LIVERPOOL GOT SNUBBED AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

We're so fucking pathetic...

>>149201018 (OP)
You legitimately have no life outside of this website do you lmao

>>149201018 (OP)
What happened?? I thought we had pull...

>>149201052
DELETE THIS LAAAAAAAAA THE 97 SHOULDNT HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!

dave completely mindbroken and resorting to behaving like a /pw/ poster again

>>149201130
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/dave/country/CA

The fucking state of you lad

>>149201192
But call him dave and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.”

Our Egyptian king... a poof...

There's really far too much Liverpool chat in this general and not nearly enough conversation about Sheffield United

Wish it was next season to watch Liverpool get exposed honestly

Liversissy absolutely mindbroken lmao

Imagine if Gyökeres ends up having to stay at Sporting because he rejected United and then got rejected by Arsenal and no one else wants him.

>>149201458
And then he throws out a fit and cuts his goalscoring numbers in half (or more) and ends up being forced to go somewhere like Turkey or the Netherlands because no one wants to deal with his contract drama.
The white Osihmen

Hello, is this trans?

>>149201335
love that early 2000s sunglasses are back in fashion

>>149201507
Yes, as in transfers NOT transexuals.

Oh dear... what set off the livertranny?

Liverpool LOST

>>149201616
They're so shit lol

>>149201537
I thought this is a transportation thread

Mad how broken this lad is

>>149201728
>Le Bus
Car Chads cant stop winning.

>>149201783
Was about to stop but now I'll continue. Get rekt, loser :)

>>149201336
At this point I'm astonished you've even bothered posting that. This general is completely irredeemable.

Wait until it's reported as spam and the pro United posts disappear and you realise it's Dave melting down over the SNUB and LARPing as a scouser

mad thing is it's the most on-topic the thread's been since wirtz got confirmed as a liverpool player

>Agent Trent

BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149202027
Gave me a chuckle. They actually thought they were getting Bellingham.

>>149202027
I'm still sobbing la

>thread makes a minor joke at liverpools expense
>schizo has a melty and spends his day spamming

Why can they give it but not take it?

>>149202124
Liverpool are ALWAYS the victims. Just ignore the fact that they looted and pissed on their on dead supporters.

>>149202124
They've always been soft cunts. Look at when Klopp had a melty because nobody believed his "the grass was too long" excuses.

dave really upset about these liverpool photos

>>149202124
they can't hack the banter

>>149202124
what's wrong with posting photos of the premier league champions in the premier league thread?

>>149202311
Spamming

>>149202372
What makes it spamming? It's all on-topic.

>>149202372
>Image board
>Board dedicated to sport
>Images of the winners of said sport
Where does spamming come in to it?

>>149202396
Posting 62 low quality images with no text is spamming.

>>149202418
Why? It's all on-topic.

>>149202417
So why didn't you spam in any of the threads that didn't have a little joke about Liverpool in the OP?

Just screams of melty.

>>149202436
Spamming low quality images with no text in a football transfer news thread is off topic.

>>149202455
Low quality images of what specifically?

>>149202418
>>149202444
This is a thread dedicated to the English Premier League. Liverpool are champions of that league. 4chan is an image board. These are images of Liverpool celebrating winning the English Premier League. What part is confusing you?

>>149202463
Not transfer news (the thread topic)

>>149202480
This is a premier league transfer thread. Not a Liverpool image dump thread.

>>149202494
>>149202481
Liverpool are Premier League champions

>>149202481
What does /epl. in the OP stand for?

>>149202503
What does that have to do with transfer news?

>>149202494
>This is a premier league transfer thread.
The premier league was transferred from Man City to Liverpool.

>>149202512
>formerly /epl/
Meaning not /epl/. Education is that bad in Liverpool?

>>149202533

>>149202513
The trophy was transferred into their cabinet.

Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool deal?

>>149202580
makes me gag on cock every time

JANNY this is spamming/flooding
STOP IT NOW

your young 'nesses

>>149202619
>evading a ban

>>149202636
Which one has the best bunda?

>>149202533
This is a thread about transfers, mainly focussed on the English Premier League, these are image of the team that won said league. This is an imageboard. What part of this concept is confusing you?

>>149202599
Based scouser

>>149202695
Why does he look so zesty? Like he looks like he sucks cock all the time.

dave is now writing gay fantasies in the thread again

Real talk for just a moment. So Liverpool have
>Paid 150m for a player
>Who's already had two ACLs
>Is on the brink of being burnt out
>Put him on 400kpw
>After the only other two interested clubs balked at the financial demands
>And it's the ABLs who are mad
Very strange.

>>149202794
alri citymong, good to see you awake

>>149202806
Why are you upset? You got the player you wanted

>>149202814
i'm not upset, i just said hello lad lol

what triggered this unstoppable reaction?

>>149202869
LAL what else?

>>149202794
Very bad deal

>>149202869
Liversissy having a melty because OP made fun of Liverpool getting snubbed

>Real Madrid are already working on signing Ibou Konate on a free next year.
They cant keep getting away with this

christ i thought yesterday was getting bad, this is a new level.
well it's an old level that we haven't seen as much lately.

>>149202935
unfortunately the only real way to dissuade that behavior is just let the player trying to leave for a free rot on the bench for the rest of his contract. but kinda hard to do that

dave fuming his little op thing backfired so badly on him lol

>>149202942
Liversissy is mentally ill kek

amazing how we can all set our team allegiances aside and enjoy -through the art of photography- the unbridled joy on the faces of the victorious Liverpool players

can't wait for some good football today. Who have you got in the under 21s?

I reckon every OP has Liverpool slander in it from now on. I wanna see how long Liversissy can keep the spam up.

dave pretending he hasn't been making early threads for weeks to make sure he gets to slander 'pool in the OP again

>>149203128
Scousers don't have jobs mate

What are the odds he'll stop at 96 images out of respect for the dead?

