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My Steelers :)

suck lol

Coach

Happy pride month

NO KINGS

>>149192018
correct the Commies do. Don't let the talking heads convince you that they don't.

Yjk bro is a mad tripper. His press conferences sound like LSD epiphanies. My kind of guy

>>149192106
Happy pride month from Odell Beckham Jr. as well

My Commies living rent free in your head :)

>>149189076
>Remembering when all the fats here were mad at me for being a 6’1 135 chad
you do realize that muscle weighs way more than fat, so if you're 6'1 135 you probably built like this

How many games is Rodgers going to play before he gets hurt?

>>149192369
cha-ching

>>149192420
How many games in a regular season including the playoffs and Super Bowl win?

>>149192420
Aside from 2023, he's usually nearly an iron man. He should be okay for the entire season.

>>149192420
Steelers don't play the Ravens until week 14 so maybe he can make it that far before getting broken

>>149192726
Except when he gets his collarbone HEEM'd

>>149192240
>Yjk bro is a mad tripper. His press conferences sound like LSD epiphanies. My kind of g-ACH

>>149192594
>How many games in a regular season including the playoffs and Super Bowl win?

Rammies going on vacation next week

>>149192758
unbased Nostradamus

>>149193130
I don't look like that or wear underwear

>>149193175
much like they have after the last gifted SB win in 2022

A bonchon opened up down the street because the diaspora moved in are they worth trying

This season's Superbowl:

>Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day

It's well-known that Carr was a good QB, but what about Carr the person?
When he wasn't feeding Rashid Shaheed with perfectly placed bombs, the dashing former 2nd-round pick took time to feed families in need during the holiday season. On December 21st, 2024, Derek and Heather Carr hosted a Christmas dinner at a Salvation Army in New Orleans.
Nine families were invited, and they were all showered with Christmas gifts after their tummies were filled. The biggest surprise would come last of all, when the Carrs handed each parent a small box containing $5,000 cash (see pic related of androgynous person from the event).

>>149193664
Isn't it a bit early for the delusions to start?

>>149193664
you mean Rams and Vikings

>>149193241
>I don't look like that or wear underwear

Well Wionsbros, it was fun while it lasted. We had a lot of cool moments over the past few seasons, but now the realization that the drop-off is coming is beginning to set in.
At least we still get to laugh at Chicongo and the Viqueers.

>>149193843
I DON'T FEAR NOTHING

>>149193664
in all seriousness it's finna be Ravens vs Bucs

>>149194185
>Ravens

>>149194041
>Time for me to give up all hope; a random podcast said it's over...

Jalen.......

Jaaaalen......

Top 5 Most Likely Teams to Turn it Around in 2025 (sponsored by Turnaround):

1) 49ers
2) Dolphins
3) Cardinals
4) Jaguars
5) Raiders

>>149191611
Heh...... any year now........ you'll see

>>149194827
for me, its jugs

>>149194827
Tits way too big. Who'd possibly want those in their mouth?

>>149194866
a heterosexual, the opposite of you

>>149194893
What are you saying? You calling me gay bro?

>>149192420
2 if Steelers fans are lucky

>>149194982
10 and then its willy howards time to capture the wild card

>>149192129
Imagine bragging about going through this "gauntlet"

>>149196205
>Eagles playoff run is a 7th seed, old man Stafford, a rookie, and a negative point differential team
>the media wants me to believe this is a superteam

>>149196271
Probably the most cakewalk owl run of all time.

>>149196271
Na bro the 2024 Eagles are the greatest team of all time apparently that's what (((they))) told me on ESPN lol

>>149196412
G-d's chosen team 2bh

I want to have sex with men.

>>149196552
haha go (team I don't like)!

>>149196552
haha, go cowboys!

>>149196552
haha, go eagles!

>>149196552
Trip on, Temujin.

>>149193262
>gifted
lol

>>149196809
>POV: You're Youngblood in the sweltering summer of '99

>>149194827
I BELIEVE in Purdy, he's worth every penny of that contract and now that the team will be healthy this year he'll remind everybody of that.

I get terrified when I see a young white raiders fan. I lost count of how many white guys in Maxx Crosby jerseys I’ve seen

>>149197073
Purdy healthy bussy, amirite

There's nothing "funny" about the word buss. Grow up

But the word bussy? Now THAT'S hilarious

>>149197265
Black dude here, we get a little wary too, cuz these dudes earned black dudes' respect, those are the scariest white boys

The DC Defenders would be a top 5 AFC team

Haley Van Voorhis would dominate the NFC.

>>149197920
>inhales cigar smoke
Yee we out here. Us White boys? Yee, yee we do dis.

>>149199647
Das rite. Stay out our hood cuh.

>my mfw when people laugh at the Flaccie

What's the matter? Can't handle the Flaccie mogging ya shit QB??

JOE FLACCO JUST THREW ANOTHER INTERCEPTION

Jizzing on a table? Nothing wrong with it.. if anything? Better than jizzing on my ex. She was a headache.

>ayyo Tua... we aura farming this bih
>the jetties?? I don't fw em cuhh
>Patriots¿ yozza dem boyz crashing out
>Billels??????! I'm not watching Sinners

commanders longest completion in NFCCG was by their punter

Is your team
>comparable
>worse
>absolute dogshit
Compared to my Wions?

>>149203228
>Broncos
They could take your Wions gg ez if they were scheduled this season

>>149194827
>niners
yeah
>dolphins
a squeeker into the playoffs MAYBE
>cards
lul
>jasg
lul
>raiders
maybe

>>149203346
No Wions this year but they do get to play the Packturds. Please make Lafleur make this face when they play.

>>149203410
I doubt the Packers have a chance at that game. Jordan Love and the rest of the team are kind of a bust

How many more Sundays until the season starts?

