Saints hanging in there at half time

old >>149330710

prick gaycos

If NWM leaves is there any reason to be excited about getting De Koning?

member that time we exposed the ‘cord with the deranged spastics who shopped nick into gay porn

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>149332659
>shopped

>>149332659
>shopped

>>149332669
you're right it was mostly AI

>>149332663
HEAVE HO UNNA

rulesperg aka piesperg

>>149332669
>>149332673
>so desperate to keep up the gaycos narrative that they admit the server was real
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149332687
>real

>>149332687
>real

>>149332691
>>149332702
>already on damage control
ohhhh no no no you already fucked up

Only a matter of time before a torpedo specialist reinvents this game like Steph Curry did the NBA

>>149332705
>up

There were four channels on that server
t. was there before it got nuked

>>149332691
>>149332702
samefag

has anyone clipped vossy yelling
>you're FUCKING, WRONG!

ever notice how whenever the server gets brought up there’s always multiple people denying it’s existence at the exact same time
almost like it’s…coordinated hmmmmm

>>149332705
>up

>>149332741
I'm amazed we don't have his full melt desu. Unless someone posted it and I missed it. Don't see too many coaches give the old fashioned spray anymore but I guess Voss knows they lose that and his job is gone, as it likely is now.

>>149332750
Absolutely got em on the ropes

of course there's a cord
that's not actually a controversial point idiot
are you just frustrated you haven't got an invite?

discord yeah they openly talked about in the past posted in the link on /afl/
even posted screen shots of all the people in the server
it's just people shat on them for being discord fags so they were hurt and pretended it didn't exist so it became their super secret club
and because they were rejected by other /afl/ anon's now they use the server to do semi-raids when they get mad
probably some asio type in their as well cos they love that shit subtlety influencing them on what and who to coordinate against in /afl/

>>149332678
Avril is a qtie.

>images of carlton supporters in despair
>linkin park - what i've done starts playing
kino

>>149332750
I sincerely have no idea what you're talking about but now that I know you're butthurt about some other faggots posting Daicos being a faggot I'm going to continue posting about Daicos being a faggot. Faggot.

Oi, spastic from last thread talking about the kid who fell off the building
haven’t seen a news article yet, figured there be one by now

Why do they keep showing that clip of the poorlton kid crying? That doesn't feel nice.

>>149332803
show some respect to dabloos oldest fan m8

Someone please explain why the On My Way chick stuffs her arm into a bucket of ice. I don't know what the fuck she's doing.

>>149332803
They're taunting the reddit /afl/ mods where you get permabanned for posting it.

>>149332809
you do know it's masochism

fellas I did not win the x lotto

>>149332817
I do not.

>>149332811
they’re actively sooking over it on their gay little hub lol

>>149332809
because she's being me to fuck her mouth, pussy and arsehole
she wants to be torn apart by my cock

Swans WILL make the finals this year

>>149332811
Why is reddit so gay and more importantly why do people post there?

What's with that throat lozenger ad
"I have good taste... Unlike YOU!" *tee-hee*

>>149332800
>I sincerely have no idea what you're talking about
you're not fooling anyone
also
>typed faggot 4 times in one post
you're really not fooling anyone kek, we all know you were in the discord

>>149332837
Masochistic dark side of an ad bring that exact moment up. Hey /afl/ what does dis mean lol?
You knew exactly what you were doing.

Aints winning this would make my weekend.

>>149332809
The gf

>>149332862
Black Power.

>>149332867
I'd like to be bouncing her on my dick right now.

>>149332642 (OP)
nick daicos

The goal kicking from the Aints is fucking frustrating.

Have you blokes enjoyed super saturday on fox footy?

>>149332862
When did Geelong do a power stance? That was Crowbots.

Pointless game
Pointless season
Cheers.

Pendles is the master
He conducted Darse to kick to Darce who went inside 50 for a block free

He is now fully aware how to game the system

collingwood would destroy both these teams

>>149332906
I'd enjoy it more if we got Sarah Jones instead of Kath. Aside from that, makes little difference to me. I'm always watching on Kayo

>>149332920
Chief simps for Sarah too much it gets weary with those two

>>149332931
not so well kept secret that chief fathered one of sarah's kids.

3 years with her, I was the happiest person alive, it was the first time I ever felt real and alive. Now she's gone, all the memories are gone, she moved on but I can't, I try..

no one escapes a nick daicos tackle

She lost someone who truly loved her.
And I lost myself.

not going to bother investing myself in this game even though it looks close atm because i know le pies will run away with it at the end despite looking gettable

>>149332678
wtf max gawn in the crowd

>>149332946
>>149332956
cheer up
year 12 will be finished before you know it

>>149332956
Stop being a sad cunt.

The girls all love Lipinsky
What does he possess that the other players don't?

>>149332988
Good hair. Chiseled jaw.

Lipinsky no foreskin-sky

quaynor doesnt mind a flop does he

>>149332980
I'm 47
>>149332986
Sorry, just one of those nights

>>149332998
cheer up
your life will be over before you know it

Lads, Scott just posted

Lads, Scott just posted

Where? I don't see Grace Scott's selfie anywhere

Can't stand this bullshit anymore, I'm going out and beating someone up

>>149333043
Wet On Wellington 15 minutes champ

what headphones do you lads use? recently got a some open backed grado sr-80x's and they're brilliant

I reckon brodie mihocek wouldve really loved the land before time movies when he was a kid

I just use airpod pros.

