Thread 149438839

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>everybody is a brainwashed cunt except me
kek. jen even.

great thread

What’s Gary going to do about the new NYC mayor who plans on giving out Ranger tickets back to the people?

>schedule won’t be released until July 16th
Literally why? The couple of years it was related in late June, they even released the pre season schedule. Fuck you gary

>>149438861
Jen went to Harvard

the asterisks means the coyotes bought vermette out, not the mammoth

Gary should kiss every draft pick on the lips when they come on stage

>>149438891
What team cucked to the Kremlin ?

>>149438872
the talking heads on (((espn))) need more shit to blabber on about tomorrow night and Saturday morning while they're pretending to know anything about hockey and who any of the prospects are in this year's draft.

I keep getting junk emails

>>149438883
>coyotes
We don't say that name around here.
>>149438915
It's the first line of the article, you seething ukraine-bitch.

>>149438921
Click on the Unsubscribe link so they stop seeing them to you

>>149438915
Pretty much all of them. It was hilarious when Provorov's merchandise sold out over night

>>149438917
Can’t wait for pk to say some retarded shit like the Blackhawks are gonna win the Stanley Cup

>>149438921
junk emails junk phonecalls junk 4chan posts it never ends

>>149438921
I have 12,000 unread emails

>>149438934
>so they stop sending them to you

F L A M E S
L
M
A
S
E

>>149438947
based and red pilled

>>149438934
That actually doesn't work. All it does is tells them that you are a real person. Like when you answer and quickly hang up on spam phone calls.

>>149438941
At least /hoc/ doesn't have junk posts

maoist rempe

>>149438952
R U L E
U
L
E

chillin at work bros

>>149438960
this thread is exclusively junk posts

>>149438970
It’s 7:45 pm why are you at work

>>149439002
i have a pair of socks with this image on them. best 9 bucks i've spent in a while

>>149438929
Your picture is unreadable and following Russian laws in your own nation to not anger them is pathetic .
If you want to hate on pride do it honestly and don't hide behind Putin

28 years later and it’s a movie about the
2021 Canadiens

What would you do in this position?

>>149439050
Wake up

>>149439031
>Your
Retard
>i can't read the words at the bottom because it is partially cut off! even though it is clear as fucking DAY it says the Pittsburgh Penguins. If only I could use context clues like a halfway competent person would be able to do.
Retard

>>149439050
I would listen to what they have to say and that's what no one did

>>149439050
Drink to try and forget that I just had a threesome with Jagr

>>149439050
Grab a brush and put on a little make-up

reddit tier post

>>149439031
How fuckin new are you? Essentially multiple players from a bunch of different teams refused to put on rainbow pride night jerseys in the opening skate. This lead to actual fans siding with them, so the media went with a "Russian" angle to cope. Reimer and the Staal brothers also refused, off the top of my head

why did you leave the 1 upon the table
bud wanted to

>>149439079
you wanted to

>>149439066
>Penguins
It actually says Chicago so thanks for proving my point.

Also Crosby would never stand for that nonsensical chud signalling

bud did not 1

>>149439108
first year watching

>>149439122
I was lying you silly retard. I told you fags in the last thread that I lie on here all of the time.

>>149439126
He didn't 2 either, leading me to believe he doesn't have a bladder on anus

GARY GARY
Gary into your league I commend my Finns

>>149439108
>media went with a "Russian" angle to cope
That's my point

>>149439126
true in fact bud lost

>>149439153
So bud -1

>>
>a bladder or an anus
[he's a robot that sucks]

why did gary stop growing the game™ in japan and italy?

>>149439167
We're gonna need the physics nerds from /sci/ for this one

>>149439167
bud's up big

>>149439182
Too many japs

>>149439182
theres hockey at the italy olympics. gary loves wops

>>149439182
Italy's pro league has been around since the 1930s
Japan's league is... cute....

