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Is this nu...tho?

Clay will stop the bleeding

kek!

[insert your team name here]

doyers

Jays

My Braves own the Mest

Boston is definitely going to win the World Series!

>>149286999

>>149287012
They’re set to acquire a couple of elite starting pitchers and they’re pushing to take it all.

Dodgers!

gm

>>149286985
>I forgot to prof read

My poodres suck :(

Halos are back

>>149286999
....at some indeterminate point within the next 100 years.

>>149287115
just root for the doyers, bro

Longest Active Losing Streaks in the MLB.

Nationals (11)
White Sox (6)
Twins (6)
Yankees (6)
Mets (5)
Giants (4)

>>149287152
The Washington Baseball Eagles.

>>149287152
>the MLB

for me?
It’s Homer

>>149287169
Mr. Met after Mrs. Mets checked him for Phanatic and he's forced into a drug addiction and relocation to Gaylanta.

>>149287169
Mr. Mess

>>149287152
what's goin on with the nats?

>>149287169
Mr. Met after divorcing Mrs. Met and getting cucked by Phanatic. He moved to Atlanta looking for work and became involved with the wrong crowd. This led him to drug addiction.

>>149287151
No my first baseball game was a poodres game in 06

I literally just realized there’s a “Ha Seong Kim” and a “Haeseong Kim”

My stros are strosing. What has caused this recent uptick in wins? :)

>his team mascot is a baseball or ambiguous green furry
sovless

>>149287169
>>149287204
For me? It's Blooper, the Phanatic rip off.

>>149287223
>the Singapore Astros

Blooper is the offspring of Freddie Freeman impregnating Phanatic.

im finna gonna get some wendys in a bit what should I order

>>149287262
A wifi signal

lifelong dodgers fan James Gandolfini died 12 years ago today. RIP

>>149287262
You should eat healthier.

>>149287262
5 fo 5

>>149287262
chicken burger (if they have it) and some fries

>>149287262
six baconators

>>149287262
Food posting in MY baseball genny? Houspie will handle this.

my braves

>>149287349
Bravearyans

>>149287262
They have Wendy's in the Bahamas? How about Cane's?

>>149287301
maybe
>>149287325
a baconator combo is 10.79 here man
>>149287293
everything in moderation

personally, i think we need a bit more restriction on what players are wearing. teams (or the league) need to enforce uniform standards, otherwise these idiots use every crayon in the box and it looks retarded

the biggest issue in this pic is the undershirt/sleeves. they should be white or red with this uniform. not black. not rainbow.

your batting armor? that should be the team colors, black, or white. your batting gloves? team colors, black, or white. socks? shoes? what do you think.

the ONLY exception to this are baserunning mitts. you want to out yourself as a gigantic delicate pussy and wear them? fine, pick whatever color you want to humiliate yourself.

and don't get me started on eye black. somehow these fucking retards decided a simple line under your eye wasn't enough. no, we have to pretend we're professional wrestlers from the attitude era and smear shit down our cheeks. ooooh, intimidating! how about a messy cross? yeaaaaah, just like jesus am i rite? it's all so fucking embarassing.

i'll save the jewelry discussion for another post because i have 10,000 words on the subject

Our Reds :)

>>149287387
>the biggest issue in this pic is the undershirt/sleeves. they should be white or red with this uniform. not black. not rainbow.
THAT WASN'T SO HARD WAS IT ELLY

>>149287333
>Food posting in MY baseball genny?
This is a Cane's general.

>>149287379
yeah we got a fair amount of the big chains but none of the regional ones like cane's except for maybe Carl's jr
>>149287407
Huey Magoo's general

>>149287387
You should appreciate the creativity your team shows with their uniforms. Why don't you come watch my Yankees instead? My Yankees, who won't get a city connect for the sake of tradition, won’t even wear a throwback jersey, and barely allow any deviation from the standard.

>>149287387
>i'll save the jewelry discussion for another post because i have 10,000 words on the subject
The anger I feel watching a player with thousands of dollars of jewelry not slide head first.

