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news: coloreds can't fight

Phenomenal thread.

Bassed!

So is Ben dead yet?

Ahhh im the best

Tom Aspinall is terrible and will be exposed quickly

>>149406480
>im da bes
>im da bes
>im das bes

This shit ain't clocking to you niggas

I didn't even know he was sick

MMA is healing.

Im da bes mayne
I deed it

is it legal to fart in your opponents face? I know what happens if the poop starts coming out but what if it's just farts?

TKO

Yes gimme my face emerging from a tiger face with the letter T then gimme a smear of shit across my upper lip

now this... this looks like the thread for me

>>149406550
Ilia is having the time of his life

>>149406450 (OP)
UFC: Russian Conscripts edition

UFC IED Road To Kursk

Mikiev Mucislav vs FPV drone

>>149406550
Breh how do you fit that much video in 2MBs?

>>149406550
Bonafide Superstar

>>149406550
they told the crowd this was Hasbulla

Why'd he do it

Sociopaths need an advisor because they still want to be good for self esteem/ego, but they just can't into acting right/ making the right decisions

>>149406619
promo's good

Tanked that shit. Meanwhile Conor is streaming 1080p in some basement begging for donations

Bulgarian-Chinese MMA superstar Petr Yan

>>149406685
nice shirt

When Ilia has been laid out in the first round you'll regret all those posts you made

>>149406685
dirty bitch has a half empty cup of chocolate milk on her shelf when WE heem shartles i’m going to feel euphoric thinking about this whore watching at home sadly lamenting

>>149406730
Iliabros why are we blind

>>149406450 (OP)
2 future #1 overall picks

Ilia is already on the UFC mount Rushmore and easy Dana and Ari don't have enough money in the world to pay that man for saving their ass

>>149406771
Iliabros why are we retarded

OH NONONO!

>>149406685
Man I really want to meet a UFC fan female, but I don't go outside, know how to drive, pushing 23 and fat right now

>>149406685
all women should die

>>149406450 (OP)
That's the photoshoped version retard, pic rel is the real one

>>149406628
whos the skirt?

>>149406831
peter yan

>>149406540
Is there a Quebecois version of Ratatoiulle?

>>149406845
thx im going to google her name and masturbate to her picture

One thing is for certain when you tune in to a Ilia fight you will see soul and not some pitter patter or wet blanket shitter like pislam

What are the odds he retires if the jack literally who fight

When i watch a fight, any fight, i think of Islam's style.

>What are the odds he retires if the jack literally who fight
GM SAAAAAAAAAAR SAAAR HE WHO FIGHT LITERALLY WHO RETIRE SAAAAAAAAAR

if you think about it islam has no path to victory against giacomo

>>149406976
Its funny bc Drew Dober would tank through Topurias "crisp boxing" and smash his fucking head in, but you're all hyping the twinklet up

>>149406976
Can't even imagine that. It's essentially Nick vs gsp

Anshul Jubli will shit on your favorite fighter

Pantoja a fucking featherweight slept Islam lmaooooo

>>149407051
pantoja's a flyweight you mong

>>149407051
Bro said the weightclass wrong

>>149407051
Islam didn't get slept his head was bouncing off the canvas like a basketball no one could sleep through that

Tazhudinov is better than anyone in the UFC
Anane is better than anyone in the UFC

These are both facts

Also the british poster sucks

Ilia might very well be the best fighter we have ever seen in history of man

Do Americans even fight in the UFC anymore?

>>149407122
truth nuke and yeah joe piper would get finished by rdr too but it would be a fluke like when his arm broke

>>149407031
Drew Dober would definitely kill Illio Taptoro with his fists for real, like in a body bag and cut man Tate desperately trying to revive him with mouth to BBC

Tardomedov and Anime are the best fighters even better than the good ones you're thinking about like Cung Le

This is now a white man's sport

TUF is on

>>149407173
This guy's fucks

>>149407178
what’s he’s name

anal gooning got me to 1/2/3/4 without going to the gym even once

paper champs

>>149407122
Both those faggoty ass gingers got fraud checked.

