Thread 149320588

>>149320530
they sunk that submarine because they were seeking to debunk this

Aryans come from Macedonia circa 10,000 bc

Some retards were saying this guy was.gonna get offer sheeted 3 million per year

>>149320641
pretty sure they came from the steppes or something like that

So do they get rid of Pickard or do they get rid of Skinner?
Or do they do the real smart thing and get rid of both?

more like macidookia kwab

>>149320629
make marchand the chad and mcdavid the cuck

>>149320638
Sad

>>149320638
They should trade him after that cup final performance.

>>149320705
and make marchand shorter than the girl and make the girl a boy

>>149320611
This fundamentally misunderstands how the salary cap works.
If the cap is $100m, that doesn't mean that the sum total of your roster's AAVs have be <$100m. It means you can't spend anymore than $100m in player salaries between the first and last weeks of the NHL season. Each team starts the year with $100m in cap space, and each day that number goes down based on every roster player's daily cap hit. That's why you hear about teams "accumulating deadline cap space." Because you can save cap space now to use it later in the season. There are teams that don't use LTIR and still are "over the cap" in the playoffs because of TDL acquisitions and smart roster management.

And then you factor in salary retention, buyouts, bonus penalties, etc..

This idea is a non-starter.

>>149320611
>Elliotte Friedman: Gary Bettman is going to bend his rules again, and once more, we'll have to learn to love it

>>149320731
a rosy-cheeked angel

>>149320762
kek

>>149320762
>>149320779
flames mentioned

Get a loaf of this lol
>On April 12, 2021, Bennett, along with a sixth-round pick in 2022, was traded to the Florida Panthers in exchange for draft rights to Emil Heineman and a second-round pick in 2022.[19]
KWAB

>>149320762
>>149320779
Just how fucking retarded are the Flames I see their fans posting here all the time and they are fucking RETARDS for real.
But is the team also?

>>149320688
Yeah after migrating, the DNA evidence is fairly clear on this. Steppes Aryans establish around 5000 bc and are found elsewhere like northern India around 2500 bc

I posted in wrong thread tho go flames

>>149320694
They should trade McDavid and voucher desu because the German is under long term contract

>>149320806
would've paid money to see Luongo's reaction

>>149320749
Friedman isn't a smart guy desu, he's been pushing this bad idea for years. What's scary is that some moron who works in hockey ops came up with it. Hockey is full of dumb people.

>>149320862
And which Make Believe squad is going to pick him up for what he thinks he's worth?

>>149320815
We don't post your retard president and declare all yankees retarded

>>149320917
I do

>>149320903
Rags lafs hurricanes Hawks lots of teams can afford it

>named after Atlanta getting burned to the ground
What the fuck?

Okay, this Marchand instagram gimmick is going too far. I'm now getting alerts on my phone because he teased going to the Laffs.

>>149320917
wait, which retard president? cause we've had some doozies, lemme tell ya
>no just kidding, I know the present retard takes precedent

>>149320960
Calm down Dangle

>>149320960
gary never fails to run a good gimmick into the ground

>>149320749
>If the cap is $100m, that doesn't mean that the sum total of your roster's AAVs have be <$100m.
But it SHOULD mean that.

This accumulation of cap space bullshit needs to go.

>>149320638
LAFFS-EAST------------>Moron Really contract
LAFFS-WEST---------->Bouchard contract
Like pottery

Red Wings are way too iconic of a club to have sucked for this long now. Gary, make something happen.

>>149320649
I guess we’ll never know

it's.friday night and after sinner I have to go to the dude store and then geocery shopping and I already got high and dont want to so any of that

>Panthers started a Fuck McDavid chant at a club
Why are these bros such bullies?

Did they really have to shove it in everyone's faces when we already see these qualities in the team?

Jesus Christ another one

>>149320694
Skinner? i hardly knew her.

>>149320694
The GM literally gave a press conference today saying how hard it is to find an elite goalie.

>PBD gone
>Spott gone
>Marchment gone
Dumba is up next and then Stars will be free

>>149321137
Relocate the Red Wings to Wisconsin and make the Detroit Vipers as a new expansion team.

>>149320694
They make a combined $3,6 million. Neither are going anywhere except to the AHL when the Oilers sign Sharter Fart.
>>149321292
Farter Shart is soon available.

why was dylan trying to claim the stars window is still open because benn and seguins contracts are coming off the books in a couple years, while meanwhile they are having a firesale to get out of caphell?