>>149203727
about tree fiddy

My Broncos are winning 12 games this season.

win this bussy

>>149203954
Ass interference, anon, 10 yard penalty, 2nd down

interfere with this bussy

>>149192127
BASED! I got free Del's Lemonade yesterday at the rally in Westerly. Many were proudly wearing their Patriots' gear in a dual capacity.

How worried is the NFL that the 2027 draft is DOA based on how bad things were in DC yesterday? I know they promised 1 million attendees, but I think it might flop harder than Caleb Williams.

>>149203358
Cardinals almost swept the Rams last season if it wasn't for that ball that bounced off that guys facemask in the end zone
They had a good draft and good additions in the off season, I can easily see them surpassing the Rams in the division rankings.

>>149204343
At least I know my Patties will draw massive crowds in late July. We all wanna see Maye link up with Diggs.

>>149192127
NO ILLEGALS

>>149192127
Based

>>149204390
They can't deport us all

deport this bussy

>>149204390
How's that working out for you guys? That parade had the attendance of a 4th preseason game featuring the Titans @ the Jasg lmao

>>149204457
Yes they can. I'm bending the knee and deporting myself today, and I'm going to KO and take dozens of other illegals with me. Viva la Mexico...en Mexico! Cue the generic beaner music! *duh-duh-duh-da-ta-duh-ta-duh...*

I hope Travis Hunter busts the fuck out of the nfl solely because of how fucking HIDEOUS he is. my god he is ugly.

>>149204646
Racism outside of /b/? Yikes! You better hope you have plot armor like the Chiefs' offensive line.

Why can't goy gm's compete?

>>149204646
God I love Reddit humor. Yikes dude

>>149204708
>I hope Travis Hunter busts the fuck out of the nfl solely because of how fucking HIDEOUS he is. my god he is ugly.
Who are some of the other goblins in the NFL who only get puss due to their career?

this general is so insanely schizophrenic

>>149204779
>that feeling when you lost the Super Bowl and now noone showed up to your birthday party but JD Vance

>>149204869
trip on, brady'sbuck

>>149204899
Odd, yes that was me. Has there ever been a Super Bowl parade that garnered no heat and had sparse attendance? I remember freezing my balls off in 2015 and yet the entire city was fucking packed.

>>149204390
*except the farmers and hotel maids

>>149205057
*and people who work for Coinbase, Palantir, Tesla, and Target

>>149204363
Cardinals should be good, but that week 2 game in against the MASH unit rams.

>>149204708
Travis Hunter seems like a pretty good guy in spite of his appearance, I hope he succeeds.
Besides, he's not nearly as ugly as Lamar Jackson or Deshaun Watson.

>>149192278
wut did i just watch?

For some reason I thought J. K. Dobbins had better stats than this...

was he

>>149207811
he just cain't

>>149207811
>played good enough
It's "played well enough" you fucking sub-50 iq faggot.

>>149207811
Jets win the division. Total Fields redemption arc. Put 10 dollars on it.

>>149208026
Don't check his wonderlic score

>>149208104
Based on his appearance, decision making and words he choose to use, I don't think I need to.

LOL

>>149204708
>my god he is ugly.
post yourself then anon

>>149203797
Is the Brett Farve netflix documentary worth watching?

>>149204869
>Trumps Military

>>149208104
I miss the NFL doing the wonderlic test. Mainly because I miss doing whichever online one you guys would link around draft time and btfo'ing the whole thread.

1. Brady
2. Montana
3. Mahomes
4. Rodgers
5. P. Manning

>>149208466
Seahawks are actually surprising, I didn’t realize it’s been 10 years

>>149208145
He scored in the top 1% percentile kek

>>149204737
>Lamar getting pussy
Might want to look up his girlfriend champ

>>149209076
Then he obviously cheated and paid some jewish player to take the test for him

>>149193733
They’ve been boldly predicting this reddit bowl for years

>>149192414
>M-muscle weighs more than fat! That’s why I w-weigh so much!
Kek

>>149191922 (OP)
Will be surreal when some poor soul drafts Raiola and he’s doing the Mahomes shtick on the same field as Mahomes

Bussy

P.H.A.T.

I can't stop eating today :(

>Commanders
Lol. It could have been so kino like picrel

>>149210029
Even “Presidents” would have been better

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45514109/missouri-governor-signs-stadium-aid-package-chiefs-royals
>Republican Gov. Mike Kehoe signed a legislative package on Saturday, approved by Missouri lawmakers earlier in the week, that includes hundreds of millions of dollars of financial aid intended to persuade the Chiefs and Royals to remain in the state.
>Last year, Jackson County voters defeated a sales tax extension that would have helped finance an $800 million renovation of Arrowhead Stadium -- the home of the Chiefs -- and a $2 billion ballpark district for the Royals in downtown Kansas City.
Thank God the Governor overrode the voters to give the Kansas City Chiefs hundreds of millions of dollars.

>>149209975
Trip on, Temujin.

>>149210262
If we stay in Arrowhead I’m going to kms

>>149209975
Drink more water, your body is telling you you're thirsty but our food is so poisoned with corn syrup that you think you're hungry.

>>149210419
>Arrowhead
*GEHA

>>149210419
>we

>>149210419
Why? Arrowhead is pretty historic

>>149210574
*GEHA

>>149210574
It’s a shit archaic stadium and it’s in Missouri. I’ve been to Lambeau and it was like a stadium a century away from Arrowhead, completely different world. We could have a new stadium like that, which a dynasty deserves, in Kansas, with a mix of modern architecture and views of sunflower fields or something. Arrowhead by contrast is just a cement bowl in the middle of KCMO.
>SOVL
>TRADITION!
Don’t care

Kauffman is actually a nice stadium but again, the location is shit. Both should be in Kansas with better views and better vibes.

>>149210723
I am sure the government will shovel billions more to the Hunts over things that will help the citizens, and if not the Hunts will start primarying the politicians like Kraft is starting to do here.

