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News:
Mets are off today
Devers traded to giants
No other big news in baseball today.

Yankees

First for Sneed

>>149229170 (OP) thanks bakerkun <(^-^<) wss just typing something lol

Ointkees

We are less than 3 weeks away! Looking forward to the /mlb/ pregame meetup.

>>149229191
>literal whololives

>>149229170 (OP)
Which team should I become a fan of? I live in Oregon but don't like the Mariners or Giants. The Nationals seem cool

>>149229150
Yeah but point is that's insane given Oracle is one of the hardest parks to homer in

>>149229191
Never understood the whole VR thing.. Mebbe just getting old :/ I remember the virtual boy supposed to be the next big thing

Jays

I saw all those stats but also bacon! Mm..Bacon :3

The Devers trade is going to be the biggest trade to happen, I can't see anything larger even remotely going down before the deadline.

>>149229179
KWAB

Why do people make a big deal out of speaking English over Spanish? it's a colonizer language as well.

Here's a nu, from me, to you

My Doggie Doos

rays

2025 All Star caps

>>149229272
Thankfully AL-east barely has to deal with him now.. Cheered a bit when Mookie went to LA because he absolutely dominated in Camden >-@;; same with Judgekun

>>149229199
if you're not beholden to a particular team based on where you live the dodgers are a good choice (unlimited spend, international draw, good players on shitty teams are likely to end up there eventually because of aforementioned unlimited spend)

>>149229310
Is she in "slut mode" right now? What's the purpose of such a pic?

>>149229272
Didn’t they only get like 5 runs in 3 games?

Ohtani on the mound

>>149229207
vr peaked with the troopers, fren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P3IWW96-LQ

Good morning mariners nation I just woke up to my crazy neighbor throwing bricks at my house claiming he is the land lord and he is still out there saying pack your shit and get out of my house lmao

>>149229418
Still dun understand how Saban keeps losing repeatedly dispite given every opportunity to make things literally Ewe Boll of Tokusatsu and or zach snyder

>>149229319
>double phillies
>double tigers
>double pirates (one in completely wrong colors)
>double astros
does mlb just generate this stuff with AI? last year they had doubles too and teams missing iirc.

doggie doos

>>149229483
It's incomplete, but those are the ones already available to shop

>>149229486
my doggie dooed 4 times this morning on our walk, what does this mean for ohtani's first outing as a dodger?

>>149229501
I know it was against Angels but both Westy and Mullens AND Sanchez coming back it's feeling like old Orioles. <(^-^<) also both Gunnar and Adley hitting solid again awesome stuff

Holy fuck there is no baseball until 6 o clock, surely /mlb/ will be fun to hang out in till then

pfma

How it started

I DFAed my under-performing memes to clear roster space for the second half of the season. Anyone interested in making a trade?

>>149229551
How it ended

Mariners

Damn. There always seems to be a lot of Mariners fans on these Fucking forums! They roll deep online!

>>149229551
>>149229563
I’m dying.

>>149229500
4 Ks

>>149229335
Kek!

>>149229551
>>149229563
>mfw the period sox are seething so hard forgot they swept my Yankees

>>149229500
CGSO

Yankee Global Enterprises, LLC, formerly YankeeNets, LLC Is back.

>>149229649
>2 inning csgo

If he’s such a good pitcher why doesn’t he just pitch the whole game?

Not gonna pretend to be a dodgers fan but are they rushing ohtani back? I thought there was “almost not chance” that he pitched before the allstar break?

>>149229688
Ohtani seems more eager to pitch than Roberts is to have him. I bet they pull him 30 pitches in.

>>149229696
1/2-3rds inning imo

>>149229563
>>149229551
I don't think the Sox deserve much sympathy in any of these colossal fuck up trades they make. since they've won 4 WS since 2004. Their front office is a mess and their owner is a hyper jew, but altogether the Memeners, A'ss Poodres and Mests would love to trade the last 20 years of success that the Sox have had.

>>149229728
Rockies? Marlels? Gay Brewers? Twinks? Gords? Most teams would trade the farm for 4 titles in 20 years, methinks.

>>149229728
Thankfully they ain’t done shit since 2020.

>>149229736
Show us the snout!

>>149229563
The entitlement reminds me of yankees fans.

>>149229781
The 96’-00’ run of the Yankees seriously warped the fan bases’ perspective of the team.