>>149333070
Wonder what it was like before time, must have been pretty big and scary

Saints desperately need King back. Or at least someone that can be a deep target and bring the ball to ground.

>>149333058
just use my speakers
dunno what they are
some logitech pair i bought for $30 at a computer swap meet in 2007

>Sam Darcy 5+ goals @5
>Against the Tigs
No such thing as free money my ass

>>149333072
they're the best piece of technology invented in the last 20 years. Literally the only thing that feels futuristic.

need a kino rec you FUCKING POOFS

>>149333102

>>149333102
warfare

>>149333102
Mirror

>>149333102
Go West (1940)

>>149333102
King of New York (1990)

>>149333102
>>149333108
based

just remembered dan butler exists

>>149333101
Gotta admit I do love them.

>>149333102
Le Mans (1971)

>>149333122
I felt like watching this the other day. People keep posting shit from it on twitter.

>>149333101
what's good about them

made a cheeky tikka masala for dinner tonight lads

>Pendlebury
>500 games

Pick both

Lads, Saints just rushed a post

https://x.com/Carteagle/status/1936318156076990744

Warning: brutal heem on the footy field

>>149333127
based and mcqueen pilled

Cursed to live life a top a figurative island, cast away in mental solitude, surrounded my mere automata fulfilling their base programming with Work, Sex and Sleep. Meandering through their banal existence with no philosophy, no ethos to call their own. A cruel punishment to suffer the embarassment of calling these lowly creatures my fellows, every interaction with them, this society, this civilisation, this so called Humanity a further reminder of my complete and utter isolation, a Stranger among the the dreadfully Unstrange.

>>149333159
holy fuck, he is not walking again

footy's shit
cricket's shit
guess i'd better re-watch family guy.

>>149333159
>Daicos spills a mark

I thought I was cultured but I've never even heard of australia's no.1 voted favourite piano piece, big B's Concerto No. 5 in E-flat major, Op. 73

>>149333159
>no attempt at resucsitation / welfare check
>dump coldy on the sideline
>not put in a warm box in case it's just in shock
>no attempt to call Wires / take to vet
white people are subhuman

>>149333159
kek, based. Fuck gulls

>>149333159
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

family guy has zero rewatchablity

>>149333159
is nick ok??

>>149333187
damn i thought ducks were chill

>>149333159
What do you do in this situation? Do you finish it off?

>>149333200
They are usually but gulls will eat their ducklings so they don't fuck around if they think it's trying to snatch their babies.

>>149333159
Crisp Randy Johnson impersonator

>>149333200
the mallard duck reproduces exclusively by gang rape

Saints forwards are fucking dumb. Why park yourself there and ask for the deep kick. You're not fucking Max King, Butler. Retard.

only thing mum ever taught me was how to smoke crack

>>149333218
more like cuckold duck

>>149333205
not sure a wristy would help much

Nick Daicos... NICK DAICOS!

tfw started listening to the rub at 11:30 and watched all 3 games today. need a break la

DAICOS

anyone got a screenshot of tauru's sister?

>>149333333

Faggot

nicky d

>>149333250
When he's not performing in gay porn he's pretty good at foort.

The NRL posters are really sad and gay.

What's my brand? What do I stand for?

just woke up
I’ve decided that I’m never masturbating again

>>149333305
Shalom

The get is approaching, man your stations lads.

first to 100 usually wins

First team to 100 usually wins.

>>1493333120
get

nick daicos

>>149333333
we all get laid

That boy ain't right

fred

Nick Daicos

nick daicos.

Only team to score 100 in a month usually wins

>>149333310
explain

nrl

ANONS YOU SPASTICS

ESPECIALLY YOU >>149333329

fuck my arse

>>149333333

Lads, Dan just posted

>>149333333
fin macrae get

Lads, Dan just posted

Lads, Dan just posted

>>149333322
>>149333332
>>149333336
it's over

just woke up, gonna have a shower, get a monster and some pizza aha yeah boy aha I’m 27

not watched a minute of footy today

>match with a girl on tinder
>tell her i got a mean stiffy
>she makes a tiktok about me

>>149333372
based jon patton

>>149333372
Never ever EVER touch a Chinese datamining nest of women without a hymen

wtf a stiffy

Lads, Bobby just posted

>>149333372
you CANNOT write such a thing without also providing a linque to said cocktok

There hasn't been a single good game this round

>Naicos' partner is in Fiji
And not with him, hmm...

>>149333403
idk watching the swans spill their spaghetti in front of goal and still end up flogging port was pretty funny

>>149333415
He had a partner? What's his name?

who wanking they dick off

>game looks close for a while then the favourite pulls ahead late to win by a few goals
literally the worst kind of game

>its a /afl/ posters bring up detailed gay sex fantasies episode whilst claiming to hate gay men repeat
Boring

nofap is costing me too much in prozzies bros

>>149333425
seriosly shut the fuck up dude. hes not gay.

