Thread 149422496

ur mum lol edition

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dodgers

>Senile Gary calling Snitker Bobby Cox
This is getting hard to hear bros

>from ALL ballparks INDEFINITELY
ridiculous

Lindor literally cannot catch a fucking break wtf

>>149422518
you're fine dw

Stros

Mariners, for no reason.

>>149422496 (OP)
>https://x.com/annieheilbrunn/status/1938018623022632988?s=46&t=BGkMvV-9ZQB6bCdPKWjUrg

Bruh, we got Jose Ingelsias rapping about Chadres before GTA 6.

Let’s all say something nice about our new aussiefren

>>149422595
each team got robbed

>>149422617
there goes the season

Tomorrow will be better

>>149422496 (OP)
if you change your gender and name, are you still banned?

>>149422627
the wildlife in austrailia is so bizarre

>>149422518
Don't listen to that prick, Aussiebro. You're welcome here

Please watch our sport

anglels

>>149422580
yeah it's the same with cricket highlights to be honest
the true joy is in the battles which aren't "highlights" per say
I mainly do it to see who's in a bit of form and get more accustomed with the teams and players

I like triceratops

>>149422637
did you accidentally post the wrong thing?

>>149422637
>Kakuna used harden
based Pokémon sloot poster

>>149422496 (OP)
mommy boys we won!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_flLfTGNtg

Angels

>>149422656
bazardo hadn't given up a bomb in a while

>>149422676
you should go to the dinosaur museum in Morrison sometime

>>149422675
you should root for the guardians because they have the australian prospect

posted in old thread on accident...

Yankee bros I don't even follow you guys, how has Fernando Cruz been? He was great here, not just on the field, but off as well. One of those players I hated to see go.

>>149422706
if she's a ram because she's a ram, shouldn't the other girl have a trolley bearing down on her?

>>149422637
mf bring that back

>>149422637
What was it?

>>149422681
very much the right thing if you ask me

>>149422496 (OP)
Yankees

>George Kirby goes 6 innings, giving up just 3 hits and 1 run in the loss. Kirby falls to 1-4 on the season.
Mariners baseball

>Pads can only score one run against Nats
>Doyers can't score vs the Rockies
These teams stink

>>149422742
No preference

>>149422742
1 > 3 > 2 > 5 > 4

>>149422738
that pokemon looking girl striptease. she's actually hot, which is rare for /mlb/

based double play

>>149422770
it's clearly 3 > 2 > 1 > 5 > 4 you sick fuck

>>149422720
True true. Been to the dinosaur national monument and the other site in St. George, Utah and those were great.

>>149422732
She already dodged it. Ramdgers btw

>>149422656
I think the mariners suck

>fan provides true homefield advantage, immobilizing opposing player with the power of feelings
>gets banned for life
No wonder the White Sox are so bad

at least baltimore and boston lost

>>149422742
3 > 1 > 5 > 2 > 4
4 looks like some shit you'd get in a middle school cafeteria. Toasted bun sets 3 apart

SSSSSSSTIKE THREE YER OUT PHILTHIE!

>>149422824
EVERYONE thinks this

>>149422805
yeah. I don't normally save that kind of shit but it's too hawt to let go.

>>149422805
def thought id get banned for posting that yesterday

>>149422832
>letting Baltimore live rent free in your head
lmao

>>149422656
You knew /we/ were cooked when Julio struck out on that slider 2 feet off the plate

>First man on base for a while in Doyers Rox
>Immediate double play
Nobody scoring in CO tonight

>>149422742
1 > 3 > 2 > 5 > 4
Something looks off about the bun on 5, gluten free or some shit. Otherwise it'd be in the 2nd spot

I opine that the mariners are a bad baseball team

>>149422876
You didn’t? It got removed almost immediately just now kek.

why the FUCK can't the Doyer offense give Yamamoto~san some runs

>>149422637
>never even see areola, pussyhole, or butthole
i'd delete it too, not worth the ban

>>149422723
Travis "bazzaaaaaaaaa" Bazzana
what's the pathway like for a prospect like him? I can see he was playing AA before his recent injury

>>149422742
5 looks the best to me followed closely by 1, idk what all these other replies are talking about.

