Thread 149400781

KWABOTY OF THE YEAR 2025

>conceding to part timers
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149400781 (OP)
still mbappoo

>>149400781 (OP)
Still Kylian

>>149400781 (OP)
>auckland game suspended again
WTF

>>149400781 (OP)
THE KWAB OF BUENOS AIRES

>>149400781 (OP)
>kwabed so hard the game got suspended

Who's winning?

>>149400781 (OP)
YOU WILL NEVER HAVR 7

>>149400781 (OP)
ERA CON MACRI

>>149401160
This but unironically

I thought that was already decided after losing to Alianza Lima

>It would be 1-0 to Auckland if not for an own goal
KWAB

>care
>lose
KWAB

>>149401312
Hard for Boca when they can't afford to rig cups anymore, huh?

is there literally any point in resuming this now?

eto'e boka

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO

>>149402011
extra money from win

>>149402011
humilliation ritual

this is the thread

>>149402011
Some wives may be spared if boca manages to win at least

>is winning at 80th min against Benfica in a huge upset
>chokes
>is tying at 80th min against Bayern in a surprisingly tight match that leaves them some hope
>chokes
>need Benfica to lose against Bayern, a tie would have them eliminated
>Benfica wins
>need to score 6 goals on kiwi partimers
>get scored on
>game gets suspended
>will be retarded after they're already eliminated by the other game
I do believe this is Kwaboty, this is not even taking into account what happened with Alianza Lima

>>149402011
Yes. The humiliation ritual MUST continue.

>Play against New Zealanders best plumbers.
>Still need to cheat.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO LMAOOOOO
>la mistic-ACKKKK

they're going to resuming it, right?
.
.
.
Right?

>>149400781 (OP)
The match is not over tho.

>>149400781 (OP)
Still Ton E

>>149402437
The humiliation goes on

>>149402483
/sp/'s humiliation when boca win this

>>149400781 (OP)
Now if Riber loses, mierdantina won't have any team in the next round, they live in a bubble where they think Boca / River could compete in champions league

>>149402529
River has better chances than monterrey because of the rules

>>149400853
KWAB

>>149402519
>boca win
There was never any winning here for them today, but the Auckland OG, conceding, and the drawn out weather delay has made it an especially embarrassing.
Best those lads can do now is commit sudoku and restore some dignity to CONMEBOL

>>149400781 (OP)
bosta never disappoints

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Rip

YOUR YFW WHEN

>died in madrid
>a peruvian fucked you out of libertadores IN YOUR HOME
>you couldn't beat an amateur team; a literal school teacher scored against you
now THIS is worse than going to la B

caracas fc should've qualified instead of these shitters

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>149400781 (OP)
This has to be the biggest football upset of AT LEAST the 21st century, right?
These guys are LITERAL amateurs and drew against an historic club like Boca.

I'm here to laugh at you.

what part of auckland are you from laddies?

>>149403072
>ARE (YOU) NOT ENTERTAINED?

>FULL
>TIME
>SCHOOL TEACHER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149403072
Tachira mogs your team

>>149402437
It is

HOW? Even the goal was an OG, don't this guys have a 9-5 job

>>149403106
The upset is Bokek holding a draw against Oceania's superpower.

>Today is Riquelme's birthday

the only thing I wanted on this shitty day was to Boke to win.

>>149403117
>40 shot attempts
>9 shots on goal
>Only goal in the match was actually an own goal

LMAO LITTLE MOUTH

>>149400781 (OP)
90-1 odds for the draw. Which shows how big of an upset this was. Boca is a strong KWABot.

>>149403156
Imagine if that OG hadn't happened

not like this!

>>149403246
sauze

Updated

>>149403251
based professor

>>149403251
Based Mr Gray

>>149403131
PIPO Y SU ALINZA MILAAAN

>>149400781 (OP)
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149403251
He really taught Bocaca a lesson today.
https://www.ags.school.nz/contact-us/staff-directory

>>149400781 (OP)
K W A B
W
A
B

>>149403270
where is kevin estre? he already finished 2nd two 24 hours races in a row

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

>>149403318
CARLOS

>>149403367
will expose boca
BASED GIGACHAD

>>149403346
gringo version

>>149400781 (OP)
not my problem

>>149403400
Now all the boys in class will have to respect the legend.