>>149406450 (OP)
Caucaus people like Topuria and Islam have DNA closer to middle easterns and turks than western europeans and slavs

This is now Ari's ant farm

name one good ginger fighter

Ari told Dana where the nukes were and Dana told Trump. Medal of freedom incoming for our boy

>>149407223
caucus people are pre-islam pre-everything they are just remnants from legit indo-europeans

but then they got gulag'd and whatnot

>>149407236
future champ cory sandhagen
current champ jdm
future former champ merab dvalishvili

>>149407236
the brazza with the missing eye

>>149407236
gooby

>>149407236
carrot top

>>149407236
The Brazza in the green hoodie

>>149407276
didnt he got fraud checked by mvp

Jackhomo Della Mengangler

>>149407236
Ed "Short Fuse" Herman

>>149407279
Movie.

Has Moreno's accent always been this heavy?

an extremely gooby movie

>>149407107
For me it's sadulaev

Titties ducked rampage KWAB

>>149407276
that dude sucks

>>149407279
They all want to BE him but none of them ARE him...

just kissing naked boys in front of the camera

>>149406811
go be a homo somewhere else

Ilias rose schtick was way more kino than conors gay muh left will be there fluke ko

>>149407236
Chris Leben
DaDa5000

>>149407331
Sadulaev would rape anyone in LHW/HW

merab dvalishvili BBC babecock

>>149406550
This fucker is trying to speedrun his Mt. Rushmore status and I'm all in for it

Iliar Tewpuria

>>149407416
A lot of people are saying this

toepooria

>>149407331
>loses to Tazhudinov

Ilia is more famous than Messi in Spain it's fucking nuts

So we get buckley vs usmeng and roundtree vs jamawl but no nickal vs pyfer?

OHHHHHH THE NINJA FERRET

>>149407434
Iliar Tewpewria

>>149407122
who knew the maxx crosby doppelgangers were ass

bo pyfer

brb gonna shower with alexa grasso

Bob Pfeifer

>>149407496
fake post

joe pyden

Showering everyday is a scam once every 4 is optimal

Chael crispy as always mmhmm

You know who really needs a shower? Iliar Tewpewria

>>149407519
Once a week is optimal actually

>>149407519
we agree

>>149407533
Ben?

>>149407538
This nearly killed Ben Askren

Qrd on why the liver king wants to beat Joe's ass

>>149407122
Bo has the lowest ear placement I think I've ever seen

>>149407566
he just wants the sugar in his tank

>>149407566
Hes an huge faggot and wants to french kiss Jons gooch

>>149407236
no

Joe Pyfer the typa guy that can't get heemed by staph

Joe Pyfer the typa guy that drives an Mustang Cobra at fast speeds

>fat autistic nerd
>career highlight is getting heemed instantly
>jake paul victim
>die at age 40
brutal

TUF about to have dead mom vs living mom

only bitches get staph

>>149407345
TITSISTERS...IS IT TRUE? HAS DARREL SCHOONOVER DUCKED QUINTOM RANPAGE JACKSON?

>>149407704
fake fight if ive ever seen one

>>149407704
MARAUDERbros we’re feasting

Cheese before bed is goat slow digestion protein

>>149407704
IDFlovers we're in business!

DC brought in Ryan Clark to give his fighter pep talk. His fighter does not understand english.

Chael brought in Bob Vila to give his fighter a pep talk. Bryce Mitchell doesn't understand drills

Who is the Jack Osborne of the UFC

>>149407834
You must be at least 40

life would be so good if jon jones didn't exist.

>>149407851
DC

Hold on I'm talkin brother

Dana brought in Artemis Pyle to give the fighters a pep talk

There was no UFC BJJ episode today?

Conor should make another movie guy was great in leprechaun 2

Don't be a Furkatbek Yokubov

done showering but alexa grasso wasnt there ;_;

>>149407504
shut up btch

we look good in shirts

Furkatbek "remember the name" Yokubov

>>149407950
Dude looks like you'll cut yourself on his edgy point ass

this dude grabbed the cage 5-6 times

Charles is gonna get fucking embarrassed Ilia is a terrible matchup for him

ear, Ear, EAR

15 years ago when I first became an MMA fan I thought BJJ was the best martial art

Now I don't respect it at all

No one in the world is picking Charles lmao dude must feel like a complete bozo in this bout

>>149408005
retard

Not even Charles is picking Charles

>>149407855
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I will remember all these posts when Charles submits aptoro on Saturday night

these central asians are dirty as fuck

>>149408085
they also fight unfairly

Chael's team sucks

deadmombros...

