Thread 149204856

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anime WINS again

now if the match was between the all blacks and bayern munich, bayern would have been destroyed.

I hate Jake Paul

>>149204856 (OP)
>Harry Kane, the all-time top goalscorer England, cannot score against literal part timers

Fucking grim

>match featuring a literal amateur club reaches a second thread
He won. /sp/ lost.

Bayern and Real the only big clubs in this tourney

>>149204893
Bayern beat PSG

>>149204893
what is all black?

I don't care about this.

>>149204856 (OP)
kek

>>149204893
>all blacks
los blancos?

The thing is, Auckland will now fly back to their league with like 50x the money they have before and dominate their league for all eternity, not totally fair for Aucklands rivals

Same is basically true for all but like the 3-4 richest euro leagues(even there its very significant), The 4 Brazilian teams and the 2 Argentian teams will get a massive massive boost from this econmicaly speaking for years to come

What would be an appropriate penalty for Bayern if Auckland scores?

>>149205075
they have to sell kane to united

>>149205067
Not really for the brazillian clubs.

>>149205075
Sane comes back

>>149205091
have you checked how much they get for just competing and some of them will adavce

>>149204893
vardrid plays later senpai

everyone's in here
>>149204853
>>149204853
>>149204853

>>149204966

new zealand’s rugby national team

>Muller, Modric, and Penaldo still playing

Boomers literally don't want to retire. What causes this?

>>149205115
Yep. Do you know those clubs?

>>149205162
Müller is much younger than the others

Bayer fans, redpill me on Olise, is he a fraud or the real deal?

>>149205251
He can only score against part time farmers

well if bayern can do that in the first half then surely auckland can do the same thing in the second half

>>149205162
Why would you stop playing until you absolutely have to

early days for this tournament but this Bayern destruction of Auckland says everything we need to know about the inadequacies of South American football

>>149205067
They actually wont although id be based if it were true (trickle down effect is real, commie)
I've read that the money they get is barely enough to cover the expenses of whats happening. Unless Auckland wins or draws they will go out without gaining anything, and with a little loss actually. The money isnt distributed evenly.

>>149204856 (OP)
>all those little GKs
>the pros just troll them with a header
fucking kek

Auckland City é o time da remontada.
Get ready for 7-6

this tournament went just as imagined, euro teams will just steamroll the competition. if it was the 80s it would probably be a bit more fun

>>149205345
thats not true, look at how much they get for just competing

>>149205345
>trickle down effect is real
, kek

>>149205533
>venezuela

>>149205510
Prizemoney earned by Auckland City will be split with NZ Football and other clubs under an agreement for FIFA Club World Cup income to be shared. It was a longer properly researched article, of course i cant vouch for the correctness but it made the case that Auckland will leave the tournament with net zero profit.
>>149205533
flag

>>149205567
>>149205593
just bought some pizza for my buddies for the next game
life's good

>>149205593
He has no idea on what he is talking about, anon.

Imagine unironically posting itt with my flag

>>149205567
This graphic is misleading we get a higher wage than all the other latam countries but the cost of living is also high

>>149205900
seems to be the case in every "wealthy" country

>>149204856 (OP)
kino

STUPID JAP WHERE'S THE 1 TOUCH SHOT

Kiwis didn't deserve this

4 teams have already qualified for the 2029 CWC

* * * AUCKLAND CITY HAVE HAD A SHOT ON GOAL * * *

The goalkeeper is not bad. He might have a career as a professional footballer.

what a wasted pass lmao

>>149204856 (OP)
8-0

>>149206416
He could easily earn some good money playing for a Brasileirao serie B team

Is this kid franco matauntoro playing this trophy con el real madrid?

>>149206182
Just to make sure with Altstetten I mean Zurich-Altstetten(no reason to go there but yeah) not any other Altstetten.
Enjoy your trip lad.

Not surprised Bayern are good at playing literal farmers and car dealers

>>149206448
glad you're still alive bro. how did you dodge the draft? are you sond kind of cripple?

just tuned in, is bayern actually trying?