>>149439182
he went on a vacation to venice once and saw how shitty their plumbing was

these look nice

>>149439167
kek, canacuck btfo, if only we had you here since gary's all-star break exhibition game.

>>149439221
>their plumbing was
That's just their river, bro.

>>149439222
They sure do. Please let gary know that I will take 2 of each. Personalized of course. Yes, yes. I will pay the surcharges and processing fees.

Thinking about ppc

Thinking about West Hollywood

>>149439222
>>149439243
I think every team should take a hard look at their jersey design, if for no other reason, so the ads look like they're placed correctly and not half-hazardly
>like, for example, someone got pissed there was going to be an ad from now on and did crappy job because of their shitty attitude

>>149439287
>somebody think of the ads!
Gary, please...

>>149439222
>>149439239
I think every team should take a hard look at their jersey design, if for no other reason, so the ads look like they're placed correctly and not half-hazardly
>like, for example, someone got pissed there was going to be an ad from now on and did crappy job because of their shitty attitude

Thinking about disco balls

>>149439182
Not enough blacks

>>149439307
Gary, it is the off-season. Leave us alone.

>>149439295
I was actually concerned about whether the jersey look like ass, I couldn't care less about the ads
>uniform ads are a stupid idea, and it's a thumb in the eye of all the fans, Gary, you hear me??
Yeah, he heard me...

so excited for zegras and michkov

>>149439374
>I was actually concerned
>about some clothes some dudes are gonna wear while I watch them on TV
Lol, fag.

>>149439374
shut up retard

>>149439392
that's awfully rich coming from Mitch

>>149439392
>newfriend learns that trb is a homo
always love this episode

>>149439409
>trb mentions mitch out of nowhere again
mitch1
trb lost

>>149439409
>n-no u
Yawn. Must be well past drinking hours in piss-ton.

'ockey man a say, say daddy me hoob me flame no heatin' up scotiabank
I lick he boom-boom down

reminder

>>149439434
>>149439455
better not be drinking again boy
mitch gon get chu

how badly is tocchet going to be seething when michkov and zegras refuse to grind away in the dirty areas of the ice?

>>149439461
>blocking shots

>>149439435
Thatcher 1

and the new york islanders
are proud to announce
we have selected
bud
1st over all

All the coolest looking photos in history are from the troubles

>>149439435
I didn't knew they were Provos in Alberta

>>149439552
bud gets drafted to be the social media manager for the new york islanders and blasts trb on the official xitter account as his first act

>>149439556
90s in general did it better

Oasis surpassed the Beatles

>>149439592
just guys being dudes

just buds being 1

>>149439651
Shut up, Noel

Shall not be watching the draft tomorrow since my team has no 1st round pick.

>>149439760
is this trb's first attempt at fighting back against bud?

>>149439391
>>/tumblr/

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>149439674
A time when boys could be boys.

>>149439861
2true

film is so nice looking vs digital

janet reno had grit and a high compete level

>>149439651
I can’t see them in August :(

>>149439182
Gary needs to resume growing those markets since China will never embrace hockey

>>149439861
If society collapses do I still need to wage?

>>149440054
There are Chinese players in the PWHL

>>149440087
I'm an American player in the PWHL :)

>>149440054
Why does the game need to grow?

>>149440087
What about the nhl? Chinese men need to step it up

>>149440111
It doesn’t. The nhl would improve with 24 teams. 16 teams would be maximum kino

>>149440087
she's my new /hoc/ waifu btw

>>149440131
JEN

>>149438839 (OP)
Roger McQueen is a good name, go Gary Belt!

WQAM
HOME OF THE TWO TIME DEFENDING STAN LEE CUP CHAMPIONS
>>149440087
>Zhang Xifang
Better to stand out and market but is shamefur!

>>149440343
me on the left in the golden hat

>>149440382
based

>>149440558
That’s homophobic

>>149440568
That's Florida Hockey, baby!

