.

>mfw taking a huge poodre

>>149191248
Why isn't he playing for the Blue Jays?

That inning was like 3 pitches.

Robert Soreass got gaped

>>149191317
i thought my stream was replaying the last out again lol

>>149191286
I swear, if 2hu and I still post in these threads when the Padres win their first ring, I will repay them for this commission.

No seriously. Why do the pads keep falling for the Suarez meme? He’s a certified shitter and game punter

>>149191354
i hope it's as ugly as that one

>>149191389
Name one good closer

>>149191317
4 pitches. Kershaw started everyone off with a 4 seam to try to get ahead in the count and they tried to punish him but couldn't square anything up.

>>149191395
It's the thought that counts

>>149191427
Me

Dbacks really love their improbable 9th inning comebacks don't they
>poodres kek

Also, not sure if Kershaw is legit again or if Jints offense is just that terrible without umpball. Probably the latter

that funky muncy

>>149191443
You cannot punish he who is already punished

Throw a strike!

This is the same drunk ump from yesterday, isn't it

Hopefully ShiftUp picks a more worthy team next time for a collab. GGs Dads, get fucked.

>>149191499
He's gifting the doyers tonight to make up for yesterday

2-0!

Andy P!

PANDY!

>>149191505
I want to have sex with the brown girl

conforto against his former team :)

Confortie in on the fun

PAGES!!

Is Pages the most consistent contact hitter on this team, besides Smith? He has been carrying the team since Edman/Teo got injured and then went cold

CUMFARTO FUCKS YA!

COMFYTO!

get this bum off the mound

kek pull this guy. You can't give up a double to conforto.

>Pages and Conforto
What in tarnation

>>149191588
He needs are bare bottom spanking

new mariners fan here just tuned in who should i care about and who is a nobody

>>149191579
Pages started off like shit for several weeks but has been stellar since

>>149191619
POODRES KEK

>letting Conforto on base
>letting Conforto drive in a run

>>149191633
the guy at bat

>>149191645
grim

>>149191579
It's a tie between him and Freddie. Smith is best with RISP and Teo in clutch situations

>intentionally walking to load the bases with 1 out when pig roach is statistically horrible with runners on
???

mookie slap!

GRAND SLAM

ZESTY double

MOOKIE TOOK IT PERSONAL!

:(

>>149191661
you know this thing gets a lot of slaps in the clubhouse

MOOKIE GRAND SLAM DOUBLE
MOOKIE GRAND SLAM DOUBLE
MOOKIE GRAND SLAM DOUBLE

Mookie!!

AHHHHHH SAVE ME UMPIES

>>149191738
kek are you looking at gameday or something?

>>149191722
>>149191738
>grand slam
But Ohtani stayed on third

freddie free bags

Bob Melvin is such a nerd

We are 1/2 of the way to nu tho.

>>149191735
Too cute!

umpies pls save my giants...

I am done for tonight Padrebros

[PERSONS NAME]!!!

>>149191835
PRRRRRT

>giants can’t win without ump help

>>149191847
I say this

How does a pro baseball player do that?

mcnuggerbros... we are so back

>Encarnarcion
Can this dude so anything right? Ball bounced off his glove playing first base in the Denver series.

>basically everyone scoring a run except Kim thus far

>>149191882
he's not pro he's a failed AAAA experiment

go go go

>>149191890
i'm nuggin it

>>149191553
She's too shy for that

>>149191890
picked a good one (so far) to attend

I know we can still blow this game but fuck you can't ask for more than this

>pulled in the 2nd inning
KWAB

>>149191890
Based. Gonna order some grub while I watch my doyers play

>>149191946
>KWAB
SNEED

>>149191890

>>149191946
Is it a bullpen game?

It seems like whenever Ohtani hits a homer in the first, the opposition becomes demoralized and gets gaped.

KERSHAW #1

>>149191994
no, he just got shellacked

>>149191882
This is our C squad

>>149191994
I think Roupp is a starter. Though his name reminds me of old Loup on the Angelels
>>149191935
Wish we could have done this for Yamamoto yesterday

>>149191956
That's a fairly MINISCULE amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say?

no one fucking cares doyerpacos

>>149191956
solid snack

SF giant GAYS

DOYAS

>>149192053
cope and seethe poodrepaco

shut up and watch or go to bed poodre bitch. the big bros are playing

>>149192076
>best meguca
>will never get her own movie

I hate my team

nah bro giants are losing on purpose

Ended the no hitter. Let's go jintsbros!

fuck busters
X3

STRIIIIIIKE

16 to go

https://x.com/FabianArdaya/status/1934078908233928921

So when is Kershaw retiring? Is he just trying to get to 3,000Ks before he retires?

