Thread 149263140

AND FLORIDA WINS AGAIN
/hoc/vious: >>149262137
THREAD THEME:
>https://youtu.be/JxlLa1XC4x0?si=KLIGPcTxgPmC2Oeh

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>>149263140 (OP)
THE RAT!

my kitties :)

Oilers subreddit just got locked down

Why does calgary have so much more soul than edmonton

I am 32 years old and I have never seen a Canadian team win a stan lee.

Imagine being a Canadian lmao

MY RAT IS A TWOTIME STANLEY CUP WINNER! :)

bob is so likeable

>>149263180
Need the saltmine :(

the rat takes his twirl

I fucking love Brad Marchand so much.

Stanley Cup Champion Jesse Puljujarvi

ICONIC MARCHAND MOMENT

So using LTIR to abuse the cap and activate huge contracts game 1 is now a legit strategy to win the cup. It's not a one off it keeps happening. If your GM doesn't do this he's retarded.

GOD HELPED THE PANTHERS ACCORDING TO BOB

based bob thanking the holy trinity

No Canadians allowed (for 32 years and going)

>Bobby gives it to the rat
Nice. Very comfy

the rat's victory lap

RAT HAS THE CUP

based Bobbo thanking God

based Bob a man of God.

>>149263210
You are one miserable fellow lmao

>>149263198
we may be in the stanley cup cuckshed for years but i'm so happy for our rat

QUICK WHAT'S THE EDMONTON SPORTS RADIO STATION

>>149263210
This

Cup lifting order (first timers first)
1. Barkov
2. Schmidt
3. Jones
4. Nosek
5. Vanecek
6. Greer
7. Boqvist
8. Samoskevich
9. Balinskis
10. Megna
11. Cormier
12. Bobrovsky
13. the Rat

KWAB

Atheistbros, why do we keep losing?

>>149263140 (OP)
GUATEMALA WILL WIN THE CUP BEFORE CANADA EVER WINS IT AGAIN

FUCK YOU 51ERS

glory to god

god i wanna pray so hard right now

>>149263219
very based

>What does it feel like Bob?
>yes very nice praise Jesus

>i'd like to thank YHWH
wtf bob!

>GLORY TO THE FATHER, SON, AND HOLY GHOST
BOB CONFIRMED GODS CHOSEN

I was born in 1994. I suppose that means Canada hasn't seen a Cup for as long as I've been alive +1. Crazy.

dawkins bros... not again..

Canadian teams have a had a combined 205 chances to win the Stanley cup since 1993 and have not won since.

soilers just mass suicided in the locker room, mcgayvid died in draifag's arms

Ekblad with the cup, best 1st overall currently playing.

>pathetic leafs are showing us marchand's passport that says Canada
LOL Nobody cares. USA USA
THIS IS OUR GAME

So what western conference American team will McDavid inevitable get traded too? I'm gonna go hard mode and say the krakheads because of their taxes and so he can fade into irrelevance.

>>149263239
You're such a follower, that canadian is your ringleader huh? Bootlicker lmao

>>149263235
To be fair, I'd be miserable too if I had to live in Edmonton.

>A REAL LIFE RAT LITERALLY TEAMED UP WITH BIG CATS TO WIN A STANLEY CUP

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP, IT'S POTTERY IN ITS PUREST FORM

>>149263241
Keno

>I want to thank the holy spirit
HOLY KWAB

>>149263272
real?

when do they hand the cup off to bulji?

>>149263236
Same. He deserves it so much

/hoc/ is forever a takagi general
>THE CITY OF EDMUMBAI

sucks to suck holy shit lmao

>>149263240
ty

>>149263293
'fraid so

TOTAL OILER DEATH

>>149263283
utah clubbies
>>149263300
i want to correct this bra

>Bobrosvky giving thanks to the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit
BASED

last 2 games got be the most meaningless i see in a while
guess it doesn't matter on the script cause they got the back to back

>>149263280
People have been saying they are a two man team for fucking years now, especially in the last two.
Are people just now noticing? They still have zero fucking depth, nothing has changed. Their third best play is Corey fucking Perry for christ's sake.

It's sunny today for cats

albortia taking another massive L today kwab

The nation of Canada offers its gratitude to the Calgary Flames, for giving up Bennett and Tkachuk to make sure Edmonton loses again

BONKED TWICE
GO BACK TO CANADA SOILER5

>>149263216
>>149263219
As a muzzie, its karma because mcbust never rebuked his teammates or anyone calling him McJesus

Can't blasphemy the infallible Messiah like that.

