Thread 149212106

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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
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>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 198 (+12)
NOR: 176 (+0)
VER: 155 (+18)
RUS: 136 (+25)
LEC: 104 (+10)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 374 (+12)
Mercedes: 199 (+40)
Ferrari: 183 (+18)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+18)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+1)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 592.10 (+49.18)
HAM: 571.75 (+71.48)
NOR: 517.98 (+53.11)

>News:
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Antonelli is DOTD
Very important poll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/XmZRQBAK3gd

gimi

edd

>"there wasn't really a gap there was there"
lmao even the top 3 are shitting on Norizz

Lando norris is a KWAB-addicted twink

>not really a gap there was there
NORIZZ lmao

jeff gordon

dubs and lando is found hanging in the garage

>SC infringements
HOWEVER

SAFETY CAR INFRINGEMENT

lando will never be wdc

rip norris

>PS3 noted for a SC infringement
Max bros, are we back?

KWAB of the century

italian jimothy!

i could literally watch 1 hour of cooldown room bants.

PUT YOUR FUCKING KWAB PLACARD AWAY

>>149212171
I fucking told you fags. SC conditions during the in lap. No overtaking. I will accept your apologies

>>149212151
Aussies are known to bully in F1

very good race by franco, if the alpine wasnt a piece of shite he would have made the undercut on both ocon and sainz
speaking of the devil, sainz and ocon penal?

GOD SAVE THE KINGGGGG

>>149212147
they had this "gostosas pobres" page on social media, it was great

>not getting driver of the day

Tired of this semen-stained sport

HOCH OBEN AM DEUTSCHEN RHEIN
LEHNET SICH LICHTENSTEIN

>55.5 No car may be driven unnecessarily slowly, erratically or in a manner which could be deemed potentially dangerous to other drivers or any other person at any time whilst the safety car is deployed.
Penalty for russlel when?

>>149212207
fug I posted the same one again.

GOD SAVE THE KING

Antonelli, Piastri, Ocon, Leclerc, Sainz, Gasly and Stroll all noted for a Safety Car infringement

>>149212242
>>149212278
MUTED

remember who the real gimi is

>>149212207
Total self-sabotage. He will never ever ever be world champion.

see you there

DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES
IN DER WELT

>>149212252
gimi deserves it for helping kwab norris

>>149212272
Piastri was going to close the door whichever way Norris went. Penal incoming

>>149212252
kimi > george
simple as

DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND

ÜBER ALLES IN DER WELT

>>149212237
took too long to overtake Bortoleto
guess the Alpine engine was partly to blame because Gasly was stuck behind Lawson for a long time as well

Need salsa pls >>149212012

>>149212293
don't care much for this guy

Already left :(

QUICK, /F1/, WHAT'S LANDO'S PREFERRED METHOD OF SUICIDE?

>>149212259
I'm more surprised it wasn't for being too far behind the SC, unless they got rid of that rule when I wasn't paying attention.

>Hold up... Antonelli, Piastri, Ocon, Leclerc, Sainz, Gasly and Stroll all noted for a Safety Car infringement
https://x.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1934337448059805836

Nothing is going to happen with these infringements

>>149212279
ALONSO P4
nah, i dont think nothing will come out of this

>Hamilton leaves Mercedes
>They become good again
How do you say NO REFUNDS in your language?

>>149212286
gimi got gaped

Lando is a disgrace, the fact he's racing under a British flag (THE premier motorsporting nation) is disgusting. He should race under a Belgian flag instead

>>149212341
YES

got top 10 in the fantasy league for the first time :)

>>149212341
Hamilton Podium?

>>149212293
this is just moistcritical but slightly less homosexual

the national anthems should have been replaced with the movie theme

>>149212259
He should get the penalty, but he is a Brit.

>>149212329
It's a child
>>149212338
Drowning by bukakke

>>149212293
Asmongold? More like Buttwomansilver

dai, Antonelli, vieni, la tua casa ti aspetta, cazzo

>>149212341
>HAM wins

They couldn't even find any highlights to show to the drivers after the race, lmao

>>149212338
He'd use one of them suicide pods

im afraid kimi is too nice to ever become WDC, you need to be an asshole to be a successful driver

FUCK work it was worth it staying up until 4 in the morning for this

>>149212338
OD on multiple substances after being railed by his boyfriends

Lando went for a space that was going to disappear because the track tightens into a turn anyway, is he retarded?

GOD SAVE ARE KING

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lando norris deserves to be anally enslaved and then castrated for that KWABing we just witnessed

That was funny as fuck. It was funny when he was following ps3, it was funny when he kwabbed the desperate overtake into the side by side, it was hilarious whem he just /turnleft/ into the barrier like an absolute fucking retard.