>>149403246
Didn't know Modric started his scouter career

>>149403267
"tranny trickery" on xvideos

>>149403508
QUE PEDAZO

>>149400781 (OP)
imagine being a fucking bostero LMAOOOOOOOOO
RELEGATION SOON BOKEKS

KINOKEEPER
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1oStLgaBQm0?feature=share

>>149403346
>>149403400
*eliminates you internationally on Thursday*
*teaches kids on Wednesday*

>>149403508
>>149403575
my fucking sides
please stop i'm gonna die

>>149403653
They have a "get in touch" segment.
If it wasn't against the rules, I would encourage my fellow posters to send him messages to thank him for the generational KWAB he gave Boquita

KEK WHAT A PATHETIC FAILURE OF A CLUB

>>149400781 (OP)
>Lost to an actual amateur team of school teachers who play this as a hobby
>Boca would lose to my neighborhood's pelada

KEKAROOOO

>We're bigger than any club in the world!
>Auckland City is an amateur team.
what is he thinking right now?

YA ESTAMOS AFUERA

HOY BOCA PASA TRANQUILO. YA EN EL PT CLASIFICA Y NOSOTROS DANDO VERGUENZA LEVANTANDO LAS MANOS PARA DARLE KI AL URAWA. QUE ASCO ME DAS GALLARDO. SOS UNA BASURA.

MAS BRONCA QUE QUEDAR AFUERA ME DA SABER QUE TENGO QUE ESPERAR HASTA MAÑANA A LA NOCHE!!! MANGA DE INUTILES. VAYANSE TODOS.

QUE ASCO VERTE TROTAR LA CANCHA MONTIEL. QUARTA ME QUITAS AÑOS DE VIDA BASURA ASQUEROSA. LOS MEDIOCAMPISTAS UNO PEOR QUE EL OTRO. Y NI HABLAR QUE NO LE HACEMOS UN GOL A NADIE. MEZA MORITE.

NO ES LA EPICA CLASIFICAR ES LO QUE CORRESPONDE MANGA DE BOBOS. HAGAN LO QUE TIENEN QUE HACER.

NISIQUIERA ES MUFA. YA ME HARTARON. AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa

ą

>>149403346
>>149403400
god this is such an awkward and shitty translation

>>149400781 (OP)
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJAAJ

this is so awesome
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fQrjJe5CCWA

>>149403976
Did you just say 7 (siete)?

AHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

lmao i just got home from work and watched the highlights
auckland will be in the cwc every time, they might not get another point for 20+ years.

>Australia and New Zealand buckbreaking sudacas
HOLY SOVL

The players and their profession:

Nathan GARROW: University Student
Christian GRAY: School Teacher
Adam MITCHELL: Real Estate Agent
Nikko BOXALL: Insurance Broker
Regont MURATI: Logistics Employee
Jerson LAGOS: Hairdresser
Mario ILICH: Sales Manager at Coca-Cola
Gerard GARRIGA: Physical Education Teacher
Seung-Ho YOO: School Teacher
Dylan MANICKUM: Assistant Site Engineer
Myer BEVAN: Personal Trainer

Substitutes:
Dylan CONNOLLY: Physiotherapist
Matthew ELLIS: Assistant Sales
Jordan VALE: School Teacher
Haris ZEB: Physical Education Teacher
Joseph LEE: Physical Education Teacher

Coach:
Paul POSA: Dentist

>>149404751
MOGGED BY A DENTIST AND HAIRDRESSER

drawing against a semi-amateur team that even their players have a 2nd job to be able to live was something else bokita bros

>>149404751
>Boca beaten by people who pursued a higher education
like pottery, it rhymes

a fucking school teacher kek

Seriously considering quitting football forever. I can't bear it anymore, it's never going to get better for this team.

>>149401312
he bought refs

This is bait?

https://x.com/ulisesdavid__/status/1937654572278837539?s=46

The funny thing is when Iceland beat England in 2016 people always joked about part time dentists and what not but that was only the coach and all the players were fully professional but this time, THE ENTIRE SQUAD, is part timers who probably have to go back to work next week.

All I will say is that a lot people need to be fired at boca for this result.

>>149405907
no, it's called sarcasm

>>149404751
>>149400781 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>149404751
Holy shit... how can boca sisters recover from this?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kek

>>149400781 (OP)
Now will we stop talking down 60s players for playing against plumbers?

realistically what happens if one of these auckland city players decides to visit argentina one day? Do they need a full security detail for risk of being murdered before they even leave the airport?