>>149422901
no i didnt mods recognize a real one :^)

pintaro looks nothing like i expected him i thought for sure he'd be a brown not a blonde haired blue eyed mayo monkey

>>149422882
they are berd brethren, let's all relish in defeat tonight

SIT THE FUCKKKKKK DOWN HAPP!

>>149422917
That’s why it’s hot though anon she’s teasing

>>149422921
Really good prospects make the majors within a year after being drafted. The most common path is 2-3 years in the minors. You'd expect a #1 pick to be in the majors within 2 years at the most.

finally a mets pitcher with balls who isn't afraid to back niggas off the plate, everyone gets too comfortable leaning over the plate

singletani

singletani

>>149422921
usually team need for good teams. sevice time manipulation for shitters meaning they'll keep them in the minor leagues longer than they should to gain an extra year of team control before the player can become a free agent.

go go go

>>149422921
He was the number one overall pick but he's injured right now, so he probably won't debut this year. Maybe next year

>>149422962
Nice - you guys probably don't care but the baseball league in Australia is collapsing at the moment
3 of the 7 teams decided to leave the league during the off-season lol

Don't give up Doggies!

>>149422989
>>149422991
Beebrain

are the mets gonna blow this one as well?

>>149423019
you're right idc I only follow the hoofdklasse

>>149423019
Leave and go where? Is there another league down under?

didnt know who was hitting because no walkout music

mookie and freddie haven't done shit in ages

>>149423037
probably

max muncy is fat

muncy is due

>>149423060
I think this

Looks like we got a pitchers duel going down against the elite Rockies ace at coors, this guys gotta be good.

A swing and a miss!!!

I think Tucker is going to go to the Red Sox

My Jintsies on the board!

>>149423053
they move to the Korean league

RAIN DELAY
RAIN DELAY
RAIN DELAY

>>149422989
>>149422991
Why don't Dodger fans come up with new things to post instead of repeating the same shit every thread?

>>149423107
You can’t let that kid pitch to Ozuna in that spot

cheeky little rally in k.c. would be nice

Rockies Dodgers gonna take a break, probably be postponed until tomorrow

>>149423060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVde7gLdk1Y

>>149423126
there are worse fates

that funky muncy

that funky muncy

BASED RAIN
doyers on the scoreboard

KEK

TY BASED RAIN

ROCKEKS

kek

MAXIMUM
WIELDER OF THE STORMS
MUNCHIES

>>149423053
>>149423126
>... have thrown the competition into potential disarray by leaving the league in favour of playing in the Korea Baseball League's pre-season fall competition, in addition to what they promise will be a series of high profile home games against KBO teams in the January-February window.

ROCKIES WHAT THE FUCK

serves denver right for having shitty weather

>>149423126
Damn that's a shitty travel schedule. Gotta be a couple thousand miles every road trip. Like the Marlins having to go to California for every road series

really, that isnt fair. that would be impossible to track that fly.

wahahahaha

It took a literal act of god for my doyers to score with Yoshi on the mound

Toglia is a shitter. one of the worst gloves you'll ever see.

Can the mets have one normal win

Does it rain alot in denver?

Put it in the books! Gg barfiedoos.

thank you for your service today mauricio, enjoy your vacation in syracuse

only reason they scored was because of the rain. doyerpacos are frauds

kinda feel bad for rox, what was blue thinking?

gg twinks see you tomorrow

>>149423198
rarely

>>149423198
colorado?

>>149423206
cope and seethe

NY is turning it around tonight, put it in the books.

>>149423197
Cute!

>>149423183
shit evens out over a large enough sample size

Christiano Walkbreu

this is the power of having god and anime on your side

>>149423177
colorado has extremely unpredictable weather. it can be perfect all day then a gnarly thunderstorm rolls in and drops dime size hail, then its freezing the next day

>t. lived in denver 2016-2020

>>149423241
>5KB
nice file RETARDED IDIOT

Yankees did it! They won!

>>149423244
sounds rocky haha

Metkees won :)

>>149423241
>5 KB

>>149423244
Why did you move?

>>149419499
Well?

gg Resd. Good luck the rest of the way.