>>149440628
Your Brain on ChatGPT: Accumulation of Cognitive Debt when Using an AI Assistant for Essay Writing Task
>https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.08872

>>149439307
>not knowing how to use a seam ripper

I clicked that link and it ordered 100 jerseys from the official NHL shop on my credit card

>>149440696
Thanks Gary!

>>149440675
i'm fucking mad that em-dashes are slop now

That's the funny thing, the poor fags that want to write sports are easily replacleable by AI autosummarize.
The smartest do it for free.
Your paid experts however...
The surge in gambling advice is a scam!

>>149440782
what is the problem here?

What does a boxer and Draculas girlfriend have in common?


They both go down for the count!

>>149440924
funnier than anything trb ever said desu

>>149440924
_/ _/ _/ _/

>>149440924
Hahaha. Good joke anon!

Where should the 2028 World Cup of Hockey take place?

Skaters ask, "Why do you play? Why do you scar? Why do you win?" Some will die with these questions unanswered. That is Canada's bliss.

>another consolation trophy for canada to win
kek gary is quite the jokester

>>149440984
Moscow

>>149440924
just like my islanders

>>149440984
montréal and montréal

>>149440984
Will IIHF unban them?

>>149441032
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>149440675
>cognitive debt
Fancy way of rewriting “not learning”

>>149441032
TWO TIME CAMPBELLS SOUP CHAMPION

>>149441105
Kek even the Habs have one of those.

>>149441123
jlmi

>>149441151
Hmm, actually true. Interesting.

>>149441165
Everything on /hoc/ is true

>>149441185
Everything on /hoc/ is false

>>149439222
Mr Gary. I have business idea. Move team logo to shoulder. Then there could be a huge ad on the chest that could bring in more money. More money = growing the game

>>149441185
>>149441189
Everything on hoc is one of these

Championship locker room culture?
https://youtu.be/KwpL29bPc5w

When are the oilers having their campbell parade?

>>149441229
2 weeks

>Cokenetzov wants to do an NHL comeback
Russian coke just isn't the same as the one you get from Colombia in America.

>>149441229
the city of Edmonton will be holding a paade to honor all of the Canadians on Florida's roster

>>149441185
>>149441189
Gary's paradox!

Anyone order their Evander Kane Canucks jersey yet?

>>149440984
Dubai

>>149441032
>tf
>tp
loser cope

>>149440782
Lmao Mike Futa

>>149441264
I do. I have every jersey for every player

>bans the baddies?
>loses to denmark anyway
>loses to kitties, again
No complaints here.

>>149441350
Both home and away?

>bans the oldfags?
>loses to bud
>loses to mitch, again
No complaints here.

JUST 2 MORE FACEOFFS

>>149441372
Every jersey that a player wears in a game

JUST 2 MORE CHILLYEASTERS

>>149438958
Lmao I never answer the phone.

>>149441462
I answer every spam call and let them give their spiel and then I tell them I have diarrhea

>>149441487
I got a call once a person was trying to sell me something and I let them talk for 30 minutes and then I hung up

This gemini thing they put on my devices isn't as good as chatgpt

Thirty six million dollars for conor garland

>>149441652
Worth every penny.

Thinking about our flames again :)

>>149441697
F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>149441697
yeah they're pretty damn trash

>>149441719
Are you calling Takagi trash?

in 83-84 gretzky won the art ross by 79 points

>>149441739
never seen it

>>149441715
R U L E
U L E
L E
E

Where will he play next year?
Kiss of death?

>>149441847
Toronto

>>149441847
Columbus

>>149441847
devils would be an exciting choice

>20 days until the schedule is released
Fuck you Gary

>>149441913
Two more weeks, and change!

>>149441948
Thanks Gary :D

>>149441847
Toronto would kill for a second round playoff series victory

>>149441290
canada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 32 years

Would this solve his choking problems?

Menbros....

>>149442194
sound like my "bi" ex who almost exclusively dates men

>>149442196
I used to say I was "trisexual" because it was a joke I heard somewhere

>>149442165
Why won't he dig?

