Thread 149258902

Perhaps thats all Bobrovsky is. The evil that men do

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Hey guys, I play for the Oilers. What do we need to do to come back?

First for my rat! :)

Barkov might just be the best player to ever do it

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>Pointless in Game 7 last year
>Pointless in Game 6 this year
Legacy ruined?

My starsies would have booty blasted these pussies

move Canucks to Portland
move Flames to San Diego
move Oilers to Houston
move Jets to Phoenix
move Maple Leafs to Milwaukee
move Senators to Indianapolis
move Canadiens to Hartford

>skinn3r
>b0b

Uh…pink pony bros?

game 6 reminds me of the chilly easter evening of 2022

He's getting the Conn Smythe he deserved last year.

refs will let this one run out

>>149258902 (OP)
Hawkies

Happy Canada Elimination Day!

Skinner? More like Shitter lmao got em

Marchand deserves his win

LETS GO FINLAND!!!!

>>149260119
We will get the Flames and Oilers when Alberta becomes the 51st State

Take your meds gaijin-san
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M5LTlzot4o

>>149260127
he is a very awkward man

go go cats

The Maple Leafs were the best opposition to the Panthers. Congratulations Leafs.

>>149260116
what legacy?

write his comeback speech one word at a time:
>HEY

>>149260127
>A canadian with the average florida kid

>>149260125
Reminds me of a hot sweaty summer of 87

>>149260125
skinner with a trbian performance

Canada unironically thought they were winning a cup

marge

What's he thinking right now?

>>149260126
No, Marchand

>>149260156
>HEY

our autist captain is a better captain than theirs

>>149260122
Nice

give it to me straight boys

is marchand eating a DQ blizzard right now?

This part is always kinda sad when it’s clear who’s going to win. There’s no excitement and you know the season is about to end

>>149260141
SUOMI :DDDDD

the edmonton oilers will ____ this game

people that are bald but hide it are dishonest

>>149260116
What legacy?

Are the Flames the best team in Alberta?

What the fuck was Skinner even trying to do on that goal? blocker it into the corner? Squeeze it between his arm and body? I'm perplexed.

>>149260176
>she peaked in azkaban

>>149260125
The Oilers have the domestic abuser, not the Panthers.

>>149260127
why does he look like such an alcoholic?

>>149260156
Sneed

>>149260176
>geez i can't wait for the period to start so i can get back to sipping on this vodka tonic

>>149260182
>listen!

she loves going back to back

Will we get another KINO cup hoist?

>DQ blizzard
best flavour?

>>149260143
Border gore. I would rather all their whites migrate over and let the Indians stay in Alberta

>>149260176
About Israel

Congratulations to the Cheatrida Cheaters on another cheatjob to win a Cup

>>149260184
Barkov is a cool autist.
McDavid is a loser.

>>149260156
>>149260182
PEOPLE

>>149260192
Is this real or AI?

>>149260116
Doofus looking

1993

I love Finland so much it’s unreal
shout outs to my nigga Lexi

20 minutes until the off season

>>149260192
based kitty burgers

>>149260188
he's saving it for later

>>149260221
I like the cotton candy one in the summer :)

>>149260156
>>149260182
>I'M YOUR LIFE

>Oilels pajeets thought they were better than the Rags
TOPKEK

>>149260221
sperms

>>149260191
Wouldn't you?

32 years

Good players dont make good captains

>>149260221
Cookie dough. I'm a simple man with simple tastes

>>149260192
cute

>>149260227
As the prophecy foretold.

>>149260221
Mint oreo desu

So is Skinner gonna be McFraud's scapegoat or what?

My knighties are the only team that can stop Florida.

Canada 0 America 32

>>149260241
/mlb/ awaits

>>149260176
think'n 'bout them beans

>>149260206
he needs to return to the ahl

What team gives Marchand $10m AAV this summer?

>>149260116
McDavid to Panthers confirmed

No sticky for the Stanley Cup? WTF mods

>>149260192
Chat is this real?

>>149260213
Oh well that explains it. He was doomed from the start.

>>149260156
BEEN TRYING TO MEEY YA

Why doesn't Canada develop good owners and general managers like they develop good players?

Why is wayne so awkward in that commercial with stifler's mom? Was he sober that whole day?

