Thread 149251984

See you space cowboy

Previously on /hoc/ >>149247283

I gotta feeling that next season will be much better and more entertaining than this season.

>>149252036
Same. This season felt like a filler arc while Gary cooks up something special

Marner to Vegas.

>>149251070
I'm going to take my 4h30min nap now, see you when the game starts frens!

just got the latest facsimile, low scoring slurper im afraid.

>>149252146
Wishing you a peaceful dreamless sleep fren.

>>149252158
So just like last year's elimination game. Fucking Gary recycling scripts again.

>>149252146
Enjoy your nap Pekka <3

>>149252146
Nauti unestasi, kuningas.

happy dotr bro's

stephen: won
copey: won
rapey: lost and raped kwab

KWAB

We should have an awards ceremony for /hoc/ personalities with different categories and such.
>best original cope
>best meltdown
>most improved

>>149252389
I deserve the /hoc/ Masterton for what I've been through this season.

>>149252382
Stephen-South

He's got one last case

>>149252389
rapey gets the lady raped for yet another year

>>149252389
Doesn't matter already won a cup faster than any of your faggot teams ever have lol
Immediately became a contender soon as we were made
Not seething at all, still got our cup

>>149252036
Impossible

>>149252452
His face reminds me of Mimi-Siku from Jungle 2 Jungle

>>149252389
My posting has improved tremendously this season :)

>>149252478
>Copey forgot to turn off his VPN again

>>149252036
My sennies will btfo the laffs :)

>>149252389
Shittiest gimmick for retards

>>149252452
>The Case of The Missing Rake"
Did he check under the pile?

>>149252481
canada cant win even in the pwhl?
sad

>>149252389
Mitch would win the Most Tsundre award

My USies are going to win the cup!

T

Game 3 of the Calder Cup is on tonight
>not that anyone will be watching here, but a reminder is nice, right?

N

A

>>149252711
reminder that bud raped you

>>149252614
Ahhh my ussy

Cats need to finish it tonight or it’s over for them

>>149252745
theyre gunna take extra roids and come out swinging

Not how roids work

most pro athletes take roids for faster muscle recovery not to get a bodybuilders body.

>>149252789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZnkf8LsO7A

Sure about that?

Tonight Gary reaps what he sews

4 hours until puck drop

is gaylor swift going to get more numales to watch tonights game?

>>149252832
Yeah

MARNERS GONNA MARN

>>149252789
thats def. how roids work
t; american steroids

>>149252864
we love tay tay here retard

>>149252840
sows

>>149252937
If you want to get juiced up on tren rage you gotta up your dosage at least 3 weeks out. Anything taken today would be wasted on the golf course.

>>149252993
>unironically being an NPC fruitcake

>>149253021
>le npc
leave your house sometime

>>149253029
>doesnt deny being a faggot
lmao

>>149252868
>8pm Easteren

>>149252382
Imagine the lives that could be saved if jailed every person who posts anime

>>149253021
Fuck off faggot Tay is universal and there is nothing wrong with that

>>149253055
trb wouldn't have gotten raped!

taylor swift is a faggot

>>149253076
>>149253029
Hello numales

>>149253076
you sounds like a cuck malding girldad that drives a kia and lives an hour out of the city in a bedroom community

Rape this bussy
Faggot this bussy

wtf i do drive a kia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb2stN7kH28&t=8

Drive this bussy

>>149253107
unamerican traitor

SCAAAAAAR. oops sorry, too soon.

>>149253121
cope it was $2000 and is almost 20 years old

>>149251984 (OP)
marner is overrated because he plays in toronto

what if marner goes to pittsburgh and wins a cup with crosby, then what?

>>149253107
Exposed

>>149253150
I would clap

I think Gary should keep the cup for himself

>>
>tonight, Gary rapiers what he snausages

Why is everyone talking about poop lately
My marner was fine this morning but you dont see me going on about it

rapiers what he snausages this bussy

Marner showed up in my undies this afternoon :(

>>149253241
just a trendy new thing the kids are doing on the internet, Daddy-o

Show up in this bussy
Trend in this bussy

>>149253241
People are saying next year Marner will be in a place that you least expect it.

>>149253241
sewage main is down in toronto, and they're planning to have a big movement once it's fixed. haven't you heard the news?

>>149253259
shut up raped bitch

>>149253054
this guy SUCKS
If i see 'Kyle' i will wedgie him and give him a swirlie. I will do nothing to elliot he is from a powerful people.