>>149321364
dylan constantly overdoses on copium. he can't think straight

>>149321364
Their window is open for a while. Their core that’s already locked up is relatively young.
>firesale
>marchment
lol okay

>>149321341
Shart is a long shot. He hasnt played in over a year and it was right as he was starting to hit his stride as a No 1 goalie. He might just wash out even if a team does decide to gamble on the PR nightmare that will come from it

>>149321399
>even if a team does decide to gamble on the PR nightmare that will come from it
The Oilers aren't exactly unfamiliar with that: See Kane, Perry and Stan Bowman.

>>149321313
>the Detroit Vipers
I'd much prefer the Saginaw Gears

Oilers win worst offseason if they fail to get a goalie right?

BUSINESS IDEA:

Temporarily rebrand every team in the League for thematic purposes;
League could sell this concept to any other industry and rename every team into, for example;
brands of Beer, Marvel characters, Dinosaurs, Classic Cars, favorite porn stars, dead rockstars,
or famous individuals from history
>This is a half-finished concept, but it's a powerful one

>>149321471
tldr bud raped you

business idea: get rid of the trapezoid. it's stupid

Mammoth Marner and Jet Toews?! Hoo boy!

>>149321431
i got a joke about their name but i don't want to say it during june out of respect

>>149321471
the NLL did this and auctioned off the jerseys
it was kinda cool but would never happen in the NHL, its for poverty leagues only

I'm glad mcgaykid isn't on >my team. he's weird and he loses

>>149321471
>Marvel characters

>>149321507
oh all the things to say during pride month

>>149321449
That will be the only thing the Oilers will repeat under the McDrai rule.

>>149321561
Disney has mega bucks, and you know who loves that?? Do you? Guess... I wait...

>>149321561
you'll have to excuse raped bitch, he's a marvel manchild

Spider Man's favourite hockey team?

>>149321428
none of those people were involved in a jury trial involving gang rape. Jake Virtanen was shit, but he wasn't even given a sniff of a second chance after he was found not guilty.

>>149321609
Queens, so he's all about His Islanders

>>149321586
>Disney has mega bucks
do you have any fucking idea how fast they are burning through that money. it pretty impressive

>>149321609
rags probably. but hes kind of a fag so might like the islanders ironically.

>>149321644
>trb trying to take a jab at bud
you're 1160 days too late for that, raped bitch

does shania twain watch hockey?

>>149321646
Welcome to /hoc/, Bob Iger
>tell us more about this shitheap of a production studio you ruined

>>149321615
Jake Virtanen is a good European 2nd tier player. That's basically a level between the worst AHL teams and the best ECHL teams. He was never going to play in the NHL anyway.

Farter Shart is undoubtedly a NHL goalie, posted a .926 SV% in his only playoff appearance and is from Edmonton. They would be fucking fools not to sign him after he is acquitted this July.

>>149321687
I meant they are burning money is a bad way. I know the studio got bailed out by Deadpool and Wolverine but outside of that, everything they make is just crashing. I heard the Theme parks are losing money too.

>>149320638
pp babby would be less than 7 on any other team

>>149321687
>>149321730
thoughts on your loss to bud?

Heaven is a place on earth bros

>>149321730
what made you think doxing someone would make you any less unlikeable than you already are?

for me? seattle krakies, please.

>>149321747
Fascinating

>>149321747
Probably cause no one wants to go to florida

>>149321471
I’m more of a DC enjoyer myself

>>149321788
>>149321798
>raped retard replying to himself again

>>149321813
trb will never run out of ways to embarrass himself

My window's closed it's 100 degrees outside

>go to Germany mid-season
>Germany is 40% Turkish now
>meet with "a specialist doctor"
>have "small surgery"
>return to the ice
>still suck
He definitely went to Germany to see a Turkish hair specialist to get hair plugs. That was the "small thing" he got fixed and that's why he didn't perform any better afterwards.

I should be the insider and not (((Elliott Friedman))). I give you the hottest scopes from the hockey world.

>>149321394
blud still thinks wyatt johnston and slant eyes are elite players

>>149321798
DC comics is super gay

>>149321834
>window's closed
just like my stars

>>149321838
Why wouldnt he do that during then off season

>>149321834
It's cloudy and 67 near me
Sorry to hear about your troubles, pard

>>149321842
Just like my islanders

>>149320588 (OP)
Is this real?