>>149287387
>eyeblack
I see your point. There's no reason for wearing eye black unless you’re at the level of a player like Aaron Judge. It’s a bit unnecessary when not everyone has the recognition as elite.

>>149287262
report back with a review of the oreo frosty

Rockies have 4 game winning streak

>>149287262
saucy nuggs

>>149287559
Rockies have done more offensively than the New York Yankees.

>>149287559
They’re also .500 (8-8) in June

>>149287262
say my name flavor potatos

>>149287088
gm

>>149287291
too soon still. man, the time does fly.

He is one based Redditor!

New York Yankees selected the contract of LHP Jayvien Sandridge from Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders.

New York Yankees activated RHP Yerry De los Santos.

Doyers

Hopefully, the Yankees pay respects to freedom this Juneteenth.

>>149287731
wish we could rest him more

>>149287731

>>149287426
the yanks are perhaps a bit too sacred about their uniform, and could easily do a city connect without damaging their brand. but my main issue is the individual color decisions detracting from the team uniform. if you're going to accessorize, match the uniform you're wearing (picrel)

>>149287793
He'll probably get some rest during the Nats and Royals series. We just need to put some distance between us and the Giants and Padres.

My wedding is Saturday and it’s going to be like 95 degrees and humid. Fuck this gay earth

>>149287947
should've had it earlier in the year. congrats nonetheless and hope it's a great day for you otherwise.

>>149287947
Will you miss a game of /yourteam/?

yankees city connect

>>149287947
>he fell for the June Wedding meme

>>149287947
Do not have children.

>>149287947
congrats

Which players walk like women?

Our sox

>>149288054
based…BASED!!!

but when is baseball

>>149288315
>He's not listening to the Twins
ngmi

/mlb/ does schizophrenically email their team's customer service demanding a change right?

>>149288331
wut

>>149288326
but the twins suck ass

>>149288331
How are you doing social media person? Could I have a follow please..

When are the Cubbies making up yesterday's game?

>>149288005
>>149288036
>>149288063
>>149288096
>>149288113
Thanks I’m very nervous. I won’t be able to focus enough to watch baseball

My Angels are losing today.

>michael kay giving juneteenth history lessons

Happy Juneteenth bros.

>>149288512
Happy Juneteenth anon

MIKE
FUCKNG
TROUT
GIVES THE HALOS THE LEAD

FUCK YOU BUXTON

If I weren't broke as a broke dog, I would attend Mookie's Juneteenth celebration. I'll go next year Mook :(

SOMEBODY JUST FIRED SHOTS AT THE COOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149288512
>>149288532
>>149288560
Happy Juneteenth, anons.

Fuck this blind ass ump

>>149288674

>>149288674
there's a smaller strikezone this year and some umps have been overcorrecting way too much

So it begins…

>>149288803
I kneel umppies

>After review the call stands. The runner at second is out!

imagine having to bring an umbrella to a day game at the ballpark.

Metsbros, on a scale of 1-10, how worried are you right now? Soto is finally getting back to his old self, and Lindor and Alonso are doing fine. Marte, Nimmo and McNeil are doing okay. Batting wise, Alvarez sucks, Baty is meh, Young sucks, Taylor sucks, Mauricio is dreadful.

Our rotation seems to be blowing up. The last two series have been awful.

Rough patch or did somebody figure out "the lab"?

>>149288762
That shit ended up mattering too, it moved the runner over to 3rd and then he scored on a fielder's choice.

>>149288913
>soto is finally getting back to his old self
He got the gastric bypass and started losing weight?

I'm working but I'll be monitoring them cubbies closely today to see if they were cursed by quints yesterday
>>149277777

>>149288803
Umpies...please no... that's my wife...

ADELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149288979
All curses and bad vibes can be dispelled, all you need to say is
>Cubgers tho

Set fire to the rain.

>have a cheeseburger
>have two

I feel like I’m watching the same game over and over again.

