Thread 149228791

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>>149221079

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
211 (210 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
240 (237 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 198 (+12)
NOR: 176 (+0)
VER: 155 (+18)
RUS: 136 (+25)
LEC: 104 (+10)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 374 (+12)
Mercedes: 199 (+40)
Ferrari: 183 (+18)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+18)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+1)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 646.57 (+54.47)
HAM: 617.28 (+45.53)
NOR: 611.75 (+93.77)

>News:
Toto Wolff: McLaren must “establish rules” early on to prevent further clashes
Lewis Hamilton's dad offers fatherly advice as he reveals "proudest thing"
Charles Leclerc blames his mistakes, not Ferrari strategy for tough Canadian GP
Pierre Gasly speaks out on shock Luca de Meo exit: "Important to stick together as a team"
George Russell is a target for Aston Martin
Lewis Hamilton hints at deeper Ferrari issues: ‘A lot of changes are needed’
Jacques Villeneuve: Oscar Piastri “a little bit nasty” in McLaren Montreal clash
Sky F1 presenter Rachel Brookes takes step back after ‘vile abuse’ follows Verstappen interview

I HATE RUSSELL SO FUCKING MUCH

Alonso pole

He might hate Russell, but really he truly hates Hamilton.

>>149228800
ok Max you crybaby

I LOVE RUSSELL SO FUCKING MUCH

so no more chance of a rachel uppy on the broadcast?

>>149228791 (OP)
>Sky F1 presenter Rachel Brookes takes step back after ‘vile abuse’ follows Verstappen interview
kek what

He might love Russell, but truly he loves cddcvvvg xddddcvghbflu red ! Fj jg

I HATE RUSSELL SO FUCKING MUCH

>>149228804
missed it by 17 seconds

I hate all e*glish drivers
Death and disaster on george russell, lewis hamilton, lando norris and oliver bearman

>>149228808
>Max
this is Robert speaking

He might hate Russia, but really he is Russian.

It's nice to root for Mercedes again.

>>149228830
sloopy performance, in fact it wasnt even the first alonso related post

>>149228675
>criminal that womans with this figure arnt rounded up and put in breeding factories
The Patriarchal Dictator of Perth

>>149228817
they're trying to get Max banned, alongside his fans

>>149228853
Minoxidil will cure this.

Andrea Kimi Antonelli

Wow thanks Red Bull. I will buy your product nao!

>>149228865
why do these posts always end in "of Perth"?
don't you cunce know any other dungheaps here

gimi

edd straw's 2025 canadian grand prix driver rankings:

mclaren is the only mercedes powered team without an engine faliure
uk, oscar leads from lando, hamil completing the podium, oscars engine dies with 5 laps to go, jorge is the driver in 3 now, for an all "british" podium in the uk and changing the lead in the championship

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

>>149228817
https://youtu.be/MLJ4GyhdhYU

The papayas will return

>>149228911
Melbourne, and I wish I never went. But hey it was cleaner than New Delhi. Fuck India. I hate business trips sometimes.

>>149228911
you may have an F1 race but you will never trick people into caring about your country.

>>149228927
What is that?

>>149228911
The Coomer of Canberra

>>149228947
nah, I told you >>149158393
russell, max and chuck will change wins from now on until abu dhabi which inevitably lead to 5th consecutive verstappen WDC. (papaya still wins WCC but nobody cares)

So why were the mclarens relatively nowhere for once?

>>149228974
Shitty qualy

There shouldn't be another F1 WDC winner in Mclaren after Lewis Hamilton. It'd be racist to take the title of latest champion with the team, and his fans would harras him/her if it were to happen.

>>149228982
Is it over for them? they looked so average in Montreal.

>>149228954
Poulet Frit du Kentuky

>>149228989
I sure hope it is, bunch of fucking cheaters. I’m not even joking. Cheats in LeMans and F1.

>>149228991
kek

>>149229002
>cheats
That’s Mercedes, actually.

>>149229006
It's not a joke, that's how it's branded in Quebec lel

>>149228936
Will he keep racing after he's gone from F1, do you think? Where would he go?

>>149229028
no
he would run a DIY bathtub hormones operations

>>149229037
What does that mean

I am starting to be really afraid, could our local bongs go to check on all Greggs in London?

>>149228791 (OP)
>Sky F1 presenter Rachel Brookes takes step back after ‘vile abuse’ follows Verstappen interview
VUILE HOOOOOEEEEERRRRRR

gimi

>>149228817
KWAB

>>149229050
he was late last time too
so there's only one explanation
edd straw has a girlfriend

>>149229052
my kekerinos, I yelled that as if I were on the stadium

>>149228810
even with this hair? >>149214827
weirdo

>>149229052
kinda weird, huh? you'd think the dutch love dykes

if only Liberty Media could invest some money in archiving and preserving footage of races from the 70s....

rachel brookes still owes me a look at her fanny and bum as her summer dress blows up the paddock

>>149229079
Why do you want her dress to blow up?