Liverpool fans resorting to posting PICTURES OF THEIR TEAM WINNING THE PREMIER LEAGUE in response to dave spamming his usual bbc fanfic and transfer headcanon.

Pathetic. We win again homelessbros

>>149203226
larger than life, special moment forever captured in time

>>149203183
Kek

kek what a snubbed bitchmade club that will never win anything ever again

>>149203436
I know that feel :(

>>149203436
Why are we such cuckies...

>>149203183
Is it still 96 after the parade?

I was at the Man U store purchasing some more merchandise like the obedient customer I am, someone said we finished 15th? That can't' be true surely? We spent £600m when Tag Hag was manager there's no way we possibly finished that low right?

I wish Sir Alan Ferguson was still our manager

I was at the mosque when someone told me that Isa Slot broke up with ar Konaté... that's surely not true...

>He's thinking about black men's willies again
Truly mindbroken

we got caicedo la, we're fukken back la

>>149203114
For me it's Bayern Munich v Auckland City

>Isa Slot
>Is a Slot
lmao

>>149203615
Sorry la'... its just on my mind 24/7

>>149203601
confirming this as untrue. slotto watches him in training and sees his bulge. thinks about how his big black king kong balls were slamming against isa's little pink arsehole a few hours earlier.

>15th place
>Snubbed by Mbeumo
>Snubbed by Gyokeres
At what what point are we done as a top 6 club? We haven't won a European cup for 8 years, even Spurs won one last season ffs.

>>149203650
OH HO HO HO BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>SHE
>IS
>A
>SLUT

>>149203601
nice trip dave

I'd no Premier League title for 13 years to be a Man United fan right now....

>>149203650
nominative determinism wins again

what are we all watching then
england u21s or club world cup?

>>149203665
I've seen Slotto drooling while watching Konate train. This is true.

>>149203688
My name is Stevie :3

Fellow Unitedcustomers, who do we reckon we'll get in Europe next season?Y'know, seeing as we're 100% playing in a European competition nrxt year...

>>149203723
golf

>>149203746
I just hope you don't batter us again. We're so fucking shit aha

>>149203746
Mate, fellow Unitedcustomer here, we actually didn't qualify for Europe last season...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/boring

>>149203763
Mate are you serious? Well we at least finished in the top 8 right?

Konate is so hot

>>149203777
Mate, I hate to break it to you, but we actually didn't....

>>149203785
I agree

>>149203798
Mate, seriously? Damn. Where did we finish? 9th or 10th?

I can't stop watching cuck porn

My wife just found a Manc BVLL on tinder

>>149203813
Mate, it was actually worse than that.....

>>149203827
Mate, seriously??? Tell me wee didn't finish as low as 12th?

how are liverpool fans feeling about not being invited to the world cup despite being the biggest club in england?

reckon this thread is proof dave should be permabanned tbqh

>>149203820
Aha why are we like this

genuinely embarrassing performance from dave here today

>>149203844
Mate, it was actually even worse than that....We finished FIFTEENTH, despite the fact we've literally spent more money than Man Cirty in the last decade.

>>149203847
We're fucking shit lmao

>>149203723
England obviously. CWC is commercialized nonsense

>>149203862
Mate? Seriously? Well thats incredibly humilating....We did win a trophy though right?

>>149203847
WHAT WE'RE NOT IN IT???! THATS SO FUCKING HUMILIATING...

When is Bellingham coming? Agent Trent must have got him by now...

Bizarre thread

>>149203870
Mate....15th place? With NO trophies? Honestly, that;s so fucking embarrassiing. But at the end of the day the owners don't spenfd any money do they? We have the worst owners in football who don't spend anything, right?

>>149203893
Scousers are mentally ill. FIFA literally banned them from stadiums in the World Cup.

as always, /epl/ and /trans/ could be saved by rangebanning all UK flags

>>149203906
Mate, you're not going to believe this, but we've literally spent £1 billion in the last decade, and last season we finished 15th in the league, and won NOTHING/

>finishing 15th and winning nothing
based

>finishing 1st
cringe

Why are we such cucks

>>149203953
Mate, seriously? What about our pull? We've signed Mbeumo and Gyokeres though yeah?

>>149203977
I have to agree

>>149203981
Just in our DNA la

>>149203986
Mate, we haven't signed eithet of them. Gyokeres wants to go to Arsenal because they "want to win trophies" and Mbuemo wants to sign for Spurs. I honestly don't get it mate, we're MANCHESTER UNITED! Alan Ferguson used to be our manager!

>the lad pretending to be a manc is talking about how shite united is
>dave pretending to be a scouser is talking about black men's penises
fucking state of it

Is Bellingham coming this summer?

>>149204060
No la he snubbed us because he "wants to win trophies".

>>149204036
Mate, I don't get it either. What about our pull? We offer £300k a week to average players and they still don't sign? It makes no sense.

as a united customer and a slut for bbc, i want to see adama traore, osimhen and zambo-anguissa playing at old trafford next season

>>149204075
WHAT?! I FEEL FUCKING SICK! WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PULL?! WE JUST PAID WIRTZ 400K A WEEK LA...

>>149204080
Mate I don't get it either. It's almost as if players don't want to play in a rat infested stadium and finish lower mid-table.

>>149201192
Canadian on the ropes after this brutal exposure

>>149204098
I know la... even with the highest wages in the league we can't get big players...

>>149204098
I think it turned out to be £200k. Less than for Cunha

Proof, if any more were needed, that Cunha will outperform Floptz next season

>>149204121
>>149204127
400k and they still don't want us... Will we EVER be a big club?

fuck me /trans/ used to be fun, now it's just schizos.

>>149204113
Ah well, at least I can take comfort from the fact we've won the league in the last decade, and certainly haven't finshed in the bottom half recently

>>149204146
>now

>>149204139
I don't think so. Players are saying that our title has an asterisk next to it la...

>>149204153
i remember that based anon who used to make meme edits from the golden era of trans and then he was like 'no good memes pop up any more' and not seen him since.

