Thread 149362175

Green flag: 1:47pm ET
55 laps
Weather: HOT HOT HOT

Last weeks race was so kino I woke up early to watch this one
Go Herta

Good afternoon fellow cheese people

Where the fuck did you find an actual green flag time, these fucks hide them better than NASCAR used to this year

>>149362239
Good evening

>yes muh God
amen

>>149362244
bobpockrass
eric_indycar

>>149362239
Good afternoon. I'm going to need to make some quesadillas with Sargento cheese and Mission tortillas.

What channel is it on this week?

>>149362332
the same as every race

>>149362332
Races are always on FOX, the main channel. Practice, qualifying, and NXT are on FS1/FS2

>beer
>cheese
>football
>vrooms
There is no suffering in Wisconsin

>>149362353
>>149362355
That's what I thought, but my program schedule shows some other bullshit. Looks like it's Indy though. Weird.

I want to go to the beach with Georgia

>>149362375
Uh, what about the winter?

>>149362264
>bob rocks in his ass
Gay. Oh well.

>Hot all over the country
>But not in so cal where its usually hot this time of year
I almost want to wear a sweater right now

>>149362428
You mean hot cocoa cozy weather?

Based Jacobs

Where is the beach at Road America?

nice "flyover"

Just took a nasty liquid shit

>>149362536
we need them for actual military stuff, you watch the news lately

>>149362446
ikr, almost put the heater on this morning

>>149362536
All the planes are in Iran rn fr fr

>>149362546
>you watch the news lately
and miss out on vrooms?

>>149362539
hope you shit yourself to death

>concessions segment
Holy based

I kinda want a mother clucker bros

vroom

>>149362578
Why didn't he get frozen custard?

>>149362536
Everyone else is heading to Iran my guy

There will be a t1 and/or lap 1 Juan

>>149362428
I hate summer worse than winter, fuck bugs everywhere and fuck sweaty all the time
t. Wisconsinfag

it hasn't started yet?
>12:30 - NTT INDYCAR SERIES XPEL Grand Prix presented by AMR Green Flag - 55 Laps
oh right:
>All times shown are approximate and for planning purposes only. Sessions may start earlier or later than shown. Pay attention to on track activities and PA announcements.

>>149362634
Rolling for a turn 5 juan.

>>149362636
You don't enjoy the mosquitos?

Dubs for Foster taking Palou out on the first lap.

9/10 command desu

>>149362671
Not that anon, but I lived in the arctic circle for a few years and those fucking things are unbearable.

>>149362686
shit voice

>>149362679
Well.
Then odds for Palou winning, evens for KK winning, dubs for somebody else.

DUBS FOR ARRIBA ESPAÑA

>>149362700
>>149362701
veekaybros we gaan

>>149362692
>moving at the speed of life

>>149362700
\o/

>>149362692
this is how indy lights cars are made

huski choc bros... today is our day

>>149362692
The aeroscreen saved his life!

Poo in the Loo will win again...
UNFORTUNATELY

onboard stream
https://pastebin.com/8iuRYhvz

>>149362692
>I don’t get it what’s so special about this webm its just Bryan Herta loc-TROUBLE

>Comfy, shady forest spot
Best seat in the house

Sexy to someone is all I want sometimes sexy to someone is all I want nothing more nothing less

>>149362692
Castrol asserting dominance

Shitters already fucking up

>>149362634
Based wizard

[] Lotus not making it through the race
[] Katherine Legge crashing
[] Rahal getting fucked out of the race
[] Shitty D-Lister fucking up the Anthem
[] Hinchcliffe being a bro
[] Fucking up the pre-race show
[] Marco blaming someone
[] Ganassi or Penske winning
[] Unnecessary mention of Danica
[] Kid bathing his mom/Amputee commercial
[] Going to commercial/side by side during on track battle
[] Pagenaud being in contention all race but not winning
[] Tim Cindric whining about something not going Penske's way
[] Someone crashing into the wall at the beginning of the race
[] Mention of Kimball having Diabetes
[] At least one car running a special paint scheme better than the normal one
[] ASHLEY JUDD ASHLEY JUDD ASHLEY JUDD
[] Wheldon montage/in memoriam
[] Kanaan making a good but disappointing run
[] Slide through the pit stall (b-back that car up)
[] Fuel milage race?
[] >Women drivers
[] Sato in the wall
[] Race redflagged or delayed

Tactical dust cloud

Yellow and pace car

Palou is on the hunt

>yellow flag out
time to go get some cheese

nooo Little Dave....

how come timing71 gives me some sort of delay?

