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swedish niggas will eat a herring in front of you instead of training mma

which ones are the ones that eat rotten shark they hang up in a barn?

It's crazy how they are the normal people but somehow they are the ones who are phenomenally dysfunctional and repugnant. This life is odd

Suomi
Finland

Tom's son and his Minecraft channel

>>149410339
it does my head in that people have gotten rich just appearing in a box while shouting dumb shit over video games, maybe I'm just jealous, maybe I should heem every youtuber on Earth

>>149410346
only the other mexican is allowed to post that pic

>>149410339
>>149410372
For me it's the political streamers who sit in a bedroom reading the news looking bored and being algerian

>>149410357
What would Tom's minecraft house look like?

>>149410337
iceland

Another buck finna be broken soon

>>149410339
hey meng it was just a silly comment don't take it so seriously

Francis Ngannou has been deployed to Bolivia

>>149410372
I know, there's nothing worse than people getting what they don't deserve. 100 years ago they would've had to tame 20 ferocious wild horses that would kick your ass if you're not tough enough, work on crops to feed them so they can work for you. Do endless physical labour in your farm raising pigs and sheep to make in a year as much as these cuts make for one video

Justin Gaethje is looking for another title shot after beating Falafel Fiziev a second time. Does that make sense? Then again, what does when it comes to Lightweight? The division has been a mess.

Hello all. I am a new fan of MMA. Just learning the rules.
Something I noticed. In the past, wrestlers would get boo’d and told to “work” as soon as they took someone down (see Mir vs Lesnar 2), but nowadays it seems like the most common way of winning is to take someone down and lay on them the whole fight (Islam, Merab). What changed?

>>149410464
He's getting knocked out by a brailian

>>149410482
Islam finishes his opponents on the ground though.
>Le what changed
MMA actually being a sport and letting people implement their plans instead of omg stand them so the striker has a better chance of winning

>>149410484
>brailian
so people who uses braille aka blind people?

>>149410482
little faggot being snarky while trying to come off as interested and asking a question

>>149410482
what changed? mma has just evolved to the point of becoming basically some kind of grappling with some striking to the dismay of many fans as it isn't really as exciting to watch. I am, however, excited to wee what the next step of mma's evolution will look like.

>>149410482
You can easily tell when someone doesn't actually watch the sport when they say Islam is some lay and pray merchant instead of the finishing machine he actually is

>>149410492
It seems more like MMA is becoming wrestling since it clearly has an advantage over all the martial arts and that a ground clock would be a good idea to give other martial arts and equal chance?
>>149410505
I’ve seen his fights, you’re lying. He spends most of them laying on his opponents and being boo’d.

>>149410442
a stately deano shaped like a shoe with shit for a chimney

Total Daddy Domination

>>149410502
That’s what it seems like. I’m just wondering what made the UFC go from letting officials immediately scold wrestlers to “work!” even when they’re ground and pounding their opponent, to officials just standing there picking their boogers while wrestlers literally just lay on opponents.

Justin Gaethje reacts to seeing Hamlet for FIRST TIME!!!

>>149410517
>I’ve seen his fights,
No you havent. He finished Moicano in R1,
He mostly striked with Dustin then strangled him. Did control in R2
He knocked Volk unoncious
He was booed in Australia
Strangled Oliveira in R2, 0 boos bc in Abu Dhabi and were on feet most of fight
APEX fight, knocked Green out in R1
Ripped Hookers arm off inside 3 minutes
>equal chance?
Why the fuck would giving anything an equal chance matter? there's 5 minutes, do your gameplan to win

Heemed minge bunned spliff oats consoomed coffee drank life still empty and meaningless

>>149410521
Why do brown nipples look so disgusting?

>>149410548
Because they're attached to brown people b

>>149410521
But they told me Shartpuria was Spanish

Justin Gatheje is from the caucus region

>>149410537
>No you havent
Yes I have, you just don’t understand the conversation because you’re retarded. Nobody is saying he hasn’t literally gotten finishes, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t spend most fights laying on opponents. These are not mutually exclusive. You’re also misrepresenting the examples you cherry picked (notice you have to say about the first Volk fight like it never happened), but I’m not going through them all. He did not “mostly strike!!” with Dustin, flat-out lie. He did some token striking but spent the vast majority of the fight on the ground. You’re retarded and a liar.
>Why the fuck would giving anything an equal chance matter?
Because it’s MIXED martial arts, not wrestling. And if it’s clear that wrestling has an inherent advantage over the other arts, and it does, it makes sense to even the scales with a ground clock so that strikers don’t go extinct.

>>149410571
dumbass, go watch muay thai or boxing

>>149410574
Wasted post by a downie

>>149410517
>a ground clock would be a good idea to give other martial arts and equal chance
how about fighters learning some wrestling or simple takedown defence so they don't end up on the ground?

