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>>149225433News:
Mets are off today
Devers traded to giants
No other big news in baseball today.
>>149229170 (OP) thanks bakerkun <(^-^<) wss just typing something lol
We are less than 3 weeks away! Looking forward to the /mlb/ pregame meetup.
>>149229191>literal whololives
>>149229170 (OP)Which team should I become a fan of? I live in Oregon but don't like the Mariners or Giants. The Nationals seem cool
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>>149229150Yeah but point is that's insane given Oracle is one of the hardest parks to homer in
>>149229191Never understood the whole VR thing.. Mebbe just getting old :/ I remember the virtual boy supposed to be the next big thing
I saw all those stats but also bacon! Mm..Bacon :3
The Devers trade is going to be the biggest trade to happen, I can't see anything larger even remotely going down before the deadline.
Why do people make a big deal out of speaking English over Spanish? it's a colonizer language as well.
Here's a nu, from me, to you
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>>149229272Thankfully AL-east barely has to deal with him now.. Cheered a bit when Mookie went to LA because he absolutely dominated in Camden >-@;; same with Judgekun
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>>149229199if you're not beholden to a particular team based on where you live the dodgers are a good choice (unlimited spend, international draw, good players on shitty teams are likely to end up there eventually because of aforementioned unlimited spend)
>>149229310Is she in "slut mode" right now? What's the purpose of such a pic?
>>149229272Didnโt they only get like 5 runs in 3 games?
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Ohtani on the mound
>>149229207vr peaked with the troopers, fren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P3IWW96-LQ
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Good morning mariners nation I just woke up to my crazy neighbor throwing bricks at my house claiming he is the land lord and he is still out there saying pack your shit and get out of my house lmao
>>149229418Still dun understand how Saban keeps losing repeatedly dispite given every opportunity to make things literally Ewe Boll of Tokusatsu and or zach snyder
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>>149229319>double phillies>double tigers>double pirates (one in completely wrong colors)>double astrosdoes mlb just generate this stuff with AI? last year they had doubles too and teams missing iirc.
>>149229483It's incomplete, but those are the ones already available to shop
>>149229486my doggie dooed 4 times this morning on our walk, what does this mean for ohtani's first outing as a dodger?
>>149229501I know it was against Angels but both Westy and Mullens AND Sanchez coming back it's feeling like old Orioles. <(^-^<) also both Gunnar and Adley hitting solid again awesome stuff
Holy fuck there is no baseball until 6 o clock, surely /mlb/ will be fun to hang out in till then
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How it started
I DFAed my under-performing memes to clear roster space for the second half of the season. Anyone interested in making a trade?
Damn. There always seems to be a lot of Mariners fans on these Fucking forums! They roll deep online!
>>149229551>>149229563>mfw the period sox are seething so hard forgot they swept my Yankees
Yankee Global Enterprises, LLC, formerly YankeeNets, LLC Is back.
>>149229649>2 inning csgo
If heโs such a good pitcher why doesnโt he just pitch the whole game?
Not gonna pretend to be a dodgers fan but are they rushing ohtani back? I thought there was โalmost not chanceโ that he pitched before the allstar break?
>>149229688Ohtani seems more eager to pitch than Roberts is to have him. I bet they pull him 30 pitches in.
>>1492296961/2-3rds inning imo
>>149229563>>149229551I don't think the Sox deserve much sympathy in any of these colossal fuck up trades they make. since they've won 4 WS since 2004. Their front office is a mess and their owner is a hyper jew, but altogether the Memeners, A'ss Poodres and Mests would love to trade the last 20 years of success that the Sox have had.
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>>149229728Rockies? Marlels? Gay Brewers? Twinks? Gords? Most teams would trade the farm for 4 titles in 20 years, methinks.
>>149229728Thankfully they ainโt done shit since 2020.
>>149229736Show us the snout!
>>149229563The entitlement reminds me of yankees fans.
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>>149229781The 96โ-00โ run of the Yankees seriously warped the fan basesโ perspective of the team.
