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news: kevin lee is done ben askren is done patchy mix is done jake hadley is done
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Kevo kevo kevo... what a shame... a poor little blk boy for the rest of time...
>>149328010Just like your mom lmao
>>149328010>multiple partners
>>149328010There's LITERALLY NO REASON FOR FAGGOT SIMP BATTERED BITCH EYE BALL EMOJI. NO ONES WORRIED AND IN SHOCK AND COWERING FROM BEHIND A TREE WHEN THEY READ THIS NEWS LITTFLE FAGGOT SOI WRITING THESE STUPID TWEETS THEY NEED TO BE DELT WOTH
>>149328010>multiple partnersI tell ya Sean Omalley and Dan Hardy's wives get around!
UFC on Quibi 13: Dos Anjos vs Covington 2
>>149328130thats not what the eyeballs looking to the left emojee means uncle
>>149328078Hate this trend of dudes calling their girlfriend partner, used to be something only faggots said
>>149328010holy shit i hope its not rumble
i REALLY hope its not dazn
>>149328010I have multiple partners: Dana White; Hunter Campbell; Sean Shelby; Mick Maynard
Hunter has the tightest ass hole
UFC on Pluto: Dariush vs Gamrot 2
Sean is now back on weed and his wife is back on his coach's dick.
Can't wait to see some turks knocked out in their own nest tomorrow
thank you ufc
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wtf islam walks around at a max of 182
ilia coach claims he walks at 187
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EER7SJ7mnBc?feature=share
>>149328338182 sounds about right.
>>149328338he drinks cola
>>149328347Fuck yeah
a shame fiziev wasnt good enough to earn a shot against arman, wouldve loved tro see arman finish him in his turk rat nest
arman the homosexual hindoostani tsarkarian this kids the real deal
Is that a bird?
Is that a plane?
How about a dog?
No its a turk
>Schrodinger's Arman, he is technically in the UFC but he never fights in the UFC
>>149328487sultry little minx
>>149328487>hah huh hah i am amused
how come no one told me kevin was fighitng
>>149328487>be Arman>go out with your gun to hunt a nice rogan Elk>ducks everywhere
*Mark Coleman throwing sweet booty Rogan through a wall.mpeg*
Another fluke loss for my boy Lee, he just needs more time to fine tune his game.
>>149328130Turn you monitor faggot
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how is it possible that this nigga is so ass
he was fighting for interim titles at one point
maybe it's an ego problem
>>149328757we don't discriminate our monitors here
>>149328347He look like a nafri street kid
>>149328761Athleticism merchant and weakmind
>>149328761he needed the green hoodie brazza on his corner
Who is the biggest athleticism merchant of all time ?
>>149328828I-IT'S HIM! BRAZZA IN THE GREEN HOODIE! MY GOD, HE'S GOT TOM'S SON! GOOD GOD, GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY HE'S SPIKED HIS SON RIGHT ON HIS HEAD! HE'S NONCHALANTLY BRUSHING THE EMBLEM ON HIS HOODED JACKET, KANG! GOD DAMN HIM!!!!
>>149328839gane (by actually having any amount of athleticism)
>>149328030quote the blk boy, never more...
I would pick brazza green hooded over Gane
Gane is one of the worst HW fighters I've ever seen. Most fat unathletic fags that had two weeks of training can at least knock each other out. Not so with Gane. He somehow turns what should be a short barnburner into a fucking absolute snooze fest. It's like he faked being a tough guy all his life, now he has to perform and he sucks. Fuck you France honestly, you made us have to watch this guy.
>>149329027Gane heems Tom.
*steps in the thread with thong sandals*
>>149329027Anyone can get a knockout retard, having 5 rounds cardio, being able to fight out of both stances, having an elite jab, range control, leg dexterity and kicking ability like him isnt natural. Gane is the best striker in MMA HW History, you can say he's boring all you want, but in pure skill, no one is touching Gane
if you guys keep talking about Gane I will see red and you don't want that bapapo
>>149328010>multiple partners Just like my wife.