>>149229795
Glaucoma? or is that normal eye colour? Mine had the glassy eyes D:

Cubkekee-em

>>149229501
Emerson "Cheesed to meet ya" Hancock

>>149229811
Nah, he’s a ghost eye dog. Like a husky.

>>149229795
so pretty

>>149229795
Good lookin dog, Bernese x Husky mix?

>>149229820
Loved my husky, still do though no longer with me I still have her nearby. Not everything sure.. Digging up the yard, trying to escape-also screw those electric fence things never worked. Randomly awooing at all times of day, drama queen, hating baths, but still. :3

>>149229805
To be fair same with me as a mariners fan

>>149229839
T-T love my dog so much bros

>>149229848
Ken grif e. Jewnia

Illegals in my yard

>>149229223
>Decoy to the Mets

>>149229833
Aussie

>>149229839
A great dog. I wish I had one. But they’re a lot of work.

>>149229199
I think you should go with your gut and become a Nationals fan. I’ve never met anybody in real life who likes them so they could use the support. Do you shop at Walgreens by any chance?

>>149229920
man...

>>149229952
Get that cat some new drip

>>149229952
>panama is toxopozzed

ubs.
gm.

We are superior because we support all of the teams for every sport in our city, whether it’s baseball or hockey or women’s basketball whatever, we support our city.
If your fanhood excludes other sports from your city then you aren’t a real fan. The identity is the city not the team. Thats why new yorkers are such plastic fake fans

>>149229952
Cute k0t does it celebrate Koterday? :@

>>149229170 (OP)
Who is Boston sending to the Dbacks and Rockies?

>>149229996
You had me until
>women’s basketball
nope never will I

>>149229952
That should be considered animal abuse.

>>149230005
not signing bogaerts was a blessing though

>>149229501
>>149229813
i've been most cheesed with hancock since after his hilariously bad 2/3 of an inning to start the year and we should deal castillo because of it

>>149230005
Duran and or Abreu

>>149230043
Nah, he would have most likely signed back with Boston had the Padres not offered him pants on head retarded amounts of money and years on that contract because they were desperate

>>149230043
Personally if those big hitters went to NL I wouldn't mind.. Also peeps like Fairgraves in Tampa he ALWAYS seems to do well against Byrb teams

stall aars

I'm officially announcing my suicide knowing Devers got traded the same way as Mookie and now history is repeating. It's 1918 all over again. The Red Sox ain't winning another championship or making the playoffs for years to come in my whole poverty ass lifetime. They no longer have stars, some sign for one year and then bye, some have early career ending injuries, some prospects won't last a day or two in the majors, some seasons will result dead last place for the next five decades, their future is doomed and done just like my existence. Now I don't have another good baseball team to be a fan of so I'm definitely killing myself now. Goodbye /sp/. Enjoy and celebrate this new curse. See you all in hell.

Relax bro

>>149230169
it's a pretty view

>>149230169
This is how dramatic a lot of Red Sox fans are acting right now. The Sox were a .500 team with Devers and will still be a .500 team without him.

This trade doesn't make sense. It's too far from the deadline and the return back was nothing.
I have a hunch that something happened behind closed doors that made the Red Sox FO decide he needed to go NOW. Locker room blowup, some sorta chimp out, that necessitated getting him off the team.

>>149230164
Holliday legit still looks like a high school kid at 21 yet his dad and brother look yuge. lol :3

>>149230169
choose DODGERS

>>149230164
Cal is a lock, Julio like 70%, and JP maybe 20%.

>>149230270
this desu

>>149230169
wait.... we're supposed to kill ourselves if our team is bad and managed by retards????

How come baseball crowds don't have the energy and enthusiasm like this guy at a soccer match?

>>149229191
all of them have boyfriends

>>149230164
Betts over Lindor good joke

>>149230169
rest in piss

>>149230289
red sox noosejak!

>>149230413
sorry, west coast bias :^)

Throwback

>>149230504
My prediction is a 2 inning start and he gives up one earned run on an RBI double tonight.

>>149230504
is he the most feared pitcher though?

>>149230514
It's essentially a rehab game and he tends to start slow so it wouldn't surprise me if he gave up some runs in the first inning.

>>149230514
We might see Kike on the mound today

>>149230529
Yeah I read that article too.