Charles "I'm just happy to be here" Oliveira

>>149408001
Mexican ground karate

ColBITCH sisters...

when posters remind me I'm getting close to 40 I see red

>>149408182
We can tell, you postings gifs like a dumbass

40s are the new 20s

bopbopbopbopbop

Good: Ben Askren is on the lung transplant list
Bad: He's already braindead

>>149408197
I will hold your little zoomer ass down and rub your rib cage with turds so you lose your lung just like Ben

>>149408216
yeah but that was before the staph

>>149408239
I train BJJ sometimes and have a judo orange belt buddy.. Id fuck you up

Apparently Ben can't speak but is able to move his lips. In other news, I got a blowjob from Ben Askren.

staph can only be passed via anal sex

Tooptoro can spit bars but has nothing on a Jon Jones quote

Ilia vs Shartles
Heroism vs Cowardice

Jon Jones is a hero, but not the we needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

>>149408264
I'd use my over 30 strength to hammerfist you in your vax-softened fontanelle instantly sending you to permaheem

>>149404735
>Jones bodycam footage reveals him ratting his brother(s) as EVIL assassins, who have ALREADY murdered ONE person FOR Jon (jon quote)
>The very same 24 hrs, his brother Chandler Hap Jones DIES in a CAR accident...
is it...
>A: JON killed Chandler because he had Chandler MURDER someone for him already and was SCARED the cops would question Chandler about this.
>B:Jones and Aurther killed him because he was they were worried he would talk.
>C: NONE of the above, and this will be Jones' inspirational movie moment where he hits rock bottom and finally becomes sober and healthy?
>D: It's a revenge hit by a relative of someone Chandler has already killed.
Which is it, /heem/?

what r u watching

>>149408246
Cute boy

>>149408339
Sadly true

Volumengs.

did jon's brother really die wtf

What other MMA dads are there? Aspinall's dad is the only one I can think of who talks all the time.

There's some BJ Penn shit going on in Jon's world right now. Killed his own brother to avoid fighting a man with a retarded son. Awful

Volumengs…

>Chandler the pooshoes man he come you must die now
>Jon, no....

Freemasons are after Jon

no way chandler jones is dead must be fake

>>149408412
>>149408368
it's real. just happened today

>>149408495
Jones' brother is 35 thoughbeit.

Darren Till lad

>https://youtube.com/shorts/UnND5H8rDd0?si=5KlwUGuAx6t4jfq3
Why can't Tom do this?

Jon hid under his brother's wrecked truck for 8 hours because he didn't want to be tested

>>149408495
>Canadian Football League star who also plated in the National Football League

>>149408534
That is a voice you only develop after sucking many many cocks.

>>149408548
It's over I'm afraid... He's been living a lie.

>>149408560
Your mom does sound like that.

>>149408414
There is loma dad in boxing or hanane dad in muay thai

>>149408579
>AI will replace human bei-
AI sissies we can't even cross reference check...

>>149408559
big hoss didn't die, his literal who brother did.

shut up with that filthy pig latin

Hahahaha did Jon Jones brother really die in a car wreck? Hahaha that'll send him on a substance abuse spiral for absolutely sure kwab!

>>149408596
people that use AI are fucking retarded (and the future) I'm very excited

>>149408582
your mom is an angel with wings, b

>>149408085
They are hot as fuck

>>149408612
I just found this on Reddit. Isn't that funny?

>>149408611
>>149408596
Gane talked about this

Jon Jones would rape Tom Aspinal.

Jons brother is alive you dicklocks, the guy who died is 33 and Chandler is like 40 something. Now thank me by eating this legume out from under my foreskin. No hands.

>>149408671
Gane fucked him real good!

>>149408639
Nah, he ducked. His only HW fights were against a retired 45 year old and a white belt in grappling he knew he would easily tap. He didn't fight at heavyweight until Ngannou was literally out of the UFC. He retired after months of ducking a legit contender.

>>149408681
The guy who lost to Curtis Blaydes? Yeah for sure he would have beat the greatest fighter of all time.

>>149408693
Why didn't Jon fight him if it would have been so easy? Why did he wait until Ngannou left the UFC before moving to HW? Why didn't he ever fight Rumble? He's always been a duck, cazzies are just realizing now.

The Bon Gamin shuffle

dfd

>Why didn't Jon fight him if it would have been so easy? Why did he wait until Ngannou left the UFC before moving to HW? Why didn't he ever fight Rumble? He's always been a duck, cazzies are just realizing now.
We like Jones here you piece of shit redditor.

>>149408639
Jon Jones would funkytown Tom Asspinal

The calculations were kickstarted, the mathematical equations are set.

>>149408719
Damn, Volkov sucks ass.

