Will McDavid kill himself if he never gets a cup?
Can someone ELI5 the 1993 meme?
>>149192857In 1993 it was a hot and sweaty night in Detroit after a wrestling show and Kevin something got raped
>>149192857in 1993 there were only 21 teams in the league, 8 of which were canadian.
now there's 32 and 7 (soon to be 36 and 6).
general reminder crosby already won 2 cups and an olympic gold medal by the time he was 29.
>>149192857yeah ya see canada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey (their supposed sport) since 1993 KWAB can u imagine
The Day of the Rake has arrived 51ers!
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>>149192851He will die slowly from alcohol and drugs and depression.
>>149192857in 1993 a (((rat))) took over the NHL and it has been nothing but glorious memes ever since
>>149192848Aren't Toronto/Ottawa fags the most arbitrarily supportive of Canadian versions of things
>>149192903>highest level men's professional hockeyWouldn't that be the Olympics? And the Four Nations?
Both those tournaments are best-on-best :)
where are all the zoomers this series?
>>149192909Him tripping the worm after is the best part
>>149192903They haven't won a Walter Cup either because of my Frosties!
>>149192951>olympicsamateur tournament
>four nationsallstar game
dream big though bud
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>Game 6
>The Great Debate
Who are you starting, /hoc/?
did anyone chimpout yet in the oilers' locker room
Bettman will maximize Canadian suffering and have the Oilers win game 6 to guarantee a miserable game 7 home loss.
>>149192978Good points! :)
Wow, I thought Canada would be better at hockey.
big dick nova scotians > small pp ontarians
>>149192909>my ruins gave this nigga away for a conditional 1st and a bag of chips
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Why are numales like this?
>>149192982Just put Skinner in, it doesn't matter at this point
It's more about scoring goals than having a good goaltender
You shouldn't have such terrible powerplays they're free goals and they're not able to capitalize on them
Should have been 2-2 by the end of the 2nd
>>149192909Mcfaggot could never
>>149192802 (OP)>>149192837Canadian teams have a had a combined 204 chances to win the Stanley cup since 1993 and have not won since.
you just knew it was scripted for the panthers to win the cup on home ice so gareth wouldnt be booed
>>149193067He got booed last year you troon
>>149192982Doesn't matter, Panthers win either way.
>>149193038I cant imagine how broons fans are feeling watching him fat dick his way through the oilers seemingly effortlessly. I'd want heads on pikes if I were in your shoes
>>149193009yeah turns out finland is king, foĺlowed bu usa
>>149192857The last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup, which is hilarious considering the majority of the of the posters in this thread weren’t even alive then
>>149192982If I was the Oilels? Pickard.
If I'm the Hockey God looking for a laugh? Skinner so the crowd starts taunting him right away.
>>149193112Now you listen here, boy...
>>149193098>he actually remembers thatKWAB
Two time loser and perpetual pavement ape Evander Kane.
>>149193112>The last time a Canadian team won the Stanley CupI thought Canada was supposed to be good at hockey?
How do they go for over 10 years without a Stanley Cup?
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>>149193106I feel like I'm in the cuck chair watching this series
Mmmm Dog Food is pretty good
>>149193085>2 guys doing half the work of the entire team>dont do anything about itlol
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>That'll be another Conn Smythe + tip
Is his legacy ruined if he loses this series?
>>149193155Canadian taxes
The best players try to get traded to southern teams
>>149193122https://youtu.be/cHekORaDf2A?si=1LW--36ts6jLwpLP
You can lie all you want
>>149193193>1 goal this serieshe's not even sniffing the smythe
>>149193155Too much pressure + my feet hurt + plastic from milk bags
>>149193214>this seriesThat's not what the Conn Smythe is for, sweetie :)
>>149193193>5 games (nearly 6 with OTs)>1 goalI hope he gets it this year honestly because of how laughable that would be
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Pink pony club
>>149193193Oh hell yes, Connor McChicken is expired
>>149193193It's already ruined. Cry-saitl had to carry his ass. Unironically no longer the best player on Refmonton
>>149193193its already ruined he's absolutely finished and washed. zoomers are a failed generation.
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>>149193213but are you coping?
>>149193200Any player making that much money can afford accountants who will make sure they don't have to pay taxes.
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>>149193193>Is his legacy ruined if he loses this series?At least until he signs with a sunbelt team and wins the cup as a geezer.
everybody pile on Skinner, he's why McGaykid can't win
>>149193268He's a Younger Millennial he's one of us
>They dress up in orange and blue face paint and put cups on their heads then suck each other off until their cup is full
>>149193213I don't blame you, honestly
>>149193280Only people from a certain tribe don't pay taxes, goy
>>149193259That song is gay, tf are Oilers fans smoking to have it playing.