Fuck my boy pussy

>>149229097
who?

>>149229097
Males don’t have vaginas! Silly faggot.

>>149229097
Edd? Are you alright?

now we'll never know

How did he go from being an alcoholic chad thunderbum to a proper gentleman on television in later years?

Well I’m gonna go make some more Edd photoshops. Wish me luck.

>>149229146
>proper gentleman
doubt

>>149229065
Like pottery

>>149229065
at least there were visibility issues in 2011 that meant button didn't see hamilton when he moved over, and hamilton should have been more cautious. 2025 was 100% norris's fault, piastri barely even noticed it.

Still kinda disappointed that PS3 didn't get a puncture

How long until normalfags have this conversation about Hamilton?

>>149229206
we are never having this conversation unless someone breaks the 7 championships record.

>>149229216
alonso 2031

>>149229206
chuck has already invalidated both of their WDCs

>>149229216
>didn't even manage five in a row

no i did not like george winning
kimi would have been better

>>149229227
>7 wdc at 50
Would be too based

Where are the rankings, Edd?

>>149229305
i ate them

>>149229305
>>149229317
samefag

>>149229305
i ate them

>>149229284
Kimi is a mediocre nepobaby doing a good job in the second fastest car ffs. It would be a travesty for him to be any lower than P7, he barely has any competition.

https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/2025-f1-canadian-grand-prix-driver-rankings-edd-straw/

Top 3 are Russlel, Alonso.and Hulk. KWABrris 20th

>>149229326
no

>>149229353
>Top 3 are Russlel, Alonso.and Hulk
ahhh, missed by a bit, i said andres instead of hulk

>>149229353
ALONSOOOOOOOOO

>>149228951
>India
Why even do business there? Saarjeets are fucking dumb.

DEATH TO CAPTURAS DE PANTALLAS

>>149229389
>>149229392
oh no no no

so wdc battle is off then? lando is just gonna check out or can he crawl back?

LARGA VIDA A LAS CAPTURA DE PANTALLAS

>>149229421
God willing Norris and PS3 will eat each other alive every race from now.

>>149229421
He's still only 22 points off with 14 races and however many sprints left

>>149229439
cant see it getting better for him now that hes behind in points if hes already desperate enough to cause a crash like on sunday while being level on points.

Austria next

>>149229421
Just like last year
Lando was never in the title fight, it always was PS3's title to lose, he is prioritizing WCC

>>149229396
Translation is real lmao
Google havin a bit of a giggle

mae piastri

>>149229068
You're thinking of bikes.

>>149229451
It just takes one Piastri DNF.

>>149229527
Oscar is INVINCIBLE

>>149229508
No he is thinking of kikes
Oh wait that's americans, sorry carry on

>>149229146
he came from an aristocratic family
the proper gentleman bit was always there waiting for him

>>149229389
>>149229392

>>149229377
Good for a rookie but slower than your teammate in every competitive session is not a top 3 result.

>watch a documentary about Tyrrell
>they completely gloss over everyone that is not Stewart, Scheckter or Cevert
>they dedicated more time to the fat sack of lard that is Martin Brundle than Michele Alboreto, the last Grand Prix winner with Tyrrell

>>149228908
Why is George Russell in a RB ad?

>>149229567
tyrell corporation... the future is now... entering electrosphere..................

>>149228932
are these "british" in the room right now?

>>149229659
I'm in a room right now

Edd finally finished his sausage rolls?

>>149229643
meruse t.b.h.

ynr Spack Poohan

>>149229552
its not only thinking what is a top 3 performance, but thinking what the fatso considers to be a top 3 performance
hulk did poorly, well, not q3, in qualy and didnt win the f1.5 race, so i didnt saw him in the top 3, and with the fatso you never know what he will say of max
>>149229680
it isnt called san marino, boomer

cold blooded murder!

>>149229774
cope

>>149229774
A bit racist of that groundhog, innit?