>>149204162
WOW... JUST WOW... WE WIN 2 TITLES IN THE WEAKEST SEASONS OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE ERA AND SUDDENLY THEYRE ASTERISK TITLES?!?

WTFFFFFF

>>149204152
Mate.....
We haven't won the league for 12 years.....
> and certainly haven't finshed in the bottom half recently
Mate, we finished FIFTEENTH last season. FIFTEENTH!

You guys are fucking weird.

>>149204198
It seems we're destined to be a tiny pathetic club la...

Liverpoo and Manure customers should all be banned from this thread. The quality would improve massively

dave has truly gone off the deep end this time

>>149204206
Yeah but in fairness we've got the worst owners in the league mate, they literally don't spend anything on the team. They're absolutely awful. NO OWNERS ARE WORSE THAN THE GLAZERS, WHEN YOU CONSIDER HOW THEY'VE LITERALLY SPENT NOTHING, EVER.

pl is boring. city or liverpool win lol.

Heard you were talking shit about us
>reads thread
actually no you weren't talking about us at all, carry on

>>149204267
Mate, spent nothing? We''ve spent literally a billion pounds in the last 10 years. And we just finished 15th.

>>149204278
Next season is Newcastle’s year, I can feel it in me bones lad

>>149204278
Liverpool have won it twice in their history

>>149204192
I think it’s a consequence of the fact that we are getting older. Used to be most people here were just having a laugh in general and not taking life too seriously. Now you have a weird mixture with a lot of people who have been here too long and a) see it as an enjoyable/brief excursion for frank football chat across clubs that you don’t get on social media or boomer fan forums, or b) their lives are going terribly and this is the one place they can pretend to themselves that a specific football narrative exists and spam schizo headcanon nonsense

>>149204346
And have gotten a better player than TAA in Frimpong (a defender who can actually defend). Wirtz, probably the best talent attacking mid in the world. He makes Havertz look world class for Germany. Kerkez, one of the best defenders in the league. If they sign a striker they'll walk the league.

>>149204293
Mate, I can't believe that. But at least we haven't done anything embarrassing like lose a final to Tottenham Hotspur or nothing like that.

>>149204375
Mate, you're not going to believe this....

>>149204354
pretty much. the good posters left or are extremely rare in the thread; towel anon, LRL, spurswede, FM brit anon, FM american anon, that newcastle lad....

but then a lot of them could have been gimmicks, i miss towel anon, meme maker anon and LRL the most. LRL just disappeared (she?) was great in /trans/ due to Italian media translation.

I warned you all about dave and my words went unheeded, hopefully now that he has pulled his own pants down you all recognize the ghoulish monster that he is

>>149204409
>>149204354
oh and oxford gimp, he didn't have any bias and chatted about any team positively and that was refreshing. guess he's just given up since oxford are championship now.

>>149204409
The rise of characterfags and the death of tripfags ruined this board

>>149204370
Nah every big team won't have an off season again

>>149204448
>death of tripfags
IF ONLY I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>149204435
Can you stop ruining the thread like Dave does? Cheers

>>149204409
>me not mentioned
travesty, tragedy, melancholic even soul shattering.

>>149204516
I don't ruin threads I simply don't add to them

>>149204437
I even miss the autistic thread-ruiners of the past, like King

>>149204528
you're not a pretty good poster and get lumped into potential vpn gimmicks, that's your issue.

Harry Mong just missed a sitter against Auckland City FC

>>149204649
Forgot .webm

>>149204617
mate there's no vpn in kuwait this rumor is baseless accusation.

Canadian flag is the worst poster by far

>>149204600
Then can you do it quietly and actually post about football instead of Dave? Cheers

>>149204691
He obviously dummied it to let that black lad score

in my experience, most schizos on this site, like in /vg/ generals, thrive off attention, so just have to ignore them and they aren't as bad. the annoying thing about the schizo(s) in this thread particularly is that they will sit there and literally talk to themselves every 60 seconds for hours on end. there's no stopping them. pure unfiltered mental illness

>>149204739
That’s just VPN yank doing his latest try hard gimmick

any updates on gyokeres to united situation?

Appalling thread

>>149204793
I think it's the Irish poster. I've noticed a lot less terrible Irish posts since Canadian flag arrived.

>>149204793
sure 190 will copy it soon.

>>149204739
He’s a genuinely cancerous faggot

>>149204836
He does suspiciously post about and defend Liverpool constantly.

can you imagine having to explain this behaviour to your father on father's day? it would genuinely make him string himself up.

>>149204849
we don't sign our posts here

>>149204933
Can you get a new gimmick please this one is really bad

>Scousemong destroys the thread because he was humiliated
Worse than Dave

>>149205029
alri citymong, you back after dinner then?

>>149205053
>dinner
>not tea

Nice one outing yourself Arsenal fan

Northerners don't call it dinner

>>149205169
I'm not from England lol

>>149204917
kek

>>149204867
It's blatant. His Irish IP probably got rangebanned.

lets all reconcile this, take a moment and have some introspection, maybe it's time to halt this behaviour. have some nice afternoon tea and calm down my sons

>>149205513
Corrr imagine how much spunk you could fit on that blonde lasses forehead

>>149204917
I don't think people like this have fathers active in their lives.

>>149205399
ask me any rudimentary question about Ireland, when I'm unable to.answer it correctly that will prove without a shadow of a doubt that I'm Canadian

>>149204836
You've noticed me posting in the /epl/ thread a lot less since the season ended? Well done m8, gold star for that one

Harry Mong has been taken off after 61 minutes against Auckland City FC - a team on a similar standard to 6th tier English clubs - having failed to score a single goal against them.

An absolute charlatan of a footballer.

Leeds make first summer signing

Leeds United have signed Lukas Nmecha on a free transfer after his contract expired at VfL Wolfsburg.

The 26-year-old forward will officially become a Leeds United player on July 1 and is the first confirmed arrival for Daniel Farke’s side of the summer transfer window, having spent the last four years playing in the Bundesliga.