Oilers vs Panthers

Less than 24 hours until puck drop

I don't think I can watch today, guys. For my mental health, I just can't.

Now you know how nice it feels
Scatter marner in the fields
Life is ours for the flushing
Toilet bowl is waiting, waiting
For you and me

Now you know that you are relieved
Show your friends that you and me
Belong to the same world
Marner onto the same world

How nice it feels in this bussy

>>149253373
>I drink your blizzard. I DRINK IT UP

Is it ok if I watch the game tonight? I promise not to bother anyone

More than 4 hours until the most important puck drop

>>149253434
You have to pass penis inspection to watch NHL games. One of Gary's terms in '05

>>149253380
we'll miss you :(

>>149253434
I hereby give you Official Approval, which is enforceable by Law

You are not merely permitted to watch, it's Mandatory; so don't be late, or it's a $1000 fine and 30 days in lockup

Roughly 3 hours to Gary's fake start time

>>149253434
You must first recite the hoc pledge of allegiance

Pledge allegiance to this bussy

3 BONGS

>>149253513
>In the mornin' you go gunnin' for the man who stole your water
>And you fire 'til he is done in but they catch you at the border
>And the mourners are all singin' as they drag you by your feet
>But the hangman isn't hangin' and they put you on the street, yeah...

methinks the negro football league general is more your speed pal

>>149253545
scared of bud

Speed this bussy

>>149253094
>lives an hour out of the city in a bedroom community
burn?

>>149253513
I pledge my allegiance to Gary Bettman, the king of /hoc/

He's raped! And bitched! He's raped and bitched an raped! Raped, raped, raped,! Bitch, bitch, bitch

The TRB and bud1 show

>>149253554
You don't frighten anybody, Mitch, you're a joke
>Damnit, Mitch, you're an alcoholic
>Damnit, Mitch, you have lupus
>one of the statements doesn't add up

Rape this bussy

this might be the last game we have for a while, fellas :(

Who need they Marnussy ate

>>149253637
This might be the last game ever

When's our first offseason /hoc/ BBQ?

>>149253637
Calder will still be going for a little while, but yes, it's time to get a discounted baseball package to fill the warm days until next puck drop

>>149253373
Anaheim - The Mighty Ducks (duh)
Boston - Grizzly Man
Dallas - A Star Is Born
Nashville - Predator
LA - Three Kings
Minnesota - Into the Wild
New Jersey - A Devil's Advoate
Philadelphia - Flight
Pittsburgh - Happy Feet
San Jose - Jaws
Seattle - Pirates of the Caribbean
Tampa - Flash Gordon
Utah - Ice Age
Winnipeg - Airplane

Anytihing else?

>>149252711
I'll be watching once the NHL game ends. An entire night of finals /hoc/ is upon us.

Just got home from waging :)

Anytihing else this bussy

>>149253637
You think so but Oilers are winning this one from behind (backshots) because a game 7 loss is worse.

Wage for this bussy

>>149253678
I have 1.5 hours to go

>>149253667
Hurricanes-days of thunder

From behind this bussy

Hurricanes-days of this bussy

>>149253692
KWAEB

(Kek what an exploited bitch)

>>149253639
Filthy

I'm seeing reports that Gary didn't script tonight's game

Exploit this bussy
Filthy bussy

Script this bussy

>>149253637
I’m going to miss hockey and you frens :(

>>149253750
In related news Jews are innocent and never did anything wrong

Wrong this bussy

Salmonussy

Pound this bussy

wtf chuddies wasnt ww3 supposed to have started by now?

>>149253750
Script deez nuts

>>149253731
is there anything in hockey more SOVLFVL than the soviet team?

>>149253760
Why? Are you leaving? Cause this place isn't going anywhere, this place will still be a staple during AND after WW3
Hell, it may even be the cause for WW3, stay tuned, children
>same Bat Time, same Bat Channel

>>149253667
Toronto - Dumb and Dumber

>>149253782
i hope mr. carney keeps us out of it

>>149253810
raped retard

>>149253782
Trump just put the Triactin on high alert

3 hours and im already getting sleepy

>>149253845
Obsessed

>>149253847
>tri'actin like a man

Do you mean the Triad?

>>149253887
>>149253888
yes i agree trb is obsessed with mitch

>>149253841
KWAB

>>149253782
ww3 has been going for years.