>>149289097
>he doesn't know we’re an equestrian racing organization now

>>149289085
Shouldn't these be Blue Jays?

what kind of porn should I fap to today?

They should just play all games in California. It never rains here.

Twins going crazy on the Resd rn

>>149289198
The legend of fatlonso is echoed through time. Fat Soto even more.

Twisn

>>149289214
scat

>>149289214
cuckqueen

>>149289214

>>149289214

>>149289214
Who's the female of your team’s broadcast crew?

>>149289262
kirsten watson, and she owes me sex

>>149289231
gross.

This ump actually has it out for my Angels, these are some ridiculously bad calls.

>>149289239
good call.
>>149289259
I fap exclusively to amateur porn, sorry.

>>149289305
Find her looksmatch using online tools.

Grisham!

>>149289259
This woman is not black

We’re back.

>>149289305
love kirsten

Well, at least we already won the series.

SEEEE YAAA

Roxbros I have some bad news...

>ICE spotted outside Dodger Stadium
>Dodgers did not give them permission to come onto the premises
Don't upset the ghosts of Chavez Ravine

>>149289407
made for bdc

Why doesnt Portland have a MLB team. The Mariners are too alone in a map

>>149289407
Meredith is sexier.

>>149289478
Braves aren't beating out the Padres for a wild card spot

>>149289510
They're the second most likely expansion candidate after Nashville right now

>>149289510
because phil knight isn't a baseball fan

>>149289491
kek it's real
https://dodgersnation.com/dodgers-denied-access-to-ice-agents-trying-to-access-dodger-stadium-report/2025/06/19/

Is it normal to support two teams way too differently geographically in the US
Like being a Steelers/ Dodgers fan

>>149289530
They literally have a stadium being built.

>>149289566
It's not normal, but typically explained by families with split loyalties. Typically it's for those without geographic ties or for those who jump to the most successful team of their youth (Cowboys, Lakers, Yankees, etc)

>>149289491
>>149289554
https://www.youtube.com/live/YBWPNxXRIR8
lolol good, ticket prices to see my doyers have gotten out of hand.

>>149289478
>barves above the poodres despite being 5 and a half games behind them in the standings

Shawn O’Well sold that HBP. Barely grazed him.

>>149286968 (OP)
/hoc/ is over. All /mlb/ now.

>>149289566
>being a Steelers/ Dodgers fan
are you me?

>>149289566
not really. usually only happens when you or a parent are a transplant to a city but retain some fandom. also happens when your city does not have a local team for that sport

>>149289590
They don't. It's still in the planning stages

>>149289566
Nah not really. I root for the Cowboys Lakers and Dodgers, three mexican teams

>>149289652
I kneel Panama. Thanks for the information.

I'm still twitching

>>149289566
>steelers/dodgers
actually a pretty normal LA combo thanks to the NFL abandoning LA for 20 years, whenever the steelers come to LA sofi stadium is full of steelers fans
You could say the same for teams like the packers, cowboys, 49ers, raiders, eagles

Schanuel's been playing much better defense lately.

>Its time for White Sox baseball

>>149289566
Yes, Dodger fans have no loyalty to their own city and will often be 49ers or Cowboy fans.

>>149289719
You can say the same about most warm weather cities. It's easy to convince someone from Buffalo, Green Bay or Pittsburgh to visit LA, Miami and Vegas for a football weekend.

No. Lan Shawn O. Well

Al. X. Rodrygez

>>149289566
>Like being a Steelers/ Dodgers fan
NFL came and left Los Angeles so many times that people in LA who like football adopted other teams. I know Dodger fans who also root for the Steelers, Cowboys, Niners, Broncos, Dolphins, or Seahawks, in addition to the obvious Raiders (who were in LA for like 15 years).

I do not know why anyone who lives in Pittsburgh would be a Dodgers fan though. Imagine that's rare.

