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>>149361055news: coloreds can't fight
Tom Aspinall is terrible and will be exposed quickly
>>149406480>im da bes>im da bes>im das bes
This shit ain't clocking to you niggas
I didn't even know he was sick
is it legal to fart in your opponents face? I know what happens if the poop starts coming out but what if it's just farts?
Yes gimme my face emerging from a tiger face with the letter T then gimme a smear of shit across my upper lip
now this... this looks like the thread for me
>>149406550Ilia is having the time of his life
>>149406450 (OP)UFC: Russian Conscripts edition
UFC IED Road To Kursk
Mikiev Mucislav vs FPV drone
>>149406550Breh how do you fit that much video in 2MBs?
>>149406550Bonafide Superstar
https://youtu.be/mz4ESoO7SDk
>>149406550they told the crowd this was Hasbulla
Sociopaths need an advisor because they still want to be good for self esteem/ego, but they just can't into acting right/ making the right decisions
Tanked that shit. Meanwhile Conor is streaming 1080p in some basement begging for donations
Bulgarian-Chinese MMA superstar Petr Yan
When Ilia has been laid out in the first round you'll regret all those posts you made
>>149406685dirty bitch has a half empty cup of chocolate milk on her shelf when WE heem shartles iโm going to feel euphoric thinking about this whore watching at home sadly lamenting
>>149406730Iliabros why are we blind
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>>149406450 (OP)2 future #1 overall picks
Ilia is already on the UFC mount Rushmore and easy Dana and Ari don't have enough money in the world to pay that man for saving their ass
>>149406771Iliabros why are we retarded
>>149406685Man I really want to meet a UFC fan female, but I don't go outside, know how to drive, pushing 23 and fat right now
>>149406685all women should die
>>149406450 (OP)That's the photoshoped version retard, pic rel is the real one
>>149406628whos the skirt?
>>149406540Is there a Quebecois version of Ratatoiulle?
>>149406845thx im going to google her name and masturbate to her picture
One thing is for certain when you tune in to a Ilia fight you will see soul and not some pitter patter or wet blanket shitter like pislam
What are the odds he retires if the jack literally who fight
When i watch a fight, any fight, i think of Islam's style.
>What are the odds he retires if the jack literally who fight
GM SAAAAAAAAAAR SAAAR HE WHO FIGHT LITERALLY WHO RETIRE SAAAAAAAAAR
if you think about it islam has no path to victory against giacomo
>>149406976Its funny bc Drew Dober would tank through Topurias "crisp boxing" and smash his fucking head in, but you're all hyping the twinklet up
>>149406976Can't even imagine that. It's essentially Nick vs gsp
Anshul Jubli will shit on your favorite fighter
Pantoja a fucking featherweight slept Islam lmaooooo
>>149407051pantoja's a flyweight you mong
>>149407051Bro said the weightclass wrong
>>149407051Islam didn't get slept his head was bouncing off the canvas like a basketball no one could sleep through that
Tazhudinov is better than anyone in the UFC
Anane is better than anyone in the UFC
These are both facts
Also the british poster sucks
Ilia might very well be the best fighter we have ever seen in history of man
Do Americans even fight in the UFC anymore?
>>149407122truth nuke and yeah joe piper would get finished by rdr too but it would be a fluke like when his arm broke
>>149407031Drew Dober would definitely kill Illio Taptoro with his fists for real, like in a body bag and cut man Tate desperately trying to revive him with mouth to BBC
Tardomedov and Anime are the best fighters even better than the good ones you're thinking about like Cung Le
This is now a white man's sport
>>149407173This guy's fucks
>>149407178whatโs heโs name
anal gooning got me to 1/2/3/4 without going to the gym even once
>>149407122Both those faggoty ass gingers got fraud checked.
>>149406450 (OP)Caucaus people like Topuria and Islam have DNA closer to middle easterns and turks than western europeans and slavs
This is now Ari's ant farm
name one good ginger fighter
Ari told Dana where the nukes were and Dana told Trump. Medal of freedom incoming for our boy
>>149407223caucus people are pre-islam pre-everything they are just remnants from legit indo-europeans
but then they got gulag'd and whatnot
>>149407236future champ cory sandhagen
current champ jdm
future former champ merab dvalishvili
>>149407236the brazza with the missing eye
>>149407236The Brazza in the green hoodie
>>149407276didnt he got fraud checked by mvp
Jackhomo Della Mengangler
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>>149407236Ed "Short Fuse" Herman
Has Moreno's accent always been this heavy?