WITH FINNS YOU WIN :DDDD

/hoc/ is now permanently anime tainted because McDavid couldn't save Canada.

>>149263266
They've seen plenty, they have a front row seat to see it often

>>149263311
brat*
sorry

>>149263238
This

Now we can shift our focus to the NHL Draft

Brady to the Kitties next season, otherwise he's just going to live vicariously through his brother.

It's the off season. There's no hockey until October

>>149263330
BONK

>>149263284
What faggot?

>>149263210
>is now a legit strategy
>posted in 2014

McDavid lacks the personality to be marketable and grow the game. Gary knows this. He cannot sell merchandise to "hip youth" and "ageing millennials" with his revolting neckbeard.

*

BASED BARKOV THANKING GOD

>>149263336
>mcdavid isn't anime
He's a known weeb

>>149263345
I'll miss hockey so much

>bob thanks god

kino

>>149263300
Based hat trickster.

You now remember Connor McDavid and Mark Carney. Dishonorable mentions: Stuart Skinner, Evander Kane, Corey Perry and Darnell Nurse.

Big man Ekky crying when talking about his brother in the stands or possibly from the steroids

>father, son, and holy spirit
BASED

>>149263341
Just Like My Islanders

oilers radio?

>>149263358
It was bobby, barkov has finnish accent

>i want to thank god for everything i have. and everything i don't have.
kino

logging off /hoc/ see you in 4 months

>>149263358
>>149263364
The most faithful officer on the force.

KWAB

>>149263336
you can go back to hfboards and reddit now

>>149263345
When is the draft? That's the end piece

*spits*
nig league

Alright, I already saw Brad raise the cup, I don't need to keep watching this, time to shut it off and go fap. kwab fuck edmonton, go sharks

Please fuck my ass

>>149263382
extremely based

>>149263341
I hope MY wingies trade their 1st rounder for a player with some balls

Female commentators shoehorned in everywhere are the worst thing ever introduced to the sporting world

Okay guys what are the odds FL threepeats?

Did anyone else predict 45 goals in the finals and the eastern conference winners?

I got to see Verhagie's first NHL goal and his first hattrick live in person.
Happy to see him flourish tbqhwya.

>>149263384
see you fren. hope you have spicy posts ready for october

>>149263210
Should have put him back in Cryofreeze after that 2017 cup for next generation of pongs wonderboy drafts

>>149263381
>>149263386
I wasn’t looking. Still based af so happy for him :D

>>149263354
Oilers (jew team) fans buy the most merchandise of any team in the league. Would be too obvious if that jew rigged the team (owned by a jew) to win the cup.

>I'm nothing, it's all God
Stan Bowman in shambles when he misses this ONE trick to get a real starter

>>149263342
Cope he's gonna carry my Sensies to the promised land

>>149263372
The steroids made him emotional

is barkov christian? not sure if finns are christians

MITCH THE FIVE FOOT BITCH

/hoc/ Towa!

>>149263393
Enjoy your cuck porn

>>149263370
Nah perry was the only real leader on that team, their true captain and the only one who delivered throughout the series.

Super glad he got his cup early.

>>149263393
holy based

I love waking up to witness KITTY SUPREMACY

>>149263405
I predicted that Leafistan would not win a stanley cup

>>149263420
He’s not Finnish he’s Russian

>>149263404
it depends entirely on who they retain during the offseason but they're the favorites

>>149263400
It's awful, destroyed radio and espn.

New fan here. Just started following hockey. Why are the Canadians so bad at hockey?

>>149263407
That’s awesome. Always hope a relationship with a player goes that way.

How's the old saying go?
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me

Embarrassing. I even feel retarded myself for even thinking the Oilers could manage to pull it off. Oh well. Hopefully McMeme learned his lesson finally and goes somewhere that he can actually win a Cup.

Goddamn humiliation ritual in Florida tonight. Thanks Gary, you asshole.

hey guys, did you know a canadian team hasn’t won the stanley cup since 1993?

wasnt >le hecking globalist banker supposed to make the soilers win??

>>149263342
He's reserving the same hotel room every June so that he doesn't have to change chairs

>>149263420
Yes. 1.8% follow "other religions"

>>149263437
Sad

>>149263438
what do you mean? >we scored 5 goals

>>149263404
doubtful. they are about to lose lots of good players

McMuffin
>1 glorified all star tournament trophy
Tkachuk
>2 Stanley cups

Wowzaaaaaaaaaa

Did you guys watch the game tonight?

>>149263393
The shork's eternal destiny is to die every time it approaches victory.