>>149289602
>Typically it's for those without geographic ties or for those who jump to the most successful team of their youth (Cowboys, Lakers, Yankees, etc)
Yeah, some casual fans really just start following a sport because of one star player, and they adopt that team. Lots of Bulls fans across the country because of Jordan, Lakers fans because of Magic, Kobe, Lebron. Maybe Ohtani is having that effect too?

>>149287262
>im finna gonna
>what should I order

An English language arts text book, you illiterate moron.

Umps aint beating the allegations.

ITFCB

>>149289903
are you cubgers?

NPB Results

>>149289937
NPB standings

>>149289783
I've attended a Raiders game in the Colosseum. I also went to a Rams game in Anaheim. When they left I cheered for Seattle for awhile before losing interest in football altogether. Now >we have two teams and I don't give a shit.

Jameo was due to get shelled

>>149289917
>are you cubgers?
Go cubs? Go dodgers? Cubgers?

>>149289955
KBO Results

>>149289958
You should let the Ramdgers into your heart

>>149289969
walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

if you're not cubgers then you should not be appropriating ITFDB©

>>149289214
SONE-737

>>149289958
Rams are establishing their rightful claim as LA's premier football team.

(To the tune of seven nation army)
RAPE FREDDY PERALTA

>>149289566
I root for my local but I am friends with a bunch of guys from Philly (We met playing MW2 as kids) so I root for Philly teams with my friends until they play my team.

freddy gon look real good gettin gaped today!

My Anaheim Angels , Los Angeles sucks

>>149290038
Freddy getting fingered

>>149289937
lol, called it
>>149283721

Happ should have spiked Freddy’s achilles

>>149289955
>>149289937
Baystar bros we've been on a terrible losing streak

>>149290036
>>149289982
Really can't be bothered to watch football unless it's a kino snow game. I'll just watch the premiership during football season.

Attaeye tucker

My Angels can’t get on base

>>149290104
I play vidya

no...NO!!!

>>149289937
>Carp
Embarrassing

>>149290036
>Have to win over LA over the Chargers
Thats like saying the Astros had to fight hard to win the AL West over eternal shitters in the Rangers, Angels and Mariners.

PCA BOMB

PEEEEEEE SEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OMFGIMFGOMOMFGIMFGOMOFMG

What is your favorite video game mobile?

attaboy Dan’s B

>>149290176
phone games are garbage but I’ve been playing MahjongSoul a lot so I guess that

>>149290176
easy…balatro

no...NO!!!

>>149290143
>Have to win over LA over the Chargers
lol nah, nobody gives a shit about the chorgers. rams aren't being overflooded with fans because la fans are just cautious having been fucked over already.

Pee C. Gay

Jameo isn’t finishing his pitches he’s falling off the mound COME ON somethings not right

The cavalry is here

>>149290245
I just want JanRyuMon back bros...

>>149290286
geez, he got fat

>>149290176
Brawl stars

>>149290286
fatty got a triple chin lol

nail that small faggot in the head next time...kill him...

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE BLEEPIN ME

stankees lol

WARDY BOY

Let's gooooooooooo California Angels

>>149290286
Finally, my Railkees can win some games.

stinkeebros...

Will the Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?

urg

>>149290176
hearthstone here, but balatro looks fun.

>>149290333
Checked

>>149290176
backgammon

>>149290350
>urg
t.urg

>>149290176
diablo immortal was fun for a year, but i got tired of the grind (and level of p2w) unfortunately. haven't jumped into a new game since.

>>149287152
>rockies didn't make the list
interesting

I'm gonna mow my lawn and listen to the Yankees game.

>>149290436
is that a euphemism?

>>149290453
No, the suns been out and my grass grew faster than I thought.

PCA is weird looking

Looks like they'll be taking Juan for the road

>>149290473
Its sad what they did to that mest player

>>149290463
is THAT a euphemism?

>>149290490
No.

>>149290473
keep us posted

>>149290473
there goes the venders selling knockoff shit outside the stadium

>>149290473
ICE deferred

Yikes! 103.5 MPH to the shin.