>>149210907
It’s possible but the Missouri side tells Hunt to fuck off pretty consistently, he and the Royals wanted a dome that would slide between Arrowhead and Kauffman and when the city put it to a vote he got blown out. My hope is giving him money is so unpopular that he just has to take the L and move

>>149211105
As noted, that's happened here and now shockingly Robert Kraft's son is running for Mayor of Boston.

>>149210124
>Presidents
The media would freak out and say it's a MAGA team

>>149211192
The Chiefs situation is a little unique though in that we’re on the border between two states, one of which is willing to pay and the other is playing hardball. Other teams just have to deal with their local government or undertake a massive move, shedding their fanbase. Hunt can just hop the border

>>149211198
It's a loser term given that parade attendance lol

>>149211480
Kansas is an even worse shithole, tho. They're still fucked up from that shit they tried with the Laffer Curve.

>>149211569
I don’t care about the economics I just want a Kansas stadium

>>149211481
>ohnonononono

>>149211742
The NFL has to be shook rn given the promise made that 1 million will show up for the 2027 Draft. Fucking idiots lol
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45010026/nfl-expects-more-1-million-fans-attend-2027-draft-dc

>>149211983
DC has no SOVL. The only people that will attend will be out of towners, and I don't think a million people will travel there for a draft

>>149212052
They certainly didn't show up to support da troops... among other things.

>>149211481
They need to memory hole this somehow and fast

>>149211983
>>149212052
NOVAfag here, nobody went to the parade because it was pissing rain and also military parades are kinda boring. There's so much military shit here that you can see it whenever you want
People will show up for the draft though, especially after last season

>>149212244
>rain
lol cope on that see >>149211742

>>149212314
I literally live here you faggot

>>149212052
Is this miga’s cope?

>>149212357
The rain didn't stop the other gatherings yesterday, and all the videos I've seen it looked quite dry. I am sure the NFL will start to use that as an excuse to scale back the draft plans.

>>149212244
>NOVAfag
Based Commie bro

Commanders longest completion in the NFCCG was by their punter…

>>149212244
>NOVAfag here
I lived there for some years, got I hate how liberal it is now. so depressing.

Umm, go team!

>>149212479
HTTR my nigga, see you at the draft

>>149193686
Do you think David taunts his brother worry his sb participation trophy?

>>149213329
I hate the Iggles, but this is pretty impressive

>>149211983
DC traffic is ass on a good day can't imagine how much worse it'll get

I am a homosexual.

>>149214638
we know patrick

>>149213329
>>149213524
of course it is

>>149213329
>>149213524
It’s absurd

>>149193737
Anon...

>>149194827
>>149203619
>>149204012
>>149204343
>>149204389
>>149204526
>>149204701
>>149205415
>>149212993
These garls will redeem my BIG BRONCO COCK Saars!

My Rammies :)

>>149194827
Pats are more likely to turn it around than the fins. Lolphins are most likely to crash

>>149203410
Daboll with hair

>>149215891
lmao, spotted the self-hating jeet/chicano hybrid. never lets us down. keep at it m8.

>>149216868
... are currently dominating the sport

>>149217571
...and your moms womb

>>149217571
...only in the cornerback position.

da bears

>>149217770
...haven't made a championship game in almost 15 years.

>>149217860
My wife Temujin!!! :3 <3

I can't fucking wait for football to start. My team is probably winning like 4 games but I'll be watching every one of them.

>>149218038
My team sucks and that's okay.

>>149218038
That's sad but fuck you for being a loser.

>>149218089
Raiders fan, right? Guess what, the 2026 QB class is looking strong and there will be less teams this time around looking for a signal caller. Then again, you might fuck around and win like 10 games with Pete Carroll and Geno.

>>149218135
In 2-4 years, my Saints will be good again and you will be seething.

>>149201773
>That confused look every time a TD is scored on his team
This guy is a fraud and I can't believe he hasn't been sniffed out by the league yet.

>>149218089
Being a loser namefag anime poster isn't OK. I seriously hope you die in your sleep tonight.

>>149218143
Y'know, if marky mark had just traded up with the Jests to snipe Bo Nix after the Falcons made their really dumb pick, >we wouldn't be in this mess. Just a thought.

>>149218178
Nah I won't. I'll still be here and they'll still be shitty.

>>149218233
Tired of hearing these takes about Bo Nix. He hasn’t proven shit

>>149219635
He made the playoffs his rookie season

>>149219635
SAAR

>>149219736
He didn’t personally “make” the playoffs, he played two actual games that were win and in, against the Chargers and Bengals, and unclutchly lost both. He only “made” the playoffs because his last game was against backups.
He hasn’t proven anything. The Broncos record with Russel Wilson was 8-9, their record with Bo Nix was 10-7. He’s not some massive upgrade that turned their franchise around or something, he did marginally better than a washed veteran and couldn’t even legitimately make the playoffs on his own merit. Finished third in the division, same as Russel Wilson.

Bo Nix will have the mac jones career arc

There's only one QB from last year's draft who has proven he's that nigga

Pretty sure out of all the NFL mascots Miles the Bronco probably has the biggest dong.

>retards still mad because they listened to the """experts""" that said Bo Nix was a reach

Lol gonna have a melty?

>>149220458
Be here at the end of next season

>>149203954
Wtf, I never expected the screenshot I took to end up on /sp/

>>149218233
One of those beat reporters said Geno looks better than Derek Carr ever did at OTA's. This is our year, pal

>>149220458
what did he do again?

>>149220458
>1 pm on Monday in Kiwiland
when are your parent sending you more NEET bux?

>>149221177
Cut his wrists and get institutionalized by his parents

>>149221217
fuck that is sad

Put him in the graveyard

>>149220545
Na I'm busy then

>>149221330
ah shit, already planned the end before then?

>tight
>black
>bussy

>>149221514
Based

>>149221481
Already planned to diarrhea into your open mouth then lol obsessed mutt still having a melty about the Kiwi?