>9.25m for Nurse
Lmao

>>149320629
It's not a cucc chair it's a love chair

>>149321776
>fire head coach
>fire all assistant coaches
>....except the female one for some strange reason, who was responsible for the 23rd ranked PP
Really joggin' my noggin'

>>149321861
Because he's Auston fucking Matthews. He had 69 (heh) goals one season. He can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants.

>>149321895
You know why. She's good for publicity and the team is owned and managed by retards.

>>149321842
Better than marvel

>>149321839
Have you cracked the code yet on why 37 year old Brad Marchand was able to dogwalk your shit team’s entire roster. Are they all retarded or something?

why did /hoc/ have to get stuck with trb?

Uh oh dillys having a sperg out

>>149321939
shut the fuck up, Mitch

this thread should be closed down until training camp desu

>>149321955
literally everyone hates you trb. bud raped you btw

>>149321955
ironically more people celebrated mitch's birthday than will celebrate yours
mitch1

>>149321955
take a hike, queer

I like TBG please don't ever speak on my behalf again, /hoc/ is not a collective it's a collection of individuals, you don't speak for anyone but yourself.

>>149321955
mitch1
bud1

>>149321939
it's some imaginary guy that lives rent free in the heads of schizos on our general because well they're schizos

>>149321977
And I'm all upset over that, yep, yesiree-Bobaroney
>Mitch, have you gone and fucked yourself yet? status report?

>>149321996
thoughts on your loss to mitch and bud?

Copey has really ramped up the VPN convos with himself since his shit team got eliminated. His team isn’t even in any conversations anymore this is genuinely all he has left.

>>149321996
I think I speak for everyone when I say shut the fuck up

>>149322002
>>149322011
>>149322020
thoughts on being a rape victim?

There is no more hockey.

>>149322011
thoughts on your loss to mitch and bud?

mitch made trb his bitch

>>149322020
This is, unironically, all YOU have. Like that post you made just now is the epitome of "im a fucking total loser in real life so I'm going to seethe and harass people on 4chan all day and make up a bunch of schizo bullshit ans pretend I actually have friends." Get help or get a life. I really don't give a fuck which at this point, but get something you fucking loser.

>>149322056
>nou
>SEETHING
truth hurts ya little bitch

>>149322056
xhe rb BTFO

Retard here
Why would a team let a player go into ufa?
Why wouldn't they sign them and then trade them?
Like mitch marner. Why wouldn't toronto just sign him for like 15 or 14 million and then trade him?

>>149322056
If you are crying about online harassment it sounds like you maybe do need a break in all fairness

>>149322053
trb lost to the guy he doxxed. a guy who doesn't even know this place exists let alone post here. yctsmu

>>149322070
>>149322089
but seriously why did you go to the doctor over memes?

>>149322084
>We don't like the contract you negotiated with him, you can keep him

>>149322092
mitch ryan had the raped bitch cryin'

If there was an active serial killer currently playing in the NHL who would it be and why?

where did that cord troon go who was seething about /hoc/ schizos?

getting kinda tired bro’s

>>149322029
Incorrect

>>149322157
Nic Robertson

>>149322192
from here on in the days will only get shorter friend

>>149322157
ryan reaves
you know why

>>149322084
There was a timing window to either trade him or extend him and they did neither one of those, most likely to optimize their chances of winning year to year.

Signing a guy to a massive deal and almost immediately trading him isn't something that happens in this league. Only one I can think of is Jeff Carter from Philly to Columbus and that was more than 10 years ago. Even shit players like Barclay Goodrow get no-trade clauses. The clause will wipe out at least half the league (probably more, sometimes it's a no movement clause), then you need a team with that much cap space that likes the player and likes the huge contract.

Are schizo hours over yet?

>>149322157
Eric Comrie and no I will not elaborate

gary

Was there a new montage for the Oilers losing?

based

>>149322261
nah i think the collage gimmick made when some fag made one for a regular season game

>>149322157
I don't care about serial killers and people who are endlessly fascinated by serial killers are boring.

a neighbor just told me my house reminds him of the dallas stars with all the windows shut

we're serial not askers here

>>149322296
This but music

>>149322157
Lol I can't find anyone saying anything like this about Paul Bibeault. No boomer blogs, news articles etc. Maybe that is what he would want me to think

>anyone who shits on the stars is a soilers fan
oh boy hes bubblin

>>149322321
Soulless

>>149322342
I get why you would be embarrassed to admit it, Samir. Understandable

/hoc/ is it too early to SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

SSSCCCAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

>>149322276
What did McDavid do to make them so hostile?
>>149322321
I'm sorry you're tone deaf and can't appreciate music.

