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Anonymous United States No.149192802 >>149192852 >>149193064
/hoc/
1993chads edition
Anonymous Canada No.149192837 >>149193064
1993
Anonymous United States No.149192851 >>149192933
Will McDavid kill himself if he never gets a cup?
Anonymous United States No.149192852
>>149192802 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.149192855
Anonymous United States No.149192857 >>149192896 >>149192899 >>149192903 >>149192940 >>149193112
Can someone ELI5 the 1993 meme?
The Chief of Spee !!lhxM5Wktjw9 Canada No.149192860
nya
Anonymous United States No.149192896
>>149192857
In 1993 it was a hot and sweaty night in Detroit after a wrestling show and Kevin something got raped
Anonymous United States No.149192899
>>149192857
in 1993 there were only 21 teams in the league, 8 of which were canadian.
now there's 32 and 7 (soon to be 36 and 6).
Anonymous Canada No.149192900 >>149193090
general reminder crosby already won 2 cups and an olympic gold medal by the time he was 29.
Anonymous United States No.149192903 >>149192951 >>149192973
>>149192857
yeah ya see canada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey (their supposed sport) since 1993 KWAB can u imagine
Anonymous United States No.149192904
The Day of the Rake has arrived 51ers!
Anonymous Finland No.149192907
Anonymous United States No.149192909 >>149192958 >>149192971 >>149193038 >>149193063 >>149193386 >>149193456 >>149193491 >>149194416 >>149199340
who can stop this rat?
Anonymous Canada No.149192933
>>149192851
He will die slowly from alcohol and drugs and depression.
Anonymous United States No.149192940
>>149192857
in 1993 a (((rat))) took over the NHL and it has been nothing but glorious memes ever since
Anonymous United States No.149192947
>>149192848
Aren't Toronto/Ottawa fags the most arbitrarily supportive of Canadian versions of things
Anonymous United States No.149192951 >>149192978
>>149192903
>highest level men's professional hockey
Wouldn't that be the Olympics? And the Four Nations?
Both those tournaments are best-on-best :)
Anonymous United States No.149192958
>>149192909
jesus
Anonymous Canada No.149192968
where are all the zoomers this series?
Anonymous Finland No.149192971
>>149192909
Him tripping the worm after is the best part
Anonymous United States No.149192973
>>149192903
They haven't won a Walter Cup either because of my Frosties!
Anonymous United States No.149192978 >>149193009
>>149192951
>olympics
amateur tournament
>four nations
allstar game

dream big though bud
Anonymous United States No.149192982 >>149193055 >>149193105 >>149193114
>Game 6
>The Great Debate
Who are you starting, /hoc/?
Anonymous United States No.149192997 >>149193116 >>149193400
BONK
Anonymous Canada No.149192998
did anyone chimpout yet in the oilers' locker room
Anonymous Canada No.149193001
Bettman will maximize Canadian suffering and have the Oilers win game 6 to guarantee a miserable game 7 home loss.
Anonymous United States No.149193009 >>149193110
>>149192978
Good points! :)

Wow, I thought Canada would be better at hockey.
The Chief of Spee !!lhxM5Wktjw9 Canada No.149193022
Anonymous Finland No.149193037
big dick nova scotians > small pp ontarians
Anonymous United States No.149193038 >>149193106 >>149200445 >>149201188
>>149192909
>my ruins gave this nigga away for a conditional 1st and a bag of chips
Anonymous United States No.149193049
Why are numales like this?
Anonymous United States No.149193055
>>149192982
Just put Skinner in, it doesn't matter at this point
It's more about scoring goals than having a good goaltender
You shouldn't have such terrible powerplays they're free goals and they're not able to capitalize on them
Should have been 2-2 by the end of the 2nd
Anonymous United States No.149193063
>>149192909
Mcfaggot could never
Anonymous United States No.149193064 >>149195030
>>149192802 (OP)
>>149192837
Canadian teams have a had a combined 204 chances to win the Stanley cup since 1993 and have not won since.
Anonymous Canada No.149193067 >>149193098
you just knew it was scripted for the panthers to win the cup on home ice so gareth wouldnt be booed
Anonymous United States No.149193085 >>149193133 >>149193188
Anonymous United States No.149193090
>>149192900
My Crosby ):
Anonymous United States No.149193098 >>149193122 >>149193146
>>149193067
He got booed last year you troon
Anonymous United States No.149193105
>>149192982
Doesn't matter, Panthers win either way.
Anonymous Canada No.149193106 >>149193181 >>149200445 >>149201188
>>149193038
I cant imagine how broons fans are feeling watching him fat dick his way through the oilers seemingly effortlessly. I'd want heads on pikes if I were in your shoes
Anonymous Finland No.149193110
>>149193009
yeah turns out finland is king, foĺlowed bu usa
Anonymous United States No.149193112 >>149193144 >>149193155 >>149197330
>>149192857
The last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup, which is hilarious considering the majority of the of the posters in this thread weren’t even alive then
Anonymous United States No.149193114
>>149192982
If I was the Oilels? Pickard.
If I'm the Hockey God looking for a laugh? Skinner so the crowd starts taunting him right away.
Anonymous United States No.149193116 >>149196785
>>149192997
Anonymous Canada No.149193122 >>149193202
>>149193098
lol
Anonymous Finland No.149193133
>>149193085
Our rats :)
Anonymous Canada No.149193144 >>149193164
>>149193112
Now you listen here, boy...
Anonymous United States No.149193146
>>149193098
>he actually remembers that
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.149193153
Two time loser and perpetual pavement ape Evander Kane.
Anonymous United States No.149193155 >>149193200 >>149193237 >>149197330
>>149193112
>The last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup
I thought Canada was supposed to be good at hockey?

How do they go for over 10 years without a Stanley Cup?
Anonymous United States No.149193164 >>149193271
>>149193144
Anonymous United States No.149193181 >>149201188
>>149193106
I feel like I'm in the cuck chair watching this series
Anonymous Canada No.149193186
Mmmm Dog Food is pretty good
Anonymous Canada No.149193188
>>149193085
>2 guys doing half the work of the entire team
>dont do anything about it

lol
Anonymous United States No.149193193 >>149193214 >>149193256 >>149193261 >>149193263 >>149193268 >>149193288 >>149193416 >>149194416
>That'll be another Conn Smythe + tip
Is his legacy ruined if he loses this series?
Anonymous United States No.149193200 >>149193280
>>149193155
Canadian taxes
The best players try to get traded to southern teams
Anonymous United States No.149193202
>>149193122
https://youtu.be/cHekORaDf2A?si=1LW--36ts6jLwpLP
You can lie all you want
Anonymous Canada No.149193213 >>149193273 >>149193281 >>149193285 >>149193301
im seething
Anonymous United States No.149193214 >>149193254
>>149193193
>1 goal this series
he's not even sniffing the smythe
Anonymous United States No.149193227
Anonymous United States No.149193237
>>149193155
Too much pressure + my feet hurt + plastic from milk bags
Anonymous United States No.149193254 >>149193287
>>149193214
>this series
That's not what the Conn Smythe is for, sweetie :)
Anonymous Canada No.149193256
>>149193193
>5 games (nearly 6 with OTs)
>1 goal