>>149221572
no, I mean you checking out if I had to watch Lamar shit his pants every january while living off my parents pity id an hero as well

>>149221620
lol oh you're having a big melty today Kevin. Didn't get invited anywhere again this weekend I'm guessing? Maybe if you had some mates you wouldn't be so obsessed with people on the internet lil bro. Just a thought

Did they change the rules for kickoffs again?

>>149220458
Uh oh
You're going to upset the chicanos/jeet hybrid.

>>149221701
They changed the rule so that you can try onside kicks before the 4th quarter if the other team is winning but I can't remember what else they altered

>>149220458
What did he even do that was impressive?

What game is on tonight?

>>149206126
Look like diddy making bieber suck off obj

>>149221798
Ummmmmmm he beat the Queefs 4th stringers

>>149221663
who is kevin lol

>>149212102
I showed up at my cigar lounge to watch it on tv

>>149221874
Some obsessed mutt who keeps telling me to kill myself kek he's made up a whole backstory for me thinks my parents are rich and bought me an apartment and I got sent to a mental ward too apparently. I must have talked to much shit about his team. He's genuinely mentally ill just shits up the general instead of talking ball

>>149221947
Why do you sometimes tripfag and sometimes not?

>>149221997
Certain entities must be evaded

>>149221701
I think touchbacks now go to the 35 yard line.

Is there a more humiliated sports franchise?

>>149222147
>Touchbacks are now just a kickoff out of bounds penalty
Anti-football pussy strikes again. This league has turned into such a joke over the past decade.

>>149208075
That dude sucks

My Bearies <3

Ramdgers

>>149207811
>jets get rid of aaron rodgers for this
Seriously what the FUCK is wrong with the jets organization? Woody johnson is the most incompetent owner in the league. The jets team was garbage but atleast aaron rodgers put up some decent stats. Justin fields still has trouble reading defenses and has ball accuracy issues. He still hasnt made it to 3000 passing yards in his career. You think if aaron rodgers couldnt do anything justin fields will?

Okay but how many games did he win?

>>149222847
Have no fans

>>149222973
I wonder how pissed he is he didn't get the all time NFL head coach wins record. 14 short of Shula. So close but couldn't get there

>the namefaggot completely misses the point of the post
As expected with retards.

miss this bussy

>>149222909
Gonna be hilarious when Rodgers beats the Jets in Week 1

>>149221148
That’s clearly true but that’s not exactly a high bar. Raiders fans have to hope Geno Smith will become Rich Gannon 2.0 (he won’t be)

KWAB

>>149221535
never seent a buck so broke

>>149221148
Sounds "best shape of his career"-adjacent. I'd love to be wrong, but I don't think Smith is as good as Carr was.

>>149222810
>trannies have a bigger dick than me
Life Is so unfair

>>149222161
The Cardinals and Chargers come to mind.
>>149223631
Don't worry, she's a woman.

>>149224049
Sexo

>>149224049
>Don't worry, she's a woman
so is your dad

Worry about this bussy

>>149224147
No thanks I'm sure you're fat and ugly. I only fuck hot dudes.

>>149224227
You what?

>>149223187
Rodgers will become the 5th QB to beat all NFL teams, remember this

...

>>149223115
He’ll be back. If Pete is still getting opportunities at that age Belichick probably will. For instance if Andy Reid retires this season, just as an example, Belichick would probably be the Chiefs’ first call. He’s still a name teams have in mind even if there was no opening for him after getting fired

>>149224227
How's the weather in Pittsburgh, Aaron?

>>149224250
>Just remembered my team has a black QB

>>149224270
Cloudy with a chance of my dick in your dads ass.

Never thought I'd be sharing a thread with actual homos. Just symbolic ones in Chiefs fans.

>>149224358
Like sexualities share alike...

>>149224267
>Getting carried by the #1 and #2 all-time quarterbacks your entire career
If this happened Belichik would be the biggest fraud in the history of sports.

>>149224439
Wait, who’s #1?

>>149224516
*picture not related

>>149224516
>THOMAS
>EDWARD
>PATRICK
>BRADY
>JUNIOR

>>149224541
What do you mean? I’m just asking

>>149224571
I didn’t mean to do a trip lol it said Mahomes #1
Gay site

Everyone wish Temujin a good week at work, she hates waging.

>>149224571
I mean I don't rate mutts.

>m*tt posting is back
I thought getting blown out in the Owl for a SECOND time would have sent all the m*tt lovers back in their holes.

>>149224623
Stop talking about our holes.

BASED MAHOMES! SLAYER OF WHITOIDS!

>>149224632
Alex Smith truly was ELITE
Maholmes could never

Remember Temujin is a woman!

For me, it's Jeff Hostetler.

>>149224690
and an ugly one at that

>>149224726
Based. His brother Ron was my Health teacher in middle school.

>>149224733
She used to be a 9 until she gained 70 lbs.

>>149224733
Be nice.

>>149224802
Your dad was a twink once too. Just remember that.

>>149224733
>>149224690
Wrong. "Ugly" girls like Toko and Tomoko are definitely my type though.

>>149224863
>melting faces
Gross.

>>149224823
>be nice to attention whoring namefags
never

>>149224886
That's just sweat

>>149224903
Nigga fuck yo Japanese schoolgirls games hop on Madden or College Football ya fruit

>>149224689
*Jamaal Charles

>>149224571
Aura

>>149224937
Too easy imo
How about we meet in the middle and play a fighting game?

>>149224980
Why don’t other QBs just do this one trick

>>149224981
Only if it's Tekken

>>149224995
If only we could play pre 2.0
They absolutely fucking ruined 8 with that patch

>>149224989
Lack of dawg

Temujin is my wife!

I’m making the next general in five days so don’t even think about it.

>>149225024
We can always play 3

>>149224958
Truly underrated. I don't think any other RB ever averaged 6.4 and 5.9 YPA or more on back-to-back 1,000+ yard seasons.

