paco vs paco part II edition
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>>149260519 (OP)Let's go Dodgers *clap* *clap* *clap-clap* *clap*
Let's go Dodgers *clap* *clap* *clap-clap* *clap*
everybody cares doyerchad
Really during pride month?
Do Jints fans really? Smh!
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>>149260778extremely based.
will the mets be winning in manfred innings?
>>149260775look at her go!
>>149260803you're a fucking retard if you think they're getting there
Marinkeks are doing the Lord's work (giving my grampa life support)
>>149260775LET'S GO DODGERS
petey so good Iโm so happy
>Adames
Everyday I miss Crawford more and more
For me, it's the Los Angeles Dodgers
>>149260826Why are barfs fans so aggressive are they embarrassed about their homosexuality?
why are there so many nautical anime girls
like the shark one and the squid one and the mermaid ones
>>149260916Why is AI slop all yellow now
the REAL acuna has entered the game
>I had accepted that we would go 0-7 on this road stead after we got swept by the Orioles
>Now we are looking down the barrel of a sweep on the true World Series Champs (Dodgers cheated, Yankees won by default)
Man baseball is crazy sometimes
>>149261036You underestimate the ineptitude of the bottom of this lineup
>>149261084your mom cheated and your dad isn't your real dad lel
mest trannybros i don't feel so good...
game over because mendoza chose not to pinch hit for any of those bums
My redlegs are on a roll!
>>149260997>embarrasedTheyโre proud of it
hey bros, i know this is /mlb/, but lets still take the time to laugh at canada tonight. loser ass country aint even worth annexing desu
AIAAGHEHEHGYHGHJGKDJSALDHJASKFL ALVAREZ
>mests
>barves
both these shit teams deserve to lose
imagine if Tatis was accurate with that arm
PCA a monster and I made fun of him for his earring at the beginning of the season, shows me right
alvarez is the worst catcher in the game
>>149261409Got nothing against Canada. But God, those French Canadians....
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
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max muncy is fat
>>149261453mets made so many mistakes this game, they deserve to lose this one tbqh
>Tatis' arm when the roids wear off
wowitsfuckingnothing
wasn't tatis one of the better arms in the majors? in the past 2 games he's thrown 4 awful attempts
think tatis may need to borrow muncy's glasses. TWO throws ten feet offline
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PANDY
pages hates the fucking padres kek
man, Andy Pages is unreal
Gg barves my Mets are retarded and Alvarez needs to go back to AAA.
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New day tomorrow
cum fart up now to ruin the parade
is pages actually good or just having a few hot months
>>149261524arm strength is legit. accuracy not so much.
Conforto is playing again today
How much is Pages gonna be worth next year?
lol mest can't win anymore
you gotta love it!
>Mariners up five nothing
>Panthers up five nothing
rope
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that's like the 10th game of the season where they beat themselves instead of getting beat by their opponent
i liked pages a lot last year and him struggling like he did this year didn't change it, but i didn't think he'd turn around this hard this fast. this dude is real
>>149261615he's always hit at every level
Itโs personal for Pages
>>149261615He was very promising last year and has gotten into his stride this year after a slow start.
>>149261588extend the man
>>149261615he's legit and always been expected to perform. maybe not this good, this fast.
great of my mets to choke this one when tomorrow is blackburn vs sale, aka a guaranteed L
what the fuck happened to this team
Guess Poodres skipper knows who Andy Pages is now
>>149261615He shows up every game, even in blowouts
>>149261665the two most beautiful words for management -- "club control"
>Mets are 0-4 since celebrating ""pride"" night
>>149261789and there goes pages defensively...
MEST HAAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>149261822all that gay sex tired them out. it happens
>>149261838Pages has a strong arm but his fielding range isn't the strongest. He's also a bit lousy on the base paths.
>five anons slurping pages
>he misses a routine fly ball
yes, i'm sure he's great
this game is gonna get testy
>dodgers fans cheer on a hit by pitch to put two guys on base with no outs
???
>trivino
i feel like i saw this game a week ago
>>149261822Its never too late for confession anon, hopefully my metties repent for their sins and began devoting to the sacred heart of Jesus
>>149261961my bad that was sauer. same outcome apparently.
>>149261880>hits it to triples alley>gets a doubletoo fat
Game was over the second Alvarez threw that ball to second base. That was a me playing the show and hitting the wrong button tier fuck up.
a DUMPERIAN double scores another couple, it's 7 - 0 M's
lol manny smelled the doggy doo doo
>>149262119coming from his uniform
will this be a kino constant back and forth game or a kike starts pitching in the 5th game.