>>149290473
Dodgers probably invited them desu

Tigs feasting on the Pirates rn

Anderson still going with a blood soaked sock.

>>149290535
I love watching r/dodgers seethe over this

>>149290036
LOL

Caglione finally gets a homer in his 52nd AB

>>149290550
ew, but the bullpen is taxed so i get it

>>149289783

It's time for Blue Jays béisbol

>>149290511
paco tried to sell me a clear stadium-friendly dodgers bag for $20 while waiting in line for parking, bought one in the stadium for I think $8. ship them all back.

>bloody shin
gotta rub some dirt on that homie

>>149290535
Holy based Doyers.

>>149289602
I have a blaxican cousin who is literally a fan of the Yankees, Lakers and Cowboys

sit the FUCK down!!!

I love Anderson, he's not the best pitcher out there but he's always giving it his all.

SWING FOR DA FENCES !

‘Toids dying out

strike 7!
sit the FUCK down!!!

cubbiebros....
>>149277777

Late Night Lamonte, i guess he can't do anything if it's daytime

Gotta have a dawg Gaus start today. Anything less is a travesty

Ball 4, you’re outta here!

>>149290613
My biggest gripe with Mexicans has always been that the vast majority of them are fairweather glory hunters.
>t. grew up in the SW

FAGGumps!

>giving the brewers all the calls because their team is full of Juneteenth Jiggaboos
Thanks Manfred!

>>149287559
jintsbros our rivals are dominating us in the raffy devers era

My favorite Mexicans are the Raider Mexicans. Despite how obnoxious the they are you can tell they are very loyal for putting up with such a dogshit franchise for so long

>>149289982

>fernando testes jr. tested positive for PEDs

>>149290849
will guggenheim man buy the rams and kings next?

sit the FUCK down you little imp!

sneks

sit the FUCK down you little imp!

>>149290825
i thought it was just something for them to get together. do they really like football?

Should have hit the little faggot in the head but I can't be upset about a K

8 hits top of 4th
sigh welp vgh

Rape Frelick

Jackson FAGGOT

>>149290889
I have no idea but they will tell you how much they love the Raiders. They’ll probably fight a 49er fan just because

Jackson FAGGOT

After a long process of paperwork, interviews, and waiting, I finally got approved for my B1/B2 visa! I was so excited to visit Los Angeles and check something off my bucket list: watching the Dodgers live at Dodger Stadium.

But honestly, with everything going on about ICE being aggressive and targeting Latinos... I’m starting to feel uneasy. I know I’ll be traveling legally with a visa, but part of me still worries about being stopped or harassed just for looking a certain way or speaking Spanish. I'm from El Salvador.

smells like a pitchers duel in this getaway game, get cozy

the cubes owe me sex with Alice

>>149290889
Raiders fans are in it for the dress-up. They don't watch football.

>>149290961
relax

>>149290613
I work with a guy that looks like the fat goblino meme that likes Yankees Lakers and Patriots

>>149290952
Make sure you have your papers at anll times and you should be fine.

>>149291007
>im from all three cities mang

bloop and a blast
sneks

>>149290952
r/humansbeingawesome

Gausman keeps struggling

>>149290613
>Yankees, Lakers and Cowboys
holy cringe. I refuse to support teams outside of my local market

>>149290952
that person should use the situation to their advantage. buy a one-way ticket to LA and get a free return trip after the game

FLY DANSBY FLY

attaboy Dansby

get the FUCK out of my ballpark FREDDY FAGGOT!!!

freddy faggot...FREDDY FAGGOT!!!

>>149291031
https://store.steampowered.com/app/239030/Papers_Please/

There’s a small blip on the radar
Please kill Freddy with lightning God

Alice Larson in the missionary position for the holy task of reproduction

I can’t se how a grown adult can be a fan of more than two sports, considering there’s so much overlap between the NBA, NHL and MLB.

>>149291131
okay this is getting weird...

Get da bat off ya shouldas

We are over 3/5ths of the way to nu tho.