>>149212368
Well done, Bulgaria, well done!

However... >>149212341

>>149212421
NORK

>nearly everyone is under investigation for SC violations
Incoming kwab

I bet Edd jizzed himself a bit when Lando crashed out.

>>149212328
yeah, that and the straight speed on the kick must be great, because alonso took a lot overtaking hulk, when he was cutting the rest of the drivers like butter

KIMI CAN'T LEGALLY INGEST THE CHAMPAGNE
>KIMI CAN'T LEGALLY INGEST THE CHAMPAGNE
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>>149212424
>First 60 laps
2/10
>Ending laps
9/10

the semen slurping was all worth it for the end

>uk anthem
>followed by german anthem
nein nein nein chav wanker

>>149212426
he's already someone's cocksleeve

>>149212424
Norris was the only interesting part of the race.
Also, if they were slightly unbiased, Russell would be penalized for braking at that time. Which would be kinda funny.

>>149212424
4/10 including the bonus point for total norris death

>>149212451
Someone could shop "Yes, its a KWAB"?

>>149212430
It was his perfect moment to make a statement about his championship run.

We can agree he did just that.

NARB is getting a penalty kek
AMX WINS LOL

>>149212424
early 4/10
late 9/10

>>149212466
we and the inbreeds ruled by our german king are the protagonists of the world

>AMX gains on Mclel

job done, sorted, done and dusted

how far off p1 was hamilton before sc?

according to brundle he lost 30sec from damage

kek what a bitch nigga

>>149212495
oh, don't I know it personally lel

kimi is so cute :3
would cuddle with

>>149212249
That helps. Thanks!

>>149212461
Yes he can retard

>>149212505
he was 38 seconds off at some point dont know if it was to the front or the car in front of him

>>149212505
more like 10000000 sec
he won this race last week
what a retard brundle is

Wish Max and George would just get out of their cars and start decking each other.

>>149212488
It should be a penalty.

>>149212209
it's time...

>>149212424
4/10 with a 8/10 finish like that other anon said

>>149212488
It should but we know they wont

>>149212424
6/10 poutines bowls
captcha gatmy

>>149212543
I stand corrected.

>>149212424
4

>>149212538
>potential

>>149212461
drinking age in Quebec is 18

>do nothing
>still extend your hip lead
lol. lmao even. based ps3

>Accepts it's his fault
>doesn't start screaming and flailling like a retard.
He wil never be a champion

>>149212487
Truly, he showed us just what the norris era means

>>149212424
3/10

>>149212424
5/10
wouldve been 2/10, but norizz kamikaze attempt made up for it

>>149212151
I would love it if Oscar goes
>Not bad for a number two driver
When he wins the championship. Just to mind break Norizz even moar

>>149212272
Part deux

>bonus: where will Ricciardo finish?
lmao

>>149212424
6/10

>>149212488
>FIA penalizing a britbong
hahahahahahaahaha

>>149212338
Assisted

>>149212461
So what could possibly happen if he drinks it?
I hope the FIA wouldn't give him some gay ass penalty

>>149212566
I'm tired of races that are good for about five minutes.

>>149212608
KEK

>>149212608
If you no longer go for a gap that doesn’t exist, you are no longer a KWAB.

>>149212424
overall, 4/10

Max fan girls are mad at our George again hehe.

>>149212424
Solid 3/10
Obviously KWAB/10 for Nowizz

before the crash piastri was playing with lando
lando was faster and would have passed him eventually, but oscar was playing with the goblin

>>149212652
is this shooped?

So what did ps3 say after goblando kwabbed?

for me, it's the Lando Norris era

>>149212424
I thought about feeling bad for lando for a second then started laughing /10

>>149212554
How would he fare in modern F1?

>>149212413
my king

>>149209757
>>149209824
told her to fuck off btw, men rule this house

>>149212424
mostly a sleepy race. Only the Norris crash was interesting and that was completely self-inflicted

Most of the race was 5/10

>>149212668
no it's real

>>149212338
he'd probably botch even a noose

Yet he keeps getting points ;)

>>149212676
he said
>it was my privilege

Lando Norris is the 2025 version of Damon Hill, only that he'll never win a WDC

>>149212591
Lol, true.