>>149362844
this is so outdated

>>149362858
>tfw da brie caution

why are the liveries so bad this year

It's time for Dave's last to first win.

>>149362636
Summer was awesome when I was a young buck. Now that I'm older, I fucking hate the summer.

Might make a sandwich bros

>>149362879
no its not

dicks on alt strategy alert

Found shade, never watched from the outside of Turn 6.

GREEN GREEN GREEN

>>149362928
I miss this era when Indycar would actually run SMI tracks

>>149362969
No matter how many times the fags her says it otherwise.
Ben Kennedy's existence has been a plague in racing in general

oy

Based will power

Bunker status: Busted

Robert Schwartzman the devil man

Big dick power

oy vey

Another israeli missile has crashed into iranian sand

shvantzman

banger race so far

The sand was clearly brought in by Khhhhamas from 'Azza

kirkwood seething

>>149363024
kek

>>149363001
I liked how much people complained about Brian France and his constantly doing stupid stuff to try to get Nascar to reach the "mainstream audience" and yet Phelps and Kennedy have been objectively worse when it comes to that

That gravel trap was preordained to him three thousand years ago

>Cheese curds
Fucking heavenly

Does anyone else in the Seattle area see that local ad for Skagit Speedway? Why the fuck is the voice Australian?

Oh vey imagine leaving the Le Mans winning Ferrari team to bin it in Indy!

lol kirkwood mad

eating a belgian milk chocolate & salted caramel cookie right now

........what did Ed Carpenter Racing mean by this?

>>149363128
>IM DRIVIN HHEEEEYYAAA

I like these red liveries. It makes the car faster.

>BR stream confirmed that moyer is now siegel's chief
>Also TK getting all of the right people into McLel for a long lasting projecy
That explains why Snotty was seething over performance lately, they hired all of the competent people at penske thanks to cindric's fuckery and the rest going to prema.

>>149363105
A curse has been lifted from the 83 car when they removed his flag.

>>149363155
based and grotpilled

>>149363155
But blue is more durable, and green gets better gas mileage.

>>149363144
SHUT IT DOWN

Luv me RA

>>149363170
Also
>Pato getting fucked by the hybrid
>Lundgaard mopping him
another seethe incoming

funny how every time lundgaard is ahead pato starts complaining about mechanical issues

Also 55 is a sensible amount of laps. Too many Indycar races are like 100 laps (/the track is too short)

>>149363186
nice spot

indycar penalized someone for jumping a restart!?
what a time to be alive

>>149363087
kek

>>149363203
bc mclaren genes
palou ftw btw

>sting ray kwab
wtfwt

F

wtf

STRING RAY NOOOOO

sting ray bros...

Wtf kinda name is stingray?

BIG WRECK

Nooo sting ray

RIP Sting Ray

>>149363186
How is it there? Feels like 110+ in my neck of the woods in Maryawoo.

Sting Ray KWAB

Jesus didn't take the wheel

front fell off

BONK

>>149363254
how long ago did you cross the border?

>IMSA under cawshun
>indycar under cawshun
>nascar under rain delay

>>149363279
majestic

>>149363279
that look like it fucking HURT

sting ray WILL die in a race on of these days

11 laps, 3 cawshuns
wew, how many more?

>>149363301
yeah, he's playing final destination

>>149363286
started trans am to check, but it's green.

>>149363286
26mph winds.. Pathetic Nascar D:

>>149363268
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

i love motorsport so much bros

The race has been great when not in fucking caution

Cars going fast, what's there to not like?

