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This is the thread

bud + 1 = trb

>>149399967 (OP)
that's not Lou

Flames

>>149399999
CHECKED

>>149399967 (OP)
It's 99 degree here on the island

Canadians are already being pathetic in this thread.

I turned 18 a few seconds ago yet was in the last thread btw

jlmi

Where's Price? Is he not eligible yet?

Unlike last year I really don't think you can make a case against any of those players

>>149400057
I don’t even know who any of these players are except chara and Duncan Keith

>>149400057
Women don't belong in the HoF

>>149400038
careful dude, jannies take their job very seriously on this board, I'd hate to have to see you clear your cookies and reset your router at such a young age.

>holy doodle

Sad

>>149400068
>not recognizing thornton
didn't know planet retard was visiting today

They should’ve put Johnny hockey on the hall of fame he’s a flames legend

>>149400092
then he got all choked up like it was the playoffs

Lou gave no-show no-work jobs to his son and some other Italian named Steve

>>149400116
Blue Jackets legend

>>149400038
You're too young for /hoc/, go spend some time in a more age appropriate genny like the NBA one.
This is a 30+ general.

>>149400140
yea.. two bottom 5 seasons and then he died
what a legend

Islanders are an organization filled by boomers and their nepo hire kids lol

>>149400101
mogilny! finally

>>149400116
*lost to mcdavid*
better hang a banner for him

2026 class is gonna be way easier for some previously snubbed players to get in, only Bergeron is a clear first ballot out of these

>>149400179
We have the first pick in the draft, I'm so happy

>>149400101
>jumbo

>>149399999
check'd... n' kek'd

>>149400179
newsflash dummy every organization is run by nepotistic boomers and their retard kids

>>149400195
and what has mcdavid won?
neither have a cup so neither are worthy of shit

>>149400092
A shitter

>>149400123
Jen

Can my Kings win the cup next year?

>>149400266
she's in the hall of fame now

>>149400205
Stahl and Bergeron are the only ones here who should get into the HHoF.

>brassard
>simmonds will get in because he's a black dude with over 1000gp

>>149400206
.. In a year with no definite #1 overall pick lmao get fucking wreked

>>149400101
My boy got snubbed again

>>149400287
Only if Gary sends McDavid to the team

>>149400232
VPN off bud or tbg will get you again

>>149400205
Thomas Greiss might not even get in if the hall of fame was exclusive to Nazis

>>149400252
who suggested mcmeme was a hhof?
lmao

>>149400291
Sad

>>149400299
There is one, you're just retarded :)

>>149400333
What about German hall of fame?

>>149400205
Fucking grim

I made a really bad post in the old thread 20 minutes after it was dead good thing no one saw it

>>149400340
yeah okay bud keep telling yourself that whatever helps you cope

>>149400179
So why didn’t Chris Lamoriello become the general manager then?

>>149400355
faggot

>>149400338
McDavid will sign a 15x8 and win 5 cups with the Oilers you just watch

>>149400372
At least you tried your best :)

cups dont matter for shit in the nhl go back to your black people sports.

>>149400374
Schaefer absolutely is a 1st overall pick

>>149400386
thoughts on your victory over trb?

"The stanley cup is a competition of nations" - Shannon

Watching SCF replay, soilers are just getting raped bloody.

>>149400413
Retard

>>149400396
what is he doing there?

>>149400426
He didn’t win shit. Spamming low effort childish nicknames like a moron isn’t winning.

>>149400396
>15x8

Surely you mean 8x15

>>149400445
Neither is focusing on namefaga

>>149400415
You gonna go buy a jersey with him bud?

>>149400445
>t. raped bitch who has never won anything in xis life

>>149400436
>he thinks chris kunitz is getting into the hof
lol retard

>>149400453
that changes everything

>>149400453
>the ol ilya kovalchuk faking retirement to get out of a contract scheme

>>149400500
Where did I say this?

heard my knighties are getting rid of hertl KWAB

I should be inducted to HHoF

That's Hockey Hall of FRENS :)

Edmonton Oilers legend Duncan Keith

When are the Flames going to make some big moves?

>>149400438
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins is making him feel better :)

>>149400316
Neil Patrick Harris?

Now watching 2024 SCF soilers rapeage. That team is shit. Htf did they get there twice?

>>149400581
Trading the islanders for first overall it’s a down year so two firsts this year should match it

>>149400567
Who would be in the /hoc/ Hall of Fame, aside from the obvious people like you and me.

>real stephen hours

I wondered why it felt stupider than usual here

>>149400567
I'd vote for you <3

>>149400603
That one coffee poster with american flag

>>149399967 (OP)
for about 20 years or so i thought the Long Island motif in the Islanders logo was like a savage animal scratch or something like that. you should be able to guess my age based on that admission.