>>149329120These are the guys Gane haters hype up, brawling undersized bums like Randleman who just spammed overhands and did le suplexes
Randleman would kill Gane dead with an overhand into a suplex
>>149329150I know Kevin Randleman was shit, and that's why I loved him. A young homosexual like yourself will never understand.
holy fuck the UFC has signed Ante Delija this is big news
Randleboomer would be punching air before getting geemed (Gane heem)
whats the canelo vs crawford of mma?
>>149329160Honestly I think after Gane gets done promoting the new French backed marvel movie (IRON CLITTY) Randleman would actually come back from the dead, rotten body and all just to slam Gane on his stupid fucking French head
>>149329178conor vs khabib
>>149329178Bob Probert vs Tie Domi
Crazy to think Kevin Lee was once close to getting a Conor fight
I wonder how often he thinks about that
charles will miss weight and duck
whos the replacement for topuria?
1998 Randleman vs Toddler Kevin Lee
>>149329178Jose Cansenco vs Hong Man Choi
>>149329027Gane was born with a silver spoon
>>149329178volk vs islam 1
>>149329215that was fucking based and I'm so glad someone else saw that shit. Bob Sapp raping a small asian man in an anime mask is up there too
>>149329221and despite that extremely rare genetic malformation he managed to reach the heights of the ufc
>>149329178Topuria vs Poatan basically
Frank Mir was born with a horseshoe up his ass.
Gane is the devil
it's supposed to be f = ma but even though he's big and fast he hits like an quadruple amputee
fucking breaking physics I don't trust that demon nigga
>>149329027Quite the opposite. In fact, we've seen Gane break Tom's punch power record. This means Gane views the sport differently than most neanderthals. Ciryl wishes to best his opponent, to put on a show and display a higher skill. Even then, it seems he does have a darker side that knows how to hit hard enough to deal damage and keep them standing. He def has a cruel streak, especially for fat people. I could understand being fat and NOT liking Gane. If I was fat I would hate him too on a deep level.
>>149329308How the fuck did you know I was fat??
>>149328010Can't believe nobody wants to pony up and lock down exclusive broadcast rights for these amazing star-studded cards the UFC has been blessing us fans with lately.
I actually get angry irl when people talk about Gane, even in trolling, that he's good. He's literally the shittiest HW mma figher I've ever seen but to support him pushes my buttons and you lot know it
Why won't Askren use hit bitcoin funds to arrange for an Indian to be killed to harvest his lungs?
>>149329365imagine giving up your humanity to get your empty cum blasted lung replaced with a shit filled lung from Ramjeep Windows98sheeva
>Redditors whenever AGPoatan walks out
I go into a hallucinatory manic sexual rage like Ichi the killer form the movie Ichi the Killer when people start talking about Gane
>>149329389at least you don't have chronic lower back pain because you tried to molina your meng
>there we go Mr. Aspinall we've just successfully transplanted that lung into your body
>now if you wouldn't mind taking a deep breath and see how it feels
>*squish*
>>149329415>Asspainall will need a lung transplant after Jon is done with himSad, but true.
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>>149329027>waah, he only wins by decision! Mommy, mommy, I need heems and taps!!!Just open your mind and realize that Gane is too good for that slop. Gane is giving the fans our money's worth by providing the FULL SCHEDULED amount of content that we Ganeiacs are so passionate about. If you knockout or submit your opponent, you're short-changing your fanbase and hurting your brand-awareness. Gane is too smart for that.
>>149328130Emojis increase engagement. All the data points to this. It's only a minority of autists that you that get offended by them
Reminder that 20% of lung transplant patient die within a year. 50% within 5 years. 80% within 12. Askren will only have precious few years left if he survives. Hopefully he can get the Jake Paul rematch in that time.
>>149328338Islam is 182 when he's in fighting shape (ie in camp but before weight cut)
Ilia is 187 when he's not in fighting shape. When he's in fighting shape he's in the 170s
>>149328761the athleticism is going plus he's a heartlet/chinlet and his gameplan doesnt work well anymore
>>149329451I hope Ben survives. Very sad to see kids grow up without an dad.
>>149329458ah that makes sense
this was 3 weeks out from the arman(moicano) fight
>>149329451Does that consider that most people getting lung transplants are old as fuck? Anyway, I'm praying for Ben.
>>149329389I just start going crazy like Peter in Funeral Parade of Roses imho
>>149329495It's the average for 40-50 year old patients.