>>149253888
No. I’m watching the sky king general and they’re saying it’s plan ligma

>>149253380
makes sense. my blood pressure will likely be high and my head will hurt

>>149253835
kek if he has any excuse to send white canadians to their death he will

>>149253915
bud's plan ligma against trb was a success

I’m going to be rooting for the kitties to win for the ultimate and final cuck of the oilers

>>149253915
What's ligma?

>>149253938
ok, alberta

>>149253966
what bud told trb on 04/17/22

ligma bussy

BOFA DEES NUTS

BOFA this bussy

>>149253888
>slaps arm

Going to make some rice krispie squares

>>149254025
Square this bussy

Rice krispie this bussy

stephen: won
copey: won
burrito: won
rapey: lost and raped kwab

>>149254030
No thanks

>>149254025
Yum! Are you going to share with your /hoc/ friends?

Thank this bussy

reporting in: I have nudes of vixenp.

didn’t ask

>>149254032
2true

2true for this bussy

/hoc/ is a bussy genny

Nudes of this bussy

islanders getting the 1OA was their biggest win since 04/17/22

Thanks for coming over to watch the game with me, /hoc/, you're all really good friends...
>we should all get matching tattoos

>defeated in combat by burrito
>raped by bud
>admits xhe uses vpns """ironically"""
>meds for bubblin'
>limited income
the kwabs keep coming and they don't stop coming

Watching The Russian Five documentary before Game 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEZ3Y4rmwsU

Document this bussy

KWAB THIS BUSSY

>>149254116
wheelchair bound too

Wheelchair bound to this bussy

QUIT TALKING ABOUT THAT BUSSY

>>149254138
kwab

>>149254039
Sure :)

Quot this bussy

>limited income
>limited mobility
the kwabs keep coming and they don't stop coming

Keep coming in this bussy
Dont stop coming in this bussy

>>149254188
Shut the fuck up craig

I like games like this because knowing who will win keeps me from any stress

I want to get drunk tonight but what happens if the panthers win? Then ill have to get drunk again for game 7.

god speed tonight my leafy brethren, its not over til its over
trust in gary (PBUH) and he will repay you

>>149254225
The fuck are you even fucking saying
>Edmonton education

Over 4.5 goals tonight?

Over 4.5 goals for this bussy

>>149254225
>what happens if the panthers win? Then ill have to get drunk again for game 7.
You are already there

>>149254246
way over

>internet and cable died
>can't watch game tonight
>can't watch livestreams of WW3
>can only imagine and shitpost with hoc

>>149254155
What if tonight is actually game 8 and the finals really ended days ago?

im gonna have sex with my wife and probably not watch because oiler hockey is awful and who gives a shit about a hockey team from Miami like who gives a shit about any of this terrible tomfoolery

End this bussy

>>149254262
Why can't you go to a bar? break your legs?

tomfoolery with this bussy

>>149254277
Far too socially awkward for that

Break this bussy

Socially awkward for this bussy

>>149254262
Game will be on AM radio surely

>the day of the rake has come
AND SO HAVE I

>>149254225
Retard

>>149254287
Man, sucks to be you
>>149254321
Yeah, what about that

for me it's the day of the bud

>>149254272
post timestamped wife next to exposed stud or gtfo

>>149254117
Based

Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the bud is 1 and the flames are playing
(Take me home) oh, won't you please take me home?

We’re no strangers to bud
You know trb and so do I

Take me to this bussy

>>149254287
Just have a couple of shots.

This is one of the worst /hoc/ threads I have ever read

Read this bussy

>>149254394
...so far

worst bussy

Tonight we spin the wheel

>>149254394
you don't have to be mean about it

wife this bussy

Spin this bussy

>>149254367
rickroll this budssy

>>149254417
this maymay looks like it's already been screenshotted and saved and reposted by 100,000 different Africanized Americans

>>149254417
BIG MONEY!!!

>>149254417
Someone add this gem

>>149254394
Wait til the off season

>>149254422
yes i do

timestamp this bussy

>>149254444
>>149254444

>>149254444
>>149254444

>>149254444
>>149254444

about to grill some burgs for the boys

Warming up with "Trainwreck, Mayor of Mayhem", about Rob Ford. How the fuck did these leaf numales get behind this chad?