I hope he gets it this year honestly because of how laughable that would be
Anonymous United States No.149193259 >>149193325
Pink pony club
Anonymous United States No.149193261
>>149193193
Oh hell yes, Connor McChicken is expired
Anonymous United States No.149193263
>>149193193
It's already ruined. Cry-saitl had to carry his ass. Unironically no longer the best player on Refmonton
Anonymous Canada No.149193268 >>149193299 >>149193331
>>149193193
its already ruined he's absolutely finished and washed. zoomers are a failed generation.
Anonymous Canada No.149193271
>>149193164
>siiiip
Anonymous Finland No.149193273
>>149193213
but are you coping?
Anonymous United States No.149193280 >>149193320 >>149193351
>>149193200
Any player making that much money can afford accountants who will make sure they don't have to pay taxes.
Anonymous United States No.149193281
>>149193213
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.149193285
>>149193213
Anonymous United States No.149193287
>>149193254
ya it is
Anonymous Canada No.149193288
>>149193193
>Is his legacy ruined if he loses this series?
At least until he signs with a sunbelt team and wins the cup as a geezer.
Anonymous United States No.149193293 >>149201015
everybody pile on Skinner, he's why McGaykid can't win
Anonymous United States No.149193299
>>149193268
He's a Younger Millennial he's one of us
Anonymous United States No.149193300
>They dress up in orange and blue face paint and put cups on their heads then suck each other off until their cup is full
Anonymous United States No.149193301
>>149193213
I don't blame you, honestly
Anonymous United States No.149193320
>>149193280
Only people from a certain tribe don't pay taxes, goy
Anonymous United States No.149193325
>>149193259
That song is gay, tf are Oilers fans smoking to have it playing.
Anonymous United States No.149193328
LET’S GO CATS
LET’S GO CATS
LET’S GO CATS
LET’S GO CATS
Anonymous United States No.149193330
You're delusional if you think Gary's not rigging the next game for the Oilers
Game 7 ratings and cash flow is the only thing stopping the league from shutting down
Anonymous Canada No.149193331 >>149193358
>>149193268
Bedard is the zoomer. McGaykid is still a millenial
Anonymous United States No.149193343 >>149193374 >>149194416
>Sam Bennett
>Aaron Ekblad
When Toronto signs them this summer, will they lead the Leafs to a Cup?
Anonymous United States No.149193351
>>149193280
Oh dang, you're right. I forgot hockey players are white for a second there
Anonymous Canada No.149193356 >>149194416
Every so often I think back to the night where Edmonton won McDavid's first round pick and remember his face turning white as a fucking sheet at the news. Its sad that even he knew his fate, but what can ya do
Anonymous United States No.149193358
>>149193331
>McGaykid is still a millenial
we don't claim him
Anonymous Canada No.149193359 >>149193391 >>149193410 >>149193421 >>149193449 >>149193469 >>149193469
I don’t watch much hockey, can someone explain to me why the Oilers net was empty for the final goal?
Anonymous United States No.149193374
>>149193343
Sam is staying.
Anonymous United States No.149193375 >>149193402
is mcdavid the most overrated player of this generation?
Anonymous Finland No.149193386
>>149192909
>scores on you
>knocks you over like a bowling pin
>talks mad trash
Anonymous Finland No.149193391
>>149193359
They decided the ghost of Grant Fuhr would be the best option in goal.
Anonymous United States No.149193394
McDavid's a millennial he hates Bu$h and goes to basement shows
The Chief of Spee !!lhxM5Wktjw9 Canada No.149193400
>>149192997
Cute!
Anonymous United States No.149193402 >>149193434
>>149193375
>"You bet your sweet ass he is"
Anonymous United States No.149193409
>>149192503
I hope they get a new expansion team, and that they win the cup before a Canadian team does.
Anonymous United States No.149193410
>>149193359
goalie sucked so bad he just left
Anonymous United States No.149193414
Panthers are going to have to win it in 7 because of the Taylor Swift curse. Mark my words. If she's there, they're not going to win the cup. It'll be fun to see Edmonton riot though.
Anonymous United States No.149193416
>>149193193
Eichel did the right thing getting traded, McDavid goes to an American team and he wins the cup the next year
Anonymous Canada No.149193421 >>149193445 >>149193525 >>149193743
>>149193359
When you're losing (or whenever if you're a psychopath), you can trade your goalie for an extra guy on the ice for a man advantage. Works more than you'd expect honestly
Anonymous Finland No.149193434 >>149193486
>>149193402
Reminder that the leafs have exactly a 3 year window before he leaves to Atlanta and their D-core is 40 years old on average
Anonymous United States No.149193445
>>149193421
Yea, it literally worked for the Panthers in game 2.
Anonymous United States No.149193449
>>149193359
In the playoffs, all losses are equal whether by 1 or 10.
With an empty net you can have one more guy on offense to try to tie at the last second
Anonymous Canada No.149193453 >>149193464 >>149193513 >>149193573 >>149193584
>and albortia loses again!
Anonymous United States No.149193456 >>149193477
>>149192909
Walman utterly BTFO
Anonymous United States No.149193464
>>149193453
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.149193469
>>149193359
>>149193359
game is lost anyways, chances of coming back at even strength (5v5) is practically zero. so they pull out their goalie for an extra man on the ice to see if they can muster in a random goal or two and tie the game in some kind of miracle, because pulling that off at even strength is next to impossible. and in the chance the opponent scores on your empty net, who cares? you were going to lose anyways (it does make the score look funnier though)
Anonymous United States No.149193477
>>149193456
What a faggot
Anonymous United States No.149193486 >>149193523 >>149193689 >>149202354
>>149193434
no one is going to atlanta voluntarily
Anonymous United States No.149193491
>>149192909
No one
Anonymous Finland No.149193513
>>149193453
>You want a Conn Smythe winner 2C? That'll be 2 2nds, no tip.
Anonymous Canada No.149193520
mctatertot isn't even old enough to post on /hoc/ hes literally a zoomer
Anonymous United States No.149193523
>>149193486
I see you haven't heard of Magic City
Anonymous United States No.149193525 >>149193624
>>149193421
i remember when patrick roy would do it with 8 minutes left in the period frequently it ruled
Anonymous Canada No.149193553
Connor "best player int he world" Mcdavid has clawed his way into a tie with Darnell nurse in SCF goals this season!!!
Anonymous United States No.149193568
What were they thinking?
Anonymous Canada No.149193573 >>149193583 >>149194416
>>149193453
The Oilers are Canada's team. We all lost today.
Anonymous United States No.149193574 >>149193611 >>149193628 >>149193753 >>149193763 >>149194766
I can't believe they're about to give the Conn Smythe to Connor McFuckup AGAIN
>that fuckig trophy isn't for fuck ups, Gary, knock it off with the participation medals
Anonymous Canada No.149193582 >>149193639
it took 5 games for >le bestest player to ever play to finally outscored jeff skinner
Anonymous United States No.149193583
>>149193573
>The Oilers are Canada's team. We all lost today.
Anonymous United States No.149193584
>>149193453
>it hurt itself in its confusion!
Anonymous Canada No.149193602
Aw poor little mitchy boy got his fee fees hurt does baby need his bottle and binky?
The Chief of Spee !!lhxM5Wktjw9 Canada No.149193607
[bad news]
boston pizza didn't have akb48 on the jukebox so i had to settle for babymetal
Anonymous United States No.149193611 >>149193640
>>149193574
Have you not been watching? If anyone on the Oilers gets it it's going to be Draisaitl
Anonymous Canada No.149193624 >>149193684
>>149193525
As a Jets fan, there was one instance in their first or 2nd season back of Noel doing it with like 9 or 10 minutes left in the 3rd with a 2 man adv. to make it a 6 on 3. Cant remember if it worked or not but I remember it being funny
Anonymous Finland No.149193628
>>149193574
even if he had the stats, they wouldn't do that for a second time and have him not even accept it
Anonymous United States No.149193637 >>149193719
>Kane
Holy kek what a complete invisible fag
Anonymous United States No.149193639
>>149193582
Jeff skinner is a 40 goal scorer
Anonymous United States No.149193640 >>149193763
>>149193611
Yeah, sure thing kid
>don't
>stop
>thinking about tomorrow
Anonymous Canada No.149193684
>>149193624
It would've been significantly funnier if a guy named Noel was the head coach for the NY Jets instead of the Winnipeg ones.
Anonymous United States No.149193689
>>149193486
Elsewhere in Georgia then
>the Savanah Hannahs Montana
Anonymous Canada No.149193693 >>149193711 >>149193727
goodnight my frens i'm going to cry myself to slep now
Anonymous Canada No.149193707 >>149193716 >>149193732 >>149193745 >>149193968 >>149194025 >>149194363
Where is Marner going on july 1 lads?
The Chief of Spee !!lhxM5Wktjw9 Canada No.149193711
>>149193693
Anonymous United States No.149193716
>>149193707
Edmonton
Anonymous Canada No.149193719 >>149194416 >>149194491
>>149193637
You're right, he didnt even use his signature move of hitting someone in the face with his stick today, where was he?
Anonymous United States No.149193727
>>149193693
i love you, Maplestahn
>don't cry, you'll figure it out one day
Anonymous United States No.149193730 >>149193789
kino shot
Anonymous Finland No.149193732
>>149193707
Pitts or Canes
Anonymous United States No.149193743
>>149193421
Has anyone ever tried subbing one of their guys for an extra goalie?
Anonymous Canada No.149193745 >>149193884
>>149193707
mitch YOU ARE a new york islander
Anonymous United States No.149193753
>>149193574
hey trb how are ya bud
Anonymous United States No.149193763
>>149193574
>>149193640
>trb seething about mcdavid again
cmtsu
Anonymous United States No.149193789 >>149194174 >>149194249 >>149196801 >>149199474
>>149193730
Anonymous United States No.149193851 >>149193884
Its gotta hurt as a Lames fan watching Chucklefuck and Bennett about to win their 2nd Cup when they should've been key pieces up there.
Anonymous Canada No.149193884 >>149194094
>>149193745
>>149193851
playoff team discussion only
Anonymous United States No.149193885
Somehow, the Bruins humiliation ritual returned
Anti Fortune Cookie Dude United States No.149193959 >>149193989 >>149194031 >>149194088
Oilers will win the next two games. Cap it.
Anonymous Canada No.149193968
>>149193707
Flames
Anonymous United States No.149193989
>>149193959
They are in trouble if that isn’t the case
Anonymous United States No.149194025
>>149193707
Minnesota
Anonymous United States No.149194031
>>149193959
They won't. They won't and McDavid will leave for an american team.
Anonymous Canada No.149194059 >>149194110
Steve Dangle doesn't want the laffs to win a cup because people only watch his videos to see him rage when they lose
Anonymous United States No.149194088 >>149194096
>>149193959
I sure hope so because if Florida wins it fan attendance will be at all time lows across the league
Who wants to watch hockey if it's just going to be the same team winning every single time?
Anonymous Finland No.149194094
>>149193884
Farm teams like the Checkers and Flames are allowed
Anonymous United States No.149194096
>>149194088
based zoomie
Anonymous United States No.149194110
>>149194059
It sounds like a soulcrushing kind of content to create desu, at least he isn't fomenting ethnic tensions i guess
Anonymous Canada No.149194174 >>149194280 >>149194292 >>149200287
>>149193789
Bruins fans, how you doin?
Anonymous United States No.149194249
>>149193789
sol
Anonymous United States No.149194254
31 years
Anonymous Finland No.149194280 >>149194298 >>149194390
>>149194174
Anonymous United States No.149194292
>>149194174
Anonymous Canada No.149194298
>>149194280
>trb posting kids again
Anonymous United States No.149194318 >>149196742 >>149196763 >>149196781 >>149197330
OFFICIAL LIST OF THINGS THAT HAVE NEVER SEEN A CANADA CUP:
4chan
electric cars
youtube
south sudan
DVDs
reese's puffs
google
beanie babies
java script
internet explorer
south park
family guy
the fucking euro
Anonymous Canada No.149194319
B U D
U
D

