Thread 149261190

Florida Panthers (3) vs Edmonton Oilers (0) - 3rd Period
/hoc/vious: >>149258902

/hoc/ tuah

KWAB

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

>>149261190 (OP)
Canada will never win a stanley cup even though 5+ entered the contest

>Scotia Bank
>We bank on the Oilers

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KWAB KWAB

>>149261713
commercials are always the most embarrassing when they involve the losing team, like all those chiefs commercials in the superbowl this year

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

who wasn't on the panthers last year?

thats it, im a /lifelong/ panties fan now

Tears from the rat. It’s beautiful

See you next spring brothers

kneel and knead

>no more hockey
:(

>Pulju didn't win da Stanley
Next year for sure.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Where the McBussy pics at?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LEAFS BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Congratulations leafs, you got your ass whooped by the only state that doesn't have snow

now that the results we all expected happened, lets expedite Misha to San jose, gary

bulju wasnt even in the building tonight.

Losemonton Losers

where the FUCK was Luongo

>>149264350
will by the knights imo desu bro

>>149261231
karmic

>>149264401
Based

Gary needs to stop letting Canadian teams into the playoffs

>

>>149264399
neither was mcdavid

Oh boy, another irrelevant sun-belt team with 0 fanbase won the cup over a team with souful die-hard fans. Oh, and the Americans here don't care as long as they get to "own" the leafs. This is great for the game.

Whats the sports book looking like for the Coyotes next year I'm feelin lucky.

why didnt the panthers fans boo gary?

>>149264334
>>149264334
Drai isn't going, he's locked until 2033 with a 14M caphit LMAO.

McDavid is out after next season because oilers have put 33 or 34 million on Nurse, Drai and Bouchard LMAOOOOOO

32 years is a long time, some of you here aren't even that old

>4 of the last 5 cups have been won in the state of Florida
Gee, thanks Gary, very entertaining.
I'm sure they love hockey now!

florida will never be able to erase this embarrassment

SOMEONE LINK OILERS TALK RADIO

Fuck the Soilers but also motherfuck Floridia in general. The whole world loses.

>>149264433
It will only make the eventual Canadian cup feel great.

>KANE WILL NEVER WIN A STANLEY CUP

KWAB KEK KWAB. DIDN'T EVEN SHAKE HANDS WHAT A KWAB.

>>149264440
>outlook hazy

>>149264461
this was crazy

>DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
>DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
>DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
>DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
>DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
>DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE

>>149264433
For me it's
>1. My team
>2. Random American team
>3. Random Canadian team
>4. My teams rival

>>149264433
>CGI fans in stands
>American players are actually 1/4 Canadian
>Gary Bettman ties with Isreal

It's all going to script.

>>149264433
That's all it comes down to, America bros won't care anymore after today, and move on to baseball, or anything else.

1993 is a tired meme but the cope makes it worth it lmao

>>149264412
based bulju

>>149264462
>every single caller:
>"yeah we lost florida was a better team but I'm proud of our guys and I bleed blue and orange go oil next year we got this!!"
who wants to hear that

>>149264433
>Oh boy, another irrelevant sun-belt team with 0 fanbase won the cup over a team with souful die-hard fans. Oh, and the Americans here don't care as long as they get to "own" the leafs. This is great for the game.

>>149264433
You are a fag.

>>149264476
:(

>>149264471
When that'll eventually happen in like 2062

>>149264480
Blud should have just STFU instead of chatting his stupid shit.

>>149264480
Kek

>>149264462
edmonton doesn't seem to have one i'm afraid
sportsnet 960 the fan is calgary

>>149264471
Will you still be alive for it?

What did he mean by this?

>>149264446
Why boo the man who gifts your state cul after cup?

>>149264462
A leaf needs to call in and do the "first time listener, longtime caller" thing.

God damn I love being American

Why do players still do playoff beards? The data shows they don't work.

>Lu and Marchand end up as friends in the end
I love a good twist

>>149264569
worked for sam reinhart

>>149264569
Muh it’s tradition!

They pulled skinner, SCAR, hilarious to see them score right away.

>>149264575
Beautiful picture.

>>149264569
Why do Canadians watch the playoffs? The data shows they never win

>>149264514
Snoopi conn smyth when

>>149264546
Your team is shit and run by retards.
The Panthers are great and run by Maurice.

Post your favorite NHL memories

>>149264569
Homeless and Cupless

Seriously who can stop the kitties in the coming years?

534 goals scored in the playoffs

>>149264604
bcaube hokey fuggin coo :D

My Leafs are gonna bootyblast everyone next year once Marner walks.