>>149333455
>He's doing nofap so he just hires prossies to get off
That's the same thing. You're supposed to acquire clarity and get the gf.

ive rode faces i should have pissed on

>>149333425
It's a girl.
>>149333430
Not me.
>>149333438
Don't watch, don't like.
>>149333445
False equivalence.
>>149333455
You might as well wank. Or get some willpower.
>>149333479
Fuck you.
>>149333489
Partially true.
>>149333490
Nonsense.

gonna go surfing but i know i'm too fat to be able to pop up onto the wave haha

ive rode waves i should have pissed on

Shut up mate, honestly. Just shut up.

who flicking they clit

>>149333523
>just
Who are you referring to mate?

>>149333415
He's definitely gay. Nothing wrong with that though.

https://youtube.com/shorts/D4IvIxEeR6I?feature=shared

I told my wife I would take the rubbish out in the morning. Way to ruin my own weekend haha such is life

Collingwood is the best team in the league because they are on top of the ladder

>My best Fantasy scorer is fucking Docherty
What a torrid round

>>149333633
untrue
this would mean sydney would also have such a claim because they were minor premiers last year

17th Jim Beam looms

drinking a glass of portwine myself

>>149332849
Redditors and their mods are typically banned from interacting with minors.

>>149333719
The alcoholic idiot. Sort it out.

I’m just a dog in a cat world

*gets torn apart*
huh?

>>149333853
never

you can upload your photo to gpt and ask for a photorealistic version of your ideal partner to gauge what league you're in

>partner

AI is the antichrist

farting up a storm

I'm just a cross-hair

I'm here only for footage of Blues "supporters" hurling abusing their team. I know there's a bunch from today. Someone post it.

>>149333719
Utterly crisp.

Where are you cunts?

I'm here, just got nothing to say

Watch this.

not masturbating anymore

>>149334241
crisp

HAO LING
https://www.3aw.com.au/furious-carlton-supporters-call-into-3aw-after-loss-to-north-melbourne/

someone said I was 'crisp' today

>>149334290
keye'd

FIENDING for a wank

>>149334290
mint

>>149334290
grouse

>>149334290
Sweet

finna bong

finna fiddle with my bumhole

>>149334241
The brainwashed idiot.

>>149334510
post nose schlomo

Watchin this it's pretty no'

apartments seem comfy, might consider one day aiming to move into one

>>149334719
i dunno the cheap ones seem like shit and the good ones are overpriced

>>149334769
much like houses innit

guitars are such a reddit instrument

>>149334821

>>149334842
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149335007
keye'd

walking to the bottleo
watch out if you're in the vicinity of charles street maccas

>>149335121
better not run into me cunt

Just came here to tell janny, I'm evading ban

>>149335121
>walking to the bottleo
At 12:50? Where do you live?

I am crisp and mint. I am a crispy mint

i am spear and mint. i am spearmint crisp

>>149335200
perth, the drive through bottleo that closes at midnight every night has only affirmed my utter ruination
https://youtu.be/U_OKigBRqBI?si=08_1dw7EHz5MWf8U

>>149330878
maybe in the future, no time for vidya in summer

also lol

amartey needs to step it up

>>149344500

>>149340389
no but amartey may

watch nrlsperg shit himself over this

>nrlsperg bumped his thread after the graph was posted
seething

>>149347764
>>149347951
meds

Nothing like starting the day with a 'fee and 'nk

>>149347764
I don't know why you're seething so hard, both your graph and >>149344500 are true.

Of course State of Origin gets more views than a Thursday night match of two bottom teams (dons v norf)

anyone see the vid of that seagull getting HEEMED by a footy?

gonna have to narrow that down mate there's a lot of those vids

>>149349799
Yep, absolutely nailed the bastard.

>>149349550
im laughing at the nrl being shit mate, not sure why you think its seething
this season is the afl at its worst and yet its still more popular both domestically and i would even say worldwide than the pathetic nrl

Sir Nicholas 'Clutch' Daicos

>>149350021
You literally are seething, you make an individual post to go on about how bad NRL is.

Rent free

>>149350108
says the nrlsperg crying about his garbage sport being slighted in an unrelated thread

CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR THE SUNDAY TICKET LADS!!

How many for Sam Darcy today? 4? 5? 6? 7? More?

>>149350026
How does he do it?

>gets a medal for beating st kilda on a random saturday night
kek

I can feel a Michael Voss brewing in my guts, lads.

>>149350542
>anzac day was yesterday

You guys are posting in the wrong thread.

>>149350148
says the poster who posts about NRL completely unprompted and then blames "nrlsperg"

Is "nrlsperg" in the room with us now anon?

>>149350732
That one can be recycled for later
We had a surprise non-sage today

Good morning alf

anti war president btw

>>149351430
Iran have already retaliated:
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/eight-dead-in-horror-hot-air-balloon-crash/news-story/40576155d16f011960d1bbc0d98a87d0

been so cold lately i dont normally feel the cold but i've felt cold

is brian cook?

iran is FUCKED kek

>>149352031
not footy related

The Carlton failure may just be the most covered Saturday afternoon game so far this season, it was that bad a performance.