W O N
O
N
Anonymous Canada No.149194347 >>149194875
prediction: the oilers once again decide not to trade for a goalie this offseason
Anonymous Canada No.149194361
Anonymous United States No.149194363
>>149193707
My penguins ):
Anonymous Canada No.149194386 >>149194413
hey hey bud bud
i don't like your oshi
hey hey bud bud
thank you need a noel
Anonymous United States No.149194390
>>149194280
>6 years ago. bro is like 15 now
Anonymous Canada No.149194413 >>149194435
>>149194386
don't bring my wife into this
Anonymous United States No.149194416
>>149192909
Tabarnak gettin' trashed.

>>149193343
Bennett intends to retire in Miami.

>>149193356
I also remember this! I feel like the polar opposite reaction is Travis Hunter finding out that he's going to Florida instead of Lake Erie.

>>149193193
No, if only because his sentence er- "contract" with Edmonton is up after next season, so he might get traded to the sunbelt before his best years are behind him. That said, it has gotten sad listening to commentary try to glaze him in his current state.

>>149193573
>implying a single real Canadian is against Sam Reinhart
Curry-scented hands typed this post.

>>149193719
>where was he?
Did anyone check the casinos?
Anonymous Canada No.149194435
>>149194413
you were posting her songs last night and now they're stuck in my head
captcha KKK0W Canada No.149194491
>>149193719
Domestic abuse shelters and psych wards in Edmonton must be at full capacity tonight. How many men are currently beating the missus right now?
Anonymous Canada No.149194494
lol Canada keep coping about the 4 nations win. You can’t win world championship world juniors or Stanley cup.
Anonymous Canada No.149194502
>reddit spacing
>multi-reply post
that's a big didn't read from me
Anonymous United States No.149194529 >>149194540 >>149194890
was at work all day what happened?
Anonymous Canada No.149194540
>>149194529
me on the right
The Commissioner Canada No.149194587
Someone please DM me in September so I remember to set up the /hoc/ fantasy league.
Anonymous Canada No.149194647 >>149194759
Anonymous Canada No.149194669 >>149194845
Mcdavid is PISSED, panthers are done for
Anonymous United States No.149194684 >>149194717 >>149194733
>loses world jrs
>doesnt even qualify for IIHF
>splits 4nations
>1993
Canada simply isn't a hockey nation anymore
Anonymous Canada No.149194717 >>149194733
>>149194684
Relax lad and let them enjoy their sense of misled superiority.