The forward began his career in Manchester City's academy and made his Premier League debut in 2018, before then gaining further experience on loan at Preston North End, Middlesbrough and Anderlecht.

Having also spent time on loan with Wolfsburg, he then made the move permanent and has since played 73 games.

Nmecha is a full Germany international, making seven caps for his country.

This guy hates already United so bad

>'I'm speaking about the fact that you all used to sleep in the same bed when you were kids. You, Phil, Tracey, Neville, and your ma all slept in the same bed when you were kids. F***ing weirdos. Get back to playing cricket in Bury. F***ing Nike Air Force One. If I see you out in them lad... you are getting terrorised.

>His wife [Emma] doesn't like him, I've shown you on the video. She's not interested. He goes to her, "Right, 7:30? We need to presume [sic] our sexual intercourse now, from 7:30 to 7:45. We've got to do the warm-up now. Shall we throw the cones in the back garden? Go side to side". That's how he starts his warm up before he blasts his Mrs.

>Basically, he's a freak of nature, a freak of nature. If you got his hard drive, I bet you he watches porn but with Linkin Park music blasting through his earphones of something like that. Imagine how h***y he got when Sir David [Beckham] got the knighthood.

>He wants a knighthood next. He's the next one. Wait until you see the amount of a*** licking, a*** kissing, he gets up to now Sir David has got one

>Gary, please keep your head down or you will get emptied as well. I know they pay your wages and I don’t want to have to put you away. Worry about one of the other 3758 business things you’ve got going on. I’ll decide when it’s gone too far. Not you.'

>>149201052
kwab

>>149206364
He went from a Corbyn supporting Labour man to an alt right anti-woke grifter in the space of a week. A couple years before that he was quoting Nietzsche and wearing thick glasses.

Barton is a genuinely hollow person with no real beliefs

>>149205671
Ask yourself why you’re so annoying instead

>>149206077
>Nmecha
Jesus wept. So much for the Red Bull money.

>Ten (TEN) (TEN!!!) goals for Bayern versus Auckland City
>Harry Mong got zero (nil) (nul) (Liverpool trebles) of them
L M A O

>>149206975
something about me makes you insecure is my best guess

>>149207227
No you’re just a terrible boring poster. You should reflect on this and try to be better

wtf was happening earlier with the Liverpool spam ?!

>>149207430
the failure of the NHS

>>149206159

>>149207406
your stalker gimmick isn't exactly putting butts in seats

>>149207544
You’re trying too hard again. Wind your neck in

>>149207430
In rapid succession three different people mentioned
>Liverpool being snubbed by Caicedo
>Liverpool thinking TAA was poaching Bellingham to join him when really it was the reverse
>Liverpool being rinsed for Wirtz
>Some anons (who I assume are chads) laughed
It mindbroke the resident Scouser to the point he spammed pics of Liverpool winning the title last season (albeit a weak league during the upcycle and with embarrassing amounts of refball).

>>149207817
>resident Scouser
was obviously a dave falseflag. you've been conned.

>>149207881
you're replying to dave

Mad how you always hear about players learning a foreign language before a move but there wasn't a peep about Trent doing it

>>149207940
good point

>>149206364
he'd fit in well here

>>149207945
Didn't want his house firebombed probably.

>>149207817
This is exactly what happened

>pingpong

Likely one of the chads I mentioned btw >>149208137

citymong still going i see

>>149207113
Wait, I thought Muller retired/was let go from Bayern?

>>149208719
transfermarkt says his contract expires july 31, so i guess he's gonna play til then

>>149204192
I still remember quite a bit on here complaining about the carvery poster as well. Don't think they knew that was the pinnacle of /trans/ back then.

>>149207113
Man.. their capo won't be happy

>>149208834
Oh right, that makes sense

>>149209651
it is sort of a weird date for an end of contract, because if he wants to go to another club and not retire he will get zero preseason, unless the club signing him can get him out of his contract early
there is probably some clause or something that if he finds a new contract the bayern one terminates

>>149209749
He's been with them for so long that part of me thinks exiting probably wasn't really a huge talking point when it came to signing a new contract. But you're probably right, there probably is some sort of early release clause if conditions are met.

Anybody ever feel like Londoners are speaking a different language? I genuinely cant understand what arsenal fans say half of the time

>>149210506
>Londoners
you mean blacks

>>149210506
Yookay moment

>>149210576
Whites in london speak the same too nowadays

>>149210506
I'm so glad I can't relate

>>149210506
>used to be a rude boy ting
Whatever the hell this means I'm sure it has never been true

>>149210600
grim

Shut in virgins unable to recognise slang lmao of course

>>149210753
We don't talk like that here in England.

>>149210753
I'm not a teenager so I don't care what the current slang is

>>149207113
Based Sir Arry not wanting to dunk on a sorry bunch of amateurs like the Paladin of Sportsmanship that he is.

Nothing more cringe than white zoomers trying to speak black.

>>149213995
the guy in that post is like 40, this is him
https://x.com/SkyNews/status/1101376524874366976

>>149210635

Cunha seems like a decent lad in his interviews

>>149213892
Auckland actually marked him out of the match, was the only thing they did correctly.

>>149213056

how much of this thread is a liverpool image dump
how cringe can you get

>>149215064
disregard, i suck cocks (black ones specifially)

dave being neeky again

goooooooal

This is the worst trans thread I have ever seen.

>>149201156
Kek

>>149201192
Over 2000 results from one IP...

>>149215215
you’ve mentioned dave SEVEN times in this thread alone, please get a life

Dave straight up came all over his sister's pussy while she was sleeping. Sick fuck

>>149215761
Scousers are the reason we can't have nice things. This should be known by now and cannot be repeated enough.

It's insane because Dave let his sister watch him jerk off and cum all over his chest. His sister just watched him. And then he posts in this thread with cum dripping down his chest onto his belly

>>149216198
>>149216263
pics?