Jamaal Charles is a fag who ruined my 2015 fantasy football season when he tore his ACL

>>149225299
Most underrated player in history imo

Jamaal Charles!

>>149225393
Elite handoff by smeth there

>>149225406
lel

>>149225463
Why is >she blindfolded

>>149225526
She's trying not to look at the Jets season

>>149225553
Understandable

>>149224802
many such cases. sad!

Da Jets!

>>149191922 (OP)
Fuck the raiders

I just woke up from a coma and was handed one of these new phones. My Raiders are still dominating, right?

I just woke up from a 1 year coma. My Lions won the Super Bowl, right?

>>149225776
They were about to, but then Gibbs suffered a career ending injury.

>>149225812
Oh... well, at least they made it. I can be happy knowing my Lions finally played in the big game

>>149225644
Kek

>>149225859
The phrase is “die happy”. So you should die

Really hoping Worthy is the real deal.
https://youtu.be/o3hhUjOn8OA

Is there any hope for recovery?

>>149225776
Oh nono...

>>149224863
>tomoko
>ugly
nobody would give a fuck about watamote if tomoko wasn't cute.
irl tomokos aren't cute, they're fat and ugly

>>149226063
>this is our ye-ACK

>Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day

Derek Carr made a living out of making do with what he was given. In doing so, he boosted the profiles of receivers like Zay Jones and Nelson Agholor.
This "Carr Bump," as NFL historians call it, was evident again in 2024 after starting WRs Chris Olave and Rashid Shaheed went down with injuries, forcing the Saints to sign Marquez Valdes-Scantling off the scrap heap.
MVS had just been released by the Bills, where he'd played in six games with QB Josh Allen. In New Orleans, he would suit up for five games with Derek Carr and then three more with a combination of Spencer Rattler and Jake Haener (after Carr suffered an injury of his own), providing us with a clear picture of the Carr Bump in action:

6 games with Josh Allen:
9 targets, 2 catches, 22.2%, 13.0 YPC, 0 TD

5 games with Derek Carr:
18 targets, 12 catches, 66.7%, 24.0 YPC, 4 TD

3 games with Rattler and Haener:
17 targets, 5 catches, 29.4%, 19.4 YPC, 0 TD

Josh McDaniels was right about this guy. All that talent but absolutely zero dawg.

>>149224726
I have a Jeff Hostetler throwback jersey. Earned his place among the greatest of the Parcells Giants

>>149226285
He was one tough son of a gun. Almost a dual threat kind of QB too, I remember he had a little speed. I also randomly remember him pretty much giving a Packers defensive lineman a piggy back ride instead of going down immediately like most QBs would have.

piggy back this bussy

Did Joe Burrow see the JJ McCarthy Anakin memes and wanted in on the meme?

>>149196552
i don’t like men but i do want to suck a 6 inch penis

>>149219845
he won that charger game the refball was unreal in the second half. something like 28 unanswered on heinous calls from the refs

>>149226346
KINO

>>149226356
I agree with what you're saying and that's why chicks with dicks are best. Vaginas are too smelly and gross while penises present more of a no-mess good time, but women are hot while men are gross. Go Chiefs by the way, I hope we can rebound and get back to our Super Bowl winning ways.

>>149226346
Juicy Bussy didn't read a single post here

>>149226567
If the memes made it to Reddit he probably saw them over there.

>>149226603
Joey Reddit literally wears meme vintage Super Mario tshirts, he knows what he's doing.

We dun goof'd didn't we?
We gave Tua one of the biggest contract and he is not consistent.
Make or break season for him, rite?

>>149226796
>Make or break season for him, rite?
For his skull, maybe

>>149226796
Of course. It wasn't as bad as the Giants paying Danny dogshit but the trend of extending 1st round rookie QBs early really needs to stop. Tua is good when he plays on time and gets the ball out of his hands quick but when the play breaks down he just can't make plays outside the pocket or with his legs like most other high end QBs. He's still only 27 so maybe we haven't seen his peak

>>149226346
God I wish I was as hot as him

>>149226322
>that vid
The sideline assistant coach getting into it lmfao really brings back memories of the league back then

Who's the most forgotten QB who has won a SB? My money is on Doug Williams

>>149227040
Pro football was funner back then for sure. Rivalries were intense. Now all the players are too stupidly rich to allow any lasting hate into their hearts for the most part.

>>149227158
I would say Trent Dilfer, but he's always brought up as the worst QB to win a Super Bowl, so I guess he's not forgotten.

>>149227158
Brad Johnson. Barely ever hear his name mentioned or the 02 Bucs owl in general. Most people wouldn't be able to pick him out of a crowd

>>149227158
Eli Manning

>>149227219
I actually forgot about him kek. Yeah maybe Johnson takes the cake. To be fair, most of the Bucs offense that year was forgettable. Their D was historically dominant.

>>149227158
Jeff Hostetler
Mark Rypien

>>149227219
>Barely ever hear his name mentioned or the 02 Bucs owl in general.
Too bad because that was an interesting season

Travis, Tay Tay and her black bull.

>>149227662
also, what are those chicken legs, Travis?

>>149227662
Dang, Travis is trying to lean into her but she has her leg all over this other guy. Painful. Must be a standard Chiefs thing.

>>149227678
No way..... doth my eyes deceive me...?

>>149227698
Apparently it's true; just found this too.

>>149225644
>Malachi Corley
>Jonathan Taylor

Did anyone else shit the bed with dumb goal line fumbles last year?

