argie edition
previously on /hoc/:
>>149294768

>American Hockey League championship
>won by Canada

SCAAAAAARRRRRR

>>149306712
You are a fag.

>>149306725
seethe

>>149306687 (OP)
are there mexican hockey players?

>>149306768
>cope breton
Jen

>>149306712
Poor buji

Whoops!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz-IhTywz7M

>>149306810
does anyone on the planet like either of these goofs

Oil status?

Canada still seething?

>>149306799
Does he not deserve a Panthers ring?

>>149306850
me :)

>>149306770
Yea

>colton and wood are unhappy and almost certainly on the way out
>drouin likely to test the market like last year
>jonathan toews reportedly down to winnipeg or colorado
>coyle isn't getting traded
>lindgren isn't getting resigned
>LOC out with hip surgery probably until january

this has been your my avsies update

>>149306810
Brady is based for embracing the sens.
similarly Matthew is based for abandoning the flames.

>>149306872
Teams decide how many rings they make so he might get one but he won’t be on the cup
):

>>149306823
Who am I rooting for

>>149306898
>he won’t be on the cup
McDavid relationship stays strong.

>>149306871
/hoc/ towa

>>149306871
Yes, and they continue to live down here.

Business idea for Gary and European Gary: Bring back the Victoria Cup
Kitties vs ZSC Lions
Battle of the cats :3

This is when I knew kitties won.

>>149306991

>>149307018
Odds Gary heels them?

Not even the best player in the world can take over Garys agenda. We might get another panthers cup next year so just brace yourselves for that.

and there'll be all these storylines and hyped up teams but when it all comes down to it Gary will give the cup to Miami again and it'll garner 6 more fans

>>149307146
>best player in the world
Then why has he never won the Stanley Cup or the World Cup of Hockey?

I WANT BROCK BOESER

why yes, I do have far too much time on my hands

>>149307174
shannon is a girl's name desu

>>149307155
Talking points, everyone who KNEW more than me was wrong.

>>149307196
I don't know who Marchese is but he sounds like he came from planet retard.

>>149307174
Please never post again

>>149307174
Please post here more often.

>>149307215

>>149307215
>Like the kids on /hoc/ would say to this post
Just like my Islanders

>>149306889
Colton and Wood are meh, Drouin was a ghost, and Lindgren is an NPC. Meh. Worse things happened to Colorado.

https://youtu.be/Mbxws3e3yoI
It's up

>>149307215
monitor on

i don't watch anything regarding the isles unless they're playing my team

i watch everything regarding the isles even if they're not playing my team

>>149307224
>>149307232
>>149307341
Melt down

>>149307364
nah that's you samir

is there a steve dangle for the islanders?

>>149307364
"we don't narrate our lives here," i said handsomely

>>149307364
go back to your country

>>149307371
Bud

>>149307371
Not every team can be so lucky as to have their own faggot

>>149307521
pot calling the kettle black

>>149307525
I smoke pot. But it's not black.

>>149306770
Yes

>>149307368
>>149307384
>>149307398
Meltdown

What will the new Atlanta expansion team be called? I would go with the singular trend of Kraken and Mammoth and call them Atlanta Epidemic.

>>149307579
yes we know, you're on the third day of your bender

>>149307598
My gay uncle died of aids in 1994 or 1995 idk i was a kid.

>>149307622
That's just the average late night /hoc/ poster

Y'know, Barkov used to play with Jagr.

>>149307598
Isn't Atlanta Aids more obvious? They could be an only black team too!

>>149307848
harbl

I strive for a /hoc/ without racism

>>149307857
Bobba

>>149307866
Thats funny I strive for one without retarded canadians

>>149307848
Too much on the nose

>>149307880
I havent seen any so mission accomplished

The rat

https://youtu.be/l9R4M_AjoS4

>>149307916
Congratulations

>>149307954
So fucking based. Seeing Marchand win another cup also. Hell yeah fuck yeah.

steve dangle's dangits

>>149306687 (OP)
we are more a rugger nation btw

Morning /hoc/, have a great midsummer! :)

>>149308468

>>149306712
whoa!

>a thread without any american retardation
a dream

The return for Marchment is a bit meh.

>>149308613
A midsummer's dream you might say?

Is it true? A Canadian team won the American Hockey League championship?

>>149308764
>meh
that would have been a 2nd round pick
instead nill got 2 picks that will turn into nothing

>>149308781
Checkers ain't it

>>149308827
chequers*

I'm curious
https://poal.me/o3z1sp
(I only added the SCF teams cause I'm lazy, just add your team yourself)

>>149308808
I'm afraid you're right.

i really like this stat

>>149308969
Hmm shant be clicking

309 days until hockey season starts

>>149309084
no
it's always hockey time somewhere
(in australia, for instance)

Idea: we all decide on a historical game to watch and post as if its live

I just shaved my playoff beard.
It's really cold. Getting a haircut tomorrow, then work Saturday.