>>149216198
>>149216263
Can you post your sexual fantasies about Dave somewhere else?

>>149216732
Dave fills every trans thread with his interracial cuck fantasies

now that all the terrible british posters are away i think the next EPL season will be highly competitive among the top 3.
liverpool,Arsenal and city all looking really powerful.

>>149217430
>liverpool
LOL

corr

me?

love drum n bass

you aint english if you dont like drum n bass

>>149217478
Maybe you are capable of fought after all

>>149217478
>drum n bass
invented by an irishman

>>149217510
who?

late update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsqBb5jRIfE

>>149217530
Lad's name was Séan Ó Rabhartaigh. Name's basically been expunged from the public sphere because they wanted DnB to be a "black invention" like they started doing with literally every musical form outside of classical.

>>149217596
didnt dnb come from jungle originally anyway, which was black
also all good electronic music stems from house anyway, also black (and american)

>>149217677
See? Propaganda works. House music was invented by an Irishman as well. It was played in a south side Chicago pub. Blacks, upon seeing this, claimed it for themselves. Frankie Knuckles (the black guy who they claim invented house music) said that someone in his car said "that's the music you play at the warehouse" when they saw the sign in the Irish pub that read "we play house music here".

>>149217677
>also black (and american)
and gay (riddled with AIDS) if you want to be honest

>>149217832
get off it
>>149217912
well that part is probably true since it was gay music at the time
i do like the UK's contributions to electronic music though, i listen to a lot of jungle and uk garage and you guys did kinda blow up acid even though that was also an american invention

>>149217995
That's just a fact. Frankie Knuckles himself has stated multiple times that he was told that an Irish pub was playing "the music you play at the warehouse".

>>149217430
Arsenal haven't even signed anyone anon. If they don't sign a striker and a backup right winger then they are no better off than last season. Zubimendi deal still looks like it could potentially crumble and last I heard Partey was offered a contract extension but hasn't accepted it yet.

explain this transfer

explain this career, why would a player but do nothing but take seemingly one-year contracts everywhere he goes
or is he just a cancer and a longer deal gets terminated early

>>149217995
>well that part is probably true since it was gay music at the time
I didn't mean it as an insult either but it was basically entirely gay, black and American >>149218034
Pure FM signing this one. Genuinely think it's due to FM

>>149218138
scary
how do I get my club to sign Marx Lenin

>>149218029
link me an article
>>149218138
>I didn't mean it as an insult either but it was basically entirely gay, black and American
yeah true. but still great. and it spawned so much good shit.
i mean i was raised on disco by my mom so house music was a natural successor

>>149218226
He's said this so publicly about seeing a sign on an irish pub that says "we play house music" before he and his mates ever even had a name for it that it's literally on wikipedia. The "Godfather of House" admits someone else was playing house music in a pub, having already named it, before he ever even considered it was a genre of its own.

>>149218277
ya link the wiki then

>>149218398
No. Google "house music" or dont. I wont spoonfeed you.

>>149218446
ya it came from a club called the warehouse, owned by some black dude and filled with gay black dudes.

>>149217478
>love drum n bass

>>149218501
>n the Channel 4 documentary Pump Up the Volume, Knuckles remarks that the first time he heard the term "house music" was upon seeing "we play house music" on a sign in the window of a bar on Chicago's South Side. One of the people in the car joked, "you know that's the kind of music you play down at the Warehouse!"

>>149218540
your last sentence says he was already playing it at the warehouse lol im confused

>>149218608
Have you not understood any of my previous posts either? Jesus Christ that's embarassing. Someone had not only been playing house music, but had also named it "house music", in an Irish pub. The "Godfather of House" stole the music AND the name from the Irish.

>>149218733
ok i scrolled up and re-read all of our back and forth, i get the point you're trying to make that the name came from that pub, i thought you were trying to say some random irish pub invented the actual style of music, but they just called it the name for the first time, allegedly (although it doesnt say anywhere it was an irish pub but you can take that)

>>149218896
>he actually was too stupid to understand my earlier posts
Christ.

Frankie Knuckles stole the style of music too, not just the name, for the record.

>>149218932
yeah my bad i thought you were saying something else, misread and misunderstood. i can own that.
as for your knuckles comment no comment i mean there were tons of dudes im sure at the time doing something similar-ish he just happened to get the name, sometimes it pays to be lucky. but he also died from diabetes so i guess he was overall unlucky

>>149218030
we're good enough even with minimal signings.

>>149219063
>sometimes it pays to be lucky.
> but he also died from diabetes so i guess he was overall unlucky

>>149219300
ok Mr. Goodenough

ABLs absolutely BTFO

>>149219300
Good enough is what gets you 2nd over and over again. And funnily enough that's not good enough.

reminder that Arsenal were behind Chelshit before anyone got injured last season

>cherki: "i want to kill united, that's why i join man city"
that's good and all bro but good luck getting loaned to girona after riding the bench

>>149221743
He said, nervously

Lmao Dave tried to get his sister to give him a handjob while they were sitting on the couch

>Inter Miami co-owner David Beckham is personally trying to persuade 46-year-old retired England midfielder Paul Scholes to join the MLS side as a player-coach, reportedly offering him a vineyard in Napa Valley as a signing-on bonus. (The Athletic - US sources)

Manchester United are in talks with the Vatican City national football team to sign their 28-year-old star striker, Father Michael O'Malley, after Erik ten Hag was reportedly impressed by his "divine finishing ability" during a charity match. (Corriere della Sera - Vatican correspondent, in Italian)

>Al-Nassr are preparing an audacious bid to sign referee Michael Oliver from the Premier League, offering him a reported £10 million per year contract to officiate exclusively in the Saudi Pro League, believing his "experience" will elevate the league's standard. (Sky Sports News - unconfirmed reports)

Celtic are exploring a unique "timeshare" loan deal for 21-year-old Real Madrid and Turkey midfielder Arda Guler, where he would play for Celtic during the Scottish Premiership season and return to Madrid for Champions League knockout stages. (Daily Record - speculative)

