Thread 149269296

the actual winner of the playoff mvp edition
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The Flordia Panthers have won the Stanley Cup for the second year in a row.
/hoc/ rules:
-no sexism
-no racism
-no fagism
-no kwabism
-no blowjobs
and finally:
-no coping seething or malding
AND NO PENIS POSTING!!!

Also proper grammar and spelling at all times

marchand is french

>>149269328
It's the only way one can advertise their civility

dubas will sign marner to be a crosby fluffer

Kys faggot

so, what the he\_\_ do we do now?

gary im bored

get off the ice, finn

let him hoist

>>149269369
lucky duck
checked btw

Mcdavid will end his career with no cup, and it will be a hot debate if he should be allowed to join the hof. (he wont get in)

>>149269518
Around finns...

>fantastic in the regular season
>MIA in the games that matter
Tell me again what’s the difference between McDavid and Matthews?

kill me

How's the sitch here. Have we calmed down?

>>149270332
FUCK OFF, PEKKA

>>149270332
My head hurts

>>149270708
BASED LOU AND THE RAT FINALLY ON THE SAME TEAM

>>149270708
they ended up winning a cup together :)

04/17/22

and /hoc/'s biggest kwabooty of the year award goes to:
trb, for writing trb is gay and bud1 on his wall and seeking medical attention due to online posts

>oilers had a chance at getting Zito 6 years ago but signed Holland instead
holy KEK

30 goal rempe

>an entire obsession of Samir obsessing with TBG
Pass. Once FA ends I'm out until next season starts.

>>149269643
Almost like the point of a captain is to notice this and adjust as the game goes on.
Weakminded little bitch boy.

>>149272586
trb how much did your hospital visit cost?

>>149272571
Another case of ownership wanting a "proven" general manager over someone new.

>>149272586
You said this about the SCF

>>149272598
I think the VA is free to help those with limited mobility and limited income

/hoc/ summer project. Make another one of these for 2025.

>>149272586
>an entire obsession of Samir obsessing with TBG
saaaaar

>>149272612
Elite

https://youtu.be/b3cGoR6RdJU?si=Z8mAx5BVk28Jd3l6
Another case of Pierre being a retard at the draft

>>149272625
true Seth is a Biblical name

>>149272612
Historic moment

>>149272611
/hoc/ isn't soulful enough to do this anymore

Was there some sort of internal strife between Gary and Mr Katz? Why wouldn't he give the cup to a fellow member of the tribe?

>>149272612
You can't spell seeth without SETH

>>149272643
/hoc/ is a shell of its former self. We need another lockout or something

>>149272612
>Someone named Silas made it on the cup before a Seth
Surprising

>Oilers and Trent Frederic discussing 8 year extension
>allegedly exist on the ice
>get 8 year deal

>>149272611
This would imply that anything has changed which it hasnt

>>149272681
Yes but the state taxes

>>149270312
wordle in 4

Bake me some chocolate chip cookies /hoc/

Now that the seasons over we can get back to our regularly scheduled programming, discussing the Maple Leafs

>>149272681
Kek

Yeah it’s over for the Oilers. That was their window. Running back this team a year older next year confirms they themselves have given up.

>>149272669
its cause fags like you came along

>>149272681
Lou moment

>Canada
>Beating America at the Four Nations Face-Off Tournament, just lost to Denmark at the 2025 IIHF World Championship.
>No Stanley Cups since 1993
>USA
>Won the IIHF World Championship trophy for the first time since 1933 by beating Switzerland in overtime.

>>149269518
>Russian
>>149272657
He wasn't supportive of Israel as the Panthers part-owner was.

>>149272701
I can’t wait for the unloveable summer crew to take over TSN Overdrive for the next couple months and discuss the hell out of the laffs.

>>149272723
you forgot
>USA decimated so badly at 4nations that americans cant even bring uo the fact they lost

Most overrated general manager in all of sports history, and all of it came from getting Scott Stevens and Martin Brodeur.

>>149272701
>>149272738
you WILL enjoy the where's mitchie going talk

>>149272746
It's Vegas. Vegas or Carolina. and Marner will suck on the Hurricanes because he's a playmaker.

>>149272739
When US wins at the Olympics you clinging to the all star tournament trophy is gonna be funny as fugg

>>149272758
when usa loses again best on best youll be spamming le 1993 like the retard you are

>>149272757
Just what Vegas needs a twink who disappears in the playoffs

>>149272757
I really hope he goes for Ottawa. They have space and the seethe would be unimaginable. He even gets to stay close to home!

>>149272769
You’re not winning with McBust on your team. The choking will be contagious

>>149272681
>You VILL vatch Trent Frederic struggle in ze playoffs and you VILL be happy!

>>149272742
david poile made the hall of fame for some reason

>>149272712
What I got better at the end of the season

Look at Barkov’s hand! What was McDavid’s excuse?

>>149272790
Because he was around for so long. Poile at least had his moments, but he never built a great team in Nashville. Lamoriello rode the coattails of Brodeur for so long that he's in a front office now

>>149272612
Volumes

What stage are we on bros?

Wayne Gretzky is widely considered the greatest hockey player of all time.
Bobby Orr is widely considered the great defenseman in NHL history and one of the four greatest players of all time.
Gordie Howe is widely considered one of the four greatest hockey players of all time and the greatest player in the NHL's pre-Expansion Era history.
Mario Lemiuex is widely considered one of the four greatest players of all time and the most recent of the four to have played in the NHL.