Im back after a beer run and a shower and Kirby still holding the indians scoreless hell yeah

>>149189214

>>149192190
Yeah
He'll get to the last 10 before his body shuts down again and he comes back next season

What’s going through Yamamotos mind seeing this support?

ACK!

>>149192222
What beer did you get?

>>149192222
He's looking good.

I'm flying to LA from Chicago, and Ice Cube is on my flight.

>>149189214
what's this about

>>149192236
>And God said, “This is the sign of the covenant I am making between me and you and every living creature with you, a covenant for all generations to come: I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth.
Seems like Kersh is fine with gays desu

>>149192236
the Lord is rewarding kersh for standing up to the gays

>>149192222
Alcohol is bad for you

that funky muncy

>>149192341
says who?

>>149192333
It just means 'no more floods lulz'

>>149192285
Budweiser, americas beer

>>149192333
no you idiot, he's taking back the rainbow from the faggots

>>149192333
>>149192340
>>149192365
https://retake-the-rainbow.com/

>>149192310
tell him I said 'sup

>>149192368
BASED

I HATE FAGGOTS

>>149192333
Kershaw is a christfag so he's likely trying to make a point that the rainbow belongs to them, not the gays, and they use this passage to support that belief

>>149192359
That faggot says it anytime there is a mention of booze

>>149192090
>>149192099
kys doyerpacos

Pnw Pfma's

>>149192236
>OH MY SCIENCE THIS PITCHER HAS SOME SMALL REFERENCE FROM SOME DESERT JEW CULT STITCHED ON A HAT HE'LL NEVER WEAR AGAIN I AM LITERALLY BEING GENOCIDED AAAAAAAAAAA HOLD ME
Why are they like this?

>>149192408
Seethe bitch lmao choked

>>149192368
>>149192386
>>149192397
r/woosh

>>149192412
>Pfma's
Cane's

>>149192439
Retard

>>149192367
Faggot piss water beer

>>149192439
i'mma woosh these nuts in your face

>>149192439
You have to go back

>>149192439
Dogpile this cunt

Christ fags seething in the comments rn

>>149192439
/r/Cane's

I don’t feel well

>>149192367
>pissweiser
At least get a Coors Banquet or somethin

>>149192480
What beer isn’t pozzed now

peepeepoopoopadres kek

>>149192547
Scotch.

Kimmie :)

>>149192480
>>149192544
4 dollars for a sixer so I dont give a fuck lmao

#istandwithkershaw

Hit another dinger for me, Ohtani

>>149192570
That’s not beer. Thats liquor

that was close

It's crazy that people were fighting against the pitch clock for years.

kim>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lee

Golden opportunity to statpad/catch up to Judge and Raleigh on the HR lead race Ohtani-san

>walktani

>>149192547
I'm just giving you a hard time. Enjoy your beer

That 1-2 Chinese punch is sweet

>>149192588
Fuck yes. I think this is sexy

cant wait for doyerpacos to all get deported so we can see the rise of mexico flags

>>149192609
It should be 5-10 seconds longer desu. Can’t go to games anymore because you miss 3 innings going to get some food.

7 walks already

GRAND SLAM

>>149192653
well you're a gay pedo scumbag so it makes perfect sense

>>149192588
can you make a millicent (elden ring) dodgers?

I want to believe that Roberts took Ohtani aside and told him to improve his plate discipline but maybe he just enjoys bullying Yama

>>149192715
kek

>>149192588
why do the girls usually look evil you finally gave one an appealing expression

>>149192525
>/r/Cane's
What's your favorite menu item?

>>149192707
I'm a girl thou

>>149192762
I like girls

>>149192782
I really, really love women

>>149192752
the Google Maps directions to Popeyes

>>149192782
>>149192801/
Who's your favorite player?

>>149192439

>>149192801
Based inspector

>>149192762
Believe me, your parents know you are.

>>149192752
I dont get the cane's meme. how good can tendies actually be?

We need the based and blessed Inspector

grandpa brycie

KKershaw

Fuck you guys.

>>149192531
Good. I hope you die of cancer after your roided mutt hero retires ringless with a poverty team like the skankees. Reminder this century still belongs to Boston so maybe wait for 15 more years when your beloved pinstripe faggots win another meaningless pennant to later choke important games and then cry about caveman rings.

