FIFA CLUB WORLD CUP
GROUP E
>Saturday June 21st
21:00 Inter 2-1 Urawa Red Diamonds

>Thursday June 26th
3:00 Inter - River Plate

GROUP G
>Sunday June 22nd
18:00 Juventus 4-1 Wydad Casablanca

>Thursday June 26th
21:00 Juventus - Man City

U21 EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP
QUARTERFINALS
>Sunday June 22nd
18:00 Germany U21 3-2 Italy U21

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, drink a lot of water, practice your witness horrendous calcio crimes face and stay nuclearcalciopilled

negru

GODO GODO GODO GODO SBORROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THANK YOU WILLY GODNTO

did you know a lot of Albanians drowned in the Adriatic?

nihao

>>149367987
he'd still find a way to give a yellow card to the Italian medical assistant putting the plaster cast on him

is nunziata part of the eyes wide shut style gay sex parties that the fennel organizes? otherwise I don't see why niggolo keeps on playing so much

In Nuclear Calcio, who are the Brotherhood of Steel of the Calcio Wastelands? Those who think the degree of terrorism done to football has been so severe, all the cursed techniques have to be kept away from coaches and players alike, locked down underground and that any further attempts to terrorize calcio have to be taken by this group and kept away?

>>149368068
The true question is, why couldn't the poorfag schizoposter also end up like that?

>>149368094
the Fennel's reach is far more frightening than you can imagine

Why does Nunziata try to speak like he's not an hyperterrone?

was big refball. the germ negru full on dived from the tiniest of contacts.

still stupid to slide in like that esp after the on purpose stomp that got the first card for the midge

Far Cry: Sangue e Dharma

Antonio Moretti, a hot-blooded, street-smart 26-year-old from Naples, Italy, arrives in Tibet with a singular goal: to reclaim his family’s fortune.

Years ago, Antonio’s estranged father Giorgio Moretti, a ruthless but wildly successful real estate developer, sold off all his assets and donated over €30 million to a mysterious Buddhist monastery after a sudden spiritual awakening. Giorgio died shortly after, alone in the Himalayas, having taken vows of silence and poverty.

Now, the Moretti estate is broke. Furious and betrayed, Antonio treks into the Tibetan wilderness to confront the monks who accepted his father’s "stolen" fortune — and get it back by any means necessary.

>>149368136
DNA

>>149368148
you don't understand, it's the Milanello light towers

Shitalian victimism IN FULL FUCKING SWING

2nd U21 Euros in a row where >we get refballed out of the tournament, wasn't Gravigna supposed to be in the UEFA's inner sanctum now?

>>149368148
grim
hope his career is successful or he's fucked

>>149368275
his role there is to line his own pockets, why should he care about italy as long as he doesn't need to to keep his power?

Kurpa der palazzus, muh evil gravina was supposed to enter the pitch and score to save the shitaly

>>149368275
Gravina's priority is twerking in order to save the most bankrupt clubs in Serie A (inter above all), not to advocate Italian football

>Luigi De Siervo, CEO of Lega Serie A: "Many people wonder why our national team is in a dire situation and why there is a lack of talent. One reason is the financial losses due to piracy. All the money that is lost every year is not invested in our youth academies and the growth of Italian youngsters. A big issue that has led our national team to face many difficulties. In addition to this, the obsolescence of our facilities also does not allow the clubs and the entire establishment to achieve high revenues"

Which one of you 'mini is STILL seething in the u21 euro general?

>>149368027
yeah he’s 22

>>149368475
Nuremberg of the entire figc and lega apparatus when?

>>149368525
Already been there with Calciopoli in 2006, and boy did it improve Italian footy :^)

https://youtube.com/shorts/uohhR_Gcmqo?si=YUzeYxroq7vi6zN5
Invettiva collettiva miserabile in the comment section

in other news there was a clear penalty for the seahorse mysteriously not seen by var and samp's first goal had a clear handball that led to it, but you guessed it, var didn't see it.

bro I come home and the first thing I see is Trump unironically made a MIGA post lmfao

Calcio pir/a/cy idea: Serie A ワンピースエイト (English translation: "Serie A One Piece Eight", Italian translation: "Serie A Un Pezzotto")

https://x.com/Lasciamosta/status/1936891088750379336?t=ON55M-eJ5FNoEoFtHqDLoQ&s=19
>c'è la giustizia nel calcio
Justice = when good thing happens to me for shitalians apparently
Btw mo non vi mollo più about this match

Remnant 2 is leaving the PS+ extra catalogue in about a month's time, play it because it's surprisingly gud

gnonto è un negro

HOW FUCKING MUCH DID SHITALIANS BELIEVE IN IT ON THE 2-2 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Also they're FUMING about muh referee but the free kick from which italy scored the 2-2 was literally non-existent lmao

>>149368797
no it isn't

>>149368817
yes he is

Anybody has the "gnonto in the locker room" webm? Really need it for a laugh

>>149369158
Here fra

>>149368797
I didn't even boot FBC yet, lol

>>149369168
pov you're nunziata after the game

>>149368119
To fit the Sacchi calcio reform implemented in 2013.
Every federal manager coming through the ranks in FIGC must speak romagnolo, be on an acceptable Norwood rating and have a mental breakdown upon a loss

>>149369187
Probably best you don't. Prevents you from littering your trophy list with a game you'll never 100% because of how mid it is

New Molisana's is up

>>149369168
I always laff, thanks

>>149369257
To say 40 you must genuinely be retarded come on now

>>149369365
Why is Hamilton in this pic

odds on nunziata being appointed by FIGC dinosaurs just because he looks like barcelona manager stage cruyff?

>>149369385
Almost certain, taking a team of failed prospects to the wire against a Germany full of top division starters is basically on par with Gonde’s miracle in 2016

Well well well, would you look at that. It's monday again

-23h4m

Manuel still oozes class and remains such a unique profile. He can manipulate almost any passing angle through technique, vision, or disguise, without even trying to open the lane.

His weight of pass and empathy are top-tier. Also a seriously underrated crosser.

Defensively, you want him using that big frame to press and tackle high up the pitch, as he's doing today.