>>149329443I'm getting so mad right now with this realization I heemed my own self! My god, was Gane a genius all this time? Was he absolute shit on purpose? I need a second here
>the last thing a shawty sees on a hot Cameroonian evening
Gonna go have an smoke look forward to my increased involevement in this thread soon
>>149329534>kobe meet me by big rivah>i be deah in five dayeh
I don't know how you guys imagine it, but I feel like Francis' son Kobe died in an absolutely whacky way and we just don't know about it. Like crocodiles fell through the roof of his gucci hut. This is why you just can't trust blacks, Francis never told us the truth
I couldnt stop myself
I have done it again
that's what Francis should have done, he should have stopped. But no, he ran her right the fuck over and laughed about it
Don't joke about that stuff, lets talk about Ben instead.
Ben? Ben Cumlung? Oh man, I memba him. FUCKIN BELLATOR BEAST!!! A shame what happened to him because he never bathed
>>149329587francis killed him, this is known by many inside circles and is part of the reason francis hates chael so much because chael holds it as blackmail
And there's hunger in the desert
And missiles in the sky
And every soul is interwoven
Before the wrong or right
Volk crooked ilia's nose, the damage from Volk's jabs twisted the base of his nose, this can affect his breathing
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>>149329674Chat, is this true? SHALE SOMEMAN has undeniable proof of Francis' perverse love of murdering children? He has crocodile teeth proving this? Holy shit guys.
>>149329690Volk jab is so strong it gave AOE damage to your brain
Here he is with fresh wounds on his nose, Volk's jabs may be pillowfisted but they can Wonk a churka's nose
Blackpill Fact: It was always twisted
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I am connecting the dots and weaving in and out like a boxer playing mind games
>>149329690>>149329712wouldn't matter
topturo can breathe out of his ears if needed
11 bongs till prelims. act like it
why would a grown man leave his son next to a crocodile infested river for five days I ask
>>149329690illia has always been a wonk nosed paki
>>149329723connect these dots bitch
*farts a bunch of poo particles in your face*
>>149329756Felt very sad for although I never watched a fight of his
I smell metal who shat blood here?
>>149329760*looks rocked, smiles and gives thumbs up*
>crowd begins shitting and cheering*grabs poo particles and licks them*
>crowd going wild throwing actual poop shit into the cage*gets into Machida-like pose and begins blasting shit at you calmly and cool like a samurai warrior*
And suddenly Diego appears. He has had enough of this scat play.
*shoots a double leg on you*
>>149329843sound like your favorite pastime fag
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AMERICA. TOGETHER. STRONG
To the jannie that deleted my Joanna pic, she's the wife of ex mma fighter and mma analyst brendan schaub therefore heem related. Thanks for reading!
Diego lopes..whatever happened there
>>149329901Volk sent him a brick burger before the fight.
>>149329891Yeah jannies are cazzies, they don't know it's mma related
>>14932990130 years old. A fuckin' kid.
>>149329938https://youtu.be/pVhkLFNLNlM?si=mrRNhuAX0uyhwBWe
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imagine if this was a main card lol
I'm starting to think the tuf cans of yesteryear got paid better than the current roster. Who the fuck is Illio topramen
>>149330121right here buddy
*picks you up and slams you*
>>149330121This is my pick
mikey mucinex and hasbulla on a mine cart ride straight to hell
pretty sure the picks bong his been MIA since around the buckley card
hey team!! are we excited for tomorrow's card??? :)
>>149330165I will be missing it
>>149330165no. now I have to look up tomorrow;s card. *BIG SIGH* *BIG FART* *BIG POOPOO BLAST* hrnng this is so irritating *fires cocoa log into clean Puma*
that time abdulmanap was like "do not misunderstand it, this is not power of [greg jackson's] creation"
>>149330121shut the FUCK up, faggot
we're still regrouping from the loss earlier tonight
>>149330175is this re Father's favorite fighter, Jonathan "Meat" Jones?