Pick your poison for the Bulldogs v Richmond game
>Ch 7
>Fox Footy
>Kids Call (7+)
>radio kek

>>149352962
For me it's remote viewing

>carlton lost
>iran lost

bad weekend to be a shitskin or shitskin supporter

anyone watching the footy?

dead thread
dead poomunity

Footy?

>>149353365
>>149353375
>>149353381

WE'RE IN HERE >>149344500

>orange team v west coast jumper ripoff

gws 'should' smash these gold coast noobs

>>149353411
Nobody's there mate

>>149353411
>no posts in 4 hours
nice try loser

>>149353411
SHALL

when will gws wake up?

Crazy how every time /afl/ tries to predent that Nick Daicos isn't the best player in the league he blows them the fuck out. Every single time.

>>149353435
good numbers for /nrl/ threads

>kelli underwood
>nepobabbies wearing iggs colours
>everyone shitting their pants over nothingburgerhappening in the desert
At least I tipped the Suns so there's that

>The West Coast Suns

>>149353488
>ah yes, the west cunts

>>149353488
>Suns of the west, yellow and blue, we come out shining, west suns through and through

swanbros we’re so back

>turn on game
>hear kelli
>mute game

i keep thinking gc are iggs

gcs have 3 bens in their side today

>turn on game
>scumpire misses obvious infringement or gives free kick over nothing
>turn off game

why is every sudo these days a defender

>player calls play on
>dumbarse runs towards the player
>gives away 50

kek

I want both these teams to play in the granny
because it'd be funny lol

>>149353625
yeah i was about to say what the fuck is that call but if it was a player trolling that's very funny

>>149353455
Sensational player.

But I don't see why anyone denies that he's soft or gay like it's something he has to be ashamed of.

Honestly though? I believe when he finally has the mental fortitude to take a hard cock up his ass, he will be the bravest player in the game. And that's why I'm putting him down as an absolute LOCK to be the first AFLM player to come out as homosexual.

>>149353643
yeah, they reckon it was ainsworth standing next to the ump

>pretty good scrap so far

Watch it; watch it, folks get out of the way; Get out of the way; Get this, Charlie; get this, Charlie! It's fire... and it's crashing! It's crashing, terrible! Oh, my! Get out of the way, please! It's burning and bursting into flames and the... and it's falling on the mooring mast and all the folks beneath it! This is terrible; this is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world. Oh it's... The flame's climbing! Oh, it's four or five hundred feet into the sky, and it's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen. There's smoke, and there's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground, not quite to the mooring mast. Oh, the humanity, and all the passengers screaming around here! I don't believe it! I can't even talk to people whose friends are on there! Ah! It's... it... it's a... ah! I... I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen. Honest: it's just laying there, a massive smoking wreckage. Ah! And everybody can hardly breathe and talk and the screaming. I... I... I'm sorry. Honest: I... I can hardly breathe. I... I'm going to step inside, where I cannot see it. Charlie, that's terrible. Ah, ah... I can't. Listen, folks; I... I'm gonna have to stop for a minute because I've lost my voice. This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed

@149353654
fuck up fatguts

are gws shit or are gc actually good? two burning questions for this season

>goals goals goals
thank you plastic franchises, I kneel

why has the footy been so shit this year? i know the golden ages are long gone but even last year there was more competition, this year there's only two real teams and the rest either have an easy fixture to beat up on shit teams or are the shit teams in utter freefall

>>149353738
Two things.
1. GWS isn't plastic. They're fighting against the AFL.

2. More goals does not raise the quality of a football match. This is the kind of plebocratic dribble that kills the AFLW.

Still edging this Michael Voss. Might let it rip.

>>149354001
"Edging" is the most retarded concept ever. You're supposed to ejaculated as fast as you can, ESPECIALLY in a woman. Only Jewish lies have convinced the plebocracy otherwise.

>bringing up jews every three posts
could you make it any more obvious that you are micktranny

I was talking about edging a turd, shitbreath.

Anyone else bagholding Whitfield?

my english relatives really experience a day of 26C and think they're on the surface of the sun kek

Black Andrew got a massive contract and really decided to stop showing up.

>>149354331
>1 handball
Kek bro got the bag and dipped

Worried about RC's obvious cognitive decline. Perhaps he was serious about the motorcycle crash.

sweating like my neet nephew when he's forced to leave his room lol

who taking they wig off

>>149354467
Its the lack of ejaculating recently mate.

Turdmuncher can't decide whether he likes a wank or not.

Kids call here
https://7plus.com.au/live-tv?channel-id=7POP4

just tuned in, how the FUCK is west coast beating gws away?

>>149354514
>indie
Got serious trauma looking at her. I'm sure she's a nice girl, but reminds me too much of my rapist.

>>149354519
Their clash is so much better than their home kit. Light blue should be their main colour

man kelli really does suck at commentating

CARLTON. WHO ARE THEY? WHAT DO THEY STAND FOR?

>>149354542
A shit football club.
Getting rigged into a prelim.

>>149354542
What's their game plan? Who's gonna put their hand up and say "Come with me, lads"?

why would you use this picture?

what exactly does naicos do to make this page seethe

yfo

>>149354580
he's a perfectly fine player, the issue it the media dickriding of him non-stop

Imaging a gws vs gc grand final

death to Israel

>>149354580
He plays for Collingwood.
He's obviously gay and most people here are homophobic.
He is soft as fuck
He's one of the best players in the game, and will probably end up becoming the GOAT.