>>149363389
Four mile long FCYs.

>fcy at indy
>fcy at imsa
>start delayed at nascar
yep, its nap time

>>149363385
same bro :)

>>149363397
LeMans had worse weather and still races happened :/

wait how many cars junco has? I thought they only had 2

They need to split that track in half when it comes to a yellow flag.

greengreengreen

>>149363420
Horse Racing going on ^-^ granted Ascot just ended still normal|maidens today

Kino

>2 wheels on the grass
>onboard doesn't show it
ONE FUCKING JOB

>>149363456
small indy racing championship production, please understand

Wow, payback from KK!

what a fucking brawl holy shit

With how many cameras around AND drones how do they seem to miss stuff still?

Cars mowing the lawn is kino

>Scotty Mac can't pass a Dale Coyne shitter

>>149363486
veekay isnt a shitter

>>149363389
based

Road America, Vincent van Gogh (1887)

>>149363484
Bro this is a huge fucking track, and there isn't much doublebacking.

>>149363519
Kek.

>>149363519
embedrun DOT store/embed/5fbdbab5-3cda-11f0-afb1-ecf4bbdafde4

>messing with a guy who used to get into fist fights out of pure boredom back in australia
does kirkwood have a deathwish

>>149363519
>1887
Fun fact: the current chassis were still used back then.

>>149363547
hate_cauldron.jpg

>snooty v josef
ROGER DO SOMETHING

>>149363535
That is why I mentioned Lemans which had none of these problems, is a big track AND had more racers.

>Penske on Penske violence
good

>>149363547
What’s he going to do now, go break his hip at Kyle? Sit down old man.

>>149363576
>why is the coverage for a marquee event better than the coverage for another race on the calender?

washedgarden continually btfo

The whole pack is withing 11 seconds, which is 10% of the track length.

Why does Buxton sound like he’s at the bottom of a well

fuck divegrass

>>149363623
...or the timing is broken, again.

>>149363614
Ferruci? :3 thought this thing was settled a year ago

>>149363614
kick his candy ass back to jupiter (florida)

hoosierbros...

>daly
put down the booze conor

KWAB

Fucking luck

DIXON WINNING

I am a penis veekay fan.

>indy
>imsa

>>149363706
It's over...

>both Juncos car off in the same corner
Daly should stick to podcasting

Nice tail

conor you dumb fuck

>staying out
inb4 his tire explodes

Yup, Daly's washed

fucking retard lol

lmao daly

why the fuck would he do that

>>149363742
he should stop playing APE EX Legends

>>149363735
i like veekay too
i also like lundgaard, rosenqvist, kirkwood, ilott, mclaughlin, and ericsson

>>149363796
to be fair we're talking about a guy who thought it would be appropriate to talk about pissing his pants on national television

>Daly
What a retard.

>>149363785
Pits were closed his first time around, they told him to stay out

>>149363814
It was at the banquet. I don't think that was on national TV...

LUNDGARD SHITTING ON KIRKWOOD!

>>149363830
yeah it was televised

everyone is driving with their head up their ass today

He got tripple cucked

>all this action
THIS is why you sit at turn 5 when you go to Road America.

>Graham
This is bullying

>>149363857
It's the heat

I thought Malukas got crashed out on Lap 1 what's he doing in the Top 10

Newgarden is out looking for blood today

>>149363918
he just got stuck in the gravel trap he didn't damage the car much

>>149363918
4 cautions and mixed strategies

>>149363918
He'll win this race

>>149363918
He got restarted. You're allow

>POWER

ed to keep going if your car is fine

Watching this waiting for the /turnleft/ race.
>Palou at 7th
What happened, /indy/bros?

williepbros...

Commentator's curse in real time.

>Shit Garden
THE SHITTY ESTATE OF PENSKE MOTORSPORTS

>kwabgarden
>penske
they killed some black cats with ladders and mirrors or what

Who cursed Penske?

kwabgarden

KWAB

>kwabgarden
>penske

what the fuck is happening

>>149363912
Nah, it's the humidity.

