Thread 149261944

Canada vs Honduras
>Wednesday
Costa Rica vs Dom Rep
Suriname vs Mexico
>Thursday
T&T vs Haiti
Saudi Arabia vs USA
>Friday
Jamaica vs Guadeloupe
Panama vs Guatemala

>>149261944 (OP)
First for Fuck anime

>>149261944 (OP)
>Jesse Marsch is suspended so Mauro Biello is coaching tonight

You now understand the weird lineup for Canada

>>149261944 (OP)
nth for el encargado

La H looking like shit tonight

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT DU CANADAAAAAAAA

If Canada's C team is this good are they the new gigante de la concacaf?

>>149262426
Looking like shit every night. Second place in this group is going to be a suck off

Concacaf is based I don’t care what anyone says

>>149262426
When has it ever not been shit?

>>149263030
Concacaf the confederation made up of countries with wildly different amounts of resources but which all have some level of footballing history? Extremely based
Concacaf the most corrupt confederation in world football? Very cringe

> Verificatee not required

Damn HondurASS is really bad
What went wrong
Figueroa Suazo and Rambo feel so distant in time

Inshallah Choco Lozano will be tied to a rocket headed to Tel-Aviv

>>149262426
Did you just wake up from a 10 year coma?

How the FUCK do you miss that holy kek

When will we get our Canadian-Indian player on the NT?

>Figueroas son Keyrol Figueroa plays for Liverpool reserves and the USMNT inferior categories
Kek how could he

>>149263234
Where do i begin with?

First off, the league has been on a sharp decline for ages, and i attribute it to everyone but 2 teams (olimpia and motagua) having been caught not paying players, this led to everyone selling their tv rights to cable exclusive networks which essentially paywalled the average man's access to the league, and with such disparity getting bigger, teams like olimpia have been reaping the rewards, it's a one horse league instead of a two to four horse league, and they don't have any incentives to sell any of their homegrown talent, back then you could see them selling to English teams and hell even Motagua could sell to Scottish teams but players are heading out abroad less and less, and if they do it's to MLS or like really obscure leagues like Romania or Finland, the lone exceptions being Luis Palma whose hubris got him out of Scotland and is now on the move again and Kervin Arriaga, who's at least making a name for himself in the Spanish second tier, but other than that, the foreign player pool is grim, it didn't help that our best striker Alberth Elis suffered a career altering concussion.

what a goal

>>149263519
Indians don't play soccer

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>149263566
Why did Honduras drop Buba Lopez for Menjivar?

Great goal by Tani OACI

>>149263703
Buba has been fucking ass for a while now, if you see the highlights from the first leg of the past finals you can pinpoint one of the goals being his fault. We are desperate for anything resembling a goalkeeper, we tried with Rougier, who's a naturalized guy, and it didn't work, Menjivar is the least bad of the three options we currently have.

>>149263234
Our soccer confederation have always been money hungry bastards and only two clubs bring in the money now days (Olimpia and Motagua) Which means the talent pool is rather small and those that have some talent aren't really capable to land in said clubs in order to develop their skills further. In short we really just don't have quality players
>>149263566
>Elis
Don't remind me, man. That guy had actual hunger for success. It's such a fucking shame.

It's ogre catrachabros sorry

>>149264106
ITS SO OVER IT NEVER EVEN STARTED

>>149261944 (OP)
Are Hondurass really that bad or is Canada winning the copa oro??

canada might win this year

>>149261944 (OP)
>No defense
>Zero midfield
>We don't talk about forwards
What the fuck has Rueda been doing with this team?
>Fucking Guatemala has a higher chance to qualify to the world cup
Grim, actually it's fucking macabre

>>149264134
both

>>149263566
/mls/ can't be that bad other countries are doing better because of it
Aren't there any /honduran-american talents/ you can poach?

>>149263987
the dude even started a team to develop local talent, he fucking cared, it still shows that he has a long ways to go to be anywhere near his former self, i really feel bad

>>149264106
none of the players care, neither should we, we had these clowns hold a tiktok live the evening before an early afternoon game against the cayman islands, at this kind of seriousness we can't expect anything

Era!

>>149263566
You were better when more of your players played in MLS
>>149263987
Didn't Elis's career go to shit when he went to Turkey (where careers go to die)? Or am I thinking of someone else?