>>149330182these fucking retards might have convinced me Gane is good despite everything to the contrary
oh oh oh ooooh
oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oooh
the gane stuff
honorary spot for kevin lee
Kevin Lee donates lung to Ben Askern!!! HEARTBREAKITNG MOMENT! :fire: :fire: :dildo:
its friday night and you are here posting kevin lee's dildo
pretty sure pick bong is kill so just send your picks my way
>>149330329uhhh I'll have uhh cheese uh-burgah...and a soda.
The Kevin Lee experiment is ongoing
heemember when gooby was in his prime and we thought wow he must be inspiring the next generation of fighter. well ilia is that fighter
>>149330328I wish I could throw kevin lee's dildo at kevin lee as he has his lung forcibly removed without anesthesia to bring our beloved Ben back to life
I'm not confident Kevin Lee could win against current Askren. Maybe he can get a technical doctor stoppage if he targets the ventilator keeping Ben alive.
I think even a half lung Ben Askren could moan, drool a bit and fall over on Kevin Lee thus securing a 15 minute decision
wow these threads suck without picks
picksbong can you unrape yourself and return to the thread please
>>149330497OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
>>149329239Crawford last fought at 154, Canelo at 168
That's a smaller difference than between LW and WW
I know one day when I'm on my death bed I will be trying to explain the Joe Rogan "OOOOOOH!" to my family but I die before they understand
john cena is evil now wtf
>>149330512Man canelo man WOOOW
evil cena sounds like tom's son
Jamahal Hill vs. Khalil Rountree Jr.
Rafael Fiziev vs. Ignacio Bahamondes
Curtis Blaydes vs. Rizvan Kuniev
Tofiq Musayev vs. Myktybek Orolbai
Nazim Sadykhov vs. Nikolas Motta
Muhammad Naimov vs. Bogdan Grad
>>149330539the mma vs boxing argument was settled when Tim Sylvia embarrassed himself against Ray Mercer. Jealous Dana Big Bald Titty Bitch White drug James Toney out of a crack den to have him job to Randall Controuel, his ego was that upset. And honestly wouldnt we be too? He promoted this fat Maine born piece of shit for years to the tune of no dimes, only for him to get nearly homeless and decapitated by a 68 year old former hw boxing champ
>>149330579You are so mad rn
>>149330566Hill
Fizter
Blaydes
dont care
Mutto
Bogdan
>>149330566Rountree
Baja Montes
Blaydes
Orolbai
Sadykhov
Naimov
>>149330617why she look asian though
>>149330566Hill
Fiziev
Blaydes
Orolbai
Sadykhov
Naimov
Laura "peepee poopoo" Stanko
there goes mexico trying to make me lust after foreign harlots again
>>149330617I just remembered that webm with tiger schaub
Just woke up from a dream that schaub was at my house and i was moving things around so we could watch the raghead card.
>>149330566Jamahahawhl
Nacho
Blaydes
Orolbai
Sadykhov
Naimov
>>149330659she's american
>>149330643tracy cortesesque
>>149330566Rountree
bahamondes
blaydes
musayev
sadykov
naimov
>>149330682>she's American
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Mexicans were originally asian but they are low IQ so they don't count as chinks.
They can sit in the gook table but they are not granted the rank of chink.
https://twitter.com/AliAbdelaziz00/status/1936298001921675305
>>149330566Jamawhal
Rafael Fiziev
Curtis Blaydes
Myktybek Orolbai
Nazim Sadykhov
Bogdan Grad
>>149330711THE 34 year old zabit that hasnt touched a mma gloves in 6 years?
I picked Bogdan based on his name. He sounds like a person I could earn the trust of, promise of a better life and then call in multiple air strikes on the village he grew up in. A good ally imo
>>149330153Wtf seriously?
>>149330747grads a beast but he's too much of a punching bag, hope he wins tho. he's a funny little guy
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>>149330755put a nigga on blast but here's the thing, doo pulled up after I posted that
>>149330566Hill
Fiziev
Blaydez
Mike Thai Beck
Sad Dick Off
Naimov
>>149330764in my mind's eye I'm cheering for an obese 5'3 borat
fagot
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>>149327914 (OP)>How'd you know I was an Imavov fan
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Bogdan "IED Warrior" Bobschaiev
Oorul Beck Oorul-guy by ungga bungga round 1
>>149330566Jamabawl
Fizzie
Blaydes
Orolbai
Sadykhov
Naimov
Mike tie-beck oral guy by glark glark full 3 rounds
>>149330903lets not jump to conclusions yet
>>149330908call him Bogdan or don't use his name at all you son of a bitch!
the fighting nerds are gay and retarded
if you dont watch dwcs your not allowed to pick bogdan grad
fat frank
https://youtube.com/shorts/vpzymxoPMB4?si=dPy6lKeaNqwsKnqS
>>149330943I was hoping this would be a mukbang with Frank Mir and let me tell you I was disappointed
When did you realize the UFC just assigns these guys absurd unfathomably retarded made up names based on some sort of algorithm?