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LET’S GO CATS
LET’S GO CATS
LET’S GO CATS
LET’S GO CATS
You're delusional if you think Gary's not rigging the next game for the Oilers
Game 7 ratings and cash flow is the only thing stopping the league from shutting down
>>149193268Bedard is the zoomer. McGaykid is still a millenial
>Sam Bennett
>Aaron Ekblad
When Toronto signs them this summer, will they lead the Leafs to a Cup?
>>149193280Oh dang, you're right. I forgot hockey players are white for a second there
Every so often I think back to the night where Edmonton won McDavid's first round pick and remember his face turning white as a fucking sheet at the news. Its sad that even he knew his fate, but what can ya do
>>149193331>McGaykid is still a millenialwe don't claim him
I don’t watch much hockey, can someone explain to me why the Oilers net was empty for the final goal?
>>149193343Sam is staying.
is mcdavid the most overrated player of this generation?
>>149192909>scores on you>knocks you over like a bowling pin>talks mad trash
>>149193359They decided the ghost of Grant Fuhr would be the best option in goal.
McDavid's a millennial he hates Bu$h and goes to basement shows
>>149193375>"You bet your sweet ass he is"
>>149192503I hope they get a new expansion team, and that they win the cup before a Canadian team does.
>>149193359goalie sucked so bad he just left
Panthers are going to have to win it in 7 because of the Taylor Swift curse. Mark my words. If she's there, they're not going to win the cup. It'll be fun to see Edmonton riot though.
>>149193193Eichel did the right thing getting traded, McDavid goes to an American team and he wins the cup the next year
>>149193359When you're losing (or whenever if you're a psychopath), you can trade your goalie for an extra guy on the ice for a man advantage. Works more than you'd expect honestly
>>149193402Reminder that the leafs have exactly a 3 year window before he leaves to Atlanta and their D-core is 40 years old on average
>>149193421Yea, it literally worked for the Panthers in game 2.
>>149193359In the playoffs, all losses are equal whether by 1 or 10.
With an empty net you can have one more guy on offense to try to tie at the last second
>and albortia loses again!
>>149192909Walman utterly BTFO
>>149193359>>149193359game is lost anyways, chances of coming back at even strength (5v5) is practically zero. so they pull out their goalie for an extra man on the ice to see if they can muster in a random goal or two and tie the game in some kind of miracle, because pulling that off at even strength is next to impossible. and in the chance the opponent scores on your empty net, who cares? you were going to lose anyways (it does make the score look funnier though)
>>149193434no one is going to atlanta voluntarily
>>149193453>You want a Conn Smythe winner 2C? That'll be 2 2nds, no tip.
mctatertot isn't even old enough to post on /hoc/ hes literally a zoomer
>>149193486I see you haven't heard of Magic City
>>149193421i remember when patrick roy would do it with 8 minutes left in the period frequently it ruled
Connor "best player int he world" Mcdavid has clawed his way into a tie with Darnell nurse in SCF goals this season!!!
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What were they thinking?
>>149193453The Oilers are Canada's team. We all lost today.
I can't believe they're about to give the Conn Smythe to Connor McFuckup AGAIN
>that fuckig trophy isn't for fuck ups, Gary, knock it off with the participation medals
it took 5 games for >le bestest player to ever play to finally outscored jeff skinner
>>149193573>The Oilers are Canada's team. We all lost today.
>>149193453>it hurt itself in its confusion!
Aw poor little mitchy boy got his fee fees hurt does baby need his bottle and binky?
[bad news]
boston pizza didn't have akb48 on the jukebox so i had to settle for babymetal
>>149193574Have you not been watching? If anyone on the Oilers gets it it's going to be Draisaitl
>>149193525As a Jets fan, there was one instance in their first or 2nd season back of Noel doing it with like 9 or 10 minutes left in the 3rd with a 2 man adv. to make it a 6 on 3. Cant remember if it worked or not but I remember it being funny
>>149193574even if he had the stats, they wouldn't do that for a second time and have him not even accept it
>Kane
Holy kek what a complete invisible fag
>>149193582Jeff skinner is a 40 goal scorer
>>149193611Yeah, sure thing kid
>don't>stop>thinking about tomorrow
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>>149193624It would've been significantly funnier if a guy named Noel was the head coach for the NY Jets instead of the Winnipeg ones.
>>149193486Elsewhere in Georgia then
>the Savanah Hannahs Montana
goodnight my frens i'm going to cry myself to slep now
Where is Marner going on july 1 lads?