>>149227968
>1am on a Tuesday
>still posting
at least we know he didnt fake an heroing to get his parents to pay for his food and apartment so he can spam the general with shit takes

>>149228011
Hi Kevin

>>149228022
how long you plan on schizo postting while larping you have a job again

>>149228086
Well I've been here for more than 12 years so I guess I'll just stay here forever. Does that make you seethe? Does it make you seethe knowing I'm happy everyday and know more about ball than your miserable bitch ass? You gonna make up some new headcanon about me today? Let me know what the plan is lil bro

>>149228124
id be happy too if I could live off NEET bux and my parents pity

>>149228151
Lol keep telling yourself that lil bro. You're clearly a miserable cunt and have probably been miserable for years. Get some friends in real life and start having a good time. Being obsessed with people on the internet and telling them to kill themselves makes you look like a genuine fucking loser. You know I'm right

>Get some friends in real life and start having a good time.
he says while posting videos of other people having a good time

>>149228208
>1:20am on a Tuesday
you must be a top performer at your job, what does your wife think about you shitposting about a american sport this late?

>>149228228
at 1 am on a tuesday lol

we are coming for you NFL

>>149228251
Oh so I do have a job now? I thought I was NEET lol which is it? I don't have a wife but maybe that's why I'm happier than you and can do whatever I like at 1am. I'm going out for a ciggie I'll catch you in a bit lil bro. Don't miss me too much

>>149228286
so you admit you dont have a job or a gf/wife, you just shitpost about bonix all night? which is it

he went more silent than Chiefs fans in mid February

>>149228124 P
>>149228135 L
>>149228208 Z
>>149228286 B
>>149228340 A
>>149228151 T
>>149228251 H
>>149228393 E

There's people who have a good time and there's people who don't have a good time. Try and have a good time

>>149228406
finna lay down a sick goon sesh rn

>>149228406
I'm thinking it's a government plant. One in every big general who shits it up 24/7. Probably writes up reports on us for five eyes nations.

Everyone in the known world understands that kiwis are the biggest fags in the universe. And no webm will save them from their own homosexual tendencies.

>>149228406
>when the Goon Squad meets up

*throws tua defenda*

>>149228426
Is he that Seattle QB? Seahawk Tua?

>>149228418
Could be. There's 100% paid demoralisation shills on /pol/ you can spot them fairly easily. Godless people. Most of them end up crashing out eventually

>>149228420
Come say that to my face bro I'll diarrhea right into your open mouth then goon to shawty Cynthia

>>149228406
all on your parents dime, sad

>>149228455
She looks like a poor man's Miesha Tate (not hating, they're both hot).

the Raiders will suck again

>>149228472
She's unique looking and knows ball which is a rare combo. I wish NFL was bigger here. There's plenty of girls who are into sports in NZ but most of them are Rugby oriented

>>149228493
does your wife follow the nfl

How could the racist chudcel GMs not take doo doo sanders in the 1st round? What were they thinking passing up on this kind of talent??

>>149227158
I don't know, I can't remember

>>149228528
does your wife follow the nfl does she like bo nix as well

Does your wife want my Kiwi cock as much as you do Kevin?

Nothing like preseason football and Stetson Bennett

>>149228570
deflect deflect deflect, does this help you at your job?

Does this help you at your job?
>you spend too much time here kill yourself bro
Pot calling the kettle black, Kevin

>>149228622
I am at work rn m8, are you working from home

No matter how hard you fish for details about my life am I gonna tell you what I do for work lol you'll keep guessing and seething and making assumptions instead of talking ball because that's what you are. An obsessed miserable mutt. UH OH STINKY!

>>149228528
>O line allowing almost instant pressure to a 3 man pass rush
grim

>>149228686
ayo wtf is this real?!

>>149228686
without that info then we can safely say your a schizo who tried to an hero and now live alone in a room your parents pay for off neetbux you get from your socialist government which is why you spend all night and all day shitposting and sperging out

Rams in Maui this week

>>149228730
That's fair. He pretty much admitted by omission.

>>149228730
Lol there's the melty I was waiting for

>>149228455
I meant you dumbass

>>149228752
Yeah so now we know
>sneak is a finance bro
>Temujin is a woke latina who lives in LA and is my wife
>gaydysknee is a janny and jeet
>JFFM is a kiwicel who tried to an hero and now lives off NEET bux
Why are all trips so mentally ill?

>bro stop blogging bro
>bro you have to tell us your job and relationship status bro

Lol mindbroken mutt. Physically incapable of talking ball or posting anything NFL related. /weakmind/

>>149228793
you blog about everything else yet those pieces you dont wanna which means its true you are a shutin living off pity, makes sense why you would follow the Ravens and Bo Nix

>>149192106
Z E S T Y
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>>149228799
>mentioning Bo Nix out of nowhere
Lmfao he really does make you boil huh? Guess I better bring back the tripcode. Can't wait to watch him prove retards like you wrong again
>b-but Nick Wright told me he was a reach!!!!
Diarrhea right into your ears

His parents mustve cut him off again. He's about to rev up those blades and veins.

>>149228857
what has bo nix done again that eclipses Daniels?

>>149228889
Cut his wrists and get institutionalized by his parents.

>>149228878
oh shit, does the kiwi government pay enough for him to shitpost all day

>>149228889
Nothing. I doubt anybody would claim Nix's rookie season was better than Daniels. Doesn't mean it wasn't impressive. 1st half of the year he was very mediocre. Once he got more comfortable in the offence you saw him ball. Broncos didn't have a 100 yard rusher in a single game last season. If one of Dobbins, Harvey or Estime can give them consistent production it's only gonna get better

Bo Nix's best highlight is against a 3-14 team's DB whiffing on an easy interception

>>149228773
sneak is not a finance bro, Temujin is trans, gaydysknee is just oldgay larping and the kiwi is a chad

>>149228857
>Can't wait to watch him prove retards like you wrong again
>Once he got more comfortable in the offence you saw him ball
He didn’t do anything retard, you’re so fucking stupid.