>>149322390
Those guys look like a bunch of fags

>>149322390
His special treatment has probably built a lot resentment all over the league

>>149322400
Go to the gym and lose weight, fattie fatboy

SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

>>149322451
>album cover has 3/4 men in chaps
Gay.

>>149322390
I'd lash out too if everything about the finals was hyperfixated on McFaggot two years in a row.
The national commentators didn't start saying anything negative about the Oilers until the last 15 minutes of the fucking season. With how the media covered this year you would have assumed the Oilers won the cup last year.

>>149322504
This and also him getting the Conn Smythe last year was a joke. They have good enough reasons to not like him.

>>149320629
Hidden Pain 101

huh, i just realized Gay is only one letter away from Gary.

>>149322425
>>149322504
Yeah, I can see that. I screamed out loud in my work car every time Elliotte Friedman said McDavid when talking about the Hart trophy from the 2nd round onwards, and especially loud when he said he'd had McDavid first after the 3 first games of the finals when he had zero goals and Draisaitl already had a bunch of OT winners.

>>149322535
>he listens to (c)rap like the wigger he is

>>149322563
Your brain works properly.

>Gary be Bettman

did Bo know Gary?

>>149322366
don't worry im sure you will prove me wrong when slant eyes goes missing in the playoffs again

I made a custom halo lobby but no one joined :(

>>149322504
friedman was absolutely shitting on the soilers when they were down 3-0 after the first in game 4 thoughbeit

>>149322631
So when McDavid leaves deadmonton are you gonna bandwagon his new team or are you sticking with Soilers?

>>149322366
>Samir mentioned. I'm so in.

is the kitties are so good, why aren't they playing tonight? explain that

This is just getting painful to read

A week later and the Florida Panthers are STILL obsessing over their opponents even though they won.

Seems like the Edmonton Oilers got into their heads waaaay more than we even realized.

>>149322831
Its gotten so bad that broken bucks like dylan are hopping on the bandwagon

Chad

>>149322822
The most awful part of being a card-carrying US /hoc/ member is knowing full well they're not joking or being sarcastic at all, cause we see that kind of hubris every day

>>149321930
>but whatabout the soilers
dylan's goto cope

>>149322822
Cope Marchand is the king of Miami

>>149322878
>>149322056

So when are the Panties going to see El Presidente?? Have they lined up a day yet< or are the boys still drinking on the beach??
>I miss Florida beaches, but not Florida weather
or noseeums

>>149322973
they're meeting him in sweden when he accept the nobel peace prize

>>149323050
fantastic news

>>149322822
>800 posts in 3 months

>>149322973
They should meet at Mar-a-Lago instead of DC.

>>149322822
KWAB

>>149323140
Agreed, the White House is too stuffy

>>149322973
stop being raped and unfunny

>>149323280
who is this?

>>149322157
Adin Hill

IYKYK

>>149323295
did you pay out of pocket for your shot at the doctor's?

>>149323328
I pay Your Mother to play Doctor with me, Mitch...
>she's awfully good

>>149323356
but seriously how much did you pay for your shot?

>>149322157
>goalie
of course

>>149323356
why did you use your limited income to go to the doctor over online posts?

yep... looks like mitch1
n' bud1 too

>grifters going door to door again
No I dont want to give my banking details to a charity Ive never heard of

>xhe doesn't like it when personal information is shared about xim/xer
>doxes mitch
hmm... most ironical

real offseason hours

>>149323542
You cant just call everyone trb

Thinking about getting a cookie or cake from the grocery store

>>149323503
I hate those volunteers so much

>>149323570
Can't he, though? think about that

>>149323598
Perchance

>>149323588
But anon, clean drinking water for orphans is a good thing right?

>Dairy Queen! please sponsor me!

This shit is so cringe

>>149322831
Are you this guy?

>>149323631
he's a man who just loves dairy queen. but he should know that local ice cream places are better

>>149323631
Stage of grief: ANGER

Is Mitch a new /hoc/ personality? I can't keep up. You guys keep making new ones up, I swear.

>>149323707
Some flames fan doxxed himself awhile ago, krakhead. We need to add him to the /hoc/ wiki

I would call the guys whining about the Panther winning still BIG PUSSIES. But the matter of the fact is that BIG PUSSIES are getting things done

>>149323726
Is he the one who wrote bud1 on a stud?

