Thread 149373384

Rat King Edition
/hoc/vious: >>149361704

>>149373384 (OP)
long live the king!

dreading monday and the heatwave lads

bud + 1 = trb

behead those who worship gary

>>149373435
an intern will arrive in 30 minutes

bros, i'm scared that bedard is going to hit the wall soon

>>149372494
yea and if the panthers started the season with their roster they ended it with
i'm sure it be pure all picks for florida buds
what an owned by the hoc casual viewer

>>149373425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5i6fHlvtL0

>>149373490
creatine and stress are going to make him crash into the wall by 25

>>149373425
it's a chilly evening where i'm at on the west coast (18 C or 64.4 F)

>>149373384 (OP)
how many fans showed up to the parade?

>>149373520
yes, the panthers made big splashes at the deadline with help from ltir abuse

my rat

>>149373547
god dammit! his career will probably be over too

>>149373598
best hockey personality of the 2024-2025 season?

>>149373435
This but the opposite

>>149373717
re-head those who hate gary?

Its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp6oGiR_JnU

>>149373682
Based Gary using Canadians to cuck Canada from ever winning a cup again

the nhl needs a team with a pig-related logo and name

>>149373746
Yes

gary rules us with an iron fist and i hate it

>>149373804
it's quite diabolical really

>He's going to sign a mid-length extension in Edmonton
Soulless

>>149373885
I bet he goes for a 3 year contract, sending a clear message to management that he is gone if they are cupless after those 3 years. which they will be because there is no cap room left after he takes league max, bouchard is resigned to 12m or something, and all of the other contracts that are bad and weighing them down aren't going anywhere.

>I would like to take this time to apologize...
>TO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NO ONE
based SAM

McDavid should be growing the game in Albuquerque

Might put on that 8 part documentary on Emma Watson's reproductive prime

Good evening I'm John Shorthouse coming to you from the ancestral lands of John Longhouse

cooked

>>149374109
Soon

>>149373844
They could gather all the greedy pigs on their roster too like Marner and Tavares.

>>149374109
>9m for miNurse

One more run

>>149374109
no money for anyone

Ladies and gentlemen, your first overall pick of the 2025 NHL entry draft.

>>149373574
over 200000 according to twitter

>>149374254
he just don't got dat aura tho

>>149374254
this guy looked like garbage during the ohl playoffs

>>149374254
But Matthew Schaefer has a beautiful and generous soul

>>149373598
absolute chad

>>149373384 (OP)
EVERY RAT GETS HIS DAY

>>149373527
I'm going to melt :(

I would like to thank Gary for growing the game and showing the world Florida is the true home of championship hockey.

>>149374511
what if a shark ate him and the stan lee

>>149374531
They'd need to make a replacement cup

S T A M P E D E R S
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>>149374531
If a shark ate the cup then you would be required to acknowledge the Sharks as a cup winning team.

>>149374590
JEN

>>149374443
Its great im just chilling outside with a glass of ice water

>>149374590
sharks choke on the cup

>>149374254
Giordano says Schaefer is on the same level as Makar and Quinn Hughes

>>149373384 (OP)
Did they sweep all of the homeless people off the street before the parade? Or did they pick a route which didn't have any

>>149374675
Its not california buddy

>>149374531
How many calories are in silver and nickel?

>>149374657
Yeah I think it would really struggle with that thing

Huomenta but the opposite

>>149374695
or edmonton

>>149374662
Misa just had a better season statistically at 17 than McDavid did.

>>149374750
It's only 7pm grandpa

>no SCF sticky
>apehoop gets one

Sucks being an irrelevant league.

On that note, apehoop is thoroughly uninteresting to watch.

>>149374254
Meesa in some bombad trouble!

>>149374924
their sticky is 50% porn and anime posting anyway

>>149374924
I checked the score at halftime and the little google thing that shows tw*tter posts was all positive, talking about how this is the best finals series of all time and now half of it is "fucking refbabbies, this series sucks ass everyone knew OKC would win".
Reminds me of the Oilers fans here.

>>149375058
well the SCF was actually great until game 4

>>149374590
Works for me!

>>149373574
>>149374297
Local police are saying at least 400,000

Attendance for the last Leafs Stanley Cup parade? 20,000. True story.