>>149228953
almost as bad as the Janny cumming over shitty Drake Maye

>>149228953
>he didn't do anything

I mean he won 10 games with no running game and piss weak WRs+TEs but apparently that's easy lol you don't know ball mutt

>>149228971
Wait a minute... You're just a Broncos fan because they drafted an Aussie punter

>>149228971
he won 9 games. eight of them against teams with a losing record. six of them against teams with 5 wins or fewer. he was 1-8 against teams above .500

>>149229015
Ravens fan. I just like the Broncos and Wions because of Nix and Goffie

>>149229019
10 wins and 2 against playoff teams. You can piss and moan about the Chiefs resting starters all you want but that just makes up for the FG block in their first game. Keep crying bitch

>>149229019
he did beat mahomes and the chorgers but both games were refballed out. the end of last years chief games were so ludicrous and manufactured

>>149228736
I went to Maui for a week last September, it was awesome.

>>149229046
Kill yourself

>>149228950
> gaydysknee is just oldgay larping
he’s a street shitter named Deepak and is also a janny

>>149229045
>10 wins and 2 against playoff teams. You can piss and moan about the Chiefs resting starters all you want
Nobody is “pissing and moaning” retard, you just don’t have an argument and don’t like being reminded of that fact. Bo Nix has not proven shit. Not shit. You can’t make the case that he has, and when we make that clear it’s “pissing and moaning”. No retard, you’re simply wrong irl

>>149229019
Brutal post

I always like how Bo Nix with a consensus top 3 defense just needs more help, but Mahomes is clearly being carried by his defense.

Teams who unironically have ties to Disney
>owned by Walmart investing group
>George Lucas' wife is part of the group
>George Lucas sold Star Wars to Disney
Now the Broncos are unironically a Disney team

Tim Tebow has more playoffs wins than Bo nix

>>149228576
He's lookin good, you love to see it

>>149229165
Stoolers fans must really hate Tebow for that

>>149229165
Pissing and moaning

>>149228208
>Maryland bitches
They aren't that hot but damn are they crazy. I never went to Maryland but lived in DC and hung out in Silver Springs a lot so I worked/partied with a bunch of UM grads.

The kiwi buying with all his heart into Blo Dix will be such good meme content in the future

>>149229107
you first jeet

>>149229201
Nah you go

>>149229121
Lol you're crying like a bitch you have been for a solid hour. Nobody cares if you don't rate Bo Nix. It doesn't change what he did in his first year in a tough division
>b-but his defence played well!!!!
Yea no shit but he still scored 34TDs as a rookie and won 10 games. Keep ignoring reality. It'll catch up to you eventually lil bro

>>149229220
First of all I just got here, I get that you’re having a melty but try not to go totally schizo
>It doesn't change what he did in his first year in a tough division
As I mentioned yesterday, he finished third in the division same as Russel Wilson. This alternative reality in your head where he crushed shit and proved doubters wrong and validated you as a real human bean is simply not the same as reality

>>149229213
you dont know ball HAN

>>149229236
KWAB go listen to more Nick Wright lil bro the nose knows best :^)

>>149229108
nah he's white he's posted his hand and shit before, i think he was oldgay for a time based on how dumb they were

>>149229280
neet bucks what time is in Churchill?

>>149228755
Hit my head ony monitor out of frustration when I was playing Battlefield drunk the other day and I still kinda feel it.
Idk how these NFL players can handle shit like this none stop

>Hey well done Blo Dix! All we need you to do is beat the Chargers, and we’re in the PLAYOFFS! :O
>Loses
>Hey that’s ok Blo Dix, you’re the future of this franchise, remember that! We’ve got the Bengals next, win that and we’re in! Let’s do this!
>Loses
>… The Chiefs are playing their backups next week, please win.
>Wins
>HOLY HECKIN TALK ABOUT LEGITIMATE WE’RE IN THE PLAYOFFS AND IT’S BECAUSE OF YOU BLO DIX
>FOR HE’S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW, FOR HE’S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW
>Hey Blo Dix, if you beat the Bills I’m feeling pretty good about upsetting the Chiefs heh :P
>Loses 31-7
>… Ah well we made the PLAYOFFS! :O

Your posts can still be capped on the archive kiwitard

what happened to the semen eating jamaican, did he finally gargle so much of his own cum he died?
go gints btw

>>149229354
4plebs is a good resource.

>>149229365
It’s so useful

>>149229358
He will return.

Hi guys, first time new poster here. Can someone give me a qrd on Joe Flacco, Lamar Jackson, Bo Nix, Jared Goff and Jalen Milroe? I'm very much a fan of these particular quarterbacks :)

Any hot dudes want to hang out and talk about all the heterosexual sex we're having with hot women that we really, really like?

god i wanna fuck aaron rodgers so bad

>>149229715
Hahahaha oh wow.

If you take the football across the goal line, that's a touchdown

>>149229838
What is "You don't know ball," Alex

Goff ain't the guy to win an Owl. Not enough dog in im

>>149229726
>gaydysknee is a janny and a crypto ravens fag
knew it

my ex had a dog in her and i don't ever see her winning an Owl either.

GO CINCCINNNATO BEN6ALS

>wake up
>open /nfl/
>6 million deleted posts
I love the off season

>>149230160
Sperging Kiwis blogging about their life is not really nfl related.

>>149230197
Shocked the Bears didn't pick up Arod to help mentor Caleb, like the Greeks did.

>>149230197
whos the angel on his shoulder

>>149192420
However many it takes to get to 9 wins
Thats the Tomlin way

>>149230197
>>149230213
why haven't more players come out since nassib did?
https://x.com/nfl/status/1407104118573830144

>>149230316
fear

>>149230197
Jay Cutler remains the only cool qb the Bears have had in the 21st century.

>>149230956
they chose the wrong qb

>>149231122
Milton will be starting by mid season

>>149229977
my man here got cucked by a cane corso

>>149231095
yeah

>>149231122
Joe Milton is legit a problem, I can't wait to see what happens when Dookie starts throwing INTs like so many pieces of confetti at a celebration.