>hey bro lets build a baseball stadium in the mountains of colorado
>sure bro np should we do dome or retractable roof?
>nah bro we gucci just raw dog that shit

angels ain't it

Holding myself back from bitching about rain again

>>149423284
gg bro

>>149423281
followed my girl there after college like an idiot then we broke up almost immediately so i moved across town. found a decent job and stayed there a few more years. it was a nice place to live but too expensive for me. i don't like to ski or rock climb much so it wasn't worth it

Twins win
Twins win

>>149423306
we got fucked in Philly and DC. this would kind of make up for it if we get the win.

>>149423333
checked

nice

>>149423333
Win! Twins!

https://x.com/Dodgers/status/1938053972159500396

lmao based doyers

>Mariners get shut out
>Phillies can't score a fucking run for 17 innings
>dropping another game to Houston in the ALW
Very cool Philly thank you

METS WIN

Dodger games are always wacky as fuck. Odd shits always happening.

>>149423321
kek. can't tell you how many times I've heard a version of this replying to, "How'd you end up in ____".

>>149422637
name on the pokegirl?

>>149422816
just like you dodged having a girlfriend

>>149423351
Lmao! Do you guys think the Japanese find that funny? I hope they do

while we wait. lets guess the time for the rain delay
i say, 1 hour 12 minutes

kek

I don't know about you doyerbros, but I'm gonna switch over to the Giants

>>149423321
Denver is overrated AF. Never liked that city. Generic, awful traffic, hour drive from the mountains.

that funky muncy

>>149423361
The Angels are on your ass

>>149423386
Blud wasn't even looking for it.

>>149423133
dopamine drop

>>149423395
America can’t make cities anymore, all of the non cali western cities are soulless

>>149423395
like everybody goes to the mountains on the weekends they get packed during the summer. You have to drive pass the front range to actually get isolated

>>149423386
Why did they stop the game wtf, that shit looks dangerous to play in

>>149423122
is he a Boras cult member?

>that clear error by trea is scored a hit and Wheeler gets an earned run
Manfred era scoring is comical

Guess I’ll switch to the Jints Marlins game

>>149423378
You are correct, women are just throwing themselves at me trying to be my wife.

Fun series Yankees bros. That 2nd game coulda gone either way. Good luck the rest of the way unless you play us again!

yo they got ray romano on the bump lol

>>149423209
>GET HIM OUT AND THE INNING OVER

so the last yankee ring was 1950? or is the bot just still posting in the old thread?

>>149423443
No he’s not

High alert! Recker on MLB Tonight now!

>>149423386
kek
looking straight up into rain is near impossible
really need sunglasses with windscreen wipers to play in this weather

Good to see the Phillies are still completely dogshit whenever they play in a indoor stadium.

my berds are getting gaped :/

>>149423440
because it started with 2 outs already in the inning in that at bat.

>yamamoto
>request run support
>get rain support

>>149423439
this. i wanted to be outdoorsy because colorado is incredible but i sat in traffic going through that fucking tunnel 3 or 4 times and said fuck it. not worth it. if i wanted to hike i'd go somewhere down by littleton or the boulder area and skip the THOUSANDS of people going to the mountains on the 70

>>149423472
Thanks bro. Want to hop on VC?

>>149423487
this is real grass, it's considered outdoors

>>149423472
>high alert
how did you know?

>>149423507
kek

>>149423399
nice. saved.

>>149423498
win sum ya lose sum

>>149423487
Baseball isn't meant to be played indoors. Based Phillies for not giving a fuck.

>>149423504
So if the slippery ass ball slips out of the pitcher's hand and drills Muncy directly in the face, the umps think that's okay?

are they playing the mooike episode again on sportsnet for the delay?

>>149423512
move to Wyoming, it is literal clone of Colorado without all the political cancer.

>>149423513
What’s “VC”, precious? What’s “VC”?

>>149423507
it seems he misspelled

>>149423386
>allowing these runs
Manfraud...

>>149423575
sussy

>>149423543
it took about 30 seconds from there being no rain to a torrential downpour

>>149423550
Yeah but didn't that gay guy get lynched there?

>>149423568
The Viet Cong you retard

>>149423550
i actually considered it but couldn't find a decent job up there. i was working remotely at the time but my company said i had to be able to go into the denver office when needed. didnt want to make a 3 hours drive when that happened. also there is zero home inventory in wyoming and the locals hate "big city" expats like i would of been

>>149423487
Astros really aren't playing much better. This series has been a total slurper

>>149423550
>without all the political cancer.
explain how it's the only state without any recorded traces of mercury in its lakes and rivers then

>>149423440
>>149423504
This. Muncy was 2 strikes into his AB when the rain started to fall. They couldn't have been on the field for more than 5 minutes.