>>149323707
Mitch Ryan is an actually person who lives in Alberta and is an asshole

may 6, 2025 - the day trb bubbled so hard that he wrote bud1 on an exposed stud and admitted to being gay
never forget

You guys can call me Gary

>>149323735
Yes, that's him.
He's been trying to run smokescreens ever since pinning it on every /hoc/ schizo persona to try and distract from the fact he's a retard that doxxed himself.

>>149323762
an actually person
trb's meds are making him woozy again

>>149323786
kek cmtsu... 45 year old man calling himself gay on the internet

>>149323814
that's pathetic

>>149323762
>an actually person
Like copey and bud/JVOEL?

>>149323803
How about Garth and Gareth?

>>149323803
Can you post your id so we can verify that?

>>149323881
Just Gary, or if you prefer, Mr. Bettman

How do we know it it stephen who raped tbg?

>>149323920
any plans for your birthday next month? just kidding we all know you're spending it alone on /hoc/ again kek

Part of me feels bad for ol' Mitchy. Just some newfag that wanted to fit in and make a few people laugh so he writes an esoteric imageboard inside joke onto a stud then overcommits to the bit to the point where he posts his own ID then ultimately needs to run damage control 14 hours a day while getting bullied by everyone in the thread, including getting clowned on by the guy with the nickname "Raped Bitch". Fucking brutal.

things were so nice for a while but this shit had to start back up

>>149323909
copy that, Mr. Bettman

>>149323954
tl;dr
bud1

>>149323954
remember when you responded to this post >>119500478 and set the biggest rape in /hoc/ history into motion? the one that transformed you into the raped bitch forever?

>mitch's view
>a nice lawn in sherwood park
>trb's view
>an exposed stud in his shack that he wrote "bud1" on
kwabooty of the year

>trb calling the random guy he doxed "an asshole"
if there was any doubt this reddit quirkchungus was actually a massive shithead, there isn't anymore

>>149323943
You forgot the /druk/ part

>>149323972
bud1 so fucking hard he ruined two people

Considering a pizza, odds yes evens no

>>149324070
rerolling for you

>>149324083
Thanks

>>149324111
checked, nice, now you have to get, like, breadsticks or something.. maybe a dessert

So, since the West is clearly little brother, maybe, just maybe, we should redivide the League
North and South this time
>what say you, /hoc/?

>>149323570
this is just cope
only one poster is trb even if he samefags and abuses vpns

>>149324199
What's the cut off? Mason-Dixon?

>>149324133
Evens for breadsticks, odds for dessert. Dubs for both

>>149324216
okay trb

>>149324236
>Your Brain on ChatGPT: Accumulation of Cognitive Debt when Using an AI Assistant for Essay Writing Task
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.08872

>>149324218
We'll have to have someone take a serious look at the team map
It's always a weird border between conferences, and I guess we'll have to content ourselves with blaming geography for that
>god damn majestic mountain ridges...
if we do it right, we may actually get all the O-6 in the same division, which would be fun

>>149324229
It's settled then
>Enjoy your repast

>>149324268
kek, trb does seem like the kind of guy to start asking the ai to marry him and shit

I hope my team drafts some good players desu

where you during that fateful sweltering night in the summer of 2025?

>>149324477
They won’t

>>149324477
They might

>>149324477
I just hope my team gets some consistent tendies who aren’t made of glass

>>149324477
same and then i hope they develop into good players and see icetime in the NHL

the yzerplan

how much did ullmark go for?
that was the last "good" goalie up for grabs
why doesnt your team have linus ullmark /hoc/?

It’s not about what you save, it’s what you let in as a goaltender

>>149320814
Brad Treliving's handiwork.

What would it be like if they played hockey on ice?

WE LOVE GARY

Don't think I'll make it to free agency.

>>149324787
I'd trade for you

>>149324774
great post!

>>149324574
oilers should have aggressively pursued him

>>149324005
at least he can go to a mammoth exhibition game in september

is there even such a thing as "home ice", In other sports it makes sense, some people like it hot, some cold, groundskeepers can rig some long grass, some short grass, what would be different about "home ice" its the same ice same shape same temperature. Just the crowd advantage i guess?

>>149324787
the upcoming heatwave is going to destroy me

i have seen the future.
mcdoofus joins boston, and goysaitl stays in edmongolia.

>>149324774
That's a lot of cups

>>149325042
not even mcdavid can save the ruins

Is this upcoming season crucial for Jeremy Swayman?

