Thread 149280702

Juneteenth Edition
/hoc/vious: >>149276877

move Canucks to Portland
move Flames to San Diego
move Oilers to Houston
move Jets to Phoenix
move Maple Leafs to Milwaukee
move Senators to Indianapolis
move Canadiens to Hartford

who else thought the Panthers deciding to hand the Cup to the scratches, bums and has beens first was achingly wholesome?

>>149280730

former elbows up boomer here. that's hard to argue....

>>149280702 (OP)
Stop being black you retard
New
>>149280697
>>149280697

Is this the thread?

>>149280763
No.

>>149280755
It's a little over two hours until Juneteenth. This is the appropiate thread.

>Gary...?
>GARY...NOOOOOO AHHH PLEASE NO MERCY

>edmonton being investigated for LTIR abuse

Punish them, Gary.

Why did Shannon say he refused to say what injuries he was dealing with last night when he said it during his on ice interview?

APOLOGIZE

remember when the devils got a first round pick taken away for giving ilya kovalchuk a long contract

>>149280702 (OP)
That is tomorrow that my Sharkies piss off the black community by freeing the slaves. Maybe they liked being in the chains?

>>149280839
can't say i do. but i remember Dany Heately killing his friend in a calculated moment of reckless abandon and the Tragically Hip writing a song about it.

The shorks are ran by a nog

/hoc/ is a pro-Gary general

>>149280864
everyone over 80 and under 25 knows they were asking for it.

Why do the oilers cheat?

>>149280923
they are black

>>149280809
>>149280923
>Lose back to back finals
>Get made an example of by doing something every other team did
This would be so funny.
Fine them for being shit, Gary.

>>149280755
>NOOOO COME TO MY SHITTY THREAD
fuck off retard

>>149280952
this kind of hypocrisy is common in the gary era

>>149280967
Kucherov's ltir situation was investigated

>>149280989
and the findings were negative!
wowwie gary another victory for the sunbelt

I protested in the 2020 BLM protests in Seattle. Took a flashbang, basically to the face. In close proximity to dozens more. Shit was kino. 2020 was wild.

happy juneteenth y'all
when the quiktrip takeover on for

>>149280997
The investigation on Kane hasn't concluded so there's no hypocrisy to yet speak of

>>149281009
the lack of investigation into tkachuk lingers

>>149281009
the results are in
edmonton is found guilty of LTIR abuse
they will be forced to trade mcdavid to colombos

>>149281023
he would thrive in ohio

>>149281015
tkachuk with a broken bussy had the same number of points as mcbussy kwab

>>149281033
yes, investigations for peds need to be performed on all of roidblad's team mates

>>149281023
based

>>149281033
JEN

>>149281043
how were the panthers not punished as an organization over this
does gary really want us to believe no one else in the locker room knew?

>>149280923
So every American team can do it, but not the Oilies?

>>149281096
gary's way

>>149281043
i bet you're volunteering, you'd love to check those prostates.

>>149281043
Still hilarious there was basically no punishment for this.

>>149281096
>INVESTIGATE [American Team] FOR CAP CIRCUMVENTION, GAAAAAARY YOU FUCKING GOBLIN THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>Alright, I'll start by investigating the Oilers
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THEM THEY DON'T COUNT

>>149281113
i need to practice before the big day, bend over

>>149281133
Bud is arguing with the demons in his mind lmao desu

>>149281155
mental illness is disgusting to witness first hand

how are the oilers circumventing the cap

>>149281155
You people melted down when Tampon Gay and Vegass did it, alright Garebear is taking action.
What's the porbelm?

>>149281169
is that why your home is purposely devoid of mirrors?

>>149281215
no, when did you come over to my place?

>>149281229
over the years i just assume most posters here live exactly like me.

>>149281215
Am I (You)ing my other self....

>>149280738
They've been trying to be backhandedly wholesome the entire playoffs, while being total goons on the ice, I don't get it, is it for public image?

>>149281241
im sorry to hear youre a vampire

>>149281241
I try to clean my apartment every week

>>149281287
what is the state of your vacuum box?

>>149281261
Gary takes time to unveil his plans. that jobber level sweep job they did in '96 has simply come to fruition. i know once i save enough from my car hopping career i am buying a Marchand Panthers jersey. the local pawn shop always has a rack for these to so i know i can hock it for some scratch when the time comes and it will.

Why the fuck are there canadians in this hockey thread to begin with? Like after not winning the Cup for 30 years you guys think you would get the message. Go to the soccer chat or somewhere else.

>>149281345
these posts are getting to be low effort

>>149281335
rude. we don't talk about anons mother like that.