>>149262151Kike coming on next inning
hehehe canada lose still no cup
>>149262204alright i'm turning the game off. call me if the dodgers stop slurping
Oh a stolen bag too if you don't mind.
>cheer tatis getting HBP
>now he's on third, bases are loaded, still no outs
doyerpacos kek
same game from last week
>bullpen game
>sauer(trivino) blows it
>immediate punt game to save arms
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Sheets gets a hit and Kike is actually going to be up by the 4th
>>149262279Donโt worry though, they donโt boo their players (theyโre cucks)
kek poodres, coulda been worse
fuck it, with the state of this pitching staff right now, giving up only 1 when the bases are loaded with no outs is a big deal.
DAVE YOU SHOULD'VE PUT KIKE IN YOU JUST WASTED 3 TRIVINO PITCHES!
>>149262440it was inches away from being a grand slam
imagine having to pay Bogaerts 25m a year through 2033 kek
kike already warming up in the pen. don't worry, his warmup is just putting on that stupid helmet
How come the padres can only beat the dodgers during bullpen games?
>>149262357we boo underperforming relief pitchers prematurely and unfairly
>assaulting our star player
what the fuck is your problem poodre faggots?
I know that wasn't intentional because Ohtani is 0-3 against Vasquez, he has no reason to hit him
dirty ass poodres showing their true colors
Tatis taking a fastball to the eye would be good for baseball
>>149262685analyticspie...
>Ohtani already immediately joking around with Arraez
he doesn't even mind
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>>149262402Berds swept tonight
>Roberts ejected
you gotta be fucking kidding me. faggot ass umps and poodres
uh oh roberts is chimping out
Roberts should knock out the ump
Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.
THE BASKIN ROBERTS IS MELTING AND THE UMPIES ARE LAUGHING AT HIM WHILE HE'S GETTING BLOCKED OFF LOL
let the poodres get a blowout and then have kike toss one at machados head
the skip getting his money's worth
>>149262788he's the guy that called Muncy out for blocking out the sun
>>149262840>Muncy out for blocking out the sunHe should lose some weight desu
jfc 3 fucking players I had bets on have been hit by pitch and one an intentional walk
>>149262891he's a fat useless cunt
fuck him
If Baskin Roberts is gone, who is going to give us the masterclass?
>>149262906Gambling is bad for you
this is the only way the poodres can beat the dodgers. on a bullpen punt game and their faggot tactics.
>>149262891If I was a professional athlete I would be shredded
OBSTRUCTION UMP ALWAYS PAYS HIS DEBTS
this is why no one likes you faggots
>>149262924based big Bob Geren
Doyerpacos, Brian Stowe that faggot 3B ump
Doggies need to be reminded umps run this shit
>>149263004he's a punk no doubt
>>149262962Well it would be my profession and I have nothing but resources and time. Instead I have to work everyday. So yeah if you stupid smart ass nigger.
The dodgers are the Israel of baseball
Can't think of a team filled with more unlikable cunts than Padres desu. Cheating roided up dirty playing faggots the lot of 'em desu.
>>149261020Not him, but normies and trolls Ghiblifying everything made it trend that way. You have to proompt a certain way to not have it get yellow'd. Yankees lost o algo.
If Dave Roberts is gone, how will the dodgers doggy doo this game?
Is it true that recker's ass isn't even that feminine?
Well now, ain't nobody winnin' a blessed thing 'less I give 'em the say-so.
I think it's really funny that you could literally see one of the umps Roberts was yelling at was laughing while talking him down. He knew Roberts can't do shit
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>2nd HR of the day for Cam
>immediately followed by a Fubon HR
Strosbros are eating good tonight
Same faggot who called that retarded obstruction vs Muncy.
Umps deserve the rope
Also, Mookie's plate discipline this year has been abysmal when Ohtani is on base. What the fuck is going on. He killed all the momentum Roberts gave them with the ejection.
>baskin ejected
nah doyerpacos can still win this game. trust the script
>>149263199Thatโs what Iโm thinking. Roberts is the problem of the team
>>149263096who told you that?
>>149263048you're racist.
baskin got fucking destroyed by that ump lmao
Our girl Emma Stone is back to support the Pads
>>149263056stfu faggot tell us more about how much revenue ohtani generates
>>149263391did this faggot get a hangnail?