>>149193637You're right, he didnt even use his signature move of hitting someone in the face with his stick today, where was he?
>>149193693i love you, Maplestahn
>don't cry, you'll figure it out one day
>>149193707Pitts or Canes
>>149193421Has anyone ever tried subbing one of their guys for an extra goalie?
>>149193707mitch YOU ARE a new york islander
>>149193574hey trb how are ya bud
>>149193574>>149193640>trb seething about mcdavid againcmtsu
Its gotta hurt as a Lames fan watching Chucklefuck and Bennett about to win their 2nd Cup when they should've been key pieces up there.
>>149193745>>149193851playoff team discussion only
Somehow, the Bruins humiliation ritual returned
Oilers will win the next two games. Cap it.
>>149193959They are in trouble if that isn’t the case
>>149193959They won't. They won't and McDavid will leave for an american team.
Steve Dangle doesn't want the laffs to win a cup because people only watch his videos to see him rage when they lose
>>149193959I sure hope so because if Florida wins it fan attendance will be at all time lows across the league
Who wants to watch hockey if it's just going to be the same team winning every single time?
>>149193884Farm teams like the Checkers and Flames are allowed
>>149194059It sounds like a soulcrushing kind of content to create desu, at least he isn't fomenting ethnic tensions i guess
>>149193789Bruins fans, how you doin?
>>149194280>trb posting kids again
OFFICIAL LIST OF THINGS THAT HAVE NEVER SEEN A CANADA CUP:
4chan
electric cars
youtube
south sudan
DVDs
reese's puffs
google
beanie babies
java script
internet explorer
south park
family guy
the fucking euro
prediction: the oilers once again decide not to trade for a goalie this offseason
>>149193707My penguins ):
hey hey bud bud
i don't like your oshi
hey hey bud bud
thank you need a noel
>>149194280>6 years ago. bro is like 15 now
>>149194386don't bring my wife into this
>>149192909Tabarnak gettin' trashed.
>>149193343Bennett intends to retire in Miami.
>>149193356I also remember this! I feel like the polar opposite reaction is Travis Hunter finding out that he's going to Florida instead of Lake Erie.
>>149193193No, if only because his sentence er- "contract" with Edmonton is up after next season, so he might get traded to the sunbelt before his best years are behind him. That said, it has gotten sad listening to commentary try to glaze him in his current state.
>>149193573>implying a single real Canadian is against Sam ReinhartCurry-scented hands typed this post.
>>149193719>where was he?Did anyone check the casinos?
>>149194413you were posting her songs last night and now they're stuck in my head
>>149193719Domestic abuse shelters and psych wards in Edmonton must be at full capacity tonight. How many men are currently beating the missus right now?
lol Canada keep coping about the 4 nations win. You can’t win world championship world juniors or Stanley cup.
>reddit spacing
>multi-reply post
that's a big didn't read from me
was at work all day what happened?
>>149194529me on the right
Someone please DM me in September so I remember to set up the /hoc/ fantasy league.
Mcdavid is PISSED, panthers are done for
>loses world jrs
>doesnt even qualify for IIHF
>splits 4nations
>1993
Canada simply isn't a hockey nation anymore
>>149194684Relax lad and let them enjoy their sense of misled superiority.
>god knows they need it.
>>149194684>>149194717>trb just blantantly talking to himself on vpn nowholy bud1oly
>>149194647>this is the soulless numale bandwagoner final form
>>149193574he's not getting it this year even if he completely goes off in the next 2 games, no-showing gary last year ensured he is never winning an award ever again no matter how obvious it is
>>149194759Just your average Oiler fan desu. Entitled and prone to homoerotic outbursts about Red Deer.
>>149194733Enjoy watching the oilers lose tonight Mitchell? 1993
are soilers a KWABOTY contender if they lose?
>>149194794i enjoyed watching 04/17/22 kek
>>149194669Tfw they start Skinner in game 6. LOL. They falling for this meme again.
>>149194822florida is too OP for that. if they went up 2-0 and lost that would be more appropriate
>>149194347>goalie's fault you had 10 shots through 40 minutes on home ice yeah
>>149194880>xhe bubblin' againmust be xis time of the month
>>149194914Deep like Arashdeep. I Bains in Abby if you know what I am saying.
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Edmonton has a wife beater, a guy who got kicked off a team for verbally abusing a random employee, AND a guy who literally covered up sexual assault. Such a disgusting team yet the league props them up like a team everyone should rally around. They don’t deserve anything.
