Thread 149367604

hot wog slag ganga gf 2025 edition

>>149367657
fippybippy

The swans are dangerous this year

>>149367781
They’ll be the most dangerous team on their footy trip in september

'fee and 'nk time

Crowd reaction thread?

Reality chud has been repeatedly banned
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/reality%2A/deleted/deleted/country/AU/

i hope nick daicos is recovering okay after that MONSTER hit by windhager

gma

Ripped my arse open while wiping.

voss is going today
caretaker coach undecided as of my intel
longmire to coach carlton next year

THE EMBLEM

can we trade weather fellas¿
would luff a sub zero rn ngl
send the frost, keep the kiln eyequeem

tassiela¿ u in moite???
what's it like in Liawenee fella?

>>149370768
>>149370919
>eyequeef
wtf? dude keep dilating

why were the 2000s such a better time

>>149370768
ta x

>>149371108
x

Do you smell that? Smells like someone queefed in here? wtf is that tranny queef?

>>149371022
>>149371797
YWNBAW
W
N
B
A
W

Good morning alf

don't listen to the haters sebla x

>>149371991
tabla x

collingwood v bane grand final waiting room

tabla for the update x
https://youtu.be/M3WI5rt9wUQ

>>149372643
crisp seb

Might wear my crisp Official AFL Merchandise Iggs Polo today.

>>149372643
>>149372685
x

carltons list is actually dogshit
i cant believe they bought into the meme they are a good side cause they have one good forward and one good defender lol

>>149372938
Speaks volumes when they have won a bunch of the last few Coleman medals and have a brownlow winner and they are still shit

>>149372731
'sp

rc we miss you

watching Nick Daicos play football was the highlight of my weekend. It's despicable how the opponent was trying to injure him by kneeing him repeatedly. haters gnna hate =

>>149371089
No one:

Absolutely no one:

Still no one:

The plebocracy: WHO LET DUH DOGZ OUD? xD xD
HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
WHO LET DUH DOGZ OUD? xD xD
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>>149373675
for me it's

Ring ding ding daa baa
Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba

Wh-wha-what's going on-on?
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding

Bem, bem!

Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa

Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Breakdown!

Ding, ding

Br-br-break it, br-break it
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Bem, bem!

Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
This is the Crazy Frog

A ram me ma bra ba bra bra rim bran
Dran drra ma mababa baabeeeaaaaaaa!

Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog

>>149368422
Nice

agree the 2000s were shit
move on

>>149373799
>oh muh dog iz dad yuh ring tone I fuggen hade dat song xD xD

what does kingy mean by this

>>149373799
Based

>>149374066
chills

>>149373374
IF by this you mean it goes to show how rigged it really is...

THEN you are bang on the money.

>>149374066
Heard a rumour about Black Andrew....

bit problematic kingy is telling a black man to put his hands up no?

>>149374225
dad's not racist but whenever a black player gets the ball he says "he won't be able to kick it properly" and when they screw up the kick he goes "told ya so."

>>149374498
Crisp dadza

sick of forens

I love the Union Jack on our flag

It's a representation of our ancestors who came here and built this country into what it is today.

Most who hate it are either suffering from the 'white guilt' illness, or those with no ancestral ties or real connection to our country

>>149375015
It's a cuckstamp mate.

nick daicos defence force sooking in the media about a standard tag kek

>>149375015
Doesn't represent my ancestors.

been craving a coupla ciggies lately

how about you smoke my cock mate

toby pink played well yesterday, wonder if his fat missus was watching

>>149375015
miss the empire like you wouldn't believe

i reckon id have a loyal slamp pig missus if i was a footy player
would be far better than some vapid alien face bitch like bec judd

bit odd how the 2x coleman medalist didnt kick a goal on the weekend
surely he didnt get those medals by stat padding against one of the worst sides in history

I'd have an Asian missus if I were a player. That way my offspring will be physically inferior, and probably won't even be capable of becoming an AFL player himself.

Just goes to show how deluded yellow fever losers are. The chads in society don't go for Asian women. You never see an AFL player with an Asian missus. Asian women are for losers.

>>149376470
so true
always funny seeing some bald cuck walking around with an asian missus

i'd pick up a 10/10 latina from a brasil/colombia off season trip and make all the aussie wags seethe

>>149376470
>>149376548
I'd find an attractive nd intelligent woman who loves me for who I am, oh wait, I already have that.

>>149376572
howd you get her home from the zoo?

bragging about having a missus = loser

>>149376691
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149376691
Actually, I'd like to elaborate on what it means to be a loser for a moment.