>>149281335
it's a little cluttered right now since I've been sick

>>149281364
and yet it still gotcha

Goodnight hoc, I love u all, even if u are American

>>149281441
Goodnight fren, I love you too <3

>>149281405
yes you collected your (You) now run along jose is getting late

Genuinely, is this enough of a historic KWABing that the NHL will be forced to shy away from using McDavid in future marketing?

multiple willing unvaccinated amish schoolgirl hymens

Canadians still seething?

Why do people always use the "they've played alot of hockey over the past two seasons" excuse for teams who go deep and can't win as if the Islanders didn't win 4 straight while being plummers and smoking between periods

>>149281490
mcdavid is confirmed to be a bust. now the league will focus on promoting tkachuk as the king zillennial

>>149281519
why not Hughes?

>>149281519
mcdavid will have a revival once he leaves

>>149281501
no one cares. even baseball is forgotten. on top of the fentynal zombies taking over every last public green space and the brown buffer horde speeding around killing or squirrel population we have Stockholm syndrome over the sudden raised price of beef to the point there will be no backyard bbq's anymore.

>>149281514
no one questions the kitties stamina since we are all aware they are roidmonkeys and gary doesnt really care

Huomenta but the opposite

digits and i sneakily reattach the scaly foreskin to Gary's shark mouth barbed peen tonight while i churlishly cruze the 3rd Astral plane tonight

>>149281543
>no one cares
>proceeds to cry

>>149281543
Took this picture at work yesterday. I'm a garbageman

>>149280702 (OP)
>kane
>lose
Whoops!

CHICKEN HOCKEY

8pm on weeknights is the worst. Dinner eaten, nothing on tv, just sitting around waiting for bedtime.

>>149281615
you ever consider dumping the trash on these worthless wastes of oxygen

>>149281656
Watch the first episode of twin peaks

>>149281615
all I see are a couple of hard working citizens who were completely pooped after working the night shift

>>149281261
The Panthers are clean. The Oilers are dirty.

>>149281656
Watch the first episode of Britannia

>>149281689
there is more to the world than black and white

>>149281665
the city workers tasked with cleaning up the downtown literally just use their grabber claw sticks to pick up the trash around the junkies as they are shooting up or pulling down their shit stained pants to take a shit.

>>149281615
Grim.

Watching the new final destination tonight

>>149281033
>digs deeper with a hernia and torn muscle?
McKwab!

>>149281615
the pinpoint of blame or the flashpoint of no return for this inevitable scenario was the push of Eminem.

>>149281740
he dug right into that ped syringe

>>149281689
Game 6 penalties vs. Kane chimp outs
I agree

>>149281763
cope he had it in his ass but didn't inject

>>149281723
You really don't want to. I have no clue how it got such a high rating.

>>149281784
first world problems

>>149281752
i listened to eminem when I was a teenager and I didn't become a retarded drug addict

04/17/22 was the flashpoint of no return

>>149280923
Kane has been a literal ball and chain on the Oilers. Why the fuck do they keep him around,

>>149280923
So they could win

>>149281991
when they get angry he's easy to throw in the shower

NOOOOOOOO
WE MAPLE NIGGERS PREDICTED WE WOULD WIN

>>149281860
So was 06/17/2025
You canacucks will never win again

>>149282160
hey trb take your meds yet?

>>149282169
I ain't your imaginary friend

lol what the fuck

>>149282181
thoughts on your doctor's visit over memes?

kinda wish there was a game 7

>>149282169
Are you the same schizo retard who keeps spamming trb, samir, copey and a bunch of retarded shit that nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about?

SNEED
https://youtu.be/zUav9avm01Q

>>149282221
are you the 45 year old man who went to the doctor because of chronic asspain?

>check the newspaper at work cause I was bored
>know this isn't hockey country by any metric but figure it'll at least get a short writeup on the front page
>nah, the high school hiring a new assistant coach for soccer is more important, to page 4 with you
damn you never really think about just how fucking sunbelt you are until these moments

>>149280923
>Happy juneneeth you bankrupt coon

>>149282232
I thought that was you. Take your meds schizo, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about. This dumb fuck writes trb like as if anybody outside his room knows what that is

>>149282254
>like as if
saar

https://youtu.be/nhJFPrBglp8
https://youtu.be/XcbypG8qlBg
https://youtu.be/XWP50WiKHio
https://youtu.be/CfAzCR0xiFw
https://youtu.be/LL1tVSQkG04
It's up

>>149280923
OY

>>149282233
We Sunbelters know it's just a fucking game played by zoomers. Only 3rd world poverty countries like Can'tnada and loser states that nobody wants to live in take this shit super serious

>>149280957
why are you brown?
don't they have a treatment for that nowadays?