>literally no one posted a single pic of the panthers at a strip club last night
You are all fags

>>149309451
>strip club
>only a dude in the pic
gay

gn chat

>>149309488
Whats gay about this?

>>149309535
>chat
gay

>>149309725
watch it, pal. it's june.

>>149309689
How long do they party nonstop before they go back to their regular lives? A week?

>>149309689
hes a long way away from this day

>>149309732
not for long

unlock a bud

Thank god it’s friday

craving ppc right now

Today's wordle was bullshit
I still guessed it somehow

>>149309837
>corn syrup
>rice syrup
they say that it doesn't matter what they ferment, but i don't believe that

Laffs

>>149310061
Why does the >laffsbear have jaundice?

>>149310053
the canadian version doesnt have corn in it

>>149310069
bud light prides itself on using rice syrup instead of corn syrup. it's the same shit though

>>149310082
not really
people have been distilling rice for centuries

american put corn syrup in everything
its disgusting

>>149308613
>a canacuckistan without any Cups
A reality

>>149310108
Just like my islanders

>Americans who won the Conn Smythe
Leetch, Thomas, Quick, Kane
>Europeans who won the Conn Smythe
Lidstrom, Zetterberg, Malkin, Ovi, Hedman, Vasilevsky

>>149310176
>Leetch, Thomas, Quick, Kane
what a short list

>>149309061
A fucking Costco employee

>>149307136
>utah gets cold during winter
Yeah

>>149308808
>>149308971
The picks are just pork chops to tie around the neck of Dumba. Also Marchment apparently had a fat list of he teams he didn’t want to be traded to.

>>149309061

>>149310222
>Ten team no trade list
overblown
why did nill give marchment a ntc in the first place lol

Marchment is a playoff no-show, a Mid-6 20 goal scorer, a rental on the last year of a $4.5M contract that Dallas will not be extending as he'll want $6M for 8 years. Wtf do you think that draws, numales?

lewd

>>149310299
Because he doesn’t like state income tax either? Either way that’s what it is tho. Marchment was getting dumped regardless and so those picks are solely to flip Dumba.

>>149310301
>he'll want $6M for 8 years
lol
kraken would be stupid to give him that term

>>149310301
This plus he’s already 30

>>149310315
>muh tax
everytime
it doesnt matter
texas in the salary cap era is a loser state

>>149309535

>>149309689
nothing

>>149310331
>tax rates don’t matter
Well it’s easy to say when it’s not your income being taxed.

>>149310350
if they matter so much then why is dallas unable to attract the talent necessary to win?

Well, it sucks that the Oilers couldn’t get it done again. And l’m pretty sure nobody feels worse than the players. While the Panthers were celebrating with their fans pelting the ice with plastic rats, there was this shot. Starting goaltender Stuart Skinner sitting in his crease, defeated, and his goaltending partner, Calvin Pickard came out and stood beside him sharing the load with his teammate. A wonderful example to all the young players out there on how to be a great teammate.

>>149310359
Like Mason Marchment? How assblasted are you that you’ve resorted to this?

>>149310304
How many hiv and aids did he contract from touching it. RIP

>>149310369
you were the one who default to your dumb tax argument when challenged
why settle for marchment when the tax advantage should have landed a better talent?
except nill signed marchment, a no show shitter

>>149310359
If they matter so little why can’t Edmonton get a half-decent goaltender that’s the real question

>>149310384
like who?
which goalie is available at 10 mil to take them to a cup?

Ah the retards are going at it again

>assblasted at hockey discussion

>>149310381
Your team is paying Darnell “feared by his teammates loved by his opponents” Nurse 9.25mil a year maybe worry about your own GM lmao

>>149310368
I like Skinner, I'd like to see how he does on a non-fraud team before giving him the final verdict of SHIT

>>149310393
I’d reckon anyone has a better chance than Skinner and Pickard

>>149310409
>my team
i have no affiliation with the edmonton oilers
way to completely dodge the marchment question
too hard hitting for you it seems

>>149310420
yet you are completely unable to name a single example

>>149310421
>i have no affiliation with the edmonton oilers
That’s what I’d be saying too right about now if I were you, Samir. I get it.

>>149310408
>tax matters
>no it doesn't
>your team sucks
>no your team sucks
There I summed up the next 6 hours for you

>>149310430
meds

>>149310429
>muh schizo boogeyman
its already come to this

>>149310428
you know what you're right, skinner and pickard were the right guys for the job, no one could do it better

How would my pens shit tendies have faired in Skinner's position? Ned, Jarry, Blomqvist? Any of them have a chance?

>>149310428
Sounds like you’re already coping for the inevitable running back of Skinner and Pickard

>>149310458
i dont give a shit who tends their net

>>149310460
Oh yeah we’re definitely coping for the inevitable running back of Skinner and Pickard

Was looking through some banana ball videos on YT and literally every single comment is from a 60 year old women lusting after college baseball players.

