Thread 213612953

He's making a run for it!

Aw... let him go. We'll never catch him. Not with these human legs.

>You got the stuff?
>Opens suitcase of birdseed

>>213613020
>BAGAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK!

>>213612953 (OP)
Could've sworn I've seen this in a youtube video or something.

>>213612953 (OP)
Make me more eggs dumb cunt. I require 5 eggs a day to function

I love birds, they're all cute and silly.

birds used to be dinosaurs

>>213612953 (OP)
>they were once dinosaurs

>>213613236
Dinosaurs resembled lizards more than birds reptilian wise

what do you call a baby chicken?
a nugget

>>213613286
He loves his croissant.

>>213613236
incorrect
taxonomically birds are still dinosaurs. why is this so hard for normies to understand?

>>213613236
>>213613256
reminder that its a completely made up, unfounded theory, scientists are lying bitch ass niggas

>>213613323
>SOIENCE IS LITERALLY EVIL MAGIC SAVE ME GANDALF
>except when it's convenient to me

>>213613312
If he was an african g(r)ay he would have nearly dropped it.

>>213613323
>denies this is a dinosaur

>>213613236
I hate this reddit "fun" fact. Their dinosaur ancestors are not what the meme tries to imply, i.e. huge, cool dinosaurs like t-rex; in reality they were söy limp wristed little faggots that already looked a lot like current birds.
>bruh birds le ruled le earth at one point xd

>>213613446
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
Those guys are out there somewhere with tens of millions of dollars eating some Japanese chef's finest offerings and then puking it up along with 46 bud lights they call breakfast

>>213613478
>this nigga has no idea about avian history
>>>/sci/
>>>/his/
>>>/an/

>>213613446
The cat is right to be terrified, an owl can easily snatch and eat it

>>213613446
owls are so fucking cool

>>213613523
Any living being big and cool enough, whether terrestrial or aerial, died after the asteroid impact. The survivors were all little pussies.

>>213612953 (OP)
The new Jurassic Park movie is intense.

>>213613446
>Human. Food. Or the kitty flies.

>>213613694
Food fact: You can use your own breath to warm you when it's cold by breathing into your shirt.

Birds are very noble animals. They have the dignity of a cat but the warmth of a dog. If you look into a bird's eyes you can feel the depth of their soul and the distinctness of their character. Each one has its own personality.

>>213613446
what the FUCK is his problem

>>213613999
DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS
LETHAL!!

>>213613446
>perhaps one might wonder why would you look at the cat before telepathically throwing it off the window

>>213613999
dont do this. this creates mustard gas

>*cluck cluck cluck... cluck cluck*
>..
>In English, Doc!

>>213613286
is it true that bread is bad for them?

>>213614393
It kills them a few days later. They get a yeast infection. It's fowl.

>open the bird thread
>lol
>ten minutes later, giant bird fucking cacophony in my front yard
>go outside, a young hawk has a starling pinned to the ground in its claw
>like 30 starlings start mobbing it, making it fly away
got treated to some bird kino this morning

>>213614561
You must live in a high altitude area to get such bird kino

>>213614602
I live in the Smoky Mountains in Tennessee, don't think it's too high but it was bird kino nonetheless

Happened under the big magnolia tree in my yard

>>213613323
If you ever owned chickens you would believe they used to be dinosaurs

>>213613236
Dinosaurs are fake. No complete dinosaur skeleton has ever been discovered.

dun dun dun, dun da-dun-da-dun

>>213613679
>survive the second largest mass extinction in history that was a literal rock crashing into the planet
>yea w/e bro id jus punt it away XD im le hardcore
Suck down the business end of a shotgun. Just end your pitiful existence. Even if this is bait it's so low effort it doesn't even deserve a 0. Just kill yourself.

>>213612953 (OP)
Is this the plot chicken?

>>213614755
That was not the point. Our mammal ancestors that survived the event were also runts compared to everything else that died. That's just reality. Feel free to misunderstand this post too and seethe at it, actual retard.

>>213614857
How do we even know that there was a dinosaur 9/11 66 million years ago? What proof is there?

>>213614668
and the planet's only 4,000 yrs old blah blah blah you're probably inbred

>>213614857
>survives a fuckhuge asteroid that changed the entire planet
>what a bunch of pussies bro id camp and itd be ez gg no re no cap famalamazimzam
Holy fucking zoomer. It doesn't get any more reddit than this.

>>213614944
You know good and well that nothing will convince you, you will handwave any arguments, any evidence, so just do us a favor and go back to facebook with the rest of the boomers

>>213613194
Have you read the book guide to troubled birds? Hilarious.

>>213614857
So you're a little pussy?

>>213615076
Why did he do it?

>>213615050
>Feel free to misunderstand this post too and seethe at it, actual retard
Congrats, you did it. Go for 3.

>>213615108
>he

>>213612953 (OP)
is that the stock trading chicken?

>>213615180
No it's the dual-citizenship one

>>213615076
Wtf why?

>>213615145
YWNBAC

this was reckfuls screen image for years,, and i never realized it until now... rest in a giant splat on the bottom of your apartment complex you reckless son of a jewish bitch.. we miss you

>>213615058
Are you accusing me of posting in bad faith?

>>213613402
face of a killer. not a hint of remorse

He survived seven slaughterhouses by just walking backwards

>>213615487
>Chicken Joe

>>213615682
wtf is this real???

>>213615076
>>213615108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPIpdYl-98U

>>213613236

>that thing was a fearsome TRex

lol
lmao even

>>213612953 (OP)
>When you just got cast in the next Herzog film

was thinking about the film Chicken Run earlier and how it relies on the premise that the chickens are anthropomorphic to some extent (their communication is real, their actions are physically happening)
but then they're all shocked the grandpa didn't FIGHT in the war because he's a chicken olololol?

like i'm sorry film, but you've set up this whole premise, how the fuck do i know what the rules are? it's magic chickens.

>>213612953 (OP)
MUTHA CLUCKA

>>213613446
those were kino

seeing something like OP's post is enough to make me chuckle yet I'm a bitter loser
where is the logic in this

>>213613402
the age of mammals is over…

>>213616957
>do you feel in charge?

>>213613323
explain then dino nuggies made out of chicken
checkmate

scruffy white dog has that big black mastiff totally buck broken

>>213616957
Is it possible to learn this power?

>>213616957
the big black mutt literally kneels before him

>>213616957
I am so tired of ai slop

>>213617143
yeah, just have the equivalent of an omnipotent god be your handler and make sure everyone else knows they will get beat to shit if they fuck with you

>>213612953 (OP)
>>213613010
Stop narrating my Minecraft session earlier today.
I finally got the six designated layers secured in their seats in the coop, no more scrounging eggs off the ground, I can just relax and let the rest of the chickens wander between the coop and their little fenced range. For some reason I got the cool looking cold chickens in a birch forest.

>>213617215
Stop going online you whiny retard
>Ah no human advancement afflicts my tender sensibilities!

lemme grab some lunch

>>213613402
>Venom emerging from tennis ball

>>213613236
>dinosaurs
Oh my science they heacking real
Lol grow up

>>213617393
stop me if you've heard this one