I'm reopening the X-Files which I previously closed, reopened, and closed again. Surely they will stay open this time. You're welcome.

>>513056049
They’re not sending the real Putin.

As of this moment I am officially reopening the X-Files thread

As of this moment I am officially reopening the Epstein Files.

Agent Mulder, you have consistently demonstrated reckless and unprofessional behavior. You continuously waste the Bureau's time and resources chasing UFOs and bigfoot. You can't even work a simple wiretap case without getting distracted by aliens and disappearing for a week. You're a critical national security risk who's being monitored by god knows how many other agencies. I've got chain-smoking deep state assholes breathing down my neck every day because of your shenanigans. You have given me every official justification to terminate your employment and revoke all your clearences on multiple occasions. Well, enough is enough, Mulder. I'm reopening the X-Files. Get back to work.

>Mulder theres a dead hooker in my apartment. I am now officially reopening the X Files

>>212635737
Why is the OP picture so dark Mulder?

>>509641230
Request denied. Now get the hell out of my office

>>509106670
>early bake

>>149259943
As of this moment I am losing the Stanley Cup