Making smug, cowardly remarks at people who are better than you so they feel like they've won something, instead of being direct and showing strength without aggression.

Feeling like they're part of someone else's game, and kicking someone when they're down. For example, a Carlton supporter celebrating Essendon losing a rigged grand final.

And above all else, being a complete and utter plebocrat.

women owe me access to their buttholes

>>149377249
Ladies and gentlemen, a textbook case.

nice reddit spacing

IF you think it's funny to post a pic of a very upset kid at the footy THEN you are a dickhead

>>149377715
IF you are actually upset by this
THEN you are a blooser and should shut the fuck up and know your place at the bottom of the ladder

>>149367657
>Influenced by dad to support Carlton
He never stood a chance. Meanwhile, I'm a collingchad.

Northern Italikeks picked Carltank
Southern terroni and Gayreeks picked Piechads
North in tatters

unfortuantely its halfway thru the season but i was thinking of starting to watch afl and was going to pick carlton as my team becuase of the fresh prince of bel air. i could even get access to watch most of their games from this season
what do you australian faggots think of an american retard becoming an afl fan whos never seen the sport before

>>149377999
>picking carlton
not the first time americans have bad decision making

fuck off dont care

>>149377875
go roos btw

>>149378011
trip on vietcong

>>149378242
>t.

only one more week of this retarded bye shit then the ladder will mostly be back to normal (bar the cyclone game)

>>149377517
why would i drink coffee with alcohol
caffeine i can understand but coffee?

ladder doesn't matter till the season is over anyway

Jade Ellenger's astoundingly beautiful feet

>>149378256
please don't post my photo on here

ella roberts big beautiful bust

bit vile that people cant go to the footy without you cretins taking screenshots of them

no-one has taken a screenshot of me at the footy

>>149374066
the only way you know which one it is is by the club they play for

i've taken screenshots of myself on the broadcast before after i get back and watch the replay

>>149378465
/r/ThatHappened

>>149378472
happens to me maybe once a year tops
i usually only notice if someone tells me about it though

ive probably been on the broadcast as my member seat is in a great position on the ground level but i dont go and watch games i got to see live just to see if the camera pans onto me
strange behaviour innit

just what is brad johnson smiling at?

>>149378549
kath lifting her skirt up behind the camera

I bought a French press and just had an espresso. It was very nice. Much better than the coffee I generally had before I bought this.
MY Crows are frauds and will be exposed in the finals, and that’s okay.

hello

>>149378721
Hello fren

nick daicos has his own rules that you cant touch him

buddy's made the call

>>149375467
imagine the thunderous plaps he gave her arse over the weekend

>>149378802
kek this cunt apparently hated the media and is quiet, now he has a podcast?
that money dried up real fast

>>149378621
The problem isn't that people think it's deep, the issue is that people use these ideals to justify blatant narcissism.

Christian Communism is the way forward.

if anyone itt has them pls share

>>149377999
>720p
why though
although i downloaded many YIFY rips so I guess I understand

>>149378815
you'd be dumb not to do it. just sit in a room and talk shit for an hour while reaping in a bunch of sponsorship money

>>149377999
>Carlton
I wouldn’t recommend it. Checked.

>>149378867
its a yank mate of course its retarded
dont mind sebbo tabla x

>>149369188
i know that bloke

>>149377999
i'm curious see what the vids look like, considering the source would be 50fps

do they use motion interpolation or just frame doubling for the us broadcasts?

>>149378850
ask on league unlimited

>>149378850
fair pair on her
still mogged by bella leembruggen (gosh i miss her)

>>149378850
what mix is this

>>149378963
afl dad
nrlw mum

some real milquetoast political platitudes right now

MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left my cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took too long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again, again

only familiar with VFL park in the dark

>>149378850
>regularly posts pics like pic related on her socials
we're expected to believe she's upset about being sexualised? lmao

>>149379011
nah shes not sexualising herself she just "looks cute" and wanted to snap a piccky

seriously good tits ngl

>In Round 14, Collingwood half-forward John Greening was felled by St Kilda back-man Jim O'Dea 70 metres behind play. Greening was comatose for some time and was extremely lucky not to have died. After a VFL investigation, O'Dea received a 10-week suspension, which was seen by some as unsatisfactory.
>In the Round 21 match between Fitzroy and Essendon at the Junction Oval, bespectacled Essendon full-forward Geoff Blethyn kicked his 100th goal. A mounted policeman galloped out to protect Blethyn from spectators, and Blethyn was temporarily rendered sightless when the policeman's horse slobbered all over his glasses.
>The 16 September First semi-final between Richmond and Carlton was tied at 8.13 (61) each. Angry fans invaded VFL Park immediately after the siren and field umpire Ian Coates was assaulted.
what year was this, /afl/?