>>149254433
I know, it needs to be more fried

Fry this bussy

>>149254464
I’ll have mine with cheese and little bacon please

>>149254383
Retard

>>149254465
The CIA killed him with a heart attack gun as he was their JFK.

>>149254444
heckin based

Little bacon please with this bussy

>>149254464
Can I get pepper-jack on mine?

>>149254465
I hate everybody who made a name for themselves by bad mouthing Rob Ford especially that cunt Robyn Doolittle and that cock sucking fag Daniel Dale.

What if Dallas doesn’t hire a coach and uses that money towards their roster? Thats legal is it not?

>>149254508
sorry I only have meunster :(

>skinner in net
Congratulations to the back to back Stanley Cup winning Panthers

cam onnn kitties scarr som fackin golls

I've got thr shits so no one's rocking my busy tonight

>get raped on easter 2022
>relentlessly mocked for 1157 consecutive days for being raped
>snap
>doxx and impersonate a random canadian normie so you can wildly scream his name any time anybody reminds you that you got raped to make them forget
>they never forget
>your master plan failed miserably
>you have nothing left to do but bubble and beg doctors to give you meds to cope
and that's the story of trb

>>149254533
That works

>>149254546
It’s a party now that finnbro is here

why doesnt dallas eakins coach the dallas stars? he seems like a perfect fit.

Perfect fit for this bussy

>>149254464
Thanks fren. I'll bring some cold ones!

are 7/11 hotdogs any good?

>>149254553
kwab the last few years have been great for xim/xer. 46 will be even better i'm sure

>>149254543
Panthers were gonna win it no matter who they put in net. But they should've dressed up McDavid in goalie gear he would have had a better chance

>>149254465
>How the fuck did these leaf numales get behind this chad?

they didn't
rob's base was in the suburbs, immigrants who wanted lower taxes
they didn't give a shit he wouldn't go to the pride parade, they just wanted to keep their taxes low and their potholes filled
the ford hate was from the downtown white liberals

>>149254616
Any good for what? They're the filet mignon of gas-station dogs but that's still far below edible

I hope Dallas hires Torts so he can tell Lundqvist to fuck off

>>149254589
too many other teams want him

Want this bussy

>>149254605
>>149254688
* CLINK *

>>149254638
The Costco hotdog will always be the best hotdog.

clink this bussy

>>149254465
>noooo its actually based to elect an incompetent retard
Why are americans like this

>>149254658
Honestly Torts and Dallas might be a good fit.

Go cats!

Like this bussy

>>149254761
costco dog isn't a gas station dog

>>149254768
Doug Ford wasnt incompetent

>>149254784
he was incontinent

>>149254768
>laffs

redpill me on rapeys limited income

we LIVE
I can hear some spicy conversations

Spice this bussy

>>149254761
Sorry, members only.

>>149254838
>60 minute periods
thank you gary

>>149254829
Cuts to VA have been devastating

>>149254845
Let me get that all beef hot dussy and a whole cheese pizzussy

Ok so Ford smoked a bit of crack. Problem? The woke fucks want lots worse than that for us all. Fuck them.

>>149254845
costco has been going to shit

Going to this bussy

>>149254845
Jokes on you: I am a member

>>149254875
kwab

>>149254829
he was once asked if he had a job. he dodged it by saying he had "an income." he later admitted the income was disability welfare. yesterday he was crying about it again

Cry about this bussy

>>149254926
>$300 a month for burrito related trauma

Traumatize this bussy

>>149254884
Pepperoni is the same price as the cheese and you can tons of peps, about as much as the Little Caesers extramostbest. You’re losing money not getting the pepperoni.

>>149254897
Arizona Green Tea is still 99¢ a can

>>149254961
based financial advisor

>>149254961
I'll only take the pepperoni in its original penis shape form, not after it's been cut into little circles

im rooting for the underdog tonight (panthers)

Big if true

>>149255005
they are vegas's heavy favorite thoughbeit.

Root for this bussy

i'm rooting for Joey Chestnut in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, but that's three Fridays from now

Three fridays from this bussy

Ok now Ford came down with cancer. The globalist cunts fucking poisoned his food or something.

Poison this bussy

>>149255012
Retard

>>149255036
Ford gas always been cancer and globalist
Bowtie or die

Need a globalist gf so I can eat her globussy

Bowtie this bussy

might heat up some gortons haddock fillets for dinner desu

just heated up some didnt ask

Just heated up deez nuts

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

what do leastern coasters watch during dinner if all their sports dont start until at least 7pm?

