>Lap:
#7945

>Countdown to Ostrich GP:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>149234702

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
211 (210 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
240 (237 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 198 (+12)
NOR: 176 (+0)
VER: 155 (+18)
RUS: 136 (+25)
LEC: 104 (+10)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 374 (+12)
Mercedes: 199 (+40)
Ferrari: 183 (+18)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+18)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+1)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 646.57 (+54.47)
HAM: 617.28 (+45.53)
NOR: 611.75 (+93.77)

>News:
Red Bull protest 'petty' and 'embarrassing' - Wolff
Canada secures F1 until 2035 as Thai GP moves closer
George Russell shocked to be “so close” to McLaren duo in F1 title race
Christian Horner defends Red Bull Canadian GP protest: "Absolutely no regrets"
Villeneuve questions lack of red flag after Lando Norris' Canadian Grand Prix crash
Lewis Hamilton: Outside world can’t see ‘what’s happening in the background’ at Ferrari
Charles Leclerc blames his mistakes, not Ferrari strategy for tough Canadian GP
Pierre Gasly speaks out on shock Luca de Meo exit: "Important to stick together as a team"
George Russell is a target for Aston Martin
Lewis Hamilton hints at deeper Ferrari issues: ‘A lot of changes are needed’
Jacques Villeneuve: Oscar Piastri “a little bit nasty” in McLaren Montreal clash
Sky F1 presenter Rachel Brookes takes step back after ‘vile abuse’ follows Verstappen interview

n

DEATH to Mercedes
DEATH to Mclaren
LIFE to the Verstappen family including any and all adopted children

russell is a whiny faggot

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

eternal death to m*laren, mer*edes and hamil*on

>Sky F1 presenter Rachel Brookes takes step back after ‘vile abuse’ follows Verstappen interview
Cyberbullying works!

Lando cannot overtake.

>>149247190
we've done that for the last 10 years thoughever

>>149247164 (OP)
who's the count dracula lookalike behind ?

>>149247164 (OP)
That boy ain’t right

joanne ciconte was on the cheap seats tonight

australia next

>austria next

she said in school kids teased her because she raced karts and did NNNNNNEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW sounds at her

>>149247199
What happened?
She went all brit Karen on him?

>>149247335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLJ4GyhdhYU

Max will 100% be getting that race ban
Embarrassing driver

>>149247320
alright now i know how to bully her when i see her

Norris is a mental midget
Russell owns Verstappen
Mercedes is 100% back on top
Mclaren is dead
Red Bull is dead
Ferrari is dead

>>149247355
Ok but why did you sign your post?

>tfw no he

>>149247351
>oh somebody think of th children
She and NARB should pair up

reminder that the globohomos gave schumacher a 10-place grid penalty after hungary 2010 for doing the exact same thing peeasstri did in canada

I HATE CANADA!!!!!

edd

>>149247382
ruslel would get 24-0'd by lecuck, tho

>>149247351
fuuuuucking hell! is this what
Sky is like nowadays? how can people stand to watch garbage journalism like that?

>>149247223
>that mogging at the break
>3 seasons vs 7 seasons

>amx does terrorism
>oh my god so basederino he is saving f1
>jorj does terrorism
>oh my god what a bitch so unlikable he is killing f1

have whatever opinion you want
but you cannot deny (no not even (you) schizo) that AMX is the most based f1 driver right now

yea
amx, jorj, and ps3 are all based

OK, this has probably been addressed already, but I have 2 questions about the race:

1) did Albon get a penalty for unsafe rejoin, like Vettee did at the exact same spot (but less unsafe in Vettee's case)?
2) did Russlel get penalties for brake-checking under the SC? (stewards usually love claiming everything is brake-checking)
3) did Russlel get (2) penalties leaving a more than 10 car lengths gap behind the SC every time they left the pits? (stewards usually love this shit rule too)

oooor were there no penalties for anyone of them? (because they are bongs)

>>149247707
>I have 2 questions about the race:
*I gues I had 4 questions...

I think Lando is cool.

>>149247707
1) no, 1st lap inchident
2) no, he's a bong
3) no, he's a bong
4) dats rite

>>149247164 (OP)
>Charles Leclerc blames his mistakes, not Ferrari strategy for tough Canadian GP
Stockholm syndrome

albong got no penal but they should flatten out that jump he went over
pretty surprising it has lasted this long really. bad achident waiting to happen

what the fuck is the point of these small icons?

>>149247763
The new website is complete utter shit. UI/UX people are retards these days.

>>149247775
>>149247763
The scourge of mobile first, eternal scroll design, and endless enshittification.

>>149247763
Some minority's getting paid for making those

New fan. Watched Le Mans, now I’m hooked. How do I get my fill of vroom? What’s the next BIG event? Also, how do I root for /myguys/ Ford?

What happened to her? Did she lose interest in the sport after catching her camera guy taking creepshots of her during COTA 22?

>>149247875
>after catching her camera guy taking creepshots of her
?
also where are the pics? for confirmation porpoises of course

>>149247875
it was all me
i raped her

>>149247909
You bastard

>>149247828
You're going to have to watch 24h of nurburgring and 24h of spa, and look out for the hrt for performance cars.

>>149247234
What was he thinking?

>>149247875
She had a hired cameraman and got upset he was taking photos of her?

>>149247924
>for
ford

>>149247986
It was a long term orbiter I think, but equally as predictable

>>149247924
>hrt for performance cars
They do have fancy trannys

>>149247645
max is against all anglo media, he is the rebel against state
jorj has all anglo media with him, so if he do it, it is tyranny

>>149247645
>philip penis

>>149247828
join us for Nürburgring 24h this weekend
i would also recommend to prioritise endurance and /motorsport/ over f1, they are more rewarding (and much less normified)

>>149247645
turns out you can get away with a lot of shit by being based instead of cringe. hard concept to grasp for a flip, I know

>>149247645
jorji was based in monaco

>>149248053
this, had a blast at /lemons/

need something to play as background noise.
any good F1 podcasts?
I dislike the official one quite a lot.

>>149247900
>?
>>/wsg/5901583
>also where are the pics?
Don't think he ever shared them unfortunately.

>>149248094
Formula For Success

>>149248094
f1 academy team radio transmissions

>>149248099
>>>/wsg/5901583

>>149248053
It’s going to be on YouTube?