>>149264152
Based yugioh enjoyer

>>149264208
Wait yeah I'm thinking of Fabian Castillo, never mind

How did you guys beat us 8-1 in 2012 lol

>>149264187
Every "athlete" tiktoks thoughever
The influencer hustle is much more lucrative than physical labour

>>149264174
uhhhh, we are really trying to dig under any rocks, we gave David Suazo's son a try and he's like buried deep within Juve's youth system, we are really desperate for talent, especially for strikers, we even started giving up our pride and calling up naturalised players, we are basically begging for Auzmendi to get his papers asap, it's fucking grim

>>149264174
it's not if you can get them to play consistently like Arriaga or Joseph Rosales so they can move elsewhere, the problem is when they just land with the MLS-Pro teams and then they just get lost playing second tier American divegrass so it gets harder to scout or justify their call-ups

>>149261944 (OP)
Are the Saudis any good? Qatar was shit, despite being mildly hyped up.

>>149264275
Lol no1

>>149264275
Saudi has a bunch of players in the club world cup and were lucky to beat Haiti.

>>149264275
Meh they are missing key players but I could see them reaching a final knowing this tournament

So who you think is going to be the 4th team in the semifinal?

>>149264359
too early to tell
besides panamá, suriname, guatemala and república dominicana looks good

>>149264359
The Ticos

>>149264359
Haiti

>>149264359
Panama, probably. It's whoever wins Group C, they get to play runner-up from Group B instead of any of the big 3.

At this point it's no exaggeration to say that Honduras has become Nicaragua-tier.
It's crazy to think that there used to be Honduran players the EPL and Serie A not too long ago

>>149264469
Mauricio Dubón is their biggest star and he's a baseball player

perhaps I was wrong about them not being 5-0 bad

>>149264247
Apparently, it’s still not too late for you guys to do the same to us.

>>149264469
Real men are a thing of the past
These times are about to create some real soon

Which part of Canada are we all from

Scarborough here (I'm not Indian)

This region has gotten so much worse I don't blame the Yuros players for skipping it anymore but would be nice if fuckers like Sterling would actually represent their country instead of playing third wheel in an already loaded bench

>>149264538
Kamloops

>>149264538
>God Save the King

>>149264538
Maine

Nunca te he visto hablar tanto loco andas parlanchín hoy va?

>>149264538
Montreal, hometown of Ismael Koné

>>149264516
I’m huffing that grade A copium hoping this is true, but honestly, I doubt we’ll get another Carlos Pavón, at least not in my lifetime.

Holy shit

>>149264624
Just start playing baseball.

>>149261944 (OP)
>Second David is even better than first David

We are gonna win the world cup aren't we?

Canada better take it this year both US and Mexico are shit

>>149264661
he's the promised one

>>149264677
He's the star... of David

Ahahahahah

>>149264653
we'll always have mauricio dubon!

These shitters barely beat an amateur micro nation 1-0 a month ago, this result is no surprise

>>149264740
Dubon rejected Nicaragua's offer to play at the World Baseball Classic. He's hoping one day Honduras' baseball team is decent enough to qualify for the tournament

>>149263566
This also explains why honduras teams have been such a underperformed in the central american cup, the last time I remember one being relevant was when Olimpia won that final against Alajuelense, after that they've disappeared

>>149264835
We barely have the infrastructure to foster & develop baseball players nationwide. He’s gonna be hoping for a while.

>>149264877
Yeah, even the Guatemalan baseball players all chose to represent Nicaragua. It's odd

kwab

>>149264857
Yeah, Olimpia fans will always brag about that one to hide the fact that they have been getting bitched by Esteli constantly now. Our league is a joke, they tried to expand to 12 teams but the league got cold feet and instead of growing the game nationwide we're stuck with 10 teams, 2 of them are literal nofans teams that play outside their hometown (one of them got bought out by the cops and relocated to a very bad spot), and the recently promoted team just admitted they were not ready to promote because they got no money

>>149264987
wrong board but whatever who /n/ here?

QT alert

good job leafs

bueno...

I missed the enture game. How the fuck did we win 6-0 with the shit as fuck lineup we put out ?

>>149265083
Honduras is really, really bad

>>149265063
Wtf happened in 13 years

Wtf happened hondunegros
I thought u were a rival to us

>>149265083
Our team is so bad that we could unironically lose to American Samoa 0-1, the least amount of shits given by any version of the national team i have ever seen.