>>149263385More than your entire faggot ass ringless poverty joke of a team combined.
>>149263421>fundies actually care about this
>>149263421t. lifelong dodgers fan since 2023
>>149263433ANDY P BITCHES
PAGES OWNS YOUR FAT ASS SHILDT
>>149263421Based 2024 Andrew Friedman lifelong Swede. Do you have any charts that can show us how how good at business your new favorite team is?
Nothing personnel poodrepacos
PAGES MAN, YOU GOTTA LOVE HIM
Pages >>>> merrill
And itโs not close
>>149263433ANDY P NEWBITCHES
uh oh, guess this means these poodres fags need to bean someone else. completely unsurprising these mental midgets completely collapse every postseason.
cum fart is just depressing
Hitting a home run off our 5th starter is like winning a wild series for doyerpacos
>>149263499might as well take out conforto, if anything we're doing the dodgers a favor by taking him out for you
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>>149263517>wild serieskek already forgot about that
>>149263421Dodgers made more money in Boston thoughever, when adjusted for inflation
when does pages get popped for peds?
>2025
>2026
>2027
hitting into a ground out to first is like playing in the world series for conforto
How do I fuck an indian girl? Sorry if this is off-topic.
Julio did something!
>>149263412He's okay now.
>>149263594take her to a dodgers game, the smell of piss and shit at dodger stadium will remind her of home
>>149263594go to india obviously
>>149263594don't know, but I have a weakness for 7/10 mid looking pajeetas.
>>149263594not easy unless she's got some distance from her cultural identity from my experience.
Baskin Dave has his own chair with his name on it in the dugout lmao
>>149263602pages would have caught that
>>149263594jay bee double you
>>149263265>who told you that?Someone posted it on the genny last night.
>>149263594Pretend to be her brother or father and just rape her. Bonus points if it's the 5th day of Diwali.
>>149263602can't believe he didn't hold on to the hat catch. would have been so smooth
>>149263421I really dont understand international fans. Why not just get super into finance if that's what you care about
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>>149263658I'm thinking they're back.
>>149263602Hope that fan called Lockridge a bum after that
>>149263421fundiecord hated this one btw
>>149263658>>149263722I've seen this one before
>still can't get hits with risp
>still can't score more than 2 runs
Mbros are the nicest fans on /mlb/
>>149263747They blew an 8 run lead in kc last year that was the difference between a wildcard spot.
>>149263680You know this actually sounds like the most plausible idea
>>149263774Unless you have tattoos
>>149263774>Mbros are the nicest fans on /mlb/Mets fans?
>>149263784wow thanks for reminding me
Missed the Roberts bs ejection. Radio was killing Tripp Gibson, calling him a jabroni
If the baskin meme is โforcedโ then how to fundiepacos explain this?
>>149263801I'm pretty sure that's one singular autist.
>>149263804Cocky assholes, and not in a good way.
>>149263768Devers walkoff splash hit, trust
>>149263573Need some Nagatoro doyer edits
7 scoreless and just 1 hit
How come Ohtani keeps striking out against Vasquez, he's not even a good starter
Speaking of autists, name the autists on this /general/,
>>149263822told all of you Nelson has some venom in him
>>149263862There's at least three of us here who have a rationale dislike of tattoos.
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mettiebros.........
>>149263898Imagine having such a strong opinion over something you don't have lol.
>>149263822He chimped out over getting a mutual warning when both teams plunked people, not bs at all
>>149263799Thanks, I work with multiple teams in India and they're all the worst people you could possibly imagine.
>>149263898>rationale dislike smartest chudiners fan kek
>>149263920Yet you have strong opinions on sex, curious.
>>149263945>assumingYou know what happens, right fren?
>hit to the rightfield corner
>still don't hustle enough to make it a double
never change, machado
come on guys, no infighting
>>149263945rationale opinion bro
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[/sp/oiler]I don't mind tattoos[//sp/oiler]
>manny and freddie joking around
why must we fight?
>>149264008>actually can hear him scream AIEEEEE
AL East is looking competitive again
More people should be beaning ohtani tbqh
>Leaving Sauer out to dry
>Again
Can't even blame Roberts this time around
>>149264008maybe it's because i'm not in that position, but wouldn't it have been pretty easy to jump forward and not get hit?
We are 3/5ths of the way to nutho.
>>149264028the skatin' rays are good???