>>149354595
>Attendance: 32, 278

>>149354576
Looks to be taking a big gold cunt suns on the field.

>>149354514
>Indie Axup
what the hell kinda name is that?

Toby Bedford been found out as the useless hack he is.

>>149354590
thats not his fault

The gf

bailey sniff is much more overrated than gaycos

I fucked up really badly today. Might have to pack my stuff and flee. Fuck

don't care mate

WE ARE THE SUNS OF THE GOLD CUNT SKY

3 qtr time

>>149354646
That's a cartoon mate.

What would happen if a team played two Africans in the same side

>>149354639
yeah, it's like a patrick mahomes thing going on, people hate him but it's mostly just the media

>Rowell wants to stay at the Snus
Dzhilong btfo

>>149354674
Singularity.

>>149354675
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

Also I was bang on about my prediction about the Failcons last year. And for my next trip? I predict that they will make the superbowl next year.

>got the 7+ Kids Call and Fox Footy sync'd up
am i retarded?

give it up mickhead

>>149354711
>fox footy
Yep

Cursed to live life a top a figurative island, cast away in mental solitude, surrounded my mere automata fulfilling their base programming with Work, Sex and Sleep. Meandering through their banal existence with no philosophy, no ethos to call their own. A cruel punishment to suffer the embarassment of calling these lowly creatures my fellows, every interaction with them, this society, this civilisation, this so called Humanity a further reminder of my complete and utter isolation, a Stranger among the the dreadfully Unstrange.

Nick Daicos saved the afl

will this disrupt the football (AFL) game that is on in Melbourne?

first thoughts on the kids call
>alex kouts (the cripple) actually doing a decent job with the play-by-play
>little bolton not doing much
>the girl did ok with the interviews, she must be on the boundary, haven't heard here since the game started

Dwayne's condescending tone towards Richmond is already frustrating me. He's a deadset flog

>>149354762
so you're going to watch the 7 or 7kids call, right?

>NO BUD LED FOG FOODY XD XD XD

>>149354762
Filtered. He's the only good commentator on Fox besides Chief.

>>149354083
based, couldnt make it all out but I caught;
>What's your fucking role?
>What does that look like?
>Don't fucking look at him I see your eyes moving, this is about you.
>Now fucking respond

kek, what the dread of going to Cenno does to a man

OH NO NO NO
SNUSBROS

*be's identifying a tripcunt*
*be's identifying a certain triangle shape*
*be's clicking on that shape*
*be's clicking on a certain option*
*be's filling out the form*
*be's sending*
*be's repeating*

>>149354083
Real manlet energy

>>149354814
Yep, crisp.

I feel great, which is rare

Why do they keep panning to the kids in this Dogs match

there is not a single good commentator in the entire media

>>149354825
channel 7 finally appealing to fatguts

PRAISE ALLAH

ALLAHU AKBAR

>>149354791
I'll filter you

'member i had at least 20 of fatguts' trips filtered in just four weeks time a few years ago

These cunts better not fuck my tipping.

Loomers there's a chance...

>>149354856
>implying your tipping wasn't already fucked by saturday arvo

Any loomers in?

Black Andrew has had a single kick since I last posted about him.

>>149354825
My question is what's with the dopey logos. I thought maybe it's the 80s kid in me that wants something with more attitude, but my kids unironically agree.

wtf cadman actually good now (besides that miss)

@149354866
cox down back fatguts

why does kelli love saying baby faced so much

Imagine supporting either of these pathetic clubs.

>>149354878
she's a nonce

fuck me umps either don't pay the most obvious 50s or pay some super pissweak ones surely there's a middle ground

>>149354878
She's a misandrist. Objectifies young men as if they're children.

I'm addicted to salt more than sugar

I told you the suns wouldn’t play finals this year

im a fat wog

snus sisters i don't feel so good

@149354888
c o x
d o w n
b a c k
f a t g u t s

wtf this game looked shit at half time now it looks good

gold coast sunset iykwim haha

>>149354892
Surprise surprise. Australian goyslop have the highest sodium levels in the world.

>snus
Absolutely pathetic club.

>snus
kek
KEK

>people ITT thought suns would play finals

>call 'stand' when the player on the mark is already moving backwards
>pay 50m for not standing
le ump trollface

First to 100 usually wins

@149354909
>salt is le bad
>but i will gladly eat my own shit off a man's cock
fuck up fatguts

>>149354919
IF the ump calls stand
THEN you stand still regardless if you're moving or not

That's the rule

>>149354919
in the fred essendon game this week laverde was lying on top of someone then was told by the umpire 4 times to move across like 15 seconds and he still didn't call 50
and then you have times like this where they call it 0.1 seconds after calling for someone to stand
it's so dogshit

The useless idiot, Mac Andrew

>holding the ball
HOWLING

>best I've seen iggs play all year
>still losing

>the impossible angle
>it's like 40 degrees 15 metres out
lol

PRAISE ALLAH

GET HIM A 6 PIECE FEED

>Becomes muzzie
>Makes his theme song TNT
What did Stringer mean by this

THE
P A C K A G E
A
C
K
A
G
E

"Jihadi" Jake "tie me to a missile and fire me at TelAviv I am ready" "The Package" Stringer

>>149354930
This is what RC means when he says there's rigging.

fiending for a loom but after that last goal can't see it happening

The package is ticking

Suns are channeling the iggs here with this strip

>>149354928
IF the AFL wants to rig it...
THEN they will rig it regardless of whether you follow the rules

>>149354928
Umpires with the anklebreaker stand call.