>>149206474
not really

>>149206470
he's probably under 25 which is the minimum age for conscription
I'd literally kill myself in my 25th birthday if I had to go fight some hopeless war

>>149206462
They are not farmers, actually. The Brazilian TV basically talked about their jobs.
Insurance sellers, shop owners, hairdressers, etc
One of them is even a phys ed teacher

>>149206459
No, he will "play" for River and for play I mean he will walk around doing minimal effort and trying to not get injured just like penzo did when they sold him to Benfica.

What are they clapping for?

>>149206470
>are you sond kind of cripple?

shut up ansd kys you faggot

WE WANT 10 WE WANT 10 WE WANT 10 WE WANT 10 WE WANT 10 WE WANT 10 WE WANT 10 WE WANT 10 WE WANT 10 WE WANT 10 WE WANT 10 WE WANT 10 WE WANT 10 WE WANT 10 WE WANT 10

>>149205349
Can't exactly risk a little jap dying from taking a blooter, can we?
>>149206474
They started with effort but definitely toned down some in the second half. Mostly just closing it out now.
>9th

>/rotwug/ - Rest of the world United General
So it happened AGAIN

Whits the goalie dayin Tom

Aw no, I feel bad for the keeper, he was decent actually

this is fucked up

LETS GO 10!

lel

10 please

ACK-LAND

>>149206470
Mining rareearth webms in a suit, how else

the GK looks dead inside

One more come on

Brutal...

10
10
10
10
10

Have there been any ice deportations so far ?

Fuck King Charles, fuck capitalism, fuck the Beatles, fuck the monarchy, fuck Harry Kane, fuck fish & chips and overall fuck England.

great tournament, infantino. nobody expected this result, im on the edge of my seat.

Might put a cheeky tenner on an Auckland win now

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

>>149204856 (OP)
LMFAO @ all those midgets. Title should be changed to this jap show where 100 professional athletes take on 100 professional mexico/argentina players

>>149206572
Botafogosisters...

And people here deny the Holocaust

>>149206553
Blame Boca. They would 1000% try to score 53 goals against these kiwi part timers. Bayern and Benfica were forced to do the same.

One more

9999GOLD

>>149206574
Me in the back.

>>149204856 (OP)
Acaba PELO AMOR DE DEUS

Maybe if they score one more it'll reset to zero

Yabadabado

>>149206460
Thanks fren

>auckland player actually raised hand to tell ref his teammate touched the ball his his hand
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Karl you cunt I hope Russia airstrikes your mom's house

Kane?

>>149206664
I love Auckland now wtf?

Why didn't they just haka to win?

>>149206625
Lol, yeah

>>149206641
Nice for the Auckland players to recreate the Burnley 2023/24 season for Kompany

>>149206672
He didn't play so good.

>>149206672
who?

At least Auckland had fun

>>149206672
Why would somebody sub a man, before he’s scored in the game?

>>149204856 (OP)
EINS
ZWEI
DREI
VIER
FÜNF
SECHS
SIEBEN
ACHT
NEUN

AUS

>>149206721
He was going to?

>10-0
Thanks Infantino

10 10 10

TOTAL
ACKLAND
DEATH

10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10

MÜLLEEEERRRR

10 (TEN)

>>149206740
based

TEN NIL

AND BASED ZERO IQ MAN GETS IT

Don’t laugh, you’d be with an oxygen tank in the first run if you were playing

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

This is dumb fuck soccer

INFANTINO YOU RETARD
LMAO

TEN

nice

mueller

ding ding ding
double digits
game over

>10-0
just like bundesliga

>>149206748
Trump should walk out to Slow Chemical at his next rally.