>>149375170
kwab

what the fuck is this shit, the google play by play thing has little basketball animations when someone scores
why the fuck don't we get any of this fancy shit, fuck you

>>149375283
Why are you so angry all the time

>>149374924
gamethreads are for redditors

>>149375058
Finals were great when they were calling penulties
It was terrible when it was a goonfest

>>149375324
Last year we had a SCF sticky for

>>149375333
>my team are refbabbies
you're a fag lmao

>>149375333
>It was great when they were calling 80 minutes of penalties in the first period

>>149375333
soilers fans everyone

>>149375354
and i didn't post in it

Reminder: Canada's great victory received a sticky.

>>149375464
>that attendance
no milly?

in addition to be allowed to throw punches while fighting, players should also be allowed to drop some 'bows

>>149375464
mickey mouse gary tournament
only world cup of hockeys and olympics matter

>>149375485
the final was in boston and all of the fat people left early

>>149375562
fair Boston is a fat and gay place

>>149375572
if they are all fat does that mean the food is good?

>>149375590
nah just lazy and can't pronounce vowels correctly

Marchand's lil daughter looks just like him. kek (poor girl)

>>149375609
well that is just no good then

>>149375701
I like to imagine my piss stream goes into the river system and gets into the sunbelt water supply

>>149375464
Good thing USA redeemed IIHF Gold.

>>149375791
stop posting

>>149375791
they won a bunch of international tourneys didn't they? both men and womens junior and senior. twas a good year for usa hockey

next gary tournament should be: canus vs swinland 5 game series

I just got home why is it cold outside in late june

>>149375935
>not including /hoc/ powerhouse Denmark.

>>149375986
some places have a heatwave rn. cool here tho

>>149375986
the weather reflects gary's emotional state - he's sad that hockey is done for the summer

>>149375370
>shitty hockey is good to watch
American post

Yes, hello, /hoc/. I am new to this sport and probably underage but will post shit takes the entire summer.

>>149376221
>re-used bud gimmick from 2019
be better

garys gathered in their masses
just like trb at black masses

OH LORD YEAH

>>149375485
More people in Bawston watching Canada's prize ceremony than people in Miami watching Luongo getting his number retired.

Fuck Gary

we love Gary here newfag stop trying to fit in

THANKS GARY

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GARY
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gonna watch a bootleg copy of 28 years later

for me it's beard gary. he seems more trustworthy

This is why I'm getting up for work tomorrlw

Some of those that bombed Boston
Are the same that breed cousins

Nice tits Gary, growing the game!

Wonder if there's a secret portal between one of the Boston Pizzas in Regina and one of the Pizzeria Reginas in Boston

>>149376511
boston pizza is fine but it's insanely overpriced. nearly $5 for a fucking dip for my $30 pizza is ridiculous. it's over.

>>149376507
stop posting

>>149376193
your team is shit and run by retards

we should codify the rules of /hoc/
rule 1:

>>149376755
does she know takagi

>>149376553
That's insane prices. The most I've paid for a pizza was $16 and that was for a pic related. A baked in hamburger in a calzone.

>>149375935
bring back the victoria cup
florida panthers vs zsc lions :3

>>149376799
F L A M E S
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jen

Lmao Oilers booked a sushi restraunt in Florida thinking they were going to win. Florida booked it and are eating the exact order Connor would have been eating if he won

>>149376995
lel

>>149376995
If I wasn't a bandwagonning faggot beforehand, the amount of shitposting the panthers as a team have done has made me one now.

>xhe rb still talking to xim/xerself
grimmy

T H E
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>everyone who capitalises his posts and uses periods is tbg
meds

1 2
mitch is coming for you
3 4
trb locked xis door

>>149377090
what's the opposite of the flames/takagi combo? (team/male character)

>>149377144
Bruins/Flaskman

>>149377144
panthers/felix argyle

>>149377144
frost/frieza

Time to sign a morning marner

The (((Oilers))) have less fans than my Kitties.

McBust
McOverrated

>>149376995
Plan the McSushi

>>149377896
Who the fuck is Haula?

>>149377933
used to play for my knighties kwab

i am pleased to report that the laffs are laffing it up again

>>149377933
I'm familiar with his work for mainly the Wild and the Devils

This was McFrauds last chance at the cup. He is never going to the finals again

>>149377962
why would you subject yourself to those shit teams run by retards

>>149377977
he's a minnesotan viking

hockey should be in the summer olympics instead so we have stuff to watch in the offseason every 4 years

shannon put up a mania 13 review

if 3 v 3 hokkei is going to be an olympic sport, where are the 3 v 3 hokkei leagues?

the regular season should only be ~60 games

>>149378025
>>149378027
>>149378038
You are a fag.

