Thread 149258885

Florida Panthers (2) vs Edmonton Oilers (0) - 2nd Period
/hoc/vious: >>149257818

First remains for Ekblad.

KWAB

Shit teams

>>149258919
Did he see the script?

tiki tikkanen mentioned, best finnish pplayer of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKlgyXBS_KA

>>149258919
:)

>>149258885 (OP)
thats not what oil looks like

>>149258885 (OP)
>>149258885 (OP)

>>149258885 (OP)
>>149258885 (OP)

>>149258885 (OP)
>>149258885 (OP)

>>149258919
ha, he called it lmao. Soilers kwab of the decade

What's he thinking right now?

First for my rat! :)

>>149258919
hahahaha
literally worst case ontario
kwab

>>149258919
What the f...

What's it like losing to the most powerful race in the US

>>149258919
Of all the teams there’s not one that’s “more talk” than the oilers

>>149258919
>it happened again tho

>>149258919
Delete this

skinner save

>>149258919
HE FUCKING CALLED IT EVEN DOWN TO THE SCORE

>>149258951
raped bitch

>>149258908
You've never posted yourself at an Oilers game because you are a "Canada's team" bandwagoning globalist queer.

In May 2025, Cifu was suspended by the NHL following an altercation on X, where Cifu commented on the Israeli–Palestinian conflict and repeated American President Donald Trump's antagonization of Canada, calling the country the "51st state".[3][14][11] Specifically, Cifu tweeted "Eat s-- 51st state anti-semite loser," and "Israel now and forever. Until ever last Hamas rat is eliminated."[11] Cifu later apologized, stating the following: "Two days ago, I posted regrettable and inflammatory comments on social media. My behavior does not reflect the standards of the Florida Panthers organization and the Viola family. I sincerely apologize to all those affected by my comments. I am committed to working with the NHL to amend my actions."[3]

>>149258969
I have masturbated to this girl

>>149258954
I should have brought better doujins

>Game 6
>I have vanished

At the 10 minute mark in the second period, the game is essentially half over.

>>149258919
He's pretty smart

no hyman no diamond I'm afraid
but even then the goaltendie disparity is just too vast

I crashed out on this poor girl on hinge, I don't know she even bothered replying after, should've just ghosted me.

>>149258967
They can put up a fight... against themselves

Finland is running this final

>Luostarinen has 7 points in 3 series clinchers

WITH FINNS YOU ___

/hoc/ is a Soviet Union genny

>>149258965
fuck jacksonville

>>149259006
Glad the ogre is having a good time.

SSSCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRR

what's he thinking right now?

>>149259014
>Denmark
FUCK OFF

>>149259023
cute broonspup

>>149259026
Get carried by Bennet

>>149259014
TIL Hyman has been injured since the WCF

>>149259026
Molest lolis

>>149259029
Sorta

>>149259006
He's smiling because he knows it's his turn next year

>>149259039
he's probably bobbing his head to this music jlm

How are the BRUUNS fans feeling right now?

>>149259000
he's appear soon enough

Winter classic in Florida, now that's based. Ice and palm trees

>>149259039
>omlette du fromage

>>149259026
binn :--D

Oilers are probably beginning to feel the pressure now

>>149259066
lol good one leaf bro

>>149258984
You moved the goalposts anon, first you said a jersey. I also showed /hoc/ a picture of Jack Micheal’s and I at the game like a month ago

>>149259068
shania twain is bobbing her head right now :)

>>149259046
Shouldve been our year

>>149259086
Not a couple games ago when they had a melty instead of scoring?

SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>149259081
Gary already strongly hinted that it’s Dallas

>>149259014
even the >laffs put up a better fight than the soilers

>>149259029
>1972

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAcar

>Oilers outshooting Panthers and still losing 2-0
It's not that they're not trying it's that the Florida goaltending is just better
Kind of insane there's only 1 goalie in the entire league who can stop the Oilers

>>149259086
the pressure of mass suicides

>>149259026
win
>>149259057

podkolzin belongs on a team like the cancucks

>>149258954
....and got so far, in the end it does not even matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

it's over for him he wont recover, if they lose now. he may win olympic gold still

scar

skinner save again

I can't wait for this game to be over

My wife was born without a hymen

when will Jones and Kane fight take place

>>149259023
at least marchy will get another cup :(

Wingbros, where we at?