>>149410586
but wrestling has a heckin advantage!

>>149410586
They’ve tried, it doesn’t work against elite wrestlers. You can’t be an elite striker and also have elite enough TDD to keep off a Khabib, Islam or Merab type of mudrat who has been wrestling boulders since he was 3. It’s just not realistic. That’s why they’re dominating

Nick Diaz never learned no punk wrestling and you know what Nick Diaz never stopped a takedown, what bitch

>>149410598
It's not just that its that focusing on just learning takedown defense is completely fucking stupid because then you have a fighter that needs to worry both about striking and takedown entries whereas the other one needs to worry only about striking.

Truth is that pure striking is dead forever and the new standard is being able to strike and grapple both offensively and defensively. Fighters that can't shoot have no fucking excuse it ain't 2008 anymore.

>>149410602
Facts

>>149410598
People were glazing Suga Schaub because he had a wrestling heavy camp. Wtf is 8 weeks of wrestling drills going to do when you're up against Merab and his fat neighbour?

>>149410618
This is true and you’re clearly a rare /heem/ intellect, but my suggestion would bring back striking while also giving grappling its fair shake. Yes you can take an opponent down (thanks wrestling!) but you can’t just lay there, you need to work and either beat them to death or submit them. Then after a certain amount of time you’d be stood back up which gives the striker another chance.
Wrestling has its use there by (1) scoring points for the TD, and (2) giving the grappler an opportunity to submit/ground and pound, but it no longer has such an advantage that the wrestler can just lay there and say “I’m controlling my opponent! I’m CONTROLLLLLING!” In this way it’s once again ONE of the many mixed martial arts you can use, rather than the meta.

>>149410598
>Merab
Completely different. he's an outlier. besides him Volk did it, Giacomo did it. literally no excuses. and yes the next step of evolution is having a heavy wrestling base. you are trying to artificially hold the sport back just because you think wrestling is some untouchable overpowered shit without realising how much energy simple takedown can take and that the fight starts on feet in every round.

>>149410647
>M-Merab is special
>Flag
Discarded, mudrat. Your arguments are dumb btw, and basically, you’re stupid

elite wrestlers deserve elite soccer kicks to the head if I'm honest

>>149410658
Many are saying this

Wrestling too OP. Pls nerf

ilia topuria solved mma
just start as a submission specialist and then become a knockout artist

>>149410680
a submission speacilist? he was just fighting spanish sissy boys in europe and could do whatever he wanted

Rest my balls on your forehead

>>149410655
kek dumbfuck you have no idea what you are talking about. wrestlers shooting more than 10 takedowns in 5 rounds is already more than average and you have Merab shooting 50 and be ready for another 50 without gassing out. that's as far from normal as it can get and you don't have to worry about other fighters defying basic wrestling equation of energy consumption like that.

>>149410680
Islam would smesh him brother, you know this

>>149410690
I get that you’re a big fan but nobody is trying to talk about your special boy’s stamina, he’s a lay and pray artist regardless of whether he has more takedown attempts or not. You’re trying to make this conversation all about how awesome Merab’s ballsack tastes but that’s simply not the topic

>>149410500
Hahah right, I like it though

>>149410686
>>149410692
you won't believe it until he subs islam... but he can still do whatever he wants

>>149410699
it IS a topic when I am literally claiming that it takes too much energy and good takedown defense can get you a win like ratlip just gassing out after 1 or at most 2 rounds to the point that he's George Floyding on the ground being vulnerable. Yan absolutely has it solved with wrestling and striking, Umar has it solved as well, that's how a fighter will be in the future on top level and I don't want you fucker disregarding it with
>b-but Merab still beat them
doesn't change that they have it all figured out. you are being completely butthurt about semantics.

How dogshit is Aljo?

>>149410737
You’re arguing with yourself at this point champ

>>149410745
Go to hockey general

Meraby is fucked

>>149410745
*Also, literally losing the argument with yourself lmao
>Th-these fighters have it figured out!
>*remembers they literally lost to Merab and do not have it figured out*
>B-but inb4! You can’t say that!

>>149410659
Ankle monitor pick

>>149410762
Cory Sandhagen huh what a guy

>>149410647
No, you've ignored the fact that a bit part of the advance is the rules. You can head kick on the ground etc. Paul Craig kindly gave us an example of how he'd win if the rules weren't in favour of you "godlyyy wrestlers"

>>149410797
I don't understand

>>149410809
Top UFC Bantamweight - Cory Sandhagen said, and I quote "with VEGAIN, I train harder, recover faster, and perform better."
And my reaction to that is "huh what a guy"

Homosexual trying to ride you, upkick kid MAD! faggot trying to sniff you mushroom tip, knee in the face like MAD-d-dduh!