>>149378083
1993

>>149378083
just like trb

>>149377977
The Wild has been my long-term girlfriend team since 1999.

>>149378098
>doesn't dispute the gay allegation
KWAB

>>149378038
If the players are ready to have their salaries cut by 26.83%, sure.

>>149378027
lmao flag football is going to be in the Olympics. who the fuck plays flag football. there arent no leagues

>>149378162
We have one in Regina

>>149378174
You live in Vagina lmao

>>149378162
I did with some coworkers in 2010

>>149378211
No, that would be called Unbirthing.

from 1926 to 1945 the nhl had 2 kinds of penalty shots. a minor penalty shot and a major penalty shot. when the goalie committed a minor penalty, the other team would be given a minor penalty shot. the puck was placed 25 feet away from the net, roughly between the end zone faceoff hash marks, aligned with the faceoff dots, and the player just had to shoot the puck from the spot, he wasnt allowed to skate onto it or skate with it. the major penalty shot was the version of the penalty shot similar to the one we have nowadays, and was only given when a player was tripped on a clear scoring opportunity.

>>149378232
didn't ask desu

>>149378211
it should become a sister city with Benis, Iran

>>149378241
i know what to do if i ever get elected city councillot

>>149378252
:DDD

>>149378252
councillor*

>>149378252
>>149378257
*counselor

>>149378232
the nhl needs more zany rules like this to keep the game fresh and grow the game

>>149378238
also until 1950 if the goalie took major penalty, the other team would be given a major penalty shot. even if the player scored on the penalty shot, the goalie would still be assessed a major penalty.

what to cook today

shanaplan status?

https://benis.ir/

Websites still have music there. Iran really is paradise

>>149378290
grilled cheese with ham

>>149378290
ask chatgpt.

>>149378304
screamer

>be Shawn Horcoff
>born and raised in British Columbia
>play almost your entire career in Canada, including the season your son is born
>still manages to get your son to be born in USA because he was born during the all-star break
>your son is now playing hockey for USA
How Canadians accept this is truly baffling.

If I ever saw Kjell Samuelsson or his fucking Buffalo Sabres playing son in Sweden I would bash their traitorous heads in with a steel pipe.

finished saints row 3. Kanye west song blasting over the credits kek. there was so much wrestling in this game it was based. think i might play it again and platinum it. Shouldnt take long.

>>149378366
no you wouldn't dipshit

>>149378366
Sounds pretty based to me.

>>149378377
Yes. I would.

>>149378366
>he was born during the all-star break
his son was already 1 year old when he was playing in the all star game, retard.

>>149378401
You wouldn't do shit pussey

I could heem most of you

Had a late night visit from the marner fairy

>>149378454
just gambled on a risky fart. that fairy might be visiting me soon too

i dont give a fuck about your marners or your cooleys

>>149378410
He wasn't playing in the all-star game of 2007. He was in Michigan, where his wife's from, between playing the Flames in Edmonton January 20th and playing the Blue Jackets in Edmonton January 31th.

He knowingly flew his pregnant wife to the US just to get his son a green card.

>>149378536
his wife is american his son would have been an american citizen regardless of where he was born.

>>149378562
I don't care.

>>149378506
>least intelligent fanbases
>based on gambling results
ehmmm

>>149378366
>shawn horcoff

>>149378506
swap sabres and laffs then swap laffs with rags desu

>>149378647
gambling is an idiot tax.

>>149378506
two of those teams aren't like the others

>>149378681
Devils and Ducks?

>>149378779
mopr

>>149378795
can somebody from planet retard tell me what this means

>>149378804
you tell me

bud1
mitch1

https://youtu.be/k4eCF-xc_04
>comments disabled
lmao what a fag

that link gave my computer a virus

>>149373384 (OP)
TWO TIME BACK TO BACK

>>149373384 (OP)
GREAT KING RAT WAS A DIRTY OLD MAN
AND A DIRTY OLD MAN WAS HE
NO WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?

>>149378822
mopr means you tell me? thanks for the translation, retard.