GOOOOOOOOAL

>10-0
humiliation ritual

>Look like SS Officer
>Put in tenth goal against literal shopkeepers
German nationslism

O SAY CAN YOU SHART
IN THE DAWN'S EARLY MART

who greenlit this shit

>+5
WHY

kek any pretense of authenticity this competition had all evaporated within 24 hours

boquitabros, I'm feeling a bit scared

>+5
JUST END IT LMAO

>10-0
>PLUS FIVE MINUTES INJURY TIME
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>+5
What the FUCK

Let's go for ten :3

>+5
For fucks sake

>>149206810
trump

15 please

what exactly was the point of this tournament? they shouldve just held more playoffs to get rid of shitters like this and instead maybe invite more south american and european clubs.

this is just pathetic

>+5
UNTIL KANE SCORES

>+5
Come on, ref
lmao

Lmao this really is an international champions cup regen

Müllers 250th goal for Buyern btw

>>149206799
bavarian soul

>5min add

The ref should give them mercy

Most dangerous lead

>>149204856 (OP)
10 - 0

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>149206847
Wasn’t this Wenger’s brainchild, after decades of bitching that his Arsenal players were tired because of all the international games.

>>149206833
I mean eleven oops

>>149206854
What a beautiful broad shoulders trannie

watch them concede now

>>149206856
I wish i could coom to her feet

Why are Germans so evil?

Sex with anime girls

bruh

>>149206917
Loser

Odds that a billionaire buys Auckland for easy access to the CWC?

>>149206847
Should have put lower league euro teams in to make it fair like Energie Cottbus, Pescara, Notts County.

>>149206881
KEK

>>149206847
I, for one, like when players from my league get to play against big clubs. I dont care if Seattle or LA will get atropelated. It is just fun to watch.

Stop stop his already dead!

IZI

this isnt a friendly, its a bully

>10-0
What's the point of this again?

>giving 5 minutes
is the ref retarded

>>149206965
>not throwing in a cheeky Celtic/Rangers

>>149206847
Some Asian and African teams sometimes beat the Libertadores champions.
But the Oceanian champion should play against the 5th best Asian team, IMO. Some Japanese or rich Arab team would actually be good.

>>149206965
There should be a lower leagues Champions League, 2nd or 3rd tier.

KWAB

>no 11th goal
>Bayern didn't get dubs
boooooooooo

Dude, these farmers are way worse than 3th or 4th tier teams in Germany.

I'm talking about Bayern btw.

The potential is there desu

those european players don't look very tired
perhaps we can fit another before the next season

1 Bong and 2 Bings for the next match

>>149207050
Don't forget the psychological factor, Auckland is a mid table bundesliga team

>>149206989
1-7

>>149207050
>bavaria's farmland
>complains about farmers

naja weisste

>>149207034
it would just be English teams winning every year

>>149207117
>naja weisste
kys

>>149206847
Fifa needs another source of revenue. Honestly they should just market the olympics tournament better, it's already a well known competition and lots of people care about winning a gold medal.

>>149206159
>>149206159
>>149206159

>lose to bayern 10-0
>have to go to work tomorrow

>>149207157
Does FIFA even control the Olympics football event?

>>149207034
we used to have the Anglo-Italian cup

>>149207143
Bielefeld and Dresden would rape Birmingham and Wrexham.

>>149207111
LMAfuckingO

>>149206965
They are still way better than Auckland and they are the best OFC club around. Like the only professional club in New Zealand play in the Australian league, so OFC has exactly zero pro clubs.

Didn't this happen in the Champions League this season too? In the group stages at the start I remember Bayern crushing some shitty team like 7-0 and everyone thinking Bayern were back before they got ACK'd

Auckland City Team Professions:

Adam Mitchell (Defender) – Real Estate Agent
Conor Tracey (Goalkeeper) – Storeman
Mario Ilich (Midfielder) – Coca-Cola Sales Representative
Christian Gray (Defender) – Teacher in Training; works at two Auckland schools
Nikko Boxall (Defender) – Broker at an insurance company
Paris Domfeh (Midfielder) – University student
Myer Bevan (Forward) – Studies physical education and personal training
Gerard Garriga (Midfielder) – Coach at a football academy
Angus Kilkolly (Forward) – Operator at a tool company
Dylan Manickum (Midfielder) – Assistant site engineer
Ryan De Vries (Forward) – Car polisher
Regont Murati (Full-back) – Product Owner at Kotahi Logistics
Jordan Vale (Full-back) – Primary school teacher
Jeremy Foo (Midfielder) – Science student
Jerson Lagos (Forward) – Studying to become a barber
Sebastián Ciganda (Goalkeeper) – Pool cleaner
Dylan Connolly (Full-back) – Physiotherapist
Matt Ellis (Midfielder) – Sales assistant in food business
Adam Bell (Fullback) – Retail salesperson and student
Tong Zhou (Midfielder) – Community programme leader and educator at King's College
Alfie Rogers (Fullback) – Sales representative at Coca-Cola
Natha Garrow (Goalkeeper) – Full-time student
Michael De Heijer (Defender) – Team leader at LifeChanger Foundation
David Yoo (Midfielder) – Community football coach
Ryan Ellis (Forward) – College student and youth coach
Haris Zeb (Forward) – Community football coach
Areya Prasad (Goalkeeper) – Student at St. Peter’s College
Jackson Manuel (Midfielder) – Community football coach

>>149207205
Köln/Hamburg vs Leeds/Burnley sounds decently kino though

>>149207259
9-2 to Dinamo Zagreb.

>>149207223
Perhaps we should have sent FA Vase winners Whitstable Town

>>149207154
lmao was willst denn du kleiner zigeuner

I watched my local village club today. 9th tier. I wonder how they would do against some random OFC CL team. Auckland would obviously molest them, but the second-best team in Vanuatu?

>>149207259
The difference is that Bayern clearly didn’t give much of a shit here, even compared to the 9:2 against Zagreb. And 10:0 still is different

And for foreseeable future the only AFC reps are from Saudi because they can buy better and more expensive foreigners
Just look at this season AFC CL

>>149204856 (OP)
I was one of those kids except the three players were Korean and I was Chinese.

>>149207197
Yes, FIFA treats it like shit because they don't want competition for the wc.

>>149207428
Do you even watch Asian Champions League? Japanese clubs still regularly beat them.

Summer Friendly level competition

holy fuck, please cancel this farse of a competition

>>149207477
as long as the oil money still flowing, the rangking for the next 4 years cycle will favored Saudis team
Kawasaki was the only Japan team in the last 4

Auckland City FC bros…

Oh well lads, never forget the day that Harry Kane was subbed off with no goals against a team of students, PE teachers and Coca Cola sales reps

Why can't the Auckland that just won the A-league represent New Zealand instead? Fuck FIFA's rules.

>>149207541
Don't be mad none of you starving players made it into our competition just to also get atropelated. Jealousy doesn't win you trophies.

cuckland city
ackland city
auckland shitty

This has to be the most Mickey Mouse of all the competitions

>>149208034
yeah nobody really respects this competition or so i've heard

There's something wrong with Olise, even when he scores he has this glum emotionless expression on his face like he doesn't feel anything. Rashford is the exact same.

>>149208154
Xanny stare
A ton of players have it now, Zirkzee, Yoro, etc

>>149206071
The problem is gentrification, way too many gringos here that inflate the price, this is specifically true around costal cities

>>149205067
which will make FIFA go: see, we should do the Super League because these teams are so dominant the domestic leagues are no fun anymore!
I fucking hate FIFA so much.

I cant wait for france - curacao at the next world cup

>>149204880
fpbp

Kane?

>>149205067
CWC is a money laundering scheme to help broke clubs like inter , juve ,barca, madrid get out of debt.

>>149206888
>>149203855
Called it, anon. Checked

>>149206796
10 is binary for 2 so 2 - 0 sounds like a much better scoreline desu

>>149205162
clubs are giving them contracts instead saying fuck off

>>149204955
Kek

>>149204880
BASED

>>149205162
google stanley matthews

>>149207449
what are you now?