>Borussia Dortmund are considering re-signing 34-year-old Marco Reus, just weeks after his emotional departure, offering him a player-ambassador-mascot liaison role, with a clause that allows him to play in testimonial matches for the next decade. (Kicker - in German)

Wolverhampton Wanderers are in negotiations to sign an actual wolf, "Wolfie," from a local wildlife sanctuary to become their new official mascot and part-time "team spirit coordinator," following a suggestion from the club's marketing department. (Express & Star - local sources)

>Chelsea are reportedly considering a move for 35-year-old Edinson Cavani, currently at Boca Juniors, but only if he agrees to dye his hair blue and legally change his middle name to "Stamford" for the duration of his contract. (TEAMtalk - sources close to a very imaginative agent)

>Liverpool are reportedly exploring a move for Inter Milan midfielder Hakan Çalhanoğlu, with Jürgen Klopp's replacement, Arne Slot, said to be a huge admirer of the player's "set-piece posture," which his analytical team believes is "biomechanically perfect" for the Premier League. (Calciomercato - in Italian)

Atlético Madrid are considering a bid for Lazio's Matteo Guendouzi, not for his midfield prowess, but for his "antagonistic presence." Diego Simeone has reportedly requested a player whose primary role would be to "disrupt opponent harmony," with performance bonuses linked to opposition yellow cards rather than goals or assists. (Mundo Deportivo - speculative analysis)

>Brentford's data analytics team have reportedly recommended the club sign 19-year-old Danish midfielder Jens Hauge from FC Midtjylland after his profile on the video game *Football Manager 24* showed a 98th percentile rating for "decision-making" and "composure" across 15 simulated seasons. (The Athletic - sources within the data department)

Newcastle United are in talks with Everton over a complex "buy-to-let" deal for striker Dominic Calvert-Lewin. The Magpies would purchase the player to help Everton's FFP situation, but immediately loan him to a club in Germany for two seasons, with Everton continuing to subsidise 40% of his wages. (The Sun - transfer insider)

>Al-Ahli are attempting to persuade Tottenham's Richarlison to move to the Saudi Pro League by including a clause in his contract that guarantees the construction of a state-of-the-art, climate-controlled pigeon loft at the club's training facility, complete with a personal avian consultant. (Goal.com - sources close to the player's agent)

>Paris Saint-Germain are weighing up a shock move for 41-year-old retired goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon to return as their "penalty specialist keeper," with the Italian legend only required to play during shootouts and given a luxury apartment overlooking the Eiffel Tower as part of the deal. (L'Équipe - sources close to the sporting director)

Bayern Munich have opened preliminary discussions with Napoli over a groundbreaking "reverse loan" deal for Victor Osimhen, where the German club would pay Napoli €5 million per month to NOT sign the striker, believing his absence from the Bundesliga gives them a competitive advantage. (Bild - insider information, in German)

>Arsenal are reportedly interested in signing Real Sociedad's 26-year-old midfielder Martin Zubimendi, but only if he agrees to legally change his surname to "Zubimendi-Wenger" in honor of the club's legendary former manager, with a £50,000 weekly bonus for maintaining the hyphenated name. (Mirror - North London sources)

Burnley have submitted an ambitious proposal to FIFA to sign their 23-year-old TikTok-famous groundskeeper Jake Morrison as a player, arguing that his viral grass-cutting patterns demonstrate "unparalleled spatial awareness" that could translate to on-field success. (Lancashire Telegraph - club insiders)

>AC Milan are exploring the possibility of signing Cristiano Ronaldo's 13-year-old son, Cristiano Jr., on a "pre-contract" that would see him join the club in 2028, with the deal including a clause that guarantees his father a one-match appearance for the Rossoneri on his 50th birthday. (Gazzetta dello Sport - speculative reports, in Italian)

>Paris Saint-Germain president Nasser Al-Khelaifi has held two secret Zoom meetings with 37-year-old retired sprinter Usain Bolt, proposing a six-month deal as a “counter-attack missile” who would be subbed on only after the 80th minute to run straight lines behind high defensive lines. (L’Équipe – late-edition scoop)

Real Madrid are reportedly negotiating with the Vatican to borrow the Sistine Chapel ceiling for the home dressing room so Carlo Ancelotti can deliver team talks “under fresher inspiration.” The club would pay for anti-humidity glass and a 24-hour security cordon of former Castilla defenders. (El País – culture & sport)

>AS Roma are preparing a €5 million bid for 52-year-old Italian pop star Eros Ramazzotti to become the club’s official penalty-kick troubadour, contractually allowed to sing “Più Bella Cosa” while taking every spot-kick. (La Gazzetta dello Sport – pink pages)

Leeds United’s owners have contacted England rugby prop Ellis Genge about a winter loan as emergency centre-back, believing his maul experience translates to “air-duel supremacy.” Yellow-card-based appearance bonuses are under discussion. (Yorkshire Evening Post – crossover desk)

>FC Barcelona have filed paperwork asking La Liga to register a match-day hologram of Frenkie de Jong so the real midfielder can rest while his light-projection twin appears in low-intensity fixtures. (RAC1 – holographic feed)

Bayer Leverkusen are scouting 17-year-old chemistry prodigy Anika Vogel from Cologne Science Gymnasium to act as “turf alchemist,” tasked with inventing self-healing grass that accelerates Xabi Alonso’s passing triangles. (Bild – experimental agriculture column)

>Inter Miami co-owner David Beckham is offering free Miami Beach timeshares to the entire 2010 Spain World Cup squad, hoping they’ll sign cameo contracts for “nostalgia weekends” next MLS season. (The Athletic – retirement-fund section)

>>149224913
>Newcastle United are in talks with Everton over a shady "buy-to-let" deal for striker Dominic Calvert-Lewin. The Magpies would purchase the player to help Everton's FFP situation, but immediately loan him to a club in Germany for two seasons, with Everton continuing to subsidise 40% of his wages. (The Sun - transfer insider)
This one I believe