>>149330566Was getting worried, god bless
bacon double hamdy burger
>>149330566jamal
fiziev
kuniev
orolbai
sadykhov
grad
>>149330960I dont think thats the case at all I just think UFC is so fucking cheap they'll throw anyone in there while Dana scouts for bussy in Dagestan
>>149330997These names cannot possibly be real bubba, are you smoking crack?
Don't sugar coat it for me, how fucked are we Jamahal bros?
>>149331000I am smoking something green
>>149331023Me too nigga, sfv og
heeminder bookie odds are directly based on sentiment and indirectly based on who is more likely to win
use this knowledge wisely
that colonial son of a bitch Bisping always shitting on the coloreds
Jamahal Hill is the young prospect phenom and Khalil is gatekeeper on his way out
>>149331038thanks captain einstein
Why costa keeps pulling out every fight?
hood nigga proudly displaying his gunt from 1000 gas station fights vs khalil roidtree nigga that wish he ytboi
the choice is simple
>>149331072Pavlovich used to be that guy before Tom beat him
>>149331151post the unedited version
how about Regular Coture
and they just play golf or something
>>149330566Khalil
Rafael
Curtius
Orolbai
SADykhov
Bogdan
>Rizz-van Koonthaiev vs Curtis Blaydes
Real names and totally not boomer ai made up bs names btw
randy "the exception" couture, man what a stud
Randolph "The Normal" Contriev
>>149331195go watch gfl grandpa
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>>149331222mmmmm you've done it now
>>149328010Christ it's going to be like football over here. You'll need to pay ยฃ200 a month across various platforms to watch superstars like like Lauren Murphy take on beasts like Eduarda Moura
Quillen Sal-Killed said he should be called the minority killer and be the new Drew Dober? Unfathomably based.
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>Guys, this fuckin youtube shit is gonna take off. Do you wanna be a fuckin fighter? Huh? Wanna eat twelve value meals on camera while I laugh at you? Wake the fuck up. Safest sport in the world.
>>149329587Kobe was staying with ngubu's brother, by himself in Africa, hours away from civilization or any hospitals... It is unironically very strange.
Schaubs Mrs has gotten into Schaub posting.
Ohhhh Israel with the huuuge strikes!! Who does that to hospitals man?
wow is that UFC alumni and one time top ten heavyweight Brendan "BIG DADDY" Schaub?! Who is that fake bootied whore beside him hogging the photo?
Jannies used to HATE Joanna posting
>>149331364I got banned for posting "Joanna YoungGayChick" one time
we are here
https://strimsy.top/fight/GLORY101.php
>>149331326Schaub has been dead for 3 years but his wife and Callen control him like a puppet to keep milking the fighter and the kid ad revenue
Why is Poland so based anyway?
>>149331411^ virus don't click
>>149331441Im just saying I dont know when
Adesanya vs RDR would be dope
>>149331415They have low birthrates which makes sense, every polish guy i met online was a tranny
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>>149330566Khalil Rountree jr.
Ignacio Bahamondes
Rizvan Kuniev
Tofiq Musayev
Nazum Sadykhov
Muhammad Naimov
>>149331443*CLAP*
WANNANOW
UFC prelims start in 8 bongs.
>>149331363Excellent work.
>>149331438I know you are but what am I.
Remember how cringe it was during covid when the fighters could clearly hear the commentary in the dead silence
Watching some old fights and I'm close to having to mute it from second hand embarrassment
>>149331535OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>149331548based and zanepilled
>>149331548Me arguing with myself
>>149331548Based. I can accept literal tards liking capeshit.