>>149229774
modern f1 cars are so fucking ugly it's unbelievable

>>149229206
Hamilton is a top 5, top 10 driver all time if you look at season by season teammate head to heads. I think fairly indisputably there are 3 better (Prost, Fangio, Clark) but he's in the next grouping with guys like Alonso, Senna, and Vettel

>>149229809
>Hamilton is a top 5, top 10 driver all time if you look at season by season teammate head to heads.
ok i looked at them and he lost to 2 teammates who aren't even in the top 30 driver of all time list

>>149229841
That happens to every driver in that tier. Its extremely rare for a driver, even a great one, not to have at least 1 if not more bad years

>>149229809
>enchants McLaren to favor him over Alonso, still couldn't win
>loses to Button
>loses to Rosberg
>loses to Russell
>loses to The Clerk

>>149229809
>but he's in the next grouping with guys like Alonso, Senna, and Vettel
this is more painful that when people call him alonslow

>>149229895
who did schumi lose to? who did fangio lose to? who did clark lose to? who did stewart lose to?

>>149229896
When you have world champion level teammates, sometimes you lose to them. Consider Michael Schumacher, who went 0-4 against teammates that were or would become world champions. Its much more defensible to lose to those kind of drivers than to lose to people like Ocon

>>149229934
Take the black dick out of your mouth

>>149229934
>Consider Michael Schumacher, who went 0-4 against teammates that were or would become world champions

>>149229934
>world champion level teammates
The only reason Rosberg became a world champion was because of Al-Hamil's own incompetence.
Also lol at
>world champion level
>russell
>leclerc

>>149229950
i dont know what he is referring to

>>149229921
more like

>>149230011
very nice

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brave

>>149229916
>who did schumi lose to?
Rossberg, several times
>who did fangio lose to? who did clark lose to?
Fangio and Clark are in the tier above Hamilton because they only had 1 bad year in their entire careers. Fangio lost to Farina in 1950, and was spotless otherwise. Ditto with Clark.
>who did stewart lose to?
Graham Hill in 1965 and 1966

>>149228936
>someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves
*she

>>149229955
Rossberg became a world champion because he was an excellent driver. Look no further than him destroying the myth of Schumi when they were teammates for evidence

peg the patriarchy

Rosberg was a shitter and a cheat

>>149230102
Agreed. I was hoping for Hamilton in 2016

>>149229680
I fed him a pizza with Canadian bacon and he wolfed it all down. He’s a big guy.

>>149230034
browser

Hamilton is a shitter and a cheat

>>149230105
2016 was his best season, kinda ironic that he didnt win it

>>149230029
Yeah

>>149230086
>Look no further at him destroying 45 yo, post motorbike accident schumacher
ok have my last (You)

Schumacher fans still coping i see.

>>149229752
Hulk outqualified Bortoleto and was in another league to him as far as race pace goes.

>>149229595
surprise driver swap
theyre sending jorj into shitbox hell again then throw him out when the car gets good

>>149230105
that's your own fault

>>149230151
S

you can have favorites but the truth of the matter is everyone is a shitter unless proven otherwise.
owning up to liking mediocre/above average drivers is liberating.

So… Status on Norris?

looking back on it
-the 10 second penalty for stroll was complete bullshit
-sainz divebombing and locking up but allowed to keep the place, bullshit as well
-no penalty points for norris
-russell shithousery under the safety car okay
-russell swearing during the press conference okay

fia riggitini

>>149230161
Stroll was penalised for pushing Gasly onto the grass, not diving into the hairpin.

>>149230156
Admits fault, that’s all you need to know.

>>149230156
KWAB (probably already off'd himself)

austria will be good for ferrari, chuck has 4 top 2 finishes there, 5 if you consider sprints real, (they're not)

>>149230161
you forgot the drivers that broke sc procedure and got no penalty while yuki got his weekend ruined because he passed a broken car

>>149230185
oh right, that's another one

>>149230210
edd should do the twist

Can someone generate an AI video of Edd Straw breakdancing?

>>149230210
what's with ted and the shorts?

and then edd should do the twist again
like he did last summer

migu

>>149230052
yeah but farina and hill were 10 ten times better than rosberg

>>149229402
Get rekt
(IDK if it will work)

>>149230332
thought it was going to say screenshot as i have my pc in english, i did it with win+shift+s

>>149230332
>>149230344
nigga just use 4chanXT. Lets you randomize files or rename them on the spot without having to rename the actual file. And you should use it anyway for everything else.

>>149230141
borts demerit
not saying that hulks race was bad, just saying that i thought that edd would rate kimis higher
>>149230168
he knows

>>149228791 (OP)
This is a great shot, they should set it up on more tracks. I remember seeing it in Monaco, I think at Mirabeau.

btw in the post-race radio, Kimi moaned the same way he does when he gets topped by daddy Toto

How do I apply for an F1 tow truck driver?

clearly a /f1/ thread

my list of who did well:
Russell, based, tried to fuck with Max under sc
Verstappen: was alright
Antonelli: cucked Piastre, helped kill Norriss
Fernando: is a king
Hulkenberg, Ocon, Zains: mwah

Andrea de Cesaris

>Fat or skinny fucks who can't even maintain a brisk walk make a job out of talking shit about something they have never done before
Why are these people allowed to be journalists? Only drivers and important team staff should be journalists

>>149230296
I agree. Its why drivers that beat them are a tier above Hamilton

>>149230501
>something they have never done before
Edd Straw is a racer.