Who's with me?

>>149410815
What a crazy development!

Up thinking about adrian yanez' run

"With Vegain, I'm this (points to body)" no thanks, I'd rather be am actual man

>>149410828
youre a sexless low test tub of lard

Oh no oh no I made a type, I'm Indian now. Literally by dna, you win guys

>>149410849
nah you a whiteboy

There's fear and darkness all around you
Tom Aspinall you're on the run
So you keep hangin' in the dark
I'll hunt you down cause I'm the GOAT
I'm the GOAT, the big bad Bones, I'm Jon Jones
The bounty heemer
Ha, ha, ha, ha

>>149410841
Hah wah? You wish.
What a bloody dingbat

No, that's Finland, you made a mistake fren

Brendan Schaub is on the carnivore diet and he's built like a brick shithouse.

>>149410869
nah i really think jones is gonna clean up and find god but for real this time. he's gonna get truly sober, only have sex with his wife, come back in the best shape of his life and heem within the next 2 years.

I'm not fat thougheverbeit

>>149410899
Bapa also uses peptides AND is on TRT at a high weekly dose.

Jones Ball Bearings Jones

>>149410899
its the scorpion venom b

>>149410921
What, he's still young

>>149410965
1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1

>>149410926
He's 42. Test can drop off for some people in their late 30s. He's partnered with Transcend and said they give him big bapa doses weekly. Also heard him say he takes Growth peptides, that tell your body to produce more growth hormone, and another class that keeps your bawls working while on test.

>>149410965
Wowza

>>149410987
Wow is that an Darce Choke Crap Shitspinshit better watch out!

>>149410987
Was Schaub legit good?

rewatching some classic Schaub fights

>>149410979
Interesting, maybe I'll have to start thinking about taking it soon. Is it expensive?

Scary man. Another reason life is a joke

>>149411085
Get mogged

>>149411031
He'd probably make his way to like rank 5 in today's HW division.

>>149411062
You seem a bit more angsty than normal lad

>>149411085
Blacked

>>149411098
You've had you're ration on (you)s fella

Just two flyweights hanging out

>>149411108
Your* of*

>>149410965
holes in weights are gay as fuck also I lift this for an easy time to start off

>>149411108
Don't be like that, let's talmbout the fairer sex like the good old days

it's been confirmed that ilia topuria is made of extremely dense material

>>149411120
It is //not// the good old days

my boner is dense

It has been confirmed that Ilia Topuria weighs in with a clitty cage and chastity belt

>>149411132
these words your using ... they're extremely gay

Ilia Topuria will weigh in at 155 pounds, that is my prediction for the weigh ins.

>>149411125
At least you're meeting minge quotas

>>149411143
bros gonna be 151.5 and youre gonna eat a herring

Herring is good though fr

never tasted a bad fish.....

Ain't no herringcong ever called me a finngol

I'm tired of throwing my perfectly good trainers away just because they're worn out at the corner of the Heals. How much money have I wasted?
I'm going to layer stickers on the corner as many as it takes until the mass of stickers is level with the rest of the Sole. That'll be just after I've cut them with a curve that blends into the shape nicely

Braggadocios Blagoy

ilia weighed 167 lbs in the cage against volk

>>149411185
you sleep very little

>>149411151
Man, you're just jealous because you don't have any good herring

>>149411195
4 hours of sleep a night
20 hours for myself

Chills.

My tooth is heeming me

Thoughts?

>>149411151
His itty bitty clitty cage weighs 3.5lbs

>>149411248
between them? none

>>149411256
Kek gottem

>>149411248
Look at all those DADDIES…my TWP is tingling….someone get the crayons

>>149411256
Bodied that freak

>>149411248
I imagine they will be a superpower in the UFC for decades to come. Where children in the west want to be Ronaldo, Leborn etc every child in Dagestan wants to be Khabib. Wrestling, Sambo, MMA are THE sports over there

>>149411279
i would like to do this to the finnish spammer

>>149411295
If you walked up to me like that I would also leg kick your head off

eww Dariush vs Moicano is on the main card? Gamrot kills bofa deez doos

>>149411248
Ok, so
Islam Makhachev - dagestan
Merab Dvalishvili - Georgia
Ilia Topuria - Georgia
Magomed Ankalaev - Dagestan
Arman Tsarukyan - Armenia
Khamzat Chimaev - Chechnya

>>149411324
khamzat is swedish, born in Sodertalje iirc.