>>149229795Glaucoma? or is that normal eye colour? Mine had the glassy eyes D:
>>149229501Emerson "Cheesed to meet ya" Hancock
>>149229811Nah, heโs a ghost eye dog. Like a husky.
>>149229795Good lookin dog, Bernese x Husky mix?
>>149229820Loved my husky, still do though no longer with me I still have her nearby. Not everything sure.. Digging up the yard, trying to escape-also screw those electric fence things never worked. Randomly awooing at all times of day, drama queen, hating baths, but still. :3
>>149229805To be fair same with me as a mariners fan
>>149229839T-T love my dog so much bros
>>149229848Ken grif e. Jewnia
>>149229223>Decoy to the Mets
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>>149229833Aussie
>>149229839A great dog. I wish I had one. But theyโre a lot of work.
>>149229199I think you should go with your gut and become a Nationals fan. Iโve never met anybody in real life who likes them so they could use the support. Do you shop at Walgreens by any chance?
>>149229952Get that cat some new drip
>>149229952>panama is toxopozzed
We are superior because we support all of the teams for every sport in our city, whether itโs baseball or hockey or womenโs basketball whatever, we support our city.
If your fanhood excludes other sports from your city then you arenโt a real fan. The identity is the city not the team. Thats why new yorkers are such plastic fake fans
>>149229952Cute k0t does it celebrate Koterday? :@
>>149229170 (OP)Who is Boston sending to the Dbacks and Rockies?
>>149229996You had me until
>womenโs basketball nope never will I
>>149229952That should be considered animal abuse.
>>149230005not signing bogaerts was a blessing though
>>149229501>>149229813i've been most cheesed with hancock since after his hilariously bad 2/3 of an inning to start the year and we should deal castillo because of it
>>149230005Duran and or Abreu
>>149230043Nah, he would have most likely signed back with Boston had the Padres not offered him pants on head retarded amounts of money and years on that contract because they were desperate
>>149230043Personally if those big hitters went to NL I wouldn't mind.. Also peeps like Fairgraves in Tampa he ALWAYS seems to do well against Byrb teams
I'm officially announcing my suicide knowing Devers got traded the same way as Mookie and now history is repeating. It's 1918 all over again. The Red Sox ain't winning another championship or making the playoffs for years to come in my whole poverty ass lifetime. They no longer have stars, some sign for one year and then bye, some have early career ending injuries, some prospects won't last a day or two in the majors, some seasons will result dead last place for the next five decades, their future is doomed and done just like my existence. Now I don't have another good baseball team to be a fan of so I'm definitely killing myself now. Goodbye /sp/. Enjoy and celebrate this new curse. See you all in hell.
>>149230169it's a pretty view
>>149230169This is how dramatic a lot of Red Sox fans are acting right now. The Sox were a .500 team with Devers and will still be a .500 team without him.
This trade doesn't make sense. It's too far from the deadline and the return back was nothing.
I have a hunch that something happened behind closed doors that made the Red Sox FO decide he needed to go NOW. Locker room blowup, some sorta chimp out, that necessitated getting him off the team.
>>149230164Holliday legit still looks like a high school kid at 21 yet his dad and brother look yuge. lol :3
>>149230169choose DODGERS
>>149230164Cal is a lock, Julio like 70%, and JP maybe 20%.
>>149230169wait.... we're supposed to kill ourselves if our team is bad and managed by retards????
How come baseball crowds don't have the energy and enthusiasm like this guy at a soccer match?
>>149229191all of them have boyfriends
>>149230164Betts over Lindor good joke
>>149230289red sox noosejak!
>>149230413sorry, west coast bias :^)
>>149230504My prediction is a 2 inning start and he gives up one earned run on an RBI double tonight.
>>149230504is he the most feared pitcher though?
>>149230514It's essentially a rehab game and he tends to start slow so it wouldn't surprise me if he gave up some runs in the first inning.