>>149229726
Why did you save this picture of this man's ass, colloquially referred to on /sp/ as "bussy"?

Coach Deion Sanders

>>149232091
Brave.

>>149232091
Can Deion help get the Ravens and Lamar Jackson over the hump?

>>149232125
Why did you give him such a female-coded ass?
Jannysknee, you are such a tsundere for the kiwicel

>>149232155
The Kiwi has a big ol juicy donk from all those hours shitposting about Bo Nix. I can't control if AI got the curves just right.

>>149232125
Good one lol very funny image!!

>>149232195
Oh so I am now 60? I thought I was an Indian H1B named Prakesh or some shit.

>>149232195
>>149232218
So much sexual tension between these two.

>>149232291
Imma top that zesty Kiwi like Brady topped the Ravens in 2015.

>remember 10 years ago when we beat you

lol how are things going these days?

>>149232420
Awww, what have the Ravens won since Amendola broke that bussy and ruined the franchise?

The Ravens and Patriots have appeared in the same amount of Super Bowls in the last 6 years

>>149232476
>The Ravens and Patriots have appeared in the same amount of Super Bowls in the last 6 years
Shocking considering the Ravens have had the same coach and a MVP caliber QB.

I forgot wristcutter posted his bare anus. He mustve been looking for a sugar daddy since his real one cut him off.

over/under 7.5 wins?

Drake Maye? More like Fake and Gay!

>>149232627
>Stefon Diggs
Apparently he's dating some female rapper. I know this because my sister (who does NOT watch football) was watching Diggs highlights on Tiktok because of it

>>149232627
Under

>>149232664
Cardi B, and she's making the wrong choice.

>>149232627
>Raiders - Win
>Miami - Loss
>Shittsburg - Win
>Carolina - Win
>Buffalo - Loss
>NO - Win
>Ten - Win
>Browns - Win
>Falcons - Win
>TB - Loss
>NYJ - Win
>CIN - Loss
>Giants - Win
>Buffalo - Loss
>Raven - Loss
>JEST - Loss
>MIA - Win

10-7, +/- 1.

>>149230160
The kiwi got BTFO and tried to delete his posts and act like nothing happened
Very undignified

>>149232627
the patriots are the team to beat
that is, every team will be beating them this year

>>149232627
Over. Probably an 8-9 season though.

>>149233268
>he tried to delete his post
One way of looking at it.

>>149233321
Based on >>149232916, what 2 did I mis report as wins?

>>149233350
I don't think they beat the Raiders and one of Carolina, Pittsburgh, or Atlanta.

>>149233306
>that is, every team will be beating them this year
That's the Giants

>>149233330
Imbecile. That is not the full sentence. I did not say he tried to delete his posts. I said he tried to delete his posts AND act like nothing happened. Meaning the action of deleting his posts was an attempt to act like nothing happened. There is nothing incorrect about this structure, there is only your own inability to read correctly. You lost. It’s over. Call your momma and tell her daddy’s home.

>>149233373
Who is the QB going to be? Geno Smith? No fucking way they lose to the Raiders same with Shittsburg. Rodgers is cooked. Maybe Carolina or Atlanta, but again the QB is so weak and the Patriots have actual coaches now.

>>149233430
Whoa check out the psychologist over here!

>>149233430
Retard, the Kiwi was obviously ip wiped

>>149233469
Psychology has nothing to do with grammar idiot. I am not a psychologist for being able to explain the simple functionality of my sentence structure. Though it is true many do call me a psychologist, for my keen insight into human behavior. I do pride myself on my ability, even across the world anonymously, to see a person’s true identity clearly, and to detect nefarious samefag without fail. But as I say, retard, that has no bearing on our present discussion.

>>149233509
Oh calm down you hot head.

>>149233499
I don’t even know what you think that means but I’m fairly certain the way it conveniently coincided with his melty over getting blown out was not a coincidence

>>149233509
cringe

>>149233534
This site isn't his blog.

>>149233528
Never contact me again.

>>149233559
I tried discussing the Patriots' win loss ratio and you're all parasocial with the Kiwi. What's your team and what do you think their record will be?

>>149233453
Atlanta's QB is legit, Geno is a mediocre QB but Jeanty is the real deal and I have a lot of respect for Carrol.

>>149233584
I was not there for that, but I will tell you with full confidence that the Patriots’ record will be 9-8. You may take that bank, buster, and deposit that.
I am a Chiefs king. I haven’t looked at our schedule enough to predict a record, and don’t care. We’re not trying to be regular season champs.
Anyone who goes to the Super Bowl against the Chiefs should know, only one result is acceptable for us. Totally victory.

>>149233584
>you're all parasocial with the kiwi
Blud, you're the one who posted a picture of his ass earlier in this thread. That's technically gay porn and entirely irrelevant to the subject of this general.

>>149233509
>jew england with Belichick or Brady
lol lmao

>>149233698
Yes that’s me, how did you get that picture?

>>149233711
Fandom comes in all shapes and sizes.

>>149233534
>I don’t even know what you think that means
It means he got banned you total newfaggot. Check the archive, all his posts were deleted at the same time which means he was ip wiped which means he was raped to death for ban evading.
The good news is that if he shows up again anytime in the next week, it's ban evasion

>>149233763
He’s literally right there tard >>149232627
Stop running cover for his undignified decision to delete his posts

>>149233773
>dozens of posts deleted at the same time, down to the second
>he totally wasn't ip wiped bro!

>>149233802
Go tell it on a mountain, Jack. The mountain may listen, but my Tommy gun won’t.

>>149233849
I'm not gonna fight you, Ringo. There's no money in it

>>149232627
Post your wrist scars.

>>149233876
You see them birds circlin? They’re not here for me, cowboy.

>>149233906
New
>>149233906
New

retard

Hoes mad

Aaaaahhhh here it goes

Thank god for YoungCHAD, finally some normalcy

Rasm

lpbp

nuh uh