>>149411314
Talmbout oh you want me to do bofa dee questions b?

khamzat is an amish boy from pennsylvania

>>149411324
What are you saying

>>149411334
I'm just sayin' what everyone's thinkin'

Also, besides a ground clock:
Oblique kicks should be outlawed. They’re fucking disgusting, nobody wants to see you trying to turn a guy’s knee the wrong way. It’s gruesome and unseemly on the same level as a crotch kick.

>>149411379
I was asking sweden bud

>>149411369
I dont know, just started listing them all and then by the time I was done I didnt know what more to write but I just posted it anyway

>>149411403
I was talking to Canada chief

It's over for navarro, KWAB

Liver king arrested for terrorist threats against Joe rogan

>>149411405
You were implying mudrat supremacy
Don’t be scared to embrace your inner faggot

>>149411419
Whoah let's keep it clean sport

Poor little ameriboy. Weak, frail, raised on corn syrup cannabis and TikTok
He never stood a chance against the immigrantbeast

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dI4FfEKxA-E

Full Jon Accident bodycam with slightly better audio dropped.
Apparently he knows "the most evil people you’ll ever know“ that "might be just bored enough to kill some police officer“, because "they listen“. Sounds pretty hardcore.

>>149411506
How can one man be so based

>In a November 2024 interview, Hall stated that he has had 19 surgeries since his last bout including a torn ACL and that he hoped to compete again in 2025
can my goat do anything at 40 years old?

>>149411402
Shut up faaaaggggooootttttt

>>149411506
>threaten to kill police officers
>only get charged with misdemeanor fleeing an accident
jones really just does whatever he wants and they always only give him a slap on the wrist

This kind of discussion is overall good but i have to side with the guy that points out the training regiment that begins with ppl chain wrestling (sambo) positions with their mommas kidney from inside the womb, specially for the lighter weightclasses... This kind of training sears the knowledge in their DNA and it is really rough for someone who started training MMA 1 hour a day on their 12's~13's and goes to school to compete. Its not just about the superiority of wrestling or talent, these caucasus fellas begin training on their father balls shoking the seminiferous tubes.

I do think thats a problem for the sport since savant level grappling display are awful for the average audience specially if most fighters can prevent the submission but can't prevent the lay and pray. It SHOULD be adressed in the ruleset so the sport won't die.

gained 10kg of lean mass and can now sit on top of the amateurs who used to beat me, i solved mma, you're welcome

>>149411517
Bjj not even once

V

>>149411553
gordon ryan started BJJ at 15

>>149411585
Black fella are ya?

>>149411553
Sambo is literally a niche sport of judo and freestyle rejects training out of tiny gyms
Is BJJ really so shit you can’t adapt to that?

>>149411585
>the brits are secretly pakis and nigs

>>149411221
You see how bent his head to Volk, that's a sign of respect to the man who wonked his nose

Topuria r1 ko and ww3 resumes checkem

>>149411221
fake humble

Zero French champions

>>149411717
Kai kara france, maybe you heard of him

>>149411660
not a mma fighter

>>149411669
its not about bjj but w/e

>>149411699
He looks like a Muppet in the last picture

Kai Kara Sweden

>>149411742
This

>>149411742
The pleasure man, maybe you heard of him

>The Pleasure man
>Blood diamond
the coolest nicknames are always attached to the biggest shitters

>>149411754
Peña-esque

Geoff "Wheelz of Kody Steele" Neal

The pleasure is mine.

>>149411800
There's never been a more auraless nigga in the championship picture for 155 in the modern era

>>149411800
I bought us those actually

>>149411808
He's the biggest aura since goobs himself

>>149411800
That money could have went to purchase an unwonked nose

>>149411816
Yeah here's the thing, anytime you post anything, the opposite is true.

Heem Everyone Even Moiself

>>149411823
Generally when fighters even slightly imitate gooby, they lose nearly all aura.It comes off as a fraud or a cheap knock off.

>>149411818
Getting cosmetic surgery when you are active makes no sense let Quittia lose to Charles and retire.

Literally the only posters worse than the leaves are that one Mexican and France.

Ilia and Arman are both good but have no aura at all
Every fighter now is a Turkish metrosexual who looks like he spends 40 minutes a day fixing his hair in the mirror

>>149411816
This is aura

>>149411859
The police should just shoot this guy.

Fighters like prime Conor, jones, khamzat have that real schizo murder energy which isn’t something you can just replicate by copying their look

>>149411818
i love you wonk nose poster

Shara Bullet should have played up being a wacky pirate like a 1992 WWF wrestler.

>>149411699
Is having a wonked nose the best base for a UFC champion? Merab has one too

>>149411859
Goober and Jon seem to have way more fun than everyone else. Have I been lied to about alcohol and cocaine?