>>149408743
Literally the face I imagined reading that post lmao, bodied that freak

Funky status?

>>149408771
Funker will tank his new strain of staph just as he tanked that knee.

Jon just took away Tom's only chance for a good win.

Metro Boomin want some more nigga

>>149408790
We don't say the n word here

Automatic (auto, brrt), automatics (yeah, brrt), in the trunk (pew)
Shoot the maggots (pew-pew), shoot the maggots with the pump (hey, brrt)
Thot and addy (thot), love the Patek on my arm (Patek, uh)
We got static (static), pussy nigha run your charm (

they should cut Dumas this bitch keeps pulling out of fights

>>149408816
Factual post.

>>149408790
Rollin through the water like an AP (yeah)

Ill take you somewhere you never wanted to be.

>>149408798
factually untrue HH

>>149408849
shut up francoCHUD women are just as strong and capable as men but sometimes their pussies hurt and smell bad or they cant stop eating cheesecake and shit everywhere before a weigh-in

the doo who heemed jubli gets regular death threats from jeets

>>149408865
Rolling through the water Ive got AGP (yeah)

Wonder what kind of things Jon and his brothers did during their younger years

I'm finna heem you and your bestie (yeah)

>>149408942
Probably enough 14 yr old white girls to fill an entire stadium

OOO OOO
AAA AAA
Monke wanna banana

>>149408953
Girls?

>>149408953
*14 yr old white boys

>>149406450 (OP)
This mentally weak manlet aint beating Do Bronx

>>149408942
They were the bullies who fuck the protagonists mom when she goes to confront them.

>>149408953
>>149408964
He doesn't know.

>>149408970
bet the house on it then

Why dont jones' brothers (whom are both bigger and stronger than him) keep that nigga in check?

>>149408978
I'm 20, no site lets me bet

>>149406976
JDM is unironically a much more difficult fight than Ilia for Islam. If Islam has a weakness it’s his chin and he won’t be able to ragdoll JDM like he would Ilia

>>149408985
Because they arent athletic, they were technique guys

>>149408987
this dude was in the womb when i was posting here by a year of being literal

>>149407031
Maybe 2019 Dober. 2025 Dober has no chin left

>>149408985
bappa nfl players are not well behaved

>>149408987
get an older friend or family member to bet and give them the money beforehand

>>149409005
Talking about the Dober that fought Islam in his comeback fight

black champions are a relic of the past

>>149407122
Bo would have been -200 vs Pyfer two months ago now Pyfer would be -400 lol

>>149409015
Dricus is black.

>>149409006
That's the first thing you did b?

>>149409006
don't forget abortion

>>149408787
Jailton is better than every Jones opponent
>>149409006
Humans genetically are peak fertile at like 15, of course we can fuck at 18.. Alcohol kills braincels and betting can lead you to insane debt
>>149409012
I have no friends and its sad

>>149409015
And of the future (gane)

Merab is black... yeah... from the waist up

>>149407704
good fucking scrap

>>149407897
Literraleigh the greatest ass of all time.

>>149409028
>I have no friends and its sad
family member

cant wait for another gane loss later this year

>>149408495
Almost got me

>>149409058
I live with my grandparents who only speak Spanish and are anti gambling. all my other family is in a different state and I dont talk to them
>>149409072
The only way Gane can "lose" to Tom is by wrestling, which isnt a loss. Its Aspinall admitting that he cant stay on the feet with Bon Gamin

Levels.

>>149408771
Chunky monkeyed

I hope Gane vs Aspinall is the sloppiest shittiest HW fight in the history of the sport and gets UFC HW mma cancelled and replaced by men's atomweight

>>149409038
Lul

>>149409152
The only way to make HW great is to remove the upper limit and let it become a spectacle of obese bulldozers like Butterbean and freaks like Eddie Hall.

>>149409109
So Tom had a chance to beat Jon? This isn't the "own" Jon thinks it is.

>>149409107
>who only speak Spanish
I don't see how that relevant
>are anti gambling
lie to them
>all my other family is in a different state and I dont talk to them
then start talking and use a bank transfer

>he's engaging
smdh

Here's the thing MMA needs another jon hines to get back on track

>>149408771
Needs a new lung. Hopefully just the 1

>>149409196
You want me to make free money that bad by betting on Charles by KO

>>149409107
>I live with my grandparents who only speak Spanish and are anti gambling
You should learn from your spic parents, gambling is a zero sum game for faggots and losers

>>149409224
>gambling is a zero sum game

>>149409218
yeah

>>149406803
im a female UFC fan and the person I've been having a relationship with for around 8 years now is pretty much just you but a bit older, there's hope for you

>>149409249
Post yoself

>>149409249
sharpie or gtfo

>>149408910
This was a shit stoppage though, he was still defending himself.
Wasn't a heem at all.