>>149260277
the uhhhhhhhhhh detroit red wangs

>>149260281
Hockey is dead and irrelevant
The WNBA has more viewers than this

>>149260281
game threads are reddit behaviour

mcfaggot is literally finished. legacy completely destroyed. hes like a ray borque of the modern era that will have to chase a cup and ride a bus and will forever live in coffeys shadow. he can never be compared to crosby again.

There are Canadians that will die this year not ever seeing a Stanley cup

>>149258902 (OP)
For me, if Florida wins, it legitimizes my disgust at Tampa for calling themselves a "dynasty" and having more than 1* cup.

>>149260221
Strawberry cheesecake

>>149260220
I hope we see boobies again

>>149260260
captains are over rated
>come on guys, let's go!!!!!

>>149260267
I always trust finns

>>149260192
Usually I don't particularly like A.I. slop, but this is actually super adorable. Noticably improved my mood.

McGaykid has to be having a baby bitch meltdown right now.

Welp, I have to look a couple of little boys in the eye tonight and explain to them why our country can’t win the playoffs of the one sport we’re supposed to be good at, the one sport that these boys are dedicating their lives to. And I have to explain to them why we lost to a country that they’ve been told is evil. They’ve been raised to believe that the good guys always win in the end, but tonight that illusion is shattered.

>>149260221
Royal Cheesecake

>>149260308
He’s only 25 you retard

>>149260310
Still more than Canada has had in the last 32 years
Pathetic

>>149260309
if they want them that bad they can just buy one off the internet!

>>149260281
we only got one last year for game 7

>>149258902 (OP)
>Game 1 Kino
>Game 2 Kino
>Game 3 Lame and gay blowout
>Game 4 Kino
>Game 5 Lame and gay blowout
>Game 6 Lame and gay blowout

Wtf happened this series was suppose to be kino?

Genuine question for oilers fans:

Did your parents already move to Canada the last time you won the cup?

>>149260267
Love seeing Barkov in those classic jerseys. We all knew he was good, but who would imagine he'd carry the franchise to the unimaginable success he did.

How can they make these breaks more exciting? I hate waiting

Leafs will win
Cap this

>>149260333
wtf leave those boys alone, you dont have kids!

>>149260192
Who needs Illegals when we have hard working kittys right here?

>>149260333
Lmao

Staying cool for the intermission

With Finns you winns.

I DEMAND MOAR COCONUT

>>149260306
I’m gonna watch my Fever during the off season

>>149260192
why didn't it season the steak?

>>149260347
The Panthers winning will always be kino.

>>149260338
McDavid turns 29 next january

>>149260330
He is

>>149260184
poor little canadian boy

>>149260355
chinese ass mfer

>>149260236
real

which american team will connor win a cup with as a passenger?

>>149260314
Second this

>>149260319
Image ruined

rawr

>>149260333
You should teach them more about jeet removal if you care about Canada so much

>>149260347
Forcing a repeat to give McFraud a second chance at flopping the Cup degrades the overall Kino value

>>149260347
the soilers gave up after game 4

This series should be 6-0 right now

>>149260406
florida next season

mcdavid right now

>>149260192
cute :3

>>149260406
my pongs :)

How come 4channers tell me Dairy Queen is goyslop poison but all these famous multimillionaire Chad pro hockey players routinely eat it?

>all oilers fans disappeared

Wow what a fanbase

>>149260333
Post this on Reddit for maximum keks

>>149260412
_/ _/ _/ _/

>>149260281
no one cares about hockey

>>149260408
Here's the original

If the Oilers lose, I will personally kill Gary Bettman by sniping him in his car with my 30.06 when he comes to Canada

To our NATO friends, we are SORRY. That orange clown that is in office only won because a bunch of barefoot hillbillies voted him in. It’s so embarrassing

>>149260406
Kongs or rags

>>149260437
where do you think it's from

Florida doesn't even get snow or ice naturally lol

We truck it in or grow it in refrigerators.

How are we bout to repeat?

>>149260221
heath

>>149260422
kek

>>149260435
$$$ gary queen more like $$$

Anyone else masturbating later on tonite?

sick of these commercial shaming stinky vags to sell deodorant.

>>149260436
The Oilers have no fans. They only have seat fillers.

McDavid a mental midget

>>149260467
i am right now.

>>149260330
There is no way he will resign with Oilers is there?

>>149260160
Based

>>149260465
He look older than Marchand

>>149260260
crosby is a decent captain

>>149260435
Probably the most white people that store has ever had at once.

