>>720122330
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.
You should never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'

>>213617393
stop me if you've heard this one

>>213568712
i used to have hair
i still do, but i used to too

I used to like Iyo Sky. I still do but I used to too.

>>149253554
You don't frighten anybody, Mitch, you're a joke
>Damnit, Mitch, you're an alcoholic
>Damnit, Mitch, you have lupus
>one of the statements doesn't add up