KIRKY

>>149290872
Kroenke isn't gonna let go of the Rams so easily

kek nice groundout you FAGGOT!!!!

CACA!!!!!!!

you are a fucking PUSSY. swing the bat you fucking pussy.

If you’re gonna walk him on 4 pitches just hit him in the head with one

cocksuckers dont wanna swing LOL kill them then

right down the middle turang you bitch made sissy what you gonna do now??

>>149291179
That lady in the pink shirt will catch one yet.

Real funny (((coincidence))) how these rainless delays only happen when the Yankees are batting and not when their pitchers would have been inconvenienced by a sudden stop

>>149291254
Hit a double

what the f&(#% $(!@#&R#*!@&

easy to get a hit when you get 4 strikes fucking cheating cocksuckers

>>149291272
shut the fuck up bitch LMAO

WAKE THE FUCK UP UMP YOU FAGGOT COCKSUCKER

slow stroking the long way inside of Alice.

rhys DUMBASS KEK!!!!!11

>>149291302
creep

organ player was playing LOTR!!!!!!!!!

KINO!!!!!!!!!!!

hahhahahahhahh...HAHHAHAHAHHAHH!!!

no...NO!!!

BREW CREW
CUBES
LOL

I could have hit that Jesus Christ DFA this spook

>>149291326
YOU'RE A JUNETEENTH $*!(@#&$ LOL GO BACK TO &(&@!@)&$ YOU LITTLE &)$&!@)#&! ILL *%)*! YOU &%(&!$)*

>>149291342
qrd on $*!(@#&$ LOL GO BACK TO &(&@!@)&$ YOU LITTLE &)$&!@)#&! ILL *%)*! YOU &%(&!$)*?

don't have a cow Alice

>>149291342
I don't think Alice likes black people...

can you all tag your posts with the game you are currently watching so i know where the action is thanks (currently watching: no game)

>>149289566
In Los Angeles yes. They didn’t have a football team for 20 years and hardly anybody gives a shit about the Rams and chargers.
It’s all raiders, Niners, cowboys, Steelers, packers, etc

Female MLB Debuts in 2026
>>149269703

>>149291378
Sure (currently taking a shit)

>>149287387
That helmet really pops I haven't really seen this team up close this year, never really care about the Reds.

>>149289510
Its too American of a sport.

Need every doypaco to make a trip to Dodger stadium today

N%*)!&$ GET THE fuck BACK TO &)!#&0# ACTUAL $&!)$& A

YOU DUMB BLACK MOTHERFUCKER!!!! YOU WILL PAY!!!!

Have the doyers finally found their huevos?

liner back to peralta's throat would be really nice here...

this game is proof that the cusb fucking suck

>>149291437
¡ay dios mio!

RAPE FREDDY!!!!!

damn it so close to tripping over the step and breaking their neck! just a little closer!

SNEKS
luv Geno
simple as

new tigers fan here, are the cubbiesisters always like this??

Joe Ceraulo

Gausman is moving closer and closer to bum territory, he looks so unsteady and hittable this season.

I hope the brewers team plane crashes on their way out of Chicago ^_^

>>149291575
same xD

Cusb getting absolutely sodomized by big brewer cock my goodness

>Chicango

>>149291628
I'm literally a girl

>>149291437
>>149291490
Based Doyers I would pay to watch Ohtani throw beans at ICE

>>149291575
As a girl I was thinking the same thing

Anthopoulos saying we aren't trading Sale no matter what seems a bit premature

Good job not getting swept by the Rockies, Nats, but 11 straight losses really isn't a good look. You guys need some real bullpen depth if you want to be competitive again. Tell you what, we'll give you Wandy Peralta from the AMAZING Padres bullpen, and maybe even one or two of our amazing Chihuahua pitchers in exchange for James Wood! I think that's a steal, if anything, you should also give us CJ Abrams too, but we'll settle for just Wood!

