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Alright, I want to try watching your league next season.
Tell me why I should support /yourguys/.
>>149411628Because my P/a/triots are on the rise after facing some bad institutional rot due to mismanagement. Also, New England in both Rhode Island and Vermont have a heavy percentage of people with French Ancestry.
>>149411672Mount up, partner.
>>149411628Prepare some strong coffee to keep you awake through the games, itโs extremely boring
>>149411628the best way to get into the NFL is by starting appreciating American ads they are actually pretty fun
>>149411628I humbly ask you to consider the Raiders. They have a pretty cool history, as the "bad boys" of the NFL in the 1970s and 1980s. There's some interesting books from this era, like "Badasses" by Peter Richmond and "Snake" by former QB Ken Stabler.
They have the coolest uniforms, and a very new stadium.
They've been mostly shit the last 20 years, but it's funner to be a fan during a team's come up than it is to jump on a bandwagon anyway.
For these reasons, the choice seems clear to me.
>>149411628Root for the Chiefs we have the Tay Tay and best QB
>>149411628Probably check out some of the "fresh" good teams like the redskins or Texans.. if you're a masochist, then I humbly invite you to be a fan of my Cleveland Browns. Me and the Russian appear to be their only fans here on /sp/
>>149411860taytay is an old hag, they might as well go with the bills because they have that actress if they're into that kind of shit
it's forgotten now, but Aaron Rodgers was close to playing the role of Taylor's bf before they gave it to Kelce
>>149412213Lmao
Rodgers is far too weird for that
Kelce's a turbonormalfag with no personality just like Taylor
>>149411672Wtf is this real??
>>149411628Panthers had a guy named Delhomme as a QB for awhile
French lineage
>>149412094You're late today
Genuinely not trolling. But I think Raiders go 11-6 this season. Geno is an underrated QB, definitely a top 10 QB at this point. Bowers can only improve with legit QB play, Jeanty should get at least 1,500 APY if healthy. Meyers isn't an amazing WR1, but definitely a gamer who can elevate an offense. Defense is meh, but at least they retained Graham so they have consistency. 11-6. Mark my words.
>>149412256What gets me is that Mike Tirico claims he's not black kek
>>149412596He finally said he's black in 2022
Like we couldn't tell lmao
>>149412583>jeanty>running for 1500>with geno at qb>in a division with the chargers broncos and chiefs defenseskek
>>149411628support green bay
lambeau field is an outdoor legacy stadium filled with people sitting on metal benches in balmy northern wisconsin weather
some folk show up in their hunting gear with brandy in flasks
flirt with cardiac arrest every 3rd down and kick attempt
live rent free in the minds of /nfl/ posters
>>149411616 (OP)>N.Y. Jets owner buys stake in Crystal Palace teamLeague One won't know what hit them.
>>149412583This is why nobody takes your country seriously when it comes to NFL
>>1494126501,500 APY. All purpose yards. Learn football stats retard.
>>149412705And who do you got coming out of the AFCW?
>>149412716>in a division with the broncos chiefs and chargers defenseladyboys should stick to soccer
>>149412731The Denver Broncos led by Bo Nix of course. They have the best roster top to bottom in the division. Pat Mahomes is still Pat Mahomes but the Chiefs O line and secondary is fucked. Genuinely think they're about to fall off hard
>>149412741Suit yourself. I gave you queers a heads up on taking the over on Raiders win totals.
Bo Nix, more like Bo Sucksatfootball lmao broncos 6-11
>>149412775i live in vegas and you dont know ball lol
>>149412774Kek. Yeah Bix Nood is leading that franchise and fanbase to the front of the line at Walgreens to get more of those SSRIs.
>>149412793the defense alone carries them to 9-7 and they just got greenlaw and tuafango from the nanners
>>149412795>Lives in VegasGrim
>Thinks he knows ball just cause the Raiders were forced to relocate to his desert shithole 5 years ago. Even more grim.
>>149411628New Orleans Saints
>>149412256>implying Aaron is into cuckoldry given we know he's a lecherous homosexual man into twinks>not Mahomes given we know his preference for watching his wife pleasure menBro is on something
>>149412802This is why nobody takes your country seriously when it comes to NFL
>yo watch of for dem Raiders cuhhGeno Smith is a stat babby actually watch him play he's mid as fuck. You think the Seahawks would trade him away for a 3rd round pick if he was legit?? Fucking embarrassing
>>149412813>Greenlaw Washed
>TuafangoA scheme babby in Demeco Ryan's D before getting benched under Staley
>>149412829>You think the Seahawks would trade him away for a 3rd round pick if he was legitAfter firing their Hall of Fame head coach? Yeah I think they would do something like that
>>149412795i live in vegas too, you know ball
>>149412814>ladyboy thinks geno and jeanty are going to 11-6 against the eagles colts cowboys texans broncos chiefs and chargersgenuinely doubt you even beat the patriots or jags this season and theyre dumpster tier
>>149412829Kek. Geno Smith is highly underrated. He played under two coordinators who aren't even in the league anymore (Shane Waldron and Ryan Grubb). Smith finished in the top 10 in completion percentage over expected in his three seasons as Seattleโs starter, including finishing second in 2022, meaning he makes a lot of difficult throws. Itโs clear that playing for defensive coaches has benefited Smith and his development as a pocket passer. He speaks the language of defense, knows where defenders are supposed to be, what their jobs are and how to manipulate them. And now he gets Pete back for a run at the playoffs. Get ready faggot. The Raiders are coming.
>>149412880And when the Raiders go 5-12 again we'll laff
>>149412845Carried by John Schneider rosters. Carroll won what 1 playoff game 2017-2023? Schneider got rid of that old bitch because the game passed him by. Mike McDonald is awesome they just need a QB. Darnold is merely a placeholder for Jalen Milroe nothing more
>>149412860I'm a passportbro fucking all the dumb backpacking cunts while kicking back in tropical islands while you're in Vegas scrounging tree fiddy for a bump of blow off Shaniqua's ass.