>>149423587
Umps still have the power to stop the game in the middle of an at bat. I'm not a fan of either team so idc about the outcome, but If it's pouring that hard it's definitely a safety issue and they're lucky no one got hurt.

which one is more impressive?

I would say good game, but it wasn't a good game

smell ya later chimpcongo

[W] C U B B I E S S S S S S
gg berdinals cya tmrw

>>149423550
Wyoming has the worst weather in America. Hurricane winds, 60 degree temp swings, 36" of snow at a time.

[W]
gg cards

>>149423636
no shit but it wasn't unreasonable to try to finish off the half inning when there were 2 outs and 2 strikes in the ab.

best player to never win a ring

If trea doesn't steal and there's a double play I'm turning off the game

>>149423668
literally just described colorado outside of denver because of how high in the mountains it is

>>149423646
Modern players would never K against 1929 farmers throwing batting practice fastballs with zero offspeed and zero relief pitchers lol

>>149423646
why is he considered good, again?

>>149423668
They are called Chinook winds FYI

>BE PHILTHIES
>RISP

>>149423685
not even close. he had a chance to be if he didn't get permahurt in his age 29 season

>>149423718
The awe of Schwarber's speed disrupted the play

>>149423701
maybe we're discounting the spitball effect too much

>>149423741
it's from all the breast milk he drinks

>>149423741
Think he means the possible GIDP which wouldn't surprise me the slightest

>>149423668
>>149423695
>>149423715

>>149423760
spitballs were outlawed in 1920

>>149423685
Griffey Jr

Possible grand salami in Pooston

>>149422876
whats her name

Great stuff Phillies

>>149423801
the game isn't in Boston...

>>149423685
Ted Williams and it's not really close

>>149423714
maybe the .400 bating average and 1.500 OPS

>>149423794
then whatever ways they were doctoring the balls afterwards. to be clear, I think modern players would blast those old timers back into the stone age over a large sample size, but I bet they had some tricks that helped them get by that's been lost to time.

>>149423685
Bonds next question

More like Alec Bitch KWAB

>>149423685
That's not Ted Williams

You could've thrown a ball that hit the grass and Bihm and Casty were swinging at it

whew

>>149423860
>>149423841
>>149423796
not yankees so they don't matter

>doyers get rain delayed
>paco comes back to seethe about 2017 again
KEK

>>149423890
we already knew Yankee fans were soft in the head but you don't need to prove it

no one’s doing that astromiguel

>>149423894
scumbag trump effecting a ceasefire and cooling off nicky's bat

*BANG BANG*

>>149423890
>YOU GOTTA BE FREAKIN' KIDDIN' ME BRO BEST CITY IN DA WHIRL I'M WALKIN' HEEEEERE

like clockwork

The suspense is killing me!

>>149422672
Gotta love the fight from the angels :)

why is this an unwritten rule lol

>>149422672
ain't it

My anaels :)

kek

>>149424033
players would rub it so it'd leave a red mark for the umps to see

CARROT MARTINI

27 rings vs 1 legitimate one

>>149424103
Every ring is Mickey if I say it is bitch

>>149424033
makes you seem like a bitch if it acts like it hurt(even though it definitely did) and if pitchers see you rub it they think you're scared of getting hit and will keep hammering you inside. so it's an unwritten rule not that it's disrespectful like other unwrittens its just a rule because you shouldn't rub or you'll get a reputation as soft and scared at the plate.

>>149424103
can't believe they only have 1 legit ring despite the record book saying 27... too much steroids I guess

>>149423701
Modern players strikeout against position player shitters throwing 50 mph

>>149424121
too bad your opinion means absolute shit

>>149424187
ditto

>>149423828
That's Bombston, you idiot.

>>149424187
Mickey take lambchop

If you’re gonna yell heinous shit at players maybe don’t do it in a ballpark with 16 people in it.

I don’t think I could like a player more than I like Mathew Boyd I kneel jedsta

>>149424335
>for life
>all mlb games
ridiculous

opinions are like assholes

>>149424335
p. cringe

2022 flashbacks, anon

>>149424363
Indefinitely means they can rescind it though, no? They prob won’t but mlb did not call it a lifetime ban, just saying.