>god knows they need it.
Anonymous Canada No.149194733 >>149194794
>>149194684
>>149194717
>trb just blantantly talking to himself on vpn now
holy bud1oly
Anonymous Canada No.149194759 >>149194785
>>149194647
>this is the soulless numale bandwagoner final form
Anonymous Canada No.149194761
Anonymous Canada No.149194766
>>149193574
he's not getting it this year even if he completely goes off in the next 2 games, no-showing gary last year ensured he is never winning an award ever again no matter how obvious it is
Anonymous Canada No.149194785
>>149194759
Just your average Oiler fan desu. Entitled and prone to homoerotic outbursts about Red Deer.
Anonymous Canada No.149194794 >>149194835
>>149194733
Enjoy watching the oilers lose tonight Mitchell? 1993
Anonymous United States No.149194822 >>149194850 >>149194874
are soilers a KWABOTY contender if they lose?
Anonymous Canada No.149194835 >>149194880
>>149194794
i enjoyed watching 04/17/22 kek
Anonymous Canada No.149194845
>>149194669
Tfw they start Skinner in game 6. LOL. They falling for this meme again.
Anonymous United States No.149194850
>>149194822
No
Anonymous Canada No.149194874
>>149194822
florida is too OP for that. if they went up 2-0 and lost that would be more appropriate
Anonymous Canada No.149194875
>>149194347
>goalie's fault you had 10 shots through 40 minutes on home ice
yeah
Anonymous Canada No.149194880 >>149194905
>>149194835
you lost
Anonymous Canada No.149194890
>>149194529
Things
Anonymous Canada No.149194905 >>149195004
>>149194880
>xhe bubblin' again
must be xis time of the month
Anonymous United States No.149194914 >>149194925 >>149194947 >>149194952
Dug in status?
Anonymous Canada No.149194925
>>149194914
the fuck
Anonymous Canada No.149194947
>>149194914
Deep like Arashdeep. I Bains in Abby if you know what I am saying.
Anonymous United States No.149194952
>>149194914
Digged.
Anonymous Canada No.149194964 >>149195795
Edmonton has a wife beater, a guy who got kicked off a team for verbally abusing a random employee, AND a guy who literally covered up sexual assault. Such a disgusting team yet the league props them up like a team everyone should rally around. They don’t deserve anything.
Anonymous United States No.149194983 >>149195075 >>149195142
DONT STAY RUN AWAY
HES ORDERED ASSASSINATION
Anonymous Canada No.149195004 >>149195131
>>149194905
I’m enjoying watching Canada stumble again and the seethe of the Mongoloids here.
Anonymous Canada No.149195010
what type of cope is this that pickard is to blame for the loss when the soilers were down 2-0 before mcfaggot even had a shot on goal?
Anonymous Canada No.149195017
>june 20th game 7
garold...
Anonymous United States No.149195030 >>149195060 >>149195065 >>149195149
>>149193064
The weird thing for me is that Canadian teams have appeared in 7 finals since 1993, not counting this one, and lost them all. The odds of that are 1/128 (1/256 if they lose this one). And it’s not like they were getting swept in those series either - 5 of them went 7 games.
Anonymous United States No.149195040 >>149195066
6 goals away from my prediction being right
Anonymous United States No.149195060
>>149195030
Wow Canada sucks
Anonymous United States No.149195065 >>149195207
>>149195030
I usually like to meme and make fun of Canada but this is pretty confusing too. Is there that much of a pressure cooker atmosphere or something?
Anonymous Canada No.149195066 >>149195079
>>149195040
they arent playing the knights...
Anonymous United States No.149195073 >>149195186
Anonymous United States No.149195075
>>149194983
based and crack the skye pilled
Anonymous United States No.149195079
>>149195066
We don’t care about the western conference here
Anonymous Canada No.149195131 >>149195168
>>149195004
Foreigners and communists are cheering for the Oilers. Good Canadian boys are cheering for the Panthers.
Anonymous Canada No.149195142
>>149194983
>brent FIRED
=(
Anonymous United States No.149195143 >>149195179
I remember my mom taking me to windsor to buy skates because the exchange rate was so low and it wasnt a hassle. We also took a family trip to some indoor arcade that had a roller coaster too :)
Anonymous Canada No.149195148
what makes players like marchand and bennet so good? perhaps where they come from?
Anonymous Canada No.149195149 >>149196152
>>149195030
Anonymous Canada No.149195154 >>149195187 >>149195222
the panthers are the dirtiest team in the league because reddit and sportsnet and twitter told me so
Anonymous United States No.149195168 >>149195209
>>149195131
As someone familiar with the topic it's wild how much your service members hate Canada. Lower the cost of dip please
Anonymous Canada No.149195179 >>149195236
>>149195143
now that. THAT, was a great story anon
Anonymous United States No.149195186
>>149195073
Wearing this shirt to my job (boeing airline pilot)
Anonymous United States No.149195187
>>149195154
Bring back enforcers
Anonymous Canada No.149195207 >>149195238
>>149195065
many of those were cinderalla runs that ended up losing to the better team and we unironically don't care when "our" teams are captained by foreigners, mcGOAT losing b2b to >sunbelt would be devastating though
Anonymous Canada No.149195209 >>149195252 >>149195267 >>149195297 >>149195345
>>149195168
dip is for baseball and soccer players desu
Anonymous United States No.149195222
>>149195154
Kane is such a little faggot.
Anonymous United States No.149195236 >>149195243
>>149195179
It was good times. We brought my friend who was having a Diabetic shock thing so we ran laps in the hotel. Also there was some weird channel that was playing perpetual Simpsons episodes. This was probably 2003
Anonymous Canada No.149195238
>>149195207
Devastatingly funny.
Anonymous Canada No.149195243 >>149195267
>>149195236
did you meet samir?
Anonymous Finland No.149195252
>>149195209
hockey players use snus
Anonymous United States No.149195267
>>149195209
No
>>149195243
No but I got a long story on Omar Kardashian or whatever the fuck
_ade-county(TEQUESTA CURSE) !!1XiWNLGpfw+ United States No.149195288
I FUCKING LOVE YOU MARCHANNNDDDDDDDDDD
Anonymous United States No.149195297
>>149195209
Actually I retract this statement because I remember hearing a story where Probert used to smoke in the locker room 2-3 times during practice. If he can do it, we all can do it
Anonymous Canada No.149195345
>>149195209
Or for Dag Nasty
Anonymous Canada No.149195360
you should be allowed to smoke on the ice
Anonymous Canada No.149195392 >>149199342
skibi detoilet
Anonymous Canada No.149195413 >>149195424 >>149195441
my nuckies
Anonymous Canada No.149195424
>>149195413
suck
Anonymous Canada No.149195441 >>149195532
>>149195413
Anonymous United States No.149195496 >>149195745
>Edmongolians really thought they were winning a cup with a Skinner/Pickard tandem
Anonymous Canada No.149195532
>>149195441
I still get good vibes whenever I hear Holiday. Talk about a Pavlov reaction.
Anonymous Canada No.149195612
this is our lives on bud1day
Anonymous United States No.149195744 >>149196061
Elbows status?
Anonymous Canada No.149195745
>>149195496
Series isn’t over dumbfuck
Anonymous Canada No.149195795
>>149194964
Their owner has been accused of a bunch of fucked up shit too. They are a trash organization and they should never be supported as Canada’s Team no matter how hard Rogers shills for them.
Anonymous United States No.149195842 >>149195879
Anonymous Canada No.149195855
There isn't going to be a riot if the Oilers lose. It would improve Edmonton and that would mean they have less things to whine about.
Anonymous Canada No.149195879
>>149195842
>tennessee
you're the only ten i see
Anonymous United States No.149195986
SOON
Anonymous Canada No.149196014
Panthers would've swept if Josh Mahura was still playing defense for them desu
Anonymous United States No.149196061
>>149195744
Athwart
Anonymous United States No.149196114
Soilers lmao
Anonymous Canada No.149196152
>>149195149
get garys smug shit eating fat fucking face off this general i am sick of looking at him
Anonymous Canada No.149196182
12 and a half hours before the grand prix
Anonymous Finland No.149196254
pretty lowIQ OP
Anonymous United States No.149196264
takes 1 to know 1
Anonymous Finland No.149196287
>tAkEs OnE tO kNoW oNe
weak comeback
Anonymous Canada No.149196319
takes 1 to bud1
Anonymous United States No.149196350 >>149196370
Takes twenty3nMe
Anonymous Canada No.149196364
The Ontario Provincial Police don't think much of Bud
Anonymous United States No.149196370
>>149196350
The CEO of 23andMe was a Yale women's hockey player, now she wants to sell my DNA to the North Koreans
Anonymous Canada No.149196385 >>149196644
Hope /our/ kitties can seal the deal!
Anonymous Canada No.149196391 >>149196644
Pretty neat Gary. What a coincidence that all the latest cup wins were in places you are heavily invested in growing the market! You are one lucky bastard
Anonymous Canada No.149196392
>he only has 23 chromosomes
Anonymous United States No.149196401
I got some DNA right here for ya pal
Anonymous United States No.149196433
Calling it 23isme would have made more sense if you think about it.
Anonymous United States No.149196446
>oilels getting back to back Conn Smythe winners without winning the Stan Lee Cup
Anonymous United States No.149196480
>Edmonton has the two best forwards in the league and the best player in the world
>their fans still think it's unfair when they choke (again)
Why can't Edmonton fans ever admit the faults of their team?
Anonymous United States No.149196488 >>149196912 >>149196936 >>149196940
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.149196501 >>149196535 >>149196680 >>149196697
>McDavid and Draisaitl are leading playoff scoring by 10 points
McDavid will still win the Conn Smythe this year. The Marchand and Bennett memes need to end
Anonymous United States No.149196535 >>149196554
>>149196501
>1 goal in the finals
>Conn Smythe
?
Anonymous United States No.149196554
>>149196535
>the finals
>Conn Smythe
Noob
Anonymous Canada No.149196644
>>149196385
Your team is brilliant and run by Maurice
>>149196391
Your team is shit and run by retards.
Anonymous United States No.149196662
This is the Gary PD. I’m here about some posts that have surfaced online, open up.
Anonymous United States No.149196673
My Debbies would've swept the Oilels
Anonymous Finland No.149196680
>>149196501
I think there's a case to be made for Bennett if he gets more goals before the votes are cast.
And with McDavid, I'm sure that if Florida is leading Game 6 5-0 after 2 periods, some of the voters are going to think something like "he gets points, but can't win when it matters" or even "isn't it kinda cruel if this happens again?"
Anonymous Canada No.149196697 >>149196728 >>149196845
>>149196501
Gary is fucking pissed that he didn't come out and accept the trophy last year though
Anonymous United States No.149196728
>>149196697
An unlifted Conn Smythe two years in a row would be a record that would go unbroken in Gary’s 1000 hocreich.
Anonymous United States No.149196742
>>149194318
Jesus, South Park is the one that threw me.
Anonymous Canada No.149196763
>>149194318
can we see a 1980 list
Anonymous Canada No.149196781
>>149194318
Now do one for Olympic gold
Anonymous Aland No.149196785
>>149193116
Anonymous Aland No.149196801
>>149193789
>webm theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4
Anonymous Canada No.149196836 >>149196841
The entire oilers team just looked tired tonight. wtf is their problem? Are they completely out of gas while panthers are energized?
Anonymous Canada No.149196838 >>149196857
skipped my beer league game today
ex girlfriend showed up at my house because she can't figure out closure
edmonton blows it
so it goes
Anonymous United States No.149196841 >>149196887
>>149196836
awful bargain bin goaltending
Anonymous Canada No.149196845
>>149196697
give it to marchand this year
Anonymous Canada No.149196857
>>149196838
sorry to hear that. i had a "small miracle" happen to me unexpectedly today. keep on keepin' on my friend
Anonymous Canada No.149196871
>marchand keeps ekholm to the outside
>SCAAARS
lankletbro's...
Anonymous Canada No.149196887
>>149196841
They couldn’t score worth a fuck today
Most players kept choosing not to shoot and make a gay pass
Anonymous United States No.149196912
>>149196488
K E K