>>149400603
not me and don't even bring me up

>>149400567
/hoc/ is for frens

>>149400603
ted (RIP)

Lou is packing a log in his pants for sure what I wouldn’t give for a piece of that meat from prime lou.

>>149400567
I’ll elect you Pekka :)

>>149400682
>Lou is packing a log in his pants for sure
We call those Marners here.

stephen is the only writer here so he would be the only person who gets to vote people into the hall.

>>149400057
>the Hall of Sandwich Makers.
what argument is there for any of them other than Chara?
obviously running out of bipeds of previously acclaimed greatness.
>Crosby
>Ovechkin
>....
>Marchand?
can't think of anymore worthy.

>>149400534
when you said cups matter

>>149399999
It’s true

It’s damn true

Islanders dynasty was ended by my oilers and now they’re irrelevant.

watching raw it's in colombus i just saw jey uso walk under a poo jackets logo bro's YEET

Back in my day it was the hall of fame not the hall of 6 shitters we have to round up to have an induction ceremony every year

>>149400820
no one cares about your gay fucking soap operas

>>149400775
retard

>>149400785
They do, retard. Shitters like Thornton don't belong.

>>149400860
think u might be confused bud i'm not watching aew

>>149400057
>“Holy doodle, I can’t believe that I am receiving this honour,” said Thornton. “There are so many people I need to thank because I certainly couldn’t have done this alone.”

I love watching oiled up musclemen in spandex grope and grab eachother instead of actual real sports like hockey

>>149400859
Thankfully the shittiest shitter out of all of them (Carey Price) wasn't inducted.

>>149400882
so why havent they inducted 4 time cup winner jeff beukeboom or 4 time cup winner chris kunitz to the hall of fame yet, but shitters who never won a cup like turgeon or mogilny are already in?

>>149400890
>Holy doodle
this just makes me think of that one tumblr chick that leaked some wild government shit and wrote about it like it was a quirky blog about their avocado toast

> Matt Martin announces retirement from the NHL and is named Special Assistant to the General Manager

Goofy ahhhh diddyblud organization

>>149400205

>>149400946
You can just tell this guys a chud

>>149400205
umm what about the eligible women, chud?

>>149400969
>>149400946
>supports trump
>trump never acknowledges his existence

Kwab

The /hoc/ project of the offseason should be bullying the wrestlefags and trb/bud spammers out of the general.

>>149400924
Shitters like Thornton don't belong, retard, especially when they're cupless.

>>149400998
wrestlechads would stuff you into a locker squirt

>>149401001
yet he got in ahead of guys who won 4 stanley cups, retard.

Tbg is based and makes you seethe. Fuck Mitch and fuck bud!

>>149401024
Yes, the HoF is a joke.

>>149400924
Mogilny was the first player to defect from the USSR while it was still something that could've been extremely dangerous and the KGB was literally trying to stop him. I'm sorry you're so retarded.

>>149401048
go back to watching handegg or apehoop, retard.

>Let's put a slow choker with no cups in the HoF.
Nice work, retards.

>>149401001
So Dionne, Oates, Hawerchuk, Sundin or Gartner shouldn't be in the HoF?

with mogilny in the hall now, bernie nichols is now the only player in nhl history to score 70 goals in a season and not be in the hall of fame.

gonna go heat up a shitty pot pie and grab a coke cherry zero

>>149401068
1993 starts with you, retard.

So we all agree that Marchand is a hall of famer now?

>>149401104
Yeah

Wonder what team this guy having a meltdown over Thornton follows.

>>149400998
We still need to make the /hoc/ wiki

>>149401104
Oates and Sundin definitely not. Dionne probably. The others questionable. None of them were slow, choking cupless shitters, for sure.

>>149401132
i would assume so, but the hall of fame didnt traditionally consider the cell key as a distinguished trophy like the hart or art ross.

>>149401113
Nicholls is also the most productive eligible player who's not in HoF yet

individual awards are gay participation awards with the exception of the conn smythe.

>>149401185
>a guy that was over ppg for a 1300 game career definitely doesnt belong in the hall
lol retard

>>149401228
>with the exception of the conn smythe.
And with another exception being last year's.

>>149401185
Oates was one of the best passers of all time

>>149401247
true

>>149401240
Again, 1993 starts with you, marnerjeet.

>>149401228
that participation medals you got for attending those queer orgies aren't on the same level as a hart trophy.

>>149401273
lmao trying to cope now after getting embarrassed trying to talk hockey. sad.

Hi /hoc/!

>>149401250
Good passer... and?

>>149401185
Is Getzlaf a hall of famer?
He has a ring and over 1000 points

>>149401284
you're pretty upset huh

>>149401303
Again. 1993 starts with you and shitters like Thornton, marnerjeet.