Florida teams won 5 cups before Minnesota appeared in one. “State of hockey” my ass. State of embarrassment is more like it.

>>149264654
good saskatchewan boys
good for them c:
>>149264625

>>149264641
Why didn’t anyone tell me to bet $10 grand on the panthers to win the cup?

Spotted a few oystercatchers on my walk. Kinda surprising this far inland.

>>149264675
the north stars went to two finals

I'm going to make fun of Canada for a couple of days, but I still want to be frens with the Canadian posters afterwards

>>149264696
The north stars don’t exist anymore. The Wild have never been to a cup final.

>>149264706
they exist forever in my heart

>>149264685
I believe in quantum suicide, but for money.
If you make big sports bets, your consciousness will transfer to a timeline where you lose.

Too many passengers

>>149264703
Don’t worry at all fren. The majority of Canada is thrilled they won’t have to face Alberta smugness for the whole summer.

Florida has more cups than Minnesota has Goals in all their Conference Finals games combined

>>149264446
Because they're based

880 CHED Edmonton New Radio just claimed the Oilers were three wins away from being back to back Stanley Cup Champions. Is this true?

Can take 'em out of the city, can't take the city out of them no matter how hard you try.

how is bobrovsky still plaaying so well when his contemporaries like crawford, quick, or fleury were basically washed at 36?

Until next time folks.

>>149264734
o shid really? :DDDD

Why can't we just win, wtf went wrong oilbros.

>>149264749
see
>>149264475

the K in KWAB is for KANE

>>149264761
You have 5 cups, shut the fuck up

>>149264533
630 CHED, you dumb bastard.

>>149264761
Not enough Finns

had a couple at the bar a whil eback, but am now cracking a beer to celebrate the dotr bro's

>>149264759
the famous sunbelt city of denver colorado

>>149264754
Because he's still on the case anon.

>>149264761
because your team is shit and run by retards

Just nuke the western conference at this point

>>149264778
More Mexicans than Texas

>Draisaitl's new contract kicking in
>Bouchard getting paid
That was the >soilers last chance and they blew it.

>>149264754
He has to play well otherwise he gets sent back to russia and they conscript him to fight in Ukraine.

>>149264784
the WCF is unironically DEI
here was my proposal
>>149247325

>>149264761
No finns :)

>>149264720
Sounds gay

>>149264761
>Wayne Gretzky Drive
>Mark Messier Trail
>Still no Jeff Beukeboom Avenue

I wonder why

>>149264784
this but the least. a florida team has represented the least for 6 years

>>149264817
I heard a rumor that with Finns you win. Do you know if that's true?

>>149264815
sounds based
would be more fun than seeing kings oilers part 5 next year

>>149264815
They used to do this back in the early 80s

>>149264778
denver is a southies idea of a northern city. place is a sauna with 3 snowstorms a year

>>149264818
For you uwu
(i don't have a picture of bane blushing)

>>149264819
Why would he want to be associated with that shit city? I'd rather live in Bakersfield than Deadmonton

>>149264793
Pickard will be a beast and become unstoppable all the way to a 3-peat next year.

>>149264778
ALL THE
SMALL THINGS

>>149264842
i visited there once and it was cold

>>149264842
Bitch please, this is a retarded take. Go to Denver in the winter, it gets below freezing every night

KWAB

>>149264772
It's 880 now, bigot

>>149264867
>in the winter, it gets below freezing every night
I should bloody hope so. Their team is called the Avalanche.

Good Guy Oilers just letting the Panthers win without giving any resistance.

>>149264749
Winnipeg restaurants, his wife and... the handshake line! That's three strikes for the man who just keeps disappearing!

>>149264836
Well for the last two years it has been the case and Stars ahave also been very strong with finns :) maybe adding finns would have been the catalyst that would have pushed oilers over the fin(n)ish line :D

>45 goals scored in the finals
>mcmeme had one
Why are the oilers fans going to blame everyone but him?

is next year's final Oilers vs Panthers 3?

>>149264902
juolevi should have been the center piece to a nuckies dynasty

>>149264874
Thank you fans. Please keep paying for overpriced tickets. We'll win next year.

business idea: BudHL

>>149264908
Gretzky would never go goaless in a finals.

>>149264815
>"BLACK HOCKEY PLAYERS could be here" he thought. "I've never been in this conference before." The cool air from the Panthers ice felt good on his bare chest "I HATE BLACK HOCKEY PLAYERS" He thought. His meth fueled Floridian wife snorted loudly and the 8 four lokos circulated through his powerful veins and washed away his fear of black people. "with a zamboni, you can clear any ice you want." He said to himself out loud.