>>149282289
HOME

Josh Mahura has more Stanley Cup rings than Connor McDavid

>doctor they're posting bud1 online at me and calling me raped bitch
>doctor chuckles

>>149282318
>>149282318
>>149282318

>>149282318
>TAKE *hit* YOUR *hit* FUCKING *hit* MEDICATION

Thoughts?

pakis and communists lost
white people won

>trb's doctor starts browses hoc for research
>nurse, what's an oshi?

>>149282289
admittedly the game and the tradition peaked when Hawerchuk passed to Lemieux who passed to Gretzky then back to Lemieux for the win.

alright fag zoomies wtf does trb mean

>>149282289
This pic needs to be updated with another Cup

>>149282345
he retired
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/06/09/tj-oshie-retires-nhl-capitals-sochi/
>>149282356
The Raped Bitch (formerly The Blinking Guy)

>>149282343
At least they're smart enough to get paid using real dollars instead of that poverty dollar

>>149282356
it's what you wrote on an exposed stud

>>149282307
predsbros...

>>149280702 (OP)
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
/HOC/ FULL OF THIRD WORLD CATTLELOVING TRASH KEK
CONQUERED BY THE BLACKS
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

>>149282364
>doctor searches "noel oshie"
>nurse i'm not getting any results

>>149282367
I feel ya because Im glad Im superior but it's still an issue
>>149282370
Herro sank u

[good news]
Free shipping :3

>>149282393
see
>>149282379

>>149282344
have a doctor friend and he says there are rarely any indians (brown) having babies in the hospital he works at but there are at least 5 white babies born everyday. my 1940's neighbourhood is a testament to that.
street hockey is back on the menu this year i joined in and got laughed at for my wooden stick but Wendel Clark'd that ball top corner on those pipsqueaks until the cardiac troubles had my tail between my legs back on the porch gasping for air between old style pilser gulps.

>>149282379
nice thumbnail fag

>>149282393
Okay, but compare salary if you reside in USA or Canada.

Oh wait that's why your players reside here.

>>149282407
>>149282411
nice watermark fag* lol oops

>>149282410
>have a doctor friend and he says there are rarely any indians (brown) having babies in the hospital he works at but there are at least 5 white babies born everyday.

>>149282418
>>149282413

>>149282407
see the raped bitch (look in mirror kek)

>>149282398
worst main jerseys in the league. they will never grow on me. in fact they might be the worst of all time. prove me wrong.

>>149282435
Canadians are soft and gay not even that anon

Samir's melty is still ongoing I see.

trb's life is a good warning against alcohol and opioid dependence

>>149282442
>cares about what other men are wearing

noone cares Rimjeet

okay now that the season is over can somebody finally tell me why trb thought playoff goals counted towards the record?

>>149282484
keking @ trb literally saying "i'm trying chatgpt and it's not saying anything" when that happened

>>149282484
well making 5 million usd has the purchasing power of 7.million Canadialol so what do u thingk

>>149282504
>deflection
what are you, an oilers fangay?

>>149282522
Nope Ken Holland is a faggot and I hate everyone from your country thats not me or on my team :)

is that newfaggot that took a break from /hoc/ for 17 years still bubblin about new memes?

>>149282517
>>149282543
>xhe rb attempt at humour

>>149282536
>Ken Holland is a faggot

>>149282343
ultimately the difference at most is an extra 13% in taxes. for someone making $5 million thats $650,000. hardly enough for someone who wants to win.

drama at the bar kwab the ambulance had to be called

>>149282553
>xhe rb
"Hello my fellow Cant'nadians. Today we discuss what alcohol and drugs do to the brain. You see Indians grew up in a culture without these vices, and have never seen the repercussions of what happens when used excessively. It is highly not recommended Saar to use them"

>samir's eternal melty
cmtsu

>>149282575
>Today we discuss what alcohol and drugs do to the brain
an affliction trb's doctor knows too well

>>149282567
This never happens when I drink a lot of beers in my apartment by myself. Well I guess maybe some day it will

>>149282583
He was already pretty antsy those last few days but the >soilers losing really sent him over the edge.

>>149282585
same. luckily it wasn't called for me

>>149282555
Big tine. Dan Cleary, Ian cole, fuck you, etc.

>>149282565
You're young. Investing that alone in high yield could net you $20k

>>149282585
no you don't understand, crushing a sixer alone is unhealthy but crushing $75 worth of beer (a sixer) in a packed room filled with people much drunker than you is totally acceptable

watching nxt

>>149282584
Can someone come get their schizo? This is sad and pathetic

>>149282625
Shit investing that in SGOV with a 5% dividend annually will get you about $36k

>>149282651
that's not her hand

>>149282625
someone squabbling over that much probably isn't interested in winning hockey games

>>149282222
>mike futa

>spends father's day celebrating the birthday of a random guy he doxed
i don't blame your dad, i wouldn't want to spend time with you either

>>149282691
are you talking to yourself again?