>>149310469
goaltender doesnt matter much in the current league
otter got btfo by nurse

>>149310479
>goaltender doesnt matter much in the current league
Then why did Bobrovsky single handily humiliate the Soilers?

>>149310474
it best watching in rt and baiting them with thirsty comments

>>149310498
>single handily
he didnt get named mvp
you assessment of his performance is overblown
barkov is the real hero, that guy shutdown mcmeme completely

Good night /hoc/

>>149310368
Tweedle dee and tweedle dumb kneel in the goal crease after letting down the king and queen of spades once again

>>149310533
good night, sweetheart

Zito = Gandalf
Panthers = Fellowship of the Cup

>>149310569
does that make tallon saruman

>>149310498
Boobtitsky shitting himself in game 4 when the Kitties took a three goals lead is the only reason the Kitties didn't gentleman sweep

>>149310479
Wanna trade tendies if it doesn't matter?

Sauron - Gary
Nazgûls - The Sunbelt
Gil-Galad - Oilers
Elrond - Sennies
Isildur - Flames
Gollum - laffs

Just took a marner that was so huge it felt I got punched right in the butthole

Laffs-West and Laffs-East are alike. They've spent many years fucking up their cap, with loser talent. You can't turn that around overnight.

>>149307857
Pools closed

>>149310569
Gary = Sauron

>>149308468
Cute :3

>>149310368
Why not just head to the locker room instead of suffering through ratageddon?

>>149310474
Gary should really leverage the popularity of hockey Romance novels and promote the game to horny women

>sips

>>149310636
Aragorn - my Redwings

Yeah Marchand is staying in Florida

wordle in 4

>>149310994
Same here. Perfect on connections too

Marchand - Gimli

i didnt get wordle :(

>>149311091
Keep your chin up honey. You'll get it tomorrow

Should McDavid demand a trade to the panthers? People are asking

>>149311141
this isnt apehoop. he cant lebron his way onto the next team he thinks is going to win the cup whenever he wants. gary is the best

i dont know what forechecking is

>>149311141
He’s heading to a different sunbelt team, like la or Dallas

>>149310304
Wifes are ok with the boys going to a striptease club?

>>149310706
McDavid, Draisaitl, Nurse and Bouchard. The new Core Four. Biz was laughing at this.

>>149311278
Hockey wives let their husbands roam freely most of the time

LMAO I'm so old I actually have seen Canadian teams win the cup

Toews going home. Hopefully he's got some fuel left in the tank, or got some more on his Hindu trip to Old Canada.

>>149311313
beezer

>>149311411
He’s so washed, why does Winnipeg want him?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750431296001307.mp4

den glider in

>>149311397
I'm 70 and I haven't seen it so...

Crusty boomers OUT

>>149311466
Do you have the webm of barkov ringing some dude’s doorbell at 2am

>>149311507
we run this shit, boy

>>149311507
/hoc/ is a zoomer general now

>>149311522
nvm I found it

Hyvää juhannusta ystävät :)

>>149311525
Dont break a hip running

>>149310636
Frodo - Flames

>Hyvää juhannusta ystävät :)

crazy how the nonstop schizoposting about that guy has really dropped off...

>>149311553
Happy midsummer Pekka :)

>>149311606
Gary had an intfiada declared on him and the interns got the rest of the month off

Good morning, /hoc/
Still predicting a Kraken/Sabres SCF final next season, can't change my mind. No I'm not going to bet any money on it.

connor mcdavids wife has a hyphenated last name hahha what a little bitch no cups

I'm not fucking leaving, /hoc/.

>>149311700
LMAO

>>149311700
What if 2 hyphenated zoomers marry? Do their kids have 4 names and hyphens? Then the next gen has 8?

>>149311711
_/_/_/_/_/

What are we listening to today? I’m thinking psychedelic or math rock

I'm not fucking digging in

>>149311815
kate bush

https://youtu.be/-4pd9peQ_H0
It's up.
#TimeToHunt

imagine being a guy who makes over 10 million a year and is widely regarded as the top guy in his field but then your wife is a titless cunt who has a hyphenated last name and uses your money to run french restaurants in edmonton and import european furniture to 'her' boutique lifestyle shop holy fucking grim, not a winner

Guess we know where PDB will end up lol

>>149310438
me on the left (male)

>>149311920
they're firing sturm already? based

I'm dug in so far I don't think digging out is even possible

>>149311961
Just like my laffs

If you dig in deep enough eventually you reach a point where you’re digging out

What's your excuse for not going to any games last season?

>>149311927
nice edna mode haircut fag

Eating chicken wings and shrimp

>>149311993
Relocate the Sharts to Omaha.

>>149311927
Mcdavid bros... we're missing out on femboys...