>>149264874
>We were loud, PM Carney is from Alberta and we're gay banners

>>149264930
KWAB

>>149264921
Yes but it turned out he was made of glass and never recovered

>>149264920
ducks vs panthers
the kitties will kill the birds

LETS FUCKING GO PANTHERSSSS

>>149264423
Gary needs to move all those Canadian teams to the Sun Belt so they can finally win something. It's getting embarrassing for the league.

>>149261190 (OP)
My Nuckies would have beat the Florida Kitties.

>>149264969
That lady was blessed with big breathing apparatuses

https://www.youtube.com/live/X4Vog1eoAhQ
I wish Johnny Superbman was a vtuber

Thanks for the great season /hoc/ frens

now that the panthers are back to back cup champions, who is more popular in southern florida, the panthers or inter miami?

>>149264993
The Panthers should wear pink jerseys too desu

>>149264993
Like downtown Miami?

>>149264874
Pathetic...

https://globalnews.ca/radio/880ched/player/

oilers postgame

remember "we want florida"? jen

>>149264969
Also watching WPLG 10
Hoping to catch dunking of the Stan Lee 2.0 in an Elbo Room livecam within 24 hours

I LOVE THE PANTHERS SO MUCH MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

>>149265031
ill tune in after the calder cup game is over desu
>>149265045
can you post the stream pekka? or are you using something like kodi

>>149264944
Very nice fren.

This iteration of the Panthers is one of the best and most dominant teams I’ve seen in my lifetime (32) what can you say? No team from the west including my team would’ve stood a chance and they cucked Canada. Couldn’t be happier with the results considering

There’s no reason why the playoffs have to take two months

put nishitaka in a panthers jersey

>>149265061
Live on youtube, no geoblock for me at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrCQd8QRvu0

>>149265054
https://youtu.be/et-5_gU3_DE

>>149265061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrCQd8QRvu0

Dont worry Canadabros
Soccer is now your number one sport
It’s coming home

>>149265067
2022 Colorado Avalance would've steamrolled this Panthers team. They were one 2nd period from going down 3-0 to the fucking Leafs and had to injure their goalie.

>>149265079
>>149265084
thankies

gary has spent 6 years (((growing the game))) in florida and the sport is still less popular than soccer.

>tank shamelessly for years to hopefully draft a generational talent
>do it
>dont win ever

What is this strategy called?

>>149265092
I don’t agree. These panthers would’ve stomped them too. Colorado is grossly overrated

>>149265104
Sad!

>>149265054
Dats rite!

>>149265073
there's no reason to play 82 games just to cut out the shit half of the league

Shoutout the Kitties fans that have been here from the beginning

>>149264993
Panthers easily. Nobody in America gives a shit about soccer.

thats back to back cups without any /hoc/ lifelongs going to a single game. why are their fans so poor when they dont have to pay income taxes?

>>149265118
You don't have to agree to be wrong.

>>149265128
Retard

>>149264969
>>149265084
It's not fair. They probably don't even like hockey and she'll go fuck some dude who only likes her for her boobs. She'll never meet someone like me who will actually care for her and not use her for her body.

>>149264761
Shit team defense and inconsistent goal tending. Are they ever going to try and get a legit goalie?

>>149265139
Deny, deflect, blame others. That's the Edmontoid way.

evander kane is a little bitch


The Athletic NHL

@TheAthleticNHL
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1h
Evander Kane did not participate in the handshake line after the Oilers lost Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final.

>>149265131
I've been here since the beginning of the finals

>>149265152
what am i denying? there havent been any pictures from inside the stadium. even the kongs had that 1 anon going to games.

>>149265167
there haven't been any pictures from inside the Rogers Public Library

>>149265140
I understand that’s your position and I agree you have the right to be wrong. Nobody else is buying that delusion however.

>>149265181
look whos deflecting now.

>>149265139
I went to one panther's game In my life.
TWO TIME CHAMPS

Landon Donovan got a hair transplant last year, and he's more bald now

I don't feel bad for anyone on Edmonton.
My range in attitude towards every single player is "dislike" to "hate". Hope McDavid is crying.

we /pw/ now

>>149265107
"i can't believe gary did this to us"

did anyone catch when gary said "nudda satisfied customer" when congratulating bill zito?

>>149265156
He always was, only wish he had joined the Sharks during their SCF run so he could be 0-3 in finals losses for super KWAB status, ultra KWAB is Corey Perry.

Are the Rangers doing smart stuff or stupid stuff so far this off season?

>>149265167
>B-b-b-but no one posted their JERSEY
>I've been le epically owning Panturds fans epic style all postseason, this can't be happening
I don't follow Florida and I'm happy your diaper will remain shat until October, you passive aggressive little bitch fag.