>>149255122
seinfeld episodes for the 761st time

>>149255122
watching the latest whistlindiesel vid

>>149255115
R U L E
U
L
E

>>149255122
Below Deck

Your mom was below my deck last night

Ford was picking up a sub one night. Local shop, guy he knows well. The guy gets a big order, but has nobody to deliver it. Ford says I'll do it. Goes out, knocks on the door, shocks the citizens, gets a tip, plus 4 new voters. This guy was too based for the leafs.

>>149255153
T H E
H
E

>>149255122
I just watched a documentary that explained how all sunbelters drink poop water

>>149255165
come on man
how can you watch that garbage?

Lend me your strength, hoc. I want to be awake for this.

>>149255193
I watch it to see the young attractive australian women in roles of servitude. Really gers me going.

>>149255195
shhhh go to sleep petal

>>149255195
Take a Power Nap and then make some coffee desu

>>149255195
\o/

>>149255195
\o/

making some chicken

>>149255195
bottoms up, pekka

>>149255264
>>149255278
The phone and computer are in synch boys

>>149255195
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lots of spiders this year bro I’m scared

mitch the 5 foot 5 bitch

>>149255289
lance bass bitch ass nigga

Let's go Cats

>>149255307
trb you admitted you were shorter than mitch

>>149255307
kwam

mitch is walking downtown in his 3 piece suit on his way to hop in his rolls royce when he sees trb in the gutter. mitch unzips and relieves himself on trb's head. he throws trb a nickel

>>149255254
>>149255264
>>149255278
>>149255285
>>149255303
Thanks, lads.

Here with you until I crash.

>>149255349
Mitch seems like a bowtie kinda guy

>>149255355
we're happy to have you, pekka <3

anne burrell died i thought she was a lesbian but she was married to a man huh

>>149255378
Now thats a name I haven't heard in 15 years

>>149255370
the same can't be said for you trb

I'm heading to the grocery store before the game, you guys want anything?

Special….
https://youtu.be/kIrDpvl0Xvk?feature=shared

>>149255470
Cider's running low. You got any?

>>149252146
I have awoken frens, invigorated, refreshed and ready spend a fun hoki night maybe for the last time this season so lets be cool and enjoy each others, frens

>>149255470
Can of beans please

>>149254772
filipines

B
U
T
T
E
R

>>149255470
anything from the kosher aisle surprise me goym

>>149255465
It's begun

>>149255477
I'm excited for the final game of hokkei, fren!

ready2pee

>>149255500
fag

PREDICTIONS

IF Florida wins game 6 tonight Gary presents the cup.

IF Florida OR Edmonton wins game 7 Daly presents the cup. Gary will be a no show.

im at MGM Grand putting $100,000.00 down on it

>>149255500
I love when you guys spam anti canadian threads after every cup final and they all get no replies.

>>149255516
Don't piss yourself again

>>149255527
don't waste your money, retard

>>149255115
>>149255153
its a good team and good /hoc/ posters or so ive heard

>>149255527
Prediction: Panthers win 5-1, McFraud demands a trade

>>149255545
it's a true thing to hear just like the Good News

>>149255546
mcdavid cries on live tv as marchand laughs

Flames win the cup tonight or my name is Susan

>>149255579
Show tits Susan

The Panthers are winning the Stanley Cup!

>>149255601
Neat, wrong thread, though...

should i go outside and get an hour of sun before the game

I think it would be really funny if the Oilers force Game 7 tonight

>>149255627
Yes

>>149255627
wear your sunblock

Have about 20 minutes left to decide if i get drunk or not. Not sure its worth it.

>>149255601
so will I still have to wage?

>>149255659
it's Tuesday

>>149255627
enjoy the sun fren

>>149255673
If Iran was capable of doing anything they would have done it already.

>>149255506
yes we are eating good tonight

>>149255659
just got started back to back McBustshit fails is generational

Oiler fans have been more obnoxious on social media so I’m going for the cats

"so are we going back to edmonton for a game 7?"

>>149255716
Cheers

>>149255659
>>149255682
YES

>>149255748
BUCK STATUS?

>>149255629
I'd laugh

Thinking of making a sandwich I call the Mankiller
>italian bread
>mayo
>brown mustard
>ham
>turkey
>pepperoni
>lettuce

>>149255753
*SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF*
SMELLS LIKE GAME 7 TO ME

TONIGHT
IT ENDS

>>149255815
Congratulations, you just reinvented the chopped Italian sandwich
You must be proud.. and hungry

>>149255825
You sure you didn't shit yourself?