>>149411840
id imitate OJ simpson and stab adelayde bird and her man

Merab really shouldn't have done that interview from that angle or made that face.

you ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to heem

>>149411859
What an absolute gangster

>>149411959
If Canor would have won the 3rd Dustbin fight we would have entered a new golden age of heem dot gov

>>149411959
and nothing did
so what

>julianna pena's Lips have nothing on hers. What would you do given the chance of a sensual moment with her?
I dare not say but it involves heem juice and her face

just like a bullet baby, i was born to heem

Hole up... are you black?

Answer

>>149412014
Always have been nigga

>>149411517
Dobweria will get his ankles torn to shreds once the Wizard gets his lower body reconstruction

Tbch I had thawlt he was an IC2 possibly balkan I'm having a hard time adjusting to this major plot twist

we cannot follow them

>>149411723
He looks deaf

>>149412085
Have you heard the news bruder >>149411585

Somalia

This thread is full of blacks now isn't it

what do we do about the black problem in heem

We take them out.

Jüden deflection thread

>>149412147
A simple iq test ought to work as a barrier

>>149412095
What am I looking at b?

Suffering from african excellence

Gaethje huakbar

Yakub built all of you white devils. Be thankful to your forefathers.

>>149412174
The poster sometimes known as saarcles appears to be an IC3

>>149412178
Carlos Leal would heem both the 'toids

>>149412177
What is this dry yet dripping slop

>>149412196
Xircles was your goonsesh buddy until 10 minutes ago albeit

>>149412209
It's a fried ramen burger I believe

>>149412211
He may be black but he still heems more minge than you Saheeb I lament in the levant

>>149412196
fuck them all

>>149412225
You will have soon, I fear

A black man can't drink? Being elected to the hall of senpai, and now this is what I got? *headbutts car hood*

Black and brown boys get miss K-1’s bacon bussy bubblin’

Circles, spammy and miss k-1 are actually a collective of 20 brits from the rosspearsoncord

75 punch combo

kill yourself

All the white supremacists are gay and or brown.

All the BBC posters are white and or slay box.

Let that marinate.

>>149412330
Clean the Bangladeshi buss crusting ya clitty cage playa

It's an unbelievable time to be a fan of American mixed martial artists. Sean Strickland, sean o malley, corey sandhagen. Chills.

Mark DeWalsh

Sneed

I’ve actually killed people so watch what you say to me

7 billion have tried and 7 billion have failed.

Id explode you like Fist of the North Star, bitch.

>international fight week
>/heem/ on page 2
/heem/ is dead

Anyoen gave some advice

>>149412589
What exactly are we supposed to be excited for
Pantoja vs Kara France

>>149412609
Yes if you’re a real fan

>>149412609
What about Shartles vs the oversized midget?

>sues the UFC because the UFC didn’t let him fight Glover for the belt while Phil Davis was under contract with Bellator
I’m thinking based

>>149412609
A humble Maori boy as champ is almost upon us

>>149412642
What a piece of shit. He should be grateful the ufc gave him an opportunity.

only corrode

>>149412719
Who keeps making these power rangers ass belts

>>149412754
What a fucking loser. The only time I've remotely been like this was watching Payton Talbott KO Yannis Ghemmouri

Are head and body kicks an essential tool? Say you have excellent leg kicks and boxing

>>149412754
This is a bit, right?

>crying about belt design
Gay!

>>149412754
>me when Merab submitted Suga Sean

>>149412754
>mfw kelly/shoeface

Wtf even is international fight week?

>>149412719
hmmm that or the BMF belt? which one?

>>149412877
Fighters of many nations gather to solve their differences peacefully.

>>149412877
Hallmark holiday b

I reckon midgetpooria is DONE IN unfortunately.
gonezo

>>149412754
this is me when tony perma heems dillon danus
jiri flukes ank
ddp subs khamzat
usmeng KOs gaydm
charles sleems ilia
lopes sleems [Current champ]
gaethje dies

Charles ducked Gamrot

>>149412837
Turn on your monitor

>>149411849
Which one

>>149412877
some marketing thing they came up with to include a summer event and increased fan interactions but nobody cares if the card sucks

Brandon Royval trains to outpace, out finesse and outpoint his opponent, Josh Van trains to hurt people. Free money.

Tito Ortiz Says Chuck Liddell Can't Even Put A Sentence Together

>OHHH that guilloti-
>he’s out

OHH IT'S TIGHT

What did Bones mean by this?

>>149413021
His account was hacked by the Swede anon.

jej

Joe "Tiny Weenie" Pyfer's got a 3-inch marauder

>>149413021
Didn't his brother just die yesterday?

>>149412971
Probably the wahrani or the ooooh spammer

>>149413060
No.

>>149413060
nah that was actually another Chandler Jones

>>149413021
Wait fuck it was me that hit Jones. Finna turn myself in

>>149413060
That was Ben Askren

>>149413021
What the hell?