>>149282712
but seriously why did you go to the doctor over memes?

>>149282679
KWAB

I'm smoking a brisket this weekend

>>149282726
I never said I did. But you are clearly upset and maybe you should go see someone.

men...

When does the schedule come out?

trb bud copey sitcom was a good gimmick

>>149282757
For your meds? I thought you knew that

>>149282757
11:30pm yuma time

>>149282661
durr
>>149282676
Alone the savings pay for your kids in private school.

>>149282769
What happened to Yumafag anyway?

Who the fuck cares about the schedule this isn't the NFL

>>149282774
last i heard he moved to brampton

>>149282776
I want to plan a trip to go watch my nuckies

arizona is based they don't do dst

>>149282787
Thats great buddy. Good for you!

>>149282691
>>149282726
>>149282741
Holy schizo

>>149282790
They don't do nhl either

Fun fact. Im from Michigan and my family specialized in rescuing greyhounds. Theyre the best animal to own, ever.

>>149282787
>I want to plan a trip to go watch my nuckies

>>149282787
good reason

bud: where's trb? he said this guy mitch is having lunch with us
copey: we'll have to have it without him
trb in comically large mustache: hi, bud? copey? it's me, mitch
*laugh track*
men...

>>149282805
the coyotes are as relevant as the canucks oilers flames jets leafs senators and canadiens

>>149282770
someone making 3 mil after taxes will find a way to make that happen

>>149274667
.>humor
zHAHSHA

>>149282817
Thank you Gary

>>149282823
how you feeling today samir?

The only one downside of hockey. Is having to share this general with the mental illness called "canadians"
I didn't sign up to be these guys baby sitters. But here we are.

>>149282820
Plz let me break it to you
Mo money mo problems
Taxes alone slash everything by over 50% even in neutral tax states in the usa. Im starting to think nobody itt has ever had a paycheck in their life

>>149282854
so you're saying good players are choosing what city to play in based on a 13% ish percent of taxes they don't have to pay? retard.

>>149282814
BASED

has john tavares paid his taxes yet

bud: take it easy copey, it's just the internet
copey: you're right, i'm overreacting. i mean who takes this stuff so seriously anyway?
trb walks in with new anti-bubblin' meds from doctor
*laugh track*
meds...

does cale makar use quickbooks to file his taxes?

>>149282814
>>149282877
You keep posting off topic shit. Stick to hockey

>>149282871
Not based off your tardo projections, but if a player has millions under contract, having that promised in usa is lucrative compared to Canada. Also you who I am talking to, you're a faggot.

new trb sitcom just dropped
two and a half meds

>>149282887
>Asking the impossible of a canadian

hate that we are being raided by 'cord troons and plebbitors who dont understand.

>>149282831
I wish there was a way to block this schizo and his "friends" rants. This guy clearly needs medication. Incoherent nonsense spewed nonstop

>>149282909
how do you not know stephen either?

>>149282909
We just have to put up with it. For some strange reason they think it's their sport. Despite not having won the trophy in over 30 years.. Sad stuff.

>>149282896
I think every player in the NHL would gladly pay an extra tip in taxes if it meant they were going to play for a good team with a shot at winning it all. The tax argument are for shit teams run by retards.

meds meds meds meds
medly meds meds meds

the worst part is mitchell wasn't even vindicated, real dox or impersonation dox
HIS edmonton oilels got smoked

>>149282909
Mentally ill canadians are only interesting when they eat people on the bus

were being raided by newfags who werent even around on that chilly easter evening...

THG > TRB

>>149282909
friends posting is the best thing introduced by the interns this post season

>>149282961
that's just old man trb pretending he doesn't know his own name

Damn Americans have an unhealthy obsession with Canadians
Yall need to touch grass

>>149283008
that's just old man trb gettin' a lil cranky before nap time. you know how those old timers can get

This is what not winning a Stanley Cup since 1993 does to a country.
Sad to watch.

>>149283008
not me bro not toknight. i'm playing my game and drinking some beers before the hellscape that is waging comes tomorrow

>>149281712
Kane is a nigger

>>149283008
>>149283038

>>149281345
Not all Canadians are elbows up jeets

>>149283008
You faggots needed a reality check after winning one of the two all star games

if there are canadians here that remember a canadian team winning a cup then they are too old to be here fr

>>149283118
The youngest Canadian that has seen a Canadian team win the Stan Lee as an adult is currently 51 years old

>>149283071
nice digging in my comment history for that ancient selfie you insufferable twat.