>>149331548dana's war room be like
heem is home to the zaniacs
If Dana white wasn't a faggot he'd have used some cash to build a Motte and Bailey Castle.
>>149331548food trugg diaries got some stiff competition, b
>>149331851are they african?
Oh they're from the north?
kevin lee was heemed on internet television and we're all just gonna carry on like nothing happened?
kinda crazy that topturo is still undefeated with the way he fights, much more impressive than khabib's record if you think about it
>>149330566Hill
Bahamondes
Blaydes
Orolbai
Sadykhov
Naimov
Bogdan, what a maroewerft
>>149332014nigga that aint no word
>>149332030I had a Ben Askren moment there
>>149331548The UFC War Room looks intense
>>149332014we gedit b you speak german we gedit
>>149330566Round Tree
Nignacio
Blaydes
Oral Guy
Sadykhov
Grad
smil
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>>149332084>face the pain starts playing>shoe closet door opens
>>149328197theyre turning everyone into faggots nowadays, men, women, kids, straight men are total faggots. everyones a faggot and must live like one. DEATH TO THE WORLD
The ufc is pro LGBTQIA+
bigots arent welcome on heem
>>149332045Is there surgery for fish mouth?
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>>149332285i'm bricked up, b
>>149330566Jamahal Hill
Ignacio Bahamondes
Curtis Blaydes
Myktybek Orolbai
Nazim Sadykhov
Bogdan Grad
>>149332332Hey mate could you stop impersonating me please?
Ummm BDSissies, heโs joking? R-right?
>>149330566Khalil
Ignacio
Curtis
Tofiq
Nazim
Mo
>mayhem miller
>sam hyde
>bradley martyn
a meeting of the minds, i'm genuinely surprised Gane couldn't make it
>>149332454did these niggas meet?
>>149330566Khalil Rountree Jr.
Ignacio Bahamondes
Curtis Blaydes
Tofiq Musayev
Nazim Sadykhov
Muhammad Naimov
Sadulaev has to be the coolest name
>>149332442OO Pakitranny take your anti-sepsis meds. your necrotic neo-vagina will close up otherwise
I shudder to think what Dadulaev would do to PeRoevWade
Gooby did irreparable damage to this sport
>>14933244210k is the most we can offer him
>>149332639The doo who complained about the 10k/20k lost to Verhoeven in embarassing fashion, the 10k thing is just the first two fights in the UFC, his pay increases as he keeps fighting and winning
>>149332598yo thats crazy
>>149332622Who? This some kinda unc?
>>149332718Yeah he is the guy who beat cerone 5 years ago
>>149328197when someone uses the word partner to me I say "oh you're a cop", never got so much as a smile
>>149332772Makwan ''Mister finland'' Amirkhani's harem of wives clears both of em
>>149332970kek maybe he was just ordering a sandwitch
>yes i will take za blt
>>149333063He was SOON posting, he knows what he was doing.
DANA.....WHERE IS MY BELT?
"mysterious figure seen smiling in the shadows with a gold UFC belt strapped around his waist*
Are you looking for this?
>>149330566JaMAUL
Fiziev
Blaydes
Orolbai
Sadykhov
Naimov
y'know Islam been quiet af is he shook from jdm? i think porier might've cracked his chin he seemed like he was going to go out
>>149330566Jamawl
Bahamondes
Blaydes
Musayev
Sadykhov
Naimov
Jamawl/Rountree and Fiziev/Bahamondes are litty. Alll the brazza fights are wgaf, though I have an odd interest in Naudiev/Park.
Who the HELL is Rizvan Kuniev and why is Blaydes fighting him
>>149333277Some guy, a known steroid cheat, who has a win over the literal who that Ngannou KO'd in PFL.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sJjeJ6wTNEI
It's the long awaited return of the finnbeast, his name was Jon Jones btw
>>149333604>height in inches
you aren't allowed to post in this thread unless you have had a minimum of 2 champions from your country
>>149333547Turn on your monitor
>>149333934Lamentable yet factual post bruder hh
>>149330566Hill
Bahamondes
Curtis
Orolbai
Nazim
Bogdan
whats next for Curtis if he gets the W? also what the fuck are they gunna do with Volkov
>>149333988Slamming his BBC into Tomala's bacon bussy in front of his retarded kid
>>149330566>Khalil Ibn Rountree Jr>Ignacio Antonio "La Jaula" Bahamondes Carabantes>Curtis Lionell "Razor" Blaydes>Myktybek Orolbai>Nazim "Black Wolf" Sadykhov>Muhammadjon "Hillman" Naimov
>>149334017can I bet on this?