>>149265129
Dude, we barely got a win against the Cayman Islands and Antigua and Barbuda. Choco Lozano needs to be sent to Somalia, maybe there he can improve his game

>MLS stop developing Hondurans for free
>team goes to shit
Seems like it's not a coincidence

>>149265083
weve been cooking as of latley

>#LaHNoJuegaSola

the fucking FA is copying slogans from fucking xiomara, we're beyond cooked

>>149265143
Is this what they call a humiliation ritual

>>149265282
Mexico is so bad kek

>>149265304
You talk as if your national party has done anything noteworthy for the country.

Ligamx is gone so i will ask it here
Is pachuca any good? Is it a easy win against saltzburg tomorrow or tie again?

>>149265083
its been a good window. Our squad is also probaly going to get stronger. Cornelius is back next game, Johnston is rejoing the team soon and whenever Porto get elimated Eusatqio is rejoing the squad. He is already on the team list for the gold cup

>>149265083
We're just on another level recently

>>149265383
ranchuca isn't good, they got rid of the coach who led them to success and now have a mid as fuck coach, game it's gonna be either another slurping draw or a yurofag win

>>149264677
sure is

>>149265383
avoid that game, bet big in the others

>>149265504
Not betting, just wanna know if the first euro loss will come at that game

>>149265958
don't count on it, dunno how good red bulls are, but pachico has been ass lately on liga muyx and concacaf

>>149265217
Cope, Doyle

>>149265217
MLelS is just a retirement league anyway

>>149264992
Reminds me to our league
>Saprissa is shit internationally and has no money to purchase anymore and now with VAR they cannot refball their way as they used to, on top of that they recently lost a TAS case against an Israel club for not paying money for the transfer of a player,
>_erediano is run by Jafet Soto and while success has no fanbase outside Heredia
>Alajuelense always chokes in the finales locally despite being the best team on paper and winning the central american cup 2 times in a row
>2 teams recently got sacked out of the 1st division because they were matchfixing with narc- I mean mexican "investors" money, issue is even worse on the 2nd division
>now down to 10 teams

>>149266648
Central American nations should unify their leagues, it would be more competitive that way and increase the level of futbol

>>149266841
The central american cup is already that tho, the problem is that it's obviously dominated by tico teams due to the rest of the area being far worse, if you count the cup ever since it had caribbean teams and that one canadian team from their own league, they've won every single cup except for 2 which were won by Olimpia and one by comunicaciones, and the last 2 editions the final has been Alajuelense vs Esteli, a Nicaraguan team of all places.

>>149267179
It's not dominated by Tico teams, Alajuelense won twice, chill

>>149266600
That was true like a decade ago

>>149270561
>league being carried by Messi's US retirement tour
still true today

I didn’t know the Mickey Mouse trophy was on.

Amerishartistas and Chivass losers may be following this shit.

>>149265457
BVLL team, we just need to convience more black people in this country to pick soccer over basketball or track and field

>>149270589
>carried
In what way?

>>149271017
Just look at attendance for teams playing Inter Miami games at home vs the attendance without them. They built the Avengers of washed up soccer stars while pretending they're not a retirement league. Some teams are doing fine, but most of the league is going nowhere fast. The Apple TV deal also ensured viewership would decline. It's grim

Based Guatemala might have a shot this year

>>149265304
Que les pasó a ustedes y los guanacos?

waiting the goals

Hoy gana Suriname

>>149271189
1) I don't care about what attracts fans or what the league is marketing. That's not what we're talking about.
2) The old guys aren't what makes Miami good (btw, they are 10th in the league right now), other than Messi, who could still play in top leagues. Suarez is shit this year, Alba is overrated, and Busquets is just fine.
The talent of the league is being driven by young players just entering their prime now. It was a retirement league in the past but that's not true anymore.

>>149262900
YOU COULDN'T WIN A HOCKEY CUP NOW YOU'RE ALREADY HERE LOOOOOOL

>>149274576
it would be really sweet if surinam wins but you just know the ref will pull a penulty out of his ass to give it to the green mice if the score is still 0-0 near the minute 90

>>149273845
/LigaMXFemenil/ is dead after the travesty that was the final and Womens CONCACHAMPIONS this year
Jana should be nowhere near the pitch and the best teams players already aged out with no clear replacements
There is no upcoming youth talent or chicanas and Alice Soto + Motzie Saldivar are still not ready yet
Toluca becoming a French team is the only thing that looks promising

The female Landon Donavan

>>149276963
Coomer

>>149276597
nations dont compete in stanley cups Rodriguez. We win all the time, I am just here to watch our soccer team as one of the few leafs on here who actually follows soccer

>>149276597
He's watching a real sport now

>>149276963
how much money is ligma mx losing with the female league? all their matches the stadiums are empty, even the finals are 1/3 at best

>>149277521
They're actually making money selling their better players to NWSL and Yurop

>game isn't showing OTA
Fuck this gay shit catered to CHIs

>>149277266
What are they swinging at? I can't see it

Jimmy Lozano dogshit manager confirmed

>>149277995
I still can't believe they can't find someone better than >Calvo to put out on the field

>>149278176
>confirmed

he's from unam, no needs for confirmation

is navas dead?