>>149283050
Have fun

The Buffalo Sabres will win a Cup before another Canadian team does.

Can we stop talking about canadians? I don't like being depressed

his patience for canadians is >limited

why are the panther newfags too poor to afford tickets to their games when they live in a state where they dont have to pay income taxes?

Brad Marchand and Roberto Luongo won a Cup together.

>>149283128
kwab

>>149283424
What was luongos role?

Calling McDavid McJesus is an insult to Jesus.
Jesus would NEVER lose back to back cup finals and would be a much stronger minded captain.

>>149283438
This is why Crosby is the real goat.

not even midnight and the newfags are all tuckered out from their day of seething at canadians lmao

lads, a new nose pierced 18 year old qt3.14 served me at the beer store before the game yesterday. got the usual 8 cans of Old Style Pilsner. of course my charming charade of 'what? they went up in price? i thought you said you were going to text me and warn me about that next time?' routine went over and she genuinely laughed and got flushed wrinkled that nose and snorted then ssri head shaked to reset and curiously asked what the parculiar green red yellow beer brand was. right away i let her know they deleted the Indian and his family standing by their teepee waving and embracing to the manifest destiny before them which she interrupted with a pretty but firm eye roll 'of course' which ensured my discourse course into the fact it was a western Canadian beer and featured prominently on a 'once unfunny then you grow old and it's very funny' cable tv show called Corner Gas shot in Saskatchewan and very much airing in the period before and when this fresh cutiepatootie was born. a few other tips and suggestions about Canadian comedies before she was 'pushed out' were proudly yet sardonically announced and in my mind hilariously imitated by me for about another minute. surprisingly this autistic explanation/rant into ancient media did not bore her and instead she instigated the next stage with a shy shoe gaze then a few eye catching slow blinks into a 'well i'm gonna need your number now so i can text you when your brand goes up in price'. i pulled out my flip phone with a smirked flourish known it truly sealed the deal as her agape expression consolidated and my tacit experience facilitated the exchange of numbers.
i turn 42 in january.

Didnt read

please stop using all those library words you are going to confuse the cubans.

>january.
stopped reading right there

>>149283481
Are canadians really worried that people might read their post?

Hey guys I’m new to hockey. How many years has it been since a Canadian team won the Stanley cup?

>>149283499
45 years

>>149283493
>jorge still having a meltie

>>149283499
No Canadian team has ever won the Stanley Cup in the cap era. They have yet to record a single Canadian fan celebrating their team winning the only thing that matters in hockey in High Definition 1080p. Can'tnadians have to resort to winning amateur tournaments and all star games to feel better about themselves being a meme

trb wrote bud1 and came out as gay on an exposed stud to convince his doctor that he's gone crazy over posts on the internet and needs to be given meds

>>149283513
All the sudden there is a jorge now?
How many imaginary friends will you make up schizo?

>>149283522
>in High Definition 1080p
why would you shit on the randies like that?

>>149283513
>Sachin still shit posting 5 hours later after the Day of the Rake
Is the trb, copey, bud1 and stephen here in the room. Wink twice yes, wink once no

>>149283523
he do be bubblin'

>>149283525
we get it. you are new. you have been saying that for 9 hours now.

>>149283533
yea copey posted right there >>149283050
try to keep up

>>149283430
Special Drum Banger to the GM

>>149283533
>Is the trb, bud1 here in the room
in your case it is, on the exposed stud you wrote on kek

>>149283546
>>149283542
>>149283528

>>149283556
we get it you are new

Canadians still seething?

>>149283593
BASED

>acquire player at the deadline for a 2nd
>he gives you 4 points in 22 games
>sign him to 4x8
???

>>149283609
Whats confusing here?

>>149283609
Bruins should have dumped him two years ago when he looked more promising. Buy low sell high

the only way forward for mcdavid is to start aggressive semen retention, he's got a long way to go but the earlier he starts the better he'll be.

>washed
>cooked
>hungover

remember when the vancouver canucks made the playoffs last year and thought things were looking up and then they imploded kwab

>>149283789
gary activated boeser's clots, there was nothing that they could do

>>149283789
I barely remember who made the playoffs this season like the fuckin habs made the playoffs who knew

>>149283780
Marner is just a more expensive Keller

i wonder what Gary does in the offseason

>>149283780
marner is just a code word for explosive diarrhea desu

(Almost) Real Pacific Hours
Hoping for a Sabres/Kraken Cup
Don't @ me

>>149283852
kek

Behold, the real brains behind Zito's throne

>>149283935
I wonder if he's the first jeet to touch Lord Stanley

Canucks will sign McDavid

>>149283979
kwab nope that wasn't what happened, go back and watch the fights.