>>149230514We might see Kike on the mound today
>>149230529Yeah I read that article too.
>>149230514>>149230533It's going to be sloppy and will end early unless he's really had tommy john folded 1000 times and pitches an ancient chinese secret of a gem.
>>149230169All jokes aside, DONT do that. Your team will bounce back after they buy Kyle Tucker and Cora can cheat with his old squad of astros again.
>>149229170 (OP)https://x.com/Dodgers/status/1934673771618546028
its time
What the Fuck is this Bullshit!? You Fucking Umpire Bootlickers! Fucking explain yourself here! How is a pitcher supposed to even deal with this nonsense!?
This MotherFucker just literally out there collecting a paycheck.
>>149230655>calls in favor for the mest>still get blown outLOL MEST
>>149230655Looking on the bright side, it could always be worse. At least the Ump didn't decide to carve out an additional foot on one side of the zone.
>>149230544>all those pitchersBaseball needs healthy starters throwing over 200 innings again. The pitcher is the most important player on the field, so having starting pitchers reduced to this 'quality start' thing and still getting hurt just sucks.
>>149230842canceled
baseball is closed
>>149230169you could always come be a jints fan :)
Faggot mike is back ladies
>>149230770Strikeouts are at an all time high due to velocity increasing. Your guys arenโt going 200 because theyโre throwing harder than ever. Youโre insane.
>>149229204he mostly pulls them to left and hits a lot of doubles off the green monster in boston where they would be HRs in oracle.
>>149230655>Tampa Bay Rays vs. New York Mets 06/15: The total run line was set at 8>TB plus 0.43>NYM: plus 1.65Hmm, wonder what what was going on there...
>>149230655>Ump soicard in days past, pitchers would figure out they're not getting the bottom of the zone and adjust. Actually that is what the pitchers still do, but now you have nerds griping about it on X.
>>149230895So in this instance, are pitchers supposed to figure out they are not getting anything within 6 inches on every edge of the zone and just throw it down the middle?
>>149230655>umps give the mets an entire run>mets still have 0so really it's 9 to -1
>>149230917I mean, the Rays pitched a shutout so evidently it wasn't that much of a problem.
>>149230544they like watching him bat .100 in the world series?
>>149230886These teams have guys throwing 101 mph in mid June against the Rockies and then wondering why their pitching staffs are gutted in September. There's a difference between pitching and just throwing hard. Also, pitching 200 innings is like 6.1 IP per game over 32 starts which isn't really a crazy workload if they knew how to stretch out starts propoerly without those worthless ABs where they refuse to throw strikes after an 0-2 count.
>>149230926Get your eyes checked umpie
>>149230958Is the difference between throwing hard and pitching movement?
Whatโs faggy mikes plan to stay healthy this time?
>>149230982Judgian steroids
>>149230972It's location and pitch mix, but guys now just throw harder than ever and still get shelled because they can't locate at all.
fuck these blacks ese it's all about DODGERS i aint staying at the hotels near LAX
>>149230970>+.04 for SFwow it's fucking nothing
>>149230996I think it tracks logically but is there any data to support this theory?
devers is shit dawg he aint even good
japanese homie bust inside his wife now she pregnat and got 25 homeruns
Reminder that Fenway inflates your hitting stats. Expect some regression from this player.
>>149231051>352 RBI/2,347 PA (on the road stats)Oh kek!
>>149230942Fuck you. Fuck you. FUCK YOU!
>>149231051Oracle Park should play to his swing imo
R8 the mothers day card i made in 1999
Reminder Shohei is both a batter AND a pitcher.
>>149231027it's mostly just anecdotal evidence from all my years of watching this sport. Just saying it how I feel it. I bet those who actually work in baseball think that getting shorter starts is a fair trade for higher velocity and more bullpen usage.
reminder that ohtani is a bisexual
>>149231351time to break out the ole classic
>>149231242Love the fiery determination on the batter's face
>>149231242forgot to mention, i was 30 at the time
>>149231164>No, NO NOOOOOO!>WHAT ARE YOU DOOIIINGG?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!>HE CAN'T RUN!