>>149260468
they only need 3

>>149258902 (OP)
>After 5 games and 2 periods of overdosing on copium and shamelessly glazing the SOILERS, TNT's commentary team can't say enough good things about the KITTIES
>mfw
THE DAY OF THE RAKE IS UPON YOU, FUCKERS! -OFFICIAL THREAD THEME-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU9YM1Lfvt8

>>149260452
fuck you cyrus!

>>149260469
after the vaxx campaign suddenly reeking crotches is such a huge concern

>>149260467
last intermission, this intermission and post-game, too

America won
Trump won
Desantis won
Jews won
Capitalism won
Fascism won

It's over.

Who gets the conn smythe? Marchand or Bennet?

>>149260467
Do you guys plan it and set aside a time to do it? I just do it whenever the mood strikes

Do people actually do sports betting?

Why?

>Oilers have no fans
Panthers only have bandwagoners who don't even know what an offsides or icing is

>>149260468
Gretzkys been hitting the sauce big time

>>149260467
Might as well get it over with

Sunbelt>snowbelt in quite literally all regards
>but what about niggers
As if they arent overrun with pajeets and wongs

>>149260406
>McDavid will not resign with Oilers
>Oilers trade to Flyer for two first this year and one next year
>Flyers have the cash to resign him

refs finna make the game interesting in the 3rd

>>149260503
Marchand makes for a better story.

I'm gonna keep on dancing at the pink p-ACK

>>149260503
bob or the rat

>>149260380
nobody is believing the psyop that people watch the wnba, silence glowie

>>149260347
gary forgot to proofread the intern's script

Conn Smythe winner Brad Marchand

>florida = israel
>edmonton = palestine
Who is Iran?

What kind of diet do you need to sustain this?

>>149260503
I hope my rat

Are we going to get footage of the oilers locker room speech? Do they film everything

>>149260504
I have to work around my moms schedule

>>149260495
To tie it.

>>149260507
Do you think those dozen or so people there ever thought that building would eventually host back to back Stanley Cups?

CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>149260535
I just like watching people seethe over Caitlin Clark

>>149260539
Wtf this skinny ass fucker

>>149260482
check again. Canada owned.

>>149260507
Give it 3 years when the Panties begin to decline and their attendance will be back to sub 50%

>>149260507
>the oilers lost two finals in a row to a team with no fans
KWABOTM (the M stands for millenium)

>>149260543
what's her masturbation schedule?

>>149260539
Blizzards and the souls of WW2 vets

>>149260539
auschwitz diet

>>149260503
former

>>149260504
I do it right before bed because it helps me fall asleep

>>149260506
yea but no one gay enough to bet panthers every game

>>149260452
fuck off cyrus

>>149260511
Speaking of, have you noticed how much gretzky looks like joe biden? With his weird old face and fake teeth...

>>149260501
based

pink ponies no more. /hoc/ is now pink panthers territory.

thread song:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lp6z3s1Gig0&pp=ygUScGluayBwYW50aGVyIHRoZW1l

>they kept skinner in
yep, the golf clubs are cleaned and in their bags

>>149260504
Before I get in bed, helps me fall asleep

Looks like the Oilers will just be another footnote after Gretzky

SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>149260542
It’s just gonna be McDavid admitting complete and utter defeat and yelling angrily at his team

>>149260538
>Who is Iran?
gary

>>149260587
Sex

>>149260559
You should mention the parade next! It's the next on cope list!

the finns will cum in the cup

>>149260467
I need to fap to fall asleep

>>149260538
>iran = laffs

They have a Wall Man but they need a Goal Man

>>149260484
Image courtesy of Co-pilot

Losing back to back finals to a team (the same one mind you) that has ZERO fans
KWAB

now that the florida panthers are back to back cup champions, are they more popular than inter miami?

>>149260562
>Gary rigged 2 cups for a team with no fans to try and grow the game
>Ends up doing nothing
>sport dies to basketball
KWAB

>>149260539
so statistically he should let in more goals in the third period with less mass. i'm thinking oilers sweep here

im a big believer in comebacks

I feel like my Stars reputation has been tarnished less than the Soilers at this point. Losing in back to back finals seems much harder to recover from.

I don't bet, what do these numbers mean?

HEAVY IS THE CROWN

B U D
U
D

W O N
O
N

>>149260507
so do the coilers lmao
its all a bunch of faggots that want "canada" to win

I need three more goals for my 45 goals in the final series to be right

Thousands of Edmonton women will be beaten by their boyfriends and husbands when the game ends. This is not funny.