>>149263438
There are no more Canadians. They're just Northern USians now.

>>149263438
Gay nation

Yeah it's uhh it's absolutely unreal. I mean you dream about it as a kid but uhhhh the feeling of watching a bunch of dudes hoist the cup from your bedroom, drinking alone, posting about it on an Indonesian puppet theater forum is just uhhhh, it's unbelievable. Thanks Jackie.

Any Edmonton radio streams?

>>149263393
I hope everyone else also has a good wank.

I've never understood caring if a Canadian team wins the cup. I don't care about the country, I hate every other Canadian team in the regular season so why would I want them to win now? Actual cuck behavior.

Good job beating Edmonton again Florida I can't wait for my feed to be filled with salty oil fans.

hell yeah brother cheers from Iraq.

My kitties are a dynasty :3

>>149263446
but twitter told me the panthers were the jewish team!

>>149263140 (OP)

Thank goodness, nobody wants to lose the SCF to a Canadian team.

>>149263431
Huomenta Pekka
It's a beautiful day

>>149263400
Jen general, sorry

Why hasn’t Trump congratulated his home time team the Floria panther yet?

>>149263448
there is a huge russian orthodox church in helsinki.

>>149263426
hitomi best girl

>>149263456
mcdavid deserved a 2nd smythe

>>149263453
this has always been the faggiest cope

>>149263425
I'm sure edmongolians are crying listening to pink pony tonight

>>149263481
Unironically it's only oilers fans crying about "ratings", sold merch and "growing the sport" aka merchantism

>>149263444
Trips checked and kekked.

>>149263404
I'm gonna say 20%, and I mean that as a compliment. That's high considering you can always make a case for 8 or so teams coming into each season

Ugh.

shame it didn't go seven games but that was a very good finals

think bustthews is bored of golf yet?

>both Marchand and Luongo get their 2nd ring at the same time
We truly live in bizarroworld

>>149263444
Checked and kek'd
>>149263478
Need one more in the next two seasons, 3 in 4 years is a dynasty

Hope they go easy on the meth and don't accidentally leave the wrong way

Bill Zito with the most deserved cup lift.

>>149263511
checked and correct

I know Iran is on because Trump didn't put out a W tweet yet

men...

they should let mcdavid lift the cup.

Bulju won the cup. Chills

who is more popular in southern florida, 2 time cup winner matthew tkachuk or inter miami?

The oilers would have won if they had bulju.

>>149263508
Of course they do, because their owner is a jew. They only care about ratings and merch sales. And a very emotionless jewish irish lad named mcdavis or whatever his name is.

>>149263456

McBust is Sidney Crosby minus the clutch gene

Real talk, if the oilers won the cup, would Calgary and Toronto and Vancouver and Montreal and Winnipeg celebrate "Canada's win"? Usually not but in this political climate they probably rooted for the oilers.

>>149263446
Sad!

>>149263502
ask marchand and bennett your original question and see what they say

paul maurice is cringe

>tuommo ruutu get his name on the cup
Based

Shit, I forgot the AHL plays today too. It's currently a scoreful draw.

TIL 1993 is a real thing.

I thought it was just a /hoc/ meme

Speaking of bulju, I need a stream from AHL ploffs.

mitch the perennial bitch

THE RED MILE IS BACK BABY

>>149263545
Name won't be on it though, not enough games played

Huomenta but the opposite
I had a great time with you frens this season :)

>>149263562
copey mcjewish fag

>>149263567
For the second time

>>149263562
not that anon and that's somehow an even gayer cope

5 cups and hockey is still probably the 4th most popular sport in florida

I can't wait for the inevitable pic of Luongo and Marchand taking a picture together with the cup.

>>149263556
ive hated the soilers longer than you have been born, fagwad.

>>149263580
It's the thought that counts

>>149263551
>ratings and merch sales
And ticket/concession prices. Affordable things bad!

Won $2.2k on robinhood plus $100 from my friend in Edmonton thank you pantrs for paying my rent this month and making my friend my arch nemesis

>>149263555
crosby is laughing at mcdavid after having bud sex with mackinnon

>>149263593
>93

CHECKED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149263593
Imagine getting beaten by a nation where hockey is 4th
Lol canada

McGaykid
McBitch
McDiva
Mc4Nations
McHeadshot
McCrybaby
McPokecheckedbyeveryplayeronthepanthersthisseriesresultinginaturnover
McBacktobackloser
McFaggot

>>149263578
>nucks fan cheering on deadmonton
How pathetic

>>149263593
Your american follower with no imagination is soon replying to this with a "this"

would better goaltending and Zach Kikeman saved the soilers

>>149263140 (OP)
McCuck signing with the shorks in two weeks.