>>149212710
yeah, he is pumping her full of semen after the race (=right now)

>>149212681
1 ban for each 4 or 5 races

>>149212705
Kek

>>149212710
yjk she's the breeding cow of the mercedes pit crew. passed around and piped rawdog to their hearts content

>>149212710
>the worried eyes to the side
>"oh god he's gonna want me to tell him the therapy is working tonight"

>>149212710
Susie jiggling the key from the back of the garage

>>149212652
>george but he real

Norizzfags crying for a 10s penalty
all my keks

>>149212710
who the FUCK is she???!?!?!?!?
i NEED to rape her!

hadjarbros we anonymised ourselves craftily

>>149212686
>dau goes shopping instead of watching the gee pee
Always knew she was a plastic twain

>>149212681
the meltdown of Bongs would be absolute gold to see

Honestly Norris needs a free +100 to his WEC standings for the kwab of today. This was easily a F1 Academy-level move, even more mind boggling that this was a championship move.

>>149212176
shes using the toothbrush wrong lol

So NARB era penal?

>>149212591
too low iq to think of an excuse

>>149212768
The Pajeet from Perth

>>149212681
He's pretty old but I reckon he'd still be better than Lawson.

>>149212768
The poo of Perth

>>149212710
>>149212741
i think toto's the kind of guy who hired antonelli solely because he has a grotesquely large penis and toto enjoys watching him tear those girls apart with it

>>149212803
the slowing down in the pitlane was a slamdunk but it will never happen

>>149212681
He would probably be suspended. But he would do well. He was great at setting up cars. And he did one of the best overtakes ever, on Senna even (passing one of the greatest ever drivers by drifting with one hand while showing the middle finger with the other takes some skill).
Also, won his 3rd Championship after a crash where he lost depth perception

>>149212774
she supports barkmilton now, forgot?
might get the belt out just to enhance her shit evening, she was 2 min past her curfew

>goblando just repeating himself
HE'S FELTED
HE'S /WEAKMIND/

>>149212803
should be penalized just like brake checkers irl

>>149212754
you are just jealous
i surely am

>>149212786
hnnnnnngh

>>149212816
kek, probably true
at least no one in the mercedes team is a cum addicted faggot

Wake mu up when Narb penal

>>149212803
he is british, last season alone the fia ruled in his favour and agaisnt the rules in 3 occasions, australia, qatar and abudabi

>>149212768
the kurapalli of kuwuderry

safetyfirstsissies why did george do it

>>149212816
no way, antonelli definitely has a cute 12cm dick with phimosis

>drive a perfectly fine midfield race
>teammate in front of you
>suddenly remember there’s a title on the line
>brain shuts down
Landos fragility is starting to get pitiful.

>>149212803
keep dreaming amx fangirls

HULK!!!!!

>>149212681
Doubt they would even let him start a race, look at Vips for that.

>>149212803
I think nobody is saying he shouldn't be penalized.
People are saying he won't because he is a Brit.

>>149212827
it was right before the pitlane, they werent inside yet

>>149212844
>at least no one in the mercedes team is a cum addicted faggot
george hungaryfren

>>149212681
br*toid fom faggots (and w*men) and his probably br*toid team would make sure he's banned 5life

>>149212168
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/george-russell-five-second-penalty-canada/3222430/
HABNENING
AMX WINS LOL

Imagine Nelson Piquet's mind games against Norris

>>149212935
kino

>>149212329
Go to your nearest villa and pick any negrita, bro

>>149212803
>>149212849
Reminder that braking near NARB is a penalty

>>149212846
The Coma of Krakow

chances of jorj getting a penalty?

>>149212899
did it again at the end of the pitlane

might have lost the gap to the safety car as well

>>149212965
ruslel is a complete retard

>>149212935
hmmmmmm

>>149212971
0%

>>149212971
>Bongs
>Getting Penalties

Max might get one for passing George

>>149212971
Whats his nationality?

>>149212971
-25%
more likely verstappen gets a penalty for overtaking lmao

>>149212985
ah ok

>>149212424
2/10
Semen slurper, narb win but at least Norris kwab

Lando Norris is the jelloman!

>>149212935
And Lewis had spun Webber around a few laps earlier too. Had anyone told me at that point that Lewis would become a 7 time world champion, I would have told them to go fuck themselves with a rusty iron bar.

>>149212966
Why is that pisshole the first city that comes to mind?

>>149212971
>Bong
>Muh GPDA director
>Race winner
Chances so low they'll probably penalize AMX for implying NARB broke a rule

>>149212952
Nelson would literally induce him to suicide effortlessly

>>149212710
Soon to be metoo like horny man

The seat, Zak

most surprising thing about goblando goblandoing is him immediately owning it and not screaming rubbish like he pushed me off like many other shitters would have tried to argue

>>149213035
“The sleeper of Bydgoszcz” doesn’t rhyme

>>149212849
Tell me about Spa

>>149213059
too close dunne
go stand a bit further away

>>149213059
I think you mean Slater

>>149212952
Nelson would fuck Lando's mother and send him a video of it.