>>149401309
No one from that era of the Ducks should be in the hall of fame. Dirty rat fucks.

>>149401309
Moreso that Thornton and Oates, for sure.

>>149401346
Not even Niedermayer

>>149401346
>still seething at pronger

>>149401328
i get it hermano, you think jeff buekeboom is a hall of famer. you dont need to keep repeating yourself.

What team is most likely to spaghetti this draft? My money is on San Jose or Chicago.

>>149401416
and Getzlaf and Perry.

Zegras to the Flyers. Every year is worse for this player.

>>149401432
1993 is forever, marnerjeet.

>>149401417
Most people can't even see the hidden B and M in the Batman logo.

>>149401456
and rings dont matter, jorge.

1993

Then.

Now.

Forever.

posting the one word reply of 'retard' and naming your shit's after players has worn out its welcome.

>>149401465
>rings dont matter
Yes, 1993 is forever, marnerjeet.

>>149401480
why are you so blasted that jeff buekeboom isnt in the hall?

>>149401485
Retard

If they inducted Zubov, will Gonchar ever get in?

Some of us are retarded. Please stop using the r-word

>>149401537
Maybe in twenty years

>>149401485
Smartass

Big stakes on draft night

remember 8 tall can a day drinkers here are certified R-words as well.

If I were a GM, I'd draft Gary Bettman

>>149401568
kek

>>149401568
What if the draft pick doesn’t want to do that

>>149401568
>up to 5 winners will win the first jersy
that's not how jerseys work

The other day Itried to blow up someone with my aetherflux but he teferi's proectioned out.

Jen

>>149401635
>that's not how jerseys work
maybe on planet intelligent but we're aiming a bit lower where we're going

>>149401539
Parekh

when does don cherry get inducted to the hall?

>>149401646
i'm eight (8) tall cans deep and have to admit i thought Gary would grant the Leafs at least a SC finals appearance when Joe and Simmond's joined up.

>>149401688
Never

i'm about two hours away from my first beer of the day lads

>>149401719
You shouldn't drink on work nights anon

Youre all alcoholics and need help

>>149401646
If he only stayed in Florida

>laffs
>rags
>1993
>1967

>>149401738
why

>>149401740
Help getting to the store so I can buy another rack

>>149401740
Just like my islanders

>>149401465
>and rings dont matter
Oh man now the cope is getting crazy

>>149401698
Gary did all he could, but laffs are so shit they lose even when it's rigged.

>>149401774
You'll feel like crap in the morning. Not to mention, that alcohol is unhealthy and you should try to minimize consumption of it

jade has a dimes look but still can't work

Just took a marner that was so huge it made me vocalize desu, I was like “uhhh-ehhhhhhhh”

>>149401465
HAHAHAHAHA

>>149401802
you dont have to keep repeating yourself that you think jeff buekeboom is a hall of famer. we heard you the first 4 times, hermano.

What do you think Brad Marchand smells like

Canadians still seething

>>149401873
lmao

>>149401910
If I didnt know he was an athlete probably cigarettes

Will Marner win a cup with my Knighties?

Keith over Price is absolutely laughable..Do they know Cups are a team award? Only explanation I can think of...Yall put a guy who was part of covering up SA over the greatest goalie of his generation...Absolutely inexcusable and beyond embarrassing.

Jumbo Joe got his ring to join the rest of the cupless losers invited to the HHOF.

>>149401892
You can quit now, Samir.

>>149401987
They're going to sign him to some stupid amount, go on a relatively successful playoff run, then realize they are completely fucked cap wise when they get knocked out and blow the team up.

>>149401996
>greatest goalie of his generation
damn how many cups did he win?

>>149401996
because hall of fame voters are boomers who had to watch the black cawks lose for 50 years before >muh towes and >muh keith

>>149401996
Fuck off with that woke nonsense, eurocuck.

>>149402034
could you tell me what's so fun about having retarded opinions?

>>149402003
lol bubblin retard

>>149402056
so you don' t know

The only difference between Lunqdvist and Price is games played as Price had the injury that cut his career short. The fact that Price had exactly 1 teammate with more than 75 points his whole career shows how little support he got from the Habs

>>149401873
jen

>>149402056
Thats what we do here
Its kind of our thing

>>149402034
You think Crawford or Murray are better than Price or Luongo?

>>149402079
that is quite embarrassing by the hall, especially when the next generation cites price as their inspiration, not lundshit.

>>149400005
This

>>149402056
It's not fun but I am retarded to all my posts are too

>>149401646
That's Joe

>Price deserves to be in because he was on a Canadian team that was shit

Corey Perry is the 1st player since Brian Propp (1980-1991) to lose in 5 consecutive Stanley Cup Final appearances

>>149402142
I was hoping you had some tips to help with my retardation.