>>149283979
goat game

>>149280730
>move Jets to Atlanta
fixed

>>149284068
Wow he punched his helmet. Got him good I guess?

>>149284003
mopr

>>149284169
Got himself good

>>149283979
gary's people created that whole fiasco to sell tickets

>>149284239
Seriosuly what the fuck is he doing?

getting btfo by alicia

>>149284262
Crashing the Predators. With no survivors.

>>149284343
KEK i got her after a couple tries

>>149280827
lol

>>149283935
abominable

>>149283935
imagine how long it took to get the grease off

>wake up
>america still hasnt been turned into a parking lot by the IRGC
why is the orange faggot so scared?

Listen to the the last episode of Spittin' Chiclets if you want peak comedy. Ryan Whitney is absolutely BUCKBROKEN coping they're the 2nd best team in the league and their future is ok. Biz taunting him McDavid is signing with Toronto, Bouchard is the new Nurse, cursing the Bruins for trading Marchand...

>Florida buck broke an entire nation save Calgary
I kneel

>>149284724
>save calgary
top cuck

No Samir? Did you all finally buckbreak that freak?

finished the story bros but still have endgame faggotry to do. excited to look up the other ending but it's late

>>149284923
Simon is horseshit

>>149284937
kek idk who that is but i have a bro named simon he's philipino or some shit and runs marathons

>>149284937
desu i have to make monoco good i haven't used him once

what do I watch till next season? Thinking of watching classic games like an autistic retard

>>149284995
golf like the players

>>149284919
lost your lover?

>>149284995
>not watching America's pastime

>>149285011
golf sucks

>>149285104
my team is dogshit and has been dog shit for over 20 years now

>>149285128
so does your mom, but for rent money

>>149285120
im not the one looking for my imaginary lover

>>149285184
wholesome even if its direct from reddit

>>149285128
>>149285140
JUST like my islanders

>>149285154
The whole family scurried here

>>149285164
>chad kings half-assing babby season every time

>>149285387
why do you have this image saved on your computer

>>149285154
I'm trying to find the patriarch of the rat genes, but the oldest guy there looks normal. Is rattiness matrilineal?

How would you fix the Oilers?

>>149285473
trade the Ns

>>149285473
time machine

>>149285473
wife swap marchand and mcdavid

ppc bros how will we ever recover

>>149283467
Congrats on the wife anon

>>149282289
>it's not important
>but actually it is important we won
Which is it?

after careful consideration I have decided to stop drinking alcohol forever. Joe Rogan is sober, and he surrounds himself with doctors and experts who know exactly how to make someone healthy forever. I know that every good day begins the night before, with a full night of restful sleep. the health and financial burdens of alcohol are too overwhelming for my tired old ass. I'm putting down the beers and picking up the weights. DONT call me. I'll be at the gym.

>Panthers repeat
>hockey Canada 5 found not guilty
Best timeline all the worst hockey fans are gonna have the miserable ass summer they deserve.

Wordle in 4

>>149285792
>The verdict in the trial of five former NHLers accused of sexual assault will be read out in court on July 24.
retard

>>149285641
never

>>149285834
>we trolled them by playing their satanic gay porn song ourselves
>in front of our kids
at what cost

>>149285693
Good for you anon. Drinking is a bad habit

>>149285885
>their
pink pony club was written and sung by chappell roan an american

>>149285910
brad with his finnish females :)

>>149285911
demons make whatever trash they want, it was mcgaykid and gang who decided that should be their anthem

>>149285938
>demons
funny way to write white american female

this is like when all those marines (like normal soldiers but brown) had that ice spice flag and everyone was confused

meme culture in real life is always cringe and gay

Just took a painful afternoon skinner

It's time that they move the Sens to the sun belt.

>>149285184
my dad ask my mom, want to marry me, bud? at a campus bar

>>149286007
Orlando Senators

>>149280730
And ban all Canadian players

>>149286044
slow down there champ, americans already dont care enough to watch sunbelt teams win
take away canadian talent and no one will care

>>149285938
what is it with teams and picking gay cringe "ironic" anthems

>>149285387
gem

People I could heem:
>any korean
>any Chinese
>my upstairs neighbors
>a decent amount of the French
>zookeepers
>hornswaggle
>jannies
>Robert
>Connor McDavid
>my old manager
>cyclists

>>149286142
hornswoggle would fuck you up mate

>>149286142
only thing you could heem is a full fridge, fatty fatso
K W A B

>>149286150
t. Finlay

>>149284766
kino

>>149286151
My dad would heem your dad

>>149286184
your dad would hit a woman?