I think people have been too harsh on Max snd Lando these past two races, crashing and being reckless is big part of the fun of raceing and with how safe modern cars are its not like anything awful is going to happen from some roughhousing. I am a big fan of American racing tho so I'm biased

>>149230574
Most masculine brit

>>149230555
How does he get in and out?

>>149230501
>Only drivers and important team staff should be journalists
This is why Button, Villeneuve and Rosberg need to narrate more. They can always get better narrating, and their insights are worth more than some journalist or lower formula woman driver, even if they have their own bias.

>>149230589
They assemble/reassemble the car around him.

>>149230599
>Villeneuve and Rosberg
Imagine them getting into a 50 lap long argument over the rules

Gay anons...I'm so sorry

>>149230599
Aren't you forgetting someone?

>>149230625
Purposely

>>149230625
>Becomes steward
>Gives every non British Driver a drive through.

I'm sorry, but did RED BVLL already lose? Oh, that's right. The season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 2/5 of the season. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this post when the season is still on? Red BVLL are still in playing now and they have been the best team in the Paddock for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst cheaters in F1 who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of that one female employee who Horner harassed. But you know what? They still f***ing suck. RED BVLL are one of the best f***ing teams in racing, they went 21/22 in '23 and would of have won the constructors last year if Perez didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the f*** up before you make retarded replies like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when RED BVLL wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the goblino just stepped out of bounds, ramming PS3 down when they needed a goods point haul, just like the M*rcedes of old did. Are you a f***ing drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a f***ing idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm f***ing serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-RED BVLL topics because you're a f****** hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. F*** you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these f***ing teams on the board, like I give a f***. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid s*** like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your f***ing life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. F*** you. You are nothing.

>>149230605
Max would never

I ain't reading all that

Just finished watching the race. Pretty fun last few laps. Norris kwab'd, Verstappen got bamboozled by NARB, and Proudy, Alonso, Ocon, and Hulk did fantastic.

>>149230052
>Rosberg
You cannot use Schumacher's years at Merc as a slight against his records. He came back from several years out of the sport, a lot older, into a completely different regulation and team, after an accident that almost killed him. And in their times as teamates, it was clear that Schumacher was, year by year, getting his groove back, to the point he completely outperformed Rosberg in 2013, which is only not represented in the standings because he was extremely unlucky and outright robbed that year. Hamilton's losses were not like that. The only one you can claim about mitigating factors is 2025 with Leclerc, with the team change, and even then, not even comparable to the problema Schumacher had to overcome in Merc. Hamilton lost to Button, Rosberg and Russell (with Russell being new at Merc and Lewis being the favored lead driver no less) twice on pure performance alone.

I miss kmag

>>149230624
>bear.jpg
more like BEARD.JPG HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

>>149230029
need this as an engine sound mod

>>149230659
>>149230052
*2012 not 2013

>>149228791 (OP)
>Sky F1 presenter Rachel Brookes takes step back after ‘vile abuse’ follows Verstappen interview
Whats this about?

>>149230631
Purposely you say

>>149230173
Look at Lances face I wonder what aanime he is thinking about

>>149230625
Brundle is OK in my book

>>149230173
Why does Lance look more like a caveman than Herta?

>>149230624
ai slop

>>149230624
on closer inspection... he's not even kissing her on the lips

>>149230761
o-oh my

>>149230761
this isn't as comfy as it looks, for both parties

>>149230754
>before
Leclerc is not getting a wdc

>>149230624
we can all go back to posting Senna now

>>149229146
>f1 took down that interview because it was too based
Sad

Norris will win the WDC

bear"man" should just go public, this aint the '90s anymo

>>149230709
More victim mentality by bongs

:)

>>149230818
grim prospect desu

Villeneuve is the most underrated overrated driver ever, when you think about it.

>>149230841
Nah thats Ralf Schumacher

>>149230853
more like the worst most highly rated driver.

I will be posting on here as usual but comments/tags/mentions on here and on X have been disabled for the foreseeable future due to the enormous amounts of vile abuse I was sent after the Spanish GP.

>>149228817
>>149228939
kwab

>Sauber got bort off the hook
>RB yeeted Yugi under the bus
Lol

we are all homosexuals here. or objectophiles.