>>149231219Nice observation, how come? Is it since heโs a lefty?
>>149230970last night was more egregious. Buckner missed a called strike 3 on Yates who gave up a hr on the next pitch.
>>149231591see that straight blue line of doubles along the left field wall?
>>149230905those are hitting the green monster at fenway. some of the higher hit ones would have gone farther and out at oracle.
>>149231875peter griffin looks awful
>>149229728>>149229551I hate John Henry so fucking much. It all started when they didn't want to renew pic related's contract, then obviously Mookie, and now Devers kek.
I really miss the old /nesn/ days here....Miss me some petes blue bird and dairy witch....
>>1492295004ER. NOtani BTFO
>>149231875Is that the Anthony from Linus TechTips kek
yes yes ohtani is back pitching tonight but more importantly so is logan gilbert
Chadrebros, we are going to REKK the 700million man tonight. NO sausagegrill tonight ha haaa
doyers putting their best starter on the mound for game 1 of their world series
>>149232177how much do these sluts cost per hour?
when are the orioles gonna be forced to change their racist mascot?
The Pablo era Yankees are over.
>>149232281Another nigga shot dead in Times Square
>>149231677he had some words with him as he walked off the field
>>149229483Looks like each team has a warm-up/events hat and a game hat
>>149232281why is yankee outfield depth so bad?
>>149232334the workout hats look better
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my club is pandering to the PFMA posters again :(
>>149232190classic poodrepaco projection. ohtani pitching 1-2 innings against them in june is literally their world series.
>>149232343Itโs just Dominguez whoโs made a few bad plays in LF. Belli and Judge are positives.
Last years ASG gear were a flop IMO.
>>149232537>gay padreskek!
Who was the better rookie? Jeremy Peรฑa or Jasson Dominguez?
>>149232426was that from when they were the first team to 10 wins this season?
stomp a mets fan in the nuts
stomp him twice
>>149232667unironically I think it's from February after they beat the dodgers in an exhibition game during spring training
>>149232918Crazy how Devers would've been the far and away first choice starting DH, but because he was traded, now it's the 2nd and 3rd place guys getting attention in a much closer race
>>149232934Teo wouldn't even be top 10 if he wasn't on the Dodgers. Pages could've made it if it came down to any Dodger outfielder, but even guys like James Wood earned it more if we're being real here
>>149232934>cumfarto 15thHAHAHAHA
>>149232700A bit harsh donโt you think
>>149232934>Brendan Donovan objectively has been one of the top offensive second basemen in the league>4th place>Tommy PEDman somehow secondDodger bias is ruining the game...
>>149232918>>149232934>Devers gets cucked by a last minute tradehe must absolutely hate the Red Sox
>>149232851had 'em on the ropes!
>>149232934is pete cuck-armstrong really this popular already
>>149233172the numbers support him
>>149233172He really was a lock, let's be real.
>>149232918gleyber eh. i guess 2b is a wasteland
>>149232918Top 10 baby
Julio and JP especially are underrated, DMO inexplicably receiving votes at all.
>>149233185>>149233212it's more the big lead that surprises me. tatis seems very low. idk how that fat fuck alvarez is third catcher
>>149232918>Trout is going to be our all star again by default.Voters are fucking stupid. I love Trout but he does not deserve it this season. If we're in "have to have one " territory then it should have been Neto.
>>149233247It helps that his highlight reel has defensive plays as well as offensive ones.
>>149233247>idk how that fat fuck alvarez is third catcherdodgers lifted his name because he played them on national TV a few times
>>149232934vote for Lindor!
>>149233247the votes started while Tatis was in a pretty big slump and his numbers were really down. He's only just started to turn around a bit, but obviously the vote came when his stats just weren't as impressive. Similarly, Acuna Jr had just come back so his numbers when the ballot started were like .390 with 1.5 OPS or something ridiculously high when he only had maybe 10 ABs when the votes started, so people just looking at numbers probably assumed he was playing like crazy.