@149354968
IF you died tomorrow
THEN literally nobody would miss you you shit eater

what will dimma seethe about this week i wonder

>>149354987
He HATES playing anywhere except Gold Coast and NT

Kek Stringer bumped into that Sun's sides and it was high

elite reminder that one of youse should apply for janny and clean up tripcunts from /afl/

holy FUCK kelli is a bad commentator

Gotta insert yourself in the game somehow.

this game will be decided by a shit scump call at 40 seconds left

loom

what the FUCK was king doing there

>p-p-please watch our rigged shoot out!
Not happening Jewo.

@149355035
fuck up fatguts

>not deliberate
Yep the rig is in

>>149355035
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

Dwayne is still being a condescending cunt. I'll be calling SEN tomorrow to voice my concerns to him

not rigged
take your lithium

@149355047
F U C K I N G
overdose fatguts

Bit on the nose this song today given the current global political events

>>149355011
called exactly when it would happen

>>149355034
>fails to mark
>taps it to no one
>takes it back in the air then almost gets caught htb
>then handpasses it to a teammate surrounded by 3 opposition players

Jake "bomb Israel so Allah may prevail" Stringer

>>149355011
dubs confirm

I got fudded out of keeping the C on Darcy and put it on Dale instead fuck everyone

little bitchguts waddled off again

afl fantasy is the toy in the happy meal

>>149355073
his nickname a bit on the nose, dont you think?

Love toys me
Hate junk food

Is there any reason to bother watching the Dogs-Tigers game? Haven't switched it on but seems like it's just a Dogs training drill from the score.

>>149355116
It's not rigged so you'll actually watch a real football game.

>>149355116
Don't bother. I support Richmond and I've even turned it off

who wanking they dick off

WABA you in mate?

shit eating grin iykwim

absolute STATE of shitmond

Last game of footy for four days and it’s a proper slurper

staaAAAaaaAAND

>SHITmond

finna touhou

Lads, Dion just posted

this better turn out a hundred point DRUBBING

>>149355221
Richmongs

what's he thinking rn?

>>149355233
Should have lined the O up with his third nipple.

Darcy is /elite/

>treloar injured again
I'm shocked to be sitting here.

watching the game (1997)

Reminder you were warned last night to chuck a cheeky on Darcy 5+ goals @5

Half time

>>149355290
Yep. I kept my lips sealed but was chuckling at the thought some of the desperate poorfag plebocrats wouldn't take this bet.

>7.3 to 0.1 in a quarter
is it finally time for a
D R U B B I N G
R
U
B
B
I
N
G

>>149355221
Back left (obscured by the brown girl in a beanie) is CUTE.

you keep your "lips sealed" around big Cox dungbreath

Is there a bigger flat track bully than the Western Bullshits?

>>149355347
badelaide

>>149355347
if there wasn't and footscray smashed richmon they'd be the bestern bullywogs iykwim haha

>>149355350
this

>>149355233
'I went too far'

>>149355233
>at least we've won a flag this millennium

Not even Tim Lunch could miss from there

Lads, Riley just posted

>LE BLADS BILEY BUST BOSTED XD XD XD

>>149355595
Was the moped rider allowed to undercut on the left side (in the bike lane?) ?

gonna be monitoring the situation if you guys need me

might be time to get all my ducks in a row

>>149355624
thoughts on your next coaching gig, vossy?

bro are you constantly day dreaming about tradies or what? this shit is pathological.

coaching a car into a tree ala Spud

>dogs won't even win by 100
poothetic showing

>>149355642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

tradies are failed humans

>>149355642
>CTRL+F 'tradies'
>this post is first response
holy meds

>not going for the DRUBBING
absolute sock cock poofter shit football, sick of it

from a quick glance /nrl/ appears much straighter than this place

>>149355747
yeah, we've got all the melbourne posters here, unfortunately

>>149355680
seek help mate

where are the mardi gras held again, nrlsperg?

Another completely dogshit round of footy
Complete waste of time

>>149355756
>this tired old """argument"""
>still thinking """nrlsperg""" exists and it's not just some /afl/ local shitposter(s) winding you up
meds.

>>149355761
really makes you think

>>149355756

>gov retired
>gold cunts stole our colours and kekd it up
even when we don't play we lose iggerbros

>>149355763
cry

>>149355787
it's always darkest before the dawn

thinking i may paint the ceiling red
my porties are shit

sleeping pattern officially ruined

fuck me if that's how you end a round of footy everyone at the ground should get a 50% off the first hour voucher for the prozzies of their choice, gay or straight I don't judge. Better than getting fucked by wagie depression and a shit game of football

>>149355787
best game you've played all year

that was fucking abhorrent

the last month of football has been PUTRID

>>149355882
this entire season has been absolute fucking slop. An entire rabble of a league entirely devoted to fawning over a coke addict and a twink faggot

>*be's identifying a tripcunt*
>*be's identifying a certain triangle shape*
>*be's clicking on that shape*
>*be's clicking on a certain option*
>*be's filling out the form*
>*be's sending*
>*be's repeating*

Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet

>>149355780
grok is this true

new
>>149334470
>>149334470
>>149334470

if you outsource your thinking to some tribe algorithm you are a low beast

obsessed

I understood the importance of testing on vm today

Which is the best vm?