Best player on the pitch in the first half, for me.

yeah what's so good about Sunday

nothing wrong with Monday

Just played the Stellar Blade demo
just as I thought it's really generic and boring

Name a single season of any club in the last 40 years where the best player in the squad was a shitalian

>>149369830
ok but the girl is HAWT

>>149369830
Counterpoint:

>>149369849
Baggio in any season he was at juventus

I cannot put into words how much I hate the fennel, this was a last fuck you to the sport that made him rich.

Stellar Blade sucks, why is it so expensive? we're talking Borderlands 4 levels of poverty it would inflict on me if I purchased it

Cecilia Sala is sexo mkay

>>149370126
I said this ages ago but nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu mejus that pedal toilet of clara

Our PSG who art in Paris,
allowed be thy Hakimi's gole
thy five pears come,
thy will be done in Munich
as it is in Ligue Uhn

Give us this day our daily banter,
and forgive us the sfinter debts
as sfinter also does not forgive its denbts to their creditors
and lead acerbi not to into temptation of beating
a PSG fan,
but deliver him from Barcola.

Amen.

>theo to al-hilal (this time for real)
If they replace him with zinchenko allegri needs to pull off a giga ultra miracolazzo, he's probably the bollitest most abominable premier league player I can think of

Golazo dildiz bros......... this baby 'nomeno started scoring in every match......... our posts........

has Gnonto been lynched yet?

>>149370773
You saved… that?

>>149370917
Still shitaly's best player btw

>>149370978
Yes.

https://x.com/simplyutd/status/1936545646808305769?s=46
I’m going to need a documentary one day about what exactly goes on at Man U that makes the players do shit like this so they can leave. BOSS said in an interview once that he could tell something was very off there in his first week.

>2022
Grim

don't reply to me apebanian

>>149371092
They realise the whole club is a bleed-it-dry parasite scheme by the jews that own them, the kind of evergreen scam that burdens the business with astounding yet sustainable debt plagueing the balance sheet until someone that cares takes over.
Every sort of degenerate abandon either in the locker room or in the football club's headquarters is likely encouraged by the higherups themselves for the lulz

just saw the jjust lowlights
where is the belgios meltdown over negruanis epic goalscorer feats?

>>149371426
It’s actually worse now because a victorian era billionaire anglo bought a stake so now they fire a bunch of club staff every time United miss out on CL money. It’s funny that players keep falling for it because of the money tho, hope Driedmeats isn’t retarded because he could end up at a better club in 1-2 years
>>149372726
Goding cause might be going to Chelshit

bump

death to Gnontolo
death to the Fennel
death to the Germans
death to the Lithuanians
death to everything that isn't me, myself and I

send a bunker buster straight to my head

Trvthnvke, Fabio

È partito Röhl

Obsessed

How flies the inzaghino's corazzata araba

>>149379344
Inter for better or for worse put its name in the Olympus of football with these almost back to back finals.
The other teams except Atalanta are fucking irrelevant.

>Newcastle are interested in Scalvini

ynr Scamacca

>Paul Pogba says Juventus didn’t provide him with basic help during his doping ban: ‘ I thought I was at war with anti-doping authorities, not the club.’
>French midfielder Pogba says he wasn’t given enough support by his former club Juventus during an 18-month doping ban.
>“I asked Juventus for help, but I wasn’t given it,” the 32-year-old told Sept à huit on TF1 (via Gazzetta).
>Pogba failed a doping test after a Serie A match against Udinese in 2023. The France international had spent the entire match on the bench.
>He was initially banned for four years, but his suspension was later reduced to 18 months.
>Juventus formally terminated Pogba’s contract in November 2024, while the player has been eligible to play again since March 2025.
>“I asked to get a fitness coach, as I was still part of the team. I had the right to get it. Let’s say Juventus didn’t support me, and that struck with me,” Pogba continued.
>“I didn’t understand why. I thought I was at war with anti-doping authorities, not Juventus.
>“I couldn’t keep taking my kids to school every day, passing by the stadium and the training centre, and knowing I wouldn’t be able to play for a long time. My kids kept asking me when I’d be back on the pitch and when they could watch me at the stadium again.”
>Pogba is now available as a free agent and is expected to sign for Ligue 1 side Monaco.
>“I’m mentally and physically ready, and I’m eager to start again. I’m 32, but I still feel like a kid,” he concluded.
>Pogba made 132 Juventus appearances across two spells in Turin.

ynr Robert Acquafresca

>>149379425
>shartalanta

ynr Massimo Maccarone

Let's be serious for a second, in a Yildiz-Osimhen swap deal Juventus would have to include like 70mln as a ragguaglio since Osimhen is worth what, like 60mln and Yildiz is worth like -10mln since the whole team has to pay the Dildiz Tax™ (everyone has to try to make Yildiz score at any moment)

https://x.com/bgatesisapyscho/status/1936185828994150531
Whoah....

click, the post is gone
silent hands, unseen, for free,
five nill, Mayulu

giuseppe garibaldi - eroe degli immondi

>>149379507
>I'm 32, but still feel like a kid
He just like me fr except I'm 36 and not black.

.

>>149380226
Torello eterno

kys grimolli

9 min

2-2 Ambrosino at the last second! Italy takes the match to extra time

Kojimbo, you absolute madman

Just preordered another Collector's Edition... my knees are way below the ground, they've actually reached the other side of the world where Comolli is sitting in USA atm

>>149380666
Cannoli is in Italy right now talking to the agents of J*n*th*n D*v*d

>>149380683
Week ruined

>>149380683
Seventh Extinction Entity when

>>149380683
>gigashitter with insane demands
hes going to fenerbahce or something

>>149380688
sancho to jJ

>#SerieC | #JuventusNextGen, contatti in corso con la #GianaErminio per Stefano #Mangiapoco

Milan bro’s I’m demoralized

>>149380785
the best midfielder in Italy and a strong top 5 contender in europe to stay and play for the best coach football has ever seen? Wow wowowowowowwowowowoiw

>>149380785
That’s a good thing right? Considering how turned on you bbilansissies get by being humbled and humiliated

>>149380683
did this club just stop functioning because they couldn’t get bald tony

>>149380807
It stopped functioning right after buying Piggy desu

>>149380785
Absolutely dominates serie ass under that bvll of pioli
With GODllegri he wins the ballon d'or and scores 40 goals in mocassini

>Jonathan David is 2cm taller than Conceicao
Nigga really why do people even want such midget

>>149380813
trvke honestly

>>149380813
for me, it was the logo change

Build A Rocket B-ACK

>>149380830
To recreate the gnonto lucca link up

>>149380813
true
>>149380830
jj MUST destroy itself fra you dont understand

The new meta will be to use >195cm lanklets combined with <165cm turbomanlets in all positions. Normal height will become obsolete in post-modern football.