>>149334019why is the pawg brown?
>they couldn't find a lung transplant in time
Brutal
RIP Funky
>>149334078Per sources Dana White is stepping in it's all over now
Thinking of buying live oysters at the supermarket and eating them raw.
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>>149330566>Khalil Rountree Jr.>Ignacio Bahamondes>Rizvan Kuniev>Tofiq Musayev>Nazim Sadykhov>Bogdan Grad
>>149334192stream that shit
I don't like Rafael Fiziev on the basis of his religious faith
>>149332442Sadulaev has to solve his shitty visa situation if he ever wants to fight in the ufc. He has missed out two european championships in a row due to visa denial. He probably can't enter america as well.
>>149330566Hill
Bahamondes
Blaydes
Orolbai
Sadykhov
Grad
>>149334542>blocked by the notorious terrorist watch list
>>149334542That's what Abu Dhabi cards are for
Wrestlers just rubbing their infections on each other and calling it a sport
fnabc
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5/10 card
>>149334542Tazhudinov is better
>>149334686Orolbai fight will be a fucking banger
>>149334686>piss break for womens fightsOk we get that you are an incel
>>149334945Ironic coming from a literal 3-inch Japanese.
I mean Charles at these betting odds i literally have to take it.
>>149334686>8, 8, 7, 6, 5, 5, 5, 5, 4, 3Lazy rating
>>149335048That's what I told my son when he wanted ice cream
>>149335053yeah, i didn't feel like really diving into each fighter, but the ufc has been lazy in general so fuck em
>>149335097You just pissed away your gimmick because you couldn't be bothered to read for five minutes before taking to photoshop.
they cannot create, only corrode
>>149335128Keep up the fight bruder hh
>Trump made israeli's fight and die for America
>>149330566Roundtree
Bahamondes
Blaydez
Orolbai
Sadikov
Naimov
>>149335124yeah, im not gonna read this either
>>149335289in Italy, yeah
Minge is starting to lose meaning again
There will never be another fighter like Ciryl Gane.
I heard Interim Tom Aspinall's son is mentally retarded is that true
Even those who do not know fighting know to respect Gane
>>149330566Rountree
Bahamondes
Blaydes
Orolbai
Sadykhov
Grad
>>149335391Who's the skirt
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>>149330566Hill
Fiziev
Blaydes
Orolbai
Sadykhov
Naimov
No one told me Hamdy was fighting.
>prelims in 45 bings and main card in 4 hours
Damn I'm gonna miss the event cause we're going to see 28 years later
>>149330566Rountree
Fizzy
Blaydes
Myktykek
Nazi
Naimov
>>149335391ET looking ass bitch
>>149335456Grab a titty for me b
>>149335443Calling what rolly polly does fighting is pushing it
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>It finally happened with the boss
What did she mean by this
>>149335478God this gets me going no homo
>>149335391>pole vs russianFOTN confirmed
any updates from BJ Penn dot com
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Movie
>>149328010>apex cards on espn+>better fight nights on dazn>ppvโs on netflix >tuf on amazon prime >dwcs on ufc fight pass Yeah Iโm done watching UFC after 2025
>>149328197Itโs a leftist thing. Conservatives donโt do it.
Blaydes gets heemed btw
>>149328338Ilia is 5โ4โ. Heโs not walking around at 187. Maybe 175 out of camp
>>149335559you can just pirate the shit out of everything
>>149328761chin is utterly dusted
he got badly hurt by a jab last night
That's illegal I'm afraid
>>149334686Naimov-Grad is a banger
Where is the game thread? Iโm out for dinner and need to know when to be back for the main card. Can heem broskis pls remind me
>>149335679main card 3 bongs 30 bings
>>149330566Hill
Bahamondes
Blaydes
Orolbai
Sadykhov
Naimov
>>149335689Ahh wait I fucked up, Iโm actually in Lithuania (Irish sim) which is 3 hours ahead so the prelims ainโt even started yet. Crisis averted heemers
>>149330566Hill
Fiziev
Blaydes
Orolbai
Sadykhov
Naimov
>>149335596he's taller than volk who famously used to be a heavyweight
>>149335746God help you b
we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRVNiwX0i8w
>>149330566Hill
Fiziev
Kuniev
Musayev
Sadykhov
Naimov
>>149335951I deserve to be heemed
>>149330566Bangkok ready Rountree Jr
Bahamondes
Curtis
Tofiq
Motta
Naimov
Pre
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>>149330566Khalil Rountree Jr.