>>149259066
Retard

>>149259118
Makes it farcical that Russia is banned from the Olympics

meow

>>149259118
The Oilers can't take high quality shots.

huh?
huwhat?

>>149259139
connor, stop posting about your boywifes and focus on the game

Podkolzin has been very noticeable tonight.
>traded for a 4th round pick
My Nuckies are retarded.

>>149259128
He should be left off the Milan squad since he's a bust.

C'mon Oilers, score some f*cking goals...!

>>149259025
>>149259026
TOTAL FINNISH VICTORY

what does he do?

>>149259155
they should try cheating less

>>149259140
on the streets

>>149259139
Nah, she's just used goods

you know despite the two goals Skinner has some really great saves tonight

HERE I AM, ONCE AGAIN. I'M TORN INTO PIECES.

>>149259023
poor pupper. hook em up with some bacon bits and belly rubs anon. he dindu nuffins.

>>149259069
Happy that Marchand can win a cup again

>>149259082
Shut up Dexter

>>149259179
>cheating
That’s not why they’re banned and anyways if you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying

>>149259145
>no team more dangerous when behind than the Oilers
that's not true

one nine nine three
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>>149259178
I’m so fucking poor

PINK PONY CLUB? MORE LIKE PINK TRANNY CLUB

Please tell me someone screen grabbed them titties

K I T T I :3 S
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:3
S

>>149259204
This

>>149259178
Is it just me or do the backs of those chairs seem a bit short?

Time to dig in and watch the rest of this game

You'd think the "best player in the world" would have at least 1 goal in an elimination game

>>149259202
They'll make a giant circle, put him in the center, and shower him with rat shots

>>149259215
reminds me of trb

>>149259086
they've already given up

OH BOOBA BOOBA OH

>>149259192
He was drafted by the Oilers to win them a cup and he won’t leave until he does. German culture.
Can’t say the same for McDavid.

>>149259157
https://youtu.be/tlMHz-eQdDA?si=sjq8q40BwKNqxGog

>>149259204
webm pls

>>149259108
Nooooo

>>149259230
He’ll score a gargage time goal when it’s too late to matter don’t worry

>>149259230
messier scored a hat trick in the 3rd period
mcdavid is merely waiting until the 3rd

Is McDavid going to the Kings?

Hey Alexa, what is 2000 minus 7?

>>149259178
mcdavidy things for highlights

>>149259236
trb?

du du du du *snap snap*
du du du du *snap snap*
Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all shag one another
The Edmonton family

>you now remember this same Florida team nearly lost to THE FUCKING TORONTO MAPLE LAFFS
the skill ceiling in these finals are incredibly fucking grim for the power levels of both teams to be around laffs tier

>>149259224
lel

>>149259227
Good shit unironically

mc0/2

>>149259230
If i were playing in this game I would of scored a natural hattrick by now and the last one would be the gwg

>>149259297
would have*

>>149259188
Thanks fren. I’m feeling better today :)

The Panthers are so great to protect the puck in the offensive zone.

>>149259286
Delicious cope, must be a legit mental disorder at this point

Have you guys ever seen a team just give up in the finals? Essentially just giving up, just going limp and letting them rape you.

Bobs was a flyer? Well hot fuckin' shit. I thought he was only FLA and CBJ

>>149259297
hat trick*

>>149258946
We need more Paul Maurice interviews

>>149259305
you'll have to excuse him; he's brown.

>Charles Barkley
>Charles Barkley likes hockey
>Did I mention Charles Barkley yet?

>>149259227
yum. enjoy.

>>149259297
If I was playing in this game with you I’d slash your hands every chance I get.

What does it say about a man if he likes feet?

Baby, we can do it
Take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
Baby, we can do it
Take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
Baby, we can do it
Take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
Do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, do it, do it
Do it tonight
Baby, we can do it
Take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
Baby, we can do it
Take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
Do-do-do-do do it babe
Do-do-do-do do it baby
Do it tonight
Do it tonight
Baby, we can do it
Take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
Baby, we can do it
Take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
Do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, do it, do it
Do it tonight
Baby, we can do it
Take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
Baby, we can do it
Take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
Baby, we can do it
Take the time, do it right
We can do it, baby
Do it tonight
Do-do-do-do do it babe
Do-do-do-do do it baby
Do it tonight

>get to the stanley cup final
>give up
Oilers are so fucking hateable, McDavid is the most hateable player to boot.

that was a cock hair away from being 0-3 lmao. skinner had NO clue where that puck went
>>149259286
both of these teams have had uneven gameplay to put it mildly

>>149259081
they should hold it in disney

>>149259230
Are the Caps on?