>>149407107For me it's sadulaev
Titties ducked rampage KWAB
>>149407276that dude sucks
>>149407279They all want to BE him but none of them ARE him...
just kissing naked boys in front of the camera
>>149406811go be a homo somewhere else
Ilias rose schtick was way more kino than conors gay muh left will be there fluke ko
>>149407236Chris Leben
DaDa5000
>>149407331Sadulaev would rape anyone in LHW/HW
merab dvalishvili BBC babecock
>>149406550This fucker is trying to speedrun his Mt. Rushmore status and I'm all in for it
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>>149407416A lot of people are saying this
>>149407331>loses to Tazhudinov
Ilia is more famous than Messi in Spain it's fucking nuts
So we get buckley vs usmeng and roundtree vs jamawl but no nickal vs pyfer?
>>149407434Iliar Tewpewria
>>149407122who knew the maxx crosby doppelgangers were ass
brb gonna shower with alexa grasso
Showering everyday is a scam once every 4 is optimal
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Chael crispy as always mmhmm
You know who really needs a shower? Iliar Tewpewria
>>149407519Once a week is optimal actually
>>149407538This nearly killed Ben Askren
Qrd on why the liver king wants to beat Joe's ass
>>149407122Bo has the lowest ear placement I think I've ever seen
>>149407566he just wants the sugar in his tank
>>149407566Hes an huge faggot and wants to french kiss Jons gooch
Joe Pyfer the typa guy that can't get heemed by staph
Joe Pyfer the typa guy that drives an Mustang Cobra at fast speeds
>fat autistic nerd
>career highlight is getting heemed instantly
>jake paul victim
>die at age 40
brutal
TUF about to have dead mom vs living mom
>>149407345TITSISTERS...IS IT TRUE? HAS DARREL SCHOONOVER DUCKED QUINTOM RANPAGE JACKSON?
>>149407704fake fight if ive ever seen one
>>149407704MARAUDERbros weโre feasting
Cheese before bed is goat slow digestion protein
>>149407704IDFlovers we're in business!
DC brought in Ryan Clark to give his fighter pep talk. His fighter does not understand english.
Chael brought in Bob Vila to give his fighter a pep talk. Bryce Mitchell doesn't understand drills
Who is the Jack Osborne of the UFC
>>149407834You must be at least 40
>Oy grab aptoro by the wonk nose and slap that wonk ding dong of a ting
life would be so good if jon jones didn't exist.
Hold on I'm talkin brother
Dana brought in Artemis Pyle to give the fighters a pep talk
There was no UFC BJJ episode today?
Conor should make another movie guy was great in leprechaun 2
Don't be a Furkatbek Yokubov
done showering but alexa grasso wasnt there ;_;
>>149407504shut up btch
Furkatbek "remember the name" Yokubov
>>149407950Dude looks like you'll cut yourself on his edgy point ass
this dude grabbed the cage 5-6 times
Charles is gonna get fucking embarrassed Ilia is a terrible matchup for him
15 years ago when I first became an MMA fan I thought BJJ was the best martial art
Now I don't respect it at all
No one in the world is picking Charles lmao dude must feel like a complete bozo in this bout
Not even Charles is picking Charles
>>149407855OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I will remember all these posts when Charles submits aptoro on Saturday night
these central asians are dirty as fuck
>>149408085they also fight unfairly
>r-r-ret-tard... *shaart*
Charles "I'm just happy to be here" Oliveira
>>149408001Mexican ground karate
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when posters remind me I'm getting close to 40 I see red
>>149408182We can tell, you postings gifs like a dumbass
Good: Ben Askren is on the lung transplant list
Bad: He's already braindead
>>149408197I will hold your little zoomer ass down and rub your rib cage with turds so you lose your lung just like Ben
>>149408216yeah but that was before the staph
>>149408239I train BJJ sometimes and have a judo orange belt buddy.. Id fuck you up
Apparently Ben can't speak but is able to move his lips. In other news, I got a blowjob from Ben Askren.