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DONT STAY RUN AWAY
HES ORDERED ASSASSINATION
>>149194905I’m enjoying watching Canada stumble again and the seethe of the Mongoloids here.
what type of cope is this that pickard is to blame for the loss when the soilers were down 2-0 before mcfaggot even had a shot on goal?
>june 20th game 7
garold...
>>149193064The weird thing for me is that Canadian teams have appeared in 7 finals since 1993, not counting this one, and lost them all. The odds of that are 1/128 (1/256 if they lose this one). And it’s not like they were getting swept in those series either - 5 of them went 7 games.
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6 goals away from my prediction being right
>>149195030Wow Canada sucks
>>149195030I usually like to meme and make fun of Canada but this is pretty confusing too. Is there that much of a pressure cooker atmosphere or something?
>>149195040they arent playing the knights...
>>149194983based and crack the skye pilled
>>149195066We don’t care about the western conference here
>>149195004Foreigners and communists are cheering for the Oilers. Good Canadian boys are cheering for the Panthers.
>>149194983>brent FIRED=(
I remember my mom taking me to windsor to buy skates because the exchange rate was so low and it wasnt a hassle. We also took a family trip to some indoor arcade that had a roller coaster too :)
what makes players like marchand and bennet so good? perhaps where they come from?
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the panthers are the dirtiest team in the league because reddit and sportsnet and twitter told me so
>>149195131As someone familiar with the topic it's wild how much your service members hate Canada. Lower the cost of dip please
>>149195143now that. THAT, was a great story anon
>>149195073Wearing this shirt to my job (boeing airline pilot)
>>149195154Bring back enforcers
>>149195065many of those were cinderalla runs that ended up losing to the better team and we unironically don't care when "our" teams are captained by foreigners, mcGOAT losing b2b to >sunbelt would be devastating though
>>149195168dip is for baseball and soccer players desu
>>149195154Kane is such a little faggot.
>>149195179It was good times. We brought my friend who was having a Diabetic shock thing so we ran laps in the hotel. Also there was some weird channel that was playing perpetual Simpsons episodes. This was probably 2003
>>149195207Devastatingly funny.
>>149195236did you meet samir?
>>149195209hockey players use snus
>>149195209No
>>149195243No but I got a long story on Omar Kardashian or whatever the fuck
I FUCKING LOVE YOU MARCHANNNDDDDDDDDDD
>>149195209Actually I retract this statement because I remember hearing a story where Probert used to smoke in the locker room 2-3 times during practice. If he can do it, we all can do it
>>149195209Or for Dag Nasty
you should be allowed to smoke on the ice
>Edmongolians really thought they were winning a cup with a Skinner/Pickard tandem
>>149195441I still get good vibes whenever I hear Holiday. Talk about a Pavlov reaction.
this is our lives on bud1day
>>149195496Series isn’t over dumbfuck
>>149194964Their owner has been accused of a bunch of fucked up shit too. They are a trash organization and they should never be supported as Canada’s Team no matter how hard Rogers shills for them.
There isn't going to be a riot if the Oilers lose. It would improve Edmonton and that would mean they have less things to whine about.
>>149195842>tennesseeyou're the only ten i see
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SOON
Panthers would've swept if Josh Mahura was still playing defense for them desu
>>149195149get garys smug shit eating fat fucking face off this general i am sick of looking at him
12 and a half hours before the grand prix
>tAkEs OnE tO kNoW oNe
weak comeback
The Ontario Provincial Police don't think much of Bud
>>149196350The CEO of 23andMe was a Yale women's hockey player, now she wants to sell my DNA to the North Koreans
Hope /our/ kitties can seal the deal!
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Pretty neat Gary. What a coincidence that all the latest cup wins were in places you are heavily invested in growing the market! You are one lucky bastard
>he only has 23 chromosomes
I got some DNA right here for ya pal
Calling it 23isme would have made more sense if you think about it.
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>oilels getting back to back Conn Smythe winners without winning the Stan Lee Cup
>Edmonton has the two best forwards in the league and the best player in the world
>their fans still think it's unfair when they choke (again)
Why can't Edmonton fans ever admit the faults of their team?
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>McDavid and Draisaitl are leading playoff scoring by 10 points
McDavid will still win the Conn Smythe this year. The Marchand and Bennett memes need to end
>>149196501>1 goal in the finals>Conn Smythe?
>>149196535>the finals>Conn SmytheNoob
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>>149196385Your team is brilliant and run by Maurice
>>149196391Your team is shit and run by retards.
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This is the Gary PD. I’m here about some posts that have surfaced online, open up.
My Debbies would've swept the Oilels
>>149196501I think there's a case to be made for Bennett if he gets more goals before the votes are cast.