KWAB

IMAGINE NOT SEEING YOU'RE TEAM WIN A CUP
Anonymous Canada No.149196930
marbreakaway
Anonymous Canada No.149196936
>>149196488
Heartbreaking? No, that's just unfortunate.
The >laffs, now THAT is heartbreaking
Anonymous Finland No.149196937
MarCHAD
Anonymous Canada No.149196940
>>149196488
>username is DanyHeatley
>wants oilers to win a cup
???
Anonymous Sweden No.149196997 >>149197016 >>149197173 >>149197284
Hey Edmonton you don't have to cry but what you do need to do is eat this.

*hands you a Swedish egg sandwich*

There's still hope.
Anonymous United States No.149197013
Anonymous United States No.149197016 >>149197036 >>149197147
>>149196997
redpill me on that tube spread
Anonymous Canada No.149197036 >>149197045 >>149197147
>>149197016
It's fish paste
Anonymous United States No.149197045 >>149197147
>>149197036
what the hell
Anonymous Finland No.149197147
>>149197016
>>149197036
>>149197045
it's actually ok, not great, not terrible, doesn't taste very "fishy"
really hits the spot sometimes
salty as fuck tho
Anonymous Canada No.149197173
>>149196997
looks good to me
Anonymous New Zealand No.149197249 >>149197316
Anonymous Finland No.149197284
>>149196997
I have kallen mätitahna in the fridge
Anonymous Finland No.149197316
>>149197249
They lifted a banner for a draft they hosted?

I feel like punching somebody
Anonymous Canada No.149197330 >>149197356
>>149193155
>>149193112
>>149194318
I was 6 months old when Habs won their last cup and I'll tell you how disinterested people are in Montreal to watch the Stanley Cup Finals right now despite a Canadian team is playing. More people in bars watched UEFA Nations League and F1 races rather than the Stanley Cup Finals. This isn't a cope, most people outside of Quebec barely cared that Habs appeared in finals after 28 years, you think people in Vancouver, Ottawa, Winnipeg, or Toronto even cares that Edmonton is in the finals?
Anonymous Finland No.149197356 >>149197361
>>149197330
New Canadians don’t like wypipo sports
Anonymous Canada No.149197361
>>149197356
You've seen Maple Leafs fans?
Anonymous Canada No.149197433
Missed this game, but like I was saying after last game I never believed in the Oilers and my neckties would beat them all day. Hard truth
Anonymous Canada No.149197537 >>149197549
No seriously will the Habs Management let a R*ssian break Guy Lafleur's record?
Anonymous United States No.149197544
ah yessss.. nubian... we plenty of that i thinkuhh
Anonymous Sweden No.149197549
>>149197537
qu'est-ce que c'est
Anonymous Canada No.149197960
this saints row game is bad ass. great soundtrack.
Anonymous United States No.149197977 >>149197985
hoping the wifey lets me borrow 200 more good boy points so I can put a switch 2 on lawaway tomorrow
Anonymous Canada No.149197985 >>149197990
>>149197977
what are you doing rn?
Anonymous United States No.149197990
>>149197985
rigging up the fire alarm to wake up the wifey so I can ask her my question
Anonymous United States No.149198013 >>149198034 >>149198080 >>149198139
hockey? at this time of night? localized entirely within this genny?
Anonymous Sweden No.149198034
>>149198013
saw you post this gimmick back in october had a good laugh then
Anonymous United States No.149198052
huh? what you mean
Anonymous Canada No.149198080
>>149198013
I watched the game, shit posted with /hoc/. Not much more to talk about because I don't care who wins. It's entertaining hockey. Still baffling to me how the Oilers made it this far. They look like shit.
Anonymous Canada No.149198139 >>149198191 >>149198545
>>149198013
This is how I imagine all late night posters
Anonymous United States No.149198191
>>149198139
I look like this and I say this
Anonymous Canada No.149198251 >>149198432
which goalie do lels start in game 6?
Anonymous Canada No.149198258
bedard? he needs to be Corrected.
Anonymous United States No.149198277 >>149198285 >>149199063
is this good
Anonymous Canada No.149198285
>>149198277
Anonymous Finland No.149198432
>>149198251
Skinner and hope he finds his game. While Pickard has been more consistent, that just means he's been playing like the backup tendie that he is. With Skinner there's some upside, maybe.
Anonymous Canada No.149198505 >>149199058
i wonder if Gary has ever said the n-word
Anonymous Canada No.149198545
>>149198139
Sam's looking rough
Anonymous Sweden No.149198559 >>149199849 >>149199858
current listenings: big micky mcdonald