>>149378850
i have them but you need to beg for them

>>149379011
>>149379041
nrl fans look like THAT?!?!?!

>>149379041
>noooo wtf dont use ai to sexualise me only i can do that!!
that said she still posts these pics so based

death of the author innit

They call him "The Penguin"

Dead chuddy moddy, everytime im unbanned before 3 day, everytime you banned me for same reason, everytime I clear my cookies and change the ip, everytime you act stupid, another personal email loses its wings. Needfully, stop banning me

>>149379112
'sp

>>149379112
plane loads more of them ,every day, every day, every day.

>>149378850
>targeted by deepfake ai
obviously wasn't targeted by ai
fuck the footy news media
happy day

>>149379112
kek'd brisbane is well and truly getting jeeted off the map

>There was a wild brawl in the Round 1 match between Hawthorn and North Melbourne involving 34 of the 36 players. Hawthorn's Don Scott and North Melbourne's Brad Smith did not participate. There were no reports from this match.
>The second quarter of the round 14 match between Carlton and Essendon at Windy Hill lasted almost 40 minutes, with Carlton scoring 14.1 (85) to Essendon's 4.1 (25) for a record quarter aggregate score of 18.2 (110). It is the first quarter to beat South Melbourne's 1919 team record of 17.4 (106).
>Near the end of the quarter, a massive brawl involving all 36 players erupted when Essendon centreman Neville Fields ran past Carlton forward Craig Davis and king-hit him in retaliation for some supposed earlier act of aggression against an Essendon player. Noticing the unconscious Davis, both Rod Ashman and Rod Austin ran to remonstrate with Fields, followed by their Carlton team-mates, and the fight was on. Carlton's Phillip Pinnell knocked out Essendon's Dean Hartigan.
>It took a long time for the match to resume. Field umpire Ian Robinson was showered with cans by spectators. Eight players were reported. Many more players would have been reported had the umpires been able to turn their attention elsewhere (the VFL responded to this problem by introducing two field umpires in the following season)

she is fat
her tits are just fat

>>149379194
some unhinged methed up gaydie posts this every day to try to “prove” how “obsessed” the resident tradie haters here are. such a sad person.

>>149379206
Average tradie when they're not the center of attention

i don't give a poofter's arse how a man earns his money

liverking is losing it

peanut butter.. haha.. would you like my penis butter.. perhaps your missus would

the kingdom of /alf/

>>149369162
>2002-2004 away jumper
crisp

>>149379194
>>149379234
Mate you've posted that 11 times so far https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/2-_3JO1291ILZEWdiJNWcw/

why do zoomies never want to grow up? most of them seem to be stuck in stasis at around 12-15 mentally.

>>149379351
>Mate you've posted that 11 times so far

>>149379359
I didn't know zoomies was supposed to be a synonym for plebocrats

i wonder if annie knights vagina has fully healed

>>149379363
>i posted it again xd xd xd

>>149379369
this but some of those girls i fucked in se asia

>>149379041
That titty on the right is just begging to be popped out and sucked on corrr

>>149378802
shane who? mumford?

>>149379406
tuck

>>149379412
>buddy coked out of his mind yammering to the corpse of shane tuck
Sounds pretty crisp.

nothing wrong with coke

No one:

Absolutely no one:

"Literally" no one:

The plebocracy in Bali:
Jezzie is a friend
Yeah I know he bin a good friend of mine
But lately somethingsnchanginhawwwdidhefind
JezzienmenmmmnisometinMINE
AND SHE WADGIN HIM WIV DOSE EYEEEZZZZ xD xD
AND SHE LUVVIN HIM WIV DAD BODEENI JUSD KNOW ID
AND SHE HOLLLDIN IM IN DOSE ARMSLADE LADE TONIGHT

I WIDGE DAD I HAD JEZZIES GIRL xD xD

I WIDGE DAD I HAD JEZZIES GIRL
xD xD

WHERE CAN I FIND A WOMAN LIKE DAD xD xD

UH playememtheshades
Somereason OH FUG I DUNNO DA LYRIGS GEDDUS ANUVVA BINDANG GUND xD xD

>>149379466
let people have fun you sad fuck
you used to do karaoke

Filter is putting in some work tonight.