Unpopular opinion: I prefer watching regular season games. Way more comfy and enjoyable.

>>149260629
Give more money to the jews

SCARRRRRRRRR 2 TO GO

>>149260616
Buffalo deserved to win the McDavid draft lottery more than Edmonton.

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

M A R K O V

>>149260621
Amongst white people yes, but with latinos that's a lost cause

>>149260347
game 4 was fun with all the fighting

Don't the Florida Panthers know that Dairy Queen is goyslop? Do they want the jews to win or something?

>>149260579
it's true that I would like a glimpse of that

Death to all edmongolians

>>149260406
I think the Kings will have the space when McDavid's contract is up

>>149260629
It means Gary distributed the final draft to Vegas.

>>149260660
you could have just said no instead of coping

>>149260676
Send em an email

>>149260642
A comfy November regular season game, when every team still has playoff hopes and it's cold and dark outside, is the best hockey can get.

>>149260539
always a good one

>>149260640
it’s pretty damn funny to me

>>149260676
Burger KING would be better for the champs

>>149260616
make one with McDavid in a Flyers uniform

>>149260347
You fags always complain about refpuck but refpuck is needed to keep it close and exciting at times.

How ass are the Edmonton Oilers?
:

goal 1

>>149260652
Albertas REAL team

The Stanley Cup champions Tel Aviv Panthers

>>149260622
>WAHHHHHH IT'S GARY'S FAULT THE OILERS ARE A SHIT TEAM RUN BY RETARDS AND MCDAVID IS A BUST AND MY FACE IS STUPID

>>149260609
they'll bring it into the sauna first

>>149260618
>>149260622
These discord trannies are angry

Which one of you is the bitch who follows the other one's posts since he has no imagination?

'93 lives on. God bless America!

Everyone in here is white....right?

Will McDavid kill himself after losing two cups back to back?

>>149260725
been rather sunny here this week so not anymore

>>149260720
>Everyone is the same person
Take your meds you fucking retard.

Just 1 goal per 4.5 min guyz. It's ezpz

>>149260725
I am. Can’t speak for everyone else though

Oilers are proof that you can't win a cup without any superstars

>>149260660
my cuban friend din't know they won last year

Edmonton should dress finns :)

>>149260609
gimi

>skinn3r
B0B
>skinn3r
B0B
>skinn3r
B0B
>skinn3r
B0B

>>149260734
nah he's gonna leave the team and actually win next year (on the knights)

>>149260701
unfathomably based post

oilers could be MY champions if they retired marchand bennett or broflovski

How’s Skinn3r doing???

>>149260725
my mom is half greek

>>149260752
in frilly skirts for mcdavid

>>149260734
All I can say is... not a single ladyboy in Thailand will be safe from his lust this offseason

>>149260725
I am a Cuban so I must be white

>>149260725
Unless you're a laffs fan

>HERE COMES JEFF SKINNER
For how often we’ve heard that this series nothing ever seems to come from it

>>149260435
I'll ask /fit/ if DQ is okay

SSSSCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

how buck broken will Mcdavid be if they lose?

>>149260741
Weed really took a toll on your reading comprehension huh KEK

>>149260725
Sorry champ, only half. The other half is exiled African royalty though if that counts for anything

Crosby would never lose back-to-back finals, in fact he wins them.

knobheads problem is he never shakes shit up, just endlessly throws bouchard/perry/drai/mcdiva out on the ice assuming they'll do shit, and when they're cucked and fucked like this he's got nothing

>>149260793
Report back asap

WE WANT THE CUP
WE WANT THE CUP
WE WANT THE CUP

>>149260801
He gives up on edmonton

THIS IS A FIGHT FOR THE AGES

WE WANT THE CUP WE WANT THE CUP WE WANT THE CUP WE WANT THE CUP WE WANT THE CUP WE WANT THE CUP WE WANT THE CUP WE WANT THE CUP WE WANT THE CUP WE WANT THE CUP WE WANT THE CUP WE WANT THE CUP WE WANT THE CUP WE WANT THE CUP

I could heem any scar poster

>>149260725
my dad is jewish

>>149260701
based

Just pass the puck to the guy who is open

>>149260810
who else on the team is gonna do anything lol oilers have like 1.5 lines

THE OWNER OF CANADA

How early do they start pulling the goalie?