>>149230865
you rang?

>makes Troostappen and Hamilnog fans seethe and wake up in the middle of the night and go on 4chan to get rid off their rage
How can one driver be so based?

>>149230893
F1 likes to bully individual drivers, but runs scared if lots of drivers are accused of the same infraction, especially if it would affect the final standings.

>>149230821
No surprise. Did she ask some inappropriate questions and get a little pushback?

>>149229809
>>149229934
>those replies
they hated him because he told them the truth

>>149230919
Jim Clark killed Wolfgang von Trips. And that's a GOOD THING

>>149230927
Drop off the VPN Nigel

/f1/ is officially the least gayest thread on /sp/

>>149230979
Wolfgang Von DUBZ!

>>149230985
make yourself at home

>>149230979
check these von trips

>>149230985
What’s the gayest thread?

>>149230979
qrd?

>>149230985
wow I don't go to the rest of /sp/ but it must be astoundingly gay

>>149230979
>>149230998
:(
>>149231008
1961 Italian GP
there were more casualties, I believe about 20 spectators died

>>149230985
based, that means there's no girls here

>>149230907
>objectophiles
some years ago i unironically felt butterflies in my belly like looking at your crush when i saw a 550 pic, reminding me that it existed and it was my fav 'rrari. that's the only time that happened to me with an inanimate object

>>149231003
/heem/ I suppose. We talk about a guy having a strong bottom position while getting ground and pounded.

Inshallah one day all the bongs will be forced to leave for wa.p chan and we'll have a golden era of relentless shitposting

canada 2006
ralf with damage to his car stays out long enough to crash into jacques and retires on the same lap
jacques is then dropped by williams for kubica who then gets a podium in his third race for the team

>>149231112
and he won Le Mans yesterday :)

>>149230985
Yes its only 75% gay

>>149228766
Based
They should send Lando and his shitty title hopes to Gavelston

>>149230659
As much as I like Lauda he should rot in hell for how he double-crossed Schumi in 2012.

>>149231172
amx would be REALLY pissed if he was passed by him
he would get passed if he didn't pitted

>>149230659
>You cannot use Schumacher's years at Merc as a slight against his records.
Its the fairest thing to do. Either you beat your teammate or you dont. Every driver has a litany of excuses about why they didn't win every race they enter. But sports is about reality and results. And the results show that the one time Schumacher had a teammate that was at world champion level, he lost and lost often

>>149231112
https://www.formula1.com/en/results/2006/races/798/canada/practice/1
Kubica was 1,9 *seconds* faster than anyone in F1 but you are right, It's Shit Nick who should have been sacked.

Now that the dust has settled - who was in the wrong here?

>>149231258
Heidfeld was better than both most of the time and it took Kubica 1 and a half years to be as close to Nick as Villeneuve was

>>149231258
*F1 > FP1

>>149231265
Fat Zak

>>149229452
You can see her hitting The Wall in real time

>>149231265
I feel like he wouldn't have crashed if he had bigger balls and just went on the grass.

>>149231304
Turn your monitor on

>>149231265
It was completely nonsensical to switch to that side. He wanted to do an epic move to show he's also one of the big boys and fucked up.

>>149231265
what was he even thinking

>>149229206
i think we need to admit early hamilton was verstappen level

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZ8q8l0HV4&ab_channel=FORMULA1
i wish they still showed these driver briefings
also,
gimi

>>149228791 (OP)
>George Russell is a target for Aston Martin
who is leaving am and who is replacing narb at mercedes?

>>149231035
Wouldn't that make us also the most gay?

>>149231361
>hope I find a LEDX tonight for Medstation level 3

>>149231396
so what

>>149231389
its a coordinated attack by the british media, they are attacking alonso, they also said that alonso was moving to alpine, they want him out of aston
dont worry about it

>>149231265
He would have made it if he went on the grass and Oscar would have had to open up, plus he would still have wheels on the track making it a legal overtake

>>149231265
ps3 literally did nothing wrong

>>149231265
Pirelli for making Piastri's tires survive that contact

similar to japan, was it japan? pit exit lando and max are getting out, max doesnt leave space and lando goes into the grass
he thinks that people will just make way, i guess that being spoiled makes you think that way, but hey, strolls father is rich

>>149231432
Nothing, I am not complaining

>>149229353
Checo stocks keep going up

>>149231549
>tfw no middle age mommies are working in that plane as stewardess

>>149231499
Max gave him penty of space, he just got spooked

>>149229067
what's wrong with it

>>149229047
troons that literally manufacture their own hormones in their house

>>149231584
everything

would have gaped

How I do into cars
>hurrrrr durrrrr vroom vroom I go so fast
>hurrrr durrrr rubbin is racin faggot
>hurr durr NOO NOT MY HECKING F1
I can drive better than the lot of these pussies
COME AT ME I FUCKING DARE YOU.
FUCKING STUPID CUNT

>>149230401
I agree
>>149230418
Don't post things like this
>>149230761
or this
>>149230825
:(

>Was beating buttass on his merc debut untill he got retired
>Beat shamilton
>Isn't affraid to drive dirty or get under peoples skin
>is happy to mentor Mini Gimi
>Helped merc develop out if it's worst phase in a decade
>might still be getting dropped for max
Why is toto a backstaber?