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alSUZP0_7o4
Anonymous Canada No.149198833
To think the season would be over if Kitties didn't throw game 4
Anonymous Canada No.149199049
gm
>soilers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149199058 >>149199116
>>149198505
nhl?
nucks?
nunavut?
Anonymous Canada No.149199063
>>149198277
dmitry "conn smythe" kulikov
Anonymous Canada No.149199116
>>149199058
Anonymous New Zealand No.149199251
It's over for cantnada
Anonymous United States No.149199340
>>149192909
>hours of pregame mcfaggot hype
>rat silences them all
Good
Anonymous United States No.149199342
>>149195392
>7 year old meme
Anonymous United States No.149199344 >>149199392
SOON
Anonymous United States No.149199392
>>149199344
Love me cup, love me beach.
Anonymous United States No.149199474
>>149193789
ENTER RAT MAN
Anonymous Denmark No.149199505
Is it time for the NHL to step in and do something about this franchise?
Anonymous Canada No.149199553
crazy how good marchand has been
Anonymous United States No.149199584 >>149200143
My ideal ending, rat gets a hat trick to clinch cup and mcdoofus gets mvp AGAIN.
Anonymous Canada No.149199704
mcdavid is going to win
Anonymous United States No.149199746
>the Stanley Cuck
Anonymous Finland No.149199780 >>149200575
>the Stanley Cubrick
Anonymous United States No.149199849
>>149198559
you alright Swede boi
https://youtu.be/1Z1z7oipqPc?feature=shared
Anonymous Canada No.149199858
>>149198559
huge yacht rock guy myself
Anonymous Canada No.149200006 >>149200984
wordle in 3
Anonymous United States No.149200085
If Oilers don’t win it, can we end the McDavid and Crosby debate?
Anonymous Canada No.149200143
>>149199584
If the rat gets a hat trick the Conn Smythe is as good as his.
Anonymous United States No.149200253 >>149200330
How is McDiva the captain again? Minus his German lover you’d get the impression the other guys on the team aren’t even allowed to speak to him. The vibes just seem terrible on that team.

Don’t hang it on autism or social awkwardness either because that’s not it. Barkov is a quiet and shy guy and his team goes on and on about how despite that he’s very funny and an extremely kind person and I’ve never heard the same said about McMuffin.
Anonymous United States No.149200287
>>149194174
love to see him kicking ass
hate to know the boys club sucks dick
hate to know the boys club let it happen
bruins will suck until sweeney and neely are gone
and hes on FL's THIRD LINE? there's not a third line in the league that can keep up with Marchand.
Anonymous Finland No.149200288
Rat has moves
Anonymous United States No.149200323
Marchand being the one to school and humiliate McDavid just feels so right
Anonymous Canada No.149200330 >>149200994 >>149201470
>>149200253
McDavid is basically Crosby but instead of being the charming kind of awkward he's the "wouldn't go alone in a dark alley with" kind of awkward.
Anonymous Finland No.149200335
>flawda panties
Anonymous United States No.149200445
>>149193038
>>149193106
they weren't doing anything this year so they let him go to the team he wanted so he could win
how is that bad?
he's still a free agent at the end of the season
Anonymous Finland No.149200524 >>149200594
Supposing Oilers lose and the scoring spread between Draisaitl and McDavid doesn't change. Do they give Conn Smythe to Drai this time because he has a couple more goals?
Anonymous United States No.149200540 >>149200549 >>149200566
Back against the wall, at Floridas barn, do or die, McDavid legacy on the line, can Edmonton bring it to 7?
Anonymous United States No.149200549
>>149200540
No
Anonymous United States No.149200566
>>149200540
Would be nice for kitties to end this at home.
Anonymous Sweden No.149200575
>>149199780
really nice script this year
Anonymous United States No.149200594
>>149200524
if gary had balls he'd give it to mcgaykid again for the lolz
Anonymous United States No.149200595 >>149200604
Oilers don’t want it as bad. Why? Couldn’t tell ya but it’s obvious watching them play
Anonymous Canada No.149200604
>>149200595
Everyone was sluggish out there, pal-chama
Anonymous United States No.149200660
Anonymous United States No.149200673
DIG DEEP SISTERS?
UH OH STINKY
Anonymous United States No.149200716 >>149200813 >>149200962
What’s crazy is McDavid’s wife just opened a bar in Edmonton so odds are he’s not going anywhere.
Anonymous Canada No.149200813 >>149200956
>>149200716
Does the bar have cups?
Anonymous United States No.149200956
>>149200813
No there's a kiddie pool in the middle of the room filled with beer and everyone drinks out of it with ladles
Anonymous United States No.149200962
>>149200716
They could install a manager to run the property.
Anonymous Canada No.149200984
>>149200006
4 for me
0/4 on connections
Anonymous United States No.149200994
>>149200330
He's just an autistic gooner that should never have married. Imagine how happy he could be in a different house without black walls and uncomfortable seating.
Anonymous Canada No.149201015
>>149193293
Don't bully skinner. It's the managers fault for always staying with a low tier goaliesand never improving in that position
Anonymous Sweden No.149201049
/Hoc/ is where I want to be
But I guess I'm already there
Bud1, trb lifted up her wings
I guess that this must be the kwab
Anonymous United States No.149201058 >>149201134 >>149201135 >>149201167
>accuse the Stars organization of mocking a dead kid because they played La Bamba (super sacred victory song no one else is allowed to play)
>have cosmic melty and demand the stars DJ be fired and stars fans give you money to soothe your asshurt
>change victory song to popular gay anthem Pink Pony Club the following year
>get buttfucked by Florida for the second time in a row
Love that for Edmonton. Psychotic fanbases deserve nothing. Gary is a just and reasonable man.
Anonymous Canada No.149201101 >>149201147 >>149201302
Connor needs to tell everyone to dig in
Anonymous Canada No.149201134 >>149201180
>>149201058
Shut the fuck up dylan
Anonymous Canada No.149201135 >>149201180
>>149201058
>Psychotic fanbases deserve nothing.
no milly?
Anonymous Sweden No.149201147
>>149201101
That's how he got his heated driveway kwab
Anonymous United States No.149201159 >>149201315
Marchand has more goals in this series than McDavid and Draisaitl combined
Anonymous United States No.149201167 >>149201180
>>149201058
Wait, it's not La Bamba anymore?
Anonymous United States No.149201180 >>149201216 >>149201332 >>149201334 >>149201349
>>149201134
>>149201135
>no milly?
Not for you. Good luck running that tandem back next year.
>>149201167
Nope. They changed it to an unironic pride song.
Anonymous Canada No.149201188
>>149193038
>>149193106
>>149193181
I would laughed my ass off if Brad signs with Habs
Anonymous United States No.149201190 >>149201215
Total time leading in Stanley Cup Final
>Panthers – 200:25
>Oilers – 33:51
Anonymous United States No.149201215
>>149201190
Oilers couldn’t even win one game in regulation
Anonymous Canada No.149201216 >>149201231
>>149201180
no milly?
Anonymous United States No.149201231 >>149201255
>>149201216
But enough about the Soilers
Anonymous United States No.149201239 >>149201315 >>149201330
mcdavid is probably better than Mario Lemieux and Wayne Gretzky
Anonymous Canada No.149201255 >>149201306
>>149201231
you mean the team that destroyed the stars?
give em time
Anonymous United States No.149201302
>>149201101
They should have known what would happen when they signed Perry
Anonymous United States No.149201306 >>149201426
>>149201255
That’s as close to a Stanley Cup as the Soilers will ever come again until the inevitable fold and relocation. Hang that banner because that’s where it all ended for the Soilers this year.
Anonymous Canada No.149201315
>>149201159
Brad winning the Conn Smythe would make sense but I'm convinced McMeme will get it for
the second time.
>>149201239
McMeme and Matthews would play like utter shit during the dead puck era
Anonymous United States No.149201330
>>149201239
Wayne- 4 cups
Mario- 2 cups
McDoofus- 0 cups/-2 cups