>>149265156
It's his prerogative. Nobody is forced to participate in a handshake line and it's not as if he has a good reputation to preserve.

>>149265278
KWAB tiny could NEVER!!!

phone posting oc

Of the 130 teams to make a Cup Final since save % was introduced as a stat in 1960, Skinner/Pickard's collective .888 save % is the 7th worst throughout a playoff run, and worst since 1988
>1977 Cheevers/Gilbert: .859
>1975 Crozier/Desjardins: .876
>1988 Lemelin/Moog: .882
>1988 Fuhr .883
>1981 Beaupre/Meloche: .883
>1978 Cheevers/Grahame: .886
>2025 Skinner/Pickard: .888

>>149265287
why are you so angry that you are poor?

dude

>>149265285
>Rangers
>smart

>>149265139
there are no panthers fans
that one canadian is just the cree bandwagoning them

I'm glad the Oilers lost. We deserve nothing good.

>>149265302
If you have two number 1 goalies, you don't have a number 1 goalie at all.

>>149265285
I don't think they have a lot of big decisions left to make, like I'm not sure trading K'Andre Miller or not really matters that much.

>>149265302
but how does this affect you personally?

>>149265314
you're an american jets fan?

>>149265314
Imagine if Helleycuck wasn't the worst playoff goalie in the history of the NHL. Then it would've been Winnipeg who'd stood there as Stanley Cup champions today.

>>149265325
Calgary owns you

>>149261190 (OP)
THE GLORIOUS DAY OF THE RAKE

>>149265339
not die hard or anything. just happened l happened to download those all these to shit post with during this latest epic failure

>Maurice says Barkov split his hand open in Game 1 of the SCF. Reinhart played through a Grade 2 MCL injury.
>Matthew Tkachuk reveals he tore his adductor muscle off the bone, and had "some hernia thing,"

>>149265246
If American media didn't build him up to be some kind of hockey God yet always gets BTFO I wouldn't have cared.

>>149265307
>We may have lost back to back finals but I'm a bigger hockey fan than you
>I've spent thousands of dollars on bullshit for a team that hasn't been good since before I was born

>>149265302
>have to go back nearly 40 years to find other losers like this Oilers duo

>abductor muscle
scary that us humans have a muscle for that

>>149265407
That crazy. How much electricity is he putting through his body you think?

>>149265302
HISTORIC CHOKE ARTISTS

I’ll just say it. Matthew Tkachuk is a better face for the league than McMuffin because even if he’s not the best hockey player in the world he’s funny and he’s not socially retarded and weird. The Tkachuk bros did more to grow the game by beating the shit out of leafs in 4nations than any Canadian not named Crosby did to grow the game in this millennium combined.

>>149264874
Grim

>>149265302
But TNT and ESPN were telling me if you ignored all of Skinner's shit games he was good?

I REQUIRE THE OILERS SALT!

>>149265430
>le face of le league
bro fell for nhl talking points

Nobody ever replies to my posts on here.

Proud of you faggots. Well done

>>149265454
Thanks big bro

>>149265430
McMuffin needs to go back to the Erie Otters

>>149265443
It’s not a talking point it’s a marketing strategy 101 why do you think Tom Cruise is the face of Scientology? Because he’s likable. That’s all it takes for recruitment. McDavid is below average looking and awkward.

When do the schedules for next season get released?

>>149265454
Absolute cuck

>>149265453
me too

>>149264433
Faggot lol

>>149261213
1 year ago some guy in a alleyway was raped during the sizzling summer of 1992 just because he was caught in a frisky mood

>>149264944
topkek

my kitties :)

>>149264459
Just get better retard

>>149265495
who cares. The NHL just lost a fan for good.

>>149265367
Is this achievable natty?

>>149265441
Look no further than this thread, one edmontonian headcase has totally lost his grasp on reality

>>149265454
We run this league fren.

kwab

>>149265505
Hello :)

>>149265536
Why does the Tampa Apu have a jerry can of gasoline?

>>149265559
you know why

>>149265535
I do not require cope. I desire McGaykid tears.

>>149265559
You have to stock up on gas before hurricanes in advance.

>>149265555
>5555
shidddd
>>149265559
For the generator when the power goes out.

yea nah it should be the oilers going for a 3peat but w.e the world is the way it is

>>149265559
he's helping grill :)

>>149264780
Based

>>149265552
Not even top 10, best player in the league my ass.