>>149409188
These people ruin my hockey chat.. I hate them so much

Stop posting

they have trannies in chile?

>>149409172
I have been saying this for years. We want the biggest, fattest, most stretch mark tittied haymaker throwing slob sacks of shit banging it out with roid masters the size of two Rich Pianas

>>149409315
yeah I'm actually friends with a bunch of them, they're either crazy cluster B drama addicted bitches that have both arms and legs covered in cuts or sweet but vulnerable people that can't go outside without having a mental breakdown

there's also a secret third type

new spammy gimmick just dropped

Daners the bad guy here. Jon said he won't fight Tom and he can have the HW belt. Tom said he's down to fight whoever as long as it's for the undisputed belt.
At worst Jon would have gone down as a Mayweather type goat who waited until paciao was a geriatric to fight him. But Dana dragged this on for long enough to ruin Jon's legacy

Dana is against body positivity and refuses to let 600 pounders fight out of pure hate

Cub "Pure Strikes" Swanson

anal

with PvZ

>>149409460
plants vs zombies???

>>149409479
You tell me

>>149409330
>there's also a secret third type
yeah you a bloke in a dress

YA HEAR THAT? I'M NOT UNRESPONSIVE ANYMORE!

I feel like Arman might beat topuria

Schaubbing the Till at the minge's but she woke up and is sending me reels what would ufc hof Georges St Pierre do in this predicament

>>149409531
Crank his hog

>“Yesterday, he kept mouthing something for a while, and we finally figured out he was saying BBC!” Amy wrote “(He cant have it yet lol). What a huge relief to see him asking for something so normal. I’m so thankful his mind is healthy and I can’t wait to have him back. We are also so thankful for the amazing community we have-from close friends, friends We haven’t talked to in 20+ years, to strangers who have reached out to share their similar stories or pray. Thank you.”
glad to see him on the mend

>>149409315
they have trannies everywhere, bappa

>>149409544
I don't have one I'm a cat dad

>>149409558
did this faggot make money doing this? incredible if true

>>149406450 (OP)
>Usman roided to all hell, went life and death with lightweights
>Leon an eternal bum who fluked a shot in his entire career, should've been cut during covid
>Aljo fluked an entire career, it's actually impressive
>Jizzy leg tapping master who for every knockout had 4 gifted decisions and 4 sparring sessions
>Magumba roided to all hell, entertaining but such a bum he could've made it only in hw
>Jones protected bitch, Gane fight was a blatant dive
>Hill was never good and got gifted the corpse of Glover
Haunting.

>>149409558
>jewish superman
>british luthor
>bigoted old white man ineffectively attacking
>le heckin brown child raising flag of resistance

>>149409582
he gets like 600 views a vid

>>149409587
It's made for children b were you expecting tolstoy

>>149409558
Literally me when Silva permaheems Volk.

paulo costa vs keving holland should be on the next ppv

>>149409602
It's made to brainwash children b I was expecting these jewish tricks

Update: having one of them schaubs you have to get back to I suspect the rubicon has been crossed now

>>149409613
THE KEVIN PEE?

A warning .... to all the goof out there who are picking against Talbott...... Heh ..... Ya'll finnabadda get donked.

omg the ufc bjj belt is the worst i seen wtf, this is not the best they could do, who tf pick that desing

>>149409587
>>149409602
superman was created by two jews tards

>>149409613
>that faceplant

>>149409521
Shut the fuck up. Respectfully.

>>149409614
You're crazy in the head, brother.

Kek liver king got arrested for terrorism for flying to Austin to fight Joe rogan

Paymen Touchbutt is going to get gaped and thrown in a dumpster where he belongs

>>149409631
So was Jesus but you wouldn't step to Him

>>149409641
i wasnt against superman

Goodnight

>>149409646
Nerd!

Rogan ducked his father was right

>>149409651
Fuck you.

>>149409651
its so early meng wtf

No way this doo is gay

>>149409634
It gets worse bapmeister she has just entered the octagon mere minutes after my back to back 5 rounders

nah i trip belt fire shieeets

you guys are crazy
i know bald men that are slinging dick
b

He's here, he's here!