>>149402191
drink 8 tall cans

>>149402150
2014 canada was the most dominant team ever

>>149402240
Cope that was the 1982 Islanders

>>149402152
Hoping my jackies sign him so they can lose in a final

>>149402240
THE COPE IS REAL

der ring general is on

>>149402288
You mean 88 Oilers

mama mia, i eated too many meatballs

Heatwaves breaking tonight bros

>>149401996
What’s worse is that they inducted two women players. That’s two waste spaces that could have went to more deserving players.

>>149402387
About time. I haven't been able to take my dog on a walk because it's too hot for her

>>149402423
Hockey is for everyone

>>149402454
Retard

>>149402309
I remember waking up in the middle of the night to watch the final. Was servery disappointed how boring and one sided it was

>>149402288
Based Canadian Islanders poster

>>149402468

>>149402423
They have a limit of 4 per year for men

>>149402505
Carey is a girl's name

>>149402538
Just like shannon

>>149402559
Just like Gary

>>149402469
was this the year USA specifically crafted their team to defeat >us?

>>149400942
Steve Ott has a fucking job in the NHL still.

are there any two time hall of famers in the hhof

>>149402505
Should be at least 5

>>149401910
Sweat and chlorine

>>149402609
They already have one cupless loser this year. Who else would you include?

>>149402639
Our mammies :)

>>149402607
Me

>>149402660
cool. xpac is a 2 time hall of famer

>>149402701
Why are the islanders drafting a defenseman 1OA

>>149402737
I want you to look at that defense and tell me who actually plays like a modern defenseman on that roster.

>>149402737
Because they are retarded lol

>>149401884
LMAO. Imagine being remembered as a back-to-back Stanley Cup loser.

>>149402745
Tony DeAngelo

>>149402755
imagine losing five of the last six

>>149402746
Everyone has basically said that Schaefer is the first overall pick. Misa's stock dropped the moment he crapped the bed in the playoffs.

>>149402595
Isn't that every year

>dylan
imagine being remembered as a back-to-back loser to the Stanley Cup loser

>>149402745
Drafting by need with 1OA is never a good idea

>>149402737
He's really good, Misa makes more sense from a position standpoint with them already having Dobson tho.

>>149402607
I don't think so
Jacques Lemaire could get in as a builder as well

The country above my country has a national flag that proudly features a clipart cartoon of a leaf.

>>149402639
I was editing the html so that everything was Mammoth but Utah was "Coyotes" but the dropdown disappeared and reset when I was finished so just pretend I posted it.

>>149402805
kek would've been kino

>>149402803
Yeah well my post ends in 6.

>>149402803
/hoc/ used to be a clipart general

>>149402803
*The 51st state above my country

ftfy

>>149402792
Drafting a center who was horrendous in the OHL playoffs isn't much better.

I used to be sexually attracted to Gary. I still am too

>spain and slovkia
bro's dedicated to the bit that's for sure

>>149402793
>with them already having Dobson tho.
>thinking Dobson is an actual good defenseman

racquel just put rhea through the slim jim table

wrestlefags OUT

>>149402910
It's wrestlechads

>>149402897
Is that the lady with the big butt?

>>149402888
Unlock it

>>149402960
rhea is the goth mommy. has a good butt, but not the biggest

>>149402469
Because you rigged it so Bäckström was banned right before the final. We had Jimmie Ericsson as 1st C. Good player, but going up against Sidney Crosby, he couldn't produce much offensively.

>>149403030
Who has the biggest?

>>149402987
stating a correct opinion does not make me bud

someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve

BETTER MENNNNNNNNNNNN

>>149402755
KWAB

>Ekblad wants $8m
reminder that during the course of his contract, Ekblad was passed on the Panthers depth chart by four different defensemen.

>>149403101
idk. lola vice? gigi had a big one but she got fired KWAB. nikita lyons doesn't count because she's morbidly obese. everyone's hyped on stephanie vacquer rn (rightfully so she's based)

>>149403161
>changed the lineups after every loss for two playoffs in a row

>>149403126
Should honestly trade down and get Hagens and start building a culture in long Island of people who want to play there.

>>149403166
He's probably the most ok number 1 pick of the last decade, not a star, not a bust

>>149403166
Reminder he has 2 cup rings and your star defenceman has ??????

>>149403193
Then they should start by avoiding drafting people who were born there and already know how shitty it is.

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>149403199
mine has 2

>>149399999
excellent post

>>149403231
Yet you didnt name him. Odd.

>>149403166
Using a depth chart to evaluate a defenseman is retarded anon

>Chara got into HoF
>the Bruins didn't retire his number yet

>>149403199
Gustav Forsling has two rings and two consecutive years with Norris and Byng votes.
>>149403197
Yeah, he's a good measuring stick for whether a 1OA pick is disappointing.
If he's not elite, then you at least expect him to be a 1C or a 1D.