>>149379086
we don't sign our posts here

Business idea: Give players that push opponents/teammates into his own goalie a goaltender interference penalty

>>149379150
islanders don't need him

>>149379167
What money are the islanders spending on Marner?

golden knights will sign him for two years or whatever until the cap goes up probably

>>149379181
It’s Vegas or Carolina, short term deal, max money.

>>149379193
agreed

remember to keep these links in your off season bookmarks so you can checke for trades and signings every day

https://www.tsn.ca/tradecentre/trade-tracker
https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/free-agency

then again i could see mcrimmon and mcphee telling him to fuck off if he doesn't want to sign long term. i guess we'll see in a week

randytards still delusional

McKenzie’s rankings come out tomorrow. Where will Hagens land on his list?

>>149379211
like 11 probably

Why would Marner sign with Carolina after he refused to go there a few months ago

>>149379213
He’d be insane to rank a guy like Eklund or Smith or even Mtrka above Hagens. I get his fall but the skills there. Maybe this is a Caufield situation.

>>149379217
shit always finds the sea

>>149379217
Money and a better chance to present a pitch. Then again, Marner is pretty much being greedy in this entire debacle. It’s Vegas or bust

he's going to chicago to play with his buddy bertuzzi

wheres jen

gimmick has never once drawn a dime

i don't know any of the 2025 prospects
there is no bedard or michkov or gavin mckenna this year

>>149379203
based bro

>>149379340
jen

>>149379308
Yep thats a chambers gimmick for ya

>>149373844
closest you're gonna get

>>149379401
pretty good pig

>>149379401
True

>>149379347
wym, schaefer is the next derek forbort

>>149379240
???? - Eichel - Marner
who fills in the blank?

>>149379486
me

>>149379486
>>149379503
him

>>149379486
>>149379503
>>149379522
this

I am once again reminding everybody that this is the official animal of the NHL.

/span/ posters will always be the best posters

>>149379716
i hate mallards more than life itself

>>149379716
Hell yes.

>>149379973
tdd. total duck death.

>>149379642
wtf is that its so cute
its like a giant squirrel

>>149379996
it's a slug

Oh take me where the hockey players face off down the rink
And the Stanley Cup is all filled up for the champs who win the drink
Now the final flick of a hockey stick and the one gigantic scream
"The puck is in! The Panthers win!"
The good ol hockey game
Ohhh the good ol hockey game
Is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name
Is the good ol hockey game
Ohhh the good ol hockey game
Is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name
Is the good ol hockey game
Ohhh the good ol hockey game
Is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name
Is the good ollll hockeeeeyyy gameee

>>149380082
for this? i need the techno remix

>>149379996
That's a domesticated canadian. You should see them in the wild.

https://youtu.be/eoWtsVXPExs
islanders

is it bad if i pee ketchup

>>149380241
only if you poop relish and mustard

>>149380273
if i did that i would open a hotdog stand
i'd pee and poop on the wiener for the full meal deal

>>149380288
ah yes beautiful ft lauderdale, beloved home of the panthers

poopensharten

>>149380345
Also, Home of the Stanley Cup.

>>149380363
and of the freeeeeeeeeeeee, and also the gnome of
the braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

in 2030 will there be any players born in the 80s left in the game?
ovi would be 45 then

I need some ppc

>>149380484
Will Crosby still be playing?

>>149380484
in 2030 nobody from the 80s, 90s, 00s, 10, or 20s will be alive.

>>149380288
I was there :)

>>149380532
doubtful
he will retire in 2027 with the 2026 olys defining his legacy

>>149380288
>>149380552
Where are all the jeets?

>>149380563
here

chatgpt says jesse puljujarvi is pure golden retriever energy, all vibes, no brain cells

>>149380580
Shouodnt every name be underscored with (occupied land)?

chatgpt says i didn't ask

>>149380641
*conquered land

>>149380559
>define
do you mean conclude? he's already accomplished everything. Even if he scored another OT winner he's already accomplished that. What could he do that he hasn't done already that could possibly move his legacy for better or worse? He could pull down his pants and take a marner at center ice and it wouldn't sway his legacy either way

>>149380672
>What could he do that he hasn't done already that could possibly move his legacy for better or worse?
he could lose to the usa when it matters

>>149376755
Please don't shit post with Vanilla

>>149380672
Turgeon chose not to fight once and that defined his legacy

Crosby is almost 38 years old. If he was going lose or be a bitch that would have happened through his 20s. If he does some stupid shit now (unlikely) he's not doing it in his prime, it's not going to define his career. Winning more is also just padding his legacy, not defining it

>>149380731
And that's why he should be traded to MY Leafsies

>>149380672
>>149380731
tl:dr
crosby is great

>Gibson to soilers
>they also chain themselves to Boushart
It's ogre.