>"Calm and ready to roll..."
>McDavid says they're going back to Edmonton because they're going to win

Does this look like the body language of a man who has confidence in the situation?

>>149255815
>>149255834
oh, also, add onions and peppers to that

>>149255839
No you're smelling the Florida Pampers bench

>>149255849
Sometimes less is more when making a sandwich

>>149255815
>no pickles
?

>>149255863
Not in America, pekka, here we layer out sandys and sometimes have two or three in a row, with chips and soft drink

>>149255872
Oh yeah I have some pickles

>>149255872
>>149255889
I put pickles on every sandwich I've ever had

>>149255889
>everyone else is also a fatass like me

>>149255840
Looks like this would be more his speed back home

>>149255863
you need to watch more kingcobrajfs foodhacks

Gary will be in the building tonight guys so be on your best behavior

>>149255902
Congratulations, how does it feel to be a Champion?

How unhealthy is it to drink protein shake (powder) if you didn’t work out that day? Is it fine once in a while?

>>149255902
I make my own pickles and grow my own produce

Da Blackhawks

current cup status: unhoisted

>>149255926
You’ll have huge marners

>>149255922
how does it feel to be known as the handicapped rape victim that got hurt by a burrito

Skinner Dinner tonight status?

>>149255926
horribly unhealthy, enjoy being a fatass and havng diabeetus

>>149256004
thoughts on you seeking medical attention due to bantz?

>>149255659
Elbow Up

>>149251984 (OP)
Fuck these threads

HAPPY CANADA ELIMINATION DAY

YOU BLOODY BASTARD BITCHES

FUCK YOU BLOODY

xim/xer, i regret to inform you that you have terminal canthandlethebantzitis and the inflammation of your ass region is caused by chronic bitchboyosis

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
AND THE OILERS FORCE A GAME 7 WITH A 5-3 WIN OVER FLORIDA

>>149256068
The rest of us are having fun, you're just not doing it right

>>149256114
>has to go to the doctor over bud1 meme
ya, sure sounds like you're having fun alright

>>149256114
you have fun being called a raped bitch because you have a humiliation fetish

Ok im gonna buy booze but im only gonna start drinking at the 3rd period if it looks like the kitties are going to win

>>149256186
10-4

>>149256186
Bettman would not miss the opportunity for back to back Game 7 Stanley Cup Finals
Hold fast hold true

isnt getting hammered on a tuesday usually a sign of being low class trash?

Isn’t weird how Canadian players love playing in places they wont get taxed to shit?

barkley
skinner
bobrovsky

>>149256186
Have an extra one on me, Jacques

Cats win 18-1

>>149256236
a sign of what now?

>>149256248
why is gary so obsessed with getting black people into hockey?

>>149256301
because their money spends the same

>>149256248
thats not bob, retard

My new doctor is an cute asian girl
Would it be inappropriate to make an appointment telling her I have yellow fever?

>>149256356
yes it would. you're supposed to let the doctor make the diagnosis

McNocup hat trick tonight
Florida in 7

>>149256356
ask for a prostate massage

Doctor
Doctor
Give me da news
I gotta big boner for Yu

DROP THE PUCK GARY YOU IDIOT

I just want you all to know that I've had a very pleasant post-season thus far and enjoy each and every one of your company and cherish you all very much
>go Kitties

What happens if Skinner gets a shutout tonight?

>>149256416
Kitties in 7

>>149256409
shut up raped bitch

my least favorite thing about rapey is that he thinks he's one of the bros

>>149256416
Knights and Stars were total ass which is why Skinner looked invincible.

>>149256390
shiiiiiiieeeeeeeeetttttt anon. we're at least a half h our away from that. gary's gotta shove more ads in to pay for his transition surgery.

>>149256429
>Skinner looked invincible
Western conference should be disbanded

>>149256416
He'll play some sweet flute musik

>>149256422
This

>>149256301
Gary has been slowly but surely increasing the black market for ice hockey so when Atlanta makes its triumphant return there will be a built in fanbase to hopefully buy the franchise a few more years.

>>149256444

>yazz flute

no snoop dogg sightings so far this finals

When is the puck drop desu?