A historic KWAB

>>149265578
Oh really? Howso? Maybe you wanna go cry somewhere else

McMeme will become the greatest player never to hoist a cup

>>149265513
>sizzling summer of 1992
/pw/ienies picked the coldest summer on record to make a meme out of interracial rape

>>149265453
>>149265505
Faggots

>>149265584
he knew it from the start

>>149265536
life is suffering

>>149265584
Marchand had more goals than McBust.
Why didn't he dig deeper? kek

>>149265602
>DIG IN!!!
>RIGHT NOW
>only gets 1 goal
What did the captain of the team mean by this?

>>149265586
If they just would've won once last year instead of going 3-0 then they would've won it all.

>>149265523
Posted it again award

>>149265614
>would've
>would've

>>149265591
nah he'll fuck off once his contract is up and win somewhere else. He's not dumb enough to stick around if they can't win.

I'm gonna be honest I don't even know how the oilers made it to the SCF this year
They played like shit for much of the regular season (a LOT worse than they did last year, after that rough start) and just looked very grim for most of it and didn't inspire confidence.
And somehow after going down 2-0 to the LA kings in round one, they did a 180 and started pulling the 2024 playoff oilers out their ass (that had been unseen the entire 2025 season)

After the way this season played out I legit thought they were in for a disappointing post-season where they'd lose somewhere in rounds 1-2

>>149265601
Surely you'll put that 15 million of dead cap space to good use

It was so bad guys

>>149265626
Drai evidently is.

>>149264459
We love hockey in Florida! Thank you Gary!

>>149265453
>>149265505
If you start posting about hockey instead of gay things like a players "bussy" I would reply to you

>change nothing
>Lose worse than before
So what was their plan?

Just stopping in to laugh at Canada

>>149265627
They would have been eliminated in the first round if Byfield didn't shit the bed

>>149265638
The Parise and Suter byuouts actually drop massively this summer.

They never show up when it matters most

>>149265655
but other people post bussy and they get lots of laughs. I want that sort of approval that I'm a funny person too.

>>149265627
It was less their actual ability and more everybody in front of them comically slipping on banana peels until they were the last ones standing.
This playoff run was running on pure luck.

>>149265627
Their depth started to go and Pickard was good. Then their depth disappeared because Knobhead was rotating them and Pickard got injured.
>>149265626
Not many contenders have 15+ million in cap space most seasons

>>149265453
>>149265505
Hi

>>149265682
kek

>>149265638
they'll find a way to waste it as always

>>149265680
That's what I meant

>>149265662
>the nogs without any Oilers merch just outside to experience the happening and to look for rape

Did McRetard give a post game interview?

>>149265682
Oh no, not Fortnite Leaks | Pluto V2!
Does Edmonton have any remaining allies?

any updates from mcmemes JUST wife

>>149265690
Nothing funny about being gay.

>>149265627
Its the same issue they always have
>play McDrai 22 minutes a night
>they get worn down and are gassed by the final

>>149265655
Islanders legend Mike Bussy

>>149265682
Just like my core 4

>>149265723
The MVP will hat trick his wife tonight.

4 months ago Seth Jones was playing for the last place Blackhawks. Today, he's a Stanley Cup Champion.

Glory glory Florida Panthers
Glory glory Florida Panthers
Glory glory Florida Panthers
And the cats go marching on
Panthers are the greatest team the world has ever seen
Panthers are the greatest team the world has ever seen
Panthers are the greatest team the world has ever seen
And the cats go marching on
Glory glory Florida Panthers
Glory glory Florida Panthers
Glory glory Florida Panthers
And the cats go marching on
We're the pride of south Florida, we're the kings of Amerant Bank
We're the pride of south Florida, we're the kings of Amerant Bank
The pride of south Florida, we're the kings of Amerant Bank
And the cats go marching on
Glory glory Florida Panthers
Glory glory Florida Panthers
Glory glory Florida Panthers
And the cats go marching on
Loyal cats supporters and they come to every game
Loyal cats supporters and they come to every game
Loyal cats supporters and they come to every game
To watch the cats go marching on
Glory glory Florida Panthers
Glory glory Florida Panthers
Glory glory Florida Panthers
And the cats go marching on
Glory glory Florida Panthers
Glory glory Florida Panthers
Glory glory Florida Panthers
And the cats go marching on
Glory glory Florida Panthers
Glory glory Florida Panthers
Glory glory Florida Panthers
Aaannnd the catssss gooo marching oooooooooonnnnnn

>>149265741
Thank you Gary

>my Habbies get to win it back for the Dominion in 2027
PHEW

>>149265730
McDavid is the only one who isn't a one trick. Drai literally sits on his slot and waits for mcdavid to do his magic.