>>149325095
no, he got paid already

>>149325095
If he rebounds there's a small possibility that he'll start in Milan. Both Otter and Hellebuyck are playoff chokers

The US still hasn’t named their starter for the Olympics

>>149325125
>american goaltending

>>149325124
Otter still has a significantly better record than Helle he’s like 2nd in playoff wins behind Bob so I would think that’s who they’ll choose.

>>149325125
they won't pick one until december

>>149325161
>playoff wins
what a meaningless stat for a shitter with zero cups

>>149325161
Agreed. Hellebuyck is a mental midget who chokes during key games

>>149325199
>coping
>seething
Love that for you

>>149325042
Soilers aren't getting younger, doing a repeat of this last year again won't get them a championship.
Thanks Marchment!

>>149325232
you're the one who forgot about vasil and coped by saying hes 2nd

listening to jim cornette

>muh taxes

where the fuck did this cope come from and why does canadafagggot reddit constantly spam it
it doesn't even get posted here that often. Flawda is expensive as shit to live in bc there was a mass exodus of califaggots

>>149325199
I’m just saying who I think they’ll choose and why

decided to watch a documentary about the russian revolution

Gary should sell franchises to corporations. Or even team names.
>Walmart Whales
>Houston Bigmacs

>>149325319
based and excellence in execution-pilled

>>149325262
It's a shame Dorian moved north.

>>149325348
retard

>>149325257
>you're the one who forgot about vasil
You’re coping by brining him into it. Is he American? No. Next also
>Binnington
bonne chance

>>149325015
pls respondu im not a hoc guy, genuinely curious cause sports writes keep fucking saying it

>>149325400
>You’re coping by brining him into it. Is he American? No. Next also
what? hes 1st overall in playoff wins
the stat you quoted retard

I can’t wait for Canada to get eliminated by some two-horse country like Latvia in an upset

>>149325262
I've always maintained its a shit argument for retards

>>149325436
Can you source me where I said “all time” or “overall” because I certainly did not.

>>149325445
>meanwhile when we send our best

>>149325416
The facilities are not equal. Visitor is bare minimum.
In game, they have the long change twice.

>>149325484
Crosby and MacKinnon aren’t your best?

>>149325481
im not quoting all time or overall simply which active tendie has the most playoff wins
but you started watching hockey in 2021 so vasil isnt on your radar

>>149325015
>>149325416
it's all about arena atmosphere, which often is just home crowd attitude
>does that translate

>>149325484
https://youtube.com/shorts/ThCk6uP_D2c

>>149325525
canada has more than 2 elite players, hard for you to comprehend given how shit america's best is

I can't wait for a Canadian team to win the American Hockey League championship

Do they still have separate crews for radio broadcasts?

>>149325543
>>149325491
thanks

>>149325560
Which ones are more elite than Crosgod and McKinnon? Surely not Conne Symthe McNoCups

>>149325640
that is the beauty of hockey, there is 6 players on the ice in normal situations

>>149325609
tune in tomorrow

>>149325635
Home team also gets last change when the play is dead (i.e., before a face-off). So a decent coach will ensure he has favorable match-ups. E.g., if the opponent's top scoring line goes out, the home team has the opportunity to get their best defensive pair on the ice.

>>149325484
Raising a banner in Boston?

>>149325640
International hockey is different, in a way that favours McDavid

>>149325640
>Conne Symthe McNoCups, Esquire
that shit sounds like royalty
>Regent of the Northern Tar Sands,

When US wins the Olympics this year what will Canadians even have left?

>>149325857
>this year
retard

everybody above this post are all retards

this post cancels out the post above it

everybody below this post are all retards

I'm retarded too

I love wasted Marchand

This post doesn't judge you and wants you to have a great time this weekend

the post 5 posts under this is a retard

seasons over retards

>>149325981
raped bitch

I'm going to read some books and wait for this long offseason to blow over

>>149325977
what a chad

>>149326033
we'll miss you
>have a great time, brother

>>149326072
retard

>>149325327
cool. I watched a video about it the other day

>>149326033
are you going to read the lord of the rings again?

>>149325348
I hope none of the interns see that post

>>149325977
bros being bros

>>149326092
nta but i might reread it desu

sex with gary

I'm going to take a massive loose Marner now. It's about the end up in my pants

>>149326033
you're a good role model. I should read more

>>149325977
slippery little fella

>>149326208
i took a thick girthy marner at work

New Benson Boone album is pretty shit. Young American Heart slaps tho.