What team will embarrass themselves and break Canada's curse?

>>149263597
based

>>149263596
No hard feelings?

PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S TEAM ONCE AGAIN BEAT A TEAM FROM THE FIFTY-FIRST STATE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERIA
GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

>>149263583
>>149263590
that's what i thought. worship >us with >our names on your jerseys

>>149263522
Hell yeah it was, possibly the best repeat Finals since Edmonton-Islanders. Incredible hockey.

>>149263593
it's more popular than baseball at this point

>>149263606
I said this morning to my buddy that Florida was gonna win 5-1 and I'm fucking angry I didn't make a bet on that.

I would fuck the stanley cup raw

>McDavid couldn’t beat a severely injured Tkachuk
WHY?? Because he doesn’t have the heart of a winner

>>149263606
Congrats bud

>>149263596
I’m no longer upset about 2011 just imagining the grief all of Edmonton is facing.

>>149263593
this

>>149263593
mos popular sport in canada and 0 cups past 32 years

>>149263596
they need to recreate this picture

You guys had an amazing season. As a Sharks fan, I would love to be in the position you're in. Keep your chin up, focus on next year. Mourn for a bit, but remember you have generational talent, and your window is open for a few years yet.

I'll be back next year after the Sharks are mathematically eliminated again, until then thanks for having me! GO OILERS!! Such a fun playoff to watch as a whole, the run to the finals was incredible. You guys were a Hyman injury away from making this a real series. Next year is your year for sure!!

Congrats Oilers!!

>>149263593
This

>>149263244
Because you are on the wrong side heathenlet. See you in the lake of fire

Reminder 42% of Canadian teams have NEVER won a Stan Lee while only 28% of American teams have not. Nobody under the age of 50 has ever seen a Canadian team win a Stan Lee as an adult

>>149263614
>beaten by a nation
is this where you get your nationalism? private businesses? the team is Finnish and Canadian lol

McGaykid posts where?

>>149263562
Why do L*afoids have the biggest faggot copes in this site?

where is Luongo

>>149263621
rags

1993 continues!

>>149263635
whatever queer

>>149263140 (OP)
Marchand won cups 14 years apart

McDavid could never be that effective.

>>149263606
congrats

>>149263619
>hyman

That 40 point scorer? Doubt it. Oilers have no depth, their "best" defenceman is a crossed retard whose a one trick pony, rest of the defence is a meme AND they have two AHL goalies

>>149263667
>is this where you get your nationalism? private businesses?
just like my canada

>>149263626
The rat is too likable now that he's no longer a Bruin.

>>149263651
Same, I'll never watch highlights from the Finals losses, but the hate has faded and been directed to anyone but the laffs and soilers.

>>149263678
>that username
saar

>>149263593
And you still can't win
AHAHAHAHHA

McNOCUPS

So how long until the Oilers sign Carter Hart. They have abusers in the system already one more surely couldn't hurt.

>>149263688
ummm thats nhl talent in a 32 team league, sweetie.

>>149263580
They also have additional room to add people on a discretionary basis. He did score a goal for them this year (in a shootout win over the Buffalo Sabres).

>>149263280
Honestly he had jump and could carry the play at times but only his biggest stans can tell me this was even a mediocre performance by him. When Bennet Marchand and Reinhart all play better than McDavid you're fucked.

Why is Gretzkys daughter on the ice? Who is she fuckin?

>>149263697
actually kino

>>149263701
Carter did nothing wrong.

I can’t stop crying, this feels so much worse than last year. But we have a fabulous group, and I’m confident our boys can come back next year with a fire in them. Picks hugging Stu and then just kneeling with him will forever be a testament to the friendship and camaraderie between this team.

kitties everywhere are purring in pleasure

>>149263404
If they can beat the other teams in the east, its possible. The west looks like shit.
>Edmonton is permanently mindfucked
>Colorado falling off is inevitable
>Dallas window is closing
>nuckies and king are habitual chokers
>Calgary is a middling team at best
>jets are old and hurt
>vegas is old with no prospects
>ducks, kraken, and sharks are all trainwrecks even if they have prospects/good young players

>>149263593
ha

>>149263593
>>149263618
>>149263652
Like clockwork, these two discord tranny neets spent their whole playoffs posting excuses KWAB

>>149263713
the whole team

McBitch got bullied so fucking hard this series.
Florida was the first team this season to figure out the riddle that is the Edmonton Oilers, "literally just put double coverage on McDavid so he can barely move and block a pass to Draisaitl"".