>>149265690
maybe you're not funny though

>>149265741
Zito knows his trade game

>>149265749
Marchand looks like he's 50

>>149265705
Ah, thought it was super ironic instead of just sufficiently ironic

will the islanders draft wisely this year or will they have a jetties moment

>>149265730
Not only that but INCREASE their ice time as the playoffs went along. Also slap an already overworked McGaykid onto every first unit because you're panicking and he's one of two players on your team.

>>149265729
having sex with bussy doesn't necessarily make you gay.

UH OH STINKY

>>149265740
don't reply to me anymore please you're boring
thanks

>>149265692
they'll make space for the GOAT.

>>149265796
gary gave them four first overall picks in six years and he's going to have to do something drastic if they keep wasting them

>>149265747
HOORAY

pink pony club bros... theyre making fun of us

>>149265747
I love to see canadians so passionate about America's sport and support our teams.
You guys aren't actually all that bad after all.

>>149265845
classy

Average goals per game this series was 7.5. Is that a lot?

>>149265845
La Bamba was the better theme song, the Oilers and their gay fans suck actual dick.

what is he thinking right now?

>tv guide - friday june 20 - cancelled
KWAB

Does he re-sign in Edmonton or does he leave to chase a Cup?

>>149265853
>pl-please don't bully our gay dimeless song

The Florida Panthers have won back to back Stanley Cups.

>>149265845
is it normal in Florida to spray champagne on children in a locker room?
@grok did Gary Bettman have a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein?

>>149265869
>gary made game 7 on the first day of summer
What a retard

>>149265863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMrImMedYRo

>>149265865
I wish Gary had it in him to give it to McFaggot anyway.

>>149265874
Sad

fuck you

>>149265865
cringe

>>149265863
He doesn't look like he thinks a lot

>>149265682
Fucking bullshit. Edmonton management should have got an actual NHL level goalie and better defense. Two players can't do fucking everything. They were absolutely burnt out the last 2 games and it showed. McDavid also clearly lost faith in his team as he kept just trying to skate around the entire Florida team and lose the puck.

>>149265627
>I'm gonna be honest I don't even know how the oilers made it to the SCF this year

You gotta be fucking kidding, right? They dominated the playoffs until the Stanley Cup final, and had a way harder road than the Panthers.

>>149265894
Cope

>>149265730
I remember last year in the vancouver series knobcock was in a post game presser and asked something like "is it a reliable strategy to run mcdavid and drai for 25+ mins a night?"
and his answer was "yeah uh... we can't keep doing that"
And then he kept doing that, for the remainder of the playoffs, and continued this year too.

>>149265863
https://youtu.be/antvn7q2WxU?si=O5ZICgXtyBxDoQ82

>Separate McBust and Whinesaitl
>put a random assortment of four shit wingers in your top 6
>your two remaining 4th lines get caved in
>down by multiple goals
>put the wonderkids together in an attempt to cheatcode your way into outscoring your shit depth and goaltending
>your three remaining 4th lines barely see the ice
>McDrai die of exhaustion

Seriously, what else could Knob do with this shit roster? This failure is fully a result of poor management.

Red pill me on the city of Edmonton.

>>149265903
its a team sport, not an individual sport.

reminder the black chimped out really made me think

last year’s finals were better, this one felt a little soulless

>>149265909
nobody here actually wants to admit we're cheering on private businesses and brands

Your McDavids, your Skinners, your Kanes.

>>149265936
Flames aren't like that

>>149265914
Ask their mayor Amarjeet.

>>149265932
Retard

>>149265914
>>149265941
>>149265955
samefag

>>149265960
How am I wrong?

The panthers should have swept the oilersz kind of embarrassing that they let the oilers win two games.

>>149265932
Game 7's will do that, this was all one sided and the only soiler wins were OT.
They got pummeled, great if you were a kitties fan.

>>149265965
The panthers raped mcmeme and drai

>>149265719
Yes.

My milk :(

>>149265973
Jeez he looks worst than their team.

>>149265845
what a gay fight song to pick, oilers deserve this back to back suffering

>>149265964
Faggot

>>149265973
lol look at that bitch

>>149265863
>why did I leave the bathroom door open and put my pants all the way down to my ankles so a female Blackhawks employee could see me pee?

>>149265911
Knoblick is a dumbass but the Coilers management is fucking atrocious.
I legit can't see the team winning a cup at this juncture without blowing it all up. There is nothing you can do with this team, them getting this far is exclusively because McDrai put their team on the backs and dragged them kicking and scream to a final.