Carson Soucy, Urho Vaakanainen, Arthur Kaliyev, Juuso Parssinen

the more I hear about the Florida teams celebration antics the more I like them. No way the Oilers would be having just as much fun with if they won. McDavid looks like the type to bring his wife to everything

>>149272853
Cheering for another team from your country is pure cuckery. I don't cheer for other Swedish teams in the Champions Hockey League. I want them to be embarrassed.

>>149272853
The stage where you suck american cock.

>>149272893
Oh boo hoo nigga

>>149272882
>Connor McDavid is widely considered a hockey player

>>149272739
>Win 1 out of 2 games on a lucky goal in OT
>decimated

Yeah I don't think you know what that word means

9 days until the draft

>>149272897
You would be the expert on cucks, sven

>>149272944
Yeah, if you spend enough time in /hoc/ and see Americans posting you'd also become an expert on cucks.

>>149272882
>Bobby Orr
Nick Lidström was better. 4 cups, including a b2b. seven norris (orr had eight), no hart but 1 conn smythe.

>>149270028
Marcel Dionne is in the Hall.

>>149272925
we all saw those games. a couple of goals go the other way and it wouldve been 4-0 oilers

The next Crosby they said.

>>149272925
>sunbelt wins cups
>this is due to gary being omnipresent and omnipotent
>canada wins an allstar weekend cup invented by gary
really makes u think

Wtf how did they take this picture

>>149272893
Calvin de Haan

>>149272990
More importantly how are there 2 stanley cups in that picture

Dimebag Darrell would be proud, Panthers doing the same shit Dallas and Pantera did

>>149272812
>It was at this moment when Connor McDavid realized he had made a terrible mistake.

>>149273003
Ekblad dented it with Vito’s forehead

>>149273003
Based

>>149272965
Nick Lidström never had 100 points Bobby did it 6 times. Twice he led the whole league in scoring as a defenceman

Place your 2026 bets

>>149272775
Ottawa fans celebrating signing the guy they called a pussy and a bum for a decade would be pretty funny but not in the way you think

>>149273066
No thanks

>>149273047
He will always be a legend for dominating his era and changing the game but Lidström was just better. Keep in mind Lidström played in the toughest of all eras. If I had to pick a dream team I know who I'm going with

>>149272970
Rod, you should have shook hands

>>149273094
why not both :)))

>>149272998
There are 3 Stan lees

>>149273066
>Dallas 4th best odds
>they don’t even have a coach
What does this say about coaches?

>>149273096
kypgod knew

Feeling stuck in a cage, ten years in I'm not fine
But I still get the blame--les generational.
My stats are perfectly pad; how did it end up this bad?
My stats are perfectly pad, my stats are perfectly pad...
Now we're outta the ploffs, and they call me McMeme
And Drai's throwing a fit, while Jack's on a new team
Now my winger is black, and the other's a jew
And we're over the cap, Gary's clutching his...

Coins. Now, he knows that his
Goym. Vow, to not LET ME GO
And I know it's true, it's written on...
SHANON'S WHITE BOARD!

Edmonton, worse than MacMeme's regimen,
BTFOed by refpuck, dabbed on by an HFcuck
But it's just the price I pay, outplayed by a Russo-Finn
Bet they wouldn't dare to boo, this hard at Buljuuuuuu

THE EDMONTON COILERS ARE FUCKING SHIT CONGRATS SHITTY FLORIDA HOCKEY TEAM NO ONE CARS ABOUT

fuck the NHL is actually gayer than the WNBA these days

what the mood in canada like right now? are they all being really nice to each other like we were immediately post 9/11?

>>149273096
THE GREEK KNOWS PUCK

>>149273094
>retard swede gibberish

dude Orr is the best player ever please log off and kill yourself

>>149272799
me after heebing a swede bitch

>>149273199
404: argument not found

oilers cup was won against my kangs lmao

sweden canada tensions on the rise

>>149272882
only fags who have never played the game think wayne is the best, if you have played hockey you immediately recognize that Orr is the best.

Lemiuex is better than Wayne btw.

>>149273175
I'm happy with the outcome. >soilers fans would have been even more insufferable than usual if they were the ones to end the Canadian Cup drought.

>>149272611
Okay. We need to update /hoc/ island as well

>some dufus who wasnt the best player on his team is better than Orr

Putin needs to conquer that 'country' and revoke it's internet privileges so we dont have swedes shitting up the board anymore.

>>149273260
oh they are bubblin yes sir yes sir

my bracket won :)

>>149273301
My bracket was total shit :(

>>149272779
canada crushes every time we send our best mr cope
try winning anything as a nation best on best before you shit talk

>>149272925
loser cope

>>149273337
At least you weren’t the guy that got a literal 0%

business idea:
war between canada and sweden

this thread was supposed to be about EM

Yeah I'm sure Bobby Orr could play like he did against players who don't smoke and drink whiskey in the penalty box. Fuck outta here

>Lemoix

You can't even spell the man name with your goofy Ontario ass.

>>149273376
swedish navy spotted in nova scotia waters. its an inflatable boat and the guy in it has a bb gun.

i dont know why you are trying to pretend like lidstrom is anything special when the red wings didnt even become a powerhouse until they acquired hall of fame dman larry murphy.