>>149248053
Also, what about NASCAR? Do you follow NASCAR?

lost 8 places on the formula autism

>>149248130
i believe in some region it is others not but the OP of the thread will provide stream info

>>149248137
No, you could ask /motorsport/ or /turnleft/

>>149248010
this is a good take

>>149248099
>>149248128
oh i see

Anyone know why this wasn't reported on in any other outlets? I didn't hear anything about it on the post-race show on Sky either

>>149248170
No, I mean, do you follow NASCAR? Is it worth it to follow NASCAR?

>>149248196
it's all true i was there and immediately got benson on the blower to relay it to him

>>149248196
>(real father unknown)
kek

>>149248128
crazy shit. you'd need fucking cia level evalutions to pick a "male fan" from your community who wouldn't be an ultimate coomer.

>>149248196
This is the kind of journalism we need. Factual description of events. No need to speculate on this.

>>149248216
its what i meant
i dont know i've never watched it

>>149247707
>did Albon get a penalty for unsafe rejoin, like Vettee did at the exact same spot
no because of the outcome despite the stewards insisting that's not the case

Ollie!! update: Doing gang signs!! where da hood at!!!

>>149248311
>VIIIOO

>>149248353
@grok what is this

>>149247164 (OP)
>George Russell is a target for Aston Martin
George will be assassinated

>>149248546
He ran?

I have hard erection for alp countries. They look like you cannot suffer there.

>>149248413
there is no 0 in roman numerals tho

>Pierre Gasly speaks out on shock Luca de Meo exit: "Important to stick together as a team"
Is the nightmare finally over Renaultbros?

>>149249025
It is just starting

>>149249071

Ocon seems to be the one that has the most fun in f1 is it because he had to sit a year out and knows how grim life after F1 will be

>>149249025
lmao no
have you seen the reliability issues merc engines are having now that alpine is giving up on building their own

>>149249243
Yuki hangs out with Kojima?

>>149249227
They are so cursed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYb-S4w703I

>>149249243
Sushi to HAAS, screencap this

Is it strange to refer to a father and daughter as Mr and Miss? The comments are saying it's crazy

>>149249342
only thing crazy about it is she's not bouncing on my raging erect penis right now

>>149249342
Not really, it's just not very common

>>149249025
>shock
Clearly the result of the failed 100 race plan

>>149249307
my favorite sony f1 title after 06

>>149249307
Literal shivers from that main menu music. We need to go back

>>149247164 (OP)
>Jacques Villeneuve: Oscar Piastri “a little bit nasty” in McLaren Montreal clash
It's honestly impressive how after every single race, every single happening, there's an ex F1 driver desperately clinging on past successes to not be forgotten with a hot garbage take

>>149249453
“Sainz got a point, a good recovery, but then the clash between the two McLaren drivers, [it was] easy to point the finger at Norris.

“He realised too late that Piastri was moving towards the left because he had his nose in the gearbox of Piastri, he didn’t realise it and Piastri was edging gradually towards the left.

“He’s not supposed to be doing that, it was a little bit nasty, so there will be some talks later inside the team.”
Call me ESL, but couldn't this sentence also refer to Norris by the "he shouldn't be doing that"?

>>149249342
Dat bitch ugly

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/we-need-to-talk-about-women-in-f1-the-movie-/10733910/
>We need to talk about the women in 'F1: The Movie'
>CONTAINS SPOILERS: Despite its diverse optics, Brad Pitt’s racing flick fumbles the ball on female representation. A high-profile actress was cut, and the women we do see are sidelined

Maybe I'll watch it after all.

>>149249578
>cut the women
>didn't cut the darkie teammate
still shan't

>>149249551
I want to say yes but I'm ESL too

>>149247234
leave him alone
Yuki is effay as fuck

>Everything we learned from watching F1: The Movie

>>149247164 (OP)
why He laugh ?

is giddiya being built yet? they want it for 2027
such a ridiculous track surely needs more than 2 years to build even for zaudis working their jeet slaves to death they couldnt build it that quickly

>>149249578
Women in racing movies are only good for eye candy
Last two big racing movies - Rush and Ford v Ferrari barely had any women
And the women in them were just WAGs

>every "movie" channel raves about F1 movie
yeah, nah, lel

joshua pearce fatal accident

i will pirate top gun maverick, and then next year i probably at some point will pirate f1: it's a movie now too, too

>ultimate surrender

>>149249874
i don't know what a joshua pearce is and i don't ever need to

The pastry saga continues. I went to the bakery near closing, and the lady at the counter just gave me 2 pretzels, didn't want any pay.

>>149249841
"FL" is your friend

>>149249917
good for her

>first air
>now land
what will the sea movie that kosinski and bruckheimer make next be about

>>149249882
i pirate all movies all my life

>>149249917
based

>>149249941
A pirate movie as we all should do.

>>149249950
good for you

>>149247164 (OP)
is yugi wearing edd's suit

>>149247164 (OP)
Can someone explain why eFJuan drivers downgrade? Sainz showed some skills and sometimes even won a race in Ferrari, then he decides to go to Williams.
NARB finally can perform in Merc, now he may go to Asston Shartin
The same thing was with Gimi
It cannot be low money offer from big teams, because small teams will not offer more money.
They will definitely perform worse in shitboxs. Is this choosing the lack of mental pressure? Like Bottas, switching from being Torger's guinea pig to kwabbing in Alfa Memeo just for money and merch?

>>149249882
it's decent. despite being a fucking loony cruise is based as fuck as an actor

>>149250019
stop making sense

your gay

>>149249968
basically this but with at least 90 minutes of uncensored booba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXbzktx1KfU

>>149250029
none of those decided to leave Ferrari/Mercedes, they were replaced by the team.

ps3 will NEVER win a wdc. while he watches movies AMD AMX races gt3 and abandons his child

>>149250029
>NARB finally can perform in Merc, now he may go to Asston Shartin
that is not happening, it was just a coordinate attack by the britihs media, because they want alonso out of the team
they also said that alonso was going to sign with alpine for next year
but the drivers you mentioned were kicked of their teams

ah the british media, I knew it was them
even when it was the bears I knew it was them

pee ass tree

It's fucking wild that Yuki went to a /fa/ meetup.

>>149250270
sprints dont count

>>149247164 (OP)
>Lewis Hamilton hints at deeper Ferrari issues: ‘A lot of changes are needed’
DAS RYTE
MORE DIVERSITY!

>>149250270
impressive, fernando must have many more points than lance with those results

>>149249243
>Helmut already sold him to Haas

Hadjarchads, it's our year

>>149249342
That depends, does Toto keep her in the attic?

UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!

>>149250454
Austrians keep things in the basement

>>149249366
Something that is not very common could reasonably be described as strange

>>149249342
It'd be wild if it said Mrs. And it doesn't.