I've been masturbating to the thought of in the distant future, the FIFA World Cup winners being the San Jose Earthquakes. Like a lot of precum and cumming early from this

all three of these DAZN highlights videos of the club world cup games have 1.1m views
they make up 3 of the top 5 most viewed videos on their channel ever, by a long distance from the rest
nothing suspect there at all

>>149225929
The comment section is also filled with... indog's slot ads

Thank you soccerfags

>>149226135
liverpool generate a lot more money than the red sox

>>149216202
>Scousers are the reason we can't have nice things.
put a sock in it jamal

3 of back 4 from 9th place team last year will be starting for Liverpool, Real and PSG next year but people believe the PL isn't the strongest league around

>>149225084
Marcus Rashford has announced a release date for his debut Rap Album “Boy on da bench”. In a scintillating trailer featuring clothing from the JLingz fashion line, Rashford highlighted a few songs including “Too Many Hags”, “School Dinner Anthem” and “Ghost” (Manchester Evening News - Music Desk)

>Ange Postecoglu is reportedly a surprise candidate for the Nottingham Forest job should incumbent manager Nuno Espírito Santo leave. Speaking to the press Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis said “we have an agreement. We will match his Tottenham salary along with all the Gyros he can eat” (Forest Echo News)

Isa Slot is to take legal action against a man in Manchester following a slew of horrific messages. The unamed man, believed to be a Manchester resident sent Isa a slew of horrific and sexually explicit messages about her and a Liverpool player (Liverpool Echo - crime column)

>Reports from Argentina have emerged that World Cup winner and current Rosario Central player Angel Di Maria had his home robbed during the early hours of Sunday night. This is not the first time the Di Maria family has been targeted with an attempted robbery in 2015 while playing for Manchester United and a violent robbery in 2021 while at PSG. (Sky Argentina)

In the ongoing Gyokeres saga a new twist has emerged. Speaking on Sunday night, Gyokeres Agent Hasan Cetinkaya has produced a napkin which he claims is written proof of the gentleman’s agreement with Sporting. Verification is now awaited by the University of Lisbon to the authenticity of the napkin (BBC world news)

>>149226536
It's true though and you know it.

Is there anythng better than entering /trans/, lads?

>>149226919
>In the ongoing Gyokeres saga a new twist has emerged. Speaking on Sunday night, Gyokeres Agent Hasan Cetinkaya has produced a napkin which he claims is written proof of the gentleman’s agreement with Sporting. Verification is now awaited by the University of Lisbon to the authenticity of the napkin (BBC world news)
I would have actually believed this one lol. still not sure it isn't real.

>>149226363
And were $77 million in the red last year, whereas the red sox were estimated to be $120 million in the black

>>149227373
Liverpool put out a strong side too. But of course the Scousers will dispute this while also wanting everyone else to say they have the best team in the world. The way they operate is absurd.

Brighton transfer target Diego Coppola has undergone a medical ahead of his expected move from Serie A club Hellas Verona.

The 21-year-old centre-back is expected to join on a five-year-contract.

Sky Sports News understands the fee is around £9m (€11m).

The deal has yet to be fully completed.

Coppola made his debut for Italy in their 3-0 defeat by Norway and is now playing for Italy Under-21s in the European Championship in Slovakia.

190cm chad rules this general

>>149227416

>>149227416
Why do you lie so much?

Man Utd hold talks with in-demand Ekitike

Latest from Sky Sports News' Dharmesh Sheth:

Man Utd have held initial talks with Eintracht Frankfurt over the signing of striker Hugo Ekitike.

There has been no formal bid – but United are exploring the conditions of a deal.

Personal terms are not expected to be a problem and it’s thought the player could be open to a potential move – however, there are a number of other clubs interested, including Chelsea.

>>149227699
Stop it Boehly

>>149226135
Bill Simmons STINKS!

>>149227416
>Liverpool put out a strong side too. But of course the Scousers will dispute this
jesus christ this was completely accurate

how fucking thick can the dippers get? they see this then fall into the trap INSTANTLY

>>149227547
And why did you crop it off there matey? Don't actually answer mong as I, and we, already know.
Also 5 of those are sucked off mercilessly by the Scouse customers. Which is what John W. Henry calls you and your kind.

>Bryan Gil's contract expires in 2026 so it would be assumed this is the summer he finally pleaves Spurs]. Had it been down to Gil, it would have already happened, and he's shared his frustration on a Spanish podcast:
>"I didn't decide to stay. In fact, I was going to go back to Valencia for the whole year. In the negotiations they told me it was practically a done deal. Tottenham needed a few days to close it, but it was 99% done, they had already spoken to the sporting director.
>"But at the last minute they told me no, that I had to stay. It wasn't on my part that I wanted to stay, I wanted to leave and they didn't let me. I had already packed my bags, I was 99% sure I was going to leave."

>I, and we

daves going through a hard time recently. you can tell hes mentally struggling with it all

Afternoon /trans/ news

>Bryan Mbuemo has demanded Tottenham match his salary offered by Man Utd of 250k per week. Sources inside spurs claim that Daniel Levy has offered the player £250,001 per week (Sky)

News from Brentford is set piece coach Keith Frank is to be the new coach. In a hotly contested process with applications from Steve Michael (cleaner), Nigel Murray (Kit man) and Oleyashi Obimbe Mbongo (kitchen staff). Reports of McKenna being the favourite have been quashed with a source close to Brentford admitting they “preferred to hire internally” (Brentford Dispatch)

>Barcelona in a bit to relieve their financial woes have looked into a controversial sponsorship agreement with OnlyFans. Needing more financial levers to maintain their status as a top club and finance moves for players like Nico Williams. Joan Laporta announced initial talks had been held and would include possible naming rights of the training or shirt sponsorship (Farca)

A strong side starring Endo, Jota, Crybaby, Harvey Elliott and Nunez got battered by PLYMOUTH ARGYLE
And now we know beyond a doubt that this upsets them to their very core

>>149228113
kek

>cropping off £300m worth of players to suit your vile Scouse agenda from your screenshot
>still keeping in £200m worth of players

>>149227373
The end of this year annual quadruple post.

be honest, how many of these games do you even remember?