TRB and bud collab

>>149312051
jen

>>149312051
Being a rape advocate has to be the best job ever

>>149312051
he has rape in his eyes, based

>>149312027
Gonna grill chicken and sausages

>>149312093
its what EM is going to do when she takes the massive L

>>149312027
Sounds delicious. I'm jelly.

i made chicken wings on the grill yesterday and made my kids eat the burned ones

>>149312051
Poor McDavid. He wanted to back off when he saw the feminine penis was nowhere to be found but he was in too deep at that point.

i made some didn't ask wings

>>149312178
sounds more like bustthews leadership than messier leadership desu

>>149312178
based

Going to go lift some weights

>>149312258
his kids are fucking passengers

>>149311466
KEK

going to not ask

I'm always asking

Where are the trades?

>>149309784
I didn't know Marchand was a Bruins before Florida.

I'm fucking staying and not fucking asking.

newfags this year are shitter than normal

>>149312481
just like my islanders

>>149310301
Marchment was everywhere not scoring goals. watch games. all this trade means is seattle just gets more mid6 wingers and the Stars get cap relief.

Mitch "Dry Hair" Marner

Manner to the Flames is a go

>>149312582
another soft winger going out to pasture

gary i'm boooooooored

>>149312298

>>149312582
Call that mexican food

Um, Bradchads?
Wtf is going on here?

>>149312594
draft is still a week away

>>149312620
gay displays

>>149312540
imagine getting screamed at by a guy with dry hair?

>>149312620
What the hell goes on in Miami strip clubs?

>>149312620
The signs were always there

>>149312620
Bros is it gay to suckle your bro if you've just won the cup?

>>149312660
peak american culture

>>149312660
Can confirm my Boltsies didn't do this shit when they visited the Mons Venus in 2021.
It's nice being the non-gay Florida team

>>149312682
within 48 hours of winning the stan lee? no, it's nourishing

>>149312620
>>149312660
>pretending they don't unrinocally pop each other in the butt in the hotel

>>149312724
what about when steve pushed tyler over and rode him bareback?

>>149312051
Do you get tired of talking about this retarded "rape"?

>>149312691
These are all canadians that can no longer hide their gayness after having 1 beer.

Hagel - Eichel - Reinhart
Peterka - O'Reilly - Thompson
Hall - Norris - Rodrigues
Kane - Mittelstadt - Tuch
Skinner, Cozens, Okposo

McCabe - Dahlin
McNabb - Montour
Zadorov - Myers
Byram, Kulikov

Ullmark
Luukonen
Lehner

Sunbeltbros, our response?

>>149309209
but they did

>>149312765
That was just boys being boys, March is shoot orally pleasuring Uvis' nips.

>>149312582
He's going to Vegas.

just bought a six pack of labatt blue at food lion in virginia, what am i in for?

>>149310082
rice is a grain
corn is a vegetable
you can ferment a grain of rice

>>149312787
Acting like this team was actually any good when this retard coached them, Reinhart, Hagel, Eichel, Ullmark, Montour, and Rodrigues were nowhere near the level where they are now.

>>149312799
1) I sincerely doubt this will happen. The salary cap is there to control player salaries. It protects the owners from having to spend too much money. The LTIR loophole is the best of both worlds. Players can get paid, teams can keep their players, and it's the insurance company who foots the bill.
2) Vegas is the only sunbelt team that consistently abuses LTIR. The Blackhawks and Loofs used to use it all the time.

>>149312851
that loser culture goes beyond the coach

I'm part of the Sabrehood

>>149312874
dallas, florida and tampa all abuse ltir

>>149312898
every organization abuses LTIR because it's retarded to still have a salary cap under 100M.

>>149312890
out time will come. the panthers were the league's toilet for years and look at them now. plus we have josh allen who is basically our jesus. and the bandits if youre a little gay but we dont judge.

>>149312875
that loser culture started with that owner and it will never end until said owner fucks off.

>>149312851
Bylsma isn't a terrible coach.
His whole MO is to keep morale up, make sure the players are having fun, and let the top players do their thing on the ice.
He's a guy who can get the most out of an already good team. But if you give him shit to work with, and nobody in the room knows how to win, then yeah, you're fucked.

>>149312898
>not against the rules
>your team could easily do it but chooses not to
Sorry that sunbelt teams have better management, I guess.
Also, it's funny how you didn't mention Edmonton when they're literally under investigation by the league right now.

>>149312929
>josh allen
Discount Peyton Manning to discount Tom Brady (Mahomes)

>>149312744
Atlantas new jerseys look good

>>149312944
delusional gaybres fan blaming Terry instead of admitting that his favorite players are ass.

Terry is willing to spend money on UFAs. Terry is willing to spend money on long term contracts. Terry is willing to spend money firing coaches/GMs that don't get it done. Terry is willing to spend money on buyouts. Terry takes an active interest in the team, but he doesn't mettle in hockey operations--as shown by the 2025 NHL Player Agents' poll. The Sabres made the playoffs during Terry's first years. The Bills are also owned by Terry, and they're a model franchise.