staph can only be passed via anal sex
Tooptoro can spit bars but has nothing on a Jon Jones quote
Ilia vs Shartles
Heroism vs Cowardice
Jon Jones is a hero, but not the we needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
>>149408264I'd use my over 30 strength to hammerfist you in your vax-softened fontanelle instantly sending you to permaheem
>>149404735>Jones bodycam footage reveals him ratting his brother(s) as EVIL assassins, who have ALREADY murdered ONE person FOR Jon (jon quote)>The very same 24 hrs, his brother Chandler Hap Jones DIES in a CAR accident...is it...
>A: JON killed Chandler because he had Chandler MURDER someone for him already and was SCARED the cops would question Chandler about this. >B:Jones and Aurther killed him because he was they were worried he would talk.>C: NONE of the above, and this will be Jones' inspirational movie moment where he hits rock bottom and finally becomes sober and healthy?>D: It's a revenge hit by a relative of someone Chandler has already killed.Which is it, /heem/?
did jon's brother really die wtf
What other MMA dads are there? Aspinall's dad is the only one I can think of who talks all the time.
There's some BJ Penn shit going on in Jon's world right now. Killed his own brother to avoid fighting a man with a retarded son. Awful
>Chandler the pooshoes man he come you must die now
>Jon, no....
no way chandler jones is dead must be fake
>>149408412>>149408368it's real. just happened today
>>149408495Jones' brother is 35 thoughbeit.
>https://youtube.com/shorts/UnND5H8rDd0?si=5KlwUGuAx6t4jfq3
Why can't Tom do this?
Jon hid under his brother's wrecked truck for 8 hours because he didn't want to be tested
>>149408495>Canadian Football League star who also plated in the National Football League
>>149408534That is a voice you only develop after sucking many many cocks.
>>149408548It's over I'm afraid... He's been living a lie.
>>149408560Your mom does sound like that.
>>149408414There is loma dad in boxing or hanane dad in muay thai
>>149408579>AI will replace human bei-AI sissies we can't even cross reference check...
>>149408559big hoss didn't die, his literal who brother did.
shut up with that filthy pig latin
Hahahaha did Jon Jones brother really die in a car wreck? Hahaha that'll send him on a substance abuse spiral for absolutely sure kwab!
>>149408596people that use AI are fucking retarded (and the future) I'm very excited
>>149408582your mom is an angel with wings, b
>>149408085They are hot as fuck
>>149408612I just found this on Reddit. Isn't that funny?
>>149408611>>149408596Gane talked about this
Jon Jones would rape Tom Aspinal.
Jons brother is alive you dicklocks, the guy who died is 33 and Chandler is like 40 something. Now thank me by eating this legume out from under my foreskin. No hands.
>>149408671Gane fucked him real good!
>>149408639Nah, he ducked. His only HW fights were against a retired 45 year old and a white belt in grappling he knew he would easily tap. He didn't fight at heavyweight until Ngannou was literally out of the UFC. He retired after months of ducking a legit contender.
>>149408681The guy who lost to Curtis Blaydes? Yeah for sure he would have beat the greatest fighter of all time.
>>149408693Why didn't Jon fight him if it would have been so easy? Why did he wait until Ngannou left the UFC before moving to HW? Why didn't he ever fight Rumble? He's always been a duck, cazzies are just realizing now.
>Why didn't Jon fight him if it would have been so easy? Why did he wait until Ngannou left the UFC before moving to HW? Why didn't he ever fight Rumble? He's always been a duck, cazzies are just realizing now.
We like Jones here you piece of shit redditor.
>>149408639Jon Jones would funkytown Tom Asspinal
The calculations were kickstarted, the mathematical equations are set.
>>149408719Damn, Volkov sucks ass.
>>149408743Literally the face I imagined reading that post lmao, bodied that freak
>>149408771Funker will tank his new strain of staph just as he tanked that knee.
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Jon just took away Tom's only chance for a good win.