>>149227423
>Italian defender in the premier league
Crazy

>>149228166
190-tier knowledge of the PL

>>149228174
:(

>>149228181
youre forgetting the white maldini that arsenal bought last season

>>149228158
I member the peak Sarriball

>>149228158
I remember that City 6-0 Chelsea back in 2019 because it felt like a changing of the customer guard. Also that United 9-0 second from top.
But most of these I don't think I have any memory of.

>>149228158
I remember both Southampton games, the Man Utd was especially funny

>>149228143
>dave accidentally admitting that liverpool's b-team is worth more than united
kek

>>149228158
>Liverpool FC 7:0 Manchester United
Still the funniest match of all time.

Scousers constantly moving the goalposts.
The fact remains a decent side of theirs LOST TO, GOT BATTERED BY fucking Plymouth Argyle

>Scousers constantly moving the goalposts.

>Liverpool put out a strong side
>the fact remains a decent side of theirs
kek Dave's losing it

>>149228224

Now Nunez is leaving they're already making him walk alone. Forget that we got gaslighted for years about how world class he is (he isn't).
The worst customers on the planet. And that's not my term for them. That's what their owner calls them.

>>149228279
Nunez can never walk alone as long as I still breathe.

>>149228264

>>149228294

NGL i prefer mask off forgot his meds dave than 'dave doesnt exist' dave.

>>149228315
kek I made a webm of that moment too

>>149228185
Ah right yes of course

>>149228322
They’re both equally obnoxious but one pretends to be multiple posters spamming the same thing during work hours and one pretends to be multiple posters spamming the same thing during the night

Any transfers?

>>149228445
Kerkez deal is about to be confirmed.

>>149228450
no

Why are the media always afraid to report on the real amount Liverpool buy players for?

>>149228450
talks are heating up

>>149228523
I heard it's because they're acutely aware that if they reported the real numbers, then the homeless in Manchester would go feral and cause a national emergency, so they inflate all the numbers to make Liverpool seem worse at transfers. For example, Wirtz in reality only cost £55 million.

Daniel Huijsen has SNUBBED Liverpool FC. In an interview conducted today the player said:

> I joined Madrid over Liverpool to continue the legacy of Sergio Ramos. I am already better than Van Djik.

>>149228562
>Daniel

>>149228562
>Daniel
dave you spacker lmao

>>149228562
Based zoomer not giving a FUCK about Virgin Van Boomer.

>>149228158
>conveniently omitting Villa 7 Liverpool 2

>Daniel Huijsen

>>149228158
VILLA 7 LIVERPOOL 2

>>149228594
>>149228624
>>149228653
>memorising other mens names
Bit gay innit

>memorising
kek dave's floundering

>liverpool win the league
>nonstop cope and seethe from plastic shitty and arselel schizos

If Nkunku's first name was Uknukn his full name would be a palindrome

>>149228722
Davepreet closing in on another melty, McDonalds staff quaking with fear

>>149228841
If Nkunku's first name was Uknukn dave would call him Daniel Nkunku

>>149228841
Best post itt

Claus Nørgaard, First-team assistant coach for Brentford has left. Funny to think Thomas Frank brought him in, bailed to Spurs and left him behind.

>>149228934
Don’t you mean Steve Nørgaard

>>149228955
https://www.brentfordfc.com/en/news/article/first-team-claus-norgaard-assistant-coach-departure

>>149228632
>>149228670
>ABL reading comprehension

>>149228980
Davepreet struggles with English

>>149228158
spurs ruins the list

What transfers have i missed? Liverpool spunking 150m on a German seems mad. Anything interesting?

>>149229031
I saw this earlier in the news:
>Daniel Huijsen has SNUBBED Liverpool United FC. In an interview conducted today the player said:

> I joined Madrid over Liverpool to continue the legacy of Stefano Ramos. I am already better than Vincent Djik.

>>149229064
Thinking we should rename Dave to Daniel

>>149229031
Yeah, 150m on Daniel Wirtz

>>149228980
>says it's "reading comprehension"
Very obvious Anon cut it off at games with 5 goal margins from the last decade.

>>149229112
lmao you're so embarrassed

Tottenham are weighing up an approach for Everton defender Jarrad Branthwaite

That comes despite the Toffees reportedly informing interested parties the defender is not for sale this summer.

The 22-year-old England international played 32 times for Everton last season.

He has two years remaining on his current contract.

>>149228523
Liverpool threaten to ban journos who tell the truth. Like that one who said the truth about Klopp's sexuality
Don't want to go over it but basically a journo brave enough to tell The Truth suggested Klopp had a homosexual relationship (including gay anal sex) during Covid with Matt McCann. This rattled Klopp something rotten during a presser when that same journo asked about something completely different and Klopp refused to answer it because he did not like that journo's previous coverage
This all genuinely happened btw. Meanwhile Liverpool (John W. Henry's term) customers obviously dispute it despite ample video evidence

>>149229214
>>149229214
>>149229214

>>149229218
not even bump limit. fucking hell

>>149229311
There's only 1 post left until bump

>>149229127
Where's the embarrassment? The 7-2 isn't on there because it's a 5 goal margin and the picture starts at 6 goal margins. Hence "conveniently omitting".

>>149230054
kek so embarrassed you waited THIS long to poke your scared little head out

500

>>149228158
I remember 3 score lines but I can't actually remember who scored or what really happened. The Liverpool vs United 7-0, the West Ham vs Arsenal 0-6, and the City vs Chelsea 6-0.

>>149228189
I remember a great screenshot of Walker and Higuain from the end of that match that I sadly seem to have lost