>>149424360
was you that was saying he was shit after 2 st appearances?

>>149424360
>I kneel
guys that give head for rent money often do

Astros win!!
ggs Phils
Another series win for the boys. Haven’t lost a series since last month sometime. Good stuff, see yal tomorrow

>>149422496 (OP)
how fragile are people these days

>>149424428
tied franchise record (set in 2005) for consecutive games allowing 4 or fewer runs

We need Jesse “the mindfucker” Winker back

Phils are already in post-all star break form, I see

>>149424414
Trump needs to lean on Manfred again

>>149424445
wtf there's another aussie in here

one bruce is too many

My Chihuahuas are up 14-8 in the bottom 8 against the Space Cowboys

>>149424445
I guarantee the dodgers cholos in the outfield pavilions heckle and chirp all the time especially to divisional rivals players but nothing happened to them. If you chirp, do it in a full stadium

>>149424469
Bugposters eating rn

>>149424415
Definitely not, I don’t think I watched him throw a single pitch in the spring. I liked the signing from day 1, saw it as an improvement over Hendricks

>>149424493
how is it that I know you speak with a lisp

>>149424542
But I would be lying if I said I thought he’d be this good

>>149424504
BUGets kek!!!

>>149424489
Alcohol is bad for dogs

any colorado inhabitants in? is the rain clearing?

Fire Kevin Long.

Red Sox got swept today btw.

>>149422496 (OP)
Who watches kimchiball?

Are the Angels it?

>>149424542
I wasn't familiar with him, but I heard him interviewed on the FT network after the signing and thought he had a good head on his shoulders.

>>149424619
ain't

Angelbros, it’s time to apologize to Arte Moreno

>>149424619
They will never win a playoff game until the Dane returns

>>149424428
Heard an interesting stat on the broadcast that this was the first time in franchise history the Astros have pitched 5 leftys in one game. Astros probably have the best pitching staff in baseball but the worst offense as well lol

Schmitt more like Shitt

>>149424617
https://youtu.be/4JZ_IAtBWfY

>>149424659
The good inspector never lifted his ban

>>149424642
Yeah I hardly knew of him other than the performance he had in the playoffs. But to your point I was listening to some cubs beat reporter talk about him early in the season and the way he posited it was that the cubs lost one of the most down to earth / nicer guys in baseball(Hendricks) and replaced him with another one. Happy he’s a cub

apologies for instaposting but this needs audio
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLVIK-3MaF5/

>>149424664
when you look at the current roster, that's not surprising but also surprising.

3 of the 5 starting pitchers are rookies, but also the entire infield is gold glovers

Holy shit this sucks

it just came down the wire that they are rescinding those doyer runs and replaying the at bat

>>149424743
Girardi woulda had y’all feasting

>>149424730
just don't post shit from reddit and you're doing okay

>>149424674
just opened this stream and immediately saw an ad for an army stew stand and my korean shit quota for the day was more than filled in 10 seconds

>>149424730
the accent is so thick I almost think this is satire

Fuck these last two games. I’m going to my AA meeting.

>>149424775
you have no shot at the division, so it literally doesn't matter

>>149424842
but I'm a braves fag...

Game resuming in 25 minutes

>>149424916
hell yeah. hopefully Dollander isn't going to still be in the game

>>149425016
kill yourself

>>149425016
You're gonna lift that shirt if you lose

Tonight's game is scheduled to resume at 9:20 pm.

https://x.com/Rockies/status/1938066454479569283

>>149425086
just enough time to rub one off. brb.

>>149425016
Keep posting moar

>>149425124
why do you have to leave? >>149422637

>>149425124
happy fapping bro I hope you cum so hard

>>149424590
Fire Kevin, Dusty, and Topper. Pull aside Kruk as interim manager

>Radio callers asking about Muncy leaving the Dodgers
I'm not ready bros. I don't want to lose our Funky Muncy

tie ball game in 'frisco

Recker’s said “very hard” tonight. Is Recker speaking to us, /mlb/ bros?

>>149422742
5 is my penis
4 is the avg dodger fan

>doyerpacos have small dicks
kek

>>149425284
mine is 3

>>149422496 (OP)
I dont get, was he actually refeering to the death of his mother or just saying stuff like "your mom is a fat whore lol"?