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>>149269296 (OP)

>>149273341
Who won world juniors for the past two years because it wasn’t Canada? Actually didn’t you just get btfo’d by Denmark as well? Denmark is coastal.

didnt lidstrom have to have 1 testicle removed because he took a clapper to his nuts or something like that

>>149273440
>muh boys
>muh non best on best
keep coping

The 90's was the toughest era in NHL history
>Okay
The 90's was the hardest time to win any trophy
>Uh huh
So therefore, the defenceman who was a step above everybody else throughout the 1990's and into the 2000's, won 4 Stanley Cups, 7 Norris, 1 Conn Smythe, 12x all-star, etc etc is the best defenceman of all time
>NOOO REEEE HE'S NOT CANADIAN!!!!!!!!!

>>149273096
Cock riding hacks, not surprised.

>>149273475
Retard

>>149273475
who are you quoting?

>>149273475
>The 90's was the toughest era in NHL history
impossible to be true
all you had to do was spend to win
its how the >rags ended their drought

>>149273376
Canada doesn't have a chance in a war. If they lose they win, or something.

>>149272612
sethbros!

i will be watching a.) baseball, b.) gold cup, or c.) nhl game from the 90s on youtube

>>149273551
for me, its golf and indycar

Crazy that we’re only 32 years into the century of leaf humiliation

>>149273585
what golf?

>>149272611
Are kippers and sean still around?

>>149273591
retard

>>149273601
still one major left. golf was better when the PGA championship was in august.

>>149273376
sweden is one of the largest arms dealers in the world.

>>149272643
>circlejerking tripfags
gross

>>149273585
>golf
Fag

>>149273368
That’s honestly pretty impressive

>>149273096
>mike futanari
kek

>>149273715
I got a 0% on the first round but after that I did great!

>>149273734
dumb weeb

>>149273692
wtf i was actually on your side during your little meltdown earlier but now im not!

>>149273734
He chose the Oilers because he and McDavid are kindred spirits.

>>149273382
it is, can't you see how swede bro asked to be fucked and no multiple canadians are fucking him?

>>149273751
Golf is shit.

There have been approximately 243 playoff appearances by Canadian teams since 1993. That’s 243 combined chances to win the Stanley Cup and they still couldn’t do it.

>evander Kane wasn’t in the hand shake line
KWAB

>>149273861
thank you gary

Canadian teams have a had a combined 205 chances to win the Stanley cup since 1993 and have not won since.

>>149273888
How many more chances should Gary have created for you? How many extra chances did Canada need to be competitive? 243 is not a small number.

>>149273921
how man chances have americans had over that period?
we need at least that many

Canadian teams are unable to win the cup because Ontario exists

Prove me wrong you cant

>>149273829
elin nordegren ruined golf

>>149273941
No you don’t. You have roughly the same population as California you’re grossly overrepresented of anything.

>>149272612
Mackenzie sisters when will it be our turn....

>>149274007
if*

>>149274007
why did you ask me how many chances we need if you didnt want to know the answer
this is why you cant type and need to go back and reply to yourself like a fucking retard

>>149274046
kek

>>149274046
>no penis posting

>>149274046
If any of the Canadian teams were actually good they wouldn’t require special treatment and extra chances.

>>149274046
>how man

>>149274103
problem?

>>149274089
>amerigoy math

>>149273970
She's also a retarded fucking whore.

>>149274089
too bad american teams are so shit that they do need special treatment and more chances than canada gets

what did pet skis wife ever star in after he moved to la and never won a cup again?

>>149274113
>>149274139
Not our fault we’re a big beautiful and relevant country and you’re like a poor man’s version of Alaska that everyone forgets about.

>Panthers have reportedly 'cracked' the Stanley Cup on the Montreal section
brooooooooo

>>149274174
i wish you would forget about us instead of posting about us constantly

>>149274174
yet you post about us until 5am and then wake up 6 hours later and repeat the process again.

>>149274181
Gary has been clipping the inside of the cup for decades

>>149274181
zero respect for that group of animals

>>149274184
>>149274197
It’s not my fault you’re in an NHL discussion thread I don’t think either of you really belong here desu

everybody's being so mean right now :(

>>149274245
yep, canada is extremely relevant despite your earlier statement

>>149274286
>yep, canada is extremely relevant
As a punchline

quebec must be such an embarrassment lol on top of sucking abbo cock you all have to learn to speak a dead language in school just because a bunch of lumbersexuals and trappers refused to learn english

imagine if like 5 US states made german their official language

lmao canada continues to be a source of humor for the entire planet

>>149274305
you are literally unable to stop thinking about us
its flattering, but im not really interested in a relationship

>>149274340
I’m unable to stop thinking about what drives a person to insist a sport they’ve sucked at for 32 years is “theirs”

Inferiority complex? Mental illness? Parental neglect?

break it up you two

>>149274366
Canada doesn't compete for the Stanley Cup

>>149274366
you're pretty dumb that you couldnt arrive at the conclusion that canadians winning cups for americans franchises isnt an american win
that does explain why you are so obsessed with us though

>>149274318
To EDM
>ZibanJihad
>a 2026 2nd
To NYR
>McDavid
>a 2025 1st

Literally WHO says no?

But how many wins does America have in international hockey?