>>149249243
>Yuki, why don't you step a little closer to the railing over here for our last picture? Careful, it's looking a bit rickety haha!
>What? No, of course you'll be alright, how could an F1 driver lose balance and fall 3000 ft to his death, forcing the team to put another driver in the Red Bull seat? That's crazy!!

>>149249578
It's all so tiresome
>>149249917
Interesting

“F1” is slick enough to capture your attention for an hour and a half. Again, unfortunately, it’s 2 1/2 hours long. The repetitive story, stale characterizations, portentous self-celebration and oddly flaccid take on the masculine drive just keep puttering along, long after our interest has waned. It’s a classic car that looks brand new — but it hasn’t had a lube job in decades. -William Bibbiani, TheWrap

Favorite flaccid movies?

The F1move is 2 hours a 30 minutes long

>>149249342
to me its fine and makes sense because
>Mrs
exists.

>>149249342
>Is it strange to refer to a father and daughter as Mr and Miss?
a bit, yeah

>>149248128
>oddly flaccid take on the masculine drive
>but it hasn’t had a lube job in decades
is this man gay?

>>149250593
where are they moving to?

>>149250639
meant for
>>149250588

>>149249769
I remember Rush had Olivia Wilde's tits and some other actress' mons pubis on display

>>149250647
Africa

>>149250530
It would be more accurate to call it unusual than strange

in case anyone is bored

>>149250691
My point is "unusual" is a perfectly cromulent connotation of "strange"

>>149250588
>oddly flaccid take on the masculine drive
>t. William Bibbiani, TheWrap
hfw

>>149250588
>flaccid
>no lube
The movie also probably didn't have a happy ending

>>149250694
Make him Squib

>>149250694
2003 NBA draft fit

so someone wanna cytube the movie when the TS is out

>>149250728
i read that thread as well

>>149250755
qrd me I don't like being left out
thank you

>>149250375
>Why arent we winning more?
>surely it's the lack of 80 IQ people

>>149250764
Look up any early 2000s draft pictures, that super baggy suit was the style most of them went with

>>149250662
I'd hate fuck Olivia Wilde

>>149250787
ah I see, we're talking about the previous thread not some other /nba/ thread or whatever

>>149250764
r/formula1 thread with the press photos

>>149249342
>Is it strange to refer to a father and daughter as Mr and Miss
No. As usual, the roasties and fags are reading too much into it.

>>149250755
>>149250805
I actually didn't read that thread. I'll go commit seppuku now desu

>>149249342
Least incestuous austrian

>>149250836
I most definitely did not read that thread

>>149250840
For real, they don't know if Toto and his daughter are fucking

Women just want a tall, rich man. Even if he's their dad

>>149250910
Imagine not fucking your own daughter. That’s the whole point of having a daughter

>>149250925
That doesn't excuse you

So how do you people nap?

>>149251002
alone :(

>>149250975
El Trastornado de Tucuman

>>149251002
>nap
gay shit. men sleep.

>>149251002
You can nap when you are dead anon

>>149251059
>sleep
gay shit. men pass out

>>149250975
What goes through the human's head when it types shit like this, waits 120 seconds, types the captcha, and clicks on "Post"?

>>149251124
All he sees are the (You)s my man, look where we are.

>>149251124
I'm just guessing here, thoughts of fucking his daughter

You ever sleepwalk and wake up having sex with your daughter

>>149251002
>drink coffee after lunch
>read or work or watch tv whatever
>as soon as drowsiness starts to appear, lie down or recline the chair
>sleep for 20 min and wake up with the caffeine kicking in
>none of that post nap brain fog
>feel energized after the nap and can concentrate much better afterwards

>Austrian GP next

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

>>149251278
There's that Habsburg racer dude. Ask him to do something.

>>149251124
You are not capable of crafting a logically valid argument against recreational sex (no reproduction) with one's own offspring. The fact is: an act cannot be considered wrong if it does not result in the unnecessary harm of an innocent living being.

>>149251278
>no Danube Federation
Would that solve anything lads?

>>149251244
So you just feel drowsy in the middle of the day?

>>149251311
I dont need to ask him. He's dogwhistling his claim on Croatian lands with the name "Zvonimir"

>>149251278
tirol mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWOUi0PVTXw

>>149251278
Where are the Austrians?

Edd

>>149251561
Killed en masse by emus
Kwabs

>>149251561
>>149251808
OH WAIT YOU SAID AUSTRIANS NOT AUSSIES

LOL ME STUPID AND RETARDED DUUURRRRRRRRRR

>>149251795
So, now he's also a movie critic. Is there anything this man can't do?

>>149251795
Patreon going for the overtake on Join the Newsletter by drafting Member's Club?
That's some shit player tags

>>149250836
>>149236260
fingooltje

>>149251837
lose (weight)

Good morning gentlemen
Don’t forget to tell your wives to go back to the kitchen

>67
oof

>>149251896
>2h35m
>ALMOST THREE (3) HOURS
this can't be real

>>149251874
t. kazakhstan

>>149251926
they had to red flag for rain. the middle hour is crofty spewing bullshit to take up time for the weather to pass

>>149251896
The Sydney Sweeney cameo bumps this up to a 75

>>149251896
certifiably mid
I also always found it strange that Metacritic puts anything between 100 and 60 in green for Music, TV, and Movies but not games, anything below a 75 is yellow for games

>>149251982
Sorry lad, but there's a different mid pile of shit /f1/ will be watching instead.

>>149251002
i sleep less than 6 hours on average, you just lay down and take a nap

>>149251896
Will those old hacks at RLM review this?

>>149251278
>tries to invade a slav shithole
>gets declared on by russkis
>starts ww1
what did they even do

>>149252013
Lo-lee-ta. The tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.

>>149252018
are you the spaniard who was talking about taking a 2 hour nap at the weekend

>>149251928
N- noooo…

>>149252065
Who cares

>>149252129
me

>>149251896
i actually read bad reviews and they complain mostly about movie being too long and muh women doing nothing
might be actually good
but 2h35min?
man...

Edd Straw says in his review of the movie that he was sat next to the Japanese media at the F1 movie premiere and the entire Japanese delegation found the movie to be terrible and watched it with their head in their hands

Edd Straw was part of a selected audience who were able to watch F1: The Movie ahead of the Canadian Grand Prix. Warning: The following review may contain some spoilers.
>To review F1: The Movie requires a Formula 1 journalist to switch between two hats. One, that of a big, big cinema lover, the other of an F1 paddock-dweller. What’s surprising is that the latter is better served than the former.