>WE WANT THE KWAB
WE WANT THE KWAB
>WE WANT THE KWAB
WE WANT THE KWAB
>WE WANT THE KWAB
WE WANT THE KWAB
>WE WANT THE KWAB
WE WANT THE KWAB

>>149260676
It gives the media something stupid to focus on so they don't manufacture more drama

The oilers desperation is hilarious

>>149260810
>he never shakes shit up
it's the opposite casual

PULL SKINNER

THE TIME IS NOW

>>149260810
That's oilers depth for you

FLORIDIAN PED ABUSING WIGGERS GET EXPOSED AND WILL BE SLAIN BECAUSE THEY ARE JEWISH

KWAB OF THE CENTURY
MEXICO WILL WIN THE CUP BEFORE CANADA DOES EVER AGAIN

based cup wanters

>>149260817
It's 3-0, what difference does it make? Unless you want the soilers to win...

>>149260838
Now

>>149260701
So based

>>149260701
based

SK4NNER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>Connor McDavid is Canada’s hero. After struggling most of the final game, he came out big at the most crucial time, scoring at 8:18 of overtime as Canada defeated the United States 3-2 in a riveting showdown of the 4 nations tournament.

>He went on to be named game MVP and spent the night partying with his Canadian teammates.

>However, he was clearly brought back to reality, needing to join his Edmonton Oilers teammates in Philadelphia ahead of Saturday’s afternoon game as action returns in the NHL tomorrow.

>In order to join his team on time, McDavid was invited by the Flyers to fly back to Philly on their charter from Boston, along with head coach John Tortorella, Travis Konecny and Travis Sanheim, per Mark Spector.

>Torts was part of Team USA’s coaching staff, while Konecny and Sanheim won the championship with McDavid.

don't be surprised if McDavid will change the color of his orange next season

you're a credit to the force, officer bob

MCCHOKE FUCKING TRIPPED

Are Canada Teams supposed to be the Dallas Cowboys of the NHL?

I CANT SEE THE PUCK

Would Canada be more successful if they simply wanted the Cup?

Cheers from Vancouver to the good people in Calgary.
This win is as much ours as it is Floridas.

McRegularseason

Huomenta

>>149260801
he's already given up on edmonton

>>149260812
Im watching waowa now.
Let me know if my oilies come back.

>>149260876
None of us can

CANADABROS I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE YEAR

>>149260791
Did you know he used to figure skate!?

WE CAN'T SCORE

is mcfaggot hurt? barely heard cuthbert say his name in the third.

>EDMEMETON
>SOILERS
>EDMEMETON
>SOILERS
>EDMEMETON
>SOILERS
>EDMEMETON
>SOILERS
>EDMEMETON
>SOILERS

>>149260856
The Amerant Bank Arena has much lower prices than Rogers Public Lib- I mean Rogers Place.
Anyway, if you want to kill Jews, go after Canadian executives.

>>149260701
Based, can’t wait. Think my islanders might have a chance.

>>149260878
exudes warmth

>>149260878
No wonder he's an eternal loser

All the Leafs had to do was sign Marchand.

>>149260858
Hey Teddy

>>149260725
Yeah

Florida playing way faster and like they want it more. Oilers have no urgency.

>>149260878
I want to live in a sterile robotic house.

>>149260894
sex with these cats

>>149260876
Puck?

>>149260817
why? scarposting is an art
you have to time your scarrrr just right so its believable
if only on scarpostowned anon drops free feeds and starts paying for hoc it benefits the nhl

You are now aware that McDavid will tell his wife tonight that

>I want to get out of here

no penulty

>>149260897
that figures

Sorry leafs

Mcbust was never good carried by Divesaitl

gary is legit pissed this didn't go to 7

Me on the left.

>>149260878
Why does he live in a silicon valley techbro office?

>>149260890
Huomenta Aland

>>149260724
Just a PURE coincidence goy

will the rat fuck score a goal?

McTurd for the Conn Smythe please.

>>149260908
He would never go to them

Only mere minutes from the cucking of the century

ARE YOU READY KITTIES?

>>149260878
A single floral arrangement would do wonders.

>>149260886
I went to a Canucks game this season against the Rangers, and it was country night.

>>149260878
>chairs facing a wall
Looks like the reddit dudes basement

has anyone seen McDavid?

leafs panthers was the real cup final.