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>149412829geno was running for his life every down like caleb and they made zero adjustments
if pete carroll is functioning properly he is capable of salvaging the mess.
i'm calling 9 wins at most
>>149412880>referencing CPOEImmediately stopped reading there. Go listen to some retarded chink like Mina Kimes and keep your opinions to yourself. Stats are meaningless. Geno Smith is mediocre no matter what numbers you want to throw out. Go watch him play vs the Bears last year and tell me thats a top 10 QB. Fucking moron
>>149412898you wont even beat the bears lol
>>149411628Saints use the Fleur de Lis as the logo and Louisiana has a ton of Cajun hicks who still speak French. It only makes sense for you to join our fandom. We've just started a rebuild though so it will take a few years for us to become good again.
>>149412925He is top 10 and you're just deluding yourself if you think otherwise. Glad I got you triggered bro. Living rent free
>>149412946I love watching Geno Smith play. He makes a lot of throws that are borderline arrogant.
>>149412969And he completes most of him. He is a pure pocket passer with a rocket of an arm. Give him a decent O-line and he can carry a team like the Raiders to an extra 4 or 5 wins alone and into the playoffs. He did the same with a mediocre Seattle roster.
mmm yes a whole lot of wins here
>>149412946Yea bro I think about the Raiders and Geno Smith all the time because they're so relevant. You caught me
>>149413016You will this season lmao. Can't wait to see your seething come January.
>>149413014unironically yes. You're telling me the Bears, Colts, Titans, Jaguars, Cowboys, Browns, Texans and Giants are all better?
so after geno and darnold, is zach 'milf hunter' wilson next in line for a starting role, and for what team?
broncos may actually just start 5-0
>muh eagles
insanely hard beginning of their season they have to play the chiefs rasm bucs cowboys and then the broncos
>>149413113bears colts jags cowboys and texans are all better than the raiders yes.
>>149413127Blo Pix will come out and you'll lose to the Colts
>>149412925you are a faggot and the broncos are finishing third in the afcw
>>149413159it's a bad sign in indy that jones hasn't outright beat ar for the starting job.
>>149413127>away game in philly on a short weekok m8
>>149413180Jones sucks
Is that a surprise to you? Lmao
>>149413180thats called politics. ar is only the starter because of politics. and yes most of it has to do with being a black guy drafted in the first to play qb
>>149413190and who are your wins again lmao
Ok, explain to me as if I were retarded (I am retarded) how the fixtures are set.
If we take the example of
>>149413014I know the Conference system used to determine rankings and playoff seeding but how do you determine who plays who in a season?
>too short to have a fixture against every team>too long to only deal with your geographic Conference even if doing home and away>too long to play each greater Conference team once, too short for a two-way home and away setup>NFC teams play AFC teams in the regular season sometimes (in this case, Raiders are in the AFC, Bears are in the NFC off the top of my head)I don't get it.
>>149413113>Bears>Colts>Jaguars>Cowboys>Browns>TexansAll unequivocally better than the Raiders.
>>149413187it's about comparison. ar can pretty much only throw deep balls and still sucks at even hitting his first read, but can use his absurd athletics to scramble. if dj doesn't get the start the system is retarded even if ar can run through walls
>>149413232you rotate other divisions and then you play other team based on seeding. so the radiers have the afc south and then the browns bears and pats because they are all shit teams
>>149413249>AR is what Cam haters thought Cam wasLmao
>>149413249Daniel Jones is not an NFL caliber QB.
Herbert just needs more time...
>>149413276ar can barely throw a ball its actually wild watching him on the field. the only thing he can do is launch icbms with no accuracy
>>149413232>>149413270they also have the nfc east
>>149413289Fucking shark bait motherfuckers ruining beach days.
>>149413270Thanks Johnny McAnon
>>149413328they must be so tasty tho how can you blame the sharks
>>149413292it's even wilder to me that people think jalen milroe is going to be much different when he's basically a smaller richardson
>>149413346I don't, I blame the fucking seals. They legit ask for it. Sluts.
Deebo Samuel has had
>1
season over 900 receiving yards in his entire career
>>149413232You can read about it here
https://operations.nfl.com/gameday/nfl-schedule/creating-the-nfl-schedule/
But if you want it spelled out.
>Division Rivals6 games guaranteed. 3 away + 3 at home.
>Conference RotationThe other three teams in your conference rotate. So you'll play all teams in your conference every three years.
>Out of Conference RotationSame principle as above, except they rotate four divisions instead of three (because you always play your own division). At this point we are at 14 games.
>Division Ranking GameThe three remaining games depend on where you placed in your own division. A first place team will play the other first place teams in their conference, and one first place team from the opposite conference. The opposite conference selection rotates. And with that you have 17 games.
>>149413418super overrated player. cant get out of man coverage. his meme screen plays worked like 3 times. bad attitude. fat
>>149412898Based. How's your trip been?
I'm thinking about going there in October or November
San Diego Chargers
Oakland Raiders
St Louis Rams
>>149413650for me, itโs the baltimore colts
>>149411616 (OP)There is no such thing as being 'born' gay or not. There is only participating in gay brhaviour which is erotic sex with another man. Therefor, it's a choice. It's sad we've reached the point in society that we believe you just are or are not something. Everything is a choice.
>>149413650Portsmouth Spartans
>>149413754Trvke. Demonic freaks try and point to "gay" genes and convince weakminds that they have "ADHD" or "depression". Once you've seen beyond the veil into how fucked these cunts are you'll want to brick them all in the head
>>149411628WE went from a 4 win team to a CCG appearance (game right before the Super Bowl)
WE have an amazing new QB (best rookie of all time)
WE are hosting the Draft in 2 years
WE are the scripts new babies
>>149413650chicago cardinals
>>149413127>broncos may actually just start 5-0Every year, Broncucks set themselves up
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>>149413650>St. Louis RamsJust move the Cardinals back to St. Louis.
>>149413597It's good. Thailand defo got more expensive post covid (no shit I guess). But still it's the best balance of everything in SEA. And this year's rainy season has been lite from what I've noticed so far. Coming in October is perfect for the wave of dumb young girls coming here for dry season to "find themselves" while basically just posting stories of generic 'le cheap luxury' tropes and their endless complaining about pointless shit.