>>149380858
>american goaltending

>>149380758
you mean my and Sids habbies :)

im almost 36
should be good for milan, tho

>>149380763
>>149380731
so glad he got it done 'early'
no one can ever question his greatness and he can just chill for the rest of his career

Thinking I'll just say my Internet isn't working and then not work today lads

the chairs at tim hortons are bad for my circulation
my dick fell asleep and it makes walking hurt a bit >_<

>>149380288
More fans than the Oilers.

>>149381019
That's what you get for patronizing Jeet Hortons

>>149381029
ez when you hold your parade in a bigger city lmao

>>149380858
McDoofus will be moved at the trade deadline.

>>149381034
there's no robins in my neighbourhood

>>149381044
Your team is shit and run by retards.

>parade
No need for soilers to concern themselves with this. Ever.

>>149380559
I wonder if he’ll join the aves to make one final playoff run

>>149381062
>tfw you never went to any of the robins near you as a kid and now they're all closed

>>149381071
those are my calgary flames

Today I saw a guy open his door in traffic to throw up

Never thought I'd say this, but I really wish I was Albertan rn

>>149381143
make an appointment with your doctor asap, anon
we still love you

oilers fans already pretending the ducks are desperate to move gibson again

very sad

Bruins new logo just dropped.

>>149381212
Neat

>>149381200
which ones are those?

There were 400k fans at the Florida Panthers Parade say sorry to Gary Bettman right now.

>>149381166
I'm sick of this heat bro, it may be the heat stroke, but I could do with the cold

>>149381212
i think its cool that they're going back to the 80s look
still hope they go 0-82
go habs go

>>149381267
But how many own jerseys? How many have attended games? How many watch hockey?

>>149381351
Based on the sea of Panthers jerseys I’d say the majority

but how many of them own skates

in last years draft no team congratulated my panthers for winning da cup. will they this year?

r/hockey's ongoing melty at the Kitties' celebration is peak cinema

I need to sign up for skate school

Marner on Vegas seems like a terrible fit all around.

>>149381431
what are they mad about?

>>149381476
They wanted the Soilers to win. One of their primary coping mechanisms was reeing about how Florida didn’t have any fans.

>>149381483
damn that looks fun
how do you say no to a contract offer from zito?
i hate gary so much

>>149381112
just like my penguins

Say "FLORIDA IS MY DADDY" or your mom will shart in her sleep tonight.

>>149381483
this isnt sunrise, home of the panthers

>>149381483
this isnt edmongolia, home of the soilers

>>149381533
Ft. Lauderdale is approximately 20 mins from sunrise so yeah it basically is

>>149381533
they're called the florida panthers, not the sunrise panthers

just like my cunty islanders

2017, now that was a good draft year.

>>149381563
you cant see the beach from sunrise
lol

>>149381585
Must be hard for fags without licenses like you

>>149381579
What ever happened to Nolan Patrick?

>>149381565
yes, they need the entire state to support that team cause sunrise cant lol

lmao

>>149381622
Maybe canacuckistan should find people to help them win a Cup.

1993

>>149381585
It’s all swamp land

>>149381648
gary sends all our best canadians to sunrise

>>149381653
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

This draft class is super shit. If you traded players for picks this year ya got fleeced

>>149381659
Those are my Red Wings

those are my teams not named the florida panthers

Those are my seething canacucks.

Where is all of this sudden Colofraudo glazing coming from? What is it based on?

>>149381664
>the least Canadian team won
Uuuuh bros?

>>149381784
The WC got exposed pretty hard, so asv may look better now.

>>149381664
Just like my islanders

>>149382047
But /hoc/ told me the east was shit and the west were all juggernauts

>>149381585
>>149381622
u r a fag

>>149382108
Retard

McAutist is headed for Blots CONFIRMED.

My ac is shit and for retards so its 27 (80) in my house right now

niggers

>>149382145
did i upset your feelings with the truth?

>>149382321
Careful TRB will report you for this

>>149381483
But, but they told me the Panthers have no fans.