Metro Boomin want some more nigga
>>149408790We don't say the n word here
Automatic (auto, brrt), automatics (yeah, brrt), in the trunk (pew)
Shoot the maggots (pew-pew), shoot the maggots with the pump (hey, brrt)
Thot and addy (thot), love the Patek on my arm (Patek, uh)
We got static (static), pussy nigha run your charm (
they should cut Dumas this bitch keeps pulling out of fights
>>149408790Rollin through the water like an AP (yeah)
Ill take you somewhere you never wanted to be.
>>149408798factually untrue HH
>>149408849shut up francoCHUD women are just as strong and capable as men but sometimes their pussies hurt and smell bad or they cant stop eating cheesecake and shit everywhere before a weigh-in
the doo who heemed jubli gets regular death threats from jeets
>>149408865Rolling through the water Ive got AGP (yeah)
Wonder what kind of things Jon and his brothers did during their younger years
I'm finna heem you and your bestie (yeah)
>>149408942Probably enough 14 yr old white girls to fill an entire stadium
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OOO OOO
AAA AAA
Monke wanna banana
>>149408953*14 yr old white boys
>>149406450 (OP)This mentally weak manlet aint beating Do Bronx
>>149408942They were the bullies who fuck the protagonists mom when she goes to confront them.
>>149408970bet the house on it then
Why dont jones' brothers (whom are both bigger and stronger than him) keep that nigga in check?
>>149408978I'm 20, no site lets me bet
>>149406976JDM is unironically a much more difficult fight than Ilia for Islam. If Islam has a weakness itโs his chin and he wonโt be able to ragdoll JDM like he would Ilia
>>149408985Because they arent athletic, they were technique guys
>>149408987this dude was in the womb when i was posting here by a year of being literal
>>149407031Maybe 2019 Dober. 2025 Dober has no chin left
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>Americans can get double anally penetrated in hardcore porn at 18 but can't drink or bet until 21
>>149408985bappa nfl players are not well behaved
>>149408987get an older friend or family member to bet and give them the money beforehand
>>149409005Talking about the Dober that fought Islam in his comeback fight
black champions are a relic of the past
>>149407122Bo would have been -200 vs Pyfer two months ago now Pyfer would be -400 lol
>>149409015Dricus is black.
>>149409006That's the first thing you did b?
>>149409006don't forget abortion
>>149408787Jailton is better than every Jones opponent
>>149409006Humans genetically are peak fertile at like 15, of course we can fuck at 18.. Alcohol kills braincels and betting can lead you to insane debt
>>149409012I have no friends and its sad
>>149409015And of the future (gane)
Merab is black... yeah... from the waist up
>>149407704good fucking scrap
>>149407897Literraleigh the greatest ass of all time.
>>149409028>I have no friends and its sadfamily member
cant wait for another gane loss later this year
>>149409058I live with my grandparents who only speak Spanish and are anti gambling. all my other family is in a different state and I dont talk to them
>>149409072The only way Gane can "lose" to Tom is by wrestling, which isnt a loss. Its Aspinall admitting that he cant stay on the feet with Bon Gamin
>>149408771Chunky monkeyed
I hope Gane vs Aspinall is the sloppiest shittiest HW fight in the history of the sport and gets UFC HW mma cancelled and replaced by men's atomweight
>>149409152The only way to make HW great is to remove the upper limit and let it become a spectacle of obese bulldozers like Butterbean and freaks like Eddie Hall.
>>149409109So Tom had a chance to beat Jon? This isn't the "own" Jon thinks it is.
>Canadians give their birthright to jeets
>>149409107>who only speak SpanishI don't see how that relevant
>are anti gamblinglie to them
>all my other family is in a different state and I dont talk to themthen start talking and use a bank transfer
Here's the thing MMA needs another jon hines to get back on track
>>149408771Needs a new lung. Hopefully just the 1
>>149409196You want me to make free money that bad by betting on Charles by KO
>>149409107>I live with my grandparents who only speak Spanish and are anti gamblingYou should learn from your spic parents, gambling is a zero sum game for faggots and losers
>>149409224>gambling is a zero sum game
>>149406803im a female UFC fan and the person I've been having a relationship with for around 8 years now is pretty much just you but a bit older, there's hope for you
>>149409249sharpie or gtfo
>>149408910This was a shit stoppage though, he was still defending himself.