>>149409691
What's his name?

when will Schaub return to the Rogan podcast and heem him?

>>149406501
She has the title of most cringe fighter. And that dance she did after winning last time. She looked like a 10 year old boy who got told he could play computer games after dinner

BUH GOD THAT'S TOM'S MUSIC
>*squish* *squish* *squish*

>>149409688
belt is ass

JON JONES IS GOING TO GO TO HELL FOR WHAT HE DID TO TOM ASPINALL

>>149406771
What the fuck are you talking about? For winning the belt and defending it a single time. Why? How? Do you even know what you're saying?

>>149409691
Wotcher lad

>>149409688
Inspired by Bionicles.

>>149409603
Volk will retire before he fights Silva

>>149409694
Can't tell you, and you know that

Can anyone explain to me how the FUCK Josh Van is favored over Brandon Royval

>>149409713
Okay, you're in the fish's corner and the fourth round just ended. What do you tell him?

>>149409712
What does that mean?

>>149409713
i would heem that seal underwatering ankle picking his shiet if that dog was trying to bite my dick like he trynna eat that fish bro

>>149409613
johnny walker-esque
>>149409722
recency bias
royval is gonna dogwalk van

>>149409722
recency bias
van fights every month and he is fun to watch as he heems tomato cans

JON JONES YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHY! TELL ME WHY!

>>149409613
Kevin Lee had the weirdest career arc
Went from promising prospect to chinless gigacan in like 3 fights

>>149409711
Her chat is so gay

>>149409731
>>149409728
nah this would be the case in any other division but not 125 van smokes him

>>149409724
I'd hold the ice bag over the cut and hope the doctor doesn't see it
>We are NOT losing the belt on a doctor stoppage god damnit we worked too hard for this STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF

>>149409739
more like 9 fights i remember at least 3 times where people here thought he would do a comeback for his carrer

>>149409723
Sooner than you'd think

I know where fightslut lives. Thinking about steaking out her apartment in my car to learn the exact times she leaves/comes in

>>149409722
Regency bias. Joshua Van comes from a long line of Burmese royalty.

>>149409703
>Puma splatters
DERNERRRNERR NER NERRRR

>>149409713
nature is brutal

Hey guys just released my 127 minute UFC 317 preview/picks video. Appreciate y'all liking and subscribing

>>149409765
not as brutal as this *heems you*

>>149409765
dude are you heemed brainy? how that fuck would that be real where is the blood

been watching ufc about 5 years now - was tony ferguson ever good or a total meme? i can't believe he won so many fights in a row he lost every fight once i started following

>>149409778
>was tony ferguson ever good or a total meme
both things can be true at once

>>149409775
You can see the vaseline in the cut, helps it clot. Good corner work

>>149409713
laura sanko to my meng

>>149409722
Recently pious he shant be dying any time soon in the father's name

>>149409765
>OHHHH SOO BROOTAL NOOO NATURE IS...LE SCARY
>in reality:
: )

>>149409778
he was top people here just shits on him but at that time no one on the rankings was that much better he would of putted on competitive fights with most, even khabib, age got him and new gen is better

whoever is unironically rooting for Ilia is a soulless bastard
you believe in:
>projects, narcissism, flukes, multi-nationalism (a nigga born in Germany, living in Spain, representing Georgia), mental retardation and degenerate activities like tattooing your own face.

whereas Charles followers believe in:
>SOVL, hard work, overcoming failure through strength of will, dominating performances, loving of animals, equestrianship, true love for the fans and fanatical embracing mistakes to make yourself better

TUDO É CONQUISTADO NA VIDA DO ILUMINADO

>>149409722
Joshua Van is an anagram of James Vick

>>149409793
Woah...

>>149409788
>your mom will never make you 8 thousand chicken nuggies

>>149409688
Zoomers find this attractive.

>whoever is unironically rooting for Ilia is a soulless bastard
>you believe in:
>>projects, narcissism, flukes, multi-nationalism (a nigga born in Germany, living in Spain, representing Georgia), mental retardation and degenerate activities like tattooing your own face.
>whereas Charles followers believe in:
>>SOVL, hard work, overcoming failure through strength of will, dominating performances, loving of animals, equestrianship, true love for the fans and fanatical embracing mistakes to make yourself better
>TUDO É CONQUISTADO NA VIDA DO ILUMINADO

>>149409778
Lol the first Tony fight I saw was Lando
He always sucked
Lando should have ended the Tony meme 5 years before Garth did

>>149409788
>carbs

>>149409798
Jej

charlie olives knocks turdpuria out with a machida-esque front kick in round 2

>>149409688
LET IT RIP!