KKershaw

>>149192918
Which guys specifically would you fuck and why?

>>149192890
he's too young to be going grey already

He’s 15 strikeouts away from 3000?

>>149192877
For some reason the dumb ass zoom zooms like the Cane's sauce which is just ketchup and something else. Those retards will dance around and piss their pants over a dipping sauce!!

kersh is cruising

>>149192948
Your dad because he thinks he's hot shit. Gonna rail that asshole proper.

>>149192987
"Cottaging"

15 Ks baby

ANIME!!!
OHTANI!!!
JAPAN!!!
DODGERS!!!
MOCO CHAN!!!

>>149193036
This but unironically

To me he is the based and blessed detective.

I'm going again boys.

>>149193036
You lost me at moco chan. Fuck that bau bau retard

>>149193069
Nice
I went last summer. Comerica has a nice field. Their only good food is Little Caesars though

>>149193094
Bau bau!

>>149193109
>Their only good food is Little Caesars though
No Cane's?

>>149192926
There's no need for that kind of bitterness. Let's just enjoy the game and see where the future takes our teams.

>>149193036
>MOCO CHAN
That cancer has no allegiance to any team. He should be banned for excessive avatarfagging

>>149192890
>>149192950
He is 32(!) by the way. This is what raw milk and all that other bullshit he eats will do to you. He looks 8-10 years older than he actually is. 13 years but he looks like he's aged 20+.

>>149192926
lmao what the fuck?

>>149192926
The only poster worse than the bau bau tranny ladies and gentlemen

>>149192950
bro some guys go grey at 19 wtf are you talking about

rami homer
tie game in Seattle

>>149193125
Not in the ballpark. I wanted to try it for the first time and was disappointed

How did the Metsies are doing good and Cane’s things get started?

I didn't think they were winning today in the first place

>>149193192
>I wanted to try it for the first time and was disappointed
Yeah, I feel you. I would be disappointed too.

>>149193160
I say this as someone that think's the american diet is totally fucked as well as our ideas about nutrition but I feel like people that get into that far out health and wellness stuff end up looking like shit. I'm pretty sure its just cause they tan all the time which ages you greatly

>>149193109
lol maybe if you're in the poor seats.

im drunk already ese this game going by too fast i told you SF GAYS suck

>>149193247
Alcohol is bad for you

>SF lefties seething about Kershaw's hat and hoping their team has a blowout
>they do, but they're the ones getting blown out and shutout
kekaroo

>>149191093
>>149191028
feeling good fellow snekchads

baybaw

>>149193233
the crow's feet around the eyes are creepy looking also

>trying to watch the game in room
>Sound gets drowned out by my dad yelling in the living room because he's watching the Mexico game

>>149193244
>blue moon
wowzers, didn't know females posted here

>>149193223
It's a tie game

KKKershaw

Lead evaporated

KKKershaw

>>149193266
go back to SF your gay fool

ANOTHER ONE

>>149193349
SAILOR TROON!@!!

Fuck em up Kersh

>>149193244
That does look delicious but the portions are miserable. Two spoonfuls of pasta (?) salad and a steak hardly the size of your palm? And for probably an exorbitant price like $40

DODGER CHRISTIAN NIGHT WITH KERSH, TRIENEN, AND KOPECH AGAIN

>>149193383
It's free, retard. You can go back for more.

JP is really good this year.

>>149193379
Reminder gawr gura won a championship before the poodres did

>>149193368
It’s literally another poster

>>149193383
It's previously frozen microwaved slop. anyone with a brain eats outside the stadium. Those seats are for suckers that want to give off an appearance of wealth or impress a date

>>149193309
call ICE on him

>>149193405
>free
And the price of the seats?

Are we watching the same game it's tied and we have jp on second like jesus

We need sailor troon now more than ever

>>149193279
Literally none of us care about his hat

>>149193418
aint know who the fuk that is ese but everybody win 1 befoer SD fhey ain't shit homie

>>149193432
You can literally watch them cook it though? And request a fresh one?
>>149193439
~$250 weekday. $350 weekend.

>>149193405
>thinking you're awesome when really you're a basic bitch
enjoy and pay attention to the game instead of trying to garner attention you fucking loser

>>149193405
>those drumsticks
I've seen more meat on those crummy Amtrak hot wings lmfao

>>149193424
why are you trying to impersonate me, bitch?!

I was the original sailor moon poster

>>149193461
You go to the club before and after the game. Only retards stay in the club and don't do the baseball part of the baseball park.