>>149233287What's in it for me?
>>149232918Aranda has been the best first baseman in the AL, Goldy and Vladdy get more votes because they play in popular teams. He'll still make the ASG I'm sure
my favorite player raffi l. diverse got traded?
>>149232934dodgers literally can't stop winning
>>149232934What the fuck, jung hoo lee isn't even top 20? Behind fucking conforto? I've seen him all over ballots people post, which was somewhat surprising but made me expect him to be fairly high up. And how is austin hays that low too? Fucking Mark Vientos ahead of Chapman?
Will not be voting for the all slurp game
>>149233508Its a popularity contest.
if your batting average starts with a 2, you shouldn't be in the All Star game
>>149233508bro it's literally a popularity contest and 98% of people don't give a shit about any team but their own
>>149233508You clearly don't remember that year that half of the allstar lineup was Royals players
is he really pitching tonight?
>>149233508Conforto shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a baseball diamond.
t. doyerpaco
>>149233702seems that way
>>149233608we only care about ops now gramps
>>149233608I apologize grandpa
Ohtani's fiercest rival is low enough in the lineup where he'll have to pitch perfectly to avoid facing him, will he do it?
>>149233608I honestly had no idea gramps
>>149233608That ones on me abuelo
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>>149232934Don't you forget about me. I'll be alone. Dancing, you know it bb.
>>149233608grampa please forgive me i'm sorry
>>149233608Have mercy papaw
Where is the all-star voting for umps?
I miss Ohtani angel bros
I watch him on the dodgers but itโs not the same. It doesnโt feel right to root for that team
>>149233784Only the Umps are allowed to decide who is destined for that position
reds are winning it all btw
>Ohtani offensively plays the worst against the Padres
>The only time he faced the Padres as a pitcher, he got smoked
>Uhhhh let's have him pitch for the first time in almost 2 years against the Padres
Dave Roberts is really the stupidest manager
>>149233926Dave Roberts doesn't make these decisions, the FO does.
Angels need to draft this Arkansas pitcher
>>149233785>I watch him on the dodgers but itโs not the same.you're right it isn't
>It doesnโt feel right to root for that teamyou're right it isn't
>>149233926Please think about the ticket sales and ratings please.
>>149233926ohtani gonna win
>>149233898Elly is one of my favorites
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Is Ohtani still allowed to bat or is someone else the DH tonight?
why doesn't the team with the easiest schedule and the highest payroll not have the best record?
>>149234116a pitcher batting? this must be something special....
>>149234109Is this a bullpen game for the Doyers? No way they are letting him pitch beyond 2 innings.
>Ohtani throws the first pitch
>Everyone is on their feet to see what he can do
>HBP
I would laugh really hard
>>149233964My Angels will fuck him up somehow.
>>149234174because their pitching rotation is toast
>>149234270many teams can say this and aren't struggling
>>149234283how much do they pay you to talk about him all the time?
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>>149230169Faggot. I'm a Rockies fan and I've never typed anything this cringe about baseball
cubbies sold their soul to get where they are now
>>149234213can't flim flam the zim zam
I suggest the Padres relocate to China.
I suggest we move the White Sox to Rome
non dodger fans talk about ohtani more than dodger fans do
>>149234297Ohtani is the best player in mlb
>>149232934MY shortstop will finally be an all star like he deserves :)
>>149234346el salvador prison
>>149233608OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>149234346Qingdao Bฤo-Bฤos
>>149234391they aren't doyer fans, they're ohtranny fans
>>149234404Not even the best player on his team.
>>149234496this has always been the case since moving to MLB
>>149234346Dodger Stadium is really close to LA's Chinatown, seems like a better fit to me
Your first pick in the next draft
He isn't the best hitter on his team, let alone the league. He isn't the best pitcher on his team, let alone the league. What is he "the best" at? Selling jerseys is not a talent
>>149234554>LA's ChinatownIt's full of fucking spics.