>>149409722
Decently pious watch heembedded

>>149409722
>lanklet fighting a minivan
Yeah I'm thinking the Van wins

>>149409713
OOOOOH GAETHJE IS ROCKED

Shartles sells pics of his butthole on onlyfans, wouldn't call that soul

>"Well Charles Oliveira vowed to bring the action in this fight, he told Joe Rogan he doesn't consider himself the GOAT of the Lightweight division unless he captures the W from this new mega star in Ilia Topuria."
>"Well when you've got two fighters with nuclear bombs in both hands, insane mobility, grappling and fight IQ, neither guy wants to rush in."
>"Right, this is basically a chess match, what we're seeing right now. Do Bronx and El Matador are both looking for openings, trying to time an entry. They don't want to get impatient."
>"Charles Oliveira throws up a jab, appears to have been blocked by Topuria."
>"He's just gauging distance with that strike."
>"Oh! Stiff left hand from El Matador."
>"That hurt Charles. That hurt."
>"OH! Another bomb from Topuria!"
>"Charles is just trying to retreat. He is in a world of trouble here."
>"Yeah, this is the last place you want to be with Ilia Topuria."
>"OOOOOOOOHHH!"
>"Charles caught him with something! Was that a left?"
>"Charles Oliveira staggers Ili- OHHHHHH!!"
>"HE'S DOWN! ILIA TOPURIA IS DOWN!"
>"HUGE HAMMERFISTS FROM CHARLES!"
>"THAT IS IT! CHARLES DO BRONX OLIVEIRA IS THE UNDISPUTED UFC LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!"

shartles is fake humble
Ilia is true cocked

>>149409829
OnlyFans is rumored to be UFC's next broadcast partner. They're saying $20 PPVs and afterward the cameras follow women's fighters into the showers

boy that sure was exciting and a real shot in the arm for MMA when Ilia knocked out bug burger magoo

Tracy Cortez fightweek

>>149409788
Barely enough Coke to sustain a person. I simply can't boy someone like that.

>>149409839
I don't think you know what you're talking about, Bud.

>>149409858
>OOOOOOOOHHHH OLIVEIRA WITH THE TIGHT ANUS GUARD FELDER IS TRAPPED IN THERE

Ilia would die from a single bite of bug burger his fragile little immune system would self immolate

Jean Silva has evacuated New York

Clitia has a very tiny penis.

There is no data available on the penis size of Ilia Topuria. Its length is a mystery.

>>149409863
I know that guy, that's the Lad who wonked ilia's nose

I got banned from /pw/ for posting an mma picture. I feel almost, slighted

>>149409894
I think we can all agree that Volk won that fight.

i don't care about ilia's penis, only his wonk nose

>>149409894
Conor ended lil ding dong's career before it ever began if you ask me (and most people do)

>>149409898
hey does the wwe hw champ has a chance against tom? you already outed yourself as a mandrama watcher

wonk meng illy

>>149409906
John Cena? Probably, I'd say he has some chinese virus inside him that makes him defend Taiwan or he can't get his weekly antidote. Tom has no such assurances, and a retarded son.

The fuck does wotcher mean? This is annoying me

Thomas Aspinell; Swedish champion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg3Vl8BZ2Rw

its up

>>149409928
watcher with a british accent

any news about ciryl gane ? I want to talk about him

>>149409960
you are our insider if you dont know how can we?

>>149409501
I wouldnt put on a dress im a perma manmoder

IM WOTCHINGGGGG, oh im wotchinggggg the UFC fighter predict and reacct to this weeks UFC Card on youtube.. i cant stop wotchingggg

Mikey Mucimex Road To Colon Removal

what about wonker

>>149409984
sounds like how bigfoot silva would pronounce it
>Hashad lock me in de uh blackzillion besement, he play a scaer on me, an when duwahr open, I call him wonker

It has been confirmed.

>>149409960
It's Monsieur Gane for you, bozo.

>>149409726
How are you etc

Life is a Gane.