Will the real sailor moon troon please stand up!

>>149193432
>previously frozen microwaved slop
not in those seats, brokie

In the richfag section you can get hotdog water by the cupful. a little bit more if you know the right guy(s) ;)

KEK memeners

>>149193405
you gonna post these same photos every day?

i be like nahhh bitchhh DODGERS

>>149193279
how many of them do you think also donated their time and money to help orphans in Zambia when they were 24 years old?

>>149193408
Damnit

>>149193467
how did you do it?

>>149187902 (OP)
As a lapsed baseball and Red Sox fan that occasionally checks in, I just have to say that current mlb uniforms are a mess. It seems like everytime I turn a game on, there is some weird, cheap looking alternate jersey.

Like wtf are the Red Sox wearing? Yellow and blue to "connect" with the city because of the marathon outfits is obviously a cheap cash grab and beyond faggotry. Might as well cherrypick anything from the city and make jerseys for it.

And the jerseys themselves look cheap. The Yankees road grays sweat through. The lettering looks flat and ironed on. And that big creepy nike logo plastered on every jersey.

It will only be a matter of time before the Yankees are wearing some green monstrosity "connecting" them to the statue of liberty. That's why Judge is wearing that seafoam padding. It's getting Yankees fans lubed up for it.

I must admit though, I don't mind the Green Monster jerseys. As a kid, I often thought about them having special greens to pay homage to Fenway. I even had fantasies of an alternate world where Fenway was all red instead of green, and the Red Sox were the Green Sox. But even these jerseys look cheap, and have the hideous nike logo in yellow staring me down.

doyerpacos are annoying insufferable retards

>>149192712
?

lol memeiners

at least you still have fried crickets

>>149193467
same

jinta gonna score some runs soon

gaylor troon

Jorge Soto

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>>149193501
Have a free Jack Flaherty anon.

>>149193503
>when they were 24 years old?
For all we know they still do, nothing like the thrill of hopping in a taxi to the airport at 3am for that redeye across the Atlantic while stepping in human excrement and used needles on the pavement

>randy ricesand

KKKKersh

13 Ks remaining!

>>149193538
alright, appreciate the effort.

>>149193567
I miss Jack and his dawg attitude. Wish he was still here instead of Glassnow

>103 pitches
>RISP
>soft grounder to second for the out
We really are the fucking memenars

>>149193609
Big dawgs gotta eat. And now he has the appetite of a tiger rawwwr ecks dee xD

u fuckin freaks

>>149193576
I'm sure he does. My point was he hasn't really advertised his beliefs in an obnoxious way and what he's done recently is pretty mild and only has come about because of some troons wearing nun costumes mocking some part of his belief system.

>>149193632
this is the year the astros win the west

Why's my Yankees keep losing?

>>149192333
Some ancient Jew saw a rainbow after heavy rains and he thought God was talking to him.

>>149193609
I've been fishing for a Skubal start at home, but Flaherty was pretty quality that day.

>>149193661
>astros win the west
lol

I'm jealous of SDFC, it's their first franchises years with YOUNG, homegrown players, thriving and winning while Padres just have old Uncs all because of "muh leadership"

Jelly jelly jelly, must be nice to have young fierce players. Also I like Suarez as our 8th inning guy, not as our closer. Never trusted him the day he closed for the first time in 2022.

>>149193632
2.2 WAR btw

kersh through 6 for the first time this season

>kersh has only thrown 69 pitches
doyers might get a starter through 7 for the third time this year

>>149193669

pathetic ass team if the old man is going to be our first starter to give us 7 innings since who knows when.

kershaw makes me proud to be white

What's Kershaw's skin color?

>>149193702
>69 pitches
oooh yeeaaaah

>>149193741
>man of god
>clearly gay

DYING
OUT

>>149193669
The Red Sox get extra fired up playing them like the Padres do with Dodgers. Difference is the Red Sox actually win

Hopsies have the hot hand

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>>149193713
yoshi got through 7 against the sneks back on may 20th
he's also the only pitcher at this point to get through 7

Can I get uhh....... nu?

LMFAO

HOMERTANI x2

>>149193772
in fairness to Yoshi he's been pressed into going every 5th day than the ideal 6 days because of all the bs surrounding our staff.

Bombtanian blast

2ND OHTANIAN BLAST

OHTANI

but when is nu

>>149193820
The brunt of the blame lies on Snell and Glasnow. You could look at them the wrong way and they'll break, especially Glasnow

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>>149191279
cringe