>>149403222
Hagens already stated it would be a dream to bring the cup back to long Island.

>>149403279
it exemplifies how replaceable a player is if you can continually find guys who can play more minutes.

>>149403101
bayley however it is artificial ( she wears butt pads to reduce wear and tear on her spine)

>>149403275
oh alex pietrangelo he's ded now though KWAB. any other questions tranny? 1993

>>149403222
Hagens lived in Hauppauge which is actually nice. LI isn't even bad, the taxes just suck ass.
>>149403193
and i would rather them just trade for another first to do that instead of taking him first overall.

>>149403282
Hmmmmmm.

And who is Gustav Forslings defence partner?

Hmmmmmm.

>>149403309
butt pads
False. This was debunked by the bikini pics.

>>149403314
Hmmmmmmm

What country was Pietrangelo born in?

Hmmmmmmm.

>>149403193
Trade Barzal (retained down to $7m) to UTA or NSH.
Trade Dobson for the 9th OA and Peterka.
Trade Lee (retained down to $3.5m) for a 2026 first round pick.
Keep Horvat, Duclair, Pelech, Pulock, and Romanov around to insulate the young guys. Keep Sorokin happy, so he's willing to wait for you to be competitive in four-five years.

Build around Schaefer, Hagens, Eiserman, and the other four 1st Rounders you have in 2025/26.

>Forsling signs a team friendly $5.7m deal
>Greedy canadian wants over $8

>>149403193
Nah, they should trade Dobson to the Bruins for their draft pick and pick Hagens with that. Bawston are delusional enough to think they don't need a long rebuild. Sweeney and that actor from Dumb and Dumber who runs their organization are also on short leases now. It's a perfect time to trade with them.

>>149403369
this isn't EA NHL. also the real issue is that the old retard did the same exact shit to the isles like he did to the Devils, except no Kovalchuk bullshit.
>Trade Barzal (retained down to $7m) to UTA or NSH.
This is insanely retarded unless you're getting Keller or Guenther back.
>>149403396
They probably trade with Boston or Buffalo. Doubt Utah wants to hand over any of their young prospects, and Nashville is a no no.

>>149403317
Hauppauge isn't nice. It's not even one of the all-white towns on Long Island. It's typical, small-plot suburban hell, but it's except 150% more expensive than the equivalent town in New Jersey or Pennsylvania.

Takagi

watching detroiters now

>>149403393
You mean the guy who elevates his teammates play wants more money than the guy he is elevating? That's preposterous.

>>149403393
this
>>149403405
>This is insanely retarded unless you're getting Keller or Guenther back.
As of right now, Barzal is an overpaid Top 6 winger. In what universe does he turn either a) an underpaid elite winger, or b) a 22-year-old first line winger who is locked into a value contract?
If NSH/UTA traded for Barzal, it's because they're taking the risk that Barzal can bounce back as a Center.

Fuckin american retard hours

>>149403432
Forsling still looked elite even when Ekblad got busted for roids, gayboy.

>>149403405
>and Nashville is a no no.
Why do you think that? It seems like Trotz don't know what the hell he wants and Dobson is a player he might see as a Roman Josi light that can play on the 2nd pair and a Josi replacement when he ages out/is injured.

>>149403471
Youre not even a panthers fan so shut the fuck up

>>149403427
>Detroiet

currently having another giggle at the yzerplan

I don't think they can get that Hagens pick for Noah unfortunately, but it would be cool to see.

>>149403540
Just 6 more seasons and youll see funny guy

>>149403485
>not interested in taking steps backward
>acquire erik haula

>GARY
>NOOOOO PLEASE
>NOT NOW!!!!

why were troons celebrating grapevine ending yesterday, when he was just signing off for the offseason?

so true

HOLY FUCK GARY ANNOUNCE SOME MORE TRADES ALREADY

>>149403634
No

My team is shit and run by retards.
Big Oilers fan btw

>>149403718
and wasn't half of it the champagne?

I’m having a full fucking crash out right now bros. I hate talking about personal shit but like is there anything worse than being the child who does everything and having your fuck ass good for nothing sibling get favored. No, there isn’t.

>>149403738
/hoc/ is a boomer general zoomie

>>149403751
It’s a lifelong struggle

at least you're not the nothing child who does everything getting your ass fucked good by your favoured sibling

I assumed Don Cherry already was in the Hall of Fame, sad. I know it's much more vibes-based than baseball so maybe they'll try to just push him across the line next year if he's still alive

>>149403751
>>149403766
You guys they’re gifting him a million dollar home on a lot of property. I’ve been slaving on their property and I have no equity in anything. He’s a furry.