>>149259253
based chinese girl enthusiast

>>149259301
>they can handle marquee events

If I was playing in this game, I'd invite my teammates over for a pizza party after the game

it should be noted that during this contest there is a timer to be considered. at the end of the game the contestant with the most points shall be deemed the winner of the match and also considered the league winner of the trophy which signifies them as the last remaining team to win a game.

I think it’s official. McDavid is washed.

walman dick save

New Panthers song idea:
WHO LET THE CATS OUT
MEOW MEOW MEOW-MEOW

>>149259351
I would definitely become best friends with my teammates

under 6.5 bros we are fucking eatin

Was McDavid EVER good??

>>149259354
edmontoids don't shower

>>149259323
like hiring sam jackson for star wars
>SEE BLACKS ARE JEDIS TOO

>>149259125
RIP Pikamee, long live Henya

>>149259320
>>149259365
Look at her shoulders. Zamn

reminder
oilers fans are gonna watch my flames lift the cup next year

>>149259334
mcdavid himself elicits no strong feelings unless you're a retarded sperg

Gary scripting a game 7 and Oilers still cant fucking win

>>149259320
Is she going to press her boobies against the glass when the kitties win?

>>149259384
is that aziz ansari?

>>149259357
that's why you wear a jock

>>149259377
He had 100 points this season

SSSSSSSSSSSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRless 2nd period

>>149259377
no
he lost the world cup of hockey
>>149259370

BIG
HEAVING
TITS

>>149259394
>her

Where does McDavid go after he loses again to the Panthers next year and why is it my Hawkies to go on a Hossa-esque arc where the long-suffering, trophyless superstar joins a young team and becomes the lynchpin in the DYNASTY?

>>149259217
I’ll reply to you because I feel bad anon

>>149259320
Reminds me of blake blossom's bosom.

>first five games had lots of power plays
>no power plays yet this game
What did they mean by this?

>>149259354
imagine being washed at 27

i have a feeling about this game
and it's a bad feeling

SCARRRR

floridas best players are russian, finnish, and canadian. the only countries that matter in hockey.

>>149259227
same

Crosby won his first cup at 22. What’s mcdavid’s excuse?

If the Oilers don't score at least 3 goals, it's over

Are the Oilers really saving all of their spirit bomb energy for the 3rd period?

>>149259377
not really

bob is in the zooonnneee

>>149259461
>bong
Manchild alert

>>149259457
>i have a feeling
faggot

>>149259455
They (the NHL and the reffies) just wanna get this shit over with so they can scheme throughout the summer over how much more they can fuck over the fanbases next season.

Do you prefer the old Panthers logo with the stick or without?

>>149259474
he's not the best player alive

*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap* *clapclapclapclap*
SERGEI
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap* *clapclapclapclap*
SERGEI

>>149259455
The niggers were buck-broken for this game

Why most we suffer like this, what did we even do, I get we can be annoying sometimes but like come on man. WHY

*sup /hoc/ *

Canada is little India. No wonder they ain't good at hockey no more.

Edmonton you gonna wake up? McDavid going to be nicknamed McChoke if this keeps up.

F L A M E S
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>>149259334
i think draisaitl is a bigger bitch personally
him throwing his gloves at the equipment guy was pretty pathetic

>>149259491
lol go listen to some more of your precious jordan peterson

mcdavid for mackinnon straight up
who says no?

>>149259474
he was too busy having sex with his gf

mcdavid has single handedly won the oilers games before, why cant he score?

>>149259461
How does that binger work?

>>149259502
The original logo by far.

crosby would have already elevated trent frederic to a 20 goal scorer by now. mcfaggot could never.

>>149259455
Just wait for the 3rd, cats will just sit in the box. Thanks Gary

>>149259521
Can't McChoke if he never really even had a chance to begin with.

>>149259484
The First Nations are holding out on their energy due to lack of land acknowledgment.

>>149259502
without

>>149259517
who's he?