>>149413021
fighting was the only thing keeping this dude keeping this guy vaguely on the rails. 100% chance he is in jail before 40

>>149413091
Monitor

The Enigma Jon Jones

>>149413106
the situation?

tranny posting was the only thing keeping this fella this chief on the rails 100% chance he is bald before 30

ESL kino on my timeline

Bald before 30
Pussy ass niggas ain't heard me

Jon probably realized the last little fuck you he could give to the UFC and the fans would be to smoke some more crack and not fight.

>>149413211
Absolutely insane that the UFC Heavyweight champion can't afford a new pan.

Why don't guys like Aspinall, Izzy, etc have wives? They can actually get decent ones because of their success but look like they live alone

Paddy vs Chandler is memory hold

>>149412754
This guy is unironically based for monetizing the hate he gets for his basedness. Most people would have been discouraged and gotten off the Internet after the backlash he got for his reaction to the Star Wars trailer all those years ago, but he saw an opportunity and stuck in

>>149413255
Tom has a wife and 3 sons

>>149413255
Why would any successful man get married these days. Guaranteed to lose half your shit

>>149413305
One of the three is a literal retard

>>149413305
It's actually Mick Parkin in a wig and thee retards

Mike Chandlers sons

>>149413356
it happens

Is /heem/ married?

>>149413356
That retard will rise above the rest

Joe Rogan thinks kicks to the head of a grounded opponent should be allowed and yet he's never fought in the 'gon, only in his zesty little TKD tournaments with head gear. Fuck that gay little wop

>>149413348
What else are you going to do in your free time?You cant train all day and video games are a waste of time. Every long time UFC champion asode from gsp had a wife and kids, it helps balance things and breeds success in other areas of life.

>>149413411
How do you know? Are you married?

>>149413411
>bro just get married and have kids so you’re not bored
Jesus.

>>149413401
Even a broken clock is right twice a day, B.

>>149413435
No I work at a factory but everyone on the office side that actually have good jobs and houses are all married

>>149413411
Marriage is a weapon for the females family to have power over the males family.

>>149412589
Of course nobody cares about Clitia and Shartles fighting for a fake chastity belt.
We only care about Slamdaddy and Zatdaddy fights here.

yeah bappa you chose not to be married

I’m married to the heem game

Did they?

>>149412589
no good fights. Pisslam could have delivered but ran off like Khabitch. at least he didn't need to kill fazza over it.

>>149413526
No.

Real MMA legends like Jon and Islam know to chase greatness rather than fighting some favour of the month nobody. Especially if said nobody is 5’3 and pays for followers on his social media accounts

>>149413465
Good morning spammy, another long day of gay sex talking points on the agenda I see?

the us has no ufc champions lmfao

>>149413555
Oink oink!

>>149413580
We have Kayla Harrison

>>149413388
Yeah, 3 years

The ufc has no champions

>>149413598
Damn no wonder Tyla “Miss Piggy” Thompson gained so much relationship weight

you can tell he loves the attention

Real MMA legends pop for PEDs

>>149413609
What

>>149413598
What’s his name?

>>149413610
Tyla uses pozzed/piglet pronouns

>>149410482
Islam literally finish most of his opponents you retard, he is the opposite of a lay n pray decision man
Only guy he didnt manage to finish was volk 1

>>149410517
Bait
Also its up to fighters to learn how to wreslte
>>149410521
Why is azerbaidjan not included

he finished charles when no one else could
he finished The Diamond
he finished money moicano when moicano could not afford to lose

>>149410563
He is actually a messican

>>149413697
Chills.

Oink on it!

>>149413684
Azerbaijan with their single ranked fighter?

>>149413684
Its the pound for pound rankings, there's no Azeris on the p4p list

>>149413697
moicano recently clarified he could afford to lose that fight because his pay was fixed upon negotiating with the ufc after taking the fight on extremely short notice

Clitia didn't get to spitshine his Makhadaddy's BBC, sadly.

merab dvalishvili

Clitia Topiggy needs to get on her hands knees oinking and squealing like a pozzed piglet if she wants Slamdaddy slop.

Another beautiful day knowing that Poomar Fagmagomedov got broken and humiliated

Diego Lopes is fighting Jean Silva at UFC Noche. Who wins?

Jamahal hill being in the 'gon vs Pereira only 8i months after having achilles surgery was an insanely bad idea. He probably shouldnt have even been back to full training until 12-14 months post op let alone fighting which means he was probably training relatively hard 4-6 months after the surgery

>>149413789
We scored it 48-47 Umdaddy albeit

>>149413296
This

Why doesn't Moicano go by his actual surname of Carneiro? In the UFC embedded, even his kids are known by Carneiro

MMA Joey scored it 48-47 Umdaddy.