NAVAS WASHED

uh.....costa rica bros?????

conceding against a baseball nation kwab

Come on ticos don't blew it

Don't be surprised. Dominican Republic is good.

Post ur reaction when Navas gets exposed by Bachata power

What an idiot

ERA

we'll be back drbros

Herrera looks like a big frog wtf

CHIMPOUT

Why do they play these matches in such large stadiums when everyone knows nobody shows up. Put them at some USL2 field.

>>149279336
Pitch quality is a factor, I assume

>suspended for a yellow card from the bench
kek what an idiot

>>149279336
Mexico is playing in the same stadium later and will most likely fill it out

>1H30M until Mexico shits the bed
What animu should I watch meanwhile?

What happens if DR wins? Is Costa Rica officially on fraud watch with piojo?

>>149279569
>What happens if DR wins?
costa rica run the risk of getting grouped when they play mexico sunday

>>149279336
That would be too sovl

>>149279569
Yes because we play mexico next

Surprised piojo hasn't made any subs

>>149279643
>>149279663
Has tico defense always been this atrocious??? Wtf happened with yall. I thought you had everything locked down with the defense and is that Ugarte kid going to leave Russia soon ?

>>149279556
Sure you're sending your Þ team, but it's fucking Suriname
They're majority Indian

>>149279742
No, the problem is that we've esencially using new play after the the boomers retired

Fucking finally

BASED

Dominican Republ-ACK!

lmao are we seriously playing against a country named after fucking surimi?

Good, they will now play relaxed the next game against Mexico

Surimeme and DR good?
Or just CR and Mexico acting retarded on purpose?

>>149280081
I think all of the players called up for Suriname are in European leagues which helped them a lot. DR is probably still continuing to grow but isnt there yet probably gonna be like you and slowly develop more and more if the federation begins to care about footy

>>149280109
>if the federation begins to care about footy
we just care about the money
FIFA money is worst than USAID scam

Greenland is more North American than these guys.

>>149280109
DR has a Pablo Rosario who is pretty good for Nice in the french league

>>149280137
you don't understand bro Suriname can't be allowed to play in the confederation that they logically belong to because... they're just too shit ok

>>149279742
Also, ugalde is gonna leave Russia soon, rumors put it in the France with PSG or Monaco but there's nothing concrete, same goes for Alonso Martinez who's gonna leave New York for a Dutch team seemingly

>>149280109
The changed the rules awhile back so that dutch diaspora were allowed to represent Suriname. Over the past four years or so they have been mass recruiting eredvise players with surinamese heritage.

The most noteable player isnt here ( Sheraldo Becker) and there second best player is a guy named Tajron Chery who is 36 years old and hasnt been with the national team in ages. Other than that they have a fullback at Venezia, and a handful of guys in mid tier leagues like eredvise, belgium and championship. Kerk and paal are decent players

>>149279336
CONCACAF likes to have doubleheaders for these games. No one shows up for the 1st game, but the 2nd game is usually well attended

>>149280499
Concert mindset
I wonder if they sell discounted ticket bundles for both games

I want Puto chants for the lulz

Total chicano death incoming

javier looks like he doesn't want to be there lol

Why are we trying to build up from the back when our keeper is utter shite

>>149281166
>>149281013
Wow rare flag

>>149281166
modern day trend lad

holy shit we getting raped by suriname

Suriname will play well but ultimately their keeper will lose them the game

Guys the Mexico-propitiated gamethread is having a serious discussion about race mixing again

>>149281669
mexico threads are always so fucking shit

Everyone on the internet is piling on Alexi Lalas because he said the US's diversity hurts them in putting together a cohesive team. He was talking about different areas having different playing styles, but everyone is making it about race/ethnicity.

>>149281711
Why are chicanos like this?

>>149281669
It's der chicaner, you know how it rolls. Just let those retards get contained there and focus on this thread.