And with McDavid, I'm sure that if Florida is leading Game 6 5-0 after 2 periods, some of the voters are going to think something like "he gets points, but can't win when it matters" or even "isn't it kinda cruel if this happens again?"
>>149196501Gary is fucking pissed that he didn't come out and accept the trophy last year though
>>149196697An unlifted Conn Smythe two years in a row would be a record that would go unbroken in Gary’s 1000 hocreich.
>>149194318Jesus, South Park is the one that threw me.
>>149194318can we see a 1980 list
>>149194318Now do one for Olympic gold
>>149193789>webm theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4
The entire oilers team just looked tired tonight. wtf is their problem? Are they completely out of gas while panthers are energized?
skipped my beer league game today
ex girlfriend showed up at my house because she can't figure out closure
edmonton blows it
so it goes
>>149196836awful bargain bin goaltending
>>149196697give it to marchand this year
>>149196838sorry to hear that. i had a "small miracle" happen to me unexpectedly today. keep on keepin' on my friend
>marchand keeps ekholm to the outside
>SCAAARS
lankletbro's...
>>149196841They couldn’t score worth a fuck today
Most players kept choosing not to shoot and make a gay pass
>>149196488K E K
KWAB
IMAGINE NOT SEEING YOU'RE TEAM WIN A CUP
>>149196488Heartbreaking? No, that's just unfortunate.
The >laffs, now THAT is heartbreaking
>>149196488>username is DanyHeatley>wants oilers to win a cup???
Hey Edmonton you don't have to cry but what you do need to do is eat this.
*hands you a Swedish egg sandwich*
There's still hope.
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>>149196997redpill me on that tube spread
>>149197016It's fish paste
>>149197016>>149197036>>149197045it's actually ok, not great, not terrible, doesn't taste very "fishy"
really hits the spot sometimes
salty as fuck tho
>>149196997looks good to me
>>149196997I have kallen mätitahna in the fridge
>>149197249They lifted a banner for a draft they hosted?
I feel like punching somebody
>>149193155>>149193112>>149194318I was 6 months old when Habs won their last cup and I'll tell you how disinterested people are in Montreal to watch the Stanley Cup Finals right now despite a Canadian team is playing. More people in bars watched UEFA Nations League and F1 races rather than the Stanley Cup Finals. This isn't a cope, most people outside of Quebec barely cared that Habs appeared in finals after 28 years, you think people in Vancouver, Ottawa, Winnipeg, or Toronto even cares that Edmonton is in the finals?
>>149197330New Canadians don’t like wypipo sports
>>149197356You've seen Maple Leafs fans?
Missed this game, but like I was saying after last game I never believed in the Oilers and my neckties would beat them all day. Hard truth
No seriously will the Habs Management let a R*ssian break Guy Lafleur's record?
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ah yessss.. nubian... we plenty of that i thinkuhh
>>149197537qu'est-ce que c'est
this saints row game is bad ass. great soundtrack.
hoping the wifey lets me borrow 200 more good boy points so I can put a switch 2 on lawaway tomorrow
>>149197977what are you doing rn?
>>149197985rigging up the fire alarm to wake up the wifey so I can ask her my question
hockey? at this time of night? localized entirely within this genny?
>>149198013saw you post this gimmick back in october had a good laugh then
>>149198013I watched the game, shit posted with /hoc/. Not much more to talk about because I don't care who wins. It's entertaining hockey. Still baffling to me how the Oilers made it this far. They look like shit.
>>149198013This is how I imagine all late night posters
>>149198139I look like this and I say this
which goalie do lels start in game 6?
bedard? he needs to be Corrected.
>>149198251Skinner and hope he finds his game. While Pickard has been more consistent, that just means he's been playing like the backup tendie that he is. With Skinner there's some upside, maybe.
i wonder if Gary has ever said the n-word
>>149198139Sam's looking rough
current listenings: big micky mcdonald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alSUZP0_7o4
To think the season would be over if Kitties didn't throw game 4
>>149198505nhl?
nucks?
nunavut?
>>149198277dmitry "conn smythe" kulikov
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>>149192909>hours of pregame mcfaggot hype>rat silences them allGood
>>149195392>7 year old meme
>>149199344Love me cup, love me beach.
Is it time for the NHL to step in and do something about this franchise?
crazy how good marchand has been
My ideal ending, rat gets a hat trick to clinch cup and mcdoofus gets mvp AGAIN.
>>149198559you alright Swede boi
https://youtu.be/1Z1z7oipqPc?feature=shared
>>149198559huge yacht rock guy myself
If Oilers don’t win it, can we end the McDavid and Crosby debate?