>>149422742
I got that 3 dick

>>149425338
based circumcised bro

>>149425338
based tranny

>>149425338
Chop on, sista!

Doyerpacos be like "ayo I thought that pop-up to the shortstop was going to be a home run ese!"

WE WANT DOGGIE DOOS

WE WANT DOGGIE DOOS

WE WANT DOGGIE DOOS

WE WANT DOGGIE DOOS

WE WANT DOGGIE DOOS

>>149425341
given Marte's reaction I assume he said something about her death but we'll never know for certan

Where my dawgs at!? Bark with me if you're my dog.

>>149425397
my theory is he said something about him mom not knowing she died. still shitty but people want to crucify him

>>149425427
ROOOOOOOFF ROOOOOOFFFF ROOOF!!!!
(Bloodhound howling)

dodgers game will go late into the night?

>>149425338
Found the midge doyers poster

>7 shutouts in one day
Time to move the pitchers mound back to second base.

>>149422496 (OP)
I thought this was America.

>>149425457
a lot of aces pitched today

>>149425477
https://youtu.be/VYOjWnS4cMY?si=J9aCSe9L-FHiN5_Y

Chihuahuas win 14-8 against the Space Cowboys!

>>149425490
this is a bop

Umpball in Frisco

>>149425490
powerful!

no one cares doyerpacos

lets all give it up for tampa bay

>>149425567
Quiet lil bro

>>149425445
cringe

>>149425609
no one cares doyerpaco

>>149425597
they're on a roll

DOGGIE DOOS WE'RE SO BACK

Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD!

everyone cares doyerchad

>>149425609
I hope that man got the reaction he was looking for

>>149425432
classic cancel culture bullshit knee jerk reaction to try to virtue signal

same reason Justin Roiland and Jonathon Majors no longer have a job

ITFDB

We are back lets go rockies!

>>149425636
i thought as much

>>149423256
I can't get Jupiter on DALL-E

>>149425445
based
>>149425619
I don't think about you at all

>>149425639
Remember pickle Rick lmao he turned himself into a pickle

>>149425662
Pickle Recker lol

>>149425662
Funniest shit ever!

I want this

>>149425662
classic Lol

ITFDB

Andy P!

ANDY P

>>149425639
Yeah, unfamiliar with those guys but I really cannot stand mob mentality / internet hivemind stuff. It fundamentally changes how I view someone if they get whipped up into a frenzy over the designated hated person of the day

>>149425656
but, you responded. So even for a second, you thought about me.

>>149425662
for me? it's leg rick (the second time).

Dodgers came back swingin'!

YOU are a BUGet!

>>149425662
To be fair, you need to have a high iq to understand Rick and Morty.

>>149425678
Jeebus creebus

Team names ranked according to me:
>blue jays
>marlins
>cardinals
>rockies
>dodgers
>phillies (feels nice to say)
>rays
>yankees
>padres
>athletics
>red sox / white sox
>astros
>angels / reds / tigers / giants
>diamondbacks
>twins / royals / rangers
>guardians / nationals
>pirates
>cubs
>brave
>brewers
>mariners / orioles

>>149425597
gb2school fag

>>149425749
you forgot the mets :^|

>>149425749
>rockies above the dodgers
An anon with some sense

>>149425749
https://youtu.be/VsHlBWuppi4

>>149425749
pirates should be higher, Marlins should be lower

Another ND for webb :(

>>149425769
fuck I knew I was going to miss one. they can go in below the pirates

>>149425749
you have my team low so that means its wrong

>>149425712
Justin Roiland was the voice of Rick and Morty (as well as other adult cartoons), his wife claimed he abused her and groomed children (both ended up false claims), he lost his million dollar job at cartoon network

Jonathon Majors was star of AntMan and Loki, he was supposed to be the next big bad in the Marvel Universe. His gf claimed he beat her up regularly, until footage came out that showed he raised his arm to defend himself from her beat on him and that's what caused the bruises on her arms and legs, he lost that role and got blackballed in hollywood

>>149425392
it was in spirit

>>149425802
I believe it

>>149425802
That's awful for those guys. I feel like we overcorrected on some things socially and I'll leave it at that. baseball

The Arcia family was so poor they had to sell the “G” in their last name.