>>149259455
Cup's in the building and they dont want a 'ref decides the winner' for something like that. Whistles are gonna be gone unless its truly blatant

>>149259513
All those jeets you let into the country

Oilers shots are coming from outer space, panthers shots are coming from up Skinner's asshole

>>149259513
It's because you're a faggot.

good guys winning again
you heard it here first

>>149259536
zacha did that tho

>>149259513
You deserve it!

I'M THE SELF INFLICTED MIND DETONATOR

>>149259489
I smell a shutout

>>149259399
Lies. I have no investment in this cup final, and I went into this series leaning more towards wanting to see an Edmonton cup. McDavid and the team as a whole made me hate them, based purely on their hockey. Oilers have a massive problem if they're making me want to see Florida win, again.

>>149258683
bros for life

Soilers are fucking embarrassing, DalASS needs to burn in hell fot choking to these low t faggots

Can I still eat it :(

>>149259563
we can see the scoreboard

>>149259533
apparently great cause wtf is a binger

>b-bb-b-b-but there are canadian players on the florida panthers
There are 100s more on the 31 losing teams.

>>149259570
dont say that

>>149259585
doxd

GO CATS GO LMAO

>>149259585
yes

>>149259585
no
im sorry for your loss ano

CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>149259585
how many dust bunnies were in that corner?

SKINN3R

SCARRRRRRRRRRRR BARKOV

SCCAAAAAAAARRRR

SCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
My Kitties

CONNER

M
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C
H
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G
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>>149259484
Short answer: no
Long answer: fuck no lmao

>>149259575
You see much G7 security over canmore

SCAAAAAARRPPPPP

MCFAGGOT FINISHED LMAO

Holy shit Skinner lmao

>SOIL3RS
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

WE'RE THE RED AND WHITE ARMYYYYYY

>>149259585
Its been more than 5 seconds unfortunately

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE CUP IS COMING HOME THE CUP IS COMING HOME THE CUP IS COMING HOME THE CUP IS COMING HOME THE CUP IS COMING HOME THE CUP IS COMING HOME THE CUP IS COMING HOME THE CUP IS COMING HOME THE CUP IS COMING HOME THE CUP IS COMING HOME THE CUP IS COMING HOME THE CUP IS COMING HOME THE CUP IS COMING HOME

and that's all she wrote

congratulations florida :)

ITTTTSSSSS OOOOOVER

>93

>>149259583
At least Dallas realized the bald shit head coach was cucking them.

TRADE SKINNER RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I NEVER WANNA SEE HIM IN EDMONTON EVER AGAIN.

SKINNER WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING LMAO

>>149259525
Hell yeah

>cats
>guy named bark scores
Who writes this shit?

fuckin' skinflute

ITS FUCKING OVER. GET REKT CANAKEKS

dear me...

SKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN3333333R
SKIIIIIIINNNNNNNN3333333RRR
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Come on game 7! Don’t force me to confront my reality yet!

these niggas cooked!

Ha !

I'LL TRY SPINNING THAT'S A GOOD TRICK

KWABMONTON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SKINN3R

WHAT A TERRIBLE REBOUND HOLY FUCK

It's happening !!!!!!!!!!!

good now i dont have to watch the third period.

The man from North Van!
Sam Reinhart!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

>soil3rs

AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Skinner is an absolutely dogshit goalie

just kick it in. its fine.

O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

BARKOV SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSS

Well done Florida, congrats on the cup.

>>149258885 (OP)
It‘s Florida‘s game now

Get your "so it happened again" threads ready lads

BEAUTIFUL

GO FLAMES

Its joever...

OH NO SOILER SISTERS I WAS TOLD THAG SKINNER DESERVES THE CONN SMYTHE

A basketball American moved in downstairs. It’s so fucking over . Saying goodbye to peaceful nights in my apartment bros

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

THE SOUND OF CANADA TEARS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pickard in the net to start the third

i go piss and hear horns going off and fucking run out

Is that Barkov's first point of the series?

Welp. GG I guess. Not really. Oilers shit their pants. Skinner should have been pulled after the 1st period.

>>149259532
he gave up this series, unironically
like yeah the whole team gave up tonight, but he's been barely visible the entire finals

how are the panthers going to blow this one?