>Toews signs $2m guaranteed, $5m in signing bonus
what a fucking cunt. you were overpaid by 300% for eight years. now you're coming out of retirement to try to help your team with the cup--presumably from the Bottom 6.
Instead of an easy $1m, you're gonna put their cap situation in a vice?

>>149313022
>comparing josh allen to peyton manning
damn i forgot that most zoomers have never seen peyton manning play football

>>149313051
Does Terry give a fuck about how the Sabres operate with their staffing, coaching, management, and other facets? A good organization thrives because their owner can put money into developing proper training facilities like the Panthers have, or even management aspects. Buffalo has done the bare minimum.

>>149313135
I meant moreso in the sense that he's an obviously talented player resigned to be knocked out in the playoffs by another talented player with a better team around him

>>149313125
Isn't there some cap rules for bonuses for 35+ players? As in it doesn't count or something like that?

HEAR ME OUT!!

I think we need to change how we see Stanley Cup champions and the Finals. I love the long history of the NHL, but most fucking people don't. my proposal is to start the modern era of the cup start from 1967. this was the first year the NHL wasn't just 6 teams beating the shit out of each other and winning the cup.

This does a fuck ton of good things for just the overall view of the game and the normal presentation. picrel is how the Cups would look if you only took into account the cup starting from the 1967 season. This makes understanding the teams from an organizational standpoint and how the teams are reflected in today's game.

Other leagues separate the eras in which the game was played. Any NFL fan bringing up the "championship" days is fucking stupid, and no NBA fans brings up the ABA days. I think bringing up the Original Six days outside of the reflecting that it was the true beginning of the league is also fuck dumb.

>>149313178
yeah I don't think you can let the owner off the hook when he has employed that shit GM for what seems like a decade now.

>>149313224

>>149313224
to add to this. someone in the future, maybe 50-60 years from now will say, "We need to change how we look at the Finals and teams. The Salary Cap start in the 2005-2006 season, so maybe we should look at that time as the start of this era?" and I will agree. they will have their 2005-2070 era of the salary cap.

>>149313178
>muh Panthers training facilities
Are you suggesting that all the other 31 teams should build new training facility just because the Panthers recently built theirs? That's like saying that all trams need new arenas because the Islanders just got one.

>>149313361
So you think that the Panthers don't have a pull with the way how their players are treated with said facility? Stuff like that plays a factor into decisions.

Terry's wife is a small step above "vegetable" and anyone who would want to buy that team would try to move it. He is a Charles Wang-level tragic hero imo

Eetu Monsterynen is elite

I keep farting and it fucking STINKS

>>149313386
The Panthers are going to have more pull than the Sabres because one team is just outside Miami (mecca for Eastern Europeans) and the other is in fucking Buffalo.
Would an advanced training facility help? Sure, but some teams are just going to inherently have more pull than others.

>toews to the jets
Sad

>>149313361
Players are talking about all the bathrooms they have

>>149312620
Trying to suck some of that Olympics mojo from the captain and 1D of Latvia

>>149312620
that's a traditional greeting in the baltics

>>149313386
Does Toronto have pull with free agents? Their facilities have been by far the best ever since the days of Sundin.

>>149313559
And all the gloryholes.

>>149313521
Cool, the Sabres pull is literally "we'll literally get you traded to a good team because we're always out of the hunt by January!".

>>149313856
literally!

taves better not suck ass

According to one of my sources, Utah might trade for Noah Dobson

>>149313924
Sad

>>149313924
But Noah Dobson is an Islander from an island :(

>>149313924
What does Dob think about this?

>>149313324
this is what the salary cap era looks like

My Vancouver Canucks are currently the only team without a practice facility, or even plans to build one.

>win stanley cup
>still get made fun of by roasties for being short

>>149314136
Practice is gay anyways

>>149314137
She gets an ass I mean an ass butt I meant to say ass let me back up and say I meant to say please sit that ass on my face

>>149314137
ok real talk how much money is DQ givin this rat

>>149314137
She would still let him hit too

>>149314326
plenty

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>149314438
anon the game ended three days ago

>>149314446
No spoilers please. My stream is lagging

>>149314326
He's doing it out of love. I'm pretty sure one of the kitties mentioned he's also the one sick fuck in the locker room who sometimes goes to DQ to just enjoy the burgers.

>I asked Brad Marchand about his Instagram stories last night thanking his teammates former teams:

>“So cliche, but everything happens for a reason. All those teams making bad decisions to get rid of guys and our team making incredible decisions to bring them all in.”

B U D
U
D

W O N
O
N

Can the lels get back to the final for another chance next season?

bud did not 1

>>149314745
Why didnt he thank Gary?