>>149403738
i graduated from a top university, and have a job related to my degree but its still not good enough for my mom. meanwhile my dumbass brother who dropped out of college and now lives in his girlfriends house is my moms favorite son.

>with the 54th overall pick the Flames select from the Oshawa Generals Haoxi Wang

is hockey vagene going to be drafted?

>>149403792
>i graduated from a top university
I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills

HEYYYYYYY
HEY MCDAVID
ooh
ah
I WANNA KNOOOOOOW
WHY YOU'RE SUCH A BUST

Can someone with elite puck knowledge tell me why Hagena stock fell that hard? Cant be the height right? Kid is 18, he'll grow a few centimeters

>>149403864
centimeters aren't real

>

>>149403864
Older kid in the class + looked better in his "draft minus one" year than his draft year isn't a good profile. But this is spreadsheet retard talk I don't watch the players

>>149403784
But you constantly tell us you are the only person in /hoc/ that owns land.

It's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUT3J3vI8q4

>>149403864
The reason is he played on a line with Ryan Leonard and Gabe Perreault at Boston College this year and wasn't more dominant than them. He didn't look like Fantilli and Celebrini in their draft years.

We'll see how his NHL career pans out but it would surprise me if he's a 90-105 point player in his prime and the shit eating scouts will try to explain their incompetence.

>>149403488
>doesn't take exception to being called a gayboy
LOL

>>149401884
very VERY classy wow

>>149401465
Josh Mahura has more Stanley Cup rings than Connor McQueer.

>>149403784
what exactly do you do on their property?

>>149403942
>vegastard larps under a canadian flag so people will actually give a fuck what he says
LoL

>>149403958
I plant beans

slopdown was cancelled

>>149403937
Fuck, Hagens has bust all over him, I can feel it. I want Frondell for my Flyers but he's gonna be #3 pick

>>149403970
vegass have zero proper fans. just faggot tourists and blackface wearing poker players. (and an obese mexican)

>>149403978
mopr
>>149403998
>>149403970
1993

>spend half the day spamming 1993
>spend the other half pretending to be canadian
The mental illness in this thread is real.

>>149403998
Negreanu is the most obnoxious canadian who has ever lived

>>149404013
just a day in the life of xhe rb

>>149404021
I always thought he was black. I don't follow UFC

>>149404021
meanwhile nobody can even name one finn who isn't a hoggey player or a former slutty PM

>>149403998
Someone sounds a little mad that sunbelties have seen more cups in their lifetime than you canacucks :)

>>149404059
Tony Halme aka Ludvig Borga

>>149403226
T H A N K Y O U
H
A
N
K

Y
O
U

>>149404059
>doesn't know who Linus torvald is

the only gambling i do is poker and luckily i'm in the green

>>149402793
Dobson is a terrible defensemen and ran the 2nd worst PP in the league. He single handled ly was responsible for losing several games this season. Do you see he has 70 pts one season and just forever brand him as a great Dman? Try watching him play, he’s not worth $6M let alone the $11M+ he’ll demand.

>>149404059
gimi

>>149404059
Arto Saari

>>149404083
Swede

>>149404059
Imagine getting defensive over a faggot like Negreanu, holy fuck dude

>>149402737
His two moms died and no one can get through an interview with him without bawling.

Hagens is an LI boy and wants to play for the Isles. Will they trade up to take him as well?

It's up.

>>149404099
helsinki is in sweden?

Thinking of ppc

>>149404102
Can't I just say "imagine getting butthurt over a faggot like Negreanu"? The guy seems genuinely right on and most of the people he plays with like him

>>149404083
>>149404094
>>149404092
>>149404080
Elite finn knowledge

>>149404114
ffs dude

Mika (and Michael Andretti)

>>149404059
Gimi
Miga
Bottas

>>149404138
oh
and käärijä :DDDD

>>149404119
I am correct too most of the time when I just state out loud three, four or five things that are better hands but least likely than what I have

>>149404119
Tony D’s teammates always liked him even the guy he got in a fight with yet he’s branded a bad TeAmMaTe and general asshole (mostly from his antivax stance that retards still hold against him)

https://youtu.be/AUT3J3vI8q4

are you bros staying hydrated during the heat wave? Me? I’ve been drinking a lot of water and also some liquid iv desu!

>>149404208
thoughts on your losses to bud and mitch?

>>149404219
it was windy that easter so it wasn't a fair fight

>>149404212
I went swimming at like 4 am last night

>>149404212
Lots of water for me too :)

>>149404235
trb was the one who engaged bud

>>149404212
I’ve been drinking a lot of water and might have a Gatorade now :)

>>149401884
I mean that's just trashy lol

>>149403943
>>149404261
You are a fag.

>>149401884
I absolutely love Marchand's banter, proves how soft and feeble oilers fans are

Napped all day

>>149404287
lazy asshole

>>149404115
It's over, fag.