>>149199584If the rat gets a hat trick the Conn Smythe is as good as his.
How is McDiva the captain again? Minus his German lover you’d get the impression the other guys on the team aren’t even allowed to speak to him. The vibes just seem terrible on that team.
Don’t hang it on autism or social awkwardness either because that’s not it. Barkov is a quiet and shy guy and his team goes on and on about how despite that he’s very funny and an extremely kind person and I’ve never heard the same said about McMuffin.
>>149194174love to see him kicking ass
hate to know the boys club sucks dick
hate to know the boys club let it happen
bruins will suck until sweeney and neely are gone
and hes on FL's THIRD LINE? there's not a third line in the league that can keep up with Marchand.
Marchand being the one to school and humiliate McDavid just feels so right
>>149200253McDavid is basically Crosby but instead of being the charming kind of awkward he's the "wouldn't go alone in a dark alley with" kind of awkward.
>>149193038>>149193106they weren't doing anything this year so they let him go to the team he wanted so he could win
how is that bad?
he's still a free agent at the end of the season
Supposing Oilers lose and the scoring spread between Draisaitl and McDavid doesn't change. Do they give Conn Smythe to Drai this time because he has a couple more goals?
Back against the wall, at Floridas barn, do or die, McDavid legacy on the line, can Edmonton bring it to 7?
>>149200540Would be nice for kitties to end this at home.
>>149199780really nice script this year
>>149200524if gary had balls he'd give it to mcgaykid again for the lolz
Oilers don’t want it as bad. Why? Couldn’t tell ya but it’s obvious watching them play
>>149200595Everyone was sluggish out there, pal-chama
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DIG DEEP SISTERS?
UH OH STINKY
What’s crazy is McDavid’s wife just opened a bar in Edmonton so odds are he’s not going anywhere.
>>149200716Does the bar have cups?
>>149200813No there's a kiddie pool in the middle of the room filled with beer and everyone drinks out of it with ladles
>>149200716They could install a manager to run the property.
>>1492000064 for me
0/4 on connections
>>149200330He's just an autistic gooner that should never have married. Imagine how happy he could be in a different house without black walls and uncomfortable seating.
>>149193293Don't bully skinner. It's the managers fault for always staying with a low tier goaliesand never improving in that position
/Hoc/ is where I want to be
But I guess I'm already there
Bud1, trb lifted up her wings
I guess that this must be the kwab
>accuse the Stars organization of mocking a dead kid because they played La Bamba (super sacred victory song no one else is allowed to play)
>have cosmic melty and demand the stars DJ be fired and stars fans give you money to soothe your asshurt
>change victory song to popular gay anthem Pink Pony Club the following year
>get buttfucked by Florida for the second time in a row
Love that for Edmonton. Psychotic fanbases deserve nothing. Gary is a just and reasonable man.
Connor needs to tell everyone to dig in
>>149201058Shut the fuck up dylan
>>149201058>Psychotic fanbases deserve nothing.no milly?
>>149201101That's how he got his heated driveway kwab
Marchand has more goals in this series than McDavid and Draisaitl combined
>>149201058Wait, it's not La Bamba anymore?
>>149201134>>149201135>no milly?Not for you. Good luck running that tandem back next year.
>>149201167Nope. They changed it to an unironic pride song.
>>149193038>>149193106>>149193181I would laughed my ass off if Brad signs with Habs
Total time leading in Stanley Cup Final
>Panthers – 200:25
>Oilers – 33:51
>>149201190Oilers couldn’t even win one game in regulation
>>149201216But enough about the Soilers
mcdavid is probably better than Mario Lemieux and Wayne Gretzky
>>149201231you mean the team that destroyed the stars?
give em time
>>149201101They should have known what would happen when they signed Perry
>>149201255That’s as close to a Stanley Cup as the Soilers will ever come again until the inevitable fold and relocation. Hang that banner because that’s where it all ended for the Soilers this year.
>>149201159Brad winning the Conn Smythe would make sense but I'm convinced McMeme will get it for
the second time.