Wasn't a heem at all.
>>149409188These people ruin my hockey chat.. I hate them so much
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Stop posting
they have trannies in chile?
>>149409172I have been saying this for years. We want the biggest, fattest, most stretch mark tittied haymaker throwing slob sacks of shit banging it out with roid masters the size of two Rich Pianas
>>149409315yeah I'm actually friends with a bunch of them, they're either crazy cluster B drama addicted bitches that have both arms and legs covered in cuts or sweet but vulnerable people that can't go outside without having a mental breakdown
there's also a secret third type
new spammy gimmick just dropped
Daners the bad guy here. Jon said he won't fight Tom and he can have the HW belt. Tom said he's down to fight whoever as long as it's for the undisputed belt.
At worst Jon would have gone down as a Mayweather type goat who waited until paciao was a geriatric to fight him. But Dana dragged this on for long enough to ruin Jon's legacy
>Charles has a chanc-AACKK
Dana is against body positivity and refuses to let 600 pounders fight out of pure hate
Cub "Pure Strikes" Swanson
>>149409460plants vs zombies???
>>149409330>there's also a secret third typeyeah you a bloke in a dress
YA HEAR THAT? I'M NOT UNRESPONSIVE ANYMORE!
I feel like Arman might beat topuria
Schaubbing the Till at the minge's but she woke up and is sending me reels what would ufc hof Georges St Pierre do in this predicament
>โYesterday, he kept mouthing something for a while, and we finally figured out he was saying BBC!โ Amy wrote โ(He cant have it yet lol). What a huge relief to see him asking for something so normal. Iโm so thankful his mind is healthy and I canโt wait to have him back. We are also so thankful for the amazing community we have-from close friends, friends We havenโt talked to in 20+ years, to strangers who have reached out to share their similar stories or pray. Thank you.โ
glad to see him on the mend
>>149409315they have trannies everywhere, bappa
>reddit when Bones retired
>>149409544I don't have one I'm a cat dad
>>149409558did this faggot make money doing this? incredible if true
>>149406450 (OP)>Usman roided to all hell, went life and death with lightweights>Leon an eternal bum who fluked a shot in his entire career, should've been cut during covid>Aljo fluked an entire career, it's actually impressive>Jizzy leg tapping master who for every knockout had 4 gifted decisions and 4 sparring sessions>Magumba roided to all hell, entertaining but such a bum he could've made it only in hw>Jones protected bitch, Gane fight was a blatant dive>Hill was never good and got gifted the corpse of GloverHaunting.
>>149409558>jewish superman>british luthor>bigoted old white man ineffectively attacking>le heckin brown child raising flag of resistance
>>149409582he gets like 600 views a vid
>>149409587It's made for children b were you expecting tolstoy
>>149409558Literally me when Silva permaheems Volk.
paulo costa vs keving holland should be on the next ppv
>>149409602It's made to brainwash children b I was expecting these jewish tricks
Update: having one of them schaubs you have to get back to I suspect the rubicon has been crossed now
>>149409613THE KEVIN PEE?
A warning .... to all the goof out there who are picking against Talbott...... Heh ..... Ya'll finnabadda get donked.
omg the ufc bjj belt is the worst i seen wtf, this is not the best they could do, who tf pick that desing
>>149409587>>149409602superman was created by two jews tards
>>149409613>that faceplant
>>149409521Shut the fuck up. Respectfully.
>>149409614You're crazy in the head, brother.
Kek liver king got arrested for terrorism for flying to Austin to fight Joe rogan
Paymen Touchbutt is going to get gaped and thrown in a dumpster where he belongs
>>149409631So was Jesus but you wouldn't step to Him
>>149409641i wasnt against superman
Rogan ducked his father was right
>>149409651its so early meng wtf
>>149409634It gets worse bapmeister she has just entered the octagon mere minutes after my back to back 5 rounders
nah i trip belt fire shieeets
you guys are crazy
i know bald men that are slinging dick
b
>>149409691What's his name?
when will Schaub return to the Rogan podcast and heem him?