No
Anonymous United States No.149201332 >>149201349 >>149201413 >>149201750
>>149201180
https://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18?si=QnoUU0jKhDr0Vbl2
its so bad
Anonymous United States No.149201334 >>149201356 >>149201367 >>149201411
>>149201180
Pink Pony Club is a gay song? I just thought it was a catchy girl tune, never listened to the lyrics
Anonymous Canada No.149201349
>>149201332
>>149201180
its so jewish. make a christian girl sing about faggotry no matter what her mama says is jeish garbage
Anonymous United States No.149201356 >>149201411
>>149201334
>Pink Pony Club is a song by Chappell Roan that is inspired by her experience at a real gay bar in Los Angeles called The Abbey. The song uses the "Pink Pony Club" as a metaphor for a place of queer liberation and belonging
Anonymous Canada No.149201367
>>149201334
It's about being a troon stripper no matter what anyone says
Anonymous Sweden No.149201394 >>149201462 >>149201980
>dead puck era
The moment somebody mentions this quintessentially jewish phrase I instantly do a 360 spin and leave the conversation
Anonymous Canada No.149201411
>>149201334
>>149201356
>tfw I finally know who the good guys are in this series
Anonymous United States No.149201413 >>149201450 >>149201513 >>149201750
>>149201332
JEN
Anonymous Canada No.149201426 >>149201486
>>149201306
>That’s as close to a Stanley Cup as the Soilers will ever come again until the inevitable fold and relocation
no, the team is 2 wins away from winning it all
unlike your shit team who is already golfing
stay assblasted about it
Anonymous United States No.149201450 >>149201750
>>149201413
kek oh fuck I had no idea. I can’t believe La Bamba died for this
Anonymous Canada No.149201462 >>149201496
>>149201394
>I instantly do a 360 spin and leave
I convinced you do that regularly when you come across a blonde woman getting raped by a bunch of Achmeds
Anonymous United States No.149201470 >>149201494
>>149200330
Looks like Asian Gilbert Gottfried, wtf?
Anonymous United States No.149201486 >>149201662
>>149201426
>no, the team is 2 wins away from winning it all
Not even you believe that’s still a possibility
Anonymous Canada No.149201494
>>149201470
That chick with the big forehead looks like Caillou, wtf?
Anonymous Sweden No.149201496 >>149201532
>>149201462
Extremely American post, must be a Laffs or Deadmonton fan
Anonymous United States No.149201513 >>149201531
>>149201413
I wanna know whose idea this was
Anonymous United States No.149201527
*bops pink pony club*
i'm only doing this ironically guys i swear
Anonymous Canada No.149201531 >>149201554 >>149201563 >>149201594 >>149202177
>>149201513
I wonder who
Anonymous Canada No.149201532
>>149201496
or a pack of Somali niggers, pick one
Anonymous Canada No.149201554
>>149201531
Thats so fucked.
I never saw this before. OIlers deserve to fucking lose
Anonymous Sweden No.149201563
>>149201531
Anonymous United States No.149201594
>>149201531
Gary is insulted by this type of hollow ass kissing
Anonymous United States No.149201610 >>149201628 >>149201633 >>149201646
What’s Calgarys goal song?
Anonymous Canada No.149201618
If only Walman did a griddy things would turnaround for the team
Anonymous United States No.149201628
>>149201610
Their win song is Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash
Anonymous Sweden No.149201633
>>149201610
TNT by Alternate Current/Direct Current
Anonymous Canada No.149201646
>>149201610
ymca
Anonymous Canada No.149201662 >>149201680
>>149201486
>Not even you believe that’s still a possibility
being retarded now?
2 wins away
the stars? lost to the oilers!!!!!
Anonymous Canada No.149201673
DIE-NA-MITE
Anonymous United States No.149201680 >>149201812
>>149201662
>2 wins away
Is this the Soilers equivalent of “2 more weeks”
Anonymous Canada No.149201750
>>149201332
>>149201413
>>149201450
You're better off playing Ram Ranch as the goal song Jesus fucking Christ.
Anonymous Finland No.149201754
Hazza Kane and Tay-Tay must be given lifelong bans to Amerant Bank Arena if the Panthers want to win game 6.
Anonymous United States No.149201795
Good to know even in the middle of the Stanley Cup Final we are still discussing the Calgary Flames
Anonymous Canada No.149201812 >>149201879
>>149201680
no its the equivalent of the stors are golfing cause they couldnt managed to beat the oilers of all teams for the second year in a row
it was so devastating the stors fired their coach
lmao
it wont help
Anonymous United States No.149201878 >>149201990 >>149202177
>let the coping begin
Anonymous United States No.149201879 >>149201912
>>149201812
>your shit team started golfing a whole week before my shit team started golfing
>implying firing PDB was a bad thing
You sound like a broken buck.
Anonymous Canada No.149201912 >>149201950
>>149201879
the oilers arent golfing mr broken buck
keep crying
Anonymous Canada No.149201931 >>149201986
>its a good thing when the team admits their coach was the problem
shit management from top to bottom
Anonymous United States No.149201950 >>149201989
>>149201912
>t-t-theres still a chance
Soilers have already reserved their tee times for when game 7 would’ve occurred had they not been bent over a barrel by Florida.
Anonymous Canada No.149201962
>dylan posting
We dont need a bud tier poster again we were doing just fine without
Anonymous United States No.149201980
>>149201394
I wish Florida had a navy alternative. I just don’t like wearing bright red colors.
Anonymous United States No.149201986 >>149202022
>>149201931
Keep running it back with Gumby I’m sure one of these years he’ll finally outcoach that better coach with the better team.
Anonymous Canada No.149201989 >>149202019
>>149201950
>there isnt a chance
we're talking about the oilers not the stars who are already golfing
Anonymous Sweden No.149201990
>>149201878
Sidney makes Mcmeme look like a joke
Anonymous United States No.149202019 >>149202046
>>149201989
Soilers can’t even win against the Panthers in regulation. It’s over game 6.
Anonymous Canada No.149202022 >>149202045
>>149201986
he doesnt need to out coach anyone its hockey not football
the coach doesnt do shit
but you are a sunbelt retard who thinks the coach is the problem and not the garbage roster nill is icing
Anonymous Sweden No.149202025
>8 pm Easteren
Anonymous United States No.149202045 >>149202071
>>149202022
>he doesnt need to out coach anyone
Gotta compensate for having the shittier team and goalies somehow.
Anonymous Canada No.149202046 >>149202072
>>149202019
>Soilers can’t even win against the Panthers in regulation
why does that matter
winning 4 games in ot is the same as winning 4 in regulation
this just some dumb cope
>It’s over game 6.
you dont know shit, as you thought the stars could beat the oilers
now stfu broken buck
Anonymous Canada No.149202071 >>149202099
>>149202045
>Gotta compensate for having the shittier team and goalies somehow.
team was still better than anything the stars put on the ice
lmao
Anonymous United States No.149202072 >>149202098
>>149202046
I know the Panthers are head and shoulders above the oilers because I have eyes and brain.
Anonymous Canada No.149202098 >>149202123
>>149202072
maybe you have those body parts but they dont work worth a damn
again you thought the stars were good
and they lost to the oilers
LMAO
Anonymous United States No.149202099 >>149202122
>>149202071
>his Stanley cup is beating Dallas
Glad you’re coming to terms with it
Anonymous Canada No.149202122 >>149202181
>>149202099
more retarded implications from the loser who lost
cope harder
Anonymous United States No.149202123 >>149202144
>>149202098
Are you arguing the Oilers are playing better than the Panthers? Not even you believe that come on now.
Anonymous Canada No.149202144 >>149202181 >>149202268
>>149202123
no im arguing that the oilers are playing better than the stars and that your dumb ass thought the stars were good
so again stfu loser you lost
Anonymous United States No.149202177
>>149201531
HAHAHAHAHA
>>149201878
>play alberta
>doesn't play well
Whoops!
Anonymous United States No.149202181 >>149202227 >>149202257
>>149202122
>>149202144
>b-b-but we beat the Stars
That’s your Stanley Cup lmao. Oilers and Dallas will both finish cupless so it’s really all you have left.
Anonymous United States No.149202198 >>149202235
Tuesday night game 6?
Gary this is unacceptable...
Anonymous United States No.149202227
>>149202181
That was the last trophy they will touch.
Anonymous Finland No.149202235
>>149202198
Gary will instruct the zebras to do everything to extend the series and give us an extra weekend game.
Anonymous Canada No.149202257 >>149202304
>>149202181
>That’s your Stanley Cup lmao.
loser cope
>Oilers and Dallas will both finish cupless so it’s really all you have left.
no, the oilers beat dullass
pretending the finish is the same is LOSER COPE
Anonymous United States No.149202268 >>149202353
>>149202144
>no im arguing that the oilers are playing better than the stars
I don’t know if that’s really a compelling argument for why you think they’ll beat Florida. Good banner material though