>>149380923
the twist will be that the lanklets are the ones doing the most dribbles wheres the manlets engage in aerial duels

>>149381015
why are they all getting marotted

Beppe Garotta

>>149381015

There's literally 0 advantage in being short in soccer. You can dribble just as well being tall, if you can't dribble it's not because you are tall and the rate of good dribblers among short players isn't any higher than among tall players. The image of the short player who can dribble is 100% derived from maradroga and pessi who just happened to be short, but then I can say ronaldinho, r9 (mo he was good but bear with me goy), and cr7 who are all 185+ and can dribble. Maybe extreme lanklets might find it more difficult, but there's literally 0 reason to specifically buy any player shorter than 1.85m SPECIFICALLY because of his height because you think he'll be more "tecnico" and will have muh piedino fatato

would you rather fuck a femboy or a they/them female?

calcio

>>149381272
Both especially if cute

>>149381272
my hand

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edoardo_Agnelli

polite reminder that Edoardo converted to shia islam

I would rather watch a femboy fuck a they/them female and enjoy the sight from an anthropological view

>>149381293
didn't he kill himself?

/40k/ idea: 24h Nurgleburgring race

>>149381272
aren't they both dudes who dress up like grills?

>>149381345
One is a dude that dresses like a girl, the other is a girl that dresses like Leao

>>149381341
I just found out a 40k themed racing game exists

>>149381334
so says the official record, but maybe (((they))) suicide him

>>149381355
It’s more of a Twisted Metal game than a racing game tbqh

For me, it's ATV racers (PS1)

Gran T’aurismo

gran autismo

Gran Tudorismo

Grande Torino

>>149381345
That's very open minded of you

Just saw Nkunku rumours on the [redacted] site

I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THAT CL FINAL INTER LOSS.

It gave me such a fucking Inter ICK, it's gonna be years before it goes away. I'm not even a Inter fan.

Every time I read the word "Inter", see them on livescore or see the Inter shirt I just feel strong cringe - just like remembering something super dumb/embarassing you did as a teen.

Name one thing belgians have done better than this

>>149382031
I can’t, truly their magnum opus as a nation

>>149382031
>*blocks your path*

Ah, the Biscoff! This seemingly innocent cookie is not just a treat; it’s a brazen theft of history! Originally crafted by the seafaring giants of the Low Countries, who brought the essential ingredients and the recipe back from their global escapades, the Biscoff stands as a testament to culinary appropriation.
The Belgians swooped in, claiming this crunchy delight as their own, as if history were a game of tag where they simply shouted, “Mine!” But let’s not forget: the very existence of this cookie hinges on the chaotic dance of economics and chance. If the Dutch hadn’t ventured out, if the spices hadn’t been brought back, the Biscoff would never have existed!
So, as you dip that cookie into your coffee, remember: you’re indulging in a delicious heist, a reminder that that the nature of the Belgian people is often to steal, to twist what was originally pure, and to reshape what isn’t theirs. The Biscoff is a crunchy symbol of how the Belgians pilfered yet another piece of Dutch heritage, leaving us with naught but to savour the irony!

>>149382031

>>149382031
>Speculos

big rain and some calcetto.

real scottish hours

Annnnnndddd it’s up! The official /seriea/ Women’s (assigned at birth) Euros fanta!

Join now! Don’t miss out!

https://gaming.uefa.com/en/weurofantasy/leagues/LTRcw3/002F007300650072006900650061002F0020004500750072006F00460065006D006D0069006E0069006C0065/S77

/biz/idea souf Scotland

>that u19 game
kino

IGOR JESUS, FROM BOTAFOGO, THE GOAT
IGOR JESUS, FROM BOTAFOGO, THE GOAT

>>149382885
Me? Joined.

>>149382995
Did Italy shit the bed again?

>>149383069
no, Spain did conceding a 90+8 goal after their gk slipped and some dude scored an own goal
extra time right now

Spain just scored, kek

>Iran is now bombing Qatar
uh oh
no iranian fikette for me I guess

>>149383106
germans equalized, it's 4-4
absolute kino

new Scandinavian twink and plusvalenza just dropped

>>149383161
>Iraq 2.0 incoming

Please Giorgia.. Do the right thing

>>149383195
This, wage war against Iran you dumb bitch

>5-5 with 8 minutes to go
kek

>Nottingham Forest are interestedin Mbangula

>>149383408
>Not only Mbangula, Timothy Weah is also wanted by the club (Di Marzio)

I am beyond vomited

Anyway just read the latest mercato news

>gigashitter
>6m+2m bonus
>enormous agent fee
just put a (puh) merchant negru shitter on vlachs wages to solve the vlach wages problem

https://x.com/signorshark/status/1937185194215080153
YAMAUCHI PICK UP THE PHONE NOW
YAMAUCHIIIIIII

>>149383434
holy based grimothy weah out

>Italian ref
It’s over, we’re going to be left on Read

Is pasta aglio, olio e peperoncino a poorfag dish or a secret richbvll dish?

Oj Alija Aljo Peperoncino

>Agent Of Inter Outcast Mehdi Taremi In Talks With Besiktas

welcome to besiktas

SEATTLE SOUNDERS (4-2-3-1): Frei; Nouhou, Ragen, Bell, A.Roldan; C.Roldan, Vargas; Kent, Rusnak, Rothrock; Ferreira. A disposizione: Thomas, Castro, Kim, Yeimar, Baker, Kossa-Rienzi, Baker-Whiting, Souza, Joao Paulo, Leyva, De la Vega, Minoungou, De Rosario, Morris, Musovski. Allenatore: Brian Schmetzer

PSG (4-3-3): Donnarumma; Hakimi, Marquinhos, Pacho, Nuno Mendes; Vitinha, Joao Neves, Fabian Ruiz; Doue, Mayulu, Kvaratskhelia. A disposizione: Barcola, Beraldo, Moscardo, L.Hernandez, Kamara, Kimpembe, Lee Kang-In, Mbaye, G.Ramos, Safonov, Arnau Tenas, Zaire-Emery. Allenatore: Luis Enrique

furlani is sending messages through his proxies to try and calm people down for theo, I'll miss him and we will get someone worse but If what corona brought up was true he not only risked legal actions but that club owner basically tried to blackmail milan as well, I understand why the management would be pissed

today, i am MLS lifelong

>>149383851
he's still playing?

if al halal get osimeme i think gala might splurge for hakan

>20m
Which of the two negrus is getting heavily undervalued lol

>>149383885
>furlani
Torello eterno

>>149384103
>15 (Weah) + 8 (Mbangula)

Mo I return to the Shitaly next month

>>149384103
>it's real
what the fuck?