>>149263688
>their "best" defenceman is a crossed retard

Whoa buddy, you're gonna need to be more specific on which crossed retard there's more than one.

>>149263719
cute :3

>>149263654
this is /hoc/ hairline at the bottom

>>149263345
See you nerds in October.

>>149263713
The Gretzky's are a based family. They've got VIPs to Mar-a-lago

QUICK, WITHOUT SAYING AMERICA, WHICH COUNTRY WILL WIN A STANLEY CUP BEFORE CANADA DOES?

>>149263570
Canadian teams have a had a combined 205 chances to win the Stanley cup since 1993 and have not won since.

>>149263743
mexico

kitties kitties kitties kitties

>>149263719
*stretch*

>>149263697
K I N O
I
N
O

>>149263743
Texas

>>149263729
Look forward to the trial when she revokes consent

>>149263719
Based
MEOW MEOW

>>149263593
COPE
SEETHE
DILATE

>>149263743
Confederate States of America

>>149263719
Yep, it's OURS again.

>>149263743
Me thinks Guatemala will.

fuck I can't believe I have work tomorrow morning

work in half a bong :DDDD FUG

I can't believe Canada lost again

>>149263780
the sun hasnt even set for the night...

>>149263737
>That shitfit leafs threw when they saw his family was at the election day victory party

>>149263743
Japan

>>149263647
plenty of players have

>>149263285
Fuck redditors. Bunch of fucking KEKS

B U D
U
D

W O N
O
N

Well on the bright side non-Oiler Canadian fans, you still have the chance that your team can bring home the Cup instead of fake rooting for a team you probably hate so American posters are forced to stop the >1993 shitposting.

>>149263780
did you stay up all night?

>>149263743
Quebec after they secede when Canada becomes the 51st state.

>>149263657
I know this is a Reddit crosspost but count me among those who think this new Sharks generation will win a Cup someday.

>>149263802
Just get ready for this offseason and see how much winning Bud will do.

>>149263743
Buffalo

Do you think the keeper of the cup ever rubs his hairy nuts all over the cup before he has to give it out?

>>149263780
good luck wagiebro :DDD I have work in 9 bongs

>>149263285
>laffs/oilers

>>149263787
Cope, lifelong since Bure

>>149263713
because she's Gretzky's daughter>>149263764
lmao

>>149263589
Double based!

>>149263814
McUnfortunate

A lot of "congrats to the better team" in here; Fuck that, I'll go full-on bitter mode. One team was allowed to play their game and one team wasn't allowed to match. No clue how you're supposed to build confidence and momentum playing 5-on-9 every game of the series.

Sucks that this is what the league has decided it wants.

Anyway...

Need more functional physicality. Team looked good when they were hitting and imposing themselves. Hyman was a big loss. Podkolzin stays and probably should have played more. Kane took a half dozen (soft) penalties and then was invisible the rest of the series (wonder why). Frederic is... why did we go get him?

Welp, see you all next year.

Yeah, he's pissed!

>>149263657
Imagine being this thirsty for attention

>>149263814
Bust it is!

>>149263825
Cute Yin

Marchand has now won 50% of his cup finals
Now I will resume studying so I can pass 50% of my CFA exams

>>149263814
I'm gonna bust alright

>>149263787
how does this make you feel

where did all the finnish hurricanes fans go?

>>149263814
Of course McGooner chose bust

>>149263285
Be honest you think people in east coast gives a shit about Oilers?

>>149263593
>93
UHHHHHH XISTERS?!?

connor finna bust a nut

Reminding everyone that Corey Perry lost again. KWAB

>>149263814
McBUST

>>149263808
yes sir

>>149263285
Why are Canadians like this

>>149263855
Propably waking up for a workday too, it's 6:34 AM

>>149263853
lewd

Do the losers really get hats and shirts too?

Floridabros I'm starting to feel bad, ngl

Leafs literally live for this sport, it's all they have but haven't won shit in over 30 years meanwhile hockey isn't even a top 3 sport in our state but we can't stop winning

I'll tell you what as a token my sympathy I'm gonna go out and find a sexy canadian hockey fan and eat her out, really make her cream on my face

I won't even ask her for head though she'll probably insist upon it afterwards and once she's seen my throbbing magnum cock she's for sure gonna want me to hit from the back but still I won't ask for it

Anyway sorry leafs, better luck next time

>>149263851
Good luck man, give those exams a better fight than the Oilels did

>>149263872
they're communists, brown, chinese, or brown chinese communists

Elbows up bloody bastard american chuddies.