>>149260734
Nah, he will coast next year and fuck off from Edmonton and its back to the bottom with them then

>>149260871
he will keep his blue and orange but he will play for the islanders

>>149260878
what a dull kitchen, lifeless.

>>149260908
He'll get his $9Mx4 in Toronto to make the laffs fail one last time

panthers will be doing toblerone sized rails off of hot ass strippers tonight boys. gon' be a good night in south flo-rida

McComplainer

>they're polishing the cup
oh yeah this is over

How many goals does Edmonton have?

Why does everyone hate on McGOAT? He is the best player out there
Like LeBron he will win his rings in due time

is stephen king based?

there he is, the cup keeper!!!!!

>>149260950
avs/stars for me tbqhwy

>>149260886
Very honorable and welcomed post anon

>>149260957
Surely you mean 4x9M

>>149260921
Gary said no penalties tonight

>>149260406
My Blue Jackets

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Skinner made a save let's fucking go

Gretzky is rolling on his grave rn and he's not that dead

>>149260950
>calling the laffs the "leafs"

>>149260952
>islanders

>>149260919
She just opened a bar in Edmonton. He has to stay there to be her dancing monkey

>>149260971
-3

>>149260960
everyone gets a creampie

under 6.5 goals bros we are fucking eatin tonight

My Flyers would bootyblast both of these shit teams.

This could have all been avoided if the Laffs didn't blow game 3.

>>149260950
Blues-Jets was the real stanlers thoughever

Why is everyone getting so excited for a team they became a fan of just (2) weeks ago?

Fuck gary, fuck kikes, fuck niggers, fuck canadians, but most importantly thank you /hoc/

>>149260977
same yamato

>Ref is going "The fuck you're doing?" at McDavid.
lel

>>149260982
Based

BOB! YOU'RE A CREDIT TO THE FORCE! NOW HIT THE SHOWERS!

>>149260971
I think they all belong to the Panthers.
Are teams allowed to bring their arena's goal when they are the visiting team?

>those two discord friends are shaking from anger because their oilers lost

KWAB better luck next season Sanjay and Kumar

>>149261010
But enough about the Oilers.

>>149261007
That's r-right

>>149260878
It looks so… soulless. It’s devoid of all hope and joy. There is no life here. Only an endless void of black and white.

I have relatives happy for Maurice. Personally I don't care one way or the other about him

>>149261010
They're the good guys

>you gotta start taking some chances
i agree, introduce the multi-puck

it is time

>>149260950
>>149261009
How can two same conference teams be a cup final bakas

>>149261007
>My Flyers would bootyblast both of these shit teams.
not with this fucker in net

I bet all 30,000 of the total amount of Florida panther fans are so happy right now.

Nobody is beating the Panthers next season. They’re threepeating.

I can already tell Soiler fans will just get in their feels and have a pity party. Vancouver was way more fun.

bouchard rhymes with

RETARD

>>149260973
he spends all day screaming about trump on twitter

>>149261025
the anime posting discord troon is a panthers fan thoughbeit.

>>149261001
Lil debbies are so fucking good anon.

>>149261039
Hart would be back for game 7.

>>149260972
Lebron also lost 50 finals like McDavid!

serious question.
will there be riots in edmonton?

Marchand is bringing the Conn Smythe home to America too

Cats are happy

>>149261049
Someone is going to pay him what he wants.
Chilling stuff.

The Panthers are a dynasty now.

>>149260909
sup

HE'S WHINING
HE'S BEGGING
HE'S FELTED

>>149260972
>GOAT
Crosby won a cup at like 21

This is dumb man, stars canes would have been a way better final.

stream?

Provorov should be banned from the league and face jailtime

>>149261055
Hes based doe

>>149261060
not enough fans

>>149260950
Unfucking fortunate truth.

>>149261048
They're not gonna riot bud

PINK PONY CLUB

>>149261078
onhockey dot tv

Nobody is beating the Panthers next season. They’re threepeating. Forgot to attach picrel.

>>149260937
he'll score an empty netter

>>149261060
No soul in Edmonton. Not like my nuckies

Bouchard is firmly out of the hut

>>149261060
Nah it's still too white, unlike Florida

One million pajeets running towards Amerant Bank Arena to stop the Kitties from back to back cup wins.

is hockey always this ass?

>>149261019
Don Sweeny just saw this and decided to give Mcavoy a $13 mil per year extension while Don's sucking off Cam Neely.