>>149265972
Needing to rush McMeme with 3 dudes every shot would have been bad if the rest of the oilers sans Drai and Perry weren't jobbers

reminder: there is less than 5 consistent starting goalies in a league of 33 teams.

>>149265776
>>149265904
It was a Knobhead masterclass to put McDavid on the PK this playoffs. Especially as they've been oeprating at like a 67%.

>>149265328
>old EA logo
VGH
SOVL

>>149265993
this doesn't prove anything

>>149265973
This image speaks volumes

>expensive kitchen
>no cups

McFraud is a gay dude has a vagina fuck Edmonton orange and blue is the worst color scheme ever

>>149265532
Yes with enough Natty Lite you can attain that bvlk

VAMOS GATOS

good job gary i was very entertained

>>149265903
I keep getting Lady Gaga and Katy Perry confused desu
I also used to think Bye Bye Bye was a Britney Spears song

>>149266016
Wolfie bros we made it

>>149265328
i miss sega

>>149266017
How can anyone fault this guy? Considering what he had to work with, garbage defense, AHL goalies, he produced 2 miracles back to back.

>>149266040
DUSTIN WOLF
IN MY SOUL
SOMETHING SOMETHING SADDLEDOME

>>149266056
he was a retard for putting Skinner back in tonight.

>>149266057
I'M THE GUY THAT LIKES TO POST THE WOLF

What a fun script I mean playoffs Gary, you aren't planning a Panthers / Oilers finals again next year right?
>>149266027
>orange and blue
Jobbers like the knicks.

>>149266052
Literally inconsolable

>>149266090
the guy that raped you wears an Islanders jersey (the blue and orange one)

hhahahahahah oilerfags
t king fag

4 point game for Arshdeep :)

>111 days until season begins
why is /coc/ still active

is edmonton even burning down at least vancouver had the soul to riot

Just think of the bright side Edmonton, you're going to sign Bouchard for 10+ million dolla- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE GOING TI SIGN DOUCHTARD FOR 10+ MILLION DOLLARS HAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>149266090
All things fun in the sun Gary :)

>>149266052
HOLY KWAB

>>149266080
>>149266057

>>149266124
>>149266127
Well which is it?

Where do the Oilers trade McDavid?

I was fucking right about both https://youtu.be/FKh5UgfruKg?si=6NOczm6HxAf8u5aF

>>149266085
Hygienic

Just took a yuge Edmonton in the philly

>>149266145
where do you post someplace else and not be retarded

>>149266145
Kings

>>149265953
True they're even worse and bigger cucks

took a sticky stinky Oiler rn

>>149266145
I dont think there's many competitors who have that kind of cap space or want to trade their future away

>>149266164
>r/calgary flames

i guess everything needs the numale congregation

Barkov was robbed mvp last year

>mcmeme didn’t cup the Campbell bowl last year
>oilers lose
>mcmeme touched the Campbell bowl this year
>the oilers lose

>>149266172
Pittsburgh

>>149266168
jen

>>149266145
>trading
Just wait for next summer when his contract expires

>>149266172
Don't worry McDavid will do a team friendly deal :)

>>149266176
It was going to sirgay until he choked in games 4-6

>>149266179
Did the hasb touch it

>>149266180
Contender

>>149266176
sasha is a beta

>>149266176
correct

>>149266182
do the islanders have enough space to sign him so he can stay in blue and orange?

who's going to win the flames MVP next year

>>149266179
It's as if superstitions are just superstitions and it doesn't matter. Who would've thunk?

hope he drives the leg of his cuck stool in his brain in some shitting industrial park roundabout tonight

>>149266176
Barkov is Russian

>>149266171
playoff discussion onl-

oh wait

TAKAGIBRO
IN MY SOUL

>>149266190
No

PINK PONY CLUB

>>149266145
Does anyone want him after laying 2 eggs?

>superstition
That shit is for women

Two years in a row the panthers clapped the oilers but it was closer than it should have been. Both this year and last year finals should have been easy sweeps by the panthers.

>>149266052
I've never seen a more unhealthy looking athlete
He always looks like fucking death

>>149266236
I didn't understand what the hell that meant from these playoffs, what was the reference?