>>149263868
FIVE FUCKING LOSES I WOULD HAVE QUIT AFTER THE THIRD ONE.

Corey Perry status?

>>149263868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbWwQmLKysw
KATY PERRY
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

>>149263814
Bustin' makes me feel good

>>149263854
He's literally signing his death warrant if he does this.

>>149263868
he's now lost 5 straight finals

>>149263868
Cursed like the laffs.

>>149263743
Communist republic of califorina with da shorks.

A wonderful evening

Just took a huge Kanada in the toilet

Bakersfield sisters.....

>>149263814
KWAB

>>149263882
Thanks fren. This time I'm passing and finishing the program :)

>>149263868
KWAB

>>149263868
>and he doesn’t plan to retire
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why do people hate corey perry so much?

>>149263893
Suicide watch unironically

>>149263893
Most Valuable Bitch

For me it's strawberry cheesecake

>>149263917
Bro I love the Condors but I love watching the Oilers lose even more. Sorry Stu, Nurse, Bouche

>>149263930
He lost 5 out of the 6 last cups

>>149263879
Congratulations on the cup. Enjoy our snowbunnies!

As a Vancouver Cucks fan I for one am happy Florida won once again fuck you Oilers you stupid ass retards go name another street after wayne

>>149263930
he loses in finals a lot
he took bedard's virginity

>>149263942
>posts the Oreo one

Oilers were outplayed, and the effort was embarrassing, but no one will ever convince me that officiating didn't influence this series. The Oilers looked like a shell of a team after game 2, and that missed too many men call.

Would the Panthers have run the floor this series, having to PK more often and play off the back foot a bit more?

Look at tonight's game alone, high stick missed during a first period flurry. Craig Simpson caught it. Dunno if the Oilers would have scored on the PP if it was called, but it would have at least disrupted Florida's offense like all those high sticking calls did for us throughout the series. Now fix some of the other missed calls for Florida over the other games, and tell me this would have been the same series.

>>149263930
Because he's an absolute shithole of a player that spent the entirety of his prime being dirty af

>>149263854
kek bustin mathews still won't make it out of the 2nd round.

>>149263855
my rantanen trade :(

>>149263953
It's the only DQ edit I have on my computer

>>149263944
>lose every final you go to
>the one year you don't go to the final you lose a playoff series to the >laffs

>>149263942
those things have diabetes amounts of sugar

Dallas Star fan getting punched, but he's wearing an Edmonton jersey instead!

>>149263954
Say no to coal burners

>>149263963
we had them. we fucking had them!

I won the playoff pool bros. dominated in fact


thank you gary for the $300

>>149263967
I still like it

>>149263954
Whats the over/under on him fucker her and snapping it to Kane.

As a casual fan I thought I’d see more Canadian posters butthurt but looks like you guys hate Edmonton even too.

>>149263954
kwab

>>149263963
Laffs in hindsight were really strong

You guys must be just devastated. I’m sorry for your loss. I was cheering for you guys. You made Canada proud. Much love from a Canucks fan

I almost put real life money on McMeme to score tonight. Could you imagine?

>>149263963
>we got so close and came so far

>>149263984
All the fairweather Edmonmeme retards disappeared after the first period.

the 2024-2025 season has LITERALLY never been more over

>>149263731
>stop their two best players
>win
Crazy no one else has figured this out

Who was KWABoty this season?

OTTER IS GONNA BE A DAD!! Everyone is winning in life besides the Soilers

>sammy and marchand enjoying blizzards
>mcbust nearby drops his ice cream and cries
>they laugh and walk past him
I want to see some panthers DQ ads.

>>149263986
wholesomearino

>>149264011
mcmeme

at least we got the conn smythe?

>>149263984
i'm butthurt because i wanted the panthers to lose tonight so i could see my kitties lift the cup in person in game 7 :c

>>149263999
We won because of me. I have never won a money line bet after like, 30 bets over the last 2 years. I put 1 dollar down on the Soilers winning and we lost as predicted.

i made $160 betting on the panthers to win the cup. maybe ill use this money to buy some tickets to a game next season.

>>149263982
If not fucking, a meet and greet with a signed puck. Kane's "people" aren't known for taking slights against them well.

>>149264001
That one swede disappeared faster than you can say kwab, he got really pissy after he mentioned that he ran our of beer on a wednesday night

>>149263902
>straight
Retard

Fuckin beat by the most maga state in the country!

Seriously, we did not deserve to win. We looked like a JV team through most of this series. We NEED a better goalie, and we knew this after last year!