>>149231768
he is Austrian

>>149231724
>rubbin is racin faggot
What the fuck did he ever do to you?

>>149231799
also got mentored by Lauda

>>149231743
don't tell me what to do

>>149231768
Jews know they can never trust the perfidious anglo, that's why he's hiring a heterosexual driver like Max Verstappen who he knows won't steal his new frotting friend gimi Anthoneli

gimi

>>149231825
Just because you change the Yotsuba theme doesn't make this an NSFW board, control yourself.

yjk toto absolutely OBLITERATED kimi's bussy last night to celebrate his first podium. pic related as it's the face toto made as he climaxed deep inside kimi's anus

>>149231600
what are you even saying? do i wanna know?

She will replace Max once he leaves for Merc

>>149231863
ufff

>>149231940
>t.

grim

>>149231863
pregnant kelly is more NSFW than bros sucking dick

>>149231964
jejeje

>>149231863
>you will never get to heem your cum into kelly piquet
its not fair bros

>>149232057
It's not what it's cracked up to be bro, trust me.

>>149232057
>lost virginity
>started losing title
It's not worth it, that's why one day I will win the title

>>149232057
she consumes the penis after the sex

<3

Uh oh Ollie got thurough pat down

>>149231385
the entirety of manufactured dts drama is less entertaining than these briefings

next 6 posts are all false and the 7th one is true

>>149232316
The poster above me is straight.

Esti is the best poster in /f1/ general

>>149232274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU59IUH7HrQ

>>149232274
the look of a man who is smuggling drugs up his butt

>>149229206
>normies ever criticizing a groid
HAHAHAHA LOL

Norris looks so dead inside

>>149232618
>16 june
wait is it today? wsant supposed to be on the 26th?

>>149231830
>>149231863
am I alone because I don't find a woman with my face (thanks god) ?

>>149232670
¿?

>>149232618
is this picture AI generated or just filtered to death

I am not gay

>>149232656
World premiere for important people/red carpet today, then screenings for influencers, then screenings for critics, then the 26th for everyone else

>>149232689
yes, because norris is diseased

>>149232702
gey

>>149232679
have you noticed verstappen and kelly have the same face, right?, this has been pointed out a trillion times already

>>149231265
he was assuming piastri would swerve to the right, it didnt work out. not as big a fuck up as it looks.

>>149232656
26th for the normies

shan’t be watching F1: Der Film (2025) until I can watch it for free on my TV

>>149232737
no, kelly=maxs mum

>>149232751
ik ook

>>149232656
26th for goym

>>149232751
tru tru

>>149229065
button could see him 100%
but that's why he's a wdc and lando won't ever be one

>>149232751
previews say there's some explicit gaping happening in the movie

>>149232773
in a few months for PATRIOTS

>>149232737
I don't know what you're talking about, didn't you mean Max's mother when she was young?

>>149232723
shut up :DDDD

>>149231549
colapinto looking like a knock-off leclerc here

>>149231265
so the only thing you have to do after trying to crash somebody out is to say 'my bad' and everybody loves you?

>>149232790
does brad pitt get anally gaped by the black man?

>>149232864
watch it and tell us

>>149231572
nope. Checo was shit in the car that won 99% on races

>>149232860
>red carpet
>there is no carpet
???

>>149232881
what did the previews say about the gapings

>>149232864
has brad pitt ever played a homosex character

>>149232703
>>149232741
>>149232773
oh ok, might watch it because my mom saw the trailer yesterday during the leaf gp and was surprised that eff juan got its own movie

>>149232274
SAY IT AIN'T SO BEARBOYS
WE DAWG FOOD

>>149232917
i think he was a queer in that vampire movie

>>149232940
RATBROS, WE RISE

>>149232940
>there are homos in this very general that were sure Beartwink will destroy the Rat

>>149232819
>>149232755
are you implying max doesn't look like his mother?