>>149274419
They definitely didn’t last night lol
>>149274420
Someone post the meme

>>149274450
the meme that is perpetuated by some retard who is a fan of a cupless franchise?
yeah you beg him to save you

I think leafs have already forgotten that they’re going to have Binnington in net for the Olympics

>>149274450
Stanley Cup is awarded to professional teams not national teams. not one single country in the world competes for the Stanley Cup

>>149274475
he was good enough to stop the americans at 4nations

>>149274469
>knows exactly the meme being referenced
LMAO

I think it's just 2 AI bots
No other way they can have the same argument for eternity

>>149274495
why wouldnt i, you are using the same dumb argument it uses

>>149274490
4nations isn’t the Olympics

>>149274518
both are going to be best on best so the difference is negligible

>>149274510
Then you by your own logic concede that there is no greater conspiracy by the league to keep the cup out of Canada. You admit that your teams are just really really shit.

>>149274518
4 Nations was best on best and it seems the best won

>>149274532
>Then you by your own logic concede that there is no greater conspiracy by the league to keep the cup out of Canada.
not sure how you came to this conclusion
gary is the reason we havent won since 1993
>You admit that your teams are just really really shit.
i have no affiliation with the nhl, retard

>>149274529
Who was Denmark’s best that managed to beat Crosby and Mac and Binnington again?

>>149274554
>copes with a non-best on best tournament in a best on best discussion
every time

>>149274532
>there is no greater conspiracy by the league to keep the cup out of Canada
It's not a conspiracy that expansion will never happen in Canada ever again. 32 teams, 7 of them Canadian. It's math, 4 more teams planted in some arid brown shithole in the coming years and the math gets even worse.

>>149274546
>gary is the reason we havent won since 1993
So you admit that you’re coping and have a very low iq then?
>i have no affiliation with the nhl
New Soilers cope just dropped

>>149274579
you're losing kid

>>149274572
>brown shithole
Sounds like Toronto and Edmonton to me

>>149274579
there is proof that gary manipulates the league
you can choose to ignore it all you want, but you're a retard for doing so

>>149274602
>>149274608
If the nations don’t matter as it pertains to the cup then all evidence points to Canada just being shit teams ran by retards

>>149274626
we won fine before gary got his hooks in

>>149274607
You have 25 million more spics than we have people, get some sense there Sanchez

>>149274642
Maybe you didn’t suck as bad back then. That ever occur to you?

>>149274316
how are 12 year olds even allowed to post here, read the rules

I love that American teams win. I am tited of the whole "Canada....its OUR game". Oh fucking get over it...Its not our game, its EVERYBODIES game.

You dont see the god damned English acting like that over Rugby, or the Americans acting like that over Baseball. Its fucking cringe AF and thats coming from a guy thats played hockey his entire life and played HOURS AND HOURS outside on frozen baseball diamonds, rinks and Lake Ontario in the winter time.

I think hockey is the best snd most exciting team sport to watch. I want American places like Florida and Texad to have multiple rinks in every city and they have hundreds if not thousands of kids excited and pumped to play and go on road trips with their moms and dads to different cities for tournaments. Its already like that in Nee England, NY, NJ, Michigan, Illinois, North Dakota, Minnesota...but we want that down south...we also have to make the game available and playable for the poor kids living in ghettos and poor areas that would never play.

Im glad an American team. I want to appologize to Europeans and Americans for some of my countrymen. I understand how cringe they can be. Indoctrinated.

>>149273165
>tranime
kek
cucknada confirmed for AGP

>>149274670
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149273420
>laffs

>>149274662
>it's just a (((coincidence))) goy

>>149274660
Whoever smelt it dealt it sarr

>>149274662
impossible when gary is actively sabotaging our opportunities

>>149274670
Eat some Boston Pizza and get your Canadian pride back.

>>149274701
ohhhh I'm smelling something

>>149274696
I don’t think it’s a coincidence. Canada has gotten visibly gayer and twinkier since the 90s. It adds up.

>>149274694
I dont mean that kind of everyone. Disgusting.

>>149274721
>twinkier
get a load of this fag

>>149274704
Edmonton had one more PP opportunity than the Panthers they just (get ready for it) SUCK
>>149274718
Is it your anal prolapse? Might wanna check.

Barkov shutdown Mcdavid with this hand

>>149274718
>American
??

>>149274750
>Is it your anal prolapse?
Is that what we're calling your country now?

>>149274708
No.

International hockey is an entirely different thing. Different icepad. The worst referring ever. No fighting. Yeah...no.

NHL is the best version of hockey there is.

I kind of wish the NHL would be more like soccer and do the Promotion system with the AHL. Two top teams in AHL move into next seasons NHL league and two worst NHL teams move into AHL league and go on and on.

>>149274718
>all that glorious flaxen-haired GERMANIC
VGH
GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>149273888
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>>149274750
>Edmonton had one more PP opportunity than the Panthers they just (get ready for it) SUCK
what?
are you unable to read a spreadsheet
florida was ranked 1 in pp opps
retard

>>149274737
>>149274776
All that butthurt and for what? The cup is still in America. What are you gonna do about it? Not shit. You’ll tune in all next year and the year after and the year after. For what? Why do you do it to yourselves?

>>149274821
im going to kill gary bettman

>>149274812
>Well uh, Florida got more powerplays in the first round than Edmonton which has an effect on the final somehow
Cope you fucking double loser

>>149274821
Every single year the cup comes to Canada by Canadians who win it

>>149274812
In the series where they faced the “best” Canadian team the Canadian team got one more PP opportunity than the panthers and still bombed it. What’s the excuse?