>>149213061
the surest sign of being /weakmind/ desu

>>149213061
Other shitters have complete and utter belief in themselves, so they can do no wrong. Norris is so mindbroken he believes only he can do wrong.

yjk narb snitched on mates in school

>>149213061
thats why he'll never be a champion
he doesnt have the vindictiveness necessary

>>149213061
Like that anon said, this kind of shows why he won't be a champion.
Imagine what Hamilton, Max, Schumacher or Senna would do.

>>149213061
It's his team mate, had it been anyone else the excuses would have come flying out of his mouth. He was BEHIND the car with NO SPACE and still went into the grass, like my toddler wouldn't do this in fucking karting.

>>149213079
what about it?

>>149213035
Because no one cares about polish geography so it's a 50/50 between Carcrow and Warzav, some nerd might say Danzig

>>149213059
DUN DUN DUN

>>149213074
The Sleeper of Szczecin, it even comes with extra consonants for your pleasure

>goblando knew it was his fault and stupid
>still mutt panicked and slammed it into the wall
Unironically doesnt belong on the grid

>>149213059
he will kill himself in a fatal f2 accident before getting a seat in f1 I'm afraid

Great week end guys

>>149213104
imagine what Piastri would have done
[spoiler]he would have murdered him in the paddock[/spoiler]

>>149213059
he looks like Piastri 2

>>149213079
>chance to rig a win for Homolton
there's your answer

>NARB to Asston
>Leclerc to Merc
>Nowizz to Ferrrari
You just know it's going to happen

>>149212846
The G'night of Gdansk

>>149213104
>>149213102
also no fucking way anybody else would've done that move.
Retard punted his teammate

>>149212935
Live russell reaction?

>>149212839
>she supports barkmilton now, forgot?
deeply grim, especially considering he's utterly washed and exposed.
>might get the belt out just to enhance her shit evening, she was 2 min past her curfew
Based

>>149213147
where's a amx/george one then
the shirtlifter would be george yesyes

?

>>149212935
The track is cursed.
It subtly bewitches drivers to pass their teammates on the left.

>>149212608
This doofus is blind!

If we went by face value of Tsunoda's pace (and Lawson's & Perez' last year) reflecting the performance of the car, we would be be witnessing the first instance of magic existing in the world and Max being a literal wizard. As magic existing seems too farfetched to me, I'll just assume that Max is just a magician and did this with the 4th fastest car, distant from Merc and Mc, 20-30s better than any other driver in the race. Just like he won last year at Canada with the distant 3rd fastest car.

Would be nice though, if on top of this other drivers weren't allowed to do whatever they wanted to him (Russell under SC as example), and only him facing consequences for them..

>>149213155
more like norizz to damon hill mental asylum lmao

If Max did that Russell breaking thing to Hamilton. What would the British media say?

>>149213188
>your seat is mine whenever I want it, you wooden faggot

>>149213108
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

>>149213188
*sneed*

>>149212971
0%

>>149213202
Ferrari is a mental asylum

>>149213111
I dunno man Krakow has nothing going for it besides some old buildings that are covered in tourist piss from all the clubs nearby
Warsaw and Gdak would be my assumptions as to cities outlanders know of.
Warsaw because it's the capital and Gdak because it's by the sea and a US soldier got bit by strippers recently

>>149213147
Can fujos at least learn to draw and paint?

>>149213188
>N

>>149213188
fujobros they're gonna fuck gimi

>>149213188
gonna show this to the f1 fujosisters

The seat, Zak.

>>149213188
AMX probably shitting on norizz

>>149213204
It wouldn't have to be Hamilton, or even a Brit, for them to lose it.

>>149213061
Probably projecting but maybe some part of his brain is in full self-sabotage mode and he might even be aware of that.

>>149213188
>DICKHEAD

>>149213271
twinks OUT

>>149213256
we should have ****** all of 'em

>>149212338
Driving into a barrier

Do they ever post the cooldown room in the highlights or somewhere? I missed the banter this time around

>>149213188
*boos you*

You Max fans are proper little faggots aren't you? Loving it when Max is being aggressive but can't take it when our George bullies him off the track.
Embarrassing

>>149213079
Spa is the best track ever

>>149213188
>your mom lol

>>149213147
>Great week? End guys!

>hulk p8
>antonelli p3
>norizz dnf
What happened? i was on a date whole evening

Kwab

Has there ever been another choker of this calibre in F1 history?

why do you hate the raptor lizard woman again?

she is doing good in this interview

K W A B
W
A
B

>>149213363
How's Eesti doing?