>>149379483
yeh cause i shat in your water line KEK

>noooooooo im not reading your posts
>i have to let you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149379494
probably a tradie
>hey did u guis no am a tradie? xD
>i wear hi vis and my work clothes evrywhere FUG showers xD
>schooy at the pub xD
>lifded forg ranga xD

>>149379469
Yeah but when I do it it's got meaning

*gurgles cock and balls*

*gurgles cock and balls*

You’re all shit cunts

no im just calling you out for being a coward bitch that's seeking validation for your pussy act

bro just be honest and tell the group what happened between you and tradies to turn you into this?

Imagine taking your trip off to bend over backwards and lick your own arsehole.

crazy how none of this wouldnt have happened if you didnt seek validation

tradies get the ladies

makes you wonder what subject the schizo will decide to target next. i wonder if in some future we will come to yearn for the days of tradieposting

>>149379554
You've posted this 11 times

And here I am. Getting all the attention I crave.

nate caddys mum

my arsehole needs a mighty good rodgering
go pies

In the year 2038 all tradies will be castrated and enslaved into girly dresses and a collar/leash as sissified cum slaves to real men

>>149379594
corr momma

>Searching for posts that contain ‘tradies’. Returning only first 1000 of 2535 results found.
seek help

WE’LL NEVER STOP STOP STOP
UNTIL THAT COCK COCK COCK
MY ARSE IS SPREAD FOR THE TAKING

How's the McWings?

not sure i've ever seen an antitradie post deleted. is he rulesperg?

The only superheroes I like are Batman and spiderman I don’t watch anything else

superheroes are kids stories for kids

Boomers are just kids that forgot what it was like to dream

I see a bit of myself in the kids

>>149379623
my porties wouldnt be poofs mate

>>149379514
>>149379526
Don't you mean "gargle" rather than "gurgle"? "Gargle" specifically refers to liquid in the mouth

dick isnt a liquid you idiot

Why does this bloke have an obsessive hatred against tradies?

Perusing the aldi catalog for a bargain

i step out for one hour and this is what you FUCKING BRATS get upto?

he's not me retard

>>149379728
unresolved masculinity issues i guess

>>149379745
>step out
Based seppo
>FUCKING BRATS
based mumza

>>149367781
To make finals they basically can't drop a game and they've got games against Bulldogs, Lions, Cats, Dockers and Giants. Even winning all their games they'll probably need a few results in other games to go their way. Not impossible, Lions were in a worse spot around this time last year but I also think Lions are a better team.

Do you guys like tomato sauce?

>>149379844
It'a alright. I always have it in the pantry but I don't use it on all that many things.

only subhuman tradies like 'BBQ Sauce'

>>149379844
Yes, but I don't have much use for it. I don't like 'ketchup' though.

>>149379854
truth

>>149379854
I like bbq sauce and I'm not a tradie. I'd prefer a hot sauce or mustard but it's still good.

Mustard > mayonnaise > tomato sauce > slop garbage > 'barbecue' sauce > "ketchup""

>>149379904
Good things get co-opted by faggots all the time. Doesn't make them bad. Nandos hot sauce is awesome.

>>149379727
Kek

Sauces are fr my favourite food, most dishes would be nothing without a simple store bought sauce

Why are you retards calling it ‘ketchup’

Nearly all cultural and gastronomical slop is of American origin.

Getting a bit zesty, lads.

most sauces can be good or bad it depends on the sauce and how you are using it

I’ve got gooey white sauce for you right here.

why does this guy soi post for everything he doesnt like
it was shoes last week

>>149379978
Tomato sauce is a spiced tomato-based sauce. 'Ketchup' is American reconstituted tomato artificial chemical sugar-laden garbage.

What book are you reading now?

>>149380004
This is an ancient ‘mick, new friend.

i read this place like a book
you all dance to the beat of my tune

Some real limp taste.

Everyone thinks it but only I’m brave enough to say it. I hate reading books, watching telly is way better.

>>149380072
this but tiktoks instead of telly

>>149380080
lol that’s what I meant but wasn’t brave enough to go that far

what's your go to winter fragrance?

>>149380090
Faeces

I gave up on trying to be happy, now I feel happier than ever

Why have they stopped shilling the nba Australia? Didn’t ever realise the final was on

>>149380134
seems like the cucks here only "follow" like 3 teams

>the block
Stunned this shite is still going.