>>149281637
there keeper is actually one of their better players. It will probably be because of a mental lapse, like the last minute penalty to Costa rica

>>149281728
>everyone is making it about race/ethnicity.

just another tuesday

We can't score

Who mogs?

Canada can't stop cheating

Marsch is under investigation

>Miami, FL – Concacaf has initiated disciplinary proceedings to investigate the Canadian Soccer Association (CSA) and its head coach, Jesse Marsch, for incidents that occurred during the 2025 Gold Cup match between Canada and Honduras on June 17, 2025.

>The Disciplinary Committee will review all available evidence, including official reports detailing that the CSA and its head coach disregarded regulations applicable to suspended match officials and used offensive language toward Concacaf match officials

>Mr. Marsch is currently serving a two-match suspension imposed by the Disciplinary Committee following incidents that took place during the 2025 Concacaf Nations League Finals.

>Additional information regarding these proceedings will be provided in due course.

https://www.concacaf.com/en/news/concacaf-statement-disciplinary-investigation-into-the-csa-and-jesse-marsch-following-gold-cup-incidents/

What the fuck is his problem?

>>149281775
Santi is more handsome, but Raul looks cooler.

Suriname need shealro becker bad. he basically is there entire offense

>>149281815
Oh yeah, why isn't he playing? Injured?

>>149281797
>offensive langauge

lol what do you think he said

>>149281825
i think so

>>149281781
And yet can't win the Stan Lee Cup

I'd never subjugate the Gold Cup spics but I have thousands in Suriname +1.5/2 moneyline. I know there nis a bunch of random spic retards representing Mexico against every black guy in the Netherlands lmao

Mckennie and Weah sighting

>>149281838
umm sweaty >>149277266

>>149281797
how could he use offensive lanaguge ? he was suspended from the touchline

Only list for you boring fags.

I see lots of empty seats. Are Mexico fans hiding from ICE?

>>149281906
Erm its actually fucked up what we did to our pro-Islamic anti-semtiic country of Suriname. I'm an accelerationist faggot who thinks anti-semitism is cool,

>>149281805
he can't stop saying the n word

>>149281775
Santi for zoomers Raul for millennials

I'm like the one represented off faggy dusty anti-semite Sam Hyde and you have to score 4 goals against dusty black Suriname to get your money back and own sam. Go ahead and do it LOL. Suriname is better than Mexico rn so goa ahead

>>149281969
>>149281931
You should figure out how 3rd tier spic Mexico can score 4 goals against Suriname and erase racism. Do it.

>>149281964
Go back to the other thread, freak.

No offense Mexico but you brought 7th tier Mexicans (Mexico B team) and you got the every black guy in Netherlands. +2 and +1.5 were so disrespectful lmao. Its over for spic nations

>>149282018
Those nations have leagues who actually create players for the national teams, Mexico's league is just a tv show

the suriname luckshittery is over

>>149281906
Nice donation KWAB

And thats the game. I cant imagine Suriname scoring with this team

>>149282088
Still 30 minutes left

Surigods...

>>149282088
>>149282111
It's over

>5 goals so far this tournament
>4 from corner kicks

whats going on

It keeps happening!

>>149281855
Do you hate money?

>>149282362
>>149282377
What a joke of a defense

>>149282362
>>149282377
>can only score from corners
GRIM

>>149281861
C O P E
O
P
E

>surimeme losing by 2 forces us to win next game so we don't face the americans at the quarterfinals
Geez thanks for nothing sudacas

Papi's home

>>149265083
Better quality BBC
CAPTCHA: NTRPJ

sp told me suriname produced better players than mexico?

>>149287215
The good ones probably play for Holland

>>149281857
Lmao

>>149288217
Why blame trump when the media was the one who asked the question ?

>>149289031
sounds like he's blaming juventus or fifa.

>>149281728
I watched that interview and he was 100% referring to ethnicity. You can't live in the US and not to know what does the words he used imply.
Even the other commentators didn't knew how to react

>>149289844
>an ESL trying to read into hidden implications
lol. lmao.

>>149290853
It wasn't even fucking hidden. He literally says that diversity hurts cohesion and one of the reasons of said diversity was ethnicity. He wasn't even being racist but he literally said that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J7AM4d7Dmc

Haiti wins and then they eat Trinidad and Tobago players

>>149288217
Lmao even how they call themselves is forced and cringe
>USMNT
United States Mutant Ninja Turtles?