CHEATGARDEN BTFO
TEAM CHEATSKE BTFO

IndySprintCar

CHEATGARDEN IS SO WASHED AHAHAHAHAHA

>>149364016
the ghost of dr. ing. h.c. f. porsche

Penske shitting the bed thid year has been a pleasure to watch.

>will they get going
Yeah I think theyll fix that in 30s you mong

Dirtcar wing
Let's go !

The Indy 500 cursed the rest of the season, there's no other way to explain it
>>149364040
kek

i warned him about that fag livery!

so the secret for a crazy indy race is run in an oven

>>149364013
>>149364016
they cursed themselves, don't fucking cheat

>>149364060
AMERICA CAN DO
AMERICA WILL DO
AMERICA IS BEST AT DOING
GREATEST DOER EVER

Give me freedom
Give me fire
Give me a cheat car
I'll still retire

>>149364066
kek

Thank you, 2025, for exposing such fraud that is Team Penske.

Well it took us a while but here's our weekly Townsend Ferrucci glazing

Ferrucci surge!

My boy Herta is creeping up the board

uh oh a papaya spun

OH THE HUMANITY

lungegod lunged himself

hold still... this will just Herta lot

kekguaard

Certified Colton Herta moment

>>149363239
knew it

Herta won by doing nothing

KWABGEL

Everyone escaped a big one.

GruG doing GruG things

>>149364283
it was Lundgaard that spun, the Fox director is just retarded

WHY DOES HIS HELMET SAY THAT GAY

That's for putting a Velo sponsor instead of Speedville

Last year it was
>GO BOWLING
now it’s
>FLY GRB
Who’s running these advertisements? what the fuck is GRB and where should I go bowling?

>>149364339
wrong thread
bratwurst > hot dogs

ferruci

>>149364339
the instructions were clear, just go bowling somewhere

>penal for pushing someone out
come on half the field has punted someone out of the way today

They fixed the leaderboard.

>>149364371
Daly should have gotten a penalty for ripping the tow strap off the safety truck, it could have whipped one of the crew guys

>>149364403
agree

>>149364403
he didn't get anything for that?
wtf

>>149364357
Agreed.

palou is gonna win again isn't he

>>149364443
Nah, it's Kyffin's race.

>>149364403
maybe they like being whipped?

>>149364403
He got a 10 second penalty

ooooh almost
gonna be a good match

>>149364339
It's paid for by the Guild of Remarkable Bowling

>hybrid
>car burns more fuel

>hybrids get worse fuel mileage
haha

SAUCY NUGS

>>149364488
well if they would tell us, that would be great

>>149364538
It's because of the extra weight I assume

>>149364537
>>149364364
Kek

HERTA HERTA HERTA

I believe the pit road up the hill at RA is the setting of the very sad and beautiful picture of Greg Moore titled "Waiting for Greg."

RIP Greg Moore

dixon is the effective leader?

>>149364610
If he conserve enough fuel.

>>149364538
>>149364542
do they not charge the capacitor up through regen braking? it's not enough to overcome the energy cost of the extra weight of the hybrid system?

>>149364671
That's what he's best at

SAUCY NUGS

I hope FR slices thru the fuel-saving leaders on these last laps.

I kinda wanna try that pop tarts pieces frosty

>>149364677
>60 (temporary) horsepower
>for 100 pounds of (constant) extra weight

Name a better heel

>>149364766
Based, fuel save is gay. Gimme racing all the way to the checkered flag

>>149364823
he's not a heel

I will listen to creed if fro wins

>>149364829
>fuel save is gay
Absolutely. And it's solvable easily (e.g. a mandated stop within the last N laps)

>>149364823
Taylor Swift's

>>149364823
>heel
he is a fag

wtf I forgot this race was happening

>>149364823
The only reason to really hate him is he is boring and wins a lot.

>>149364823
he's a baby face that people are indifferent about

>>149364935
oh and the mole.

>>149364931
>missing best race of the year
retard

HAZLO POR ESPAÑA

>all of this just for a poo in the loo win
darkest day ever

>>149364966
It calmed down a bit lately, but this fuel strategy is tense

Kino finish

It's gonna be Palou, isn't it?