>>149413792
Lopes wins but he's the betting underdog for some reason

>>149413807
The GOAT never misses.

>>149413813
Because we all know Jeandaddy is gonna tear open a new one in Diegaped Lobussy I'm afraid.

>>149413792
Silva will Finnish that jobber.

Lopiss is like a fighter from 2008
A static counterpuncher with no set ups or tds to use his BJJ
Jean styles on him

Jacare Souza has signed with the UFC.

He fights Joe Pyfer in August.

MMA Daddy does it again!!!

>>149413792
nobody wins

>>149413733
>>149413726
Ok i tought it just talked about the caucasus region in general

>>149413845
Chuds already lost lamentably

>>149413845
Me on the bottom right corner, burning in Hell.

I actually also scored it 48-47 for Umdaddy Nurmagomedov but you'll never catch me admitting to that.

Please don’t be antisemitic towards Ari

>>149413851
Pillowfisted Paper Chinned BJJ fag
I remember how culture war faggots tought he had any chance

I scored it 48-47 Volk v Islam 1 oh wait it doesn't fuckin matter because Umar lost

>>149413856
kek

>>149413873
Factual post sadly.

What the fuck is Jon going on about, he’s legit becoming schizo

>>149413907
This piggy is plumping xerself up for xis scheduled bacon bussy brazing by Movdaddy.

Rogaine ducked the liver chad

TKO Peter thiel palantir mcmahon sex scandal epstein bobby green replacement

We're in here btw

https://www.youtube.com/live/KpZMSgIgEws?si=40ZKASfkev0dd2Z0

My routine to be an MMA fighter

>>149413972
We enjoy Palantir here, B.

>>149413999
Where’s the cocaine?

>>149413939
Always knew bumson was bitchmade

Tomala is finished

>>149413595
look at him go!

>>149414050
Gane about to join the esteemed ranks of fighters such as Joseph benavidez, Uriah Fabre and Dustin Poirier

>>149413813
Lopes couldn't beat Volk even with the age advantage. Silva is the younger man, he'll put him away.

gane isn't french

>>149414083
always knew he was turkish

if lopes loses to what's his face it's fucking over for 145

>>149414071
Harrowing

Joe ducked

Gane cannot lose to Aspinall. It's impossible.

>>149414137
Wow. I didn't know that

>>149414114
>>149414061
brunson beat edman shabazyan, lyoto machida, kevin holland, and darren till all by finish

Care to post a video of those or only things that fit your narrative?

>>149411113
its handles you gimp, so they can be carried safer you fool
heem thyself

>>149414137
This is crazy.

heem is funny when you're in public then you get home and it sucks

>>149414110
Wtf, he just challenged Joe to a fight. Joe really is sweet

>>149414158
Turn your Monroe on

>>149414188
This specimen proves Phrenology is a real science

The difference between tommy reddit and jon is regret
Jon experiences regret for his misdeeds and strives for redemption

>>149414154
>OHH NOOOOO I NEED SAFETY IN MY WEIGHTLIFTING
Thanks for letting me know youre not a real one

>>149414297
God challenges Jon on the daily because he cares about him. God would do the same thing for Tom Aspenladd if he remotely cared about him. But God doesn’t.

Joe Rogan is a bitch.

>>149414317
me: pristine toes, beloved by many
you: mangled feet, scares children

KEK the pig actually ran to WW because he is terrified of Topuria.

If you understand phrenology ufc gambling is easy

>>149414367
Aptoro fled featherweight because he's scared of the volk rematch

>No Jon you MUST fight this flavour of the month nobody because….because….

>NO ISLAM you must fight this flavour of the month nobody because…..because….

>>149414408
yeah, scared of killing volk in the rematch

Tom Aspinall's new teeth have made him extremely handsome

>>149413851
>>149413831
illlia had to actually try to beat bryce while this guy clowned on him from the bell

To beat Gane you have to Grapple.. Admitting that you'd lose the 4oz muay thai match

Do you not know greatness when you see it? Picture of Ilia Topuria

just dropped a schaub in the till after my morning cuppa joe
feeling kinda hun gry now

Jon Jones confirmed at home at the time he was allegedly driving a vehicle with a half naked fully inebriated woman. I bet you haters feel real stupid now

>>149414465
What was his name?

Bantamweight Bryanna really porked Topiglet that’s crazy

>>149414474
ICON Meals

Poor poor Shartles.
Seems like his birds are gonna be feeding him next week due to his shattered jaw.

Look; I like Charls; but that doesnt change the fact that come saturday; hes getting fucking exploeded. Im sorry it has to be this way.