>>149293624
if they don't use that the womeme team will sue them and get more money out of the budget for the male's team

fox is streaming the game on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6LSErbPG0Y

>>149295364
>not geoblocked
thank you based fox sports

>>149295590
they stopped it right as the match started. don't know what the point of that was

Haiti looking good but that's probably because T&T sucks

red

My mom says there's a lot of black people in Trinidad and Tobago

varidad

Haitixirs...

KWABidad

What if Saudi puts its sultan bac in us

Pierot it's carrying this team on his back

If this ref scared of calling panelties?

Trinidad really was just Jack Warner, isn't?

>>149296923
Acshually, Trinidad was godd for Concacaf in the 70s, and they were the ones who should've gone to Germany 1974 but they rigged it for Haiti

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

socabros we're so back

Is this the interracial porn thread?

>>149296823
not anymore

KSA

Let's go Haiti they could still win even being a man down for a whole half

KEK

ERA?

>>149281013
>>149281166
Please post on /copalib/

>still relying on Agyemang
>no mcckenzie
>no aaronson brothers

>>149297437
I sent this right before the pk call...

fuch both these shit teams

>>149297704
the last 30 minutes were fun though you cant deny

inshallah the warriors of Arabia shall atropelate the decadent American team

>>149288217
LAND OF THE FREE

fight and win

>>149297487
wheres pulishit?

>>149298664
probably having a wank back home idk

?

10 minutes in and I do not like how the US looks at all. Can't find any space

>>149298713
>?
Tailgating (based)

How tf are you guys watching the Saudi USA game

>>149299119
with my tv...

>>149299119
it's on FS1 and TUDN vro

audio is on a 3 second delay. Fox is going to ruin the world cup.

>>149299292
I don’t have whatever those are kek. Fucking crack streams doesn’t have it wtf

>>149299119
On television brother

>>149299400
RIP brokie

>>149299400
https://streamed.su/watch/saudi-arabia-vs-united-states/alpha/1

>>149299400
https://www.foxsports.com/live/fs1
click this and clear cookies every hour you noob

>>149299400
bro vip dot literally any tld from the eastern block

>>149299119
Using my buddy's YouTube TV.

>>149299552
>>149299586
cheers genitals

>32 mins in
>no goals

I’m in Phoenix anyone live here wanna go to the quarter final game on the 28th kek

>>149299862
depends, will you suck my dick

Yeah, I think it's about time to apologize to Ggregggg

We’ve had the ball for 98% of the game, the ref is in our pocket, and we still can’t even get a shot on goal.

yeah nigga that's right kick that shit all the way back

>>149299914
you’re what’s wrong with the world

>>149300192
Your first mistake was trying to be nice on the internet with 13 year old edgelords

>>149300365
kek fair

get rid of ageymong. he can't play. Try Damion Downs.

I think haiti looked better against saudi

As a middle aged man this might be the last time I watch a Gold Cup. The quality is so bad there's better things to do with my time.

A draw wouldnt be the worst thing in the world, we need to beat Hati though

>>149300560
it's 4 AM grandpa go to bed

>>149300560
*gotten so bad
It wasn't so shit before. Hope it improves but it doesn't look like it's ever going to get better and it peaked in the 90s/2000s

>>149300652
Go suck off an Israeli dick faggot

149300652
lol fuckin small taint zoom

Guys we’re just chillin watching a comfy little game let’s relax eh?

Surely we'll break through right? Right?

why is there no one here?

>>149301487
botafogo are currently pulling off one of the biggest upsets in club football

USA USA USA

doubters?

USA

shit. that looks offsides.

>>149301147
Yes.

Offsides
It's over

wow Saudis are PISSED

is luna fat or does he just seem that way because he's short?

who mogs?

>>149301818
Nah, it's a goal. Outstanding game from Richards rn

QT spotted

Riggi amricini

>>149301919
Sometimes Poch looks handsome, sometimes he looks like a goober. Renard is always handsome.

holy basedola

Bruh these saudis have the shittiest attitude

Why is Arabia just niggers?

>>149302170
They're mad at the goal and earlier offside goal.

Will Aaronson get the dagger here?

That was a clean tackle?

Saudi Arabia has looked like the better team since the US scored. They should have just gone for the win the whole time.

The fuck was that cross?

come on mutts please score another goal so i can win some shekels please

>>149302456
They do not look better they’re just running more right now

>>149302511
Aaronson is coming

Can't believe we're judging Pulisic for not wanting to play in this shit

hip status?

>>149302583
utterly based

Looks like Fabian is Downs

why isn't sargent on the team?