>rossi in
oh oh

>>149365001
yes, is 2 laps ahead here

>>149364869
Idk if that's the solution, but it's really lame to see someone win just by saving fuel

Cam on Felix my son

FELIX BROS

It’s Rover

Dixon should just stay out untill he runs put of fuels and causes a caution

>>149365064
You love to see it

>Dixon in
FUCK

>>149365064
Nah, he stayed out just to give Palou extra fuel saving

Fucking Mickey Mouse Victory, AGAIN...

>>149365064
HAHAHAHA!

fuel mileage races are kino

wtfwt driving by in the background?

This is over

all of this for another fucking palouwinslol

AHAHAQHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Inevitable on road tracks

Palouwinslol

RED SOLO CUP
I FILL YOU UP

Santucci podium?!

how do i get the ferrucci hairstyle?

>>149365145
i cant fucking do it anymore

He sang the fucking song

Worst Possible Outcome

LO
HICIMOS
MUCHACHOS

>>149365218
Get a mullet cut and then get a perm.

PalouWinsLol

>PalouWinsLol
haha you thought it would be different this time

sanucci out of gas on point fr fr

lmao

>>149365185
>Santino getting podiums
>Ticktum won a race
Chud bros, it's our tine

3rd baby

palouwinslol

Palou wins lol

Nice parking lot lol

ARRIBA ESPAÑA
VIVA EL REY
VIVA EL ORDEN Y LA LEY

Kino Santino

indycar will never find the ganassi fuel cheat huh

EVERYONE OUT OF FUEL

>>149365302
kek

Kyffin top 10 is big too

>>149365302
censor that word for the 'muricans

kino race

DO A BURN!

>>149365302
Sovl

>all those cars immediately out of fuel
>godlou doing a victory lap

nice track

BASED SANTINO

[GLASS SHATTERING]

>5 hondas in the top 6
>7 in the top 10
and they'll still leave because the series is against them
>>149365283
is palou pro or against catalan independence?

based Santucci chugging a brewski

Based fans with the cold water

>gets thrown a beer
AMERICA

based beer enjoyer ferrucci

BASED FERRUCCi

Based Santino

>>149365363
unfortunately cool as fuck

SANKINO

>Palou makes it around the cooldown lap
lmao

>>149365339
please cease any and all noticing immediately

>>149365363
>>149365400
True bro. Like Noah Gragson

>>149365363
>Drinking beer on the spot
Absolute dimes.

>>149365366
he is a TRUE SPANISH PATRIOT

>check the race during a break at work
>dicks on is leading
>noice.gif
>check end of race
>it's another palouwinslol episode
also, firehawk shouldn't be jogging behind palou's car in this kinda weather.
he ahould steal fatassi's little scooter

>team Penske gets exposed for cheating
>no wins or podiums

Makes me think bro’s

PO ME UP
SOLO CUP

>>149365366
https://www.marca.com/motor/indycar/2021/09/27/6150b195ca4741930a8b4578.html

>>149365444
>fires all their race strategists
Just saying

>>149365466
>All strategists are now working for mclel and prema

2nd podium and 4th top in a row for santucci, remember when people were saying it was over for him after lil dave finished 3rd at indy?

>>149365444
Makes you think Chevy engines sucked today.

>>149365485
>siegel immediately gets a top 10 with kyle moyer

>>149365513
Ferrucci got p3
>>149365462
>both Foyts in the top 10

looking forward to the flag analysis tomorrow

>>149365751
Honda had 7 of the top 10 (with Foyt's tuneup taking 2 of those), while Chevrolet had 5 of the bottom 6. Just a better day for Honda today.

>>149364994
>this fuel strategy is tense
Until it wasn't...

>>149365266
Probably the best thing to happen in this race.

>>149365366
>they'll still leave because the series is against them
They are the psycho bitch wife.
>Do what I want or I'll take the house and kids.
>Who is this Chevy slut?
>I cheated on you because you were working too much and didn't give me enough attention.

F