Literally how do the Oilers fix their goaltending?

we're going to be watching a stan lee celebration in a 1.5 bongs :)

Rev up those collages

20min time to recover. barely doable in theory

>>149259693
what did he say florida fans?

oilers could still win game 7

Get him out!

why didnt the oilers sign a goalie in the offseason though

>OIL3RS
>OIL3RS
>OIL3RS

reminder that my leafs came close :)

Stop with the fucking low budget fucking Panther call it's so cringe.

Fuck Edmonton

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

uh oh, the third period will be a coronation march
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34UX5VWT1A4

DIG THE FUCK IN

yummy maple syrup tears

>>149259711
panthers radio is doing a good job of attempting to be nice

Oilers fans, remove your jersey.

that one was so entirely on skinner the tnt dudes are dumbfounded KEK
he wants to go golfing

>>149259701
Brown people aren't Canadian. Only foreigners and communists are behind the Oilers.

>>149259700
>Renting

Not gonna make it.

do the coilers even want it?

>>149259722
Luongo is going to be a Stanley Cup champion tonight (again).

>>149259705
he had 3 assists before tonight

goal 3

Please do not bully Skinner

>>149259714
I can't wait

HOLY SHIT DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERES A DOCUMENATRY ABOUT A GAS HUFFING LISTERINE ADDICT DOING A WOMANS WRASSLIN IN GLORIOUS NIPPON???? ITS FREE ON CBC GEM

That goal was
>Skinn3r
In his truest form. Holy shit what a miserable rebound

Anons where is McDavid? Has anyone seen him?

LMAOOOOOO Another generational talent wasted in Edmonton, a story as old as time

>>149259710
by getting new goaltenders

I think the oilers are starting to feel the pressure now. Let’s see how they respond.

>>149259700
Oh shit I feel bad for you bro
Has the primate discovered audio amplification technology?

>>149259732
roarRrrrrrRR

McDavid is legit pisses

3rd period will be filled with bullshit penalties to florida. Digits confirm

>>149259744
how did the tv guys know this dude was going to do this? I SMELL A RAT

TNT SHITTING ON SKINNER KWAB

They should build Tkachuk and Bennett statues in Calgary lmao

>>149259754
not anymore
this team is just running out the time to golf

inb4 kitties get one more before the end of the 2nd

RIP game 7 hopes. Oh well, meow meow meow

skinner on suicide watch lmfao

>>149259788
he slipped the camera man a 20

>>149259711
even they know that he's playing like hot shit

>>149259786
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>149259792
He did it again!

Meow meow maple Indians.

The TNT guys have a point. Why didn't Skinner catch the puck?

One Thousand Nine Hundred & Ninety-Three

Post a more beautiful goal of these playoffs, I dare you.

If the oilers don’t score 3 goals soon this series might be over.

>>149259769
mctaavi and barkov both invisible

was 3-0 other night, so always a chance, but refs arent callign penalties tonight, so free win for florida.

>>149259773
oilers have been tired since puck drop and floridas been energized

There's dozens of fuming oilers fans reading this thread and they know that McDavid is gone and Bouchard will get ten millies

1993 status?

>>149259763
>my leafs took the refpuck champs to 7

Spiritual W

>>149259714
lol
lmoa even

>>149259786
I'm cozy with you guys in the AC

happy day of the rake everyone

Oilers are completely mind broken

think im just about done with this semen slurping "sport"

>>149259830
32 years

>>149259817
the one where mcfaggot took a 3 time cell key winner for a walk. exposed the meme trophy as worthless.

McDavid lost his last additional bit of hope.

IT APPEARS
THAT SKINNER
CANNOT SEE
THE PUCK

FALSE/TRUE?

Kane chimpout coming up.

>>149259824
They're taking less risks tonight. No gooning for game 6

>>149259763
>laughing hinata spotted
B A S E D
A
S
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>>149259555
Never seen a map like that, where'd you find it?

>>149259821
I give a pity (you), sucking up to oilers fans hasn't gotten you really noticed huh

>DRAI WITH ZERO SHOTS

>>149259769
Stfu you slant eyed bastard. The panthers are the most soulless hockey franchise to ever graze the ice. A fucking tropical swamp based tax haven jew team that is antithetical to the aryan spirit.

the oilers should be downright embarrassed by their performance this game
feels like a team playing a regular season blowout not a potential clinching stanley cup finals game

>>149259758
Fucking terrible.

at least the laffs took the kitties to 7

>>149259824
cope when they call a penalty
cope when they dont
the absolute state of oilers hockey

>>149259758
That was the most atrocious rebound I've seen in a while. What the FUCK did he mean by this?