>>149302696
He had his chance and did nothing with it

>>149302696
Why do you want that bum?

CHIMPOUT

Get your hands off our mutts you French faggot

POCH FIGHTING

>>149302769
>>149302746
would fit better into this weird lineup

these saudis are quite chimpy

what the fuck is even happening lol, both these teams getting heated at everything but the fact that they both suck and will never compete on the world stage at any meaningful level

Why the hell they doing this at same time as Club World Cup ?

I’ve never heard of half of these guys

All that and then offside lmao

>>149302970
The Saudi’s have been shoving our players to the ground all game
They’re the instigators

>>149302971
>club world cup
who gives a fuck lmao

Fire fan here watching to see when they're gonna put my man Chris Brady in
Well, when will he be in?

Odds USA gets into knockout stage next summer?

>>149302971
Because nobody cares about that marketing scam of a tournament.
>Hey guys, look, we won the Club World Cup!
Said no one, ever.

Is Tillman trying now? I feel like he could actually be good

Why wasn't it offsides?

FIGHT…..AND WIN!!!

How will the USMNT naysayers spin this now?

US advancing in the Mickey Mouse cup

APOLOGIZE
FUCK YOU DONOVAN

>>149303342
For what? Landon was twice the player any of these current guys are

>>149303403
true he’s just a dogshit pundit and i fundamentally don’t respect him because he’s short

>>149265282
>CR not even on the map
damn
surely they'd at least be above panama or even haiti

>>149303403
This whole Pulisic drama thing could have and should have been a nothing burger but he personally stoked the fire
And then spinned it again to try and pit poch and Pulisic against each other
He’s being a bitch

Donovan, Dempsey, and Beasley have more heart and talent than the entirety of the current player pool

and yes that includes YOU mr. POOlisic

>>149303548
This
>>149303537
Fuck pooliscic

How were todays games? Anything noteworthy? Saudi any good?

>>149303185
>t. gold cup enjoyer

>>149303789
Haiti chocked
Saudis seethed

>>149303789
Haiti should've won. USA vs Saudi was a slurper

>>149305244
Their fault for not scoring that penalty against TripAdvisor and Trivago

we played like ass but got the W

It's coming home!

Today Jamaica loses

We all thought that by next World Cup we’d have a CB replacement for Ream
But after tonight’s game I fully believe Ream will be our starting CB at the World Cup

>>149261944 (OP)
can one of us in Oceania get an invite to the Gold Cup, by god do we need it

trinidad and TOBAYGO will win 1-0 against saudi arabia. this came to me in a dream!

>>149307765
I just realized New Zealand isn't part of the AFC and that the OFC exists

>>149307765
idk. do you have an airline or an oil company that can sponsor the tournament?

We put in a middling unconvincing performance but ultimately get the win against a guadeloupe we should be beating easily today

Where is Mason Greenwood?

>>149314524
hopefully not hitting his English rose bloody

maybe we should be calling up less english rejects

>>149318721
what other type of rejects you guys have?

>>149318765
canadian and american ones. Didn't really mean it like that though just saying it since the club world cup is revealing that the gap between europe and the rest of the world isn't as large as we thought it was that maybe we shouldn't be trying to get every english player under the sun to try and play for us just because they play there. Maybe we should start calling up some of our mls guys or more of our local guys again if they are genuinely better players than the ones in europe

Wish another country outside the US/Mex hosted the gold cup for once.

>>149318721
You could have had Busio. Should have recruited him.

>>149318721
The US's best, or second best player, Antonee Robinson is an english reject who is also eligible for Jamaica.

>Panama vs Guatemala kickoff at 9PM
Fuck... that's too late.

>>149322358
>>149322377
Would those guys have even chosen us over the US? You're more likely to go to the world cup or win a trophy with the usa than with us

RIP Bocas del Toro
a once proud province turned into a post apocalyptic disaster

>>149322800
They're looting Changuinola as we speak

>>149322734
Jamaica has a good brand and it's easier to make the team. They should easily be a top 4 team in concacaf.

Gareth Southgate should coach Jamaica.

Greetings from Paypal park

>>149322828
huge crowd

>>149322884
Its honestly better than expected, there are a decent amount of people at the outdoor bar

>>149322954
If you see him at the bar tell him to stop benching palmer

Today we play

>>149322806
>>149322800
/int/ is that way bros ——>

SCOR SUM GOALS JAMAICA

is he ded?

lmao fire McLaren

Jamaica are the biggest frauds in the world.