>>149356123
How sad and desperate are you? Do /afl/ posters ever post in nrl threads or is it only nrl posters sadly and desperately posting here?

>>149355780
>le sydney is le gay xd xd xd
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan

>>149356131
virtualbox

>>149356137

>>149356137
>he's seething at one of the oldest micks on /afl/
Newmate

The wife keeps nagging me to sleep with another woman while she watches

>>149356180
based laura kane

The whole australa is gay that's why the queen banished without sounding rude

>>149356250
say that again

>The Subtle Fascism of Port Adelaide
>Richmond is deeper than you think
>Is Geelong good, actually?
>The Rise and Fall of Sydney
>I Watched Every Round 15 Game and Now I’m Insane

australia's footiest home videos

don't forget to go to bed early so you canbuy mr shekelberg a coffee on the way to the site you cuckold faggot tradies lmao

>>149356250
Imagine this kid is going to very popular at his pleb school tomorrow for basically calling the Collingwood captain a maggot on live TV

I'm legitimately unemployable

>>149356427
meds

Someone care to explain to me how Mac Andrew received a 9 year contract??

>>149356668
Seem to recall he got a 3 year extension before he'd even played a game, so this doesn't come as a surprise.

>>149356720
>>149356668
https://www.goldcoastfc.com.au/news/1108323/sky-the-limit-for-mac-andrew-after-two-year-extension

There's one mention of "afl" in the /nrl/ thread and 18 mentions of "nrl" in the /afl/ thread.

Absolutely rent free

>>149356764
how odd

>>149356780
Yes I only recall it because I was in Queensland at the time and the Gold Coast media were hyping it up so much that I almost believed I'd overlooked the rise of the most significant rookie in the league.

I'm a fucking useless lazy idiot

>>149356831
Objectively? Yes. Subjectively? An extremely useful idiot for the AFL.

>>149356668
ESG score obviously

mounted a body length mirror in the bedroom so I can jerk off to myself

>>149357053
BASED

>>149356668
his sugondese mates threatened the gold coast management

ADELAIDE CROWS: Had the bye.
BRISBANE LIONS: Their luck turned.
CARLTON: The tipping point.
COLLINGWOOD: Nervy... brilliant late.
ESSENDON: Merrett handling strange.
FREMANTLE: Getting it done.
GEELONG: Mostly goalkicking. Still...
GOLD COAST SUNS: Fading... not again?!
GWS GIANTS: Stringer freakish late.
HAWTHORN: Had the bye.
MELBOURNE: Had the bye.
NORTH MELBOURNE: It’s coming together.
PORT ADELAIDE: The surge fades.
RICHMOND: More patience required.
ST KILDA: Still showing signs.
SYDNEY SWANS: Talent equals winning.
WEST COAST EAGLES: Had the bye.
WESTERN BULLDOGS: Another flat track?

i hate umpires and those who report things to the match officials

>>149356766
there's 1 post in the nrl threads to every 18 in the afl
shut up nrlsperg

Any coffee connoisseurs in? I'm thinking about getting a French press

Ten reasons why the Sydney Swans are the Queens of the GayFL!

>1. Core Demographic Overlap
Inner-city Swans heartland suburbs like Newtown and Erskineville boast Australia's highest concentration of same-sex couples and LGBTQIA+ residents.

>2. Pioneering Pride Commitment
The Sydney Swans hosted the AFL's first dedicated annual Pride Game in 2016, explicitly celebrating the LGBTQIA+ community.

>3. Parade Participation
Swans players, including stars like Lance Franklin, have marched in the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade, notably in a high-profile 2016 club float.

>4. Official Supporter Group
The "Rainbow Swans" is the club's official LGBTQIA+ supporter group, providing a visible fan presence.

>5. Stadium Symbolism
The Swans prominently feature rainbow signage, player warm-up shirts, and corner posts during Pride Games at the SCG>

>6. Health Partnership
The club maintains a longstanding partnership with ACON, NSW's leading LGBTQIA+ health organisation.

7. Community-aligned Sponsors
The Swans attract sponsors deeply connected to the inner-city queer community, like the Stonewall Hotel and queer-owned Trough Bakery.

8. Shared Social Hubs
Iconic Swans pubs in the heartland, such as Newtown's Bank Hotel, are also legendary LGBTQIA+ venues.

9. Perception Leader
The Swans consistently rank as the AFL club perceived as most LGBTQIA+ inclusive, leading in surveys like YouGov's 2019 poll.