Mcdavid needed to step up and he didn’t.

So annoyed right now!!!

>>149263954
goodness

woah hey guys just woke up from a nap, what happened?

There is no hockey anymore. It is over.

>>149263995
That was the real final.
>>149263999
Glad you didn't.

>>149263947
We hate Cucknucks fans too. Fuck you losers

>>149264011
I want to say McDavid because of his HISTORY MAKING defeat but it has to go to Perry.

>>149263570
The McSorely Curse lives on. The Habs paid a terrible price for their victory in 1993.

>>149263986
cute :3

>>149264045
the ahl game is in the second period

Florida is the official state of hockey and it’s not even close.

>>149263720
>forgetting about the Wild

Gary is going run this back again isn't he. The whole Canada america thing is hot right now. Plus both teams are owned by jews.

>>149264013
>Lil otters

Go Islanders btw

>>149263947
Ya but Pettersshit is still a problem.

>>149264055
>OMG HIS STICK IS BENT SLIGHTLY WAAAAAAAA

He's not actually going to extend with the lels next year, right?

>>149264060
Where are you watching?

Ron McLean ruins every single segment without fail

>>149264069
The interns need a more exciting script for next season

>>149264011
Media annointed mcdoofus and soilers the title despite doing fuck all.

>>149264013
Kek

Why don't the best Canadian players all just agree to take pay cuts and join one of the Canadian NHL teams so their country can finally win a ring? Is there no Canadian pride? No nationalism at all?

only one champion in this video

>>149264067
does it really need to be mentioned that they lose in the first round like always

>we must be a dynasty
the word loses more meaning every year

>>149264081
I bet he takes league minimum to do 1 year with the Panthers.

>>149264058
KWAB

>>149263140 (OP)
OILERS
COILERS
FLUSH DOWN THE TOILERS

>>149263300
Queen Takagi!

Gonna grab a Blizzard to celebrate the >soilers getting fucked when my cold goes away

>>149264093
They're too busy getting humiliated by Denmark

>albortia now with 4 straight losses in the cup final
kwab

>>149264097
FUCK MCNIGGER FOR BEING MEAN TO PULJ
HOCKEY GODS DON'T FORGIVE OR FORGET

>>149263140 (OP)
Cucknada will never win a Stanley Cup again

>maurice shouts out the "fine people" of winnipeg
TOPKEK

And we won internationally too, don't forget.

>>149264093
They get Russia banned from everything and focus on olympics.

Imagine crying ref kek

>>149264150
we didn't ban russia from shit casual

>>149264119
At least Danmark has SNOW! The last decade+ have had Texas, Florida, AND VEGAS Nevada! Literal desert. Owo

Florida has won 5 cups before Minnesota has even appeared in one. “State of hockey” LMAO

Florida and Long Island and Saskatchewan should secede and make their own country

>>149264145
Great stretch of hockey for our boys.

>2024 lose 4-3
>2025 lose 4-2
congratulations gaykid, really

Did McDrai play at all? I didn't see them at any point.

Whose idea was it to not only put an NHL team in an overgrown suburb like Ft. Lauderdale but also give them one of the greatest teams of this generation?

>>149263954
kane is unironically in the cuck chair
KWABOTD

just got home from hanging out with the boys lads i just have something to say:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>samir

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KWAB

1993 :^)

>>149264185
they both got 4 points in the +/-

>>149264195
Based Copey, see you in August

>>149264195
Hi Gary!

>>149263984
Other Canadians wanting "the cup to come back to Canada" are cringe and dumb.

I live in Edm and it's fucking funny seeing the salty fans.

>no riot
Fucking cowards don't actually care about hockey.

what does mitchell think of this outcome

>>149264205
:)

don't leave bro offseason shitposting rules

Not bad from a guy making 3M AAV compared to the combined 26M AAV of drai and mcmeme

>>149264192
MIAMI IS A REAL CITY!!! Trailer Parks and illegal drug deals is where it is at!!1

I’ll say it. Oilers fans brought it upon themselves with biblical levels of hubris.

>>149264194
I look forward to Kane chimping out live on Tiktok and heeming people on the flight home (via Spirit Airlines).

>Perfetti round 1 game 7 last second tying goal not in the sportsnet montage

Garbage. You wanna cap off round 1 thats the way to do it.

>>149263984
why do retards take marketing slogans so seriously?

>>149264192
bill zito

>all brownpipo outside the barn
ehhhhhhhhh

>>149264215
Cops shoot tards down here.

>>149264235
Shittington is going to be your Olympic starter, can't humiliate him that much.