>>149230514
>>149230533
It's going to be sloppy and will end early unless he's really had tommy john folded 1000 times and pitches an ancient chinese secret of a gem.

>>149230544
>gerrit cole

>>149230169
All jokes aside, DONT do that. Your team will bounce back after they buy Kyle Tucker and Cora can cheat with his old squad of astros again.

>>149229170 (OP)
https://x.com/Dodgers/status/1934673771618546028
its time

What the Fuck is this Bullshit!? You Fucking Umpire Bootlickers! Fucking explain yourself here! How is a pitcher supposed to even deal with this nonsense!?

This MotherFucker just literally out there collecting a paycheck.

>>149230655
>calls in favor for the mest
>still get blown out
LOL MEST

>>149230655
Looking on the bright side, it could always be worse. At least the Ump didn't decide to carve out an additional foot on one side of the zone.

>>149230544
>all those pitchers
Baseball needs healthy starters throwing over 200 innings again. The pitcher is the most important player on the field, so having starting pitchers reduced to this 'quality start' thing and still getting hurt just sucks.

but when is baseball

>>149230842
canceled
baseball is closed

my Mets suck now

He's back

>>149230169
you could always come be a jints fan :)

>>149230854
LFG

>>149230725
I kneel

Faggot mike is back ladies

>>149230770
Strikeouts are at an all time high due to velocity increasing. Your guys aren’t going 200 because they’re throwing harder than ever. You’re insane.

>>149229204
he mostly pulls them to left and hits a lot of doubles off the green monster in boston where they would be HRs in oracle.

>>149230655
>Tampa Bay Rays vs. New York Mets 06/15: The total run line was set at 8
>TB plus 0.43
>NYM: plus 1.65
Hmm, wonder what what was going on there...

>>149230655
>Ump soicard
in days past, pitchers would figure out they're not getting the bottom of the zone and adjust. Actually that is what the pitchers still do, but now you have nerds griping about it on X.

>>149230879
LFG

>>149230895
So in this instance, are pitchers supposed to figure out they are not getting anything within 6 inches on every edge of the zone and just throw it down the middle?

>>149230917
yes, problem?

>>149230655
>umps give the mets an entire run
>mets still have 0
so really it's 9 to -1

>>149230917
I mean, the Rays pitched a shutout so evidently it wasn't that much of a problem.

>>149230544
they like watching him bat .100 in the world series?

>>149230886
These teams have guys throwing 101 mph in mid June against the Rockies and then wondering why their pitching staffs are gutted in September. There's a difference between pitching and just throwing hard. Also, pitching 200 innings is like 6.1 IP per game over 32 starts which isn't really a crazy workload if they knew how to stretch out starts propoerly without those worthless ABs where they refuse to throw strikes after an 0-2 count.

>>149230944
kys

>>149230926
Get your eyes checked umpie

>>149230958
Is the difference between throwing hard and pitching movement?

What’s faggy mikes plan to stay healthy this time?

>>149230982
Judgian steroids

>>149230972
It's location and pitch mix, but guys now just throw harder than ever and still get shelled because they can't locate at all.

It’s Giancarlo bigot

fuck these blacks ese it's all about DODGERS i aint staying at the hotels near LAX

>>149230970
>+.04 for SF
wow it's fucking nothing

>>149230996
I think it tracks logically but is there any data to support this theory?

devers is shit dawg he aint even good

japanese homie bust inside his wife now she pregnat and got 25 homeruns

Reminder that Fenway inflates your hitting stats. Expect some regression from this player.

>>149231051
>352 RBI/2,347 PA (on the road stats)
Oh kek!

>>149230942
Fuck you. Fuck you. FUCK YOU!

>>149230854
welcome back

>>149231051
Oracle Park should play to his swing imo

R8 the mothers day card i made in 1999

Reminder Shohei is both a batter AND a pitcher.

>>149231027
it's mostly just anecdotal evidence from all my years of watching this sport. Just saying it how I feel it. I bet those who actually work in baseball think that getting shorter starts is a fair trade for higher velocity and more bullpen usage.

reminder that ohtani is a bisexual

>>149231351
time to break out the ole classic

>>149231242
Love the fiery determination on the batter's face

>>149231242
forgot to mention, i was 30 at the time

>>149229486
based

>>149231164
>No, NO NOOOOOO!
>WHAT ARE YOU DOOIIINGG?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
>HE CAN'T RUN!