>The first part of the film succeeds impressively. Sonny Hayes (Brad Pitt) is introduced elegantly, and he’s soon leaping behind the wheel for a crucial night stint in the Daytona 24 Hours that’s every bit the visceral assault on the senses that the filmmakers promised. They even pull off the implausible F1 comeback of Hayes after 30 years away convincingly enough, within the bounds of the necessary suspension of disbelief required to watch any movie.

>What follows doesn’t live up to the strong start. Although the worst cliches of racing movies are avoided, there’s no magical extra throttle travel for when things get serious or nonsensical extra gears for example, the on-track scenes sometimes become too chaotic as the movie progresses.

>>149252140
Okay, hopefully they do

>>149252171
>Combined with the excessively self-conscious amount of explaining the plot – and therefore how F1 works – going on, it at times becomes a clumsy watch. And while you aren’t expecting Shakespeare from what is a big visual impact popcorn movie, the shallow characterisation and lack of connection to the leads or situations makes it difficult to be invested in what’s happening.

>It feels like the close collaboration with F1 has cramped the style of the filmmakers somewhat, even though it does allow for some fascinating glimpses of the Williams windtunnel and Mercedes driver-in-loop simulator as well as the trackside filming.

>The drama is created with the APX GP team because of the need to avoid turning any of the real teams into the bad guys. That is achieved to limited effect, with the rivalry between team mates Hayes and Joshua Pearce (played by Damson Idris) filling that role unconvincingly before, seemingly as an afterthought, another antagonist reveals themselves late on.

>When it comes to the characters, most are two-dimensional and cursed with clunky dialogue, with the accomplished cast given little to work with. What’s more, despite attempts to create broad representation within APX GP, the two female characters on the race team are treated shabbily by the script.

>>149252171
>there’s no magical extra throttle travel for when things get serious or nonsensical extra gears for example
But those are the best parts of any driving sequence!

>The need to explain arcane details of F1 that become plot points hangs heavily. There’s a huge amount of tyre strategy, one the one hand a positive for authenticity but in a very heavy-handed way, and too often either characters or the commentators, David Croft and Martin Brundle, talking over the on-track sequences. This is the polar opposite of ‘show don’t tell’ filmmaking and is surprising for a movie that stands or falls on its spectacular visuals. What’s more, although there are some big-name cameos, APX GP somehow feels entirely disconnected from the world of F1 that it inhabits.

>So is F1: The Movie worth watching for motorsport fans? Absolutely – and if possible you should do so as nature intended in an IMAX cinema rather than streaming it at home. At its best early on, it’s a great watch even if it does lose its way. You really do get to see F1 as you’ve never seen it before even if, visually, many of the later on-track scenes become confused.

>The problem is it ticks more boxes for F1 than it might for moviegoers who want a well-told, immersive movie and there are big reservations about whether the storyline, drama and characters really work dramatically. Some will probably find the overblown plot a deal-breaker, but personally that wasn’t an issue because what would you expect from this type of movie?

>It’s also inevitable that there are liberties taken with how F1 really works, but this is not, and never tries to be, a documentary. However its qualities as a drama are more concerning than how it portrays F1, with narrative threads pulled at but not committed to leading to you wondering exactly what story is being told.

>>149252171
>F1 comeback of Hayes after 30 years awa
>30 years
ok this is some absurd bullshit

>>149252189
>What’s more, despite attempts to create broad representation within APX GP, the two female characters on the race team are treated shabbily by the script.
AS RYTE LADS
TOO MANY BROADS INNIT

>>149251395
After lunch yes
I eat a lot after working out at lunchtime

The Fast and the Formulaus

>>149252226
>But you cannot question the technical achievement and must admire the effort made by the film-makers to immerse themselves in F1, even if it feels like the opportunity hasn’t been made the most of.

>Reaction from journalists attending the premiere was mixed, and often differed from country to country. American, Southern European, and Latin American critics gave the film a warm reception. The Japanese delegation sat near this reporter watched the entire movie with their heads in their hands and audibly groaned during a romantic sequence between Joshua "Noah" Pearce and a Japanese model.

>It will be the cinema-going and streaming audiences who ultimately make the judgement on whether F1: The Movie is a hit or a miss.

F1 the movie is released in Europe on Wednesday June 25 in cinemas. It will be available for streaming on Apple TV+ at a later date.

>>149252226
Edd can't stand Crofty confirmed
ONE OF US

>>149252278
>romantic sequence between Joshua "Noah" Pearce and a Japanese model.
ok i'm not going to pay for watching this shit

>>149252150
>Edd Straw says in his review of the movie that he was sat next to the Japanese media at the F1 movie premiere and the entire Japanese delegation found the movie to be terrible and watched it with their head in their hands
>>149252278
>>Reaction from journalists attending the premiere was mixed, and often differed from country to country. American, Southern European, and Latin American critics gave the film a warm reception. The Japanese delegation sat near this reporter watched the entire movie with their heads in their hands and audibly groaned during a romantic sequence between Joshua "Noah" Pearce and a Japanese model.
Fuck off, you can't double down on this meme

>>149252248
it's about family

>>149252305
no wonder the nips were watching it heads in hands

We formula 1 now

Why is the eye of sauron on my heckin Nippon right now? Just let them be.

>>149247963
That fit is perfectly fine, normal fashionable stuff, especially for the japanese.
My literal first thought was
>well he is japanese and that looks like a

And just think how a regular suit works, it accentuates the natural male physique, wide shoulders, thin waist, tall.
Yuki is none of that, and so a baggy suit takes the attention away from that while still looking elegant, and it also makes his shoulders look wider than they actually are. The shoes are also very nu-fancy fashion so it all really works together. Only complaint is how he seems to have his hands in his pockets on every picture, makes it seem like he is really not very confident about it and trying too hard. When he shouldn't be, it works!

> I personally won't be spending 2.5h (why this long?!) of my time on it
people proud of having the attention span of a Pirelli tyre

It's a refusal, not an incapability

bet it was luigi hamirrone's idea to have the darkie in a """""romantic""""" scene with a nippy coz he was always jealous of button n his old nippy misso

We need to build /f1/ for combat

>>149252342
test

>>149252398
I love a good, long movie, but action slop like this does not need to be that. These days the scripts are bloated and the action scenes tediously long to "give people their money's worth" when they go out to the theater once a year. I partially blame video games for training people to be ok with having their time wasted and measuring the value of media by how long it is.