One day, we will hear about a MLB pitcher killing someone with a 100+ mph baseball to the head during a domestic/neighbor dispute.

cry more

>>149290176
AMOGUS

>>149291665
I hear Greinke did that when the neighbors kids forgot to pick up their dog's poo from his lawn

Right over the plate sambo

>>149291665

Is gaping the chimpcongoans on juneteenth considered a hate crime?

>>149291690
I’m a Brewers fan and I’m black. Pipe down, /pol/

>>149291690
something something gape something something Alice

>>149291681
Kek, SUS xD

what a faggot hope that faggot dives on a nail next time

Who the fuck is alice

>>149291179
every time i see his at bats i get the impression his circumference is longer than his height

>>149291704
Based. The ‘toids need to be put in a corner.

cmon Buschie

wow actual faggot ump today

>WEW A NO HITTER
>turns on stream
>langford base hit
>turns off stream

umps vs the cubs again why do I bother with this crap at least vidya is fair!

>>149290889
The raiders, 49ers, and cowboys have had Mexican quarterbacks but it was the raiders that had the most success with a Mexican headcoach and a Mexican quarterback winning two superbowls in the 80s

>>149291806
what's the name of the ump at the plate today?

>>149291820
I think his name is stupid cocksucker the third

>>149291820
The ump's name is Adam Beck... Do a quick google search. I promise a kek...! maybe even a lel :)

that was magically a strike last half inning now it’s a ball

Streak snapped. Baseballs looking good again.

Just saw Freddy Peralta jaywalking and I ran him over with my car, AITA?

Tarik Skubal is fat as shit

genuinely hope turang dies desu

>>149291947
Better than faggot hoerner

>>149291947

>>149291909
lol just went down a rabbit hole on the mother, after they were excommunicated by the mormons both she and the husband came out as gay and got divorced

>>149291947
this af!!!

>>149291947
this

>>149291947
Everyone dies so you're not saying anything

how come they decided to use Skenes for game 2 instead of giving us the Skenes vs Skubal matchup?

It's over

>>149292007
kek! I was more referring to the guy with downs but that's hilarious...KEK!!!

strike em out throw em out

>>149291947

hopefully that breaks Pavin out of the slump he has been in

>>149292036
If there offense wasn't so dogshit they probably would. This gives them a chance for a split at least.

>>149292102
FAGGOTBACKS!!!

>>149292067
‘ini

Blow Gays are getting blown out kek.

>>149292054
nothing is over against this snek bullpen

>>149292143
>kek
oh that's an 'ini

>>149291686
this is quite based I must say

attaboy carson's

Queen's Korner

Doyers

sorry we have replay now you cheating fucks

>>149292190
cane's

holy umpball at wrigley, and I say that as a brewerbro

>>149292165
Gausman is shook, this is going to end up as a blowout at this rate.

Yanks turned the corner

1st base ump is a faggot too lol

The New York Yankees have won a baseball game :)

Ball 4, you’re out!

Gausmans gonna have to find his form fast if he wants any postseason action.

I fear Scherzer will be pretty hittable too. Pitching in Buffalo is not an accurate forecast for how he'll play against MLB hitters.

I wonder if Bo might be one of those dangled for a couple arms in the trade deadline...

Yankees are back

HAPP SLAPP

oooo I’m peeing my pants for Ian!

>Yaks getting hot in time for a four game series at the end of the month

Could decide whether Jays get a wildcard spot or not. Might be a firey four games.

OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA!

>>149292372
Trading Bo would be risky. Jays can't afford to lose his bat now. Especially with Santander out. They'll probably just dumpster dive for innings and put Bassitt and Berrios as the top 2 guys in the rotation.

>>149291437
Reddit is very mad about this

PUCK YOU JUST PUCK YOU

>>149292462
IIIIIIIIII-I-IIIIIIIIII-I-I’M
HOOKED ON A FEELING!
I’M HIGH ON BELIEVIN’
THAT YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH MEEEEEE

webb is a strikeout machine this year without an overpowering fastball

you love to see it

homo mets gonna continue the gay skid today

should he 5-3 cubs but the umps are gonna ump. Sigh

stomp a mets fan in the nuts
stomp him twice

based

>>149292577
cubbies still can do this!!!