Ooh /hoc/ isn’t gonna like this one

>>149382355
"anonymous sources"
ok, gary

>>149382355
>retards want to be drafted by retards
Checks out

>>149382309
Sounds like hell. I’m so thankful I got mine working before this heatwave

>>149382128
Welcome to Calgary, Trevor!

>>149382128
Zegras is truly an enigma. Genuinely impossible to tell if he was just grossly mismanaged or his potential ran dry on its own.

>>149382266
Marner out
McDavid to Toronto
Leafs for the Cup 2026

>>149382432
Mcdavid for Marner straight up
Who says no

>>149382385
>I got mine working before this heatwave
>before
Based prepared anon

Listen to Elite Panthers songs!

>Original Songs
- My name is Elite https://youtu.be/Y8o4goeVM0o
- Sakurakaze https://youtu.be/X9zw0QF12Kc
- Sakura-iro High Tension! https://youtu.be/HiLnCY9qjSo
- Kagetsu no Yume https://youtu.be/8ZVrn4lHLqw
- Baby Dance https://youtu.be/ixSjzx0Q5x4
- Bokura to Kimi no Uta https://youtu.be/4BP1i9UEvo0
- Otome no Susume https://youtu.be/SsLEYvwSwiE
- Heart Online https://youtu.be/BOkV6v4ClaM
- Our Tree https://youtu.be/7_DqIBHtxzo
- Attention Please! https://youtu.be/nR52jxDC_nE
- Kyunkyun Miko Kyunkyun https://youtu.be/WIZSYTAeoF4
- Nyahello World!!! https://youtu.be/XL1hFQ5EaE8
- Sakura Day's https://youtu.be/hjELFwXCRog
- DAIDAIDAI Fantasista https://youtu.be/7wEkDdBa4QQ
- Ikenie https://youtu.be/Q2b8Zsui_0Y
- SUNAO https://youtu.be/4ZafIoQ_g7Y
- 1135 https://youtu.be/6UFDwp3EFQY
- Are you Ready? https://youtu.be/ReeoHg159uU
- Like & Hate https://youtu.be/wEpW_wdvMlY
- Re:flection https://youtu.be/W9AZc33ybIw
- Flower Rhapsody https://youtu.be/BerwUFzdj4U

>Cover Songs
- Yukitoki https://youtu.be/z4Md4zHQWJ8
- Ai Kotoba III https://youtu.be/IZWuK1ljlS0
- as x sist ~Amae Beta na Watashi Nari ni~ https://youtu.be/LaOo9OxKxPc
- allegretto ~Sora to Kimi~ https://youtu.be/YiQq1dHlKCo
- Darling Dance https://youtu.be/TXD4qJHN4ac
- Kyoufuu All Back https://youtu.be/U2jl3QIoVws
- Motto Ichigo Au Lait https://youtu.be/Wy7kZSE4LUI

>Collab Originals
- Nakama Uta (Shiraken) https://youtu.be/ESsV1gDBqYI
- Modest Wonderland (Shiraken) https://youtu.be/EJLCXoN3wvI
- Scrap & Build (Shiraken) https://youtu.be/hABJ6skZeMI
- On Your Side (Holowitches) https://youtu.be/aLrPFKO_aEU
- Happy Fever NHL (Subaru, Mio) https://youtu.be/sL2QMmSlRyU
- Sugar Rush (Suisei) https://youtu.be/gtgME6MJpk4
- Mikkorone×Showtime!! (Korone) https://youtu.be/5OtgLEKKC_Y
- Mikkorone×Let’s Do It!! (Korone) https://youtu.be/wlEZTKubQH8

>Collab Covers
- Hapichoco (Marine, Luna, Kanata, Chloe) https://youtu.be/BCt3E-FJFdA
- Animal (Suisei) https://youtu.be/9yBLZKFKXyg

>>149382128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXqaqb1OB84

>>149382432
>Leafs for the Cup
No, never.

>>149382513
thank you gary

>Hearing Trevor Zegras will be traded to Philadelphia

Reunited with Jamie Drysdale! This is a big day for the femcels, I'm happy for them

>>149382489
1993
1967

>>149382525
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

I don't think our rat is leaving

>>149382532
TRB firin up the proxy early today

>>149382545
Not a chance.

Not clicking that

Find out if Mcdavid has passed his social skills course. If he graduated from it Gary will allow him to leave

>>149382540
those are my laffs

tell ya... tell ya..... rough shape, rough shape....