>>149442165
He should go full Messier. Shows commitment.

>>149442165
No

>>149442165
That haircut is reserved for gigachads only.

When I say GO you say FLAMES

>>149442465
FLAMES

GO

>>149442483
GO

FLAMES

FLAMES

>>149442491
>>149442493
Suck

GO

TO HELL

>>149442498
OILERS

now that the dust has settled why did gary only close the ltir loophole after a canadian team was able to abuse it to a cup final?

Assistant coaches are just henchmen

Gary is just cute

>>149442520
idk that's a gay decision tho

>>149442508
Are gay

>>149442553
just like my stars

gary admitted it was cheating when he called it ltir abuse. sorry kitties and knigs those were * cups.

fraid so

I wonder how many /hoc/ posters will be drafted this weekend

>>149442561
Not too mention the PED abuse

How did Gary allow attempted homicide to occur during his ploffs?

my gf just sent me this

egod hours

Wrestlefags OUT

>>149442620
You know she farts and poops from there right?

>>149442598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2g1AyYOJWE

>>149442621
it's wrestlechads

GO

>>149442630
holy fuck i just shit and pissed myself when reading this post. like shit and fart actually came out of my ass (i fart and poop from there you know)

>>149442668
FLAMES

>>149442620
don't check her twitter likes lol

>>149442465
>>149442479
>>149442483
>>149442489
>>149442491
>>149442493
>>149442498
>>149442500
Florida made 3 SCF’s before the fumes got to draft with their first from the Tkachuk trade

>>149442630
Wrestlefags LOVE poop and farts

Fume faggots shouldn’t brag about the oilers losing back to back finals when they could’ve easily been in this position if Calgary wasn’t a frozen shithole and trade away Bennett and Tkachuk for two faggy gaybecers and a second

>>149442687
If that 1st round pick helps the lames 3peat do they win the trade?

Another great day to be a flameschad :)

>>149442711
Congrats you traded away a player who’s won back to back cups and reached 3 straight finals for the 32nd overall pick. I hope a pajeet shits on your next order of poutine

If there was a frens draft you would all be first round picks

>>149442729
Pootine more like
haha

>>149442687
Sad

>>149442692
this literal who is such dogshit even tiny won't sign him

you think about it the 2 panthers cups are pretty much flames cups. even better that we beat the oilers in the finals lol

I probably had my most successful run yet over the last period of my /hoc/ey bot, tuned to thread perfection over numerous hysterically over the top past or supplied replies by me. Over the last period I sustained a peak response rate of 39.4% per post, indicating a high rate of thread interaction. Science will continue

>>149442773
Congrats anon you just posted NTR. Calgary never did shit. Calgary bent over backwards, was raped, then got told “no telling or I take more from you”

You are nothing more than a cuck franchise that Marchand talked shit about for a reason.

>>149442773
I like to think of EVERY cup as a Flames cup

first thing chucky said after we won. go flames go!

>>149442800
We always play a central role desu.

KWAB

>>149442858
Man wants to get as far away from Toronto as he possibly can.

>>149442790
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>149442858
Gay

marner will sign with the leafs for league min in a stunning turnaround that nobody saw coming

KWAB

>>149442995
I can’t believe they’re not getting a Tavares deal done.

>>149440984
ZOMG GUIZE WHERE SHOULD THE NEXT AMATEUR EVENT TAKE PLACE TEE HEE!?

>>149443033
cope that's an allstar game

>>149440984
gaza

Players cucked really fast lol. #garywon

>10 AND 2
>GET TO 10 AND 2
>THE HYDRA'S OUT NOW
>HIT YOUR FUCKING ROTATION
>CROW BAAAAAAAR
>BLOW THE ZONE
>DINGLE. DANGLE.
>KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE
>BOOPY
>IN THIS, THE PERIOD OF THE LONG CHANGE
>HIT THE GAP
>THAT SMOOTH SKATING DEFENSEMAN

>>149443143
gary threatened to detonate all of their brain implants that he forces every player to get before being able to play in the nhl

>>149443143
booooooooo i still haven't experience true lockout kino

>>149443143
nobody wants a lockout

>>149443195
shut up, we all do

>>149443198
>>149443171
Retard

is there a chance that blackhawks could win multiple cups, go thru a scorched earth rebuild, and then make the playoffs again all in the same timespan during which buffalo never made the playoffs?