>>149404294
You’re jealous

>>149404312
NUH UH!!!!

>>149404302
JEN

>>149404253
which flavor of Gatorade? For me? Yellow or blue.

>>149404271
But it is trashy. Seems like they're sore winners all of a sudden, maybe from the media hype over McDavid and bringing the cup home maybe? idk but hockey was always about being a good sport in the end, how many times do you need to hear about the sacred handshake line? Then after that it's just "hey how much abuse can we let fly out at this team we met in the finals two years in a row?" lol, McDavid sat there and said they were the better team, can we get that from anyone on the Panthers while they're blasting pink pony club or chanting "fuck oilers"? Just weird behaviour.

>>149404302
But that's a unicorn

I'm jealous

>>149404333
checked
Fierce Grape kills hangovers, and that's a medically verifiable fact

>>149404338
Why would the panthers say the Oilers were the better team?

>>149404352
Orange gatoralyte is my go to for a hangover

>>149404355
They don't even have to do or say anything positive really, they should just stop posting these clips of themselves chanting "Fuck McDavid" that's nigger behaviour.

>>149404212
Watah mellon

>>149404338
Lmao that's very rich coming from an oilers fan. Imagine how much you guys would run your mouth if you had won. Hypocricy fucking sucks dude and you shouldn't talk about good sportmanship.

A factor here is that every single analyst excluding one or two guys had Oilers winning in 5 or 6.

>>149404352
>>149404376
You would never get a hangover if you stayed sober ;)

>>149404405
I'm a Habs fan so nice try

>>149404379
Participation ribbon generation

>>149404409
Based

>>149404409
I'll never get drunk if I stay sober, though

>>149404415
I don't know what that means

>>149404379
The oilers deserve it for doing shit like booking out restaurants and shit to have cup celebrations when the series was 2-2

>>149404379
Maybe you should stick to watching 90 day fiance, homo.

>>149404433
he's implying you're being an whiny bitch especially considering you're a habs fan.

>>149404444
Checked

>>149404433
It means youre a fuckin pussy

>>149404379
American influence on hockey culture desu

>>149404439
>for doing shit like booking out restaurants and shit to have cup celebrations
Literally every team in the finals does that

>>149404444
He didn't know that though lol

>>149404338
TL;DR: you have sex with men

>>149404467
When the series is tied 2-2?

>>149404409
Based and true
>>149404432
Gigabased and blackpilled

>The Utah Grizzlies will likely relocate following the 2025-26 season. A new ownership group leading the effort to purchase the team would relocate them to Trenton, NJ.

We're back

dead Persian club
I’m gonna get on bombing from west tel aviv

>>149404379
nurse and kane play for the oilers, not the panthers.

>>149404482
Yes? Booking out a restaurant for dozens and dozens of people requires forethought, planning and something called making reservations. You're getting this mad over something done every single year lol.

>>149404502
New Jersey deserves nothing.

>>149404433
He implies that you're part of a generation that believes winning isn't the goal but participating is the most important thing.

>>149404508
you get fucked in the ass like tbg

>>149404523
Did you know both teams in the finals print out hats and t-shirts and sweaters and stuff too?

>>149404495
She got suspended in college and no one ever tried to explain why, kind of a weird story. I was worried she was going to get kancelled

>>149399967 (OP)
Grimace should do their home opener puck drop this year

Could the next thread be flames themed please?

>>149404502
That's fucking bullshit. How the fuck can they move a franchise with the best logo in North American pro sports?

>>149404439
Tkachuk walked the cup inside to that restaurant during the parade too.

>>149404527
i accept your concession

>>149404520
I'm not talking about participation or winning I'm talking about the behaviour of a winning team and this is clearly trashy behaviour. We all know it, some of us just like it, and that's fine I guess but you don't need to be a fag over it and go schizo-mode accusing me of being a zoomer Oilers fan or whatever.

>>149404545
Must be windy living in such a flat place.

>>149404508
>youre seething lol
No, retard. You've been seething for the last 20 minutes because the team that won the championship this year (for the 2nd time in a row) is talking shit about the team they beat (for the 2nd year in a row).

Get fucked you stupid french fag. Fucking little pussy faggot.

>>149404527
Did you know it takes a considerable amount more time to create shirts and hat then phoning a restaurant?

>>149404538
2 games from the ecac, and then another few just away from the team. and it's supposedly wasn't hockey related. hrm.

>>149404559
Based.
>>149404569
Queer.

>>149404545
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

>>149404549
you wish bud

>>149404569
>but you don't need to be a fag over it and go schizo-mode accusing me of being a zoomer Oilers fan or whatever.
I have done no such thing, Habs bro.