Hockey is for everyone
>except Canadians

this game does not feel very hype. i think it's because one of the teams just keeled over and died

>>149259849
you'll be back for milan

>Connor McDavid
>2024: Wins Conn Smythe, loses in 7 games
>2025: No Conn Smythe, loses in 6 games
He's regressing?

I know you're here

>>149259849
Oilers are the most privileged franchise of the last decade and it’s still not enough for their recent arrival fans to care.

3rd period just ended 1-1 for anyone on a delayed stream

Will the Soilers chimp out, taking bets

>>149259809
I'm gonna have to dust off my old Tkachuk jersey tomorrow if he pulls off the win tonight

Nuggets or noodles, tuna and cottage cheese for the 3rd period?

>>149259873
shut up nigger

soilers should start the 3rd 6v5

>Israel wins the Stanley Cup
Wow, yay, how nice

>>149259826
What are you talking about? The oilers played hard a good 2 mins before they started looking sluggish.

>>149259886
Who's going to win? Bennett?

>>149259866
Sweden lost
Finland won

Where is tay tay? Why aren't they making every moment about her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skinner was being slow leaving the ice he knows he's about the get his ass chewed jen

>>149259890
Perry, yes. Definitely.

>>149259765
tell me more.
this shit is like watching a serbian film but more grim

>>149259883
oilers have clearly given up

Meowwwwwwwww

>>149259748
Does Pickard start period 3 and was this Stu's last game in the oilers jersey?

>>149259881
cope we we're winning this game (reinhart)

>>149259875
NHH

>>149259887
trb just shit his panties again

>>149259906
Barkov

>>149259907
I miss that game

Drinking some nice crisp refreshing ginger ale :)

>>149259866
Oh boy he MAD lmaooooo

pickard going in for 3rd?

It's time for canadians to find a new sport, hockey is not for them. What should their new main sport be?

>>149259912
skinner knows his wife is going to give him shit for the death threats she's about to receive on twatter

MCDAVID IS FUCKING PISSED

McDavid once again finna be the bridesmaid and not the bride. Mega Grim.

>>149259940
Lacrosse is our national sport.

RAKED

>>149259906
Marchand deserves it more imo but Bennett would cause more malding

>>149259940
gay sex

WTF is this animu shit commercial?!?

What speech will mcdavid give his teammates?

>>149259869
Especially when if you can win this one you go back home and get a game 7 for the Stanley Cup on your ice. Awful.

>play Traveller on Saturdays
>GM is an American, but was glad Canada won the four nations face off
>wants Edmonton to win the cup
>he wants this because he thinks America was being a dick to Canada earlier in the year
Get fucked, faggot

>>149259906
It should unironically still be McDavid

>no goals in an elimination game
Sad!

soon to be a reality once again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=973ZCSdloKc

>anime big pharma commercial

I hate this.

>>149259930
they dont give out conn smythes to euros

>>149259906
I hope Marchand wins it. He's been so clutch in these playoffs

>>149259940
It's already curling

TWENY
MORE
MINUTES

>>149259765
I’m actually interested in Japan’s wrestling scene. I’m curious about that one.

>>149259758
>bounce a complete floater directly on to the stick of the opponent after your team had failed to get the puck away from 1 guy for half a minute instead of grabbing it
>skinn3r

>>149259926
yes. and mcdavids

>>149259930
nowhere near any playoff metrics

>>149259940
Cricket sirs

mcfaggot can never be compared to crosby again. crosby was a 2 time cup winner and olympic gold medalist by the time he was 29 playing with plumbers like pascal dupuis, conor sheary, and nick bonino. mcoverrated could literally never.

>>149259954
They could never beat Sweden

>>149259955
>>149259964
An obvious western imitation

>>149259944
no one asked about football.

>>149259971
What’s good Florida man

>>149259955
>>149259964
I hate this timeline

>>149259940
Lawn darts

If the oilers don’t tie it up 3-3 during the next period this series might be over.

get my nigga stu out of the net, that man is shellshocked!

>>149259966
M A R
C
H
R
A
N
D

Tfw no hockey from now till October....

>>149259948
who won the last world championship?