>>149234585That's just a given with LA though.
>>149234580Whoโs the best hitter?
>>149234554i rike to go to lucky deli and that one BBQ place with the lobster
>>149234585everywhere you turn
cubgerpolitan sisters... who do we put on second and third to fix this?
Move the Rays to Charlotte and change their name to the Carolina Reapers
>>149234580he leads the league in runs and that's the most important thing
An arkansas pitcher just threw the first no no in the CWS since 1960โฆ if anyone caresโฆ
>>149229191Ive seen this art how many times so far and never noticed till now that bijou and irys art has their wings. Where is inas tentacles?
>>149234654kinda based ngl
>>149234614>>149234637At least there are actual Chinese people in SF and NYC Chinatowns. LA Koreatown is part of a Mexican gang territory.
>>149234663>CWSWhite Sox?
>>149234625On his team, Freddie Freeman
>>149234280Dodgers aren't struggling results-wise either.
>>149234706i go to el taurino there
>>149234663no PINGS! for you
what city is hosting the ASG this season?
>>149234717nice popularity contest
>>149234767>1 game up in division>not guaranteed byemore than a team with the highest payroll and easiest schedule should be. They are the 2024 Mets at this point
>>149233608haha oooooooookaaaaay gramps, he is a character isn't he, now, let's just wheel you over to the corner here and you can take a nap I'll be over with the rest of the genny if you need anything
>>149235051>career .410 BA
>>149235086Do you wear glasses
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>can't watch the Jays since they're off
>can't watch Ohtani pitch because it's on a paywalled channel
Fuck Sportsnet.
>>149235170Just get a sports package?
>>149235170Most resourceful cucknadian
>>149234641>6 cubgersYay!
>>149234575>>149234663That nigga struck out 19 and was still throwing gas in the 9th.
that ballplayer's got a big booty
>>149235216kek. but ohtani is still rich and that translator is ruined
>>149235170lol @ this retard
>>149235203I do. This is EXCLUSIVE PREMIUM content thats only available on Sportsnet + website and not included in your Rogers sports package. >That'll be 80$ a month plus tip.
>And don't forget about your Apple TV subscription, goy!
>>149235289Reckercoded post
>>149234585>It's full of fucking spics.Because all the Chinese moved to the San Gabriel Valley where its a lot nicer
t. Viet living in the SGV
>>149235332>Rogers sports packageWell there's your problem, you got canadian cable.
>>149235332you can watch most mlb games on bet365
canada is just north minnesota
>>149235242didn't know Raleigh could swipe some bags also
i hate that im still considered in the mariners broadcasting area even though they stopped showing their games up here after they switched to root sports.
>>149235510Just get the ROOT stream and be an M's fan?
>Sign in under cable provider as all Rogers cable subscribers get access to Sportsnet+
>This event is not available with your subscription
Fuck Sportsnet and fuck Rogers
Guess I gotta dive into the dark web just to watch a baseball game
>>149235384I'm not watching shit on a gambling channel. Fuck that.
>>149235170>>can't watch Ohtani pitch because it's on a paywalled channelholy cuckold
>>149235614i am sure you have access to alternative sources
>>149235746not even just paywalled, paywalled and region blocked.
>>149235720let's assume the mlb season is 300 days long, you bet 20 cents (the bet365 minimum) everyday, it would only cost you $60 to watch almost every mlb game of the season. that's a better deal than your exclusive meme package.
>>149235784nobody cares, Sanjeet
>>149235789>paying an illegal streamsee
>>149235746
>>149235771yes but they involve making my adblocker go into overdrive trying to stop all the popups
I better stop posting before I get banned for offtopic again. Someone spam this thread so it gets deleted faster and I can save face.
>>149235704You might actually be <80 IQ.
>>149235839How old are you
>>149235861this is racism
>>149235878mods, I find this image problematic in 2025
>>149235830legal cable tv is about 30 seconds to a minute slower, nevermind an illegal stream.