>>149384103
>have to sell those players for peanuts because the dumb zingaro can't play without 3atb tictoc
GREAT FUCKING JOB
PORCO DIO

mo that is NOT gio scotti larping as an iranian qt

Kvicha Paddatskhelia

What would a rare Lego arctic set buy in todays mercato?

>>149385558
two months and a half of Pinamounts Prime+ subscription

New Grimolli signing is up

will visit Detroit ever stop being funny?

Reminder: if you visit Detroit, it will be the last thing you ever do. You will go the way of Milik

A Milik mention? While less than two hours away from DS2?

>Platetico

>>149386314
but le ebin cholo makes more than 30 million euros per year, I'm sure his team must be unbeatable to deserve that kind of money

Cholo Muani

>visit gaza

>100 gorillion from cwc
>15m for grimothy
>-50 euro to the vet to euthanize kalulu
delusionbros are we back?

>>149385884
>>149385979
>tfw a juve fan actually visits detroit and gets shot

Huijsen 13mln
Soule 18mln
Weah + Mbangula 22mln

Kelly 28mln
Nico Gonzalez 47mln
Koopmeiners 70mln

>23 millies for two players
This club is run by mental retardation, even Brugge would manage to sell Mbangula alone for a higher amount of money

>visit detroit
>see pic related
>what do?

>>149387110
He looks like that twink Gio Scotti dated. Do NOT let the Greek internet café guy know of this

>>149387126
She hasn’t dated anyone. Shes never felt a man’s embrace. She’s waiting for ME

>>149387104
1,5 players

>>149387110
ask him if his dream is to work for the FIGC prosecutor's office

Ceasefire is up, mercato news?

>Jjust bought Kelly for 27m
>Jjust sold Mbangula + Weah, two average players whose ceiling is higher than Kelly's, for a total of 20m
With those two gone our wingbacks now are
Savona
Kostic
Cambiaso

>>149387450
>*runs* *crosses* one last dance

222nd for Lea Seydoux’ toothgap
Sleep tight /seriea/

>>149381272
I mean why not but most of the ones ive seen are 2d or make some intense training and hire some elite level editors to disguise the male parts that arent the benis as much as they can

looks like serie a twitter is getting scoops from following this thread and my bombshell reporting

>>149387450
there is probably gonna be some kind of deal about elanga

Mr. Dutchman
You posted bush
The one that sits above the puss

The janitor
Is gonna be angry
He'll have to work overtime at Langley

Lea Seydoué

Forest are loaded but Tudor doesn’t use/rate either of them so what are you gonna do. Weah in particular just seems like a waste because he was one of the only consistent performers under Mottard and then Tudor benched him and started strictly playing him as a 70th minute sub on the left wing.

nothing ever happens

>>149388574
t. Jj mercato observer

>>149387988
i like this one

Absolute shanty state of shitalian journalism

free thinkers know pizza napoletana is the biggest italian scam

>>149394014
I knew shitalian media would absolutely fucking FOAM at the trvthnvke he dropped (allegrian player btw)

>>149394014
its called pizza napoletana deliciozo gustozoo gandolfini manfredini for a reason mcpotter is right

>>149387450
>>149388422
mbangula and weah are worth a total of 31mln according to transfermarkt and comolli is selling them to an EPL team for 2/3 of the expected price.
terrible deal for >us

>>149394126
mbangula will be loaned to olympiacos to help them with their efforts to finally win the champions league, he will score against juventus too remember this post

>>149394126
It's a terrible deal but one that will allow them to register plusvalenze for this season's books and unlock the David (grim) deal

>>149394141
>kulo man + JD as central forwards for next season
unfathomably fucking grim

"""grimtolli"" knows what he is doing its gonna be one fo these first 5 all players of a calibre unlike anything juventus has had in the last5-6 seasons

>woman injured by a gunshot to the arm while watching a futsal match.

shitalia is brazil tier nowadays

>Sunderland in talks for Laurienté

>Al-Qadsiah wants Kean: Arabs ready to pay the 52 million clause, shock offer to the striker 12 million net per season

>>149394141
I think the actual scenario is he’s just in deep with a bunch of agents, the names that keep coming up are incredibly random. Not the usual overrated shitters >our esteemed sporting sector chases but just a random collection of names. Signing David is really stupid though, there are so many other decent forwards in Uber Eats tol

>Inter Milan flop Mehdi Taremi could continue his career in the Premier League after Nottingham Forest joined the race for the Iranian.

always been an eplel fan

>>149394387
he is destined for olympiacos

>>149394387
Sborrest looking to be the new Sunderland

bonko apology letter, last competent director the club had

he’s forgiven for signing znegru, no one could have predicted that disaster.

>>149394419
Don't forget the ciggies salesman

>>149394439
still miss them desu

>>149394439
based

>Borussia Dormund have asked informations for Dan Ndoye
>Camarda is set to join Lecce on loan with option to buy, with Milan having a buyback clause

kys grimolli
>>149394419
he was still doing ok when bonko was here

>>149394410
taremus of mt olympys

What a fucking abominio climatico the shitaly

>Noa Mong to Nabule

https://www.tuttosport.com/sondaggi/calcio/golden-boy/2025/06/20-141430600/golden_boy_web_2025_vota_ora_il_tuo_preferito_

i voted for charalambos kostooulas

>>149394844
Based

Calcio /pol/ idea: Kviche Guevaratskhelia

KvYEtcha

September 1st will be the 10 year anniversary of the release of metal gear 5

Wow this Comolli guy must be crazy

>Como have opened talks to sign Andreas Schjelderup from Benfica

>>149395496
he looks like he plays for the other team tbqh

>>149395627
In the figurative sense or literal one? (Or both)

Selling all the youngsters for 20 bucks while buying the likes of Poopmeiners, Louise and NiKKKo for a total of 150 millies, I hate this fucking club so much man

bought some biscoffs because of the subliminal publicity in this general, gonna try them tomorrow, belgio better hope they're good

>tanc now posting selfies with onlyfanser

but..I told everyone you were a bvll...