>>149259943
As of this moment I am losing the Stanley Cup

>>149259758
Bouchard defends every goalie to death for every goal against, but completely shit on Skinner for this one

KEK

>>149259974
>Skinner for conn smythe!
>t. oilers fans after dallas series

>>149259926
I personally would start pickard, siever has been dogshit the entire game and single handedly sunk what little hope they had kek
If they're smart yes

ready for the >1993 shitstorm again
put me in the future collage

>>149259956
McFucking vocabulary

Pissed status: legit

>>149259743
>>149259711
nevermind, they're talking mad shit now

>>149259940
Canada needs to become a professional wrestling nation.

>>149259906
Bennett-Marchand-Bobrovsky

COME ON LEON DO SOMETHING! IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!

>>149259990
If they don't put more pucks past the goalie line, the season's over for them.

>>149259613
I didn't leave my house and choppers woke me up every morning

I'm glad its over

What do you think Stuart Skinner's family is thinking right now?

Hockey ratings about to plummet next year because it's just Florida Wins Again
Boring ass sport

20 minutes of hockey left for the next 4 months

Really disappointed by the Oilers tonight. I guess I'm retarded for thinking they could force a 7th game. Oh well. Good job, Kitties. Congrats on the B-t-B Cups.

>>149259963
who's got that as a webm?

PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA

what a season frens
>4naysh
>/sparta/
>sharty hoc

isnt this your national sport leafs
how are you losing to a place where it doesnt snow

>>149259997
>bouchard
>defends

Why would you out yourself not watching the game

>>149260001
can you swim in the canal or are there too many boats?

>>149259853
Funny how Selke winners are more likely to win the Cup compared to any other trophy.

>>149260001
collages are reddit made by redditors for redditors

>>149259893
try your own vomit street hooking faggot

>>149259765
wtf
why do they let squaws do puroresu

McDavid's gonna look so good in Victory Green when he takes a (tax free) discount to play for MY Dallas Stars

my maple leafs will win the cup next year for sure :)

AHL FINALS GAME 3 about to start.

>>149259575
lmao she looks like Caillou

>>149260015
Is he dieded?

Kelly Hrudey looks like he just got his wisdom teeth pulled holy fuck

>>149259981
Crosby played in a tougher era too. Elbows to concussions whereas McDavid is in the only offense allowed era. For a guy his size, skill, and speed he shouldn't be getting as cancelled out by the Panthers as he is.

>>149260019
>this is hockey

this is garypuck

we will never have to watch this geico commercial ever again
>remember the one with the guy sitting in the first row with the gecko with the aisle seat

1 9 9 3
9
9
3

>>149259955
I will now ask my doctor for a Ponvory prescription for my non-existent multiple sclerosis
Thank you Japan

Marchand deserves the win for all his plays god damn man’s a menace on the ice

how many goals does mcdavid have this series?

The weak should fear the strong

My team is shit and run by retards.

>>149260051
kek

>>149260047
Utah is gonna take it

>>149260037
yet bergeron only won 1, and it wasnt even the same year he won his cup. total meme trophy.

This part is always kinda sad when it’s clear who’s going to win. There’s no excitement and you know the season is about to end.

Holy shit get it together Canada.

>>149258902
New

>>149260072
I think 1?

>>149260040
Im not a pajeet like you so shit like that isnt on my diet

McDavid would look good in a Sharks uniform

>>149260033
The tv commentator, not the defenseman, my retarded finnish friend.

>>149260084
What about the other Selke winners?

Reports say they can hear screaming in the locker room. Apparently McDavid keeps repeating words “dig in” and is frantically looking for books called “Dojohns”?
T.ESPN insider

>>149260084
selke is like gold glove in baseball, you win it once and then you win it year after year

I have a bad feeling that the pacers will have a similar shitty performance as the oilers, just giving up and not forcing a game 7.

>>149260074
I want to squeeze Coconut's coconuts.

>Oilers breeze through the Western Conference, didn't need a single game 7 to go to the Finals
>"Man this has gotta be the year right?"
>Give up in the Stanley Cup Finals in 6
I truly thought Stan Bowman knew what he was doing....

McDavid would look KINO is a DABRES uniform...

>>149259996
Better go kill a hooker again, skinner!

We're recycling.
>>149258902
>>149258902
>>149258902

>>149259744
This was done in Nassau coliseum during the isles first playoff series win against the >rags

another year another heartbreak for canada, sorry my dudes

>>149260258
it's ok, thank you