>>149380160
Utter slop, it was based 15 years ago

>>149380146
not me i follow my wuff

ill knock your block off

>>149380167
no it wasn't

paid for tinder premium

>>149380191
What would you know

had a lot of coffee earlier and now i'm crashing

>>149380200
that it was always slop

all "reality" contest shows are utmost garbage

>>149379663
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

which dark mofo events did you go to this year?

>>149380016
Objectively incorrect. Not even a medieval mick, renaissance at best.

>>149380260
winter solstice swim in tassie m8 iykwim haha

>>149380260
Satanic Australian Feminist Exhibition (for) Trans Youth (SAFETY)

couldn't believe the number of the narcs/main characters i saw at dark mofo, it's like they go to gigs thinking they're the main attraction lmao

>Jamarra Ugle-Hagan’s difficult 12 months has taken another turn, with the Bulldogs forward claiming his car has been stolen.
>The 23-year-old posted on his Instagram stories appearing to allege his Toyota HiLux was taken from Port Melbourne.
>The Herald Sun reported the car went missing at around 3pm on Monday.
>Foxsports.com.au does not suggest the allegation is true, only that Ugle-Hagan has made it.

>>149380335
>that disclaimer
I'd like to report theft of my sides

Fucked Nat Bass last night lads

>>149380335
>appearing to allege
>implying he appeared to allege

>>149380386
>2025
>Alleging allegations
This is allegedly unacceptable in this day and age

>>149380390
I've already told you my thoughts on this

>>149380390
>freed from watching essenshit play
based

>>149380390
might as well be a full bye week
dont think ill watch a game

>>149380390
Grim stuff and next round isn't much better

Round 18 has a few pretty good games however

depression

>>149380380
in the ass?

depressendon iykwim haha

when will the iggs get a break?

>>149380391
>implicitly implying implicit implications

even a dog gets a warm piece of the sidewalk

lucky in the sky with diamonds

98% of footballers would be tradies if they weren't good at footy

100% of tradies would be homeless if there was no unskilled labour

>>149380557
No, but Steven May

not sure why people actually get upset at news media for saying allegedly
my mumza does, drives me up the wall
everything journos say is bullshit, why get mad at one word

>>149380617
explain

So fucking hungry FUCK

Recent spanian vid is a banger

>>149380645
I didn't want to drive in the rain earlier so I just made soup but now I'm still hungry and there's fucking nothing to eat.

IF you snack
THEN never complain about being overweight

Eating a snack

>>149380767
>dat filename
Kek

KEK, the callbacks! oh the callbacks!

>>149380027
I was just watching anthropology shit and they spoke about this is the book any good?

apparently marge was supposed to be a rabbit that's why she has the tall hair to hide her ears

Ending the day with a 'nk to some 'MR.

>>149380815
yeah thats true i known about that for years. she even has bunny ears in the arcade game.

kinda fucked up desu

Why is Marge a bunny

fucking furries man

>>149380865
Because Groening is a hack

>>149380767
You cope some, you seethe more

>>149380767
Imagine where you could be socialising instead.

>>149380767
>Think. Is this a post you really want to make?

>>149380390
Poos
Dogs
Dees
Hawks
Pies
Crows
Fred

>>149380914
Kek

haven't heard a peep out of the pakis next door since i gave them a spray over the fence

>>149381296
go easy on them mate india's pulling ahead in the test

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single being:

The plebocracy on the toilet drinking a beer at 12 am on a Tuesday:
Hehehehe classig xD xD

it's only 10pm but yeah i have a dockies brewing

sending abusive texts to my ex

lol

need a thicc black gf

Blow job from Sofia, then bed.

i like bulgarian prostitutes too iykwim haha

>bulgarian prozzys
hm might watch trainspotting 2 again

it's the small hours now

>>149380638
Because if you are an individual who has knowledge of the actual story they are reporting, "allegedly" can be seen as casting doubt on the event.

Ultimately it is a legal requirement though, or rather a covering of their own ass; in case the claim does turn out to be false which would then leave them open to defamation charges.

>ass
foy

>foy
zhalln't

How's queen ya farkwits

Unless you're not mentally retarded

Nap time

?

Good morning alf

THE FAIRYTALE IS COMPLETE, DONALD TRUMP YOU ARE A GENUIS

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Still no one:

Reality Check: *makes awful garbage post

>>149387976
Would absolutely love to bust my nut in her. But I have something even better. A beautiful wife and 7 kids.

>>149387976
Shes mogged by Josh's misso.
What's with Nick dressing like a homeless person?

>>149388347
Honestly don't think sacking Voss will improve the poos dogshit list.

>big call
>everyone saying the same thing
Crisp cokehead.