>>149413924Is the sex tourism really all it's cracked up to be?
>>149413961Like everything in life, it's contextual. Depends on your disposition in life and the scenarios you find yourself in. Some despise it, others revel in it. I'm just in a jaded stage in my life right now. But I'm currently enjoying my time here working, fucking and living on the cheap compared to how fucking unaffordable US has become.
>>149413341best of luck frog anon. I look forward to your thread officially announcing your decision. faggot mods better sticky it....
>>149413924Spent 9 days in Koh Lipe during the wet season and it wasn't that bad. Itching to go back though
>>149411616 (OP)liking women is pretty gay. Straight men tolerate them.
>>149413650Boston Patriots
>>149413650>Flagstaff chiefs >Boise Packers>Portland Jets
>>149413833YOU got blown out by a division rival in the NFCCG
YOU did not win the division
YOU are due for a sophomore slump
YOU live in the literal capital of evil
>>149414127thats not their name
>>149414870>literal capital of evilGo to Canada then, you jamoke
>>149414905>noooo you cant call out the shitty cesspool district i live in as a hive of evil wretched politicians!im happy you lost in the NFCCG, I hope the Eagles shit down your throat again this year
>Aaron Rodgers "pretty sure" he really, really likes women.
I loved watching Jalen Hurts send bitch-made Jayden Daniels back home
Also your fans wear literal pigsnouts
>>149414934>noooo you can't tell me to do something I find morally reprehensible! Let me be miserable in peace!Be the change you wish to see anon
>>149414979>Also your fans wear literal pigsnoutswhereas philly women just look like that kwab
>>149413833Part one of the Josh Harris special complete
>>149415077>trump wins>so do the American eagles In hindsight the riggi was in since their collapse two seasons ago
>>149415184Eagles have also won two super bowls when Trump was President and lost one with Biden.
>>149415195Yea the Chinese Colored Chiefs...
>>149414870YOU are seething!
>>149412795Are you actually from Thailand or are you on a pilgrimage for some Thai bussy?
>>149413650And there it is, hate is winning in this thread.
>>149413786ADHD isn't real?
I was obsessed with reading when I was a kid and would do so for hours on end. Now, I can't be fucked to study for more than 30 minutes without my Adderall.
Either the symptoms worsen as you age, or it's completely fake and merely a placebo effect that only impacts your life after you've been informed of your misdiagnosis.
>>149415071Huh, wonder what she means by that?
The Green Gay Fudge Packers
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>>149415618He they each rank on Zest?
>>149415618just buy your meds pal, I don't even care if you take them
>>149415618Don't take advice from some asshole on the radio, or in this instance a closeted Kiwi NEET who lives off his parents' pity.
>>149415618in my opinion a lot of things like ADHD, BPD, schizophrenia and depression are just different forms of trauma response generally triggered by some form of betrayal. They're short term personality disorders. Nobody with an understanding of cognitive psychology thinks these things are genuinely lifelong disorders or incurable. I think counseling/life coaching is good but any forms of pills offered to cure some chemical imbalance is purely kike driven propaganda
>>149415788No matter how many times you say this it doesn't make it true. Aspergers janny bitch boy
>>149415903You've been posting all night, good thing Amazon lets you pick your own hours at the warehouse :D
>>149415216Just a Devils fan letting you know that Harris is a bad owner and will soon get to see what he does to his team by the 3rd-4th year of ownership.
>>149415757This is the kind of play the "experts" close their eyes and ignore when talking about how anyone could win in the Eagles offence kek
>>149415903>my opinionwhen did you graduate from medical school?
>>149415943drink more methylene blue, it worked for the Liver King lol
>>149415618>>149415903adhd is just inability to handle the multitude of artificial stimuli you are now hit with as a human being. millenial kids all had it because they grew up with a tv in front of their face as infants and then grew up with the cell phone into the smart phone.
i think something people dont really understand or comprehend is that almost everything we do is artificial, and then expect our natural bodies to act "normally" to these artificial things. so basically we microaggression ourselves in 1000 different ways on a daily basis to the point our bodies have developed sociopathy and schizophrenia as natural coping mechanisms to the bizarre aberration of nature we have created.
just think about how unnatural meth is and how many people are on that, and on another level think about how unnatural the Fruit Gusher is and how many children are on those
>>149415618>ADHD isn't real?found the vaxxie
>>149415982ivermectin will cure all of us
>>149415951>you have to go to medical school to know medicine>you have to go to football school to know footballLol good one. Also I have studied cognitive psychology I'm a formal setting but that doesn't mean shit. You can learn just as much if not more without paying some university for a diploma/degree/masters etc
>>149416113mike is from chicago though
>>149416113The Packers are the best team in the NFCN, but theyโre still in the NFCN, so life is misery.
>>149416088A semester and half from Seton Hall?
>>149416088>You can learn just as much if not more without paying some university for a diploma/degree/masters etc>t guy who lives off welfare and brags about working multiple jobs in one year
>>149416448I thought I worked at Amazon and that my parents paid for my house lol what changed Kevin? Did you forget your own lore about me you obsessed kike lmfao
>>149416507you obviously are a NEET as you're posting here all the time
>>149416525Except all the times when I'm not. I've also posted while working which is something you can do when you have a big boy job instead of working at McDonald's
>>149415982trvth nvke. Once I switched to a flip phone, started eating far more plainly (roast meats, berries, only drink water), stopped playing video games/watching TV, and began working out more regularly, my ability to focus skyrocketed. Only screen I ever look at is my tiny chromebook which I use just to check emails and use 4chan, almost exclusively /sp/.
>>149416552nta but I've phone posted from my slave wage job before, a lot actually.
Deebo looking fat as fuck
>>149416552what is your job then, you can be sort of vauge if you're afraid someone will doxx u
>>149416603Depends what you mean by slave wage job. Working from home, sales, construction and nightshifts at the port you can post almost whenever you want as long as you get your shit done. Other jobs like factory/machine operating you have to be locked in at all times outside of designated breaks. I don't actually look down on anyone for their job if somebody is happy working McDonald's good for them. Long as the bills get paid who gives a fuck
>>149416701Hes a paid shill that jeets on /pol/ its how hes able to shitpost at work.