I despise this team

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Man Jamaica's gotta be so frustrating. I remember 4-5 years ago there was talks of all the players they were recruiting and serious discussion of them being top 3 in CONCACAF

>>149323368
GET FUCKED FAGGOT

>>149323368
Stop betting on us I blame you

We're so back

nice gol

I love this team

No point in us going through though, we can't beat canada

>>149323363
that would have been a tap in if #16 didn't just stand there and watch it like a goof

Guadalupe starting to chimp out

>>149322725
Uhhh ur going to beat Guatemala today right Waterman?

Que putas cerotes

>>149324440
Is it humid in austin? It’s always humid AF here in Dallas

>>149324515
Yeah though not as humid as DC was when I left. The shade actually does something here

Why are they acting as if they wont need the goal difference
>>149324412
I hope they do

Ignore the formation it's all our of position. But these are the starting 11

>>149324440
comfy stadium

>>149324780
Yeah u gotta switch 6 and 7
And 20 and 16

>>149324713
VAMOS GUATE CARAJO

that wasn't a fucking second yellow you bitch

>>149324713
I hope he switches Kuki as substitution for Lom instead of Fraudquimides or Rubio Fraudbin

>commentator says it's starting to get a very concacaf-y vibe
you mean that it's getting CHIMPY?

/canchaposting/

>>149324945
Based
I was last year at Uruguay vs Panama at Miami

thank you blake

fucking refstafarians

based ricketts rigging the match

cephas does way too much

These last few minutes have been peak concacaf

>>149312149
Was never in doubt

Stadium's emptier than I thought it would be

Panama please don't choke

>>149326168
sorry, I'm gonna be late

Banda de mediocres cantando "si se puede, si se puede" contra una selección beisbolera

>>149326168
They're playing in Texas and not California. Less gutameulans

>>149326168
ICE is waiting outside that’s why

GOOOOOOL

Y SE ACABO

>>149326893
Could you beat them by 3 please and then play the bench players against us

holy molly that was close

>>149326893
Guate defending lmao

>>149326168
Probably more people than at the US-Saudi game last night in the same stadium.

>>149326893
The absolute state of that defense

Panama is good and mostly MLS. Guys like Reyna and Musah should just play in MLS.

Stop trying to make cute plays

Close game so far

>>149327284
>mostly MLS
>>149324780
???

Guatemala still bad but showing signs of improvement, maybe by next cup they can move past the group stage

>>149328221
We moved past the group stage last cup and will do it again this cup faggot

>>149328221
>implying we beat panama

>>149327284
At this point Reyna should play anywhere he can.

I am here for murderball

>>149328436
You're 3 hours late for Jamaica vs Guadeloupe

our manlets just can't compete against big niggas

>>149328575
you did it last week though. I think you guys just don't hate them as much as you did us

Our guys fucking suck
Score another goal pendejos

>>149328899
>Score another goal pendejos
please

>>149328899
took the foot off the gas

bruh Guate played worse than Boca Juniors today

it feels like Panama has 90% possession

Murillo can’t win with these cats

what the heck was that

Somos España

negro down

>>149328976
Son Nigeria

>>149328976
Win 1-0 and bore your opponent to death?
Don’t know if this semen slurping sport is for me

>Jobbing for a 1-0 victory against Guatecaca
We suck

GG Guate

>5-0, undefeated in gold cup
>1-0, undefeated since wearing black and gold
ESE ES MI PANAMÁ CARAJO

eh I think guadeloupe can beat them

>Guadalupe wins
>Jamaica and Panama tie
>Panama and Guadalupe advance
babababased

>>149329152
us tying would knock out guadeloupe. They have to hope we lose which is likely and win by a 4 goals margin against guate which is also likely if both teams played like they did today

>>149329195
Yeah you are right, I thought Guadalupe had 1 point

>>149329238
its still crazy that they can still go through and panama can still drop out

>>149329342
not even all the ganja in jamaica will make you think thats possible

>>149329542
would be funny if it happened though. To clarify though I mean panama can still drop out if they lose and guatemala win not if they lose and guadeloupe win

>>149328254
>We
May you live to see your family members kidnapped by ICE

Hoping Canada doesn't rape Curacao

Guadeloupe got fucking robbed, no way that guy was affecting the play.
Anyway, if Jamaica beats Panama and Guatemala beats Guadeloupe, then all three other than Guadeloupe are tied at 6 points. Is goal difference the tie-breaker?