>>149292490
>trading Bo would be risky

So would letting him walk for nothing if they miss the playoffs, no?

>>149292457
I hope it's competitive.

attaboy Buschie!
WHITE LIGHTNING

>>149292594
>dhs excuse
lmao

>Skubal and Skenes pitching today
>But in different games of the doubleheader
You had one dang gum job.

>>149292630
Call me a boomer, but government agencies should not be tweeting or posting meme images.

cubback

>>149292608
The Bo market is kinda limited rn, he'd be an expensive rental to whoever's trading for him. And the Jays really aren't sellers this deadline. He's not really being shopped around either

>>149292654
nah i agree

>>149292630
>fesd
kek!

>>149292630
>unrelated
yea, I'm sure... because everyone knows that the parking lot is public. Definitely nothing to do with the Dodgers organization preparing to announce how they intend on helping immigrant communities today.

>>149292630

>>149292658
bold but I think I'll stick to just my sneks

>>149292674
the parking lot and the property itself is private, actually

>>149292630
oh just taking the scenic route, doing some sightseeing

>fesd
kek

>>149292695
I was being ironic. They absolutely went there to cause shit.

>>149292693
I think it’s a portmanteau of cubs and comeback but IANAET

happy birthday kuip :)

kek happy birthday kuip

>>149292630
>Briefly
They were out there for over two hours lol

>>149292594
You have to go back paco

>>149292594
Based

The fuck was that Seiya

How do Red Sox fans feel when they see John Henry spending like crazy on his soccer team while penny pinching like a pauper with the Red Sox?

>>149292770
fuck the fesd and fuck (You) kek

As a cubs fan.

My feddy weddys ^_^

>>149292718
>IANAET
I have no idea what this means and neither does google

>>149292790
Fuck you faggot, you are going back

>>149292719
the edible baseball cards idea is dope but it seemed like he didn't enjoy how they taste

>>149292810
>chusd
KEK!

>>149292654
I like TSAs posts on Instagram

Yankees won btw.

>>149292660
Sounds like he's gonna walk for nothing then. Great.

>>149291490
>>149292630
two very very very unrelated things right here

>>149292844
Based Pokebro

I sure hope Bo isn't another Shawn Green

>>149292844
it’s time…

>>149292719
Happy Birthday Kuip!

attaboy dansby

attaeye Dano

>>149292810
chusd seething kek

>>149292874
>*crushes you into red 4*

>>149292855
I'm hopeful he'll re-sign. But, it's looking like that's still undecided. There's still time to see if anything changes.

>>149292919
not so fast!

can anyone explain why today's dodger/padre game isn't a day game? i thought thursdays were getaway days when teams had to travel for their weekend series and league rules stipulate an earlier start time

EVERYONE DO THE CUBBIE BEAR STOMP

attaeye buschie

>>149292963
I was wondering the same thing. My guess is they both play at home tomorrow. But idk

My heart is racing!

>>149292963
Both the Padres and Dodgers play at home tomorrow, and the flight from LA to SD is 45 minutes.

kek cusb

>>149293019
afaik, they usually make the drive up and down the 5 when they play SD

sewers really finna bouta gonna blow this kek

NICO SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

NICO SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cubback looking good

>>149292954
It's reminding me of a certain someone

>>149290570
Cags hits a 439' bomb for his 2nd HR

Broors stay on top for the top of the 9th

SHAW POP!!!

WITHIN 1 !

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

>ice was escorted out by LAPD
lmao

https://x.com/KevinTakumi/status/1935776569785803118

nu in a few

nu in a few

>>149293136
who gives a fuckiana???!!

NU
>>149293139
>>149293139
>>149293139

>>149293136
>fesd

New

>>149293170
>>149293170
>>149293170

>>149293136
fake news!

>>149292770
dying out