>my team has the day off
>my favorite player doesn't start until 11pm
whoa is me
>>149235839o canada, we stand on guard for thee
>>149235976en espanol, mi amigo
>>149235242>41 rbiwhy is it so small?
Itโs time for Yankees bรฉisbol
>>149235170Mlb66
Streameast
Strikeout
>>149235029Sorry for the late reply, what I mean is that they're not doing too badly for basically having more than half of their starting rotation and a lot of their bullpen injured. Money can't buy pitcher health it seems. They're still on pace for 97 wins despite all this.
>>149236048maybe you shouldn't have your all or nothing slugger hitting lead off
>>149234391My hairline is starting to look like this and I hate it
>you may only reply to this post if your team has scored at least one (1) run today
>>149236218>all or nothing sluggerThese don't even exist anymore
why is a grown man called tommy
>>149236326lmaoooooo blud just posting twitter screenshots
>>149232700>another stolen tv maymay bit of a reach
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>>149236307Woo pig sooie
https://youtu.be/DcZfnkR6gbQ?si=9UQkj27NBGDqwFA1
>>149236347>>another stolen tv maymay
>>149236326>Are white people aware that they're allowed to use deodorant?
/tv/irgins are the worst don't you retards have your fishtank slop to watch
>>149234305Interestingโฆ
Magic Johnson trust fund team
>>149234305this just confirms that 2024 doesn't count since they had to change the rules for this to happen
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>>149236580No one can read that
>>149236580bottom right quadrants = frauds
>>149236580Thanks! What do the axis represent?
>>149236580x-axis:offense
y-axis:pitching
>>149236600according to history books, evil nazis
Itโs time for Yankees bรฉisbol (again).
>>149236562kek, it's AIDS!
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>>149236622u seem upset :^)
>people are finding a way to seethe about a once in a century level talent
just enjoy the game, man
>fundie is buying into the psyop
oof
>>149236580You may only reply to this post if youโre in the GodQuad.
>>149236654But you don't understand, he plays for a popular team
>>149236654>just enjoy the game, manHave you seen doyerpacos
>>149236654but enough about Aaron Judge
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>>149236580almost balanced
>>149236471>hating my Mets for no reason >cucked to the point of suicide nvm I take it back. good meme.
>>149232934>Michael Conforto 182,086can we finally remove fan voting?
>>149236211This is fucking crazy
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>>149236654itโs just memes cabron (and some legitimate mental illness probably)
I want to watch Astros games. I don't live in Houston and I don't have cable. How do.
>>149236211>>149236749he's going to get injured again really quickly
>>149236784Bang three times in the mirror
>>149236787I'd keep him under 75 pitches to begin with.
>>149232934Doggies run this league
>>149236784if you have to ask this question, maybe reddit is more your speed
>>149236784IF you're only on a phone then I can't help you. Not even out of being condescending, stream sites are just ass on phones
>>149236802>>149236816>>149236822>>149236802I was not expecting a serious response. I understand that generals are not kind to newbies. I still want to thank you for replying to my post and making it slightly more visible to someone who would take the time to assist me.
Different fag here, ASSTROS suck.
>>149236211how come ohtani is both a pitcher and a batter
what happens to his DH spot when he's replaced by another pitcher during a game
>>149236833I do own a computer.
>>149235216jej why havent i seen this before
>>149236852sportsurge dot net
>>149236847well he's good at throwing the ball, and he's good at hitting the ball, and nothing happens to his DH spot when he's replaced by another pitcher
>>149236847>how come ohtani is both a pitcher and a batter
>>149236836For all I know you're a cop
All of your questions since most of you are doyer lifelongs can be answered by watching youtube videos and learn the game. Stop shitting up the jenny.
Padres just need to get far enough in the inning for Croney to remind Ohtani why he stopped pitching in the first place
>Trout has a higher OPS in Yankee Stadium than Judge
lol wtf
Imagine if ohtani played for the dodgers before they left Boston? He would have raked in old Fenway.