NIG DAYGOS NIG DAYGOS I DUN BELEEB ID!!!!

I ZEE IT BUD I DUN BELEEEB ID xD xD

>>149387976
can somone PLEASE shoop a pepe onto lil nicky

taking my morning dockers a little late

interesting how "iykwim haha" posting has dropped off since the fakeguts trip came out, as well as the indian vpn. and fakeguts brings up jews every three posts as well.
the new rc impersonator is micksperg

prove it in a court of law champ iykwim hah

>>149388700
ai slop

>>149388700
why is he a cat?

>>149389051
Meow

>>149388934
queem QUEEM..liek Hague in 5 minutes champ..yh¿??haaa x. hope ya queeem

>>149389086
t. war criminal iykwim haha

>>149389101
queem QUEEM haahahaa x

shit on carlton week

>>149389334
Reminder that I told everyone they got rigged into the preliminary final and no one believed me at the time.

>>149389086
>>149389106
alfie tabla x

>>149389486
>Reminder that I told everyone they got rigged into the preliminary final
And your evidence for this is..................?

>>149389556
i made it up

>>149389486
wtf i thought i just flushed you down the toilet how are you still posting?

THERE'S A BIG BIG COCK
COMING SOUTH OF MY BOWEL
THIS COCK IS MIGHTY GIANT

sex with mrs pink and mrs hawkins

>>149389724
based kermit

>>149389051
>Nick Daicos

cant believe windhager got fined for tagging nick daicos lol
protected species

>>149389875
cool it with the antiseagull remarks

ill ask again
the maccas tendies any good?

>>149391009
Like having a firm, erect penis gently caressed in to your bumhole.

>>149391044
is that good or bad

>>149391141
The wings were shit, if that's any consolation.

No one:

Absolutely no one:

More no one than the land before time:

The plebocracy smoking weed and wasting government money at university: WUNZABONNADIMEYUHDRESSSOFINEFROODUHBUMSADIMEINYUHBRIME

DIDDEN YOU? xD xD

mick you really need to try harder
you post the same couple of catchphrases over and over

Thinking I fire up some OSRS.

>>149391203
>The Hawks bought their Waverley base for $1. They just sold it to the AFL for millions

>>149391203
weird how there are 2 flags in that image but none of them are the aussie flag
almost like they don't want us to be proud of building this country from nothing

A "Hawthorn" club being based in Dingley is utterly ridiculous, just merge them with St Kilda now and make the South East Hawks

>>149391239
is this micksperg in the thread with us right now anon?

>>149391602
And there's a boong name plastered all over the stand.

argo fuck yourself

>>149391782
>STAND
fucking hawthorn triggering my ump ptsd

you guys really look for stuff to get upset over

>>149391876
I'll smash your face in, cunt.

>>149391639
Better solution: fold them both.

scoops has been watching u18 female footy

>>149387976
What’s with the satanic shit in the background

cant stop thinking about nick daicos

cant stop thinking about tradies

cant stop thinking about fast food friday

>>149392223
The Americanised idiot.

>>149392231
say what you want i have already won

seriously what did americans ever do to you?
do you want to talk about it?

>>149392223
Why wait for fast food friday when you could have take away tuesday ;)

>>149392244
>the plebocracy
>winning
You may only pick one.

>>149392253
Be’d cringe in my proximity

>>149392244
False. Fast food is for losers.

Need to get up and shower. Day absolutely ruined just want to stay comfy in bed

>>149392253
what haven't americans done?

>>149392264
>>149392272

water off a ducks back
i do not care for your opinions nor do i require your approval
the faster you learn this the better it is for both of you

>>149392253
We can dryly and disinterestedly assert with good reason that Americans are the main cause of the ensloppification of Western culture.

>>149392284
>just want to stay comfy in bed
So true. Got caught in rain on the way to toil this morno

>>149392295
>I'm now at le age where I don't care what others think xD xD
The final cope.

>>149392295
A complete nothing-post. I could reply verbatim and it would be equally appropriate.

>>149392315
>>149392321

the blowhard brigade

pretty sick of how heavily this board is flooded with wogball garbage
easily the worst sport in the world, would rather watch nrlel frankly

cant stop thinking about fried night footy

>>149392253
they got rid of whitlam and have overthrown elected governments in 25-50% of nations worldwide retard

>>149392328
Do you enjoy paying $35+ for delivered KFC?

i have a car

>>149392223
Thinking 'urger and chips from the local joint this Friday. Will be expensive but delicious and I've been pretty good the last few months cooking at home and not getting fast food

>>149392385
do you enjoy falling for a nothing meme post then getting baited along whilst you reply on your phone? enter that captcha for me boy. my (You) slave.

fuck you retards will jump at anything to try and one up someone. SAD!

yeah greg got fish and chips and a drink for like $13 the other day and it has inspired me to go local instead of corporate for food

>>149392418
Why throw away progress like this?