>>149213334
>brit seethes at brit winning
the fuck is wrong with you

>>149212935
norris will win the championship

>>149212219
What does the LN stand for?
Loser Nonce?

>>149213368
hamilton did the same to button according to sky

it continues...

So is Merc once again testing engine mods on Williams like they've done before?

>>149213364
hwhat happaned to the marshalls white overalls
couda sworn they wore white overalls in canadia

also did any cunt get flattened?

>>149213364
>PXL_20250615_193752231
Fucking artifacts everywhere, goddamn do I ever hate AI """""enhanced""""" pictures

>>149213415
Why is Britney so cursed?

>>149213418
aye, but not on themselves of course because that would make it too clear

>>149213431
'best' phone camera btw

>>149213395
the exposure one yes

>>149213415
Susie Wolff looking rough

Tell me /f1/, do you pretend to be extremely busy working when on the train?

>>149213368
>>149213337
>>149213373
>>149212151
>>149212160
No really what was going through his head?

>>149213429
No cunts got flattened unfortunately, outside of Norris
>>149213431
Fuck didn't even look at it that close, some sort of Eldritch horrors going on

I made a thread with this pic on /v/ saying
>Environmental storytelling
jannies deleted my thread so fast it wasn't even picked by third party archival sites. Why do they hate us racists so much?

The boys, the lads as it were

>>149213471
i dont even pretend to be busy at work

>>149213381
dunno what you're talking about. I'm a different czechanon sry

>>149213415
lol disgusting

>>149212337
Perhaps this was a misquote all along and what Zak actually said was "the Lando Norris error"

>let's put leaf on our flag
Why?

allegedly lulu got groundhog'd which caused the "damage"

>>149213471
>train
I'm no longer a student mate

>>149213334
It's the "Max does smth illegal, Max gets penalized, someone does smth illegal to Max, Max gets penalized" part I'm sure many have a problem with.

>>149213514
george looks completely retarded here
bad picture

>>149213497
Your fault for leaving /f1/

>>149213431
Talking about fake AI enhanced slop, what about the CGI sponsorboards during the race? How absolutely god awful.

>>149213471
>public transport

>>149213497
jannies have been hyperactive on /v/ lately
I got a 3 day ban from there recently for saying game journalists can't be trusted because they're jewish

How does Piastri only have 17% exposure for missing a podium with Mclel? I get Norris does some heavy lifting but should be more

>>149213471
I usually get women's phone numbers, written on tickets, while I watch yt vids
so yes, I pretend

>>149213337
Actually I'm going to defend him this time. He apologised to PS3 and the team.He took the full blame. He didn't act like a crybaby. Yeah he fucked up, but there is some progress in him.

>>149213534
charge him with murder

>>149213497
/v/ jannies might be the worst ones on this site, which is saying a lot

>>149213534
Always some excuse ready, in the end he ended up behind lechokki again

at least goblino took responsibility immediately, imagine if it was NARB doing the crashing...
oh wait that shit already happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjdwQDXxrfY

>>149213529
>lets put the vertical line off center
cuts both ways

The two drivers that got kicked out of Alpine/Renault have each more points than their former team combined.

>>149213575
>He apologised to PS3 and the team.He took the full blame. He didn't act like a crybaby
I like Norris, but that's not how champions act

>>149213613
71

>>149213575
Should get penalty points for that though, drove on purpose to the back of another car.

>Doesn't act smug
>focuses on how this is bad for the team
Class act, Oscar

>>149213632
Should definitely be a penalty for jeorge but itll never happen. he basically came to a complete stop

are they really blaming hamilton's lack of pace on the marmot?

>>149213588 (checked)
>>149213594
makes sense

>>149213534
>still no thank you to Canada
>>149213529
It's emblematic of the fact the natural beauty of the landscape
>>149213562
true

>>149213598
Charles Di Chokeiollo

>>149213613
It is cross

lewis confirmed as the animal abuser

>>149213594
/sp/ and /o/ jannies dont give a fuck its great

>>149213588
>>149213594
nope. cannot be. The jannies work for free.

>>149213575
>but there is some progress in him
realizing that he will never be a champion is some form of progress I suppose

>>149213632
mind = controlled

>>149213632
That's a clear penalty. Actually, if Russell gets penalized, Kimi gets more points?

The textbook definition of "mid".

>>149213569
This is abad track for the car and he got fucked hard by backmarkers

>>149213659
the chink is smart, where do you think he gets that from, the chink genes or the italians genes?

>>149213632
if max did this they would penalize him without question lol

Can I get a qrd on the race? I was hanging out with my parents.