>>149251278
austria, yes
austria-hungolia, no

>>149251926
Every movie is like this now, they can't cut for shit

>>149251896
It's probably fine.

>>149252519
>just keep cutting until it's 80 minutes
Do you happen to work for a movie studio by chance?

>>149247234
ngl he looks cool

>>149252084
>Lo-lee-ta. The tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.
I imitated this to find you have an annoying accent. It should be two taps on the teeth and then one just above.

>>149251926
there's 50 minutes of red flag in the middle

>>149252086
yeah, but that was because of lemons

just watch the movies at increased speed
i watch all my youtube vids at x2

>>149247234
>助けてくれ

bros i worked for some israelis today and spent a good amount of the time shit talking degenerate muslims and monitoring the situation

>>149252278
>during a romantic sequence between Joshua "Noah" Pearce and a Japanese model.
I'm starting to belive the narrative

This movie will not be better than Days of Thunder or Rush.

>>149251982
She had time for a cameo? I thought she was pretending to be a dog for the new album, barks and all (based)

>>149249342
Was she at the race? There was a cute girl he hugged after race end.

>>149252794
>Rush
probably the best casting i have ever seen in a movie
Daniel Brühl as Lauda is flawless

>>149252476
kys

>>149248010
jorj did not even have anglo media with him until recently, when it was clear that hamilton is old and washed up
and even they still preferred kwabris before it was clear that kwabris is washed up
jorj is unironically too white and too aryan for the media kikes to promote heavily

It's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5dSrrXMDx4

>>149247223
that whole section was embarrassing, he did what he did any time he was behind verstappen in the last 2 years or so, just panicked as he was behind someone towards the end of the race and failed to do anything but fuck himself up
>the media actually tried to portray this /weakmind/ broccoli haired goblin as the next wdc and generational talent

>>149252226
>APX GP somehow feels entirely disconnected from the world of F1 that it inhabits.
why the 'somehow'
seeing that first teaser it was clear that this would be a really weird movie as the other drivers are effectively characters but could not (or, at best, could only very little) interact with pitt & co.
that's where the disconnect comes from fat

>>149252871
why

Today is HE’s 26th birthday

>>149252482
i mean i agree with you (the last movie i watched in cinema was the new Mission Impossible and it was guilty of all of that). But i think modern blockbuster movies should actually be long to "give people their money's worth". Not because of video games but because of modern series, tv shows have upped their game. People watch shows ( Im currently watching Shogun), each episode lasts an hour of respectable production value. And then when you go to the cinema it cannot be on the same level as an episode.

>>149252955
>narb
>aryan
>>149253025
He's transphobic
>>149253030
Christmas cake

>>149252955
>too white
he's got brown nipples, so no
browner than yours maybe even

>>149252994
My favorite part is they are still saying how genius his move at the hairpin was, despite him leaving the door open and getting repassed two seconds later

>>149253040
xd

>>149253030
Congrats HE you've come so far

>>149253042
can i lick them?

>>149253030
he pooped that all out the next day

>>149253060
of course
he's also very gay

Why isn’t your life like Albono’s?

>>149253078
fyi I'm from the future and checked

>>149252972
i wonder how much money F1 drivers got paid to shill that shiiiet

have lance and amx seen the movie actually yet?

>>149253099
Nothing, their contracts include a number of promo days and this will be one of them. You can try to do the math on this but it'll be a bit wishy washy.

>>149253111
no
why would anyone watch this crap?

>>149252482
>>149253037
Long movies are generally better because it means they've given the director and writer ample time to properly flesh out the story and characters.
That doesn't necessarily mean every story has to be dragged out to 9h but there's a good reason the best movies ever made linger longer.
You're not gonna convince me, or anyone sane, that you could improve the godfather if you cut out 50 minutes from it.

>>149253147
I might hatewatch it to be frank williams

>>149253092
>gay flags
I'm tired boss

>>149253161
i will take all opportunity to shit on it to the max verstappen

lo que el viento se llevo y lo que el culo aguanto

Shit on this bussy

lo que el viento se llevo y lo que el culo aguanto this bussy

>>149253160
>Long movies are generally better because it means they've given the director and writer ample time to properly flesh out the story and characters.
>That doesn't necessarily mean every story has to be dragged out to 9h but there's a good reason the best movies ever made linger longer.
you're a child
>>149253160
>You're not gonna convince me, or anyone sane, that you could improve the godfather if you cut out 50 minutes from it.
and no one was trying to
are you retarded

>>149252640
It's a direct quote from the novel, you pleb.

you now remember freddo stuff at mclaren

>>149253219
Reply to me when you have an actual argument lmao
until then, seethe in private so you don't embarrass yourself
>>149253220
>expecting him to know that

>>149252849
That was one of Toto's employees/concubines

>>149253249
They should have sponsored Max instead

>>149253252
>Reply to me when you have an actual argument lmao
>lmao
weirdo
we're talking about current day blockbusters, just about all of those can be sub-2 hours without making them worse

>>149253220
I don't read pedophile fetish books, creep. Try reading actual literature (ie written before 1800).

>>149253321
>pedophile fetish books
"Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy? Brother I ain't reading no fucking map"

If the Mclarens are not the best cars, isn't the championship open?
Maxie is the best driver and would compete for the championship with a Haas.
Snake is the 2nd best driver and the Mercedes is the best car now.
But the point advantage of the Mclarens is quite good.

How do you see the championship going?

>>149253349
>it's totally not about the thing it's about
It's about a guy like you lusting over a little girl. Not reading it, no matter how many creeps pretend they are sophisticated for having done so. Too many real books of value, life is short.

>>149252972
i really dislike that crap where someone segues directly into an ad like they're an american television host in the 50s. that crap was explicitely not allowed anywhere after that decade and it's clear why
every time i've seen it it seems like they weren't actually done talking yet but no, they were

Leaked script from the new movie:

Drivers room, F1 Paddock, Bahrain GP - DAY

Brad Pitt and Lando Norris are seated at a long table in the drivers room at the paddock, which looks out onto a spectacular view of the Bahrain International Circuit.

NORRIS: Brad, thanks so much for looking after Courtney. Le Mans, how impressive! How on earth did you get a seat there?

PITT: Lucky, I guess.

NORRIS: That's a wonderful racing suit. Let me guess, Valentino Couture?

PITT: Uh huh.

NORRIS (Reaching out to touch it): It looks so soft.

PITT (Catching Lando hand): Your compliment was sufficient Lando.

NORRIS is distracted by a question from the colleague on his left.