>>149274821
Nice bait Jamal. Dont you have to go to Chic-Fil-A for a 3 piece before you go hang out front of a 711 for 5 hours?

lots of sperging about the cup by a non fan the cup winning team, seems really weird. Cuck behaviour.

>>149274834
>it doesnt matter that florida got 16 more pp opps
and there it is

Fact:
Finns are the most powerful /hoc/ posters.

>>149274843
There it is!!! He said the line lmaooooo
>>149274850
>bait
How so? You will do nothing but seethe and tune in. We both know that’s true.

THE CELEBRATION CONTINUES

>>149274847
>the Canadian team got one more PP opportunity than the panthers
source?

>>149274860
What was the spread in PPs this series?

>>149274832
Go for it.

>>149274718
I’m surprised there isn’t more Italian territory

>>149274870
But that's what happens lol, it happened last year with some of these same guys on the Panthers.

>corey Perry signs with the panthers in the off season
>they make it to the finals again but lose the threepeat

>>149274885
they were equal

>>149274925
So the series was officiated evenly and the Coilers got curbstomped.

>>149274919
Would 4 finals appearances in a row, but only winning 2 make the Panthers a dynasty?

Why doesn't the regular season start tonight?

>>149274948
oh so suddenly winning in overtime counts as a curbstomping lol

>>149274948
Correct

>>149274948
not really, florida got off ez getting there when all their extra pps

>>149274953
In this era, yes.

>>149274969
Oilers PP and PK was dung on ice.

>>149274963
>can’t win in regulation
>can’t win 2 in a row
>can’t take advantage of home ice
>can’t force a game 7

>>149274953
depends entirely on the results of the 5th season

>>149274963
>counts as a curbstomping
Yes

>>149274989
but enough about team usa at the four naysh

>>149274969
>florida got off ez getting there
They played more games than Edmonmeme.

>>149275003
im glad you agree team canada curbstomped you at the four naysh.

>>149275019
>played more games
source?

>>149274963
Edmongolia never had anything above a one goal lead.
They got their shit rocked from start to finish, they barely held on in their victories and got smeared in their defeats aside from 1.

>>149274963
are you stupid? the coil didnt even look like the belonged on the ice with florida. Your team is shit, McDavid is a bitch, you need to own that.

The beauty is, soilers are going to be complete shit next season. The shitposting will be fierce.

Leaf status: buckbroken

>>149275067
i was told that last season and then they made the scf again

>>149275030
23 Florida playoff games to 22 Edmonton playoff games.
Source: I'm not fucking stupid and took three seconds looking

>>149275027
>canada curbstomped
Yes, every year since 1993.

>>149275081
Don’t listen to them Samir I’m sure Skinner will lock in next time

>>149275088
so its not games after all
why would someone lie about that

>>149275081
Thank you, Gary.

Hockey works in the sunshine

>>149275105
im not samir retard
im white and ill prove it to you if necessary

>>149274608
Gary is legitimately too inept to manipulate the league. Canada doesn't win anymore because it's simply a less attractive place for players to live. There's nothing the league can do about that.

>>149275131
You don’t need to prove anything to anyone Samir I’m sure next year will be the oilers year

>>149275145
>Gary is legitimately too inept to manipulate the league.
this is just cope while you ignore the proof

>>149275109
>ACKSHULLY
Back2Back losers

>>149275148
youre a retard, i dont give a fuck what you think

>>149275145
Well that’s the crux of the issue. Canadians are too smug to admit that their government is a joke and taxation is theft.

>>149275186
americans pay income tax all the same retard

>>149274784
Promotion and relegation is already pointless and basically ornamental in soccer, and that sport was actually built with it in mind. I will never understand people trying to force it into North American sports that were not built to support it.

>>149275178
That’s nice, Samir

>>149275162
no answer for why you lied? or did realizing youre a retard become too much

>>149274953
No

Good hockey players don't want bagged milk

>>149275203
lol. Let’s use Ontario and Texas as examples. Ontario residents pay 20–54% combined, while Texans pay 0% state/provincial, so thats state-level difference of up to 54%

Ya fool

>>149275207
retard

Is dylan still here seething? You lost

>>149275247
>Ontario residents pay 20–54% combined, while Texans pay 0% state/provincial, so thats state-level difference of up to 54%
source?
also thanks for admitting that americans pay taxes, its clear you're retarded

>>149275247
Texans drink poop water though

>>149275279
and dont have reliable electricity

>>149275250
Bout to diagnose myself with some POTS as well.

>>149275268
Look it up. Why would anyone want to live somewhere where they’d be taxed up to 54% percent higher than somewhere else? It’s weird you’d expect strangers to make that sacrifice for the benefit of your shit team.

>>149275272
Who decided that women get to vote?

>>149275297
the burden of proof is on the one who made the claim
its weird that you expect me to do this for you

>>149275230
>He types, wiping the tears off his face using his cheeto stained McBitch jersey

>>149269296 (OP)
*clink clink clink*
AHEM
Gentlemen, I have an important announcement to make. Please gather around.

>>149275317
You have my attention and anticipation.

>>149275310
>seething implications instead of a genuine response
we are done here

>>149275317
I'm not listening

>>149275317
I can't wait!

>>149275272
It should have been Brad

>>149275300
Jews

>>149275148
>Samir mentioned. I'm in.