Title Update 1.0.6 is coming tomorrow, June 25th @ 12 PM UTC!

- New Free Critical Role Ally & Questline
- New Nightmare Difficulty
- Headgear toggle and more!

Read the full patch notes here: ubi.li/wtMnH

>>149396362
>biscoff
is that speculaas? bretty gud
post them

>>149396440
too lazy to go get them from the cupboard rn but I got these

>>149396440
I think Biscoff’s are speculOOS, speculAAS supposedly is slightly different. Less sweet, more spiced and different type of crumbling

>>149396439
How will this affect my current download of Death Stranding 2: On The Beach?

>weah shits on italian food
>immediately gets sold

now that's mafia right there

>>149396478
>too lazy to go get them from the cupboard
based
>these
lotus is gud
>>149396494
norf flanders calls them both speculaas

>>149396513
based, now sell mckunny

>>149396478
can you get schuddebuikjes in italio?

>>149396548
>schuddebuikjes
never heard of them but apparently they're a bit of a niche item found in some random online shops, though never say never in some supermarket in the deep norf

Italo’s will most likely never experience the feeling of bliss of having a fresh slice of tiger bread, smeared with a royal layer of butter topped with a large helping of little-shaking-tummies

Just remembered I have this saved for some reason

>>149379462
I hope we buy him

>>149396611
grim

>>149396611
What are mr. Duccio's comments on these allegations?

Calcio?

>>149396678
Raw fish when European: :[
Raw fish when Japanese: :O

>>149396685
>sneedcho
>david
i dont like calcio anymore

>>149396808
Which team ahah

>>149382398
why dont your countries have sex and become one

>langcreatura
is he any good?

>>149396869
Type of player to fight with the fans if things don’t go his way, has some injury issues with his hamstrings (he says they’re fixed now though) and you might think he has an ironclad mentality to keep going even when his moves don’t work out but that’s less to do with his mentality and more to do with him simply being too dumb to draw those kind of conclusions. This also leads to him not really feeling things like pressure since he doesn’t have the mental capacity for that type of thing.

Good on the ball though, can make opposing fullbacks cry on his day.

Oh, and he thinks he’s a rapper so the music videos he’ll make with Napels in the backdrop will go hard.

Snack? Puffy pastry with sesame seeds.
Drinking? Lemon ice tea
Sorting? Old /seriea/ slags folder
Video games? Too hot for video games.

>>149396362
they are awful spekuloose has a weird artificial taste like the tasted they add to childrens medicine, im only gonna be buying mckennedy cookie spread from lidl from now on

>>149386917
Speaking of which:
1 - Dean Huijsen leads all Real Madrid players at the
@FIFACWC
for line-breaking passes (31), line-breaking passes in the final third (11), successful passes (127), clearances (10) and headed clearances (6). Accomplished

So, what was the truth about this deal? Qrd me on CIFAS anyone?

>>149397036
Are they getting bigger? Don’t remember her milkers looking *that* full before but maybe I’m just boobablind

>>149396709
onions sauce makes the difference for me

>>149397149
Its an old photo. But you are right. They are getting bigger now that you mention it

>>149397149
everything is fake nowadays, the nose, the ass, the boobs, the women themselves

Just saw the rumoured line-up for the Man Vity game in the /seriea/ Signal chat

Just saw we're playing again in two days

Just saw the Polish cryptid more commonly known as “Milik”

just read a quote from a Croatian agent involved as an intermediary in the Sučić deal and he would've gone to Juventus for more money if Dinamo hadn't decided they wanted the deal done in January and Juventus couldn't do it then apparently

thank you based Giuntoli

One Samuele Ricci please and a medium soda, to go.

>>149396424
Onlyfansers are richbvlls so taking pictures with them is bvllish by osmosis

/sp/e/culo/ff

>>149397871
how about a fresh can of pobega?

Let's see
>pizza
Tomato sauce (tomato is from bvllmerica btw) and dough with cheese
>pasta
Dough with 3829409 totally different shapes goy with a sauce that's tomato sauce + another random component, with cheese on top
>ravioli
Same thing but with added beef inside them
>lasagne
Same thing but in large square form
>gnocchi
Same thing but instead of dough it's potatoes that taste nothing like potatoes anyway but like chewy dough
>risotto
Same thing but instead of dough it's slopped rice, literally the worst possible way to eat rice, abominable dish
Then with secondi piatti the situation is even grimmier
>cotoletta
Literally not shitalian
>ossobuco
The defining part of the meal isn't even edible kek
>uhmmmmmmm........
Wait that's it? There must be other relevant secondi piatti, wait...... uh, a bunch of random fried seafood? But we shitalians love to seethe at ameribvlls for frying everything....... well we have muh epic tiramisu which is totally the best dessert everestestestestestestest, like the thiago motta of desserts okay??????????

If I were Meloni I would do the same but I would also do it on Italian citizens too
At the beginning of each month every citizen is required to have his mobile device analyzed

what he is schizoing about

>>149398089
Imagine those poor inspectors, Italian memes are pure cringe

>>149398089
Uuuuuuh, that's not Mads Mikkelsen

>>149398089
i refuse to believe this is true wtf

>>149398106
Uhmmmmmmmmmmm actually La Ragione Di Stato is a super funny Twitter (I say twitter because I like to seethe at that richbvll of Elon) account ok goy

Hypothetically, how many Gio photo’s are you allowed to have saved before Italian customs refuses you entry into the country?

>>149398150
I see the pepelonis, bless you for posting this

but like how does that work, if you just delete any xpost regarding trump or any photo can they still see metadata if they scan it ecc..?

>>149398150
on the contrary, the requirement is 3 gio photos saved per person

Oh now I get why bbilan wants the shqip

>tfw you see a group of girls walking out of their yoga class

there's a cospiracy against milan, we were trying to buy frauds and washed players and they don't wanna even give us that. How tf is that possible

>>149398407
Name any of those frauds.

John Elkann is against the idea of selling any of Juventus’ big players this summer. Bremer, Thuram, Locatelli, Gatti, Cambiaso and Yildiz are all untouchable.