How about that John Soto, huh?

>>149425866
unironically better than later seasons of archer

>>149425866
>t. low iq

Good Lord. He cannot be stopped, can he?

We are facing the prospect of a Metal dynasty right now.

>>149425749
Nice bait

doyerpacos really do be having baby dicks kek

>>149425713
Your pepe folder does not have 528 pepes fuck off retard

>>149425892
Kek it's true

BUNTGODZ

hey good bunt, rockies. i like seeing it

>>149425892
so true kek

god damn it

way to go pages

>>149425906
man, and it paid off for 'em

kek I'm a doyerchad and I'm tiny

Andy Pages's named rearranged is Gaped Anys

Nice one pages you retard

>>149425866
Szechuan Sauce! Lmao remember that from being a kid?? At McDonald’s? Szechuan Sauce! Lmao bruh

Anthony Recker must feel vindicated watching Manoah's career arc.

andy p trying to be a little too fancy with the spin on that play and karros is letting us know

>>149425935
Can’t argue with this

>>149425941
https://youtu.be/-GC5rAX0xHg

watching the micros

>>149425935
LOL it's true
doyerpacos, your response?

came in late, wtf is being challenged

>>149425972
Damage control

kek doyerpacos

>struggling against the Rockies
kek

>>149425977
micros vs cockies hehe

Sex with Lauren Shehadi

>>149425998
>>149426000
can't be jettisoned fast enough

Gaped Anys kek

>>149422592
you used to have to bet on baseball to get this punishment

>>149425866
first couple seasons came out in high school and they were funny. haven't watched in years tho

>Rockies booth infinitely better than the micopenises
>Micropenis booth won an emmy
Explain?

>>149426035
It was never good

>>149425749
Jay's cardinals Orioles should be a first place tie

Who is your favorite female MLB commentator or analyst?

>>149426055
Recker's ass

>>149426055
I don’t listen to women unless it’s my mom

>>149426052
I certainly like the bird but saying "Orioles" is an effort and doesn't feel nice off the tongue

TOSS HIM he threw his helmet!

>>149426061
Based momma's boy

>>149425749
Orioles dead last? That's a unique name and deserves to be higher

>>149426055
idk who this is, but she's my fav so far

>>149426055
Antonia Recker

doyerpacos use a micrometer to measure their baby dicks kek

>>149425970
>wasted 3 minutes of everyone's time
Another win for the umpGODS

poodrepacos thinking about dicks again

COMFY-TO!

are the rockies cumfarto's "get right" team?

I just sharted. Let's go Dodgers!

/nu/
>>149420134
>>149420134
>>149420134
/nu/

Requesting an ump pepe holding an umbrella in the pouring rain.

>>149426094
everytime someone talks about dick size, they always talk about girth in circumference, not diameter.

>>149426123
and that just chaps your ass doesn't it

>>149426123
You can use a math formula to find circumference from diameter

whats the best city to find a slumpbuster in?
asking for a friend

i just had a small pack of wild berry skittles while watching the game, but i remember it tasted better

>>149426118
early, lame thread.
nu is here
>>149426125
>>149426125
>>149426125

>>149426118
Fuck you

>>149426118
>>149426142
FUCKING RETARDS

how come the Rockies fans are booing the Rockies manager for intentionally walking ohtani
did they want to bean him instead

hey putos what i say to yall huh conforto gonna hit 200 soon blacks be scared they dont leave their neighborhood they better stay south youll only see domesticated blacks walking around LA wannabe thug blacks scared to leave south central

Sex.
Have it.

mookie sl-ACK!

>>149426134
2*pi*r = pi*d

there are two freeman's playing

>>149426187
‘toids don’t know what that is.

Gaped Anys kek

>>149426198
i swear i saw like three yesterday

Koss what the fuck are you doing

>>149426142
>micropenises are only winning because of umpball
holy grim

>>149426059
>Recker's ass
What does this mean?

Exhaust every last ounce of that pitcher's arm, Freeman!

nice job freddie

Retardman

BASES JUICED

>>149426198
Cane's.

new
>>149420134
>>149420134

LOL LET OHTANI HIT AGAIN

>>149426221
another forced meme from also rans, cope and seethe

>>149426258
cringe

>>149426389
>>149426264

>>149422496 (OP)
what'd he say exactly about his mum