>>149275317
Yes?

>>149275272
Why is the cuck allowed to vote?

>>149275309
Since you’re choosing to play dumb even though you yourself clearly have internet access..fine. They choose to play in America because they think you’re a big fag and don’t want to risk you wearing their jersey. Yeah. Afraid so.

>>149275247
the state of texas has not won a cup since the salary cap was introduced

>>149275317
>>149275328
>>149275340
>>149275343
>>149275376
ahem
CANADIANS ARE PATHETIC FAGGOTS MCDAVID IS NEVER GOING TO HOIST THE CUP

ALSO FUCK NIGGERS FUCK JEWS DEATH TO ISRAEL FUCK JANNIES FUCK GARY

Thank you gentlemen, enjoy the rest of your night. Refreshments are available at the bar.

>>149275401
>Since you’re choosing to play dumb even though you yourself clearly have internet access..fine.
nou
it is not my burden and now you have proven that you argue in bad faith

The real mvp.

Serious question: with no games going on, is /hoc/ going to be 20% low effort shitposting, 25% >trb, 25% >bud1, 25% "what did Gary mean by this," and ~66% uninformed shitflinging about upcoming trade rumors?

>>149275445
the cup is in rough shape and it hasnt even been a 24 hours since it was award

>>149275426
I chose Texas because they have the lowest tax rates overall but Florida is a comparable example. So plug Florida in for Texas and proceed to seethe.

>>149275434
Holy based

>>149275465
texas proves that not paying taxes doesnt matter to winning
continue to cope with that reality as you will

>>149275434
Based

>>149275462
As it should be

>>149275499
yeah, i wouldnt expect your flag to understand respect

Edmonton is finished, this was their last shot, potentially their last with McDavid.
They need to build the team from the ground up, it's just a hodgepodge of shit players and McDrai.

>>149275485
Texas and Florida and various other places in the sunbelt prove more attractive than some podunk Canadian shithole that stinks like curry where your income is taxed 50+% higher.

>>149275400
>Oy vey da diversity is missing!

This guy would lose the league money if he were allowed to have his way.

>>149275434

You get the Cock Smythe, finnbro.

>>149275512
>1993

Oh shit we're on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL1tVSQkG04

>>149275520
no one is moving to texas to win
that is for sure

>>149275434
Based Finn, you forgot mexicans though, they're a complete plague and I hope you never meet one there..

>>149275520
>the predators and stars being absolute garbage prove no income taxes make good teams
good one jorge

>>149275512
It's ours. We can do what we want with it. So can you, if you ever win it.

>>149275579
you didnt do anything but shitpost here like a chud

>>149275579
say that to marchand and see what he thinks bud

lets be real, jon gaudreau deserved to die because his wife made him leave calgary

someone tweet that to that cunt

>>149275550
>>149275574
These posts really highlight how hopelessly retarded the average leaf is. However many plus posts of seething because they can’t accept the possibility that someone wouldn’t want their income taxed at 54%. The mere suggestion that someone would pick another place to live to avoid it sends them into a histrionic tailspin.

Kinda weird how the Kitties performed better in games where there were next to no penulties called, fampais.

Gets the noggin wigglin.

>>149275617
all these figures are completely made up
texas lost
you lost

>>149275617
yet you were still too poor to go to their games.

>>149275459
More like 40% low effort shitposting

>>149275631
Yeah the better team usually plays better when the whistles are put away. This tends to infuriate the diving refbabbies

>>149275459
thats cute you think 2/3rds of the posts will be hokkei discussion.

>>149275594
>>149275607

>It's OUR game.
leaves are so cute with that

>>149275648
>>149275659
Nobody wants to live in Canada, you know why, why can’t you just accept it?

>>149274804
okay what does eklund have to do with it

>>149275613
Let's be real, you deserve to die because you made this abhorrent of a post.

>>149275711
>implying implications
retard

>>149275561
There was a mexican guy keeping a supposedly authentic mexican restaurant, it was fucking disgusting. It went rightly bankrupt.

>>149275680
Actually quite the opposite, when the refs stop calling blatant, awful penalties, the goon team wins

>>149275711
scared pussy knows his place lol

>>149275617
Just Samir having a melty.

>>149275726
i'd rather live in canada instead of jesusland

>>149275726
no one wants to live in texas either
the state is full of losers
you dont see me making a big deal about it

>>149275550
Wait until Houston gets a team
>Then TX will blow up and /hoc/ can achieve supreme braggadocio once more

>>149275617
We don't claim Samir

>>149275766
retard

>>149275807
raped retard

>>149275749
*hits you in the face with my stick while you are sprawled out on the ice*

i love how sunbelters dont even care their shithole is over 50% hispanic by now.

>>149275760

>Samir cosplaying a tough guy
Jen

>>149275807
dont reply to me ya raped bitch

>>149275780
Mikko did

Tell me about the Finnish sand battery

>>149275895
based

>be the most arrogant, miserable fanbase in hockey
>get gifted infinite 1st overalls
>get best player ever
>competitive window slams shut after losing two consecutive finals

It's a beautiful day lads

>>149275866
>still making up excuses
kwab

>>149275938
it's name is Sandy

>>149275950
the laffs didnt get infinite first overall picks and shitthews isnt the best play ever.