If he had high latency he'd be called Bruno Lagge

>>149398564
Okay but who are these big players, I want names

Where's Twinkazzo when you need him

>>149398089
>travel into America
>they have to scan through my 300 GB schizo memes folder
How does their algorithm work do they calculate the amount of anti biden memes vs the amount of anti trump memes or does the former not factor in?

mark grimtoli rutte

Alvaro Vit-ACK

Alvaro Vit-ACK!

>>149398950
>>149398952
GODO

>>149398950
>>149398952
you are crazy

Alisha Lehmann is a fucking marketing genius
She's absolute shit at soccer and ugly as well, but boomerazzi, especially shitalian boomerazzk think she's a stragnocca because of their shit taste (they like HEAVY make up and overall bimbominio style) and she somehow built herself an image of being attractive and apparently so good at soccer that's she's the most famous female player. She only boosted her status by joining rubentus (a fanbase composed entirely of literal poorfags). Basically she's the female paulo pyppala, who btw carefully chose the career path of poolermo -> rubentus -> bvrini + argentina (very poorfaggy NT)

>>149398950
>>149398952
>vitali
>dies
??????

>>149399029
kek

John Text-ACK!
Ly-ACK!

https://x.com/ceciliasala/status/1937430093330055664
HOLY BASED

>>149399193
I ASSURE you those 2 poorfags she doxxed are Juba fans.

More like Byon

>gennarino o' mossad
never before i felt a hatred so deep

Mo Sad

>no one wants Gyokeres
Clubs aren't dumb kek, he already said that he wants to leave so everyone is waiting for the price to go down

Holy fucking shit The Palace is trying to stop that bvll of Fonseca any way the can

>prediction!
some serie ass team is gonna sign duje caleta car

Amazing to think that last month I was probably within a half mile of Duccio. We might have to even crossed paths, can you believe that?

>>149399428
kek

lyon dood
wat nu?

>Report – Fulham Join Race For Inter Milan Flop As Nerazzurri Ready To Lodge Bid For Man Utd Outcast

hojlund in!

>New statements from financial auditor Gian Gaetano Bellavia who puts Inter's proposed purchase of the San Siro under the magnifying glass. "Inter's balance sheet has improved slightly since the Cayman funds came in, they only have debts of €734 million now (laughs, ed). To make an investment of this magnitude, a company like this first pays off the debts and then buys something, no?"

>"In Inter, two thirds of its shares belong to a Chinese who is no longer there, who no longer has any money, who gave things in pledge to a Luxembourg company that gave it to another Luxembourg company. The remaining third part of shares is owned by a company under Italian law, but owned by a company in the Caymans. So in the end Inter is from the Caymans. A nice place to take a swim surely, but who is behind this company it is not known"

>"The acquisition of the San Siro stadium would probably be a portage operation, that is, Inter are lending themselves to resell to someone else who is not known. I say that on the basis of these accounts, the operation cannot stand"

>Cayman funds
Did they use an offshore tax-haven island?

>>149399087
>Lyon pratically relegated
Alright which players would you guys like to have on your teams?

>relegated because debts

I dont understand are you allowed to have debts or not?

>>149400616
mark rutte ordered us to sign tessmann and give him 25% of our yearly budget

Mark Rutte has choccy sprinkles on his bread for breakfast. This level of basedness excuses all his faults.

Mark Rutto

>>149400616
It is allowed if the owner is a fugitive Chinese, or the funds involved are from the Cayman Islands, or the club's balance sheet factors in emotions as well as revenues/losses

Tfw no Sara Vaeva gf

Was about to have sex with my girlfriend Giulia but she said her gnagna dried out after seeing Igor Tudor on tv giving a post-match interview. Gee, thanks Igor!

>friend visits me and brings mdma to snort alongside some beers
>my pupils are now 100% and I won't be able to sleep for the next hours
3 am CWC it is

>>149401152
i dont think hagelslag can justify picrel fra

>Guardauomo still available and the club wants Gooncho
At this point I need to stop checking mercato rumors for my own sanity

La Juventus a convenu des conditions personnelles avec Neil El Aynaoui, et prépare une première offre pour le milieu du RC Lens.

Le club turinois suit le joueur depuis plus d’un an.

Aston Villa et 2 autres clubs de PL sont aussi intéressés.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0NSeysrDYw

>>149402301
we can pretend its the sneedcho from dortmund who had gud games at times fra
we MUST bring back the delusions

If he had composed the song in 2025 instead of 2005, it'd have been called Lovense Generation

>>149402661
Genuinely don't understand this trend of trying to bring in players with the worst mentality ever, there aren't even any leaders in the team to put them back into the right path. At this point might as well buy cheaper guys who will do less harm in the dressing room.

Gn sirs. Reminder to JOIN the FemaleFanta

https://gaming.uefa.com/en/weurofantasy/leagues/LTRcw3/002F007300650072006900650061002F0020004500750072006F00460065006D006D0069006E0069006C0065/S77

Do the brightest minds of /serie/ use horizontal or vertical tabs on their browser?

I honestly wouldn't mind Sancho in a 3-4-2-1 if it wasn't for his wage

>>149402969
The worst is that he refuses to bring it down, could've stayed at Chelshit but he wanted like 300k/week or something, dude just ain't it

sneedcho will fix the vlach
gonzalez too why not

>>149402812
I hate navel piercings so much it's unreal

>>149402789
He wouldn’t cancer in the way that other ex-Utd do; he’s just the type to sulk to himself but he’s also just lost all ambition. He was a baller at Dortmund and I would have taken him last year but that player is long gone like Dele Alli or Vlahovic.

>>149403242
Just those shitty metal bars or all ones? Then I agree, the more elaborate like picrel are fun tbqh.

Seeing flashes of it when she lifts her arms and her top rides up really activates the almonds. But maybe working in an archive in my 1st year of uni with a girl who had it colours my stance. Lot’s of reaching for things if you catch my drift.

>Kessie to Roma
This will be the son of a whore’s manhattan project

Fun fact: Paolo Kessisoglu and Franck Kessié were born in the same year

Why does Sneedcho keep getting mentioned, I hope he's not linked to any of the Italian clubs

>>149403380
nose, lips, navel, whatever it is it leaves a hole, the female body was meant to have one more hole not half a dozen.