Huomenta

We should learn to be kind to each other instead of trying to heem everyone

shark attack

>>149286270
ok, you start
ill bitch slap you and then you get to turn the other cheek

>>149285164
>ruins

Happy juneteenth yall

Imagine telling Marchand what his world would be like a year after this moment.

>>149286455
that man is lookin hella turnt

>>149286461
that russian man*

>>149286464
Born, raised, and trained in Finland, chud. Hence the autism.

>>149286470
aint a drop of finnish blood in that buck

>>149285121
Oh good I was concerned someone was actually dumb enough to give Bennett over 10M a year

>>149286491
By that logic Börje Salming wasn't Swedish either.

>>149286505
not true at all, not even close to the same situation. both of "barkov"s parents are russkies who emigrated to finland in the 80s. salmings ancestors are all swedish - some ethnic swedish, some ethnic sápmis, hell maybe even some meänmaa - very normal in the north.

if barkov atleast could trace his roots in finland back to the russian empire days it could be a different story.

Barkov>>>Bergeron

Who was it basically playing with half a hand on florida?

>>149286495
>EDF
>its actually just a reddit post
>on a fucking 4chan screenshot
kys

>>149286544
and it has been spammed in every thread for at least a week

>>149286524
So you're saying blood and ancestors is what makes a person who they are?

>>149285154
cute

fourth day in a row of going to the gym in the books :)

>>149286554
that's how literally every country in the world except for north america and the nu-male modern europe sees it, yes. you think if i grew up as a white dude in japan theyd see me as japanese? fuck outta here

>>149286551
>>149286544
imagine not only being this angry, but lying about it so you don't seem like as massive a faggot.

>>149286576
yay go me!

No hoc- oh wait, BULJU plays today :DDD

>Huberdeau
>Drouin
>Pelletier
>Lafreniere
>Dubois

How can one race be so fraudulous?

>>149286618
>Pelletier
who the fuck is that

>>149286658
Some fraud who got two times Stanley Cup winner Darryl Sutter fired from the Flames.

>>149286675
yeah it was totally some random dude and not Daryll being a retirement home retard who preferred to play shit over Sam Bennett.

>>149286681
Bennett was a fraud with the Flames

>>149286694
this wasnt a fraud at all.

>>149286681
bennet put up more than 30 points once with the flames.

>>149285910
Meanwhile in Edmonton...

>>149286578
>japanese
I see.

>>149286710
gee maybe slotting him on the bottom 6 constantly would hinder someone's ability to score more than 30 points...

>>149286714
i accept your concession

>>149286717
sam bennet has put up 50 points once with the florida panthers

>>149286740
oh so now its about points only?

>>149286746
It apparently was until it angered you. Bennet is a dirty cunt and doesnt deserve any defending. Effective? absolutely.

>Huberdeau
>Drouin
>Pelletier
>Lafreniere
>Dubois

How can one race be so fraudulous??

>>149286740
He’s put up two cups with the Florida Panthers as well.

>>149286765
He deserves defending because some retarded team let him go for pennies on the dollar, because god forbid they evaluate talent correctly.

>>149286712
It's okay when the Sunbelt does it, chud.

>>149286770
Talent is standing in front of the goalie until you're able to "accidently" injure them, or get a deflection goal? Who would have guessed.

>>149286793
and he's been a lynchpin for Florida winning two cups now. He's doing something right.

>Matt Duchene signs a 4 year, 4.5M extension with Dallas
...Jim Nill what the fuck are you doing

>>149286785
The Oilers should have used the LTIR loophole with a real player, not with a goon.

>>149286793
>Talent is winning two Stanley Cups back to back?
Yes

I just got a 5% raise!

why does it feel like next year will just be a repeat of this year.

we need a lockout. send the players to the SHL and fm liiga

>>149286766
His smile and optimism: gone.

>>149286837
I'd also love the skill to elbow goalies heads and evade suspension. How do I learn it? Will bill daly's son teach me?

>>149286856
we need a lockout because of what exactly? The salary cap is awful and a majority of NHL owners don't give a flying fuck about fielding a good team. Sorry to be that guy but the NHL's inability to use analytics in their management is why every team is retarded.

>>149286583
>umad
the signature of a troll

>>149285910
>Voodoo Ranger
based 9% alc content
none of that faggy light beer

>>149286834
I agree, they should have put Drai and McDavid on long term back when they were both out for weeks in March/April

>>149286766
The Gallic subrace enjoys life too much. You need some type of Celtic, Slavic, or Nordic misery to create the toughness required.

>>149286883
>sleek 355ml can
where is all the beer tho

>>149280864
For what it's worth there are a number of archival recordings from like the early 1900s where former slaves are interviewed and say they preferred life as slaves shrug emoji

>>149286524
Barkov is 100% Russian. But the fact that he was raised in Finland is a big part of why he's so elite.