Max VERSTAPPEN enters. He is handsome, supremely confident and self satisfied; he sees himself as a leader among men.

VERSTAPPEN (to PITT): Hello, Idris. Nice suit. How the hell are you?

PITT: I've been great. And you? Their conversation fades down as we hear PITT's thoughts.

PITT (V.O.): Verstappen has mistaken me for this dickhead Damson Idris.

It seems logical because Damson also races for AXGP and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Damson and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

During this voiceover the CAMERA WANDERS over to Damson IDRIS, who is conferring with a colleague in the opposite corner of the room. He bears a superficial resemblance to PITT.

VERSTAPPEN: How's the championship going, Damson?

PITT (nervous): It's...it's...all right.

VERSTAPPEN: Really? That's interesting.

He stares at PITT, smiling

VERSTAPPEN: Not great?

PITT: Oh well, you know.

1/3

>>149253321
>before 1800
Nigga. The world before 1800 was pedo/hebe/ephebo paradise.

>>149252640
>It should be two taps on the teeth and then one just above.
LOLEEDAAAAAAAA

>>149253405
VERSTAPPEN: And how's Cecilia? She's a great girl.

PITT: Oh yes. I'm very lucky.

SAINZ and LECLERC enter.

SAINZ: Hey. VERSTAPPEN! Congratulations on the Japanese Grand Prix.

VERSTAPPEN: Thank you, Saint.

LECLERC: Listen, Max. Paddle?

VERSTAPPEN: Call me.

Hands him a business card

LECLERC: How about Friday?

VERSTAPPEN: No can do. Got a GT3 at eight-thirty at Le Mans. Great field.

There is a stunned silence as he walks away and sits in a corner of the room, ostentatiously studying papers.

CLOSE-UP on PITT's face, cold with hatred.

LECLERC (whispering): Jesus. Le Mans? On a Friday night? How'd he swing that?

SAINZ (whispering): I think he's lying.

PITT takes out his bag and pulls out a helmet.

LECLERC (suddenly enthused): What's that, a livery?

PITT: New helmet. What do you think?

SAINZ lifts it up and examines the lettering carefully.

SAINZ: Whoa. Very nice. Take a look.

He hands it to RUSSELL.

PITT: Picked it up from the factory yesterday.

RUSSELL: Good coloring.
2/3

Why was Charles riding in the front and she riding in the back?

>>149253426
PITT: That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.

SAINZ (envious): Silian Rail?

RUSSELL: It is very cool, PITT. But that's nothing.

He pulls a helmet out of his bag and slaps it on the table.

RUSSELL: Look at this.

They all lean forward to inspect it.

LECLERC: That's really nice.

PITT clenches his fists beneath the table, trying to control his anxiety.

RUSSELL: Eggshell with Romalian type. (Turning to PITT) What do you think?

PITT (barely able to breathe, his voice a croak): Nice.

LECLERC (holding the card up to the light): Jesus. This is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

PITT stares at his own card and then enviously at SAINZ's.

PITT (V.O.): I can't believe that Leclerc prefers Sainz's card to mine.

LECLERC: But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet.

He holds up his own card.

LECLERC: Raised lettering, pale nimbus white...

PITT (choking with anxiety): Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Max Verstappen's helmet.

Verstappen pulls out a helmet from an inside a sports bag and holds it up for their inspection: "Max VERSTAPPEN, RED BULL RACING, #1."

PITT swallows, speechless. The sound in the room dies down and all we hear is a faint heartbeat as PITT stares at the magnificent helmet.

PITT (V.O.): Look at that subtle off-white coloring.

The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...

His hand shaking, PITT lifts up the helmet and stares at it until it fills the screen. He lets it fall. The sound returns to normal.

NORRIS: Is something wrong? Brad...you're sweating.
3/3

>>149252084
patrician
>>149253321
pleb. nabokov is one of the greatest english prose stylists ever

>>149253441
called shotgun 1st

what is going on in here

>>149253455
>Chuck thought that meant someone would finally shoot him

>>149253468
its all youre fault

>>149252189
>What’s more, despite attempts to create broad representation within APX GP, the two female characters on the race team are treated shabbily by the script.
what if they weren't going for representation
as women are all a bunch of FILTHY WHOOOORES

>>149253485
but i just got here

>>149253314
And I'm saying it's better that they leave the directors/writers/editors alone even if we do get bloated goyslop if it means they don't ruin the few good movies still being made.
Avoiding your time being wasted with the F1 movie or the latest avengers can be made easier by not going in the first place regardless of the length.

Jensen butthole

>>149253447
>reading pop novels is patrician
lol
>style over substance
The most perfect painting of dog shit is less valuable than a pretty good painting of a beautiful, inspired scene. You are not sophisticated for pimping the former.

that's exactly why. you shouldn't have left in the first place

>>149253551
it's called art you dog
lmao

>>149253541
>it's better that they leave the directors/writers/editors alone
what no
that will just lead to terrible movies
those weirdos need to be restrained

>>149253524
>>149253555
SEE?? IM LITERALLY SHAKING CANT EVEN POST PROPERLY RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN I JUST CANT

>>149247164 (OP)
>Red Bull protest 'petty' and 'embarrassing' - Wolff
500 hours of therapy

canada 2025 will be landos mexico 2023

>>149253049
>they are still saying how genius his move at the hairpin was
My anon in mongolia WHAT
Who in their right mind is saying that? It was one of the most retarded moves I've seen lately, pure panic to get ahead and it was so clear ps3 had the better control and exit, I called it retarded when I saw it because I knew ps3 would have the better line and goblando was just desperate to get ahead without thinking even 1 step beyond the move. Surely it has to be DTS customers, plastics or media attempting to hype him up

>>149253558

Bros…

>>149253561
>those weirdos need to be restrained
perhaps you're right

>>149253583
>Who in their right mind is saying that?
not that difficult to figure out

>>149253618
my collars never pop like that
they starched?

>>149253618
plap plap
plap

Is this /f1/ approved?

>>149253618
why is she a thing

>>149253618
did whatsherface already slide through the pit crew? hoe works fast

>>149253650
/f1/ is pro oil and he's an oil driller so it passes all the checks

>>149247355
he has been embarrassing your cunty drivers for quite some years now yes

>>149253078
Girls don't poop, everyone knows that

evens and i get sum wine, odds i get sum wutah
dubs i get wine and beer n shiiiet
F1

well I am off to watching some WRC

>>149253618
milk truk just arrive

>>149253633
((()))

>>149253558
Yeah art is the harmony of form and content. Midwits try to counterfeit good taste by focusing solely on the former (pun not intended) at the expense of the latter. This is based on a false zero sum equation, as they see that dummies focus solely on content. True good taste takes them both into account.