I don't think anybody can fix ferrari

you cannot win a race at turn 1 but you can lose it (by getting mugged by an 18yo who proves to be a champagne cork for your whole race)

>>149213717
absolute slurper until norris decided to crash into the wall

>>149213632
thats a cunt move, and i respect it.

>>149213575
Shut up

>>149213684
it dont cross in the fuckin center now does it, lad?

>>149213717
pee ass tree kwabed by NARG at the start
slurper
golino kwabs himself into pee ass tree with like 6 laps remaining
end

>>149213632
Isn't the same thing NARB did cause the BIG JUAN in Mugello back in 2020

well /f1/... how many pull-ups can you do?

>>149213638
Yes, I agree. You can compare how he acted before Monaco, with his weird attitude shifts. This time he acted more mature.
>Is he a championship material?
He lack's a lot of mental strength. At least it looks like this on the camera. Especially when you compare him to Verstappen or Piastri.

>>149213732
the only way you can fix Ferrari is bringing actual competent people

>>149213726
this is way too difficult for our backwards island friend

>>149213497
>>149213594
>why does my offtopic /pol/shit get deleted wah wah
they should hand out perma ban for every off topic post

>100 million
Quite expensive sprint win

>>149213700
Not really since 10 and 11 are the middle most finishes.

>>149213128
It sounds so erotic when you put it that way.

/biz/ idea: ferrari sells off scuderia ferrari

Babymaking mating presses with Laura Winter.

If every driver was marshalled like Max, Russell would get 10s and a penalty point, Piastri would get 10s and 2 points for being in the way Austria 2024 style and Norris would also get 2 penalty points for driving into him.

>>149213826
what the FUCK is that head shape?

>>149213846
you need a large brain to appreciate vrooms

>>149213757
You don't cross the center of the bell curve

>>149213786
>/pol/shit
Goddamn you really need to take a break from posting

>>149213700
>The textbook definition of "mid".
that would be yugi

>>149212209
You have my total support in this endeavor

>>149213846
the AYY LMAO of arizona

>>149213569
i was clear from day 1 that this is not a mclaren track
he did what he could + he kwab'd norizz like a boss

>>149213826
for me it's consensual anal sex with Sophia Floersch

how i want to hold a twink

>>149213757
Are you drunk again? IT IS CROSS

>>149213231
there is that episode of Seinfeld that mentions Krakow
>I had a pony!

Max will look great in that Mercedes overall bros

>>149213895
george is gonna get fucked good

>>149213826
dried up dusty old barren hag

>>149213774
dunno but i'll pick her up with one hand and carry her off on my shoulder

>>149213704
>got shit on by Antonelli at the start
>slower than his teammate so they ended up together despite Norris starting from p7
compare that to 12% for Verstappen who lapped his teammate and beat 3 superior cars

hamobros... we could have been in that merc...

I've got a radical idea on how to fix Ferrari, they should stop focusing on selling T-shirts, caps and getting likes on instagram and istead should start focusing on racing and cars

>>149213845
Is that because he was Hamilton's rival? I remember that Americans used to boo him.

>>149213793
>Sprint Win
So basically P6, like today.

>>149213846
Stay away
predator type

>>149213934
elkann is spinning in his grave now

>>149213866
shut it faggot we have ovals to watch, no?

>>149213866
kek brutal

>>149213920
again, AMX got shat on by Russell pretty badly + he cried about the brake check like a little bitch
Piastri redeemed himself by KWABbing norizz into oblivion (and probably suicide as well)

What's up with the mustache lmao?

>>149213917
that's ruth

>>149212106 (OP)
これが 「殺人本能 」の力か

>>149213940
It's because he has destroyed Brits in every single way, yes.

>>149213899
>Are you drunk again?
dont ask stupid questions
you know better

>>149213895
george looks like one of those caricatures hoteps draw of evil white people

another succesful day at the job!

>>149214051
hes english.

Filthy disgusting dirty nasty repugnant repulsive revolting cheap good for nothing irredeemable whore

>>149213940
nah it's because he is the undisputed GOAT of F1 who happens to be not british
and britoids can't take it well

>>149213934
Enzo died in 88 man
Montezemolo retired

>>149213877
This would be much funnier if Racing Bulls didn't fuck up Yugi's strategy in Australia or his front wing didn't explode in China
>p4
>p9 or close to that

What's the point of the 2nd Red Bull?

post your local media dabbing on Lando

https://www.index.hr/sport/clanak/russell-pobijedio-prvi-put-ove-sezone-norris-napravio-glupost-i-zavrsio-u-zidu/2678150.aspx

>>149214005
does a suicidal instinct that goblando displayed today count as killer?

>>149213994
whose?