>>149275950
not as beautiful as april 17 2022 kwarb

>>149275901
hes a LOSER who lost to the soilers!!!
LMAO

>>149276000
Leafs fans have been tempered by decades of failure. They've been humbled. Edmonton fans on the other hand think that because they were good 40 years ago that somehow means cup wins are inevitable. It makes them arrogant.

No seriously how Bowman gonna turn Oilers around? Signing Walman is the best he can do during offseason?

The average edmongolian pays 40k in taxes every year..the average income is 70k.

>>149275116
Gary's starting to look his age. Was really noticeable at the Cup presentation yesterday.

Dude's 73 and has been doing this job for 33 years with seemingly zero plans to stop. It could be a rough transition to whomever comes next.

>>149276083
I told you Samir. Better hang that banner because that’s the highest achievement your shit club ever managed now that your window is officially closed

>>149276114
Good thing his shipment of foreskins from Doug Cifu is arriving soon

>>149275838
McDavid really thought fucking Kane was going to help him win a cup?

>>149276096
Walman fucking sucked and is locker room cancer. Kane is locker room cancer. McDavid and Draisaitl have destroyed their bodies in long, fruitless playoff runs. They have no goalies, a mulatto with vitiligo making 9m that can't play defense, and are about to blow all their cap space on a crosseyed retard that farms secondary assists.

Time to post it again. No, Canada’s lame 401k type program for professional athletes does not make up for this; it’s absolute shit

>>149276096
Mean to say during trade deadline fuck

making a big pot of spaghetti bros NO rape victims

>>149275550
Yes they all went to Florida

signing a mid bottom six player to an eight year contract the day after losing the stanley cup finals is actually way funnier than pierre engvall

>>149276168
>rags

>>149276135
not your boogeyman loser

>>149276160
Brutal

>>149276157
I think it wasn't his idea to get him that was all Holland

>>149276226
Sure thing Samir

>>149276254
retard

>>149276216
They’ve confirmed they’re running it back with Skinner too

>>149276229
That's just part of it. Their only good defenseman is 35 and seriously hurt. They don't have ANY top 6 wingers outside of Hyman. Their bottom 6 can't produce OR defend.

so the anon that brags about being able to heem any canadian is afraid of talking shit to brad marchand. kwab lmao.

>somehow Florida's future is brighter than Edmonton's

actually the cruelest part of all this

>>149276333
He isn't Canadian, he's from Bawston.
Ya wicked retahded.

>>149276333
I could heem Marchand where he stood. That manlet has no chance.

So /hoc/ is just basically a laugh at canada general now
& watch canadian mental illness unfold general

Just so you guys know players pay taxes based on where they play the games, so the "home state discount" only applies to half the games. The other half are taxed based on the state where they are playing on any given night. While playing in a state with no income taxes does have it's advantages, I just want people to be clear that the entire salary does not go untaxed.

>>149276386
go ahead and tell him that not me you pussy ass bitch

>>149276394
The Oilers could win
If not for the Panthers

I could heem any Indian

>>149276401
This why the tax argument is retarded
You still pay federal tax on every game too

>>149276401
most taxes that have low income taxes make up for it by charging higher property taxes, but most anons live in their mommys basement, so they arent ever paying property taxes.

>>149276441
You misspelled canadian

>>149276401
dont expect dylan to have this level of insight
hes is from texas after all

>>149275733
she's not going to sleep with you bro

someone tweet at her that if she didn't let her alcoholic husband get so blasted he went out bike riding in the dark he'd still be alive

>>149276418
just gave him a call, he said he renounced his canadian citizenship

>>149276459
Most provinces have high income and property taxes so it’s still more logical to live in a place in the sunbelt where it’s offset to some degree.

>>149275864
ok jeet calm down

thinknig next season will be some surprise team like how the blues went from last place in january to win that one year

>>149276507
not really, retard. property taxes in dallas are about 4 times higher than even the most expensive neighborhoods of toronto or vancouver. i get that you live in mommys basement.

>>149276487
I’m probably the only person in this thread who owns land.

>>149276507
>paying a premium to not live with retards
Sounds fine to me

>>149276168
I’m surprised Boston is that low

Guys I want to remind you that we're still just in day 1 of Canada crying.

first time logging in in about 12 hours is samir still having a melty

>>149276537
Duddy Kravitz up in here

>>149276531
That’s not actually true. I get you’re really sore from your raping last night but there’s no need to make things up to cope.

Guys I want to remind you that bud1

>>149276537
you really think you are better than everyone but you spend all your time shitposting here
youre a loser

>>149276567
also the property tax rate is set at the municipal level, not at the provincial or federal level. you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. but i wouldnt expect you to, since you live in mommys basement.

I miss watching hockey with you bro’s

>erik haula
>in 2025

>>149276389
Maybe so but he’ll 1v2 your team for multiple goals in the scf. Shame he didn’t get the conn smyth

>>149276581
>you own land AND have free time??
Yes

>>149276592
awww come here buddy :)

>>149276600
how is the time free when you spend so much to live here

>>149276589
Reaching levels of projection not previously thought possible

>>149276524
I still remember that Timo Meier hand pass from the Sharks/Blues series where everyone including the Sharks were standing around assuming it was going to be called back and it never was.
Doesn't really have anything to do with the topic but I just think of that occasionally.