>>149231219
Nice observation, how come? Is it since he’s a lefty?

>>149230970
last night was more egregious. Buckner missed a called strike 3 on Yates who gave up a hr on the next pitch.

>>149231591
see that straight blue line of doubles along the left field wall? >>149230905

those are hitting the green monster at fenway. some of the higher hit ones would have gone farther and out at oracle.

New jomboy just dropped

>>149231875
peter griffin looks awful

>>149229728
>>149229551
I hate John Henry so fucking much. It all started when they didn't want to renew pic related's contract, then obviously Mookie, and now Devers kek.

I really miss the old /nesn/ days here....Miss me some petes blue bird and dairy witch....

Angels on the grid.

>>149229500
4ER. NOtani BTFO

>>149232026
I'm excited

>>149231875
Is that the Anthony from Linus TechTips kek

yes yes ohtani is back pitching tonight but more importantly so is logan gilbert

Chadrebros, we are going to REKK the 700million man tonight. NO sausagegrill tonight ha haaa

doyers putting their best starter on the mound for game 1 of their world series

Damn...

>>149232177
how much do these sluts cost per hour?

when are the orioles gonna be forced to change their racist mascot?

The Pablo era Yankees are over.

>>149232281
Another nigga shot dead in Times Square

>>149231677
he had some words with him as he walked off the field

>>149229483
Looks like each team has a warm-up/events hat and a game hat

>>149232281
why is yankee outfield depth so bad?

>>149232334
the workout hats look better

I’m gonna cum

my club is pandering to the PFMA posters again :(

>>149232190
classic poodrepaco projection. ohtani pitching 1-2 innings against them in june is literally their world series.

>>149232343
It’s just Dominguez who’s made a few bad plays in LF. Belli and Judge are positives.

>>149232426
kek

>>149232190
>>149232426

Last years ASG gear were a flop IMO.

>>149232537
>gay padres
kek!

Who was the better rookie? Jeremy Peña or Jasson Dominguez?

>>149232426
was that from when they were the first team to 10 wins this season?

stomp a mets fan in the nuts
stomp him twice

>>149232667
unironically I think it's from February after they beat the dodgers in an exhibition game during spring training

All star vote leaders!

>>149232918
Crazy how Devers would've been the far and away first choice starting DH, but because he was traded, now it's the 2nd and 3rd place guys getting attention in a much closer race

>>149232934
Teo wouldn't even be top 10 if he wasn't on the Dodgers. Pages could've made it if it came down to any Dodger outfielder, but even guys like James Wood earned it more if we're being real here

>>149232934
>cumfarto 15th
HAHAHAHA

>>149232700
A bit harsh don’t you think

>>149232934
>Brendan Donovan objectively has been one of the top offensive second basemen in the league
>4th place
>Tommy PEDman somehow second
Dodger bias is ruining the game...

>>149232918
>>149232934
>Devers gets cucked by a last minute trade
he must absolutely hate the Red Sox

>>149232851
had 'em on the ropes!

>>149232934
is pete cuck-armstrong really this popular already

>>149232934
DODGERS

>>149233172
the numbers support him

>>149233172
He really was a lock, let's be real.

>>149232918
gleyber eh. i guess 2b is a wasteland

>>149233172
Yes.

>>149232918
Top 10 baby
Julio and JP especially are underrated, DMO inexplicably receiving votes at all.

>>149233185
>>149233212
it's more the big lead that surprises me. tatis seems very low. idk how that fat fuck alvarez is third catcher

>>149232918
>Trout is going to be our all star again by default.
Voters are fucking stupid. I love Trout but he does not deserve it this season. If we're in "have to have one " territory then it should have been Neto.

>>149233247
It helps that his highlight reel has defensive plays as well as offensive ones.

>>149233247
>idk how that fat fuck alvarez is third catcher
dodgers lifted his name because he played them on national TV a few times

>>149232918
>ben rice

>>149232934
vote for Lindor!

>>149233247
the votes started while Tatis was in a pretty big slump and his numbers were really down. He's only just started to turn around a bit, but obviously the vote came when his stats just weren't as impressive. Similarly, Acuna Jr had just come back so his numbers when the ballot started were like .390 with 1.5 OPS or something ridiculously high when he only had maybe 10 ABs when the votes started, so people just looking at numbers probably assumed he was playing like crazy.