>>149264235
He did that? Cool, gotta check that on youtube

>>149264245
>A
Just brutal. He can't be a captain on a winning team.

mcdavid being interviewed on SN rn

>>149264192
Around 09-10 the sentiment around Florida was that players saw going there as temporary 2-3 year thing for the benefits of going to the beach and nightlife. Not something they took seriously. Crazy that just 10 years later it's dead serious place to go if you want to win

>>149264245
what's what 3 for on his arm

>>149264227
>pre game news
>muh super canada national team
>I see the God in McDorkus
Embarassing and total denial.

What Radio station should I be listening to from Edmonton?

kwab

>>149264273
oh so suddenly sunrise is part of miami?

This series would have gone differently if Johnny was still alive

>>149264022
Based anon. The tears of Oilers fans blending into the ice would have made it more memorable.

>>149264093
The league would go crying about tax shit somewhere. Garry-senpai wouldn't want it.

>>149264102
I still think Chicago is the closest we've had since Oil's 4 in 5.

my dad hates mcdavid more than he should. sure division rivals are all gay, but he hates him specifically a lot

>>149263334
This

>>149264283
Elite

>>149264097
Was this Pulju's master plan? Keep kicking the can down the road and benchwarm his way to a ring?

>>149264283
Complete team. Simple as.

>Gretzky had the Oilers sweeping
Holy KWAB

>>149264245
no pls no

>>149264274
they pasted his face on an image of a real leader

Kek draisaitl got real close to losing his shit there

>>149264283
Booty Blasted

>tfw I won't be shit posting with /hoc/ bros for a few months :(

Gonna miss you frens. Oilers big gay.

How do the Oilers get a real goalie this offseason?

>>149264257
https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1919205091334107448?t=k3udYS95rdY1svf1Msua8w&s=19

Had to watch it when the finals started just to feel something so i had the link saved. I've never felt Winnipeg pop off harder than this it was awesome

>>149264245
lol

I could see Draisaitl AND McDavid leaving that team.

>>149264324
wait until farter shart is acquitted.

>>149264318
Offseason /hoc/ is still great

>Gretz predicted oil in 4
Based loyal retard

>Odds to win the 2026 Stanley Cup are already up at sportsbooks, and there is disagreement in the betting market regarding which team should be the favorite heading into the offseason.

>Depending on what sportsbook you look at, the two-time defending champion Florida Panthers, Edmonton Oilers, Carolina Hurricanes or Colorado Avalanche are next season's Stanley Cup favorites.

>>149264283
Wow the oilers suck Jen

>>149264315
It is not fair to interview McDavid and Draisitl. It would be objectively correct to blame goaltending and depth but they have to pretend they just didn’t try hard enough.

>>149264284
If you're willing to take the long and arduous 20 minute drive southeast, you too could probably survive the journey from sunrise to miami

>>149264336
theres really only like 4 posters here who have the autism required to force a new meme.

>>149264334
I feel like either both go or neither goes
mcbust is nothing without his bf

>>149264283
Anons here said it best: over-reliance on forcing OTs was the warning sign they weren't going win the finals.

>>149264350
They finally realized Dallas and Winnipeg are full of frauds.

Recycle
>>149261190
>>149261190
>>149261190

>DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
>DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
>DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
>DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
>DAY OF THE RAKE
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>DAY OF THE RAKE
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>DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE

>>149263545
he is in the finals for ahl cup, charlotte checkers

>>149264334
It's Connor who is leaving.

>>149264336
I've been in off season hoc before, I wouldn't call it great anon.

-OFFICIAL THREAD/SERIES/VICTORY THEME-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c
We did it, boys. The cats are officially the TWO TIME STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS. God bless cats. God bless America. God bless the free state of Florida. Lets win it again next year... hopefully by beating an actual team in the finals, and not some poverty ass franchise from the city of "nobody cares" in the province of "who gives a shit?"

>>149264397
You're right. I forgot Leon re-signed already.

>>149264212
based

>>149264224
>Trailer Parks and illegal drug deals
Yep that's northern Alberta for ya

>>149264350
Mark my words; Canada will win the cup next year because Gary Bettman is a jew and it will have been 33 years since the last time a Canadian city won the cup.

>>149264417
>great stuff guys
>so nice of you to bring our trophy back home again
>32 years?
>wow that's a long time!

we'll all be dead before that visit

>>149263954
oh no no no

>>149263984
retard

>>149263210
>the 1000 hotdog stare

>>149263522
>Rent-a-Finn™

edmonton? more like eat my dung lmao