>>149286712
I love how they are acting like its the league hating on the good old canadian team.

When in actuality its most definitely a pissy Kane throwing a bitchfit and dropping a tip to the league that he was good to go long before the playoffs and the lels wouldn't let him come back until the playoffs.

Really crazy to think how fucked the Oilers are. Going to be paying 50m to four players soon. Connor and Leon will have aged out of their primes by the time the cap increases are large enough to matter. Not to mention Connor is already on the decline. Leon's game will age well better but multiple long playoff runs where they play 25-30 mins per nights has aged more than other players their age. It's over for the oil.

>>149286942
Didn't he already let it slip that he was ready for like a month?

>>149286946
Best thing Connor can do if he's serious about winning cup is not extending with the soilers. But I don't think he has the balls to do it.

Alright Dallas you need to shed a ton of cap and you still need to sign Robertson

>>149285910
Is Marchand a Finn?

I was a big Marchessault fan, then I saw them play in Detroit. I sat right behind the bench and next to the tunnel for the Knights. He was the most loud, obnoxious player on the team and he was real loose with the homophobic slurs in all different directions.

>>149286986
florida won, I think the question answers itself.

>>149286995
Sounds pretty based ngldesu

>>149286986
His original name is Markkanen

>>149286919
He's a good tampere boy who saunas nude

>>149286995
Imagine being such a huge fan, and then boom. somehow you're an even bigger one. pretty based

>>149286995
I guess I have a new favorite player.

>>149286983
Maybe move Blackwell, Smith, and Lundqvist but Dumbass still has his contact that needs to be moved. Ceci and Lyubushkin were solid in the playoffs

All these poor Panties players hurt Barkov poor Tkachuk the poor dear well what about my laffs and my soilers do you realize how many badly strained vagenes we had? Huh? Show some respect.

>>149287068
>Ceci and Lyubushkin were solid in the playoffs

They got completely exposed. Dallas needs to totally revamp their entire right side.

>>149286851
Congrats! I've accepted that the only way I'll get a raise is if I change jobs

>>149287104
>the laffs
they haven't played in weeks. absolutely fucking rent free.

>>149286867
You can't teach that lad

>>149287068
>ceci solid in the playoffs
he was -5 against mcmeme
lmao

>>149287184
>Alex Zharovsky - 6'1 - 163
Did they pull the kid off the fucking front lines immediately before weighing him?

>>149287128

>laffs

its funny that the panthers won but it would have been a lot funnier if it took 7 games

>>149286946
If the oilers are serious about winning they should ask Gary what happened to Johnny hockey’s cap and start having drunk drivers shadowing Nurse’s every move.

>>149287104
The PWHL is looking for players who will play through that sorta injury.

>>149280730
>move Canucks to Poland
>move Flames to San Juan Mexico
>move Oilers to Hrvatska
>move Jets to Peru
>move Maple Leafs to Moldova
>move Senators to India
>move Canadiens to Holland
fify

could an OHL team beat the buffalo sabres?

>>149286980
He should hire Marner's manager.

>>149287265
I was really hoping for a comeback at 3-0. even an author like gary couldn't have written that one though.

>>149287313
>>move Maple Leafs to Moldova
>>move Senators to India
Why not save the trouble and just move the sens to moldova?

>>149287367
It's so comfy for Gary in Florida. No boos, only cheers.

>>149287184
Can't believe my Islanders won the lottery during such a shit draft year

>>149287388
kek

"why the 2025 draft is amazing and your team should tank in 2025!"-August 2024

"Why the 2025 draft SUCKS and your team should tank for McKenna in 2026!"-June 2025

>>149287388
That's just like them

>>149287402
Hey bud thanks for dropping by

>>149287119
You should start applying anon

Just out for a rip are ya bud

>>149287119
have you tried organizing a choreographed tik-tok dance?

>>149286808
>4.5M extension
It's not that much.
Gary told us no state income tax doesn't matter. He must be right.

Eight year Trent Frederic contract

>>149286851
>tfw mr shekelberg said no raises because of trump tariffs

I'm bored

>>149287470
me watching panthers vs oilers

>>149287478
Read a book :)

>>149287442
What the FUCK are the oilers thinking

>>149287517
clearly never watched ...Pierre Engvall(?)

>>149287492
i cant read anymore my brain is cooked

Cuck?

>>149287546
On it:

NEWS/NYHETER/UUTISET: >>149287548
>NEWS/NYHETER/UUTISET: >>149287548
NEWS/NYHETER/UUTISET: >>149287548
>NEWS/NYHETER/UUTISET: >>149287548

new (non faggy american flag edition)
>>149287568

>>149287384
KEK