>big boy jobTrust and believe if you have the time to shitpost your not working a "big boy" job you might as well be an HR parasite
>>149416745ah makes sense, those Indian scammers don't pay well
>>149416709>Working from home, sales, construction and nightshiftsall are proof you're a welfare neet lol
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>>149411616 (OP)I always say that the day Rodgers officially comes out will be one of the greatest days in /sp/ history. I hope there's a sticky.
>>149416701>>149416768You wish you knew more about my life because I'm happy with mine and you're miserable with yours lol. I come here have a good time shitposting on /nfl/ and /tv/ then go about the rest of my day. You come here and seethe like a bitch. I doubt you'll even be here in September during gamethreads because that would involve actually talking ball instead of just @ing me. Obsessed mutt freak
John Middlekauf was on Cowherd today. Very based
>>149416880Good morning saar. When do we redeem the Superbowl saar?
>>149416966u blog about everything else, but this is off limits?
>>149416996When you finally fire that bum Shanahan Saar!
People with actual jobs dont shitpost at work, I barely have the time to lurk as a Sterile Technician(I also have to use a VPN cause my job blacks out wifi in the building to keep us from doing shit like this, yes I paid .052 SOL for a 4chinz pass). Which isnt even a big boy job (sort of pays like it) but its still busy enough to keep me from samefagging offeason threads in the middle of the day like bradysbitch kek
Also whenever your at the doctors office ask them to change stethescopes. Youll be suprised how little they clean those things and how often they contribute to sickness.
hope all you commanders dick riders tune into the sixers draft tonight to see how well josh harris runs a sports team
Football is infinitely more fun when you view your team as inherently good and all of your rivals as evil.
>>149417220Considering Ace Bailey want's nothing to do with the Sixers, The Sixers pretty much have to trade down if they want to make the pick and haul good at all because anyone else they draft at 3 is a reach.
>>149417371In my mind, fans of the other teams want me to kill myself and want to see all of my family members brutally killed and relish in that fantasy. That's reinforced when I come here and see all of the shit talking after the game because I know for a fact all of you actually mean the horrible shit you say and want me to die. Therefore, fuck all of you.
>>149417107Why would the stethoscope make you sick? They just put it on your chest and back how would that make you sick?
>>149417371>>149417394Self fulfilling prophecies. Football is best when a team is simply an extension of their city's ethos.
>>149417413> You can learn just as much if not more without paying some university for a diploma/degree/masters etc
>>149417394...Bills Mafia?
>>149417413Do they not have germs in Kiwi land?
>>149417510It's a valid question. You're more likely to get sick by shaking someone's hand than somebody putting a potentially dirty stethoscope on your chest/back
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>>149417413>Why would the stethoscope make you sick?
If somebody puts something on your chest and back even assuming it's dirty that's far less likely to make you sick than you shaking hands or touch door handles then touching your food/face. I'm not a germophobe so I don't give a fuck but you know I'm right
>>149415071This is the same girl that chains herself to oil pipelines and cries for trees. Her emotional stability is questionable at best, and I donโt say that because of any of the reasons I listed, but because sheโs a woman.
>>149417689I can't stand touching fuckin shoelaces: you ever go and tie your shoes, and notice the end of your laces are wet? For what? Why would they be wet? I'm telling him and frankly, it's important. Even if the laces are dry and even if you don't touch the body of the shoe, bacteria and viruses migrate from the sole up. Your average shithouse is a sewer. You look at lady's johns', you can eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets: there's exceptions, but in men's? Piss all over the fuckin floor, urials jammed with cigarettes and mothball cakes, it does nothin to kill germs: even if you keep your shoes tied and you're not dragging your laces through urine!
That Franchise Guy is right, Trevor Lawrence is the Andrew Wiggins of the NFL.
>>149417741Yes you've watched The Sopranos we get it well done
>>149417748Oh God yes, was waiting for the next one, thanks famalam
>>149417715I'm telling you, my business, I'm around a lot of women. That one ain't getting laid.
>>149417840Nothing gets past you.
so apparently the Watson contract was so dogshit that the NFL actively engaged in collusion to reduce guaranteed money in QB contracts going forward
>>149418112Oh no, their billions!!!
>>149418112I'm still waiting to hear Florio or someone explain it fully what the ruling means. I read a couple of articles and saw the exchange between Bidell and Spanos but that's about it. I'm assuming players will be able to file some kind of civil suit as a result but who's going to sue their bosses while they're still in the league?
How the FUCK are you supposed to stop this?
>>149418254I hope Travis Hunter balls out.
>>149418254Can't stop something that's been constantly trying to stop themselves ever since 2018. Only if these four were on a real team instead of the future London Silly Nannies.
>>149418254>dyami brownlol
>>149418149also the previous head of the players union was calling dangeRuss a pussy ass faggot behind closed doors and blamed him for the reason why fully guaranteed contracts aren't the norm
honestly this is a pretty entertaining habbening to kill the time until next season
>>149418212the case was thrown out
they investigated themselves and found that they dindu nuffin and then, colluded again, really with the NFLPA to try their damnest to keep the entire thing under wraps
also it confirmed that the NFLPA is basically the NFL's bitch and has no power
players could try to go after execs and owners but they'd have no legal rulings to back them up after the arbitration said that there wasn't enough evidence that the NFL was conspiring to make sure players get less money
do players deserve guaranteed contracts?
>>149418371Absolutely not.
>>149418371guaranteed contracts are 100% not a win for fans
if every player got a Watson tier contract then a single QB bust could put (you)r team in the hole for years
>>149418371>>149418444on top of that guaranteed contracts are easier to dish out the richer the owner is so basically the league would start reverting back to whatever team has the most money wins
>>149418371Ummmm what the fuck?? Players don't deserve any fucking money at all. They should be thankful they even get free food in the cafeteria
>>149418371No.
Players deserve insurance close to, if not to the entirety of their contract if they get seriously injured to the point of retirement or a severe drop in ability.
If they underperform, no matter what the team decides underperforming is, teams should be able to cut the player at a minimal penalty.