>>149326244
reading is for children

>>149326292
reading is essential for brain gains

READ
>https://www.gutenberg.org/

I’m reading two books right now and they’re both pretty okay. One is short stories and one is kinda like Yellowjackets or Lord of the Flies but with six flags employees

>/hoc/ book club

this is a good idea
>My Book Pile
>George Orwell, Ray Bradbury Aldous Huxley, Dante
>Charles Bukowski, Hunter S thompson, Tom Wolfe, Norman Mailer
>Stephen King, Piers Anthony, CS Lewis, Orson Scott Card

i read a couple books

>>149326387
please kill yourself

I have a book of Chekhov short stories that I should read

ender's game is kino
the one commander just loves throwing unfair shit at him

>>149326387
please kill yourself

>>149326341
nice, they're's erotic fiction in here for all You perverts

>>149326442
any gay hockey romance novels?

>>149326462
only one way to find out, book lover

>>149326434
that's a based novel. I love how they lie to the kid that he's facing a simulation when he's facing the real deal

>>149326341
Thanks fren

reading fairy tales as an adult is extremely homo behavior aimed at numales

>>149326532
pseud shit

>>149326544
That's true I only watch documentaries that glorify the russian revolution because im a stupid zoomer fuck

/hoc/ is a soviet genny

I like the way /lit/ and /mu/ have high quality stickys. /hoc/ should make one

>>149326608
We hate all communists here

>>149326544
must be why trb loves marvel so much

>>149326628
You mean that high quality /lit/ sticky that hasn't been updated in a decade despite half the sources for free books not working anymore?

*drinks water*
stay hydrated bros!

Huomenta but the opposite

>>149326761
Night, sweetums

Jesus, that was a sweet Marner. Especially after I'd already dropped half of it, let out a Rielly, and then dropped rest of the Marner into a loose pile. A real pipe clogger of a Marner.

which team will make the dumbest free agency move
my money is on Vegas paying like 15m for Marner

love a nice relieving marner

I'm the only hoc user who has a full head of hair.

my new shoes will arrive tomorrow

>>149327095
yet you didnt share your mane

>kino fantasy book
>look up author early life section
>mormon

>>149327165
Makes sense. They LARP 24/7.

>>149327199
And that's a good thing

>>149327165
Many such cases

somebody is smoking some dude outside

>>149327315
what

I don't really like hockey all that much to be desu.

>>149325484
>Look at those TV ratings! Americans don't care about hockey!!!
>We beat (a depleted) American hockey team! We're the greatest!!!
plz make up your mind

>>149325560
>squeak out OT winner
we see the seethe now
when Leafs get destroyed at Olympics, the posts are going to be epic

i ran over a frog on the way to work once

>>149326355
kino

>>149327609
i hit a cat on the highway

>>149327609
the first time i ever drove a car i managed to run over a rat

Last night as mccucked cried into his pillow

>>149327609
was he okay or did he croak?

>>149327737
he like hentai anyway so i doubt he would go to a strip club

>>149327825
Hmm he does have that look to him

>>149327477
both of these things can be true

>>149328097
maybe on planet retard

It continues

leafs still have time to forfeit the Olympics

>>149326532
>Don Quixote at 7
>The Divine Comedy at 13
>That much Joyce
>Bible anywhere
>Shakespeare anywhere
>Meditations and Heart of Darkness that low
>No Jack London
i don't even read and i'm cringing

I want a Marchand joining and winning with the Panthers edit set to in the hall of mountain king.

>>149328627
I honestly don't know who any of those guys are.
Hockey gets America's 5th-tier athletes.

>>149328676
Erik Johnson, Zach Parise, ????, and Jamie Langenbrunner.


Took me a second, but I got 3/4

>>149328700
ryan malone

Look what you guys did.

>>149328874
FAGGOT

>>149328891
Reddit is the natural e habitat for leafs

>>149328911
ok mr reddit expert
go back

>>149328874
what did florida do?

>>149328944
That are too based for mr singh

>>149328791
haha black people

>>149328974
>Bennetdive
That's Schmidt.

>>149328874
Maybe Canadian players not playing for Canadian teams are sick of getting completely ignored by their home country's media in favor of [Hot Canadian Team of the Season] from the second the schedule comes out.