I don't know when to use k or backwards k
>>149236963smaller sample size
>>149236978backwards k is when you get hit in the Knee, it's facing backward like your leg
>>149236978K is a strikeout swinging
Backwards K is a strikeout looking
>>149237007this was my assumption but thanks for confirming it
>>149236211>saw the news>immediately went to buy tickets>had 2 $70 tix in my cart>call my pop and ask if he wants to go see ohtani's first start>"isn't it on tv?">"yeah dad">"fuck frank mccourt, i'll watch it at home">"ok dad">close browseri'll be shitposting here with you idiots instead of rolling solo to witness HISTORY fellas
Soler about to strike out, fuck you Wash for continuing to put this useless fuck im the lineup
>Campy gone again
real shame he's a AAAA player
>>149236847The MLB rulebook was constructed to please japanese consumers
>>149237067Called it, fuck you Soler.
>>149237067Wash has a ring more than Boone
>>149237080>>149236909if he's pulled as the pitcher, does he also lose his spot as the DH or can he stay as DH?
>>149237102I don't know, I think the umpies will just make something up to make sure the dodgers win
These niggas really donโt know that pitchers used to hitโฆ
>>149237102They should force the relievers to fill in as DH once he's taken out. It would be funny since most of those guys probably haven't picked up a bat since high school at this point
>>149237102Are you serious? Or do you really not know they literally changed the rules for him specifically?
>>149237135new tigers fan here
New dodgers fan here? How does Ohtani get to pitch?
how many strikes are there in a game? how long is halftime?
>>149237153they changed the rules for everyone man enough to do it
dodgers baby
yall other teams suck shit ese
>>149237101He seems like a good coach, but not a good manager.
New dodgers fan here, anyone wanna trade tickets with me so I can go see ohtani pitch??
Old Dodgers fan here. What's all this anime?
>>149237192Padres own your ass
You know Dylan Cease went 3 for 3 in his first game having to bat, they should have him bat today just to bring us back to tradition
*farting and shitting noises*
>>149237189>every pitcher used to bat>now we have convoluted rules so one pitcher can bat
>>149237231ROFL damn you gay just like SF homie
>>149236654i'm trying to enjoy but he's actively ruining the game
rules in place for over 100 years had to be changed to accommodate him and give him more screen time
nu in a few
bake em bakespie
>>149237275>xir team doesn't roster anyone who is man enough to performsounds like AUSL is more your speed
What are the good series coming this week?
>Brewers Cubs
>Padres Dodgers
>Injuns Giants
>Red Sox Mariners
>>149237358How many rings does he have tho?
dodgers baby
everyone else? fuck em
>>149236691Who is this goil?
>>149237355>no one is man enough to do this thing that everyone used to do before we specifically changed the rules for one person to do it are doyerpacos really this retarded?
>>149237373Me and ur mum lel
>>149236654Maybe he should try playing for a more likable team.
>>149237425dodgers win, you lose
>>149237425>xir team doesn't roster anyone who is man enough to performsounds like AUSL is more your speed :)
>>149237373*Guardians Giants
dodgers are the best fuck you mets yankees paddres and SF GIANT GAYS
Tenures only (you) remember
>Tanner Scott(Ohio) made Ohtani look foolish at the plate to a point the Dodgers signed him so he wouldn't have to face him
>Jake Cronenworth(Michigan) makes Ohtani look stupid on the mound to a point that he stopped pitching a couple weeks after that game
The Samurai fears the Midwestern White man
>>149237536dodger homies remember SKIP SHOEMAKER
When is the last time Rendon took the field? Hilarious that Raffy got dealt before he did.
>>149233769I keep trying to find a good picture of this bozo looking fucked up. No one believes me when I say he looks like he has down syndrome or something. He's got midget proportions I think
>>149237048>announce ohtranny is pitching because sales were down on mondays>faggots sprinted to buy tickets at $70/ticket in the nose bleedsthe psyop worked