All holdouts deserved to be lynched on live television, you agreed to a contract, too fucking bad if you don't like it anymore.
>>149418371they deserve what they can negotiate. The NFLPA could have had them a long time ago but it would take being a high priority and a little sacrifice by the guys at the top, both of which are no gos because they are the weakest, most undisciplined pro sports union ever
>>149418112good. fuck the players
Remember, Temujin is a woman!
>>149418669They don't watch sports
>>149418669@grok is she thicc?
>>149418557>If we don't like the contract, we'll cut you>If you don't like the contract, get lynchedNever took Temujin would be a corpo bootlicker.
>>149418680No no. She doesn't buy Raiders apparel.
>>149418806Yes. 200lbs.
>>149418876If you didn't like the contract then why did you sign it?
>>149417748Like, comment and subscribe amirite?
>>149418888We put too much faith in that argument, especially when their often built in ways that it's not worth the paper it's printed on.
>>149418888If you don't like the player, why sign him? He has 3 more years on his deal, who cares if he's underperforming?
>>149418254>AFL tier team
>>149418888also applies to the teams btw
>>149418254Waiting for T-Law to get injured like he does every year
>>149418929What's Vegas saying his shelf life is this year? Anyone know?
>>149418920>Ayo I gots me dat paper I aint doing no FUCKING practice>*Gains 50 pounds in the offseason*>*Plays Call of Duty instead of watching film*A single star shouldn't be able to hold a team's season hostage. No reason to care=No effort
>>149412774>indian kiwihuh, didn't think I see that today
>>149418966Yes, we should side with the billionaires.
>new mayor of NY is Indian
jets and giants
>>149418995In an ideal world, player contracts would be entirely managed by a third party who pays each player a fair portion of the TV revenue based on objective performance. Yet that won't happen because humans are fucking retarded, same reason we can't have ranked choice voting and finally topple the red team/blue team uniparty.
>>149419069Yet MLB, the NHL, and NBA don't seem to have these issues the NFL always has. I know, more tax cuts to let them all build new stadiums!!
>>149419069Also, voting seemed to work really well last night (:
>>149418966>Sure Trey, we'll renegotiate with you in two years>You just need to be one of the best in your position and lead the league in sacks >*two years pass*>Sorry Trey, we sign you to a new deal. We're just think you're too old.That's some shit I can't abide.
Speaking of voting, is Aaron Rodgers a HoFer?
>>149419143He really, really likes women.
>>149419143Yes. 4 time MVP assures that
>>149419184If he gets in, will it be a... slippery slope?
>Your AFC South winner is...
Was looking for the EmpLemon tweet but found this and decided to post this instead.
pedro
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>>149419068>Muslim and Indian Isn't that taboo for both parties?
Niners are gonna be bad this year
>>149419209if i flopped out my bbc (big bright cock) these bois would be on their knees immediately
>>149421230I do think Colts are being written off as auto W incorrectly. Danny Dimes is just as good as the Qbs they've had in there, they should be an 8-9 team again
>>149412897Lol. Lmao even
found this while looking for some shitposting for /mlb/, enjoy the canon fodder
>>149412946In no particular order: Mahomes, Allen, Burrow, Lamar, Hurts, Stafford, Baker, Herbert, Goff, Purdy, and Stroud are better. Daniels is too, but Iโm excluding him because heโs only had 1 year.
Who is Geno better then in that group?
>>149413014I see 7 wins there
>>149422020Who is he better than? By my eye
>Mahomes>Allen>Burrow>Lamar>Hurts>Stafford>Baker>Herbert>Goff>Purdy>Stroudez
>>149422009i am so glad they are such total losers, lmao.
>his QB has ended a season before the CCG
Norfs
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>>149419069>we can't have ranked choice votingFucking right, it's just another way to cheat.
>>149424927Lions and Browns are the same and you know it
>>149424927Bretty accurate. The Packers dark age began in the 70s after dominating the pre and early SB era. They werenโt good again until Favre. The Vikings were one of the best teams of the 70s. They ran into the Steelers dynasty and the Dolphins and Raiders mini-dynasties. The Ravens at least have won some chips. Also, as
>>149425077 said, historically the Browns and Lions are the most similar, but it would have messed up the pairing scheme.
>>149419209Built for BBC (Big Bronco Cock)
I'm calling it now: Pitts will end up playing with Mahomes in 2026 after Kelce retires.
>>149419068New York Sports being great is a thing of the past and soon the entire city is going down with it thanks to the Johnny Come Latelies trying to turn this place into Portland. Or worse, Pakistan.
New York and its teams are supposed to represent the Italian and Irish Catholics who built the damn city. The more Manchurian candidates get propped up by the DSA maggots the less I feel like the city is still a place for people like myself.
>Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day
Derek Carr became the first QB in Raiders history to throw for at least 30 TD in a single season in 2015, just his second season in the league, with 32 TD (and 13 INT).
Carr would further cement his place in the team's history books in the coming years, becoming the first Raiders QB to throw for at least 4,000 yards in four consecutive seasons: 4,049 yards in 2018, 4,054 yards in 2019, 4,103 yards in 2020 and 4,804 yards in 2021. His 4,804 yards in 2021 also broke the team's single season passing yardage record of 4,689 yards (achieved by Rich Gannon in 2002).
Always dependable, and laser accurate, Derek Carr is a name one must consider when talking about the Mount Rushmore of Raiders quarterbacks.
There is NOTHING WRONG with getting rid of the salary cap at this point. It made sense in the 90s when the league in many ways was still immature and growing. But now even pissant teams are valued well over a billion dollars. The league should abolish the cap and let the rich teams spend freely again. There are still enough stupid owners that having the most money wouldn't necessarily translate into success. And at this point if an owner can't field a good team with team valuations at what they are, that's a failure of them as an organization.