>>149392423
I would prefer that you answer my question.

>>149392446
A good start, but fish and potatoes prepared at home are better still.

@149392475
you're not getting a proper response because once again, i reiterate. i dont care for you lol. im under no obligation to respond to your post.

For me? Earning enough that I don't give a fuck about wasting money on 'er 'jeets.

>>149392392
Based Shannon noll

is "americans" a dog whistle for jews?

>>149392493
Then I am justified in calling you an Americanised idiot and a loser.

>>149392524
No.

justify the time spent on something as meaningless as the following text:

>cant stop thinking about fast food friday

the daily spergout

>>149392581
Fast food is objectively bad in several ways. It is morally good to help others avoid eating it.

>>149392630
>It is morally good

>>149392540
>No.
the crisp antisemite

what the fuck is your problem asshole

>asshole
foy

kek fell for my trap
building a nice dossier here

>>149392794
It's viral infection day

got everyone here dancing to my tune

another literal perfect looking younger teacher charged with sending nudes to her 14 year old student

there is way more women nonces
they just dont get caught

what kind of gay fucking 14 year old boy dobs on getting nonced by the hot teacher at school idgi

cricket will be good tonight

>>149392931
What almost certainly happened was the dipshit bragged to his mates about it, who then got jealous and reported it.

Then when confronted about it, he plays the victim (which he literally is) because he think he's going to get into trouble if he doesn't.

https://x.com/SlumRNA_Dog/status/1937226536941429096
@grok is this true?

>>149393086
kek fuck off sanjeet

>>149392877
Where were the teachers like this in my day haha

>>149393225
i would've killed somebody to get into that at 14 fucking hell
we need to stop pretending a grown man noncing a young girl is the same as a grown woman choosing to take some boy dick

When I lived in Japan at around 8-9 years old, I had a teacher who was fucking smoking hot.

One of my regrets is that I never got to fuck her.

>>149393293
Did you ever learn Japanese?

>>149393297
Yeah I'm fluent in it. Not native speaker level but more than enough to get by in the country and make friends.

failed rebuilds that went too quick and died in the arse:
>carlton
>hawthorn

successful rebuilds:
>adelaide
>north

mehbuilds:
>melbourne
>essendon
>st kilda

>>149393311
Any favourite places in Japan? Might be heading there next year with the misso.

Any top food places? How will I get by without knowing any japanese?

>>149393256
It absolutely is the same, you dipshit.
If you weren't a fat loser in your 20s, you'd know how sexually aggressive underage girls can be. It's your responsibility as an adult to say no, regardless of gender.

>>149393326
its objectively impossible to tour japan without knowing japanese i wouldnt bother

>>149393323
Hawthorn have won my finals in their rebuild than Adelaide.
Remember last year they were calling for Matthew nicks head.

Wait until end of season before saying it's successful.
And the Dees won a flag.

>>149393323
Carlton's rebuild didn't go quick at all.
They were always shit, got gifted tons of games against the easy beats of the competition and when up against actual competitive outfits, were embarrassed time and time again.

>>149393332
>you'd know how sexually aggressive underage girls can be.
I wish I knew this back in the day and didn't just learn it in adulthood.
When shocked when a fuck buddy told me that she'd take sick days off from school when she was just 12 so she could masturbatory all day.

>>149393323
what the fuck have adelaide done lol
probs wont even make finals

Massimo D'ambrosio
> 178 cm (5 ft 10 in)

>>149393326
Love Kobe, definitely my favourite city and I recommend the historic onsens there. Plenty to do in Hamamatsu too. Skiing in Hakuba is the best, but if you want something more plebby holiday resorty then Okinawa Island is great.

shut up you pretentious arsehole

>>149393373
Who are you referring to mate?

>>149393332
it's absolutely not the same you fucking retard
the average 14 year old boy can easily beat the fuck out of a woman
a boy getting lucky and having a grown woman let him fuck her is in a completely different stratosphere to a grown man stuffing his grown man dick into a little girl no matter how much she wants it
it just is bro stop pretending

rcs a fucking weeb desu
>le non popular tourist spots in nippon i am le cultured

kobe is fucking ass and you can do it in one day from osaka

>>149367604 (OP)
I don't see a hot dog

Kobe died in a helicopter mate

>>149393382
Okinawa is "literally" a tourist spot you fucking plebocrat.