>>149233287
What's in it for me?

>>149233308
take a look

>>149232918
Aranda has been the best first baseman in the AL, Goldy and Vladdy get more votes because they play in popular teams. He'll still make the ASG I'm sure

>>149233320
no…NO!!!

my favorite player raffi l. diverse got traded?

>>149232934
dodgers literally can't stop winning

>>149232934
What the fuck, jung hoo lee isn't even top 20? Behind fucking conforto? I've seen him all over ballots people post, which was somewhat surprising but made me expect him to be fairly high up. And how is austin hays that low too? Fucking Mark Vientos ahead of Chapman?

Will not be voting for the all slurp game

>>149233508
Its a popularity contest.

if your batting average starts with a 2, you shouldn't be in the All Star game

>>149233508
bro it's literally a popularity contest and 98% of people don't give a shit about any team but their own

>>149233508
You clearly don't remember that year that half of the allstar lineup was Royals players

is he really pitching tonight?

>>149233608
Sorry grandpa

>>149233508
Conforto shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a baseball diamond.
t. doyerpaco

>>149233702
seems that way

>>149233608
we only care about ops now gramps

>>149233608
I apologize grandpa

Ohtani's fiercest rival is low enough in the lineup where he'll have to pitch perfectly to avoid facing him, will he do it?

>>149233608
I honestly had no idea gramps

>>149233608
That ones on me abuelo

>>149232934
Don't you forget about me. I'll be alone. Dancing, you know it bb.

>>149233608
grampa please forgive me i'm sorry

>>149233608
Have mercy papaw

Where is the all-star voting for umps?

I miss Ohtani angel bros
I watch him on the dodgers but it’s not the same. It doesn’t feel right to root for that team

>>149233608
my b unc

>>149233784
Only the Umps are allowed to decide who is destined for that position

reds are winning it all btw

>Ohtani offensively plays the worst against the Padres
>The only time he faced the Padres as a pitcher, he got smoked
>Uhhhh let's have him pitch for the first time in almost 2 years against the Padres
Dave Roberts is really the stupidest manager

>>149233926
Dave Roberts doesn't make these decisions, the FO does.

Angels need to draft this Arkansas pitcher

>>149233785
>I watch him on the dodgers but it’s not the same.
you're right it isn't
>It doesn’t feel right to root for that team
you're right it isn't

>>149233926
Please think about the ticket sales and ratings please.

>>149233926
ohtani gonna win

>>149233898
Elly is one of my favorites

Is Ohtani still allowed to bat or is someone else the DH tonight?

>>149234116
oh he battin'

why doesn't the team with the easiest schedule and the highest payroll not have the best record?

>>149234116
a pitcher batting? this must be something special....

>>149234109
Is this a bullpen game for the Doyers? No way they are letting him pitch beyond 2 innings.

>Ohtani throws the first pitch
>Everyone is on their feet to see what he can do
>HBP
I would laugh really hard

>>149233964
My Angels will fuck him up somehow.

>>149234174
because their pitching rotation is toast

>>149234270
many teams can say this and aren't struggling

Is Ohtani mlb Jesus?

>>149233702
Oink

>>149234283
how much do they pay you to talk about him all the time?

>>149230169
Faggot. I'm a Rockies fan and I've never typed anything this cringe about baseball

cubbies sold their soul to get where they are now

>>149234213
can't flim flam the zim zam

I suggest the Padres relocate to China.

I suggest we move the White Sox to Rome

non dodger fans talk about ohtani more than dodger fans do

>>149234297
Ohtani is the best player in mlb

>>149232934
MY shortstop will finally be an all star like he deserves :)

>>149234346
el salvador prison

>>149233608
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>149234346
Qingdao Băo-Băos

>>149234391
they aren't doyer fans, they're ohtranny fans

>>149234404
Not even the best player on his team.

>>149234496
this has always been the case since moving to MLB

>Beijing Padres
BĂO BĂO

>>149234346
Dodger Stadium is really close to LA's Chinatown, seems like a better fit to me

Your first pick in the next draft

He isn't the best hitter on his team, let alone the league. He isn't the best pitcher on his team, let alone the league. What is he "the best" at? Selling jerseys is not a talent

>>149234554
>LA's Chinatown
It's full of fucking spics.

>>149234585
That's just a given with LA though.

>>149234580
Who’s the best hitter?