>>149266250
What living in Edmonton does to a nigga

>>149266056
On the contrary, how can anyone not?
The roster and his players are so set in stone and interchangeable, his job is practically automatic, he basically just needed to open and close the bench doors.
Instead he's doing all this random stupid shit for no reason and mindfucking himself and his team
>playing and scratching interchangeable depth players, seemingly at random
>blendering the lines to kill any chemistry that might form
>going to McDrai at the first sign of any pressure (in game 6 they lasted a grand 4 minutes apart)
>mixing defensive pairings and shuffling them up and down in the depth chart
>putting D men on their off side
>flipping a coin to pick which goalie starts, in the fucking final
I genuinely think the result would be better if he had a static lineup and plan in game 1, and didn't change it at all in any way for game 2+

>play in Florida
>win the Stanley Cup
>now you get to enjoy your millions in peak summer Florida on beaches, night clubs, sex and hunting pythons and alligators in the everglades in your free time
i now see Gary's vision. i apologize

>>149265536
lanai's are incredibly comfy

Now that McDavid lost can we stop pretending that liking traps isn't gay?

Feminine penis or not, its still gay to fap to traps.

>>149266253
Oilers replaced their celebration song (La Bamba) with a song about a gay club somewhere around the Kings series, now the kitties were playing it in the locker room with the cup

>>149266233
poopensharten

how did they know?

>>149266212
someone with A- blood made this post

>>149266282
The Ayatollah sends Zib to the laffs?

>>149266282
kek

who are the remaining memes in the nhl after the panthers finally won not just one but two stanley cups in a row?

Pacificbrosthataren'tEdmontonfagbros, how are we feeling about this outcome?

>>149266282
Everyone loves South Florida!

>the good guys win
You love to see it.

SAY IT AIN'T SO
I WILL NOT GO
TURB THE LIGHTS OFF
CARRY ME HOME

>>149264055
>Projected to win back to back Calder
>Generation d-man who broke Chelios rookie record
>Best winger they've drafted since Lafleur who might break his record
>Has a promising goaltender who might become an all-star
They have the pieces if anyone who can break the drought it would be them

Congrats to Gary's #1 intern for winning the /hoc/ bracket challenge

>>149266260
I assumed the series was over the second he started Just Fuck My Shit Up-ing the team for no good reason.
I don't understand what he was trying to accomplish, you had a series lead just fucking let it go.

>>149266284
Nope. AB+. I can take blood from everybody but only give to other AB+, which means it's completely meaningless for me to donate blood.

>>149266260
#JustKnobheadThings

>>149266319
I AM SPINNING FREE

now dj khaled will be a mainstay at panthers games for decades to come.

>>149266332
just looked at the results
damn everyone is pathetic

i had a horrible bracket and i still came in 8th

I didn't make a bracket because while 4chan was hacked by teenage racists I purged this place from my memory!

>>149265749
No hard feelings

>>149266296
for playoffs?
>the entire nation of canada
>mild (minnesota is undisputed champion of every sport as the meme playoff team)
>cocaines
>kangs
>rags

>>149265592
oh no no no no

>>149264471
I hope it’s the senators

>>149266239
Sailors, soldiers and miners are women?

edmonton? more like eat my dung lmao!

Going to bed now

Mcgaykid will go to the mild and lose in the first round.
Then he will go to the utah team and win 3 years in a row. Gary wills it

bretbros.. maybe it was a girlie magazine after all

>lels are going to give bouchard $10m+ now
grim

>>149266367
sucks to be you i guess

you didn't join in on the fun

>>149266419
nah it was a gay magazine

>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-4 canacucks raised the cup tonight!!!!
Yeah, and 100s more did not.

>>149266431
Smart man, always keeping one eye on both Nurse and Kane

0-8
bettman cursed the canadian teams

slava florida! slava barkov! slava rossiya!

>>149266445
>cursed
His existence on earth and his people serves as a curse to everyone, not just us.

Now that the playoffs are over we can resume Marnerwatch

>>149266440
Too bad he couldn't keep it on Seth Jones too.

i won t he cup
AMA

>>149266445
It's not Gary's fault my team is shit and run by retards.

>>149266488
i liked the playoffs, i'm looking forward to the offseason, i even think my team's going to do well next year

feeling very content right now

>>149266490
>1 negro "winning" is always better than 2. Not that a swede would understand or defend his country against these odds...

>>149266519
a community college kid that carries dolls with him took your anal virginity

Lol

Lmao even

>>149266528
>gets btfo in the SCF
>gets btfo on /sp/ at 3:00 AM
kwacanacuck

>>149266541
you will be forever known as the raped bitch

>>149266488
>tells teammates to "wake the fuck up"
>eats a big bag of shit in the playoffs
I hope some LEASTern team wastes $16M a year on this faggot.

>>149266544
Nah, that's (You)

NEW
>>149266552
>>149266552
>>149266552
>>149266552
>>149266552

>>149266551
Me?

>>149261190 (OP)
I'm not even a major oiler fan and I'm contemplating suicide. I can't stand florida.

>>149265845
>win stan lee
>be unironical homos
what did they mean