>>149393381
You are very clearly sex deprived. I don't expect you to understand.

you're still literally a tourist you fuckwit

>>149393412

i 100% know that you have aspergers

>>149393425
And I 100% know you have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm neurotypical with mild BPD and a sex addiction.

Can't stop thinking about when pies win the grand final this year

It's pretty interesting how Britain is going through an obesity 'crisis' and their governments, agencies, organisations, etc are taking massive steps to actively reduce their obesity rate and investing in a healthier nation. This is despite their obesity rate being notably lower than Australia's, which has no grand scheme to reduce obesity and increase health beyond anonymous murmurs somewhere in the ether of 'eat better and move more or something idk'.

>>149393463
the phone posting troglodyte

>>149393416
nonce

Just woke up from a 7 hour nap gonna go to bed now

Nothing wrong with phone posting

government shouldn't be here to hand hold everyone through life mate

missed the point

>>149393479
Phoneposting is based you fucking idiot. If anyone is a troglodyte it's the nerds still using computers to browse 4chan.

IF you have milk in your coffee
THEN you are "literally" gay or female

>the UK government is doing something about obesity
watch their obesity rates skyrocket now kek

>>149393482
>advocating for the female predation of young children
>calling others nonce

May I remind you I literally stated:
>It's your responsibility as an adult to say no, regardless of gender.

>>149393528
IF you drink coffee

THEN you're a fucking idiot.

>>149393538
i'm not advocating it i'm saying we need to stop pretending it's the same thing as grown man fucking a little girl
this bullshit is because everyone now has to pretend that men and women are the same when we are clearly very different

>>149393551
It is literally the same and if you weren't a loser who has had a healthy sex life, you would know this.

>>149393562
some extreme projection here mate

the afl hasn't had a proper scandal like the drugs scandal for ages. i yearn for some man drama.

disclaimer: any response by rc to this post will be ignored

>>149393514
Big footy

>>149393569
Wait until the lid is blown off the matchfixing

>>149393566
On your part.
Given the fact you are claiming that it's okay for women to go after young children yet calling others "nonce".

>>149393590
you seem to think an healthy adult male sex life includes knowing that 12 year old girls love getting balled out by grown men??

>>149393590
>>149393602
You both have no idea what you're talking about.

I was raped by a 16 year old girl and still carry that trauma with me. But that doesn't mean a 16 year old girl can't be groomed and raped.

is levi ashcroft even that good

>>149393602
Not at all.
In fact I've stated that it's your responsibility as an adult to say no, regardless of any sort of temptation.

Your posts on the other hand reek of jealousy.
Calling children "lucky" to have sex with adults.
If they are boys, yet scorn towards men who predate upon girls. I would not let you around children of any gender.

i feel like levi ashcroft is in a good team which overstates his actual ability

>>149393620
You can't resist if they "literally" have you handcuffed and bound to a chair you fucking idiot

>>149393620
>If they are boys, yet scorn towards men who predate upon girls.
yes that's exactly right now you're getting it

i mean theres nothing doubting levi ashcrofts natural ability. disposal counts mean something but what does he actually do with it? archie roberts is the choice for the rising star imho

anyway finna gym

>>149393626
That you are putting yourself in the place of the man and are jealous. Meaning you would do exactly what they did if you were able.

I see you, cunt.

fuck up archie roberts sperg

>>149393634
yeah i'm mad jelly that a 10/10 italian nympho like >>149393225 didn't "groom" me as a 14 year old. that kid is a king.

no i dont think i will until the odds match reality

sam lalor is a bust

tried baking a newy but it wont accept my jpgs so i gave up someone else do it

>>149393653
Which proves that if a 14 year old girl offered you the chance, you'd jump at it as well. As you clearly have zero respect for the law.

>>149393674
what was the image m8

>>149393687
clearly projecting
tell me how sexually aggressive underage girls can be again mate

scatguts the child rapist

>>149393732
>>149393732
>>149393732
>>149393732

>>149393225
>s*des
i beg your pardon

>>149393722
Eldest child of a large family. I have a sister 10 years my junior. I was the crush of a fair amount of her friends. I said no every single time. I know for a fact you wouldn't have.

>>149393758
please don't project your fantasies onto me mate

>>149393797
There's no fantasies. I see through your bullshit.