>>149328874
>your parents
didn't raise you correctly.
Oh my god how did they know

>>149329041
Too drunk to tell them apart

if leafs wouldve won game 7 they would won the cup

>>149329088
based retard

>>149329101
And if my granny would have had a couple wheels on her she'd be a bicycle.

bros i'm so hungry and broke i asked this beautiful black chick i came across on my bike ride if she had money to spare so i could buy food to have lunch for work tomorrow. i said i don't need much i can go buy bread and then steal the sardines and cheese and she scolded me in her heavy african accent that stealing is wrong and said i needed to eat healthy so i could do a good job at work and gave me a 20 dollar bill. then she said don't go buying the marijuana and smiled. we both said God bless at teh same time. damn she was like 7ft tall and had one of those psychedelic striped african dresses on she was perfect. i'm picturing cuddling on my stinky cot in my unfinished cat piss hoarders house right now. i ended up buying a large walk in special pizza which the cute indian girl gave me for half price! now i have leftover pizza for lunch and 15 bucks to buy beer after work. i grow my own weed obviously.
Marner stuns and signs a 3 year 16 million deal with the Islanders after Tavares announces his 5 year return there.

>>149328874
Total Soiler Death

Panthers threepeat by beating the Golden Knights, but get eliminated by the Blue Jackets in 2027 in the first round, who make the finals against the Minnesota Wild

>>149329440
This except the sabres win the next 3 cups

>>149329164
if you can afford to post here you can afford to take care of yourself. I'm ashamed to know you.

>>149329164
>i ended up buying a large walk in special pizza which the cute indian girl gave me for half price!
You better have tipped.

>>149328874
Kek

watching vacquer work out with sheamus she's so CUTE

wrestlefaggotry continues to plague this board and the german faggot who moderates supports it

it's wrestlechaddery

fuck it, if this isn't a board of rules or a nation of laws or a discussion of a league of professional athletes who play hockey


nigger, nigger, nigger. fuck you, nigger.


there I posted about rasslin, can I stay?

go to bed tranny no milly kwab

>>149330000
Sharks bro why do you hate wrestling so much

>>149328974
>>149329088
They do have identical shaved bald heads but you can easily tell the apart because one shows human emotion like laughter and the other is a psycho

>>149330100
sorry I left after the hacking
is shartsbro the new samir boogeyman?

>>149330160
you tell me

coaltard was 3 years ago

we're all tuning in to the draft next week to watch our islanders pick 1st overall right?

>works /hoc/etty into a seething shoot for the 300th consecutive night
bow down to the
bow down to the

>>149330356
i guess

florida panthers hockey

>>149330379
*bows down*

looks like samir finally went to bed after his 72 hour long melty

which means the Gameuhhhhh
is gonna standuhhhhh
in the middle of the gennyuhhhhh
and he has a two dollar slut for a wifeuhhhh

>>149330124
Yeah as soon as i looked up scmidt's mug i just knew he was textbook crowdsurfer material. What was i even thinking?

>>149328874
Oilers fangays are such faggots holy shit
Put them all in jail on july 1st

>>149330356
They're getting the next Michael Dal Colle

>>149330000
BASED AND CHECK'D

>>149330434
you don't even know what those words mean.

getfags are vermin

>>149328874
>I've never witnessed such ungracious winners
only because the oilers lost lmao

>>149330577
vpn off bud

>>149330589
lol probably

>>149330593
I literally don't even know how to do that

>>149328874

Its a sport where you literally bludgeon each other and this dork expects graciousness in victory.

I like hanging out here but some of you are legitimately retarded. most of u are cool tho

I just dropped a MASSIVE marner in my toilet.

>>149330639
retard

>>149330593
meds

>>149330272
Kek i remember

>>149328874
>the panthers embody the spirit of florida man
the oilers embody the spirit of edmonton by losing jen

>>149330644
kek what a clumsy faggot

>lose drunk driving case
>get sentenced to coach a hockey team in a disney movie
criminal justice system is a joke

>>149331408
The fuck you talking abut?

>7 posts in 2 hours
Grim

>>149331664
Yeah well Canadians can't make good posts anyway so why did you make one?

oh right that's why

>>149331687
Can't win Cups either

>>149331664
Draft next weekend buddy are you excited :)

Anton Frondell is No. 1 in NHL Central Scouting's final ranking of International skaters for the 2025 NHL Draft and is expected to be a top-five pick.
The 2025 Upper Deck NHL Draft will be held June 27-28 at L.A. Live's Peacock Theater in Los Angeles. The first round will be held June 27.

>>149331703
Do you really think that Canadians pay attention to hockey?

>>149331816
>>149331816