>>149264049She's outside my weight class
>>149263920It's not even an opinion. It's like seeing maggots on food. Or a forklift without a mast. It's instinctively repulsive.
>>149264049depends on the personality. she looks like she might be fun
That Bogaerts contract is abysmal
In fact ohtani should be beaned once a game until the Swede is swinging from a rope
>>149264049liking nu wars is more of a turnoff than being a plappig desu
>>149264028REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149264008Gave him the good ole nagasaki
>>14926406425m per until 2033
>>149264049she'd be good for a facefuck, clothes left on unless she was wearing a blouse that allowed her to pop her titties out the top.
>>149264050they GAPED the mets
so no, KEK
fucking rally killer Bosharts
>>149264049>tattoosruined a perfectly good slampig
which player would you rather have if you had to have one, xander boogarts or michael cumfarto?
>>149264061>forklift without a mast ok yea this one is beyond autistic holy kek
>>149264008we call it the Doolittle
>>149264091quintessential turd worlder
>>149264111xander pretty objectively, even if both aren't great
Johnny Hustle wasnโt even in the frame when Muncy threw that
>>149264008good, bean that fucking chink
>>149264008100% intentional, didn't even try to make it look realistic.
>>149264118Cumsharto for the rest of this season or Bosharts for an additional 8.
>>149263831This is true, I actually saw this. It says this and everyone is seeing it.
>t. Donald Trump
>>149264142Still bogaerts because there WILL be a team dumb enough to take the trade
>Estrada
Yes the Chicano pitcher!
>>149264162zero chance unless the poodres eat a ton of money
>>149264049absolutely. would get her to drop 30 pounds and be the perfect chubby size. decently cute face i would enjoy kissing.
>>149264104dont be a dill, mate. with a dial like that, bet she wouldn't use Dingers
>>149264049Looks like she'd guzzle glizzy like a pro. Would absolutely close my eyes and let her have her fun.
>>149264151Based fundietruther donald trump brought the baskin dodgers to heel kek
>>149264142>>149264111sharty for me for the reason stated. would not want either on the team and sharty's gone after this season
poodrepacos can't meme kek
>>149264237they dfaed Carl Crawford in June. I doubt Conforto lasts the season.
>>149264232This is such a good meme, where do you get your ideas?
damn George Costanza pitching p good rite now
i (a white) was thinking it might be comfy to watch some mexican league beisbol. is it televised or at least streamed?
>>149264237I miss the sharty sometimes :(
Smith really grinding this ab
this many fouls should just count as a strike desu
>foul, foul, foul, foul, foul
>fastball
>fastball
>fastball
>>149264302poodrepaco cope knows no bounds
>>149264287some games are free on youtube
>>149264023The route to where?
BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING DICK WILLIE
>>149264112Good machinery constitutes a culmination of man's agency with the irrevocable laws of the universe. This stupid whore just looks like a garbage can. Have you even once considered how retarded it is to arbitrarily stuff your skin with ink?
big dick willie won that duel desu
>>149264290Ohtani is a wojak brought to lifeโฆ
WILLY SLAPS THE POODREPACOS
Thanks for Estrada Cu-ACK!
Any other umpchads here that umped kickball games as kids?
Big payoff after all that. OUTTA HERE
Will Smith hit another homer?
maldonado must have been calling for fastballs. wow.
>>149264380Seething โtoid lmao
So many Doyerfags in here is it bandwagoning?
Poodres are going to be under .500 soon?
>>149264270unironically used it as an afterthought and enough people here apparently never heard it used, and it sort of became something :^)
I would like to express my gratitude to the M's (not the Mets) for contributing positively to my grandfather's well-being. Approximately two hours ago, he experienced a stroke after receiving the news of Boston's victory last night. Thankfully, he is now in good spirits and enjoying his retirement. Here's to new beginnings and continued joy.
I would like to send an honorary >FAGGets kek! around the genny to remind the city of its struggles and advocate for solidarity. It's crucial that we stop allowing Soto to go 2-3; this is detrimental to my ointment-free family.
It is a shame that frens must lose for my team to win
Padres fundies on suicide watch
>>149263889it just doesn't end bros
>>149264391nah man it's like las vegas where almost everyone is from california
>>149264391I'm not on the bandwagon, just watching the game and supporting fun baseball
cum fart will kill this rally
>>149264360Yea youโre not beating the debilitating autism charges with that post and that file saved lmao.
roberts needs to get ejected more often
>>149264391One of my best childhood memories is my parents lying to me and my brother saying we were going to Pizza Hut but they took us to a Dodgers game. Lifelong Doyers fan
NEED TO MAKE MOAR ELLIOT RODGERS
>>149264420las vegan here. you couldnt be more right and its disgusting.