>>149382545
Based

>>149381664
Looks like having a majority canadian team doesn't win you cups anymore

>>149382645
not this late into the gary era
that said it was still a canadian plurality that won

>>149382645
>canadian team doesn't win you cups
Yes

>>149382572
It's literature

https://x.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1937183903783039181?t=shr2xJKmgoGZ4nehqmmq3A&s=19

what happen him

>>149382691
damn i wish torts was still coaching lol

trevor zegras just needs some milk steak and rum ham in his diet

>>149382582
Him and drai will need to study hard to pass the final exam

>one got traded for peanuts
>the other was left unprotected for the expansion draft
Holy grim

>>149382691
Has the Gang Rape of 5 hit Philly the hardest?

>>149382691
It’s insane how much value he’s lost.

>>149382691
Is Briere aware of what kind of coach he has just hired? Tocchet is going to hate Zegras.

I wonder which retard team will take Robertson

>>149382691
reuniting with his bf will reinvigorate his game

>>149382809
A spot just opened up on the ducks

>>149382732
What about eggs?

>>149382809
Now that Marner is leaving the Robertson brothers will reunite on the >laffs

>>149382759
They wanted to put Mason McTavish and Blayre Turnbull on that cover instead but it would have scared the customers

>sending a fragile zoomer from the west coast to Philly.
Zegras won't be able to handle it.

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>>149382830
>>149382830

>>149382820
Gay sex with restore his strength

>>149382878
Just like my Crosby

>>149382892
I wonder if he watched Marchand’s games with MacKinnon

>>149382916
brad isnt from cole habour

>>149381212
they just inverted the colours lmao

>>149382931
I thought they all practiced together during the offseason

>>149382863
Retard

>>149382932
those are home and away both new

>>149382950
practiced kissing

>>149382767
you tell me

YOU PEOPLE

>>149382997
just like drysdale and zegras

>>149382839
How many times have a player who's played in a no-tax state signed with a team in a high tax situation? At best Leafs will have 1 year of Robertson.
>>149383028
Tug this nut

>>149383056
Many regular Canadians are waking up to Don's message, just a little too late unfortunately.

In a parallel universe

Why do guys like Pettersson and McDavid just suddenly become shit?

>>149381664
Well, shows that the all Canadian team cope cannot cope this year.

BUT

Marchand and Bennett were the only reasons they won this year and they're both leafs so

>>149373384 (OP)
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750431296001307.mp4

>Zoomers want to play in Dallas or Toronto

Is Gary going to make Laffs/Sturs next years finals?

>>149383270
>40 responses

lol

>>149383270
I voted for the Islanders

>>149383270
Who the fuck wants to be drafted by the sharks unless they’re friends with Macklin or Smith?

>>149383307
dont believe the poll, its all made up bullshit

>>149383270
>that one guy who wanted to go to the Islanders
What a masochist

trevor PEEbussy was just traded to SHITadelphifuck

>>149383324
>texas mentioned
so much for the tax factor

>>149383207
People are waking up. I want to believe things will improve

>>149383270
who are the voters?

>>149383322
Yeah some guy wanted to go there, the horrors of being in suburbia! Don’t see a vote for the Devils.

the league knows that americans aren't worth very much...

>>149383361
Or they know Zegras is a one trick pony still and has been coasting off that 2021-2022 season for too long

>>149383374
jlmi

Sharangovich called new york and new jersey a shithole and said Calgary was way better kek KWABNY

>>149383375
XD le islanders Stephen funny 4chong response!

>>149383378
hes not a big fan of playoff hockey

30 goal rempe

There's only space for one up and coming fresh faced young star in Californy.

>>149383394
Calling the NHL’s Chris Coghlan a “star” is a huge stretch

I want more trades

I was told that zegars was good, why did he get traded for scraps?

>>149383378
Calgary is just like Belarus

>>149383394
Zegras is like 26. Basically a veteran.

>>149383447
what
he was born march of 01

>>149383447
26 isn’t that old. I’m a little older and still waiting for my NHL debut opportunity.

>>149383426
Injuries and playing on a shit team tanked his value. He’ll be on a line with Michkov and rejuvenate his career and all 30 Duckie Doo fans will an hero

>>149383487
Zegras scoring 30 goals on a team coached by Rich Tocchet. Just call yourself a retard and leave

>>149383495
Brock Boeser did it once.