>>149201239McMeme and Matthews would play like utter shit during the dead puck era
>>149201239Wayne- 4 cups
Mario- 2 cups
McDoofus- 0 cups/-2 cups
No
>>149201180https://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18?si=QnoUU0jKhDr0Vbl2
its so bad
>>149201180Pink Pony Club is a gay song? I just thought it was a catchy girl tune, never listened to the lyrics
>>149201332>>149201180its so jewish. make a christian girl sing about faggotry no matter what her mama says is jeish garbage
>>149201334>Pink Pony Club is a song by Chappell Roan that is inspired by her experience at a real gay bar in Los Angeles called The Abbey. The song uses the "Pink Pony Club" as a metaphor for a place of queer liberation and belonging
>>149201334It's about being a troon stripper no matter what anyone says
>dead puck era
The moment somebody mentions this quintessentially jewish phrase I instantly do a 360 spin and leave the conversation
>>149201334>>149201356>tfw I finally know who the good guys are in this series
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>>149201306>That’s as close to a Stanley Cup as the Soilers will ever come again until the inevitable fold and relocationno, the team is 2 wins away from winning it all
unlike your shit team who is already golfing
stay assblasted about it
>>149201413kek oh fuck I had no idea. I can’t believe La Bamba died for this
>>149201394>I instantly do a 360 spin and leaveI convinced you do that regularly when you come across a blonde woman getting raped by a bunch of Achmeds
>>149200330Looks like Asian Gilbert Gottfried, wtf?
>>149201426>no, the team is 2 wins away from winning it allNot even you believe that’s still a possibility
>>149201470That chick with the big forehead looks like Caillou, wtf?
>>149201462Extremely American post, must be a Laffs or Deadmonton fan
>>149201413I wanna know whose idea this was
*bops pink pony club*
i'm only doing this ironically guys i swear
>>149201496or a pack of Somali niggers, pick one
>>149201531Thats so fucked.
I never saw this before. OIlers deserve to fucking lose
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>>149201531Gary is insulted by this type of hollow ass kissing
What’s Calgarys goal song?
If only Walman did a griddy things would turnaround for the team
>>149201610Their win song is Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash
>>149201610TNT by Alternate Current/Direct Current
>>149201486>Not even you believe that’s still a possibilitybeing retarded now?
2 wins away
the stars? lost to the oilers!!!!!
>>149201662>2 wins away Is this the Soilers equivalent of “2 more weeks”
>>149201332>>149201413>>149201450You're better off playing Ram Ranch as the goal song Jesus fucking Christ.
Hazza Kane and Tay-Tay must be given lifelong bans to Amerant Bank Arena if the Panthers want to win game 6.
Good to know even in the middle of the Stanley Cup Final we are still discussing the Calgary Flames
>>149201680no its the equivalent of the stors are golfing cause they couldnt managed to beat the oilers of all teams for the second year in a row
it was so devastating the stors fired their coach
lmao
it wont help
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>let the coping begin
>>149201812>your shit team started golfing a whole week before my shit team started golfing >implying firing PDB was a bad thingYou sound like a broken buck.
>>149201879the oilers arent golfing mr broken buck
keep crying
>its a good thing when the team admits their coach was the problem
shit management from top to bottom
>>149201912>t-t-theres still a chance Soilers have already reserved their tee times for when game 7 would’ve occurred had they not been bent over a barrel by Florida.
>dylan posting
We dont need a bud tier poster again we were doing just fine without
>>149201394I wish Florida had a navy alternative. I just don’t like wearing bright red colors.
>>149201931Keep running it back with Gumby I’m sure one of these years he’ll finally outcoach that better coach with the better team.
>>149201950>there isnt a chancewe're talking about the oilers not the stars who are already golfing
>>149201878Sidney makes Mcmeme look like a joke
>>149201989Soilers can’t even win against the Panthers in regulation. It’s over game 6.
>>149201986he doesnt need to out coach anyone its hockey not football
the coach doesnt do shit
but you are a sunbelt retard who thinks the coach is the problem and not the garbage roster nill is icing
>>149202022>he doesnt need to out coach anyoneGotta compensate for having the shittier team and goalies somehow.
>>149202019>Soilers can’t even win against the Panthers in regulationwhy does that matter
winning 4 games in ot is the same as winning 4 in regulation
this just some dumb cope
>It’s over game 6.you dont know shit, as you thought the stars could beat the oilers
now stfu broken buck
>>149202045>Gotta compensate for having the shittier team and goalies somehow.team was still better than anything the stars put on the ice
lmao
>>149202046I know the Panthers are head and shoulders above the oilers because I have eyes and brain.
>>149202072maybe you have those body parts but they dont work worth a damn
again you thought the stars were good
and they lost to the oilers
LMAO
>>149202071>his Stanley cup is beating Dallas Glad you’re coming to terms with it
>>149202099more retarded implications from the loser who lost
cope harder
>>149202098Are you arguing the Oilers are playing better than the Panthers? Not even you believe that come on now.
>>149202123no im arguing that the oilers are playing better than the stars and that your dumb ass thought the stars were good
so again stfu loser you lost
>>149201531HAHAHAHAHA
>>149201878>play alberta>doesn't play wellWhoops!