>>149314810
because only this shithole thinks Gary Buttman does everything

>>149314787
t. fat retarded 45 year old who lost to bud

>>149313885
the nhl's cocaine problem is not discussed enough

also remember the time he drunkenly crashed his car at like 9 in the morning

>>149314824
Hey bud appreciate having you back but we dont really do the negativity thing here anymore

>>149313990

which would be sadder/funnier
>laffs keep laffing it up and continue to not even sniff any real playoff success for the foreseeable future
>they actually manage to brute force their way to the finals... only to get swept

>>149307196
>Mike Futa
uhhh is this real?

>>149314823
Tkasuck wasnt re-signing with the Flames. It's not like they wanted to trade him

Will ecer be as funny as the san jose sharks choking in the playoffs for 20 years

>>149315066
Tkachuk was an RFA, not an UFA

F L A M E S
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>>149314979
Neither. They won't riot either way because nobody in Toronto cares about hockey anymore.
>>149315050
That's two times Stanley Cup winner Mike Futa to you. Stop being a gay retarded faggot

>>149315101
So? My point still stands.

>>149311541
kek
drunk menace barkov

>>149315144
cope, futas are straight and not gay

>>149315192
He wanted to sign for 8 years after his ELC until 2027, Treliving only offered a 3 year bridge deal instead.
Same with Reinhart in Buffalo, wanted max term, was offered a two-year contract. Neither were appreciated by their organizations when they still wanted to stay.

>>149313885
Vaxx status?

>>149315277
I'm sure you know what they wanted Mr insider. Tkasuck even skipped training camp before signing after his ELC.

>>149314137
My rat is a short king :)

bud has signed a new 8y, 5.5m contract with the florida panthers. zito is expecting big things
- real kyper and bourne

Treliving is a great gm
>trades two firsts for a third pairing dman from the islanders
>loses Johnny tkachuk and marner and bennett
>never has had a team make it past the second round

Flames fans and laffers keep sucking his dick tho lol

>>149314824
His interns do all the heavy lifting

>>149314895
would like to see more awesome and cool high effort OC like this please

>>149314326
None. The rat just loves ice cream

>>149315101
ok retard? as an rfa he was allowed to talk to teams, Florida told him they would sign him, he goes back to calgary and tells them he isn't going to sign with calgary and he is going to sign with florida, so their choice was let him walk in a year for nothing or to trade him there for something

are you new to how professional sports work? do you not know what an RFA actually is?

>offseason posting

my hot black wife just came to my office with her hot black sister and everyone is seething also mcdavids wife has a hyphenated last name lmao what a fucking bitch

>>149315625
I’ll cook up some spicy new oc this summer

>>149315694
we don't post pics of trb round here

>>149315419
This is all well known information, Chucky has mentioned it in interviews multiple times and no people from the other side of the negotiations has ever denied he asked for eight.
Treliving also hardballed Gaudreau after his ELC when he asked for $8Mx8 but the Flames didn't want to exceed the internal cap set by Giordano's contract. He skipped training camp in 2016, signed his deal two days before the regular season and then walked into UFA after six.

>>149315857
i dont get it

>>149315911
he's gonna fuck up the laffs now

Tonight is game 7, what time does the puck drop again?

>>149315918
What's not to get? 1st attempt was mediocre, 2nd attempt was more dramatic and more appreciated

LOL

>>149315947
it starts tomorrow, and it's Game 5 of the Calder Cup

I'm done lifting weights for today

>>149315966
stanlee kuppi sisters... 4 naysh really is the bigger victory...

>>149316002
We're all very proud of you, great job

We just need leafs to tune out and this gay league will finally fold, Hopefully it gets replaced by something with soul and no sunbelt welfare

>>149316037
Thanks :)

>>149315966
this is actually pretty grim. the number of viewers was almost cut in half

>>149313990
My Penguins are elite
EdkekwhataBITCHmontown

>>149315966
The game is growing shut up
TV deals are being made that's what matters.

>>149315944
I think Shanny firing Dubas at an awkward time was the biggest cause for Marner walking for nothing, I'd give Tre a year or two without executive meddling to judge if he's learned anything.

>>149315966
good brown people even looking at hockey taints it's purity

>>149314724
Re-signed Mavrik too which is what I was most worried about. All these Habs fans talking about offer sheets and such

>>149312620
>>149312660
I didn't think it could get much worse from spraying the kids with champagne in the locker room

>>149315966
wow its like the finals going from a channel everyone has to one less households have is a problem.

>>149314979
As a Sabres fan, seeing Toronto choke at any point in the playoffs is golden. Getting swept in the Finals? Kino.

However, if all goes according to plan, my dabres will eliminate them in the first round

>Chris Johnston: Mitch Marner open to shorter term deals, wouldn't surprise me if he does a 2, 3 or 4 year deal - Chris Johnston Show

>The 2025-26 NHL schedule will be released on July 16th.

>>149316425
i wonder how many surprises there will be like crazy gary nights when there are 16 games in one day

>>149313224
The post O-6 era starts with the 1967-68 season, meaning laffs have done nothing and are at the bottom of this list and should be dissolved.