>>149232913
daniel ricciardo has a surprise cameo during the second act in which he performs an unstimulated act of art on a large clay phallus

>>149232940
grim

>>149229680
>Yugi king of the midfield with Racing Bulls
>turns to "worst driver" after Red Bull
Edd should just accept it and put AMX 1 in every race so Yugi could be ranked more fairly

>>149229680
I'm pretty sure Edd is gay for Leclerc

>>149232973
no one wants him but the large clay phallus wants his bussy

I am in love with one /f1/ anon but I won't tell you wich one so you have to fight for me

>>149232274
My man Doino looking like what genAI would spit out for the prompt "American cop"

>>149233079
That's Canada ya hoser

>>149233065
nah, this is easy. we know gasflip went to slovakia to fulfill her white cock fantasies. she met you. you're the bf she was talking about

>>149233065
it's the Estonian

wait, luca de meo is out?

>>149233116
Wrong
https://www.instagram.com/haasf1team/p/DK-P8EDTFxM

permanent BNWO anal hypno sissification of lando norris

evening lads

>>149233242
evening

>>149231265
whoever caused the cars to get so big - deserves to be raped and summarily executed

lando as well

Scandibros… explain this?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombings_in_Sweden#Timeline_of_noted_bombings

>>149232740
Why in the absolute living fuck would someone defending his position from a car completely behind him suddenly open up for no reason and allow them a free pass?
Stupid VPN ching chong.

>>149233116
Those are definitely not Canadian cops

>>149233290
>Rostami said criminologists in Sweden do not know why there was a strong increase and why Sweden has a much higher rate than countries close by.
lmfao

Reminder PS3 didn't even lift. Probably didn't even notice until he looked in his mirror at the kwab.

https://streamable.com/00uyt0

>>149233290
should have been Norway

>>149233368
imagine going to uni for 4 year, plus 2 years of master plus 20 years of experience to be colorblind

>>149233242
goedenavond lief

>>149229774
That's not very vegan, is it?

>>149233368
What being color blind does to a motherfucker.

>>149233336
2018 verstappen expected ricciardo to do that


was it so clear then?

>>149233422
>>149233467
purely
socio-
economic
factors

>>149233502
is it safe to say sweden has been blacked?

>>149233368
>Amir Rostami
oh so Shaila-Ann Rao in F1 term

>>149233529
'fraid so

>>149233529
as well as pozzed, islam'd, and cunny'd

Good night you sexy people, especially (You)

Why are there no Muslim F1 pilots?
Why do you never see a Muslim walking a dog?

>>149233570
noo (You) ;)

goodnight, sweet prince ..

>>149233570
(You) too
Tomorrow is another chance to turn it all around.

>>149233498
Completely different situation since Max moved under braking just before the braking zone and Ricciardo locked up. Piastri didn't move, and Norris didn't lock up.

Also, whataboutism.

>>149233580
Hadjar

Reminder, Norizz crashed into the back of Nar during the Lego race

>>149233563
>two years and three months in prison
how was this man not castrated, caned, and permanently banned from the country

>>149233580
I see muslims walking their dog all the time. Always off leash but wrapped in robes, showing only their faces

>>149233580
the salaam fears leo (2cute)

https://www.f1-news.eu/news/formula-1-la-russa-parla-di-ferrari-ci-vorrebbe-uno-come-briatore-35064
>Italian head of Senate (and father of the future Italian Automobil Club's president): "Ferrari needs someone like Briatore to get back to the top"

>>149233607
Not a mooslum, just a nafri
His mom has been to a few events and she's never wearing any of the curtains

>>149233580
Leclerc’s gf is Muslim

>>149233629
thats true - ferrari cannot win without rigging and gaming the system

>>149233612
Perhaps that one was huwite
>>149233629
>Ferrari need to cheat
grim (but true)

>>149233602
the situation was only slightly different, the faster car still rear-ended his teammate out of desperation

and whatabout it? they all expect the leading car to yield

>>149233657
Wrong. She is Mexican (gypsy).

>>149233629
But he literally cost alpine millions by buying cola

>>149231265
Norris rams Piastri from behind.webm

>>149233706
Cola is pay driver so he is paying for himself

even if you dont like flavio, what he provides in terms of entertaintment it more than worth it
and he is good in what he does

why are italians addicted to cheating and scamming?

/biz/ idea: more wayward billionaires in F1

>>149233800
you are literally a Jew

>>149233242
Hey I have a question that only a French (Québécois need not apply) could answer… is Paris cringe?

>>149233835
you didnt answer my question

>>149233878
>only a French
it is cringe

>>149233886
fuck that gif

>>149233886
you could answer that yourself I am pretty sure

>>149233888
>Greek
Well you’re closer to the France than I am so I’ll take your word for it.