>>149202122>>149202144>b-b-but we beat the Stars That’s your Stanley Cup lmao. Oilers and Dallas will both finish cupless so it’s really all you have left.
Tuesday night game 6?
Gary this is unacceptable...
>>149202181That was the last trophy they will touch.
>>149202198Gary will instruct the zebras to do everything to extend the series and give us an extra weekend game.
>>149202181>That’s your Stanley Cup lmao.loser cope
>Oilers and Dallas will both finish cupless so it’s really all you have left.no, the oilers beat dullass
pretending the finish is the same is LOSER COPE
>>149202144>no im arguing that the oilers are playing better than the starsI don’t know if that’s really a compelling argument for why you think they’ll beat Florida. Good banner material though
>We Played Better Than The Stars, 2025
>>149202257The result is the same regardless of finish. No cup. Being a back to back loser in the final isn’t an accomplishment any team aspires to
Is anybody going to be mad if the islanders don't pick Schaefer?
>>149202268>I don’t know if that’s really a compelling argument for why you think they’ll beat Florida.you're right the stars are so fucking garbage beating them was meaningless
>>149193486Someone is going to Atlanta voluntarily
>>149202353>you're right the stars are so fucking garbage beating them was meaninglessWould explain why Florida is raping and embarrassing the Oilers so badly
>>149202304>Being a back to back loser in the final isn’t an accomplishment any team aspires toneither is being beaten by the team in back 2 back seasons who lost in the cup
but those dumb stars did
which is why you're coping like this
Now that we’re awaiting the verdict who would like to hear my thoughts on the Hockey Canada trial?
>>149202379>Would explain why Florida is raping and embarrassing the Oilers so badlyhaha yeah the stars are fucking garbage
>>149202316gary sinise lookin mf
It must not be easy for the Oilers fans to cope this morning. They can’t blame the refs.
>>149202385>>149202402I’m glad you’re coming to terms with Florida repeating :)
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>>149202406This is their latest cope
>>1492024142 wins away retard
you keep praying that florida saves you from further embarrassment cause your shit team couldnt
>>149202440>2 more wins >trust the plan >Reffies are in controlLmao
>>149202453>save me florida!!!!!buck broken
>they're putting anabolic steroids in their DQ Blizzard
https://youtu.be/YuDdfB_WpYA
>>149202438Holy moly, the Wheel of Excuses ® is no more a Boston thing.
>>149202438Nah their cope is that they totally would have won if Hyman wasn't injured, because even though they totally fixed their depth issues, a complimentary player getting hurt is enough to send them into a tailspin
>>149202467You’ll still be seetheposting about how the Soilers can still win when Florida hoists the cup on Tuesday won’t you?
>>149202524>hes still praying that florida saves himbuck broken
>Dylan hiding behind Florida after Samir raped him
Jej
What’s unfortunate is that after McDavid’s meltdown last year getting memed on so hard he refused to participate in the Amazon special again this year so we probably won’t get to witness the even bigger and more glorious meltdown he has when Florida wins again
>>149202560that's a risk I'm willing to take
>>149202537>>149202552Tkachuk will be a 2x cup winner before McDavid. I think that means he’s better than McDavid
>>149202591>will betop cuck
Some pictures may not age well.
>>149202591sound reasoning
>>149202596sore pussy
>>149202606>florida save me!!!!!
>>149202623peds all over this play
he got them from aaron
Fucking love watching the Soilers get reamed.
>>149202647peak cuck behaviour
>>149202615If anyone needs saving atm it’s the Soilers. They’re gonna need SVU detectives to officiate the next game with all the raping that’s been happening
>>149202667>florida save meeeeeeeeeeeee
>real retard hours
Ill come back later
>>149202701lmao
this is from the buck broken cuck desperately praying another team wins
There goes 5’3” Edmonton superfan, Mitch Ryan.
>>149202722>desperately praying This implies Florida would require a miracle to win. In reality it’s just the likeliest outcome by very possible metric. That’s why you’re so mad right now.
>>149202751>muh implicationskeep praying cuck
the stors got btfo lmao
I made a ham and mustard sandwich
>>149202779Favorite of mine as well.
>>149202734I want everyone at /hoc/ to wish Mitch Ryan a Happy Birthday and be extra nice to him, regardless of how nasty he is in return
>because it's funny is why happy 27th birthday, Mitch, many happy returns and such
>>149202779>Finnish cuisineBleak.
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>>149202916you made a banner for getting btfo
well done
>>149202937>you made a banner for getting btfofor you
>>149202968thanks i guess, not that i want it
pretty desperate all things considered
Think I'll get a blizzard today >:3