>>149404520
And to add, how it's a "bad" thing to single out dudes who were there just for the ride, hence thr participation ribbon. Everyone must win despite not earning it

>>149404572
Its unironically super windy. Tons of wind turbines around here
>Calgary is the windiest large city in Canada

>>149404573
You say no like you're not seething but this post is literally just seethe.

>>149404579
Do you know why reservations exist?

>>149404585
The little cunts who play for the Hitmen aren't pros

>>149404545
Thank You Flames Edition

>>149404606
Cry your little bitch tears.

>french fuckin retard barrels in to the thread and starts handing out lectures on morality that came straight from reddit
>everyone calls him a fuckin retard
>proceeds to start crying about how people are calling him a fucking retard
Christ buddy, what website do you think you are on.

>>149404620
That's just more seethe yeah

Lotta bubblin itt

>Hey that's a little trashy
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OK OK boys settle down

>>149404630
He thinks he's on bluesky.

>>149404630
Retard

>>149404619
>>149404584
Awesome!

>>149404591
Holy Mother of our Settlement

>>149404603
>Tons of wind turbines around here
I'm so sorry. The tons of corrosion that shit is spreading in your nature is poisoning you and your fellow Calgarians. It will most likely shave off at least a couple of years of your life.

>>149404649
We don't use signatures here. Go back to hfboards.

>>149404591
I would like her to bounce those off my face several times.

>>149404606
>im not seething youre seething
Give it up moron. You made a retarded post,people rightfully called you a retard making it, and now you are just "no u!" every post calling you a fag. Just fuck off for 10 minutes and drop it

THEY

ORDERED

SUSHI

RAARARAHRAHRARHARHGHGHBGHGHGHGHGHGHG

>>149404655
Its all south and downstream of Calgary. We'll survive.

>>149404668
Yeah I still don't really know why you're mad over a team booking dinner reservations.

Panthers derangement syndrome! Many such cases! Sad!

>>149404655
they're used to it

>>149404704
they're catbroken

>>149404630
I can profile him, he's born between 1996-2004 and somewhat recent hockey fan (propably started watching the habs during the covid cup playoffs) and he's a new guy here since he posts the basic bitch stuff that gets upvotes on reddit. And he cant lace skates, if he was told to put skates on

>>149404687
Understandable since you've repeatedly demonstrated youre a retard.

if you use a tripcode can you leave it on please? thank you

>>149404729
Yeah it's called being consistent

McDavid McDavid McDavid McDavid McDavid McDavid McDavid
McDavid McDavid
Florida Panthers did thing
McDavid McDavid McDavid McDavid McDavid McDavid
McDavid McDavid
Panthers win the cup
McDavid McDavid Marner McDavid

>Why do these players hold so much resentment for the Oilers?

>>149404726
Based

Business idea: Edmonton should hold a Stanley Cup Finalist Parade.

All this because I said the celebrations are a bit trashy?

>>149404747
This might be surprising to learn but media companies don't actually believe anything they say and only care what topics have the highest engagement.

Florida teams have 5 more stan lees than the so called "state of hockey"

Im ordering sushi today bros. Connor Mcdavid btfo. He didn't get his sushi

>>149404772
No all that because youre acting like a faggot redditor.

>>149404772
When we win next year the celebrations will be trashy with class.

>>149404782
Then stop replying to me lmao

>>149404782
_/ _/ _/ _/

All of the sushi talk reminds me of that unhinged TV news interview with stephen paddock's brother

>>149404781
salmon?

>>149404710
Sounds like those McDonalds cups in the 90's

>>149404788
Geez you really are a fag.

>>149404787
Year after next*
This is why I wanted the Oilers to lose anyway. Habs will break the curse inshallah.

>>149404502
sad!

>>149404824

>>149404772
Listen bud, if you cant handle banter then maybe you should shut the fuck up about it. Coming into /hoc/ and complaining about rude celebrations is like going to a steakhouse and conplaining that there's meat on the menu.

Also, I reddit space this so you can read this again. 95 analysts out of 100 said that oilers will win easily in 5 or 6 and despite the panthers being by far the most complete team, people didn't believe in them. I think they have the right to tell people to eat shit

>>149404815
Or don't, keep giving the redditor (You)s that's what we do here.

>>149404829
Based

>>149404829
What's your problem?

>>149404829
based finn. Fuck that frog.

>>149404835
>people keep calling me a fag
>maybe i should stop replying to then
>no, that would be too easy. I'll keep replying to the people calling me a fag so that theybwill keep calling me a fag
Fag

>>149404858
Yeah

>>149404846
You passed your AIDS test with flying colours.

>>149404873
colors*

>>149404878
Go back to your country.

>>149404866
Fag

>>149404895
I'm in my country

>>149404949
Retard

>>149404964
Fag

>>149404212
Water and beer ^.^