>>149402412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBW8Vnp8BzU

>>149403520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgi1txjrKZk

Poorfags switched around and now have reached the consensus that como is actually le good. Since poorfags are always wrong, I'm going to say that como is either going to get relegated or fight for relegation to the last point until the end of the season and end up like 17th. Mainly because of fabregass who's CLEARLY a thiagottesque tactical cvck

>>149403568
*fight to avoid relegation

Speaking of moons...

>>149403669
>that picture frame on the right
Either he’s a very lucky man, a top gooner or blessed with a daughter

nigga I'm hot like Phoenix, Arizona

New mercato rumors just dropped on the Social Strand Service group chat

I'm still in Mehico, bros

>>149404310
is that a town in croatia?

>>149404331
sure

>>149404353
have fun then brother HH

>>149404428
NHH

>>149404446

>>149405106
I wonder how many anons went to turkey for the hair transplant

>>149368020 (OP)
since when did udinese have apu on their sleeve?

>>149407372
Since the start of the 2024/25 season
Not sure if Udinese will be keeping them as a sponsor next season as well given that it's a memecoin and the club ownership just changed

>Chivu: "Inter, we have to chew some shit and my champions know it"

why did he have to make this video?

>From France: Genoa, Vieira appreciates Virginius a lot
>Virginius

some french anon did it!

>a tranny furry Reddit community (no I am not kidding that's what it was) bullied a weird girl who ran a sanctuary for rescued foxes to death
lol

leddit should be closed by the competent authorities, a literal cesspool of passive aggressive (((ironic))) sexual deviants

>>149410154
this and close 4chan as well, let the nonces leave their basements

Redditors are richbvlls doe

>>149410230
true

>facebook in 2025

speakers died.

its ogre..

>he has played 117 games in all competitions, scoring 15 goals.

what a goal machine bonny is

no PC can unironically compete with the computational power of a PS5, find me a single Pissi game that looks better than DS2.

>alvaro vitali
Clearly a poorfag cinematic idolozzo but one of the most bearable ones

>chelsea wont save us from negruani
fugg

>leoni t. agrestovich
lions-cats defence

>>149410754
I like Leoni but he may be a bit too young to start (and that is if he's actually bought).

>>149405199
I should at some point

>>149410108
Post her nudes

>>149410669
Jazz jackrabbit

>>149410704
who do you think is the least bearable one?

>>149410825
i dont know enough about the guy but he cant be worse than floyd and kalunegru

>>149410825
Kelly is old enough to be a starter, I think he deserves to stay

She’s graduating today lads (yes that one)

>>149410984
Nice! I hope she gets to have many friends in primary school

>serious sources linking Zionolo to PSV as a Lang replacement
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

Nabuletani are getting so uppity recently, if only Jj wasn't dogshit man I miss the good old days of humiliating them every season

>>149411012
isn't noa lang just the zaniolo of the low countries?

>>149411074
Partly, big difference being that one of the few thing you can commend Lang for is how supportive he is of youth players and children. Always paying special attention for the (mentally) handicapped at games and training etc.

No turning up to changing rooms to drunkenly punch them or anything of the sort.

>ynr the "poker without Zaniolo" chat group

>>149411102
>Always paying special attention for the (mentally) handicapped at games

nice to know that he had a good relationship with the Dutch fans :^)

>>149411171
Gottem

>>149411074
Zaniolo is much more dogshit doe

My dad just told me that David signed for Jj because he saw it on a shitty mercato YouTube vid by one of those Nicolino-tier guys, how do I tell him

Guys I can't travel to France, they stopped me at the french border, checked my phone and found my Comolli meme folder
I can't believe I can't go to France anymore

>Youssoufa Moukoko to Copenaghen
lmao I remember when this guy was getting hyped for scoring 34823098502 goals in bumfuck youth matches

>>149411478
Damn, that reminds me of someone. Who could it possible bald… I mean be…

Celebrate the 15th anniversary of PlayStation Plus with your monthly games for July:
- Diablo IV
- The King of Fighters XV
- Jusant

Plus new game trials, exclusive offers, special discounts, and more: play.st/4nfIuqe

>>149411644
P.S. the current state of Diablo IV is even more grim that Grimolli’s excel sheets

>Tare wants Xhaka and Ardon Jashari
hmmm

>>149411664
I dropped it after finishing the expansion storyline. Is it really that bad?

>muslim socialist wins the dems primaries for NYC
>da joos already want to flee from the city
wtf bring Craxi back NOW
This is related to /seriea/ because just like Maurizio, Craxi was a Turdino lifelong

>>149411644
isn't it a little early for the announcement

>>149411812
Last Wednesday of the month, same day as every month

>>149411793
Rehashed seasonal mechanics, the season pass was already grim enough but now you get season “reliquary’s” that somehow deliver even less for more. And the same old stale buildcrafting where you just chase your own tail. They have 10 years of PoE to steal from and this is the best stuff they can come up with lole

>>149411834
kek fucking Blizzard is going to get decimated once PoE2 officially launches

>Regista
>Incontrista
>Trequartista
>Fantasista

>>149411893
centro-gamista

>>149411834
it's usually at 5 pm or so

>>149411948
If I have to believe my memory then I’d say it’s always in the middle of the afternoon, but I’ll take your word for it my dude

>>149411966
don't take my word for it, let's fight about it

you some kind of pussy or what

So is the Croatian flag just the Dutch flag with a red pineapple logo in the middle?

hmm

>>149411893
>Batista

>>149412032
Welp, gotta hope for another PSG - Inter final then!
There's hi5t0ry to be written

la riparazione

Slide into Update 1.60 like a WRC legend with the ‘92 Lancia Delta HF, cruise the quirky ‘87 Citroën BX, and flex the ‘21 Peugeot SUV. 3 new events, an Extra Menu, fresh Scotland Scapes, and Sophy AI hits Alsace. Free Euro vibes, starting 11pm PT June 25/ 3pm June 26 JST.