>>149261060
not even the blacks riot on tuesdays

I'm glad they put a black guy in that NHL gambling advertisement I finally feel represented

>>149261060
Edmonton is half jeets or mudslimes now

>>149261078
a body of surface water flowing within a channel or bed

Come on Oilers at least score 1 goal
Getting shut out to lose the Cup is embarrassing....

>>149261078
Mines doing fine.

>>149261078
onhockey dot tv
how new are you

>>149261060
montreal or vancouver only maybe toronto.

:)

>>149261080
you have good taste kimi

When they had Luongo beating on that big drum before puck drop, how many Florida "fans" do you think knew who he was? I bet most of the people there wouldn't even know who Huberdeau is lmao

>>149260761
Wings!!!!

>>149261096
our leafs will beat them without marner holding them back

HEY IS THIS BROKEN HERE

>>149261054
jen

>>149261116
Fucking grim being a pajeet

SARAVON PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA

wow great mic'd up moments there TNT, thank you! very cool!

Colorado should go back to wearing black pants and helmet.

I love samefagging so much

>>149261101
its been updated anon >>149260936

>>149261060
Only if they lost Game 7 at home

Bon Jovi always charges the crowds up.

is the panthers kid without the shirt still in the finals this year???

>>149261116
And Miami is 75% on the darker side

>>149261110
Only when one team decides to not show up and play.

>>149258902 (OP)
>livin on a prayer
>up 3-0 with less than 10

>>149261060
Edmonton is too demoralized by homo Carney winning

>>149261141
R A R E
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>>149260093
>>149260393
>>149260793
>>149260893
>>149261093
>1993

cons smythe voting is in and bennett won

>>149261095
you da goat

>>149261141
Yes, that is a land.

sad turnover

SCAR

>>149261131
>Huberdeau
isnt he some 4th line guy in calgary or something

Where is it cuck

51

>half way there

Incorrect, they should have began singing that at the 10 minute mark in the second period.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>149261131
You are an obese loser.

HAPPY CANADA ELIMINATION DAY

they might as well stop the game and bring the cup out right now sheesh

>>149261158
I'd rather have beaners than see another fucking jeet...

NEW
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>>149261162
>>149261162

>>149261166
some goys just cant get enough of anson carter and parnell subban.

>beat lightning 4-1
>beat hurricanes 4-1
>beat oilers 4-2
>Leafs are the only ones able to take them to game 7

Apologize

>>149261167
never post here again new tard

>>149261154
It's the worst arena bullshit along with Sweet Carolline. Fuck any stadium or arena that plays either. It's pure fucking cringe. It's like getting amped up for Welcome to the Jungle.

>>149261166
>Watching Sportsnet

>>149261060
They still have another year of McDavid and Draisaitl, why would they?

>Oilers have had a lead for only 34 minutes this series
holy shit

>>149261216
What do you suggest?

This whole 3rd feels like a 20 minute penalty kill

>>149261189
haha they're gay

>>149261216
what gets you goin?

>>149260950
This actually, and marner and bustthews aside they had some likeable players this year like Tanev and Stolarz.

Also being the most American team to make the playoffs, would been happy to win the first since >1993

That said, not a single likeable player on the soilers except Perry. Glad to see them lose again.

Wait, I Thought Connor McDavid was playing today.
Did I get the wrong day?

>>149261154
White boomers love that shit

>>149261060
It'd be one thing if the loss was close, but its been over since the 1st period. Too much time to go through the stages of grief

how does gary keep getting away with it?

>>149261216
That one pop punk song that Colorado started is the worst of them all.

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>149261250
Slayer - Behind the Crooked Cross

>>149261200
>Celebrating a moral victory

very pathetic from oilers
not even KWAB worthy

LMAO THEY FUCKING THREW

>THE FUCKING LAFFS WERE THE REAL FINAL
AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT KIND OF TWISTED REALITY DO WE LIVE IN?

>>149261250
>>149261261
>>149261286
Try to at least be original if you're a shit arena.

kek vegas lost for these retards to do nothing, vegas would have destroyed them in the finals

>>149261460
like what? what arenas are original?

Can someone fill me in, I thought the two best players in the world, McDavid and Drasisaitl were playing fo rEdmonton. I haven't seen them, though. Where are they?

>Reinhart dominance
>Podkolzin goal
Total Vancouver Victory.

>>149261757
kek bogged fake canuck fans

>>149258902 (OP)
Who is this fatass