>>149264391we're baskining
Well chihuahua anon, you can get Estrada back! We gonna call up Francis Peรฑa doe.....
>>149264424based neutral, dryer baseball watching aussie
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
rubber match tomorrow, gg bawstun
>>149264432Cope, dumpster fetishist.
>eject retard Roberts
>dodgers are good
He was always the problem
>>149264437that's a great story. your parents are cool as shit.
>>149264424The Cubs are fun and I didnโt see nearly this many posts when they were playing, I see some Brit flags here too must be bandwagoning fags that only know Ohtani.
gg redsux see ya tomorrow
Glad we have some awful base running
>>149264391You're supposed to lurk moar before making your 1st post on 4chan
>Judge called the team meeting
Aww hell yeah! Epic bounce back coming.
andy pages should be a, dare i say it, a 2025 mlb all star
I bet shildt knows who andy pages is now
Peepeepoopoodres will be below .500 by September
PAGES FUCKS YA YA BISH X3
I used to trust you Jerry, how could betray us?
I LOVE ANDY PAGES
>>149264443found out because i used to go twice a year
>>149264470>these are the nicest fans in mlb Most well adjusted Seattlite lmao (you havenโt had sex in 15 years).
pages has been on a rampage since getting hit
sailor moon>>>doro nike shit
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4 for conFOURto
>>149264323streamed live or just recorded?
>>149264443why do the Vegas pd have such bad uniform colors?
DODGERS JUST WON ME MONEY TONIGHT
LETTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSS
FUUUUUUCKIN
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Andy Pages legacy game
>0 outsPoodres worst nightmare
>>149264544Holy shit
>Padres talk shit on Pages>3/3 and countingYou love it
>>149264544Oh shit nigga
Maybe Machimpo shouldn't have talked shit about Pages huh???
Pedophiles vacate the genny now.
>>149264549Live. Last year, I believe, there was a free livestream for nearly every Diablos Rojos game.
you have will smith to thank for all of this
it looked like literally all of the twelve pitches he took were 100mph heaters
if there's a better way to gas the fuck out of a reliever, i don't know it, even if he basically hanged himself
>>149264391east coast is in bed, west coast is still drinking
i posted this 2 days ago and you all ignored it, but its true
the yankees may never score a run again, for the remainder of the season. they are now 29 innings STRAIGHT without a run scored. havent even come close in that time frame either (no runners past second with less than 2 outs).
its fucking DONE. the team has completely been mindbroken. cap this, they will never score again
COMPLETE POODRE IMPLOSION
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>>149264432I donโt care about tattoos but the belly one looks weird here desu Iโd still suck on her pussy thou
>>149264572ABSOLUTELY SEETHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR PUSSY SMELLS LIKE DEPRESSION
>mexicans making the thread unusable again
come on, pads. these guys usually aren't this sloppy
We need Padgers now more than ever
EGGMAN DOUBLE
>>149264609fact check: false
>>149264601YOURE DYING OUT HAHAHA
>>149264576hope you're not the poodrefag that went through great pains several times to shit on the Will Smith contract
>>149264572Zero rings LOL
GET FUCKED YOU FILTHY DIRTY POODRE FAGGOTS
>>149264573good to know, thanks pepe
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
>There's only 1-2 padres fans
TOMMY E TOMMY E
GOD, MY STREAM IS SLOW
Look at how big his cock is
>>149264583tl;dr
Protip: nobody gives a shit about the Yankees. Go fuck yourself
Yeah we need to sell but our GM won't, sadly. Commited to a winning world series, my ass. Haven't made a jack shit trade, and still haven't filled the depth we desperately need.
>>149264648still too small for tony recker
I swear Ohtani just swings at everything
DoyersโฆI kneelโฆpleaseโฆhave mercy
>>149264666i mean freddie gets away with it
>big rally
>3Ktani
What does Ohtani do?
>>149264583I care NY bro. Go love yourself.
>absolute state of my white sox
walking mookie... he has not been good at the plate
Live chase btw
https://www.youtube.com/live/PzeaVDkDHVs
>>149264572Is this kek seeth?