>>149212636
kwab

>>149214075
Wow you can't say that of your daughter

>>149214087
an entrant to a grand prix has to enter two cars

>>149213963
Yeah basically. Best point result have been fourth.

>>149214075
but enough about ruslel

Reminder that before the SC Merc and Mc #2s in this race were a lap ahead of Red Bull #2, Ferrari #2 about 50s ahead.

>>149214098
On top of that Norris should get a penal for moving under braking

lando hits the brakes so much earlier than oscar in the last chicane aswell, with newer tires

>>149213978
It's true that was over the line, sorry mate

>>149213991
>Russell wins in the best car
he was still quite close and beat the other Merc

>>149213934
extremely antisemitic post

>>149213632
just a bit of banter

>>149213846
too lazy to shoop

>>149214098
What the hell was lando thinking? There was never a gap

Liam Lawson needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine

>>149214091
lmao, based croaturas

>>149214142
Everybody's moving when they brake before a corner. Otherwise they wouldn't have to brake!

>>149214157
>beat the other Merc
who is a 14 yo twink (with a humongous penis as some anons have pointed out)

>>149214183
>lando
>thinking
um, no?

george is a more of a twink than kimi anons

>>149214184
>lmao just retire the car you shitter, we'd rather save the PU then watch you come in last place.

Today's winners

>Tsunoda got lapped by Verstappen AGAIN

How many fucking races is that now? Red Bull are a complete mess

>>149214098
Piastri is lucky to not have a flat tire

that will be 100 million dollars

I am not gay but I would let Mercedes drivers tag team me

>>149214216
>who is a 14 yo twink (with a humongous penis as some anons have pointed out)
who was still never far away from Russell and beat Piastri

>>149214098
>>149214323
#blessed

>>149213632
worth a shot eh?

>>149214311
That photo has to be shopped, there is no way that's a real boy

If the world was fair that jew Elkann would fire Vasseur, Al-Hamil and everyone in management and hire Amato Ferrari to run F1
However the ckmmitment to negrifying Ferrari is too great for the yid to pass up

>>149214311
What a day for the Williams [2019] drivers!

Now let's talk about Albon.

>>149214311
nice, today was a good day to be a racist desu (mainly due to LM24 but the end of the F1 GP was also fun)

Leo is suffering :(
He deserves better

>>149214311
Apologize to Claire right now

>>149214373
I almost miss Checo

>>149214340
Vasseur should be fired just for scamming Ferrari into hiring this shitter.

>>149214322
At least he beat Hadjar and Lawson this time
If he had just defended harder today he could have even got points

>What does Norris need in order to stop making these mistakes? Is he missing a mentor? Who would be suitable?
>Rosberg: Me! I'm not kidding, I would gladly help him. I already wrote him a couple times but he has never answered. Guess some people are just incorrigible *laughs*.

Yuki still has more points than Riam

>>149213632
No I respect that, it's a good response to Max' shenanigans under safety car

>>149214344
unfortunate since they're both raging bottoms

>>149214386
Aussie Lando

i have 20 mins to learn how to cook salmon

>>149214386
Same guy

>>149214420
Kek
This has to be Brazil
Westerners would never

>>149214460
jejeje

>>149214373
put me in the car
I bet I could get score at least 7 points in the remainder of the season
I have experience in the F1 games

>>149214386
>exposes PS3 for 90% of the race
>chokes
the weakest of minds

The ferrari implosion is hilarious to watch, they dropped Sir for this shitshow and build an entirely new car for this season
What a bunch of retards lmfao

>>149214466
gay

>>149214466
Rub with Salt, pepper and a bit of olive oil
Very hot pan
Sear fof 1 minute on top and bottom, and 30 sec on sides
Done

>>149214322
>4th race in a row
got saved by a SC in Imola and Spain

>>149214492
hamiltons family
>>149214516
litos come back?

>>149214322
The worst thing for Tsunoda was to get "promoted" to this team. I wonder if Max could be leading the championship in the RBR.
But then, Lawson's mental state would be like that of this guy here >>149214119 if he continued on RB.

>>149214386
he looks better with long hair, maybe he should become a tranny

>>149214183
When he started the overtake there was still a small gap assuming Lando was fine with clipping grass. And if he clipped the grass this could become Lewis - Nico crash 2.0, that would be hilarious.

>>149214420
Nothing to do with Fred. This is all on John Elkann. Look him up on Wiki ;)

>>149214551
He's already a fag so he's not that far off.