>We Played Better Than The Stars, 2025
Anonymous United States No.149202304 >>149202385
>>149202257
The result is the same regardless of finish. No cup. Being a back to back loser in the final isn’t an accomplishment any team aspires to
Anonymous United States No.149202316 >>149202403
Is anybody going to be mad if the islanders don't pick Schaefer?
Anonymous Canada No.149202353 >>149202379
>>149202268
>I don’t know if that’s really a compelling argument for why you think they’ll beat Florida.
you're right the stars are so fucking garbage beating them was meaningless
Anonymous Finland No.149202354
>>149193486
Someone is going to Atlanta voluntarily
Anonymous United States No.149202379 >>149202402
>>149202353
>you're right the stars are so fucking garbage beating them was meaningless
Would explain why Florida is raping and embarrassing the Oilers so badly
Anonymous Canada No.149202385 >>149202414
>>149202304
>Being a back to back loser in the final isn’t an accomplishment any team aspires to
neither is being beaten by the team in back 2 back seasons who lost in the cup
but those dumb stars did
which is why you're coping like this
Anonymous United States No.149202401
Now that we’re awaiting the verdict who would like to hear my thoughts on the Hockey Canada trial?
Anonymous Canada No.149202402 >>149202414
>>149202379
>Would explain why Florida is raping and embarrassing the Oilers so badly
haha yeah the stars are fucking garbage
Anonymous Sweden No.149202403
>>149202316
gary sinise lookin mf
Anonymous Canada No.149202406 >>149202438
It must not be easy for the Oilers fans to cope this morning. They can’t blame the refs.
Anonymous United States No.149202414 >>149202440
>>149202385
>>149202402
I’m glad you’re coming to terms with Florida repeating :)
Anonymous United States No.149202431
Anonymous United States No.149202438 >>149202500 >>149202509
>>149202406
This is their latest cope
Anonymous Canada No.149202440 >>149202453 >>149202701
>>149202414
2 wins away retard
you keep praying that florida saves you from further embarrassment cause your shit team couldnt
Anonymous United States No.149202453 >>149202467
>>149202440
>2 more wins
>trust the plan
>Reffies are in control
Lmao
Anonymous Canada No.149202467 >>149202524 >>149202701
>>149202453
>save me florida!!!!!
buck broken
Anonymous United States No.149202498
>they're putting anabolic steroids in their DQ Blizzard

https://youtu.be/YuDdfB_WpYA
Anonymous Canada No.149202500
>>149202438
Holy moly, the Wheel of Excuses ® is no more a Boston thing.
Anonymous Canada No.149202509
>>149202438
Nah their cope is that they totally would have won if Hyman wasn't injured, because even though they totally fixed their depth issues, a complimentary player getting hurt is enough to send them into a tailspin
Anonymous Canada No.149202521
>coping for another team
Anonymous United States No.149202524 >>149202537
>>149202467
You’ll still be seetheposting about how the Soilers can still win when Florida hoists the cup on Tuesday won’t you?
Anonymous Canada No.149202537 >>149202591 >>149202701
>>149202524
>hes still praying that florida saves him
buck broken
Anonymous United States No.149202548
Seethe and dope.
Anonymous Canada No.149202552 >>149202591
>Dylan hiding behind Florida after Samir raped him
Jej
Anonymous United States No.149202560 >>149202590
What’s unfortunate is that after McDavid’s meltdown last year getting memed on so hard he refused to participate in the Amazon special again this year so we probably won’t get to witness the even bigger and more glorious meltdown he has when Florida wins again
Anonymous United States No.149202590
>>149202560
that's a risk I'm willing to take
Anonymous United States No.149202591 >>149202596 >>149202606
>>149202537
>>149202552
Tkachuk will be a 2x cup winner before McDavid. I think that means he’s better than McDavid
Anonymous Canada No.149202596 >>149202606
>>149202591
>will be
top cuck
Anonymous Canada No.149202605
Some pictures may not age well.
Anonymous United States No.149202606 >>149202615
>>149202591
sound reasoning
>>149202596
sore pussy
Anonymous Canada No.149202615 >>149202667 >>149202701
>>149202606
>florida save me!!!!!
Anonymous Spain No.149202623 >>149202643
Marchand raping soilers.
Anonymous Canada No.149202643
>>149202623
peds all over this play
he got them from aaron
Anonymous United States No.149202647 >>149202665
Fucking love watching the Soilers get reamed.
Anonymous Canada No.149202665
>>149202647
peak cuck behaviour
Anonymous United States No.149202667 >>149202680
>>149202615
If anyone needs saving atm it’s the Soilers. They’re gonna need SVU detectives to officiate the next game with all the raping that’s been happening
Anonymous Canada No.149202680 >>149202701
>>149202667
>florida save meeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous United States No.149202701 >>149202722
>>149202440
>>149202467
>>149202537
>>149202615
>>149202680
We’ve reached “say the line” levels of raped
Anonymous Canada No.149202707
>real retard hours
Ill come back later
Anonymous Canada No.149202722 >>149202751
>>149202701
lmao
this is from the buck broken cuck desperately praying another team wins
Anonymous United States No.149202734 >>149202824
There goes 5’3” Edmonton superfan, Mitch Ryan.
Anonymous United States No.149202751 >>149202775 >>149202785
>>149202722
>desperately praying
This implies Florida would require a miracle to win. In reality it’s just the likeliest outcome by very possible metric. That’s why you’re so mad right now.
Anonymous Canada No.149202775 >>149202785 >>149202789
>>149202751
>muh implications
keep praying cuck
the stors got btfo lmao
Anonymous Finland No.149202779 >>149202801 >>149202847
I made a ham and mustard sandwich
Anonymous United States No.149202785 >>149202789
>>149202775
See>>149202751
Anonymous Canada No.149202789 >>149202916
>>149202785
see
>>149202775
Anonymous United States No.149202801
>>149202779
Favorite of mine as well.
Anonymous United States No.149202824
>>149202734

I want everyone at /hoc/ to wish Mitch Ryan a Happy Birthday and be extra nice to him, regardless of how nasty he is in return

>because it's funny is why

happy 27th birthday, Mitch, many happy returns and such
Anonymous United States No.149202847
>>149202779
>Finnish cuisine
Bleak.
Anonymous United States No.149202916 >>149202937
>>149202789
:’)
Anonymous Canada No.149202937 >>149202968
>>149202916
you made a banner for getting btfo
well done
Anonymous Canada No.149202950
Cuck?
Anonymous United States No.149202968 >>149202979
>>149202937
>you made a banner for getting btfo
for you
Anonymous United States No.149202969
NEW
>>149202954
>>149202954
>>149202954
Anonymous Canada No.149202979
>>149202968
thanks i guess, not that i want it
pretty desperate all things considered
Anonymous United States No.149203338
Think I'll get a blizzard today >:3