>>149234554
i rike to go to lucky deli and that one BBQ place with the lobster

>>149234585
everywhere you turn

cubgerpolitan sisters... who do we put on second and third to fix this?

Move the Rays to Charlotte and change their name to the Carolina Reapers

>>149234580
he leads the league in runs and that's the most important thing

An arkansas pitcher just threw the first no no in the CWS since 1960… if anyone cares…

>>149229191
Ive seen this art how many times so far and never noticed till now that bijou and irys art has their wings. Where is inas tentacles?

>>149234654
kinda based ngl

>>149234614
>>149234637
At least there are actual Chinese people in SF and NYC Chinatowns. LA Koreatown is part of a Mexican gang territory.

>>149234663
>CWS
White Sox?

>>149234625
On his team, Freddie Freeman

>>149234280
Dodgers aren't struggling results-wise either.

>>149234706
i go to el taurino there

>>149234625
Judge

>>149234663
no PINGS! for you

what city is hosting the ASG this season?

>>149234717
nice popularity contest

>>149234767
>1 game up in division
>not guaranteed bye
more than a team with the highest payroll and easiest schedule should be. They are the 2024 Mets at this point

>>149233608
haha oooooooookaaaaay gramps, he is a character isn't he, now, let's just wheel you over to the corner here and you can take a nap I'll be over with the rest of the genny if you need anything

lol…

>>149235051
>career .410 BA

I just struck out Ohtani

>>149235086
Do you wear glasses

>can't watch the Jays since they're off
>can't watch Ohtani pitch because it's on a paywalled channel

Fuck Sportsnet.

>>149235120
Sorry

>>149235170
Just get a sports package?

Ohtani!

>>149235170
Most resourceful cucknadian

>>149234641
>6 cubgers
Yay!

>>149234575
>>149234663
That nigga struck out 19 and was still throwing gas in the 9th.

that ballplayer's got a big booty

>>149235216
kek. but ohtani is still rich and that translator is ruined

>>149234575
Interdasting.

>>149235242
lol

>>149235170
lol @ this retard

>>149235203
I do. This is EXCLUSIVE PREMIUM content thats only available on Sportsnet + website and not included in your Rogers sports package. >That'll be 80$ a month plus tip.
>And don't forget about your Apple TV subscription, goy!

>>149235289
Reckercoded post

>>149234585
>It's full of fucking spics.
Because all the Chinese moved to the San Gabriel Valley where its a lot nicer
t. Viet living in the SGV

>>149235332
>Rogers sports package
Well there's your problem, you got canadian cable.

>>149235332
you can watch most mlb games on bet365

canada is just north minnesota

>>149235242
didn't know Raleigh could swipe some bags also

i hate that im still considered in the mariners broadcasting area even though they stopped showing their games up here after they switched to root sports.

>>149235510
Just get the ROOT stream and be an M's fan?

>Sign in under cable provider as all Rogers cable subscribers get access to Sportsnet+
>This event is not available with your subscription

Fuck Sportsnet and fuck Rogers

Guess I gotta dive into the dark web just to watch a baseball game

>>149235384
I'm not watching shit on a gambling channel. Fuck that.

>>149235170
>>can't watch Ohtani pitch because it's on a paywalled channel
holy cuckold

>>149235614
i am sure you have access to alternative sources

>>149235746
not even just paywalled, paywalled and region blocked.

>>149235720
let's assume the mlb season is 300 days long, you bet 20 cents (the bet365 minimum) everyday, it would only cost you $60 to watch almost every mlb game of the season. that's a better deal than your exclusive meme package.

>>149235784
nobody cares, Sanjeet

>>149235789
>paying an illegal stream
see >>149235746

>>149235771
yes but they involve making my adblocker go into overdrive trying to stop all the popups

I better stop posting before I get banned for offtopic again. Someone spam this thread so it gets deleted faster and I can save face.

>>149235704
You might actually be <80 IQ.

>>149235839
How old are you

>>149235861
this is racism

>>149235878
mods, I find this image problematic in 2025

>>149235830
legal cable tv is about 30 seconds to a minute slower, nevermind an illegal stream.

OHH CANAADAA

>my team has the day off
>my favorite player doesn't start until 11pm
whoa is me

>>149235839
o canada, we stand on guard for thee

>>149235976
en espanol, mi amigo

Montreal expos </3

>>149235242
>41 rbi
why is it so small?