>Rangers re-sign Matt Rempe 2 x 975k
>Oilers re-sign Trent Frederic 8 x 4m
>Blackhawks re-sign Ryan Donato 4 x 4m
>Predators acquire Erik Haula from New Jersey in exchange for some literal who Dman and a 2025 4th round pick

>>149273886
he got cucked and refused to shake the hand of the man who cucked him lmao

no hockey today

>>149276622
you didnt disprove anything i said and now you are dilating. thanks for the concession.

>>149276401
It’s less than a quarter of the year so it’s still heavily skewed to lower tax states

>>149276581
>>149276619
There is a difference. He is spending his free time making fun of you. You are spending your free time here crying about him.

>>149276635
Grim grim grim and grim. Can't wait for expansion lol

>>149276548
Anon it's been 32 years of crying lol

>>149276592
Its okay just 3 months of offseason /hoc/ until the season opener

>>149276619
>>149276645
Your argument is that it’s more expensive to live in Dallas than say Vancouver based on property taxes alone which isn’t true. You’re just really dumb and really mad.

>>149276643
Isn't Tkachuk married
That woman's just a pathetic skank

>team is full of old fucks
>desperately need offence
>acquire 34 year old Erik Haula
Trotz masterclass

>>149276299
Yeah soilers are shit

>>149276668
you dont value your time
so it much like your opinion is worthless

>>149276668
no your argument is that you can somehow avoid paying taxes to the government by living in certain areas of the country, when they all just tax you in different ways to get the money back anyway. dont try to change the topic.

what's next for Corey perry?

Just found out >soilers are about to sign Trent Frederick to a 4x8. Fucking lmao

>>149276592
I miss it as well but October is around the corner :)

>>149276592
there are still a couple ahl games left to watch

>>149276704
>projecting again
Not only could the exact same be said of you in terms of this thread it could be said of your interest in the NHL in general. You’re seething at me but you’re really just mad that your team is shit and their window is now closed so guess what little guy? I forgive you

>>149276721
He's 40 and despite how well he played for his age compared to how poorly the younger guys on the Oilers played.
It's probably time to retire.
There is no point on playing for a team that won't win the cup next year (again)

>>149276745
He already said he's playing next season.

>>149276718
>no your argument is that you can somehow avoid paying taxes to the government by living in certain areas of the country
Source?

>>149276739
>bud thinks the stars window is still open

>>149276739
>nou
retard

A historical failure by the Edmonton Soilers

>>149276728
>THE?

>>149276745
he should go to the panthers like okposo did

>>149276168
an RCA would make up for it, it just requires giving up short term earnings which they dont want to do

an rca lets you prepay tax on income you dont get, and then when you move to another jurisdiction, say a no tax us state, you can then redeem the income. The difference in tax rates is then realized tax free. The problem is most people dont want their money taxed and then not received until they retire.

>>149276767
Jen

>>149276750
KWAB

>>149276759
It is and you’re the only one who disagrees because you’re so mad

>>149276754
149275520
149275617

>>149276787
>lost to the soilers
lmao

>>149276788
>too btfo to link posts
I accept your concession

>>149276550
>Samir mentioned. Still in.

>>149276787
yea bud just like the sharks window stayed open for 10 years right, they were so close to winning.

>>149276550
He's in melty mode 24/7

>>149276815
have you told him that youre in love (with him)

Wait a sec....you guys aren't getting paid while you shitpost? Lmao pathetic.

>>149276798
>>149276812
>has a brighter future than the Soilers
I’ll take it

Also I think the Sharks unironically might have a better chance of winning the cup than Edmonton does at this point.

>>149276804
>n-n-no-u
thanks for the win

>>149276548
why would you post a flames fan none of us are sad edmonton lost

why are yankees so fucking stupid why cant iran nuke you already

>>149276828
dylan doesnt
he does it for free

>>149276773
Anon your retarded Canadian tax plans are retarded. You’re prepaying tax and then get a redemption in 10 years? That’s a lot of lost interest, investment income, and spending power. It’s a free loan to the government and often is probably a net loss for higher income long term contracts as a result.

>>149276635

>soilers

>>149276832
>if you lose you win
There it is

>>149276832
There was a guy here with the same posting style as you last night. Are you really still here crying?
No way

>>149276831
damn that reference flew right over your head, whats it like being a hockey fan since 2022?

>>149276759
It hasn't even opened yet. With Benn and Seguin's money coming off the books they're going to get way better.

>>149276831
>implying implications
the stors lost
>>149276845
>You’re prepaying tax and then get a redemption in 10 years?
that isnt how an rca works
stop dis

>>149276853
copey has an american flag.

>>149276877
>>149276877

>>149276853
First time interacting with Samir?

>>149276643
anna kane aborted kanes baby when he didnt send her money, she deserves to be hit with a rock

>>149276860
>lose to vets for nothing
>have no one to replace them
>this is a good thing
12 million towards a forward who scored 0 goals against the soilers

>>149276881
retard

>>149276643
This was playing in Kane's head during his final chimpout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Eyhq-D9yM

>>149276718
>you can somehow avoid paying taxes to the government by living in certain areas of the country

thats actually how it works anon, please dont cry about it

>>149276845
no retard you can invest it within the RCA. I agree that it isnt ideal but your conception of it isnt correct.

>>149276828
im a manager at a tax firm and i delegate my work to stafflings and then I shitpost here all day

>>149276939
You prepay taxes that you can then invest? So you’re not prepaying taxes?

>>149275291
kek

>>149276592
Are you not watching the Nuckies win the Calder Cup