>>149253650
I don't hate coldplay I guess

>>149253653
>brown woman with a banker father
>why is she handed things

>>149253758
you should

>>149253653
show us your chinese clio cup trophy CHUD

>>149253653
also, why are asians so bad at driving. lawson almost won SF as a rookie

>>149253583
>>149253049
A desperate divebomb was his only option, he's fighting an equal car with both of them having DRS.

I really got addicted to AIslop this past few weeks.
Its over

>>149253864
What kind of AI slop?

>>149253866
THAT one

>>149253881
The Sophia AI stuff?
Pretty tame

>>149253906
Swing and a miss

>>149253753
>The most perfect painting of dog shit is less valuable than a pretty good painting of a beautiful, inspired scene
>Yeah art is the harmony of form and content

At first glance, the artist’s rendering of dog excrement shocks—but linger, and it reveals a quiet meditation on the unseen engines of life. Once a meal drawn from sun-fed fields and flesh, it now teems with microorganisms: bacteria, fungi, larvae—tiny alchemists breaking it down, preparing it for the earth.
This is no static waste, but a living transition. In time, it will nourish soil, feed roots, and re-enter the world as new growth. The artist captures not decay, but transformation—a reverence for the overlooked agents of renewal. In honoring the lowly, the work reminds us: life persists in every form, even in the smallest, most unglamorous acts of return.

lets have a race in AFRICA!!!

>>149254004
Chicago street race is coming any moment now

>>149247164 (OP)
Only posters from countries that have at least THREE F1 champions should post on /f1/.
UK, Germany, Brazil and Finland IN.
USA, Canada, Australia, France, Netherlands, Austria, Argentina, etc. OUT

>>149252171
Brad Pitt is in his fucking 60s, way too old to plausibly be an F1 driver. If they really wanted to get an American in the lead role (since it's Hollywood) they should have gone with someone younger like Timothee Chalamet or Austin Butler.

>>149252171
Edd "The Racist" Straw

live police chase
https://abc7news.com/watch/live/

>>149254063
>UK
Doesn't even have a single F1 team
>Brazil and Finland
There is not even a single driver from these countries on the grid
Only Germans can post as they have both

>>149254004
omg let's have a heckin colony, nothing could go wrong!

>>149254111
that link doesn't work for me, i guess its this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGpvy6yYifw
seems a bit over-ish

>>149254131
>>Brazil and Finland
>There is not even a single driver from these countries on the grid
Bortbros...

>>149254170
it was Oakland's ABC7, not LA's
nice of them to both have an ABC7 news station
but they cut away to some baseball news conference anyway, didn't look like the cops were actually on the guy

>>149254220
fugg :DD
Nevertheless he is just a filler

>>149254236
>there were 2 different police chases at the same time
based&sovl

>Here's how Max Verstappen can still win the 2025 WDC

>>149254548
Ocon really was the only well dressed one, huh
Hulk gets a pass

>Sky F1 presenter Rachel Brookes has announced that she has disabled comments on her social media platforms
OH NO POOR GIRL
we can save her!

>>149254640
What's wrong with chuck and gasly's outfits?

>>149254170
>>149254236
>>149254413
it's back on, he lost a wheel just now

>>149254664
Sharl is drowing in his and I suppose Gasly gets a pass as well. Though it doesn't suit him at all

New Ollie!!! merch just dropped

>>149254729
>Sharl is drowing in his
mm true
>Gasly gets a pass as well. Though it doesn't suit him at all
/fa/ police please explain

>>149254642
>we can save her!
No.

>>149254767
He needs to look more like a rich kid and less like a banker

>>149254731
>a hole
There's at least two holes. Three if she has a vagina

>>149254642
no, the bullying will continue until she personally ask forgiveness from Max

need some midweek vrooms

>>149255212
Don't you have midweek 3am fart cannons blasting through your neighbourhood?

>>149255287

>Abu Dhabi isn't the final race in the calendar
>it's fucking Las Vegas

>>149247918
looking a bit like mayli here
>>149248128
:)

>>149255507
Neither of them are Interlagos, so what does it matter?

these are my streets

>>149255513
>mayli mentioned

>>149249578
>A high-profile actress was cut
whom was it?

>>149255680
One of the jeets from that "what if the aristocracy did racemixing?" show

>>149255680
_____ _____

>>149254664
if your face is 10 nobody is looking at what you're wearing

>>149252226
>the commentators, David Croft and Martin Brundle, talking over the on-track sequences

>>149252226
you dont need to read all this garbage:
did you like top gun? y/n
y = go see it, n = go see it

Da Kubica
Da Inter Europol
Da Ford

>>149254664
those are the 3 best dressed. lekek is going for an 80s vibe, just look at the shoulders and breaks

>>149252171
>tfw no cute injun squaw to mating press in my wigwam
Not feeling so heya hoya heya hoya bros...

>>149253030
>Only 26
>Already heavily bogged

>>149247164 (OP)
Hol' up (smacks lips) is there a photo of yuki that does have him with his hands in his pocket? I can't tell if that suit is just a fitted over sized big bopper suit or is literally out of his dad's closet.

>>149256065
brown

>>149256065
What a shitty suit.

>>149256157
post a better looking suit
light beige or white please

>>149255507
El Reconquista Asada brought to you by Coca Cola might happen before november. So the season would end Monza -> Singapore -> Brazil.

>>149256213

>>149256213
White suits just look tacky, but the main reason for why I think it looks bad is because of the tailoring. Lecrec underage looking face just doesn’t go well with that style. You have to look like an actual Chad to pull them off

>>149255507
what are you taking

>>149256269
God someone needs to hire good stylists for these guys

>>149256288

>>149253042
chafing browns anyones nipples desu

>>149256288
this sure oversized suits are in style but you still have to wear shit that suits you and back in the 90's when this shit was in it was never that baggy think val kilmer in heat

yuki couldn't have risked a tighter suit after being exposed as a ken doll

>>149256316
>he doesnt know

F1 related because of Ferrari
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749995398290733.mp4

>>149256399
>ken doll
scale 1:1

>>149256349
Max is dapper by default

>>149256362
That’s a kid right there

>>149256362
leclerc needs to build up to a pack a day habbit to age appropriately and look more manly

>>149256432
>>149256450
11 yo girls wouldn't like him anymore

>>149256377
Very true. But again, the most important thing is that you actually have to look like a man. If you have a twink face, you will look like if your mother was the one that dressed you. Rip Val

>>149256065
<- but tahiti

>>149256431
Dios mío

>>149256466
And that’s a good thing

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1934883456145871008.html?utm_campaign=topunroll

>>149256269
All clothes are stretchy faux-athletic wear now.