It’s time for Yankees béisbol

>>149235170
Mlb66
Streameast
Strikeout

>>149235029
Sorry for the late reply, what I mean is that they're not doing too badly for basically having more than half of their starting rotation and a lot of their bullpen injured. Money can't buy pitcher health it seems. They're still on pace for 97 wins despite all this.

Mmm.

absolute cinema

>>149236048
maybe you shouldn't have your all or nothing slugger hitting lead off

>>149234391
My hairline is starting to look like this and I hate it

>>149236218
>all or nothing slugger
These don't even exist anymore

>>149236211
>2 innings

nobody cares, paco

Gage Wood was jinxed

Tommy give boys Headman

why is a grown man called tommy

>>149236326
lmaoooooo blud just posting twitter screenshots

>>149232700
>another stolen tv maymay
bit of a reach

>>149236307
Woo pig sooie
https://youtu.be/DcZfnkR6gbQ?si=9UQkj27NBGDqwFA1

Nobody cares doyerpaco

>>149236347
>>another stolen tv maymay

>>149236326
>Are white people aware that they're allowed to use deodorant?

/tv/irgins are the worst don't you retards have your fishtank slop to watch

baseball?

>>149234305
Interesting…

Magic Johnson trust fund team

>>149234305
this just confirms that 2024 doesn't count since they had to change the rules for this to happen

>>149236580
No one can read that

>>149236580
bottom right quadrants = frauds

>>149236580
Thanks! What do the axis represent?

>>149236580
x-axis:offense
y-axis:pitching

>>149236600
according to history books, evil nazis

>>149236289
>>149236377
Meds

It’s time for Yankees béisbol (again).

>>149236562
kek, it's AIDS!

>>149236622
u seem upset :^)

>people are finding a way to seethe about a once in a century level talent
just enjoy the game, man

>fundie is buying into the psyop
oof

>>149236580
You may only reply to this post if you’re in the GodQuad.

>>149236654
But you don't understand, he plays for a popular team

>>149236654
>just enjoy the game, man
Have you seen doyerpacos

>>149236654
but enough about Aaron Judge

>>149236580
almost balanced

>>149236471
>hating my Mets for no reason
>cucked to the point of suicide
nvm I take it back. good meme.

>>149232934
>Michael Conforto 182,086
can we finally remove fan voting?

>>149236211
This is fucking crazy

>>149236749
no

Big G tonight

>>149236654
it’s just memes cabron (and some legitimate mental illness probably)

I want to watch Astros games. I don't live in Houston and I don't have cable. How do.

>>149236211
>>149236749
he's going to get injured again really quickly

>>149236784
Bang three times in the mirror

>>149236787
I'd keep him under 75 pitches to begin with.

>>149236802
>>149236784
sameposter

>>149236784
bandwagon

>>149232934
Doggies run this league

>>149236784
if you have to ask this question, maybe reddit is more your speed

>>149236784
IF you're only on a phone then I can't help you. Not even out of being condescending, stream sites are just ass on phones

>>149236802
>>149236816
>>149236822
>>149236802
I was not expecting a serious response. I understand that generals are not kind to newbies. I still want to thank you for replying to my post and making it slightly more visible to someone who would take the time to assist me.

Different fag here, ASSTROS suck.

>>149236828
cringe

>>149236211
how come ohtani is both a pitcher and a batter
what happens to his DH spot when he's replaced by another pitcher during a game

>>149236836
mlb.tv

>>149236833
I do own a computer.

>>149235216
jej why havent i seen this before

>>149236852
sportsurge dot net

>>149236847
well he's good at throwing the ball, and he's good at hitting the ball, and nothing happens to his DH spot when he's replaced by another pitcher

>>149236847
>how come ohtani is both a pitcher and a batter

>>149236836
For all I know you're a cop

>>149236888
Bless you.

>>149236888
checked

All of your questions since most of you are doyer lifelongs can be answered by watching youtube videos and learn the game. Stop shitting up the jenny.

Padres just need to get far enough in the inning for Croney to remind Ohtani why he stopped pitching in the first place

>Trout has a higher OPS in Yankee Stadium than Judge
lol wtf

>>149236927
yw

Imagine if ohtani played for the dodgers before they left Boston? He would have raked in old Fenway.