Carrmageddon knock it off already with your shit QB who couldnt win a playoff game
>>149427454>cowgirl or faggy whiner trying to become relevant againLegit imagine if we gave Sean McVay and Les Snead an ulimited budget. Kek you thought 2021 was a super team? Lmao you niggas wouldnt have seen nothing if this happened now
>>149427454>hay guise you know what would be cool, if my most hated rival was able to buy JJ, JaMarr Chase, Mahomes, Saquon Barkley, Derrick Henry, Jalen Carter, Jared Verse, Myles Garret, Micah Parsons, Zack Baun, Fred Warner, McDuffie, PS2, and Kyle Hamilton all on his teamcuck shit
OJ McDuffie, now there's a good receiver.
This song will forever live rent free in my head and its all thanks to that one simpsons episode. I think its whats seperated alot of newer shows and media culturally is that they dont harken back and connect to americas pastime, their outright refusal to positively acknowledge Americana at all dissasociates them from the larger scope of the american cultural zeitgeist, like some random boomer can throw this shit on or I can hear this shit playing at Target or Macys or whatever and I instantly remember when Ralph was alone naked in a broken pool and where I was when I watched it as a kid and the good memories associated with childhood or whatever. music is a great source for this and alot of modern shows dont use this link to their own benefit. They should really try weaving themselves into old school/classic American music more. When I first listened to the whole song as a kid I actually hated it cause I didnt want Frank singing on it I thought it was an instrumental arraignment from the way the simpsons only played the first 20 seconds. Made it sound different in my head. Ive learned to appreciate it alot more now that im older with alot more time under my belt, having felt a summer wind or two.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8DopzOCeKJc&si=1Y2nIiFQUM6RqUkK
I think when it's all said and done this is how we're gonna look back on the greatest QBs of the Superbowl era
>>149428188VVVGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>149422198Primo butterface.
SAARS, the broncos are ready to redeem the super bowl SAARS!
Top 10 QBs
1)Allen
2)Mahomes
3)Burrow
4)Hurts
5)Stafford
6)Jackson
7)Daniels
8)Herbert
9)Stroud
10)Smith
>>149428697Not bad. Stafford, Geno and Herbert you're too high on. I'd have Goff, Baker and Dak in their spots. At least you rate Hurts and Stroud. Too many stats fags dismiss how great they are
>>149428697Based Herbie supporter
So without their OC the Lions are gonna suck right?
Back to 6-11 shitshows?
>>149429208If Goff is goof we need some new shitshow nickname for "Top 10 Quarterback" bustin cuckatini
I'm gonna laugh at the >aints
Why aren't the Cinderella runs making the Owl anymore?
In the 2000s the Lions and Redskins of the past two seasons would have made the Super Bowl
The NFC is supposed to be the fun conference
>>149429363check out this stat fag with his stats n shieeet
>>149429549Redskins last season had a fun run but didn't have the roster to beat the Eaglea and win it all. 2023 Lions definitely could have. Those two drops by Reynolds on 3rd and 4th down, the lost fumble by Gibbs and the Kindle Vidor brain fart cost them what should've been the Wions first soup herbal imo. Just a complete cluster fuck of a 2nd half
>>149429411Is the "Look at me lol, I'm totally gayyy" thing ever gonna stop? It wasn't funny ten years ago.
>>149429626The funny thing is that you're gay but no one wants to look at you anyway regardless.
>>149429593The stats back up the eye test so they're valid. When the stats and eye test don't match up is when you get retards who don't know what they're talking about spouting nonsense. I think it was yesterday or the day before somebody in the general was talking about how Stafford "torched" the Eagles in the playoffs because he threw for 324 yards. Eye test showed he played good not great because they never once held the lead and scored 22 points total. If you truly torch a team you score more than 22 points. This isn't even debatable
>>149429676>anyway regardlessThat's redundant.
>>149429722so is your life
Ayo
Owl gonna be Panthers-Raiders
Fuck the Eagles
Fuck the Chiefs
Fuck /nfl/
Fuck jannies
>>149429746Very true, about everyone.
>>149429776Especially dumb frogposters
>>149429783What about frogs dressed as turkeys posters?
Bout to take the browns to the bowl amen
>>149429759>vs hunter renfrowfuck...that'd hurt
>>149415982Accurate. Uncle Ted was right
>>149416552When are you not posting here?
>>149416709What happened to your other jobs? Or did you take our advice and realize that having half a dozen different entry level jobs in unrelated fields is a sign of instability? So you came up with a new larp.
>bragging about being a security guardKek
>>149416966> shitposting on /nfl/ and /tv/ then go about the rest of my day.You spend hours doing that every single day. Donโt act like you have other shit to do.
>>149429970Just today 10:23am til 8:41pm NZ time that's 10+hours between posts kek see
>>149418806>>149428188If I was actually here 24/7 I'd be bored as shit because most people here don't bother making webms or content anymore. Back in the day /nfl/ was mad fun even in June but nowdays we mostly get AI slop and screencaps from X. Sad state
>>149417371Itโs nice as a Steelers fan because the biggest rival IS inherently evil.
>>149430128*suffersa braina trauma*
>>149430128>>149430149How will he make it thru the regular season?
>>149430345he wont he'll get heemed again thats why they kepp singing qbs
>>149427454All hail the Broncos in that scenario
>>149429977Good. Bowles has done nothing to show he should be fired.
>>149427454This right here. I want to return to unchecked capitalism, players doing coke on the field and driving off to the orgy house. We could also use a few more boat scandals
>>149430005>nowdays we mostly get AI slop and screencaps from Xand lots of faggy blogging...
When Bryce sucks again will the Panthers draft Arch?
>>149431069nah Arch is going to the Saints
>>149431057Thatโs pretty wholesome. Clearly heโs not a freeloading neet living in their basement. Heโs providing a good life for them. This is old school family values.
>>149431057That account's pics are hilarious
>>149411616 (OP)/ck/ is having a picnic.
https://boards.4chan.org/ck/thread/21426868#top
/sp/ is invited. Hopefully you guys bring a football to play catch or a 12 pack of burgers and buns to grill. No /k/ brownies please.
>>149431705I'd say 12-5 on the money. The AFC East was dogshit last year I expect the Dolphins and Patriots to steal at least 1 game each off them this season. Outside of that probably 2 losses between Ravens, Texans, Chiefs, Bucs and Bengals. Leaves room for 1 random road game upset
>>149431623>Russlel Wifeson now in NY>9-11 record in prime timeKek
>>149431780IT'S RUSSELL WILSON TIME
>>149426065MARY SUE! AUNT MOMMY AND UNCLE DADDY SAID TO GIT YORE ASS INTO THE TRAILER NOW!