Sam Constentino mock

>>149443209
Yeah the west is shit and Buffalo is no where near the playoffs

>>149443210
contrarian shitwit. this is very first time i've seen a mock draft that doesn't have misa going second. this seems like it'd be a bigger shock than Carlsson going over Fantilli, and that's with the context of Verbeek being a contrarian moron.

>>149443214
>hagens at 10
Island bros…. It’s over

>>149443210
>>149443214
why do this year's top prospects all the look the same and really ugly? usually we got some lookers coming through.

goym, i promised my boss i'd have something for her by this evening but i watched The Chosen for seven hours instead

>>149443229
Retard

wheres jen

>>149443229
that show is so gay

>>149443247
The hall of fame

do you beleaf

>>149443317
I think I might chimp out of this is real

>>149443317
>le random guy

>>149443317
this won't happen unless the oilers retain 50% or more of the nurse contract

>>149443317
Instead of Skinner, now McDavids legacy relies entirely on Jarry.

>>149443317
just say the teams faggot holy shit #faggot

>>149443415
#letsgofags #fagsup #timetofag

>>149443317
crosby and malkin for nurse and the 2026 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4rth, and 5th round draft pick. as well as the 2027 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4rth, and 5th round draft pick. as well as the 2028 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4rth, and 5th round draft pick. as well as the 2029 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4rth, and 5th round draft pick.

>>149443450
Retard

>>149443460
it's worth it

>>149441487
I had someone on the line for 10 minutes before I told him I had to go take a shit. he actually told me he didn't mind waiting on the line for me to finish. must have been a bad sales week for that fella.

i pinch my cheek and start making the masturbation noise whenever a spam caller is talking to me.

>>149443526
she look like patrick star

>>149443551
don't we all

>>149443214
>Hagens at 10
No way

>>149443317
>unloading all their black players
Ok
>fixing goaltending issues with Jarre
Bwaaaahahahaha

trade mcdavid for mcdonalds happy meal

>>149443608
I can’t go higher than a dq blizzard

>>149440087
her name rhymes with pasketti

>>149443615
add peanut crumble topping and we have a deal

>>149443579
yeah, that is still too high to draft him at

Expecting big trades today

how long until the draft starts?

>>149444337
Scientists are still actively researching the Gary time factor

strong early indicators i might be sending marner and possibly tavares to the las vegas golden knights by early afternoon

>>149444314
hitomi a cute

>>149444375
thanks for the update brad

>>149444375
Jen Tavares would have had a legacy if he stayed on LI but now he’s a nobody. I’d love to see him at a soulless franchise

>>149444375
>marner = poop
>tavares = international parasite
>las Vegas golden nights = toilet
How close am I?

>>149444443
close, they're actually both poop

NEWS: NHL and NHLPA will conduct a joint press conference in LA at 1 pm ET Friday to discuss new CBA.

Presser will be with Gary Bettman, Bill Daly, Marty Walsh, and Ron Hainsey live on NHLN.

>something to look.forward too

>>149443317
Who tf is billy stef?