>>149412093
Lancia’s in beautiful Caledonia :)

>>149412093
I respect more people who are excited for the Peugeot SUV than the braindead faggots creaming their pants over the Lancia Delta

let me know when they put the Zastava 101 into the game

miss me with that French shit

>>149412032
Inter needs to eat shit (to quote Chivu)

>River is part of the story of South American football; we look up to them.”

this one i didnt like. hope its just 4d chess and not cucktalk

>Surprise move by Milan with a tempting attempt for Cambiaso who seems to be inclined to join his former coach Allegri
>In case of a Cambiaso transfer Juventus is willing to sign Carlos Augusto from Inter, the club is willing to spend up to 35m for the brazilian fullback

5 - 0 (tituli)

>>149412316
at this point i prefer cambiaso over the other candidates..still, how much will juve ask? Do they want to invest all the 30m gotten from theo?

>>149412394
20-25m

>>149411893
football vocabulary is beautiful me thinks

>>149412394
>still, how much will juve ask?
Some sources say he's not considered like a player on the market by the club, but the club wanted like 80 millies in the winter and had apparently turned down 40 millies from City like a year ago

>>149412427

but why would inter wanna lose augusto? I think this domino is some straight up bullshit

>>149412427
>>149412404

>>149412445
I always assume that whatever journos write is at least half bullshit, and usually when it's a domino effect then it just straight up won't happen

>bokita choked
>monterrey still can qualify
>riber looking to come first to dab on bokita
>printer coprophagia arc just starting
It's all set up for an epic printer choke

>Inter Milan Turn Down Atletico Madrid Offer for Carlos Augusto

intrasting.

hojlund on the transfer list. intrasting too

>>149412697
Opinions on Cambiaso and Ricci to Milan for a total of 40m?

ducciolandia-bound

back from my jollidays
>1000's of names, all look shit
>no shitters released
>still 6 days till the mercato opens and where no purchases will be made
should've just extended my stay till then

damn I love Trump and NATO now my country's going to buy even more American-made helicopters, artillery systems and other such products for war

this is so fucking based!

The day begins in beautiful Detroit. Shaniqua and Tyrone are beautiful and spectacular people. Our Walmart pickpocketing was great! Now it's off to the very important Exor meetings. The Jj will be very well represented!

2nite I mangio la merda gold and then I look at myself in the mirror against that corazzata of the Club Patético River Plate (poorfags love frasi fatte like that btw)

>>149412820
They're the best in class compared to russian shit and the chinese alternative

>Inter offered 40 million for Rovella, Lotito wants 50

>50 billion for Rovella
25 for Ricci seems like a steal

It's an abstract kind of sgorbio

>>149412922
I'd take 30 and pio Xpozzitto

>>149412746
gud buys. didnt cambiaso do well under allegrus

>>149412121
I think there's 0 people interested in a lifted 208 other than your mom looking to buy a car for groceries.
The Delta has turned into the Persona 5 of cars "yeah ive always been a super fan of this car! it needs to be in every videogame!", dammit Kaz where is my Fiat Coupe? My Alfa 155 Q4?

>>149412902
what do we need more of this shit for? we already mog S*rbia and we've already signed a military alliance with Albania recently that got the Serboi all butthurt

>>149412922
hakan out it seems.

still dont rate rovellino

Valente and the Seven Negrus are up, perfidious Albion won’t know what hit them.

>>149412956
I wonder why isn't Inter interested, sell Dimarco for 80 and buy Cambiaso for 20 and you have an upgrade

>>149412999
Who in his right mind would buy Dimarco let alone for 70 lol

And mo since when is cambiaso considered good

>>149412999
You can get 20 for Dimarco if you’re lucky

>>149413036
I dont see City knocking Inter's door looking for Dimarco like they did Cambiaso. He's a one trick pony, he either nails a long range cross or pass or he gets exposed as the only Italian fullback in Europe that cant defend. If he was black everyone would be talking about him like they did Alexander-Arnold.

If you unironically think cumbiaso is worth more than dimarco you're actually fucking retarded and don't couldn't chew soccer even if you had steel teeth

ricci for 25m is so cheap. inter should have tried to swoop in. what is cairo doing

the days of selling Dimarco are over

>>149413090
Ricci is a glorified Locatelli, he has better hair and a bombshell as a girlfriend unlike the greasy hair man but that's it

Cloacatelli's left leg isn't worth Hedgehog's pinky

>>149413115
idk hes young still and has never played with big talents around him. i dont really judge him by nazionale performance, even rovella shat the bed there with sballetti at the helm. even fraudiola wanted him at one point

>>149413164
fraudiola wanted cumbiaso too, that should tell you something

Ricci is a fucking pippone, doesn't score, doesn't assist, can't defend, only played in squadlette, basically has 0 strong points. If allegri manages to turn him into a decent player it's a miracolozzo with the ribbons

>>149413088
yeah dima has done more even though he cant defend. cambiaso is not very gud defender either.

>>149413182
Dimarco is elite and a wrong final won't change him being a top5 left backs of the past 10 years

>speaks like a mongoloid
>has mongoloid takes
checks out

Post Ricci’s and Locatelli’s gf’s

scouted rovella on the youtubes. similar playmaker to asllani.

do not get gaslit, do not engage

just walk away

>>149413200
he defended poorly like 4 goals on the way to the final. bot against barca and bayern.

>>149413220
Okay and what does that add to my argument?

stop

>>149413202

>>149413225
its on more than one game. going forward he is really good. very tehnical.

but bad defending and softmind is not gud enough.

>>149413253
and this is locatelli's

He really is the poster with the lowest IQ

>>149413253

>>149413253
holy moly

>>149413253
Unironically wouldn't

i still like dimarco but if he cant improve his defending and stamina then augusto should start to take over

>>149413271
just kidding this is Locatelli's, she's from the royal Israel family

>>149413253
>ultra fake tits
>fake lips and fake nose
meh

>>149413253
rovella's sister mogs her

>royal Israel family
?????

>>149413253
Italian woman moment, I would though

always rated burnley

why is lee burning

where's Fallout 3 and New Vegas for PS5, nigga

gimme that shit, son

>>149413382
No, Luis Enrique's daughter mogs her

LEE?!?!??

>>149413467
Why do you want shit games on an elite console
leave pc turds that crap

Roma legend Ashley Cole is assistant coach at Englel’s u21

Nintendo = richbvlls
Playstation = poorfags
Xbox = either rich ameribvlls or hipster poorfags
PC = poorfags that pretend to be richbvlls

Wrong.

>poorfagposting is almost 3 years old
>the poorfagposters have been non-stop schizposting for almost 3 years
jesus christ

>posters

>>149413664
there's at least two, the original and a copycat (the more active one)