>>149431223plus as your parents get old you need to keep tabs on them and their care.
>>149413754>>149413786You're gay and you would be much happier if you came out, accepted who you are and started dating men.
>>149432029If you're an NFL tight end and you aren't already blowing huge loads you need to see a doctor
Rams secondary should be better than anticipated. They'll flip that chicken leg CB from the Commies to a real contributor.
>>149432123rams d = still mid as fuck
Where to find Ravens/Wions/Broncos gf with similar aesthetic?
Post your favorite score reactions.
>>149431705I am really worried about the Bills' defense. I don't think they did a good job building it this year and I am really worried they are focusing too much on Allen to carry bad defensive play.
>>149431069Arch isnโt coming out until 2027
>>1494324982010s Seahawks put some nasty beatings on teams
>>14943170514-3
They probably lose to Ravens, Eagles, and one rando shitter.
>>149432567They signed Bosa and went defence heavy in the draft? What more could they have done? It's not like the Dolphins are going to trade Jalen Ramsey to them kek
>>149429624>didn't have the roster to beat the Eaglea and win it allThey unironically would have if not for those three fumbles
>>149432813>zesty even with a woman
>>149432798The Eagles dogwalked them in the NFCCG I'm not sure what game you watched
>>149432798>Guys, just imagine if that thing that happened didn't happen. We totally would've won!
>>149432791They were a sieve in the playoffs and were middling last year, I don't see anything that makes me think they've massively improved. If Allen goes down even for 1-2 games it will fuck them in seeding - not that it matters as they always lay down to KC in the playoffs.
Kiwi and Jannys knees should really get a life jesus christ
>>149432813>No Tusi to seeWeakmind
>>149432844The biggest problem they have is they need a blue chip pass rusher and they have missed on every guy they've taken. Draft wise Boogie Basham and AJ Epenesa didn't develop like they hoped and FA wise Von Miller was a colossal mistake (outside of the fumble recovery against the Ravens that was a huge play). Greg Rousseau and Joey Bosa if healthy should give them the best pass rush they've had in the Josh Allen era. Going all defence in the first 4 rounds of the draft was risky they definitely could've taken some WRs but they believe in Shakir and Coleman taking the next step. Bills can beat anyone they just need to put it all together in January/February same as the Ravens. Out of excuses
>>149412583Always liked Geno. Dude struggled and grinded for years and finally had some success in the back half of his career. Football is more fun when the Raiders are competitive
>>149433013>Joey Bosa if healthybro is cooked and will be on ir by week 6
>>149412774GUARANTEED sophomore slump for Nix. Heโs simply not good and will be exposed. Same for Daniels.
>>149433028Thomas Davis the Panthers LB had 3 seasons in a row season ending injuries. 2 ACL injuries and an Achilles iirc. He came back and went on to make a bunch of All Pro teams and help take the Panthers to the Superbowl in 2015. Joey Bosa has massive injury concerns but some guys can bounce back and still dominate
>>149432827>>149432839Washington punted one time, the Eagles punted twice. The roster was absolutely good enough to win it all
>>149433113No they werent. If they were good enough they wpuldnt have lost idiot
>>149433113The Eagles won by 32 points. They pulled Barkley in the mid 4th quarter and the commies still couldn't stop the run. Tell me again how they could've won that game
Good enough for this bussy
This bussy won by 32 points
Thomas Davis the Panthers bussy
>>149433145meanwhile the browns are moving into a gay faggot bitchass dome in a suburb in 4 years
cleveland needs its own luigi mangione in the worst way
cleveland needs its own bussy
>>149433168>>149433180>Tell me again how they could've won that game"didn't have the roster". That's what we're talking about. They had a good enough roster to win. The Eagles just had a better plan.
The Eagles just had a better bussy
>>149433224imagine if doo doo sanders actually becomes elite and Haslam gets redeemed for all his interfering bullshit over the last 12 years. Would be kinda funny tbqh
>>149416906he said this about 15 years
this 'joke' is on /sp/ at least once a day since
~5500 times minimum
4chan anon's version of humor
>>149433278What would be funnier is if you actually got a life instead of circlejerking the janny trip in a dead thread
>>149433295You sound angry. What happened? Somebody cut your foreskin off?
>>149433335You sound lonely. Why are you constantly spamming dead genny? Do you have nothing going on in real life? No coworkers to talk to? No friends who want to meet up? Those 10 hours of sleep must have been the longest for you, huh?
>>149433369Dont know whats your angle but you need a job and talking about someones dick isnt going to help.
>making jokes about other mens dicks
You been circlejerking the janny trip so long I think he might have turned you out kek now all he can think about is dicks lmao
>>149433278his ceiling with that noodle arm is pooa/turdy, and that's the absolute best case scenario, so him getting cut in training camp and fucking off to the cfl with his insufferable cult of 70 iq ghetto fanboys would still be the preferable scenario
Imagine thinking your not a complete faggot commenting on other mens dicks, are you imagining my foreskin?
>>149418212florio is click bait
short version:
haslem is an idiot
the other owners said this out loud
then they all agreed not to be idiots, at least as far as fully guaranteed contracts
not collusion
just simple good sense by 31 of 32
You see the little jew men cup my balls and fondle my dick? Am I right you find that funny, while getting a visual there?
>>149433423Erm, actually, you HAVE to side against billionaires in everything!