>>149315954
What? Im not following

>>149316370
All pro league postseasons should be free to watch on YouTube, it's the de facto replacement for the antenna TV channel everyone used to use before The Dystopia destroyed America

>open connections
>first thing I see is "rock, paper, scissors, shoot"
>doesn't work
fine, fuck you too bitch

i just grilled burgers using charcoal with mesquite chips
it was fucking delicious

>>149316661
what sort of grill?

>>149313178
>practice facilities
holy cope. the panthers had already won the President's Trophy, been the SCF, and established themselves as a destination franchise before the practice facility opened.
terry has done everything a good owner can. it's not his fault that no matter who he puts in the front office, the players always under-perform and suck. if he was any more hands on, he'd be criticized as a meddler.
>>149313225
Pegula hired Tim Murray, who had 20 years of front office experience. Unfortunately, Murray turned out to be an asshole and a retard whose terrible strategies set in place the disastrous next 15 years.
After Murray was fired, Pegula hired Botterill, who was Rutherford's second-in-command during the Penguins 2016-17 cups.
Botterill made a bunch of desperate moves, and he was fired when the results were shit.
Now Kevyn Adams is the GM, and he's hamstrung because no halfway decent player on earth would willingly play for Buffalo at this point. But even still, Pegula just hired former GM Kekalainen (who has a good front office reputation), to support Adams.

>>149313990
That's 24 teams, meaning 8 teams need to be dissolved immediately.

>>149315966
I’m not surprised. 4 nations was unbelievably kino

>>149316683
old smokey 18". i put the chips on the bottom, then lit charcoal on top. thin 80/20 patties with AP seasoning, flipped once, topped with white kraft singles. ny onion style sauce on white buns. perfecto.

There are four NHL eras.

The Early Years (Pre-1942)
Original Six Era (1942-1967)
Expansion Era (1967-2005)
Salary Cap Era (2005-Present)

>>149316400
I hope he gets a career ending injury during his next contract.

>>149316002
Congrats! I haven’t lifted this week since I’m recovering from my illness

>>149316380
>my dabres will eliminate them in the first round
Imagine the laffs

>>149316939
mostly correct, I suppose it's also a matter of perspective

>>149315966
>number on cable

>>149317118
retard

>>149317118
shouldn't the modern era be called the American era

why is gary so serious about atlanta now, wasnt houston supposed to get a team first?

>>149317216
>houston
mexicans dont watch hockey

>>149317200
"The Star Spangled Era" is fun and sounds a lot more specific, since technically, all these teams play in North American countries

>>149316600
Agreed. I wanna spam copy pastas in chat

>>149317319
>mexicans werent cheering for florida

>>149317216
because the Sabre are going to be relocated to atlanta

>>149315947
Mein Fuhrer, der Game 7 es kaput und Steiner icht bein ein faggot und der soilers essen cock.

>>149317216
third time's the charm

>>149316214
he still gets overruled by shanny. the whole point of >le executive vice president of hockey operations is to limit the retardation of the gm. the gm is just like a figurehead on teams where they have an executive vp of hockey ops.

>>149317439
I give it 2 years before the relocation occurs

>>149317400
>he thinks mexicans and cubans are the same

The game is gay as fuck now. If Americans want to claim it as the Star Spangled era, I say let em.

The last gasp of the tough guy NHL was the McLennan-Franzen incident in 2007.

ilya bryzgalov's son signed with the saint john sea dogs. i hope he's a good goalie and makes it to the garyleague

>>149317530
>noooooooo you have to hecking distinguish between the types of shitskins that floated into america on a door
good one pablo

>>149317532
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>149317484

>1900-1993: the white mans sport
>1993-present: black and jewish excellence era
thank you gary

>>149317570
how would you like it if i called you french?

>>149316986
Hope you feel better soon fren

I said I’d get food and ice cream for a game 7 and I still might

>>149317683
Thanks. I’m feeling better but need more rest

>>149317118
>modern era
>just arbitrary in the middle of a bunch of expansion teams
>>149317319
Neither do niggers and Atlanta is full of them.

>>149317557
>brought up in North America instead of getting the shit beat out of him in the Soviet Union of Russia
He's definitely not good.

Why don't high-earning but no Stanley Cup players like McDavid and Matthews take a pay cut so their teams have more money to spend on good players for a Stanley Cup win? They already have more money than they and their children will ever need. But they have no Stanley Cup. Seems like a no brainer.

If I were McDavid or Matthews, I would sign a $1 million for 1 year contract so that the team can pick up some good free agents.

>>149316776
Kevin Adam's is a bad gm

>>149318160
what a joke of a country

>>149318160
look at all the cope below me

>>149317532
Wnba games are more physical than nhl games in 2025

>>149318245
>she thinks the nhlpa would allow that

>>149318245
Money > stanley cups

>>149318245
>They already have more money than they and their children will ever need.
this mindset doesnt exist for the wealthy, there is always more money to be made

>>149318160
>corrected to canadian team instead of canada
even this dumb ai understands the difference
kwab

>>149318257
Adams is not a good GM, but he's not as bad as Buffalosers say. They whine and bitch that he sits idle and that Terry won't let him spend money. That just isn't the case.
Any player with trade protection will refuse to go. Any player with free agency rights will refuse to sign unless it's for an overpay.