Ignacio Bahamondes
Curtis Blaydes
Myktybek Orolbai
Nazim Sadykhov
Muhammad Naimov
Lads i am drunk is UFC starting in 10 minutes or 1 hour
>>149330566Khalil
Bahamondes
Blaydes
Orolbay
Sadykhov
Naimov
>>149336112Drunk at 7 pm pure degen
>>149336140Its 8 pm for me. Chud
>>149336112ufc 317 ilia vs charles 10 mours / 1 hinute
>>149330566jamahalwal
bahamondes
blaydes
orolbai
motta
naimov
>>149336112I ate a a Georgian restaurant yesterday and fuck me dead it was delicious lad.
At least he will be happy in the shadow heem
>>149336251I am tired of Foreigners talking about our food. Your either drink with me and beat me to drinking or don't talk about anything about releated to my country.
>>149336294I reckon I could beat you now if you are already pissed and I just started
>>149336321I drank Some trash irish beer ( probabaly fake) and Wyborowa and it has baraley moved me. I am undefeated in drinking. I put down guys twice my size
Do not talk about anything about related to my country saar you bloody saar do not redeem it
>>149336377I will redeem your fat cracka ass
Dana could sell out the moon
>>149336106Replace this by churkas and its russia lmao
Jean "LORD" Silva heems both Cuckuria and Shitarles
DRIPtybek AURAbai just has IT! He's gpt the looks, he's got the personality, he's gonna be a star!
>>149330140who's the big skirt
>>149337889Saar you are not black you are not supposed to like women like that
>>149336366where you at let's meet up i'll heem you
>>149337909bro I haven't had sex in 3 years and I don't jerk off
>>149338476I drank lot more but i WIll still heem you. I am Saburtalo. Whats your weight class
>>149338500Why don't you jerk off? lisetning to no fap influencers will kill your dick, you need to use your D
>>149338551my dick works fine its unironically porn what cause ED in young men. plis masturbation is cringe anyway i never really got into it.
>>14933851195kg 188cm
It is your lucky day I can be near Vazha in like half an hour you in?
>>149338929Bullshit weightclass I would need to use weapon to balance it out. I am 182 cm 72 kg
>>149338985alright move along
>>149339041BTW i have no morals and using weapons is not seen as wrong in my mentality
Turned down minge for this thanks Dana
I think semen retention could have helped Jamahal. In fact, I beleive Khalil probably practices it, and that is probably why he won, amongst other things.
cazzies booing. this was a great fight
Surely next week's card will be better right?
You have to be retarded to still side with Hill.
Nigger is completely washed up
>>149346861I love when fighters stand there doing nothing for 25 minutes
Jamahalbros we eating good tonight. I mean we didn't win but at least we can still eat.
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Did you enjoy the show, it wont end.
Wow what a fight night that was, Baku was eating good
>Could have been gooning half the evening to this cute femboy cumming in his own mouth
>Watched Hill and Rountree fight instead
The gooning would have been a better use of my time.
I used to like Khalil but he is married to a 36y hapa. I can't respect a rich man who marries someone older than 22y.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149347107WW3 is about to start we don't need your negative energy in this thread you fucking antisemite
>>149347140Does he have a fat cock
>>149347271Nice little 5.7 to 6in, cute balls. He's the op clip of the self-facial thread on /gif/
https://www.cbssports.com/mma/news/jon-jones-retires-ufc-president-dana-white-announces-end-of-legendary-career-tom-aspinall-now-full-champion/
>Jon Jones retires: UFC president Dana White announces end of legendary career; Tom Aspinall now full champion
Rest in piss