>>149433402Probably. At least you got some nice pieces like Judkins and Harold Fannin Jr even if the QB position is a mess. Fannin is such a baller man I get he was small school and didn't have elite athletic testing numbers but man he's got great hands and run after catch. Njoku and Fannin is a crazy good 1-2 at TE
>>149433443At least you got some nice bussy
even if this bussy is a mess
>>149433443Njoku and Fannin is a crazy good bussy
>The bussyposters are up
Thread over
>>149433471To be fair they are a little late, I thought for sire they would see the Janny tripcode and come running like last time
>>149433423Florio isn't clickbait he's one of the few non kiked sources of NFL news. He also worked as a lawyer for a long time which is why he's good at breaking down legal stuff like this. Some of his actual NFL takes suck but that's why he defers to Chris Simms a lot
>>149433498Defer to this bussy
Kiwi should get a job in this bussy
>rodgers to metcalf
yeah, my steelies gonna be entertaining this year
Kiwi so starved for attention hes posting in dead bussy threads
grim
>>149433335>>149433369>>149433395Yo what specific part of Dick Mutiliation do you find funny? Is it the actual cutting of the skin, like do you see them pulling it back in your mind and exposing my cockhead and start giggling like a schoolgirl?
>hes still making circumcision jokes
Someone surely doesnt post on /pol/ at all, right Saar?
Looks like the schizo indian is having himself a melty, uh oh STINKY!
SAARS DO NOT REDEEM FORESKIN SAARS
>>149433810What is there to talk about in the dog days of the offseason? Its kiwi in a mass circlejerk with bussyposters rn. People are enjoying the summer, even youngcuck has a fucking life cause his faggot ass would be screeching about his shitty rams threads but now the faggot Janny Trip is taking his place with his constant threadspam
Wake me up when the HOF game starts or something im guessing it wont get any better until then
>>149434098>What is there to talk about in the dog days of the offseason?I've been watching Lions livestreams of their playoff loss
>>149434425Grim. Also, Bussy posting is preferred to Kiwi Blogs.
>>149434439what the fuck is this?
>>149434439>GrimI think an underrated moment is when the Redskins were at 4th and 2 and the Lions had 12 men on defense. That seems to be the moment that mentally destroys every Lions fan I watch. Way more than the pick 6
>>149434439/fit/izens in a nutshell
>>149434439kino. and they say AI isnt art
>>149433523>rodgers tosses a deep dime to dk for massive gain>dk clowns the db by spitting in his face after spiking the ball>flags ensuei think you've already seen how it works steelerbro
>rodgers tosses a deep dime to this bussy
The anti white Goodell agenda claims another victim...
Will Joey r/Politics win MVP this season?
>>149435081Update: Tyreek Hill is an active player on an NFL roster
>>149433665Circumcision jokes are in bad taste because they make fun of innocent children who could not consent to being mutilated and were betrayed by their parents to make a quick buck and are not directed at the psychos who subject their children to the scalpel and the monsters who perform the deed. The practice should be illegal, any parents who agreed to it should be sued by their children, and severe legal consequences should befall the "surgeons", ideally, capital punishment.
I'm one of the lucky, intact Americans with normal parents who decided against it and it doesn't feel right to gloat about the mutilation of infants. Making fun of cutfags is just cruel. They will never be whole, and they were betrayed by their parents in their infancy, the period in their lives where they are entirely dependent on their parents for survival, to appease a psychotic death cult and beauty industry.
Go Bears.
>>149433443yeah i really liked the draft before they blew everything up with the shitdurr pick for no reason, especially trading down from #2 instead of reaching on le snap count man whose main skill is not applicable in the nfl
>>149435081I love societal double dipping. When you do something wrong, it's not enough that the courts/justice system deal with it. Now, your job ALSO punishes you.
the grass isn't always greener on the intact foreskin side btw. phimosis is a bitch. maybe infant circumcision isn't the worst idea in the world
konat
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>>149435366Sounds like a skill issue bro. I used to suffer from that condition, but meeting your mother seemed to do the trick for me, she does an immaculate job cleansing it of foreign debris.
>>149435306Didn't ask. I can make fun of anyone I want and say anything I want just like I've been doing the last 12 years here.
Go Ravens.
>>149435321I'm just happy the Seahawks took Milroe and both the Steelers and Browns passed on him. I'm telling you ruski he's going to be elite. Also phimosis isn't that bad I've only had it twice and went away fairly quickly both times. Tearing your frenelum is worse that shit stings like a motherfucker
>Didn't ask. I can make fun of anyone I want and say anything I want just like I've been doing the last 12 years here
*tips fedora*
>>149435467DO NOT REDEEM FORESKIN SAAAR
>>149435467just can't see it for the life of me with milroe. no amount of physical talent can compensate for the complete absence of brain activity he displayed in most of his games. at least he won't have to start right away, maybe he's secretly as much of a film room workaholic as the previous jalen that played qb at bama and it was the coaching change screwed him over, but i have major doubts
>>149435366I have phimosis as well :(
>>149411628>Alright, I want to try watching your league next seasonDon't watch the games live, they're impossibly tedious. Wait a day or so and watch a "60 minute" edit - the actual plays of the game, with the commercials and inane commentary removed.
The flow of the game becomes so much more obvious that way.
If you're lucky enough to find access to an "All 22" feed - the overhead view showing all 22 players on every play - that would be best of all.
Lucky enough for this bussy
Best of all this bussy
>falling for the bama qb meme
>>149436052Tua will prove you wrong this year
>>149417600EWING KANT REED DIS
>>149436052>Bama QBs>Ohio State QBsJalen Hurts and CJ Stroud already listed the curse for both of these
>>149435693He's not good. Probably still worth a third rounder if he can be young Taysom Hill, but if they're planning on him being a real qb they goofed.
Who thought this was a good idea?
>>149436715>thoughtwell there's your problem, you assumed the Giant's front office can think
Can the Eagles season just start already?
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45042048/nfl-best-all-quarter-century-team-25-years-tom-brady-randy-moss-ray-lewis
Mahomes should be QB2, he's already surpassed Chicken Parm, and Gronk should not be TE1, Kelce or Gonzalez is easily the GOAT TE.
However, Priest Holmes should not be RB1 so whatever mang
>ESPN
>>149435081what part of the policy did he violate?
>>149437039Finger in the bum, no gay shit.
>>149437002Mahomes hasn't done anything that Troy Aikman didn't do. Aikman actually won Superbowls with 2 different head coaches so if anything that's more impressive
>>149437111That wasn't this quarter century, but thanks soiboi poster
>>149437111What are you doing here, Kiwi?
>>149437172hes here to share pics of his bussy