I don't know when to use k or backwards k

>>149236963
smaller sample size

>>149236978
backwards k is when you get hit in the Knee, it's facing backward like your leg

>>149236978
K is a strikeout swinging
Backwards K is a strikeout looking

>>149236978
FAGGets kek

>>149237007
this was my assumption but thanks for confirming it

>>149236211
>saw the news
>immediately went to buy tickets
>had 2 $70 tix in my cart
>call my pop and ask if he wants to go see ohtani's first start
>"isn't it on tv?"
>"yeah dad"
>"fuck frank mccourt, i'll watch it at home"
>"ok dad"
>close browser
i'll be shitposting here with you idiots instead of rolling solo to witness HISTORY fellas

Soler about to strike out, fuck you Wash for continuing to put this useless fuck im the lineup

>Campy gone again
real shame he's a AAAA player

>>149236847
The MLB rulebook was constructed to please japanese consumers

>>149237067
die

>>149237067
Called it, fuck you Soler.

>>149237067
Wash has a ring more than Boone

>>149237080
>>149236909
if he's pulled as the pitcher, does he also lose his spot as the DH or can he stay as DH?

>>149237102
I don't know, I think the umpies will just make something up to make sure the dodgers win

These niggas really don’t know that pitchers used to hit…

>>149237102
They should force the relievers to fill in as DH once he's taken out. It would be funny since most of those guys probably haven't picked up a bat since high school at this point

>>149237102
Are you serious? Or do you really not know they literally changed the rules for him specifically?

>>149237135
new tigers fan here

New dodgers fan here? How does Ohtani get to pitch?

>>149237101
words lol

how many strikes are there in a game? how long is halftime?

>>149237153
they changed the rules for everyone man enough to do it

dodgers baby
yall other teams suck shit ese

>>149237101
He seems like a good coach, but not a good manager.

New dodgers fan here, anyone wanna trade tickets with me so I can go see ohtani pitch??

Old Dodgers fan here. What's all this anime?

>>149237192
Padres own your ass

Arroz

You know Dylan Cease went 3 for 3 in his first game having to bat, they should have him bat today just to bring us back to tradition

>>149237213
indeed

Judgy

*farting and shitting noises*

>>149237189
>every pitcher used to bat
>now we have convoluted rules so one pitcher can bat

>>149237231
ROFL damn you gay just like SF homie

Faggy Mike first AB

A STANTONIAN groundout

>>149237177
checked

>>149236654
i'm trying to enjoy but he's actively ruining the game
rules in place for over 100 years had to be changed to accommodate him and give him more screen time

nu in a few
bake em bakespie

>>149237275
>xir team doesn't roster anyone who is man enough to perform
sounds like AUSL is more your speed

>>149236654
Judge better

What are the good series coming this week?
>Brewers Cubs
>Padres Dodgers
>Injuns Giants
>Red Sox Mariners

>>149237358
How many rings does he have tho?

dodgers baby
everyone else? fuck em

>>149236691
Who is this goil?

>>149237355
>no one is man enough to do this thing that everyone used to do before we specifically changed the rules for one person to do it
are doyerpacos really this retarded?

>>149237373
Me and ur mum lel

>>149236654
Maybe he should try playing for a more likable team.

>>149237425
dodgers win, you lose

>>149237441
kek...KEK!!!

>>149237441
checked

>>149237425
>xir team doesn't roster anyone who is man enough to perform
sounds like AUSL is more your speed :)

Bake em a good one baker

>>149237373
*Guardians Giants

dodgers are the best fuck you mets yankees paddres and SF GIANT GAYS

Tenures only (you) remember

>>149237546
>>149237546

>Tanner Scott(Ohio) made Ohtani look foolish at the plate to a point the Dodgers signed him so he wouldn't have to face him
>Jake Cronenworth(Michigan) makes Ohtani look stupid on the mound to a point that he stopped pitching a couple weeks after that game
The Samurai fears the Midwestern White man

>>149237536
dodger homies remember SKIP SHOEMAKER

When is the last time Rendon took the field? Hilarious that Raffy got dealt before he did.

>>149233769
I keep trying to find a good picture of this bozo looking fucked up. No one believes me when I say he looks like he has down syndrome or something. He's got midget proportions I think

>>149237048
>announce ohtranny is pitching because sales were down on mondays
>faggots sprinted to buy tickets at $70/ticket in the nose bleeds
the psyop worked