>>149383495
Flyers don’t hire Tocchet without assurances that he’ll stop being a faggot and let his players play to their strengths. Not even because Zegras was a sparkle in Danny’s eye. Solely due to Michkov being more important to the franchise than Tocchet or any other coach they could feasibly bring in.

>>149383500
Brock Boeser is completely different from Zegras. And bold of that anon to even assume that Zegras and Michkov will be on the same line

>>149383487
>AAAAHHHHHHHHH ZEGRAS WHY WON'T YOU FORECHECK?????? YOU'RE NOW ON THE THIRD LINE!!!

>>149383514
Bold of you to assume we won’t at least give that a try this season.

Wow. All this time I thought Zegras was a defenseman. I didn’t understand why everyone was so angry at him.

>>149383514
There's no chance that they will. Tocchet will surround both Michkov and Zegras with 4th line grinders who "play the right way" and get 15-20 points per season

Help my GM is retarded

>>149383510
…so you being in a guy who basically fucked over Elias Pettersson? Weird flex for the only flyer fan ever here but okay.

>>149383361

1 9 9 3

>>149383532
Spoken by an anon who has zero clue of the prospects we have. Who do you think is gonna be a grinder defensive minded wing? Bump? Barkey? Brink? Grebenkin sure. This team isn’t built for that style of play. So Tocchet better adapt.

>>149383547
>t. L B S

>>149383394
At least the sharks have fun :)

>>149383557
>we

>>149382691
Explain this in NBA terms.

>>149383540
I’ve been here nigger. Peterson eats steak from his mother’s vagina. And Tocchet doesn’t get hired by our FO without assurances. We’ll be fine.

Who is he going to pee with now?

>>149383557
I know enough to know that Owen Tippett will be on the 1st line and that you can always call up grinders from the AHL.

>>149383583
With Jamie Drysdale since he's also playing for the Flyers?

>>149383583
Him

>>149383569
Ook ook ook hoo hoo haa haa

>>149383585
We’re not calling up grinders from the Phantoms. Our grinders down there all suck. Only prospects we have worth a damn are Bump, Barkey, Jett, Bonk, and Grebenkin, of which one is a Dman, one is a grinder (Grebs) and the others are are smaller offensive minded guys. Jett maybe is a grinder at C. Idk.

>>149383571
Flyers have been ass for years. Ain’t nobody taking them seriously with the pieces of Swiss shit they call goaltenders

>>149383611
Yeah we have been in hockey hell for ten years. We’re finally starting to have a light at the end of that tunnel.
Also we have two Goalie prospects I like a lot. Yegor Zavragin and Carson Bjarnason

>>149383569
Quindarious Leap being traded for Treyquavious Washington-Brown and Mercedes Bentley-Henny-Gucci.

F L A M E S
L
A
M
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S

>>149383609
The Canucks' grinders also sucked. Didn't stop Tocchet from playing them too much and keeping skilled players down in the minors or playing on the 4th line.

>>149383623
>Yeah we have been in hockey hell for ten years.
The Flyers were one of the favourites to win the Stanley Cup before they shut down the league for Covid.

can we please bring back carter rape now. i dont even care if hes guilty

>>149383633
Don’t think there is a high likelihood guys like Hunter McDonald or Garret Wilson are with the big club over guys like Bump or Barkey. If that happens Briere will step in. There are levels to this, and our tier one wing prospects are almost all offensive minded skill players.

Next season, >my team is coming on strong, and >your team will pay the price. Cap this post.

>>149383643
Nah. That team was shit. Overperformed. Nobody realistically took that one year wonder seriously as a legit contender. Look at the whole picture of the past decade. We have been in miserable hockey hell. Trust me, I’ve suffered through it.

>>149383633
sure would is elite

SHANT be making the next thread

>>149383623
They chose Bryz over Bob was a key point of the Flyers eventual failure streaks.

We should do a Flames thread next!

>>149383654
The Oilers will sign Farter Shart when the non-guilty verdict drops

>>149383654
I mean Philly is known for bringing in convicted convicts to have second chance careers.

>>149383679
Have we finished discussing the kitties?

>>149383703
So are the Oilers. They even let a murderer be their GM.

>>149383716
Yes! It's time for the Flames!

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>>149383722

Who will be drafting Kashawn Aitcheson? he is a punishing hitter who will drop the gloves and scored 26 goals for the Colts

>>149381431
Haha, good.