10. Leadership Advocacy
Swans CEO Tom Harley has been a consistent, public advocate for LGBTQIA+ inclusion in sport.

>>149357621
yep that and a hand grinder and you're good

>>149357665
Cheers cob

just go straight to a machine you know you're gonna end up there anyway

>>149357621
get a budget espresso machine

>>149357396
who the fuck is ollie florent lol

I hate coffee makers, they're so annoying to clean.

i splurged on an automated bean to cup espresso machine it has honestly added to my quality of life

I pinched one from work because I work for a company that makes them

>>149357794
Do espresso machines only make espresso? What if you want a latte? I'm not good at coffee, sorry.

>>149357767
A good idea, and it's one I certainly thought about it, but decidedly ultimately that it may be too fiddly and mechanical/techy for me. I'm a simpleton

>>149357808
latte is just espresso with warm milk mate

>>149357827
Ahh I see, I like the froth part and all those ones are so expensive.

>>149357808

might affogato

fogato bout it

SAY THEIR NAMES
Adam Oxley
Adam Selwood
Archie Perkins
Ben Howlett
Blaine Johnson
Bobby Hill
Brett Eddy
Chad Warner
Chayce Jones
Chris Judd
Dan Hannebery
Dane Swan
Daniel Menzel
Danko Bzencic
Devon Smith
Dylan Clark
Fraser McInnes
Irving Mosquito
Jack Darling
Jackson Edwards
Jimmy Bartel
Jordan Walker
Lachie Ash
Lachie Keeffe
Lachie Whitfield
Levi Greenwood
Luke Russell
Mark Hutchings
Marty Hore
Maverick Weller
Michael Barlow
Myles Poholke
Nat Fyfe
Nathan Wilson
Ned McHenry
Ollie Florent
Ollie Wines
Padraig Lucey
Paul Seedsman
Riley Knight
Robin Nahas
Ryan Pendlebury
Sam Gray
Scott Jones
Sharrod Wellingham
Tom Nicholls
Trent Rivers
Troy Menzel
Wayne Milera
Xavier O'Neill
Zac Williams
Zach Williams

>>149357873
I recognise this list, if you know what I mean.

wat

>>149357873
cocks

my english rellies were banging on about how hot it was over there like they're going through the apocalypse so i had a look and it was 26 kek

>>149357921
the thermometer only tells one part of the story

>>149357873
how were these straight athletes tricked into sending pictures of their assholes to a male catfish? it boggles the mind.

nowhere else in t he world has weather fluctuations like melbourne

>nowhere else in t he world has weather fluctuations like melbourne

>>149357938
yeah and poms will tell the rest because they love moaning nonstop

>>149357964
write a fucking song about it dickhead

>>149357986
your mother loves moaning nonstop on my large and beautiful penis

worlds lost the plot

not me i havent

Hate myself and want to die

>>149358079
based wood salesman

baked myself and want a pie

finna protein shake

>>149358085
kek

>>149358085
taken too soon

>>149358113
nate caddys mum

It's not Iran that fucks with me. My enemy is those who do me harm.

>>149358114
>dies 3 weeks after joel selwood wins the 2007 premiership with geelong

watching the cricket

Satan and the anti-christ walk the earth.

>>149358150
>Sellwood's interests included playing the piano accordion, keyboard, watching football (particularly the Cats) and being with his family.
basado

>>149358153
No, but Steven May

wouldn't mind a european summer. seems more tolerable heat than the utter shit we get. would rather a milder greenhouse than a fuckoff hot blistering blast furnace

>>149358153
humanity is satan

>>149358226
noooo you've gotta be true blue
35 degrees is fucken based you fucken poofter cunt
cunt cunt

>>149358260
This but unironically

bruh
https://x.com/DavidZita1/status/1936688577523728723

>>149358383
kek i actually like ol nicky boy but that's pretty bad. crazy how they look over that and he doesn't get a staging fine instead

>>149358383
soft flopping pathetic seagull wog

>>149358383
the modern afl champion player

>>149358383
Unironically could have been winded, but fuck getting a fine for that.

>>149358474
solar plexus, it's a known go-to hit spot to stun someone

You do realise they'll never stop until it's you that's under there boot oh wait....

keep it civil

>>149358573

Does the USA have newsagents?

Night, cunts.

night mate

who is currently wanking my dick off

>>149358580
I hope whoever that is beats leukemia!!!

I told you the Suns were pretenders.
Gifted the absolute softest draw imaginable first up.
Won't play finals yet again.

>>149358868
I did that an hour ago.

Good morning alf

>>149359095
yeah man nobody has been calling hardwick fraudwick since he joined the suns it was purely you that saw this

>>149359242
mornla x
sorry to hear about zion "neocon" don (aka bush 3.0)

>>149359358
what?

>>149359594
mornla x
sorry to hear about zion "neocon" don (aka bush 3.0)

>>149359757
huh?

need a brown gf

What's going on with Northland Shopping Centre?

>>149359967
9 out of 10 doctors recommend Northland Shopping Centre

love her

>>149360013
No you don't. You want to fuck her and that's it.

i wasn't talking about sofia champ

my balls hurt

>>149359282
Most of the thread have been saying "The suns are legit dangerous, this year" unironically throughout the first half of the season, you clown.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-photos/movie-star-heather-graham-55-rocks-string-bikini-on-holiday-in-italy/news-story/59306e244c687e7e65eff1f3827fd221