>>149256564
True, and it's all made of plastic

>>149256502
yeah that's why leclerc should start smoking daily get some patina going on his face

>>149256628
He just needs to get a tan and stop styling his hair like he was still a zoomer. He looks more like an adult with short hair

>>149256349
These guys are young, rich, and drive fast cars for a living. They don't have to compensate with fancy clothes.

>>149256415

>>149256804
True. It wouldn’t hurt them to dress better tho

>>149256832
They also had some sponsors from other teams too.

>>149249342
>>149252013
>>149252235

>>149257128

>>149247234

>>149256502
now this is how you dress.i wish i could pull this off. oh das rite he passed feels bad

I wonder how quickly FJuan would start replacing the oil tracks if something actually happens. Hopefully we’d get another royal rumble in Mugello.

>>149255173
I LOVE RAISED AND GIGANTIC AIRBOXES!!

>>149246375
If Trump was president, this wouldn't have happened.

>>149250975
kek, why are you in an Argie VPN, twain?

>>149251211
>Fucking daughter.
That's the niece's job though.

>>149255666
>666

>>149247164 (OP)
Alex Albon has one of the most punchable faces of all time.

>>149258496

>>149258496
everyone on the grid does

how would you react if a guy wearing a lando norris shirt who spends a lot of time staring at you at the gym approach you?

>>149258670
is that guy in question you or did you happen to wear F1 merch out in public?
either way, I wouldn't talk to him

>>149258496
how did he become a heel this season?

>>149258496
>the most punchable faces of all time

>>149256269
>cool lesbian wine aunt attire

>>149256556
That guy's a disgusting gook with trump derangememt syndrome but it's not hard to call a spade a spade on this one.

>>149247164 (OP)
>a thai, a nip and a ladyboy walk into a bar

>>149259050
He orders a beer

>>149256450
>age appropriately
He already drives for Ferrari.

is Ferrari the Reddit team?

>>149260036
Yes.
As well as mclaren.

>>149260036
non reddit teams:
"sauber"
alpenis
asston sharting
racing cucks

>>149260104
probably because no one supports said teams.
maybe Aston Martin.
Willybros got BTFO'd again...

>>149260104
That's kike steak sauber to you

F1 is Mickey Mouse

sneed denial

>>149259410

>>149260379
truth

>>149258243
me too bro

>>149260379
Sad!

Stroll will be driving this next year and still won't get a podium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTw-VlOYNkQ

>>149260551
why is grosjean there

>>149261109
He lives in Florida

>>149261314
That photo is taken in Vegas

>>149261109
he's the cook at the catering company

>>149261392
Where does Grosjean live

>>149261508
Rumor is he lives in Florida

>>149261599
I heard the actually lives in the U.S.A, possibly on the eastern seaboard

>>149261659
I must have some bad information then

f1 used to jig

>>149260551
>micky mouse of the motorsport world

>>149261996
jigger fatigue

>>149245426
is the dad white?

>south americans being concerned about whiteness
the jokes write themselves sometimes

>>149262778
Both her dad and the baby daddy are Jewish, make of that what you will.

>>149262945
its just one retard tho
also, i don't like to partake in /pol/ tier posting but:
the worst central america mara spic you can think of+ nigger+ jeet+ jew= v*nezuelan
its hilariously unbelievable how cancer they are, even the "good" ones that flee maduro's regime are the worst . bolivians, paraguayans and peruvians are top tier in comparison.
cum at me jannie

some of their bitches are hot tho

>ynr medshitters saying colapiss would get the red bull seat

Twinks, Medshitters, Pozzed, Gaped, Got shat on BTW, Still on the table

since im probably get jannied, mite ass well have sum fun
>>149263643
good morning saaaar, is USAID still a thing?

>>149263561
>I’m not racist but [mein kampf about another south american people]
Kek I know a variety of sudacas and it’s amazing how consistent this is.

>>149261599
So I was right. Thanks.

gn

>>149263832
you're cut, bro

>>149264464
im not tho, but i know reality doesn't matter to you. that said, is pic true? this is allahu akbar territory, bro

>>149264464
>you're cut, bro
u mirin'?

>>149264613
didn't read bro, I already told you I don't argue with cutfags, it would be like fighting a handicapped child

You believe in the mud flood right?

>>149264643
>didn't read
you aren't retarded enough to believe that i believe that, right?
>pic
never mind

>>149264712
Didn't read, what's a cutfag going to say that's going to hurt my feelings.

>this thread again

>>149264735
i don't need to say anything to hurt your feelings, every time you go to take a piss you see your micro dick, bro

>>149264763
Didn't read. Nothing you say or do will ever bring it back and you know it, bro

>>149264808
bro, seriously, the ostrich strategy doesn't work with humans

HELL NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>149264841
>>149264808

>>149264853

when are they actually going to tackle the issue with DRS and the lack of overtaking in the sport when compared to F2, F3, and F1A

>>149264871
>>149264808
lol

>>149264897
i have like 2 more pics more

>>149264928
you can post all the pics you want bro but it's not going to solve your problem

>>149264928
This bitch ain't down with the ritual lmao

got a cheap red bull tshirt

>>149264954
she's obviously cut, she will get stoned to death for not believing
>>149264948
see pic, bro

>>149264986
Didn't read bro, I can't help you with your problem. No one can

>>149265013
>Didn't read
Didn't, or can't saar?

>>149265013
yet you keep replying, bro

>>149265035
>>149264808

>>149265058
I feel bad for you because there's nothing you can do about it

>>149265095
its funny that you say that because jeets invented the concept or reincarnation, "be a good goy and you'll get the chance to experience life without being a jeet" i think there isn't any other religion that promises that, catholicism, mussies and other when you die you get to "live" in heaven, or having like 71 cunnies if you're a mussie but you are always yourself, you know what im sayin? what makes jeets believe is the hope/cope of living in a non jeet form
im out of pic btw

BLOODY NEW THREADS SAARS BASTARD BITCH
>>149265248
>>149265248
>>149265248

>>149265260
I literally didn't read any of that shit, bro. I don't argue with cutfags, period.

>>149265274
you did read it, you are seething. that's why you keep replying. lying repeatedly wont make it true, bro

>>149265293
>>149265274