>>149214311
Giga Kubica and NARB

Burger anons
has your state had any F1 entrants?
>remembered Delaware's Brett Lunger

>>149214561
It was obvious from the nose alone

>>149214466
Turn on stove, add butter on a pan, let butter melt, add salmon wait until it's done
time to eat

>>149214386
gobtroono

>>149214466
High heat before you put it in the pan. Just get it looking cooked on all sides, then take it out. You'll likely have it on the rarer side but that's fine, remember you can eat fish raw, you'd much rather have it undercooked than overcooked and horrible. As you get more experience you can start trying to get it timed just right.

>>149214397
I'll apologize by eating her out

>>149214466
pat room temp salmon dry
add pepper, salt
heat ON
oil IN
salmon IN
SKIN FIRST
call Lando a retard
BASTE

wa la

>>149214587
Florida has a Ferrari WDC

>>149214466
Salt pepper lemon, oven at 400 for like 6 minutes

>>149214623
God I love salmon

>>149214623
>>149214668
Salmon is the best of fish.

>>149214561
>money man who knows nothing about the sport hires "the best of all time"
Yeah figures. Though I'm sure Vasseur supported the decision, he's been sucking Hamilton's cock for over two decades.

>>149214633
nice :)

>>149214681
A shame most of it is farmed and literally full of shit. Put me right off tbqh

>>149214623
I like my salmon a bit drier than that with a nice sauce.

>>149214726
jfc

>>149214524
>>149214531
>>149214596
>>149214607
wrong

>>149214623
>>149214656
correct but i must pan sear
only ever done it in the oven

THERES A FLY ON THE RIM OF MY BEER YOU NASTY FUCKER ITS NOT FOR YOU

>>149214587
Yes, we had Jackie Stewart and David Cooltard

>>149214691
But Schumacher is the best of all time.

>>149214726
kek

>>149214726
idgi

>>149214726
hamilton was pitstop behind him despite starting 3 grid positions higher, if they'd still give a point for that he'd gone for it for sure

>>149214726
he's so cute when he's retarded

>>149214750
>Burger

>>149214726
someone post the newey pic talking about drivers iq

>>149214738
What do you mean "literally full of shit"? The meat is full of shit? It eats shit and there's shit in its stomach, if you eat that for some reason? It's prone to making unreliable claims?

>>149214751
He was kicked out of Ferrari once before, I doubt they want him back. Besides, he's kind of indisposed atm.

Nigel Mansell is the only good UK driver ever

>>149214762
he's asking about going for the fastest lap point. They discounted that this year

>>149214762
don't worry about it

>>149214774
My mum is american and I inherited US citizenship as a result, even have a US passport lost in a drawer somewhere

>>149214726
I don't get it

>>149214793
jim clark

>>149214795
oic ty
>>149214796
k

>>149214827
>>149214827

>>149212755
I giggled, capped for the future shitposting

>>149214749
>wrong
Right. What's your objection? They're telling you how to fry your salmon.

>>149214812
based

>>149214726
hot

>>149214830
killed wolfgang von trips

>>149214812
My guess is a point for FL

>>149214743
what's a nice salmon sauce?

>>149214808
I hope you file your annual tax return with the IRS
Also, I hope you call your mum "mahm"

>>149214726
he just wants to vroom

>>149214840
1 said im gay, 1 didnt crisp the skin, 1 gave no instruction and one said to fuck it up

>>149214749
I told you to sear you rastacunt

>>149214879
creamy sauce with a bit of lemon

>>149214934
I didn't tell you to fuck it up, you said you'd never done it so I gave you entry level instructions that probably wouldn't have it turn out perfectly but would reliably keep you from ruining it

>>149214964
buddy 1 min isnt doing shit to the skin moutside of a forge
i have skinless white down for 3 mins to even get a crust

m8 i can cook a fuckin fish ive just never done it in the pan

>>149214098
kwabn

>>149214373
Funny thing is /f1/ will slurp his microdick because >Japanese
Checo didn't kwab that bad like Tsunoda. Like expected, this midget keeps seething and raging like a weakmind

captcha: JPN V0

>>149215061
I'm pretty sure RB regrets paying Poorez millions to fuck off

>>149214175
>>149213884

Jim Clark killed Wolfgang von Trips and 15 spectators. He literally hit von Trips from behind in the braking zone. He claims von Trips turned into him but they were literally like 10 car lengths from the turn in. Then a few years later Jim Clark killed himself with no one else around him to blame. The British media still celebrates him to this day as one of the greatest ever. Every time I hear someone praising Jim Clark I roll my eyes.

>since emilia 2024 the redbull 2nd seat has barely scored 50 points
>40 something were from checo
what is the point of this team after max goes to mercedes

>>149215140
Perfidious people support perfidious individuals

>>149215166
Red Bull began and ended with Newey. It's absolutely over for them.