MALDING IN THE USA

Fuck it, I'm oil in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osmkcJUbm38

Gretzky HATES soccerfags

>>149256486
/emliy/ bros start fapping

>>149256499
Based he’s just like me fr fr

>>149256499
based jet ski

>>149256482
shut the fuck up nerd

SCAAAAAAAAAR

>>149256474
Barkley isn't enough for you? I'd say you have a fever of some kind...

I just realized that the finals are free for all finns to watch, sweet. TNT stream though

Puck drop in 1 minute

>>149256532
you have bud1 fever

>>149256537
Sounds like a bunch of communist bullshit to me

>>149256545
thoughts (on your loss [to bud])

they're wielding Skinner as a starter

Panthers must avoid over time

knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door

>>149256547
It ain't the Kansas way brother

Will we get a sticky? We did for the four nations and finals last year.

doubtful for game 6

hyvää iltaa

>>149256571
hey Hey HEY WOAH WOAH YEAH

>>149256577
I've got a stinky for you

Chuck chuck chuckin on sneeds door

>>149256600
checked. i have a box of tendies in the fridge bro. can't wait to throw those into the air fryer.

the cup is in the building

If you commit a penalty, you have to pay 4v5, putting your team at a disadvantage

Skinner is getting pulled again

go kitties :3

We’re eating microwave dinner tonight

I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING

>>149256626
Chat is this true

the bizzy bet parlay is in

>>149256598
iltaa but the opposite

soon guys
soon

>anime antipsychotic ad
like pottery

Connor looks concerned AF

>>149256656
pssst. secret to winning in gambling is to pick underdog and use handicap bets

>>149256626
if you have a 2-0 lead, this is considered the most dangerous lead. and could lead to your team losing the match as your opponent stages a comeback.

i didn't get my tim hortons hockey challenge picks in today
so fucking gay how the cutoff is directly at the advertised starting time when there's always 15 minutes of shit before the puck is dropped

Bob is one of those goalies who look different from what you might expect when you see him out of his gear

finna meow SO HARD at mcmeme kwab copey won eichel won bud won

>>149256662
let's call gary to confirm. sounds suspicious though. that's a distinct disadvantage for the penalized group of players.

>>149256656
* THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY GAMBLING *

>>149256683
That is quite clearly a man.

I put a cheeky wager on the kitties winning, I also put a wager on Marchand being the first scorer and anytime scorer, I also bet on Draisitel or whatever his name is scoring anytime.

Not a parlay of course I’m not that retarded.

>>149256683
She's beautiful

That navy federal car wash PTSD commercial needs to be an entire movie

Just ate a big plate of food. Pooing will ensue

>>149256720
see
>>149256728

>the most famous trophy in all of sports
no way burgers or leafs actually think the stanley cup is more famous than this, right?

>>149256729
>Navy federal
What an odd name for a car wash

>>149256683
That is a man

sup hoc
long time no see
what game are we watching tonight?

>>149256747
shut the fuck up faggot

>>149256726
based supporter of the game
while we leech off the game for free like scumbags

>>149256749
is it maybe staffed by navy veterans?

>>149256729
as long as we add profanity and nudity, I'm fine with that idea

>>149256747
What is this thing?

>>149256752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HSj-2shbqY

>>149256757
Reds-Twins

>>149256747
no one cares about that crap

>>149256757
h-hi babe did you bring those cute friends you told me about

>>149256747
We need to return to the classic Jules Rimet trophy.

>>149256747
>>>>>/soc/
frigg off you oily sunbelter

Oilerbros... I don't feel so good...

>>149256747
Soccer is so fucking gay and retarded it’s unreal

>>149256757
Warming up with the Panthers/Oilers just until puck drop in Abbotsford.

>No, it's probably the titties
damn straight

>>149256747
obviously a lot of people watch the world cup but few actually care about the trophy itself

>>149256785
?
It's 0-0 right now

Where is it cuck

SHANT

>>149256766
Harold and Kumar but they’re gambling addicted USMC veterans living on VA disability

60 minutes together one last time frens

>>149256747
I have no reference for anything in that photo other than the Bavarian colours on the jersey
Is thay soccer?

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

NEW
>>149256812
>>149256812
>>149256812

Final game of the season lads. What are we drinking?

>>149256802
you might be retarded if you actually think this lol

the silhouette has been the logo of the last 3 world cups, and this is the logo of 2026 in North America

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHIT GAME