Hockey (gay)

poo peeland

poo peeland

poo peeland

poo peeland

poo peeland

poo peeland

poo peeland

pee pooland

>open /hoc/
>read posts
>"poo peeland" 7 times in a row
>close /hoc/

>>149443317
Lmao gary really pulling the strings to help the oilers situation

Finnbro are you at the cottage now? :)

I bought a case of beer that I will be devouring while watching the draft tonight :)

Hearing milk to the cereal bowl

>>149444506
>>149444508
>>149444566
>>149444574
>>149444576
>>149444602
>>149444603
>>149444609
Trolled

>>149444771
Milk, cereal, and bowl have good chemistry excited to see what that line can do

>>149444897
go fuck a kiwi

Nurse for Jarry who says no

>>149444987
Fuck no

>>149444897
all me btw

>>149444987
Nurse's only trade destination should be County Route 551

today's the day flames fans

What time is the draft

>>149445349
2am Suomi time

Is it ok if I watch the draft with you guys tonight? I'm a woman btw

Sorry lads, still don't care for this SHIT draft class.

>>149445654
Cope the next Denis Potvin is being drafted tonight

>>149445577
sure, dude

Denis Potvin more like Penis Pootvag

>>149444626
same, saw that and closed it for the rest of the day

just poured a cup of coffee. grinded my own beans of course.

>>149445808
AYO this nigga is grindin beans lmao!!!

>>149445808
What kind of beans? I love baked beans myself

>>149445855
Retard

>>149445808
love coffee might brew a cup after dinner
got a sweet Moccamaster brewer that does the job

"grinded" btw

>>149446035
1993

>>149446035
i hope an indian takes your job

Wordle in 3. Connections in 5. Perfect Strands

>>149445808
Bet you love grinding alright

>>149446077
Do you think he works at Tim Horton's?

>>149446309
I thought every Canadian worked at Tim Hortons. What else is there?

>>149446077
jokes on you
i'm a neet

no one like this teams

>>149446374
Good morning sir

>>149445808
I got to the tims and manpreet makes me a coffee

>>149446470
I go to the office Starbucks and the cute barista makes my coffee. I get the same thing every day and she knows my order :)

>>149446317
Popeye's

Who is even wanting to play in Edmonton now? McMuffin has peaked. Only 6 goals the entire playoffs. Playing with him was the selling point of playing there

>>149442165
this is actually based

>>149442165
He also needs a mustache like Tom Sellick

Lmao
https://youtu.be/NtrzegOYOyY?si=tfZxPB7nkeWo7dGF

>8x3.85 for Trent Frederic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sources say the Noah Dobson sweepstakes is down to two teams ... Montreal and Columbus ... with a deal expected to come together soon

>>149446826
dare I say before the draft even

>>149446826
David Reinbacher, you are a New York Islander

>>149446843
Isles get struble and a first and they'll like it

Lmao imagine the unlucky fucker that gets drafted by buffalo

>>149446518
Time to smash.

Holy fucking Christ with his angels I just took a truly enormous marner

>>149446905
>Isles get trash and they'll like it
This is just like them.

>>149447062
Just like my laffs

>>149446826
Enjoy his "defense"

>>149447062
>like them
Like who?

>>149447122
Looks like my Boushart.

Might as well send Matthews, Marner, McDavid, Bedard, Jack and Quinn Hughes, Makar, MacKinnon, Draisaitl, the other Tkachuk and Gavin McKenna while you're at it Gary.

>>149447062
Wrong, they are not the NY Jets

why does marner = poop he's an 100 point two way forward

Do toronto fans love their dumb always hurt mexican so much they blame marner for the playoff failures that are clearly everyone elses fault?

https://youtu.be/wmx3WdkRO8U
it's up

>>149447300
We don't want McDumbfuck here.

>>149447306
Soft and whiny like most of my marners

>>149447444
Fix your diet lad

>>149447300
>Canadian flag crying about the Bruins possibly trading away Pastrnak
You're a fag

>>149447300
my broons can’t stop losing to Florida :(

We have a trade to announce.

>>149447306
>statsbabby with zero hardware
yeah he's shit

>>149447475
Don't keep us waiting Gary!

>level 1 travel advisory for canada
its happening bros, isnt it?

>>149447521
I have the 'tism. Surely that's enough to avoid the draft right?

>>149447559
I'd draft you to be my fren