>>149409928
I read it in beano or dandy I think it means wassup my nigga in bongalese

need to see Gane in Powerslap

>>149409898
I have posted the worst drivel there held up the giulia general when it was growing legs sometimes for a week at a time and have never got a ban

Remember that cryptic Instagram live Jon did back in Feb? It was when he was running from the scene of the crime

Bonjour monsieur aspinal, you not le respect moi, moi calculate very much your weakness, c'est fini

>>149410025
Jon is by far the GOAT in every dimension of the fight game

>>149410019
I did get banned for posting a pic of Bret Hart yelling with the post I THINK GOLDBERG IS A JEW HOMO once so maybe I was on thin ice

>>149410044
Goldberg is indeed a jew homo thougheverbeit

Can ngannou even leave the pfl?

>>149410054
he could if he was a real one and heemed anyone that tried to stop him

ngannou in wwe is the best move for him no cap

Rampaging child murderer that cuts emotional promos about the children he has slaughtered suffered, they have not suffered nearly as much as he has would be dimes. I think only Rikishi's ass could stop him, possibly at Summerslam

If he leaves pfl the no charges deal is over. iykyk

>Ngannou unveils portrait of his latest victim
>begins crying in kayfabe
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
"Kobe, I know me be siyin meet me by bad rivah in tree days, but I thinking, perhaps your fault this hapen?"
>crowd livid throwing soiled diapers and pitbull puppies into the ring
*contract shatters*
>DO YOU WANNA BE A FUCKIN FIGHTER?
*MASSIVE POO*

i'm the PFL world champion

>>149409938
more like Tomas Aspnälle

>>149410077
Why don't you go to peedub or pol instead of shitting heem up everyday

>>149410126
Tuomas Keharipoika

>>149410133
Tuomas Aspinääle

Tom Aspinsquish

Tom Aspenladd

Prime Britney Spears heems my meng

>>149410149
leave britney alone

for me it was christina aguilera in the pool toy

>>149410141
Tuomas Haapakaivo
to be more precise

guys speak english pls

Or maybe Tuomas Haapavirta

Tomas Aspvall

or Tomas Aspbäck/ Aspbrunn
depending on what "wall" is actually referring to

my American brain is getting CTE from all these words

Whittaker is a fuckin chad man

its ceetee meng

Whittaker beat Adesanya in the rematch.. why the fuck did they rob him

>>149410213
>>149410218
>>149410223
nigga you gay

>>149410178
Why yall language so obsessed with hap?

>>149410227
That's Finnish not Swedish

>>149410249
I could go to All Stars Sweden, walk right into that fucking Gym and grab a handful of ass out of any female members and what the fuck will you Swedish boys do? Eat a fucking herring? Ya'll can't fight for shit and quit at ANY sign of adversity

>>149410100
I'm going to pay him to react to Khabib and Islam wholesome moment compilations. Then I'm going to get him to react to Khamzat crying with the little girl. Soon I'll have /heem/ under total control, and rule it with an iron fist.

>>149410259
Anyway, Aspinall seems to refer to some sort of source of water near aspen. Now, whether that is a well or a stream or maybe even a spring is hard to know. At least the "wall" part of Aspin(w)all is etymologically related to "well" as in a well where you get water from.

>>149410263
*dimes rain down*

>>149410263(me)
ahem.. meant for >>149409558 >>149409814

>>149410266
is she related to jeff hardy?

>>149410276
Who isn't

>>149410274
I thought you meant Chael would appear on a big screen after Dana's entrance and explain how he will use Ngannou to control heem

If Sweden ran at me in the cage right now shouting all the names he said earlier I'd be out cold

>>149410279
mmm fair enough

>>149410263
>>149410274
Too late.

>>149410276
yeah that's his mom

Swedish mfers will eat a Herring right in front of you instead of fighting

>>149410294
why does shartles looks like brown gaycheese in that right pic

>>149410268
Now, translating that to swedish we get either Aspbäck or Aspbrunn depending on what the last part of Aspin(w)all means. Pretty simple.
For finnish "aspen" would be "haapa" which then can be combined with either virta or kaivo depending on, again, what "wall" actually means in the name Aspin(w)all. Though, admittedly I don't know enough about finnish naming conventions to make an accurate rendering of the Aspinall into finnish.

>>149410295
hot
>>149410296
heath herring

I guess if no one's gonna step up, I'll go ahead and make a /gane/ thread. Gotta drop a schaub then it's getting made.

sweedins like to eat that canned rotten fish that normal people use for challenges

>>149410012
>>149410004
I see.
Too early in the week to know how I am

>>149410306
Normal people enjoy creating dumb challenges out of what things other cultures have created for themselves.

Man I hate everyone