>>149406390
You have double the murder rate per 100.000 habitants than us lil nigga

>>149403251
based Christian Gay

>>149406390
>visit Buenos Aires' downtown
Most likely nothing, maybe recognized and cheered on by a few who like to humiliate Lil Mouth fans
>visit the rest of the provinces
Most likely nothing, maybe recognized and cheered on by a few who like to humiliate Lil Mouth fans

>>149406390
No but the bokeks will need to hire bodyguards to protect themselves from the banter avalanche they're about to face

>>149400781 (OP)
Holy shit. Just saw the scores. Latinx BTFO yet again. Midgets blown the fuck out.

>>149406390
They're not even the reason Boca was eliminated

>>149406390
>argentina murder rate
3.8
>us murder rate
5+
The most dangerous city in Argentina has a murder rate of 6.8, the most dangerous city in the US, 69. Fucking 69.

If some yuro wants to say we're a dangerous country, sure. But America is far more dangerous than Argentina.

>>149406390
Everyone except Boca supporters would receive them like heroes. If Riquelme steps down thanks to them, about half of Boca's supporters will also give them a hero's welcome

>>149406696
latinos are who are celebrating the most fatso

>>149406785
our national homicide rate is 17.9 and most violent city is 74.65 as for 2024. i think we could do better, in 2017, for exemple, was a great year we got 30+ homicides per 100k.

Why is everybody laugh-
>tie to literal amateurs
KWABOTD

>>149406785
I'm pretty sure he only said bad because of barras bravas in argentina not because your country is unsafe in general mr. /int/ poster

>>149400781 (OP)
>outkwab'd Tony Khan

>>149406390
>for risk of
This ESL pajeet recently got his h1b and he somehow acts like US isn't a third world shithole
Kek fuck outta here Ramjesh

kek

TE QUIERO FUUJAIRA TE QUIEROOO
Aunque les pese a muchos me quedo en Fujairah

>>149406390
No one would recognize them. Boca players, on the other hand, are the ones at risk.

I think Tony has officially been dethroned for kwaboty 2025

>>149404751
Kwab

>>149403110
Mount Eden!

>>149404751
>argie team
>a fucking dentist again
You can't make this shit up, kek

>>149404751
half of these guys were just selected to fill gaps in the staff
the logistics guy booked all the flights, their team physio is on the bench and they selected a hairdresser so the team can look sharp

>losing to door-to-door Coca-Cola salesmen
KEK

>>149404751
100% unadulterated sovl. argies got fucking exposed they're COOKED fucking BUMS

bump!

up

>>149402566
that's Implying they'll draw
the most likely outcome is inter and monterrey winning

>>149400781 (OP)
Still Vince.

So this really is the worst Boca of the past 20 years then? Why? What happened? How come they haven't won a libertadores since 2007? Are they the man united of Argentina?

>>149414652
This happened
Also their fanbase has been taken over by low-IQ yes-men who are willing to let yet another humiliation slide because Riquelme is their president
The only reason they made it to the finals in 2023 was because of their goalkeeper

>>149404751
>Paul POSA: Dentist
lmao

>>149402529
>they live in a bubble where they think Boca / River could compete in champions league
Literally nobody thinks this

>>149414652
Bad luck
Boca's played like 4 finals since that year, which is a shitload
Even getting to one when their team was meme magic and not so different from this

>>149400781 (OP)
Real talk faggots

as a fag that literally hasn't been here since like 2011 what is kwab

Don't let this thread die, please.

In this house Boquita is a reputable football team, end of story!

>>149419694
a kwab is a b who isn't kwaboty yet

>>149414652
The final in Madrid buckbroke them so badly the bosteros decided to kick out Angelici to put Riquelme in charge and the retards re-elected them (not helped by the fact Palermo wanted to enter the elections with Macri who they all hate because they are low iq mongoloids).
>>149415194
Its really funny how after that final Romero went back to being so dogshit he lost his starting post to an U23 keeper that was raw as fuck and needed a ton more playtime, and even threw punches with a fan because he rightfully called him out for being a terrible GK.

>>149404751
Ngl this is peak CWC SOVL

>>149415194
>taken over

Honestly, what has won River since the final in Madrid?
Both have been shit since then

bump

The best part of my day is the first point when I remember this happened KWABOTY

bumpity

sleeping on the job, huh?