>>149233800
>>149233886

>>149233800
They are heavily indebted to mafia so they have nothing to lose

>>149231265
If you realise you're about to fucking crash, make sure to take out your other teammate in the split-seconds so they don't have a bigger leg on you in the championship. The retard really isn't championship-material one bit.

Austria next

Who’s having it worse this season… Verstappen or Norris?

/biz/ idea: sell nuclear equipped hypersonic warheads to Ali Hosseini Khamenei

>>149233979
Verstappen's season is not good because of Red Bull. Norris' season is not good because of Norris

Anyone know what this sign says in full?

It’s up!
https://www.youtube.com/live/Qdsuh99dRGs?si=ZfY94PfHJWeUTFJP

>>149234012
>Red Bull
Mateschitz is suffering in the afterlife after seeing his legacy be tarnished.

>>149234058
Didn't the drivers watch this shit once already? Why are they being subjected to a repeat viewing?

>>149234045
yes

>>149234084
humiliation ritual

>>149233965
Who needs the F1 movie when we have this Kino

>>149233700
Moved.
Under.
Braking.

>>149234058
cuckfty and bortolento linked up

>>149234084
it's just so good omfg

>>149234107
crashed
into
rear-end of teammate

>>149234173
Were.
Driving.
Race cars.

>>149234084
director's cut

>>149234045
>We are committed to providing ? empowerment
Can't tell much of what's in the middle there
>Everyone regardless of background and community should be treated with respect?

>>149234183
expected gap
where
no gap

>>149234045
Some kind of mix of empty words from this I quess
https://media.formula1.com/image/upload/v1701969109/content/dam/fom-website/manual/Misc/f1_code_of_conduct/F1_Code_of_Conduct_7_December_2023.pdf

>>149234173
Every day, fags like you remind me how much I hate my stupid leaf flag.

>>149234107
>Move under braking
>Right before the braking zone
Do you hear yourself

>>149233116
based retard

>>149234084
That was an optional private screening. This is the official molokwood premiere

>>149234212
you should see the posts everywhere canadians put leaf flags in their handles

still looking for some decent but cheap posters.
they are all ass

>>149234084
punishment for a boring race last weekend

>>149234058
holy scoliosis

which current driver is most likely to be addicted to sex crimes?

the movie is supposedly done by the guys behind top gun maverick, right?

>>149234307
Lance!

>>149234312
and scream 4

>>149234306
People move around, anon

>>149234235
Didn't seem very optional as only Lance and Max skipped the private screening, and it looks like just a third of the grid are showing up for this premiere.

>>149234328
yeah now that you mention it he does have a nonce sex pest phenotype

>>149234328
Someone get Marielou away from him fast!

>>149234328
why do you add the !

>*whispers sneed*
>*whispers chuck back*

Bearman giving a glowing review.

!!!

have a classic anons:
>“I love the Nürburgring, for example, but there's not a diverse community there. We're not actually impacting the place there.
also
>impacting the place
that's a proper idiom, and not just meaningless shite
really only /f1/-related because max is gonna do the nürburgring 24 hours, soon...

>>149234212
Just pretend he’s an Indian with a VPN and call him a filthy cow piss drinking pajeet.

>>149234307
the friendliest face hides the most disturbing secrets

>>149234408
so Chuck?

>>149234356
yes, he is jewish
>>149234365
too late, the direct deposit already cashed
>>149234374
it's because he's a winner! of life!

>>149234432
not my pick for the friendliest face but you get the point yes

>Bearman unironically saying he will enjoy Brad Pitt more than anything in the movie
When is he going to come out of the closet?

>>149234400
I hate them so much

>>149234451
not mine either I just felt like insulting Chuck

>>149234471
after I get digits

>>149234471
yjk he got piped out by pitt in the bathroom stalls of the theatre

ollie's straight

hamilton straight

>>149234544
doubtful at best

death to mclaren
death to mercedes
death to hollywood

Senna was straight

shan't watch the jewslop

>>149234587
he was a straight nonce

>>149234471
>>149234511
Damn

narb on the red carpet where he belongs

>>149234618
the miami 2022 humiliation ritual really facilitated ricciardo’s twink KWAB energy to rub off on lando

Genuinely can't understand the mentality needed to go and spend your well earned money just to stand for hours in a crowd waiting for a glimpse of a celebrity who does not give a shit about your existence. Why do so many people do it?

>>149234690
Parasocial relationships

>>149234702
>>149234702
>>149234702

>>149234569
>death to hollywood
Yes please do indie can take over and make infinitely better shows and movies

>>149233290
Goddamn African immigrants and their specialized coordinated unibomber style campaign. They're always trying to do this no matter where they end up.