>>149414474
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO PPPPPFFFFFFTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Charles is basically a deformed monkey sort of character

>>149414485
This is unironically the only good win of Topturo. Rest of his resume is bums and cans or old men

>>149414507
He freakin gave Josh Emeett a 5 round boxing masterclass!

the raped black faggot retired you guys don't have to cope anymore

Clitia doesn't hit hard.

>>149414517
Talmbout the raped BLACKED faggot, Tomala Harrispinall?

Now post the rematch.

>there is precisely ONE interesting fight at HW
>Ngannou/Aspinall
>UFC has zero intention of making it

>>149414474
i've never seen bryce look so bad on the ground

>>149414550
Shamil? Parker Porter? Mick Parkin? Grow up

>>149414365
Me: huge dong
You: foot creep

>>149414550
>Jailton fight isn't interesting
>Gane fight isn't interesting
You're such a fucking cazzie

Ah yes the great topturo and with such notable wins such as....uhhh....holloway I guess\?

>>149414557
Bro got strangled by Jean Silva, completely avoided the ground with Kron.. That twister got ya'll twinking he's Makhachev on the ground

>>149414552
damn that is one ugly child. I reckon he's even uglier than Asspissnal's downy son

>>149414587
Bro was a fuckin bantamweight (a bantam is a small chicken)

Uh oh mutilated muttmerican melty over Caucasian people.....must be a brown........

>>149414613
Topuria is brown, he's literally a turkic descendant

We know what Jailton does to Tomala.

Why is Charles getting another title shot anyway? he barely beat Chandler last time out

>>149414623
Bc he was supposed to get one instead of Poirier but an injury pulled him out

>>149414587
this is better than Khabibs record

>>149414592
>completely avoided the ground with Kron

Real Caucasian Islam Makhachev
Brown Jewish manlet Clitia Tobussystein

>>149414626
what worthless weight class

>>149414630
...at blowing BBC.

>>149414474
Topiglet, nice

>>149414550
Tom isn't enough of a dawg to hang in the 'gon with post-infanticide Ngubu.

>actual meltdown over Caucasianpuria
KWAB
Pablo might actually kill himself

>>149414676
Clitia Topiglet and his mogged wife.. is his little brown son running around somewhere in the back there

>>149414587
Mika Hämäläinen is a marauder.

Based Slovenia.

*suckles*

>I will retire Islam without even fighting him
Chills

Fighting style so hood, I was back in my debut.

Jai Pervert knocked out Topuria's mouthpiece twice and pieced him up. Shades of Volk's brutal wonkening of Ilia

>I will fight for a fake chastity belt while my Slamdaddy chases greatness at WW
Chills.

PIG DOWN

I 100% believe Valter Walker would heel hook Tomala in under 30 seconds

cannot wait for the toepiglet meme to finally die on satturday nite when he finally gets exposed by a submission artist

*Gaziev entrance trailer begins*
*starts crying and screaming*

don't mess with me I'm already in my paranoid and defensive state

>>149414810
not so fast

>>149414799
Looks like a little gypsy lad

is there any sort of drug addict worth than a meth head? fucking incredible specimens! All of a sudden they are experts at everything, need to borrow your vaccuum cleaner or lawnmower while talking to themselves and scraping thumb sized chunks out of their face! basically my older sister needs to just get arrested or die and stop shitting up our family

>>149414799
Topiglet is le white

>>149414454
ilia fought bryce pre-emmett gigaheem

worth = worse, I got revved I admit

>>149414838
>is there any sort of drug addict worth than a meth head?
hmmm good question
I hate people that cant spell

Toporky refused to oink on it for his Slamdaddy

>>149414828
Hall was half dead man. He was on all kinds of anti biotics. He needed 27 reconstructive surgerys

>>149414838
I fucked her real good

>>149414853
Bryce might consider retiring before he gets HEEMED half a dozen times. He had an interesting gimmick but he clearly either doesn't train correctly or train at all, and your quirky Hitler fisherman gimmick only gets you so far when you get dominated by some hue that loves Israel more than most Americans do

>>149414838
Don't talk about Sneed like that.

>>149414853
and ilia beat him faster than the bald demon kid too

>>149414828
>ground and pound
he pussied out of the BJJ battle. conceded. this is a ryan hall story win

>>149414838
I didn’t know Tyla “Madame piggy” Thompson’s brother posted here

>>149414873
brave man bappa she looks like a ghoul that yells at crows outside the savmart

>>149414896
crows are based as fuck, I'd fuck a toothless methhead if it means I can adopt a family of crows as well

is it really that bad out there?

>>149414919
>crows are based as fuck
truth. THEY vilified crows and warped peoples perspective of them, crows are friends of Europeans.

>>149415026
>>149415026
>>149415026
NeW---------->>>>

>>149414841
he has a swarthy complexion