>>149406501She has the title of most cringe fighter. And that dance she did after winning last time. She looked like a 10 year old boy who got told he could play computer games after dinner
BUH GOD THAT'S TOM'S MUSIC
>*squish* *squish* *squish*
JON JONES IS GOING TO GO TO HELL FOR WHAT HE DID TO TOM ASPINALL
>>149406771What the fuck are you talking about? For winning the belt and defending it a single time. Why? How? Do you even know what you're saying?
>>149409688Inspired by Bionicles.
>>149409603Volk will retire before he fights Silva
>>149409694Can't tell you, and you know that
Can anyone explain to me how the FUCK Josh Van is favored over Brandon Royval
>JON JONES IS GOING TO GO TO HELL FOR WHAT HE DID TO TOM ASPINALL
>>149409713Okay, you're in the fish's corner and the fourth round just ended. What do you tell him?
>>149409712What does that mean?
>>149409713i would heem that seal underwatering ankle picking his shiet if that dog was trying to bite my dick like he trynna eat that fish bro
>>149409613johnny walker-esque
>>149409722recency bias
royval is gonna dogwalk van
>>149409722recency bias
van fights every month and he is fun to watch as he heems tomato cans
JON JONES YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHY! TELL ME WHY!
>>149409613Kevin Lee had the weirdest career arc
Went from promising prospect to chinless gigacan in like 3 fights
>>149409711Her chat is so gay
>>149409731>>149409728nah this would be the case in any other division but not 125 van smokes him
>>149409724I'd hold the ice bag over the cut and hope the doctor doesn't see it
>We are NOT losing the belt on a doctor stoppage god damnit we worked too hard for this STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF
>>149409739more like 9 fights i remember at least 3 times where people here thought he would do a comeback for his carrer
>>149409723Sooner than you'd think
I know where fightslut lives. Thinking about steaking out her apartment in my car to learn the exact times she leaves/comes in
>>149409722Regency bias. Joshua Van comes from a long line of Burmese royalty.
>>149409703>Puma splattersDERNERRRNERR NER NERRRR
>>149409713nature is brutal
Hey guys just released my 127 minute UFC 317 preview/picks video. Appreciate y'all liking and subscribing
>>149409765not as brutal as this *heems you*
>>149409765dude are you heemed brainy? how that fuck would that be real where is the blood
been watching ufc about 5 years now - was tony ferguson ever good or a total meme? i can't believe he won so many fights in a row he lost every fight once i started following
>>149409778>was tony ferguson ever good or a total memeboth things can be true at once
>>149409775You can see the vaseline in the cut, helps it clot. Good corner work
>>149409713laura sanko to my meng
>>149409722Recently pious he shant be dying any time soon in the father's name
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>>149409765>OHHHH SOO BROOTAL NOOO NATURE IS...LE SCARY>in reality: : )
>>149409778he was top people here just shits on him but at that time no one on the rankings was that much better he would of putted on competitive fights with most, even khabib, age got him and new gen is better
whoever is unironically rooting for Ilia is a soulless bastard
you believe in:
>projects, narcissism, flukes, multi-nationalism (a nigga born in Germany, living in Spain, representing Georgia), mental retardation and degenerate activities like tattooing your own face.
whereas Charles followers believe in:
>SOVL, hard work, overcoming failure through strength of will, dominating performances, loving of animals, equestrianship, true love for the fans and fanatical embracing mistakes to make yourself better
TUDO ร CONQUISTADO NA VIDA DO ILUMINADO
>>149409722Joshua Van is an anagram of James Vick
>>149409788>your mom will never make you 8 thousand chicken nuggies
>>149409688Zoomers find this attractive.
>whoever is unironically rooting for Ilia is a soulless bastard
>you believe in:
>>projects, narcissism, flukes, multi-nationalism (a nigga born in Germany, living in Spain, representing Georgia), mental retardation and degenerate activities like tattooing your own face.