Buffalosers can't accept that they live in arguably the least desirable market in the league, and that they wildly overrate Dahlin/Power/Thompson, and they're not just a few complimentary pieces away from a SCF run.

>>149318245
they already take a paycut by signing in canada and losing 80% of their earnings to taxes

>>149318810
@grok is this L rizz

the Calder Cup comes home tomorrow

I'm a woman

>>149318950
i hope shannon gets to lift it

>>149318160
Google is gonna fuck themselves.
Their auto AI search is so annoying and low quality that it's driven me away from general Google searches, and now I use Perplexity as a default.
I'm sure there are many like me.

THG > TRB (formerly TBG)

>>149318972
Who’s the hottest player in the league?

>>149318365
You’re not wrong. Just a matter of time until the NHL aswell enjoys the faggot goalie interference rules of European leagues.

You aint seen the worst of it…

>>149319040
tage thompson

>>149319040
Everyone on the Flames

>>149318988
Google search is rapidly becoming unusable

>>149319040
Wennberg, Landeskog, Seguin, and Power

>>149319187
will you still think he's hot when he plays for my canesies?

>>149319187
thompson has a bird beak nose and is freakishly tall

>In a sweeping set of recommendations aimed at overhauling the culture of hockey, a team of researchers commissioned by the Office of the Sport Integrity Commissioner (OSIC) is urging Hockey Canada to push for a ban on fighting across all junior leagues and implement a national sanctions registry to inform the public about people who have been banned or suspended for serious maltreatment.
How long before fighting is gone from the NHL?

>>149319390
i hope he succeeds, as much as i love my sabres it sucks seeing them waste good players. it was great seeing reinhart score 4 goals in game 6.
>>149319416
manlet cope

>Insider says Laffs are signing everybody.

>>149319479
It’ll just be fizzled out the Euro way by giving a game pen.

>>149319479
There was a committee, OSIC, that told me "The worst part of Hockey Canada was the fighting" and I disagree.
I thought it was the raping.

>>149319732
thoughts on you being raped by bud?

>>149319753
There was a genny, /hoc/, that told me "The worst part about being TRB is the bullying" and I disagree.
I thought it was being raped.

>>149319732
raped bitch

>>149319479
It's already pretty much gone. That's why Gary told the refs to target Matt Rempe

>>149319802
kek

>>149319479
its already over, faggots will just flop and dive as soon as they are touched.

>>149319840
Rempe got the shit beat out of him by Xhekaj though.

Waging is nearly over

SHOOT IT!
*bangs on glass*

>$5.5 million for a regular season from a guy who wasn't good before he retired

is this what they call a hometown discount

>>149320069
He deserves less

jonathon toews is coming back

I'm gonna miss him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fha3eE4dDcM

WAGING IS OVER :DDDDDD

>>149319923
It's over for four weeks from 23 June.

>>149320100
might find a hawks/nucks game from that era on youtube until the >jays game starts
that was a fun hawks team to watch

>>149320230
hell yeah, time to drink light beer while browsing youtube and 4chan. order your dominos early before the night rush.

>>149320230
Enjoy your weekend, wagie.

>>149319187
He looks like a cheap truckstop Matthew McConaughey

>>149320230
WE DID IT :D

>>149319479
>Canadians want to ban fighting
Stop fucking with OUR sport you motherfuckers

>>149320069
They probably just want him in the room so he can teach the other guys not to choke all the time

>toews on jets
holy kino

>>149318887
If you have structural disadvantages you can't employ people who aren't good

People would go if they felt the team was well ran. People play for the Bills.

>>149318988
Google hasn't been a good search engine for 15 years

>>149320497
has Brad stopped drinking since Tuesday?

>>149320528
well that's just not true.

>>149319732
Kek

Will watch Youngblood soon.

>>149320530
he's a maritimer so he'd be doing that anyway

>>149318988
Cope it has some good insights

>>149320497
To a gay bar?

>>149320588

>>149320557
Youngblood > slapshot
And it's not even close

>>149320553
>David Pagnotta: "I'm told the Oilers would be happy if the Bouchard contract is around 11m. His camp is pushing for a higher number..."

>>149320557
They should remake Youngbloods and make the new movie better by casting way more believable actors
And they should dedicate it to Patrick Swayze; in fact, remake ALL Swayze's films and dedicate them all to Patrick, just for good measure

Has any other president in USA been such a hoc fan as Trump? Dude likes his hoc fights, the great one and I've seen some clips he hangs out with Selänne. It seems pretty genuine, not just pr shit?