>whereas Charles followers believe in:
>>SOVL, hard work, overcoming failure through strength of will, dominating performances, loving of animals, equestrianship, true love for the fans and fanatical embracing mistakes to make yourself better
>TUDO ร CONQUISTADO NA VIDA DO ILUMINADO
>>149409778Lol the first Tony fight I saw was Lando
He always sucked
Lando should have ended the Tony meme 5 years before Garth did
charlie olives knocks turdpuria out with a machida-esque front kick in round 2
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>>149409722Decently pious watch heembedded
>>149409722>lanklet fighting a minivan Yeah I'm thinking the Van wins
>>149409713OOOOOH GAETHJE IS ROCKED
Shartles sells pics of his butthole on onlyfans, wouldn't call that soul
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>"Well Charles Oliveira vowed to bring the action in this fight, he told Joe Rogan he doesn't consider himself the GOAT of the Lightweight division unless he captures the W from this new mega star in Ilia Topuria."
>"Well when you've got two fighters with nuclear bombs in both hands, insane mobility, grappling and fight IQ, neither guy wants to rush in."
>"Right, this is basically a chess match, what we're seeing right now. Do Bronx and El Matador are both looking for openings, trying to time an entry. They don't want to get impatient."
>"Charles Oliveira throws up a jab, appears to have been blocked by Topuria."
>"He's just gauging distance with that strike."
>"Oh! Stiff left hand from El Matador."
>"That hurt Charles. That hurt."
>"OH! Another bomb from Topuria!"
>"Charles is just trying to retreat. He is in a world of trouble here."
>"Yeah, this is the last place you want to be with Ilia Topuria."
>"OOOOOOOOHHH!"
>"Charles caught him with something! Was that a left?"
>"Charles Oliveira staggers Ili- OHHHHHH!!"
>"HE'S DOWN! ILIA TOPURIA IS DOWN!"
>"HUGE HAMMERFISTS FROM CHARLES!"
>"THAT IS IT! CHARLES DO BRONX OLIVEIRA IS THE UNDISPUTED UFC LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!"
shartles is fake humble
Ilia is true cocked
>>149409829OnlyFans is rumored to be UFC's next broadcast partner. They're saying $20 PPVs and afterward the cameras follow women's fighters into the showers
boy that sure was exciting and a real shot in the arm for MMA when Ilia knocked out bug burger magoo
>>149409788Barely enough Coke to sustain a person. I simply can't boy someone like that.
>OOOHHH IT IS ALL OVER CHARLES SHARTLES NO HEART OLIVEIRA HAS GIVEN UP AGAIN
>>149409839I don't think you know what you're talking about, Bud.
>>149409858>OOOOOOOOHHHH OLIVEIRA WITH THE TIGHT ANUS GUARD FELDER IS TRAPPED IN THERE
Ilia would die from a single bite of bug burger his fragile little immune system would self immolate
Jean Silva has evacuated New York
Clitia has a very tiny penis.
There is no data available on the penis size of Ilia Topuria. Its length is a mystery.
>>149409863I know that guy, that's the Lad who wonked ilia's nose
I got banned from /pw/ for posting an mma picture. I feel almost, slighted
>>149409894I think we can all agree that Volk won that fight.
i don't care about ilia's penis, only his wonk nose
>>149409894Conor ended lil ding dong's career before it ever began if you ask me (and most people do)
>>149409898hey does the wwe hw champ has a chance against tom? you already outed yourself as a mandrama watcher
>>149409906John Cena? Probably, I'd say he has some chinese virus inside him that makes him defend Taiwan or he can't get his weekly antidote. Tom has no such assurances, and a retarded son.
The fuck does wotcher mean? This is annoying me
Thomas Aspinell; Swedish champion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg3Vl8BZ2Rw
its up
>>149409928watcher with a british accent
any news about ciryl gane ? I want to talk about him
>>149409960you are our insider if you dont know how can we?
>>149409501I wouldnt put on a dress im a perma manmoder
IM WOTCHINGGGGG, oh im wotchinggggg the UFC fighter predict and reacct to this weeks UFC Card on youtube.. i cant stop wotchingggg
Mikey Mucimex Road To Colon Removal
>>149409984sounds like how bigfoot silva would pronounce it
>Hashad lock me in de uh blackzillion besement, he play a scaer on me, an when duwahr open, I call him wonker
>>149409960It's Monsieur Gane for you, bozo.
>>149409726How are you etc
>>149409928I read it in beano or dandy I think it means wassup my nigga in bongalese
need to see Gane in Powerslap
>>149409898I have posted the worst drivel there held up the giulia general when it was growing legs sometimes for a week at a time and have never got a ban
Remember that cryptic Instagram live Jon did back in Feb? It was when he was running from the scene of the crime
Bonjour monsieur aspinal, you not le respect moi, moi calculate very much your weakness, c'est fini
>>149410025Jon is by far the GOAT in every dimension of the fight game
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhh the calculation, il show me le path to le success.
>>149410019I did get banned for posting a pic of Bret Hart yelling with the post I THINK GOLDBERG IS A JEW HOMO once so maybe I was on thin ice
>>149410044Goldberg is indeed a jew homo thougheverbeit
Can ngannou even leave the pfl?
>>149410054he could if he was a real one and heemed anyone that tried to stop him
ngannou in wwe is the best move for him no cap
Rampaging child murderer that cuts emotional promos about the children he has slaughtered suffered, they have not suffered nearly as much as he has would be dimes. I think only Rikishi's ass could stop him, possibly at Summerslam
If he leaves pfl the no charges deal is over. iykyk
>Ngannou unveils portrait of his latest victim
>begins crying in kayfabe
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
"Kobe, I know me be siyin meet me by bad rivah in tree days, but I thinking, perhaps your fault this hapen?"
>crowd livid throwing soiled diapers and pitbull puppies into the ring
*contract shatters*
>DO YOU WANNA BE A FUCKIN FIGHTER?
*MASSIVE POO*
i'm the PFL world champion
>>149409938more like Tomas Aspnรคlle
>>149410077Why don't you go to peedub or pol instead of shitting heem up everyday
>>149410126Tuomas Keharipoika
>>149410133Tuomas Aspinรครคle
Prime Britney Spears heems my meng
>>149410149leave britney alone
for me it was christina aguilera in the pool toy
>>149410141Tuomas Haapakaivo
to be more precise
Or maybe Tuomas Haapavirta
or Tomas Aspbรคck/ Aspbrunn
depending on what "wall" is actually referring to
my American brain is getting CTE from all these words
Whittaker is a fuckin chad man
Whittaker beat Adesanya in the rematch.. why the fuck did they rob him
>>149410178Why yall language so obsessed with hap?
>>149410227That's Finnish not Swedish
>>149410249I could go to All Stars Sweden, walk right into that fucking Gym and grab a handful of ass out of any female members and what the fuck will you Swedish boys do? Eat a fucking herring? Ya'll can't fight for shit and quit at ANY sign of adversity
>>149410100I'm going to pay him to react to Khabib and Islam wholesome moment compilations. Then I'm going to get him to react to Khamzat crying with the little girl. Soon I'll have /heem/ under total control, and rule it with an iron fist.
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>>149410259Anyway, Aspinall seems to refer to some sort of source of water near aspen. Now, whether that is a well or a stream or maybe even a spring is hard to know. At least the "wall" part of Aspin(w)all is etymologically related to "well" as in a well where you get water from.
>>149410263*dimes rain down*
>>149410266is she related to jeff hardy?
>>149410274I thought you meant Chael would appear on a big screen after Dana's entrance and explain how he will use Ngannou to control heem
If Sweden ran at me in the cage right now shouting all the names he said earlier I'd be out cold
>>149410279mmm fair enough
>>149410276yeah that's his mom
Swedish mfers will eat a Herring right in front of you instead of fighting
>>149410294why does shartles looks like brown gaycheese in that right pic
>>149410268Now, translating that to swedish we get either Aspbรคck or Aspbrunn depending on what the last part of Aspin(w)all means. Pretty simple.
For finnish "aspen" would be "haapa" which then can be combined with either virta or kaivo depending on, again, what "wall" actually means in the name Aspin(w)all. Though, admittedly I don't know enough about finnish naming conventions to make an accurate rendering of the Aspinall into finnish.
I guess if no one's gonna step up, I'll go ahead and make a /gane/ thread. Gotta drop a schaub then it's getting made.
sweedins like to eat that canned rotten fish that normal people use for challenges
>>149410012>>149410004I see.
Too early in the week to know how I am
>>149410306Normal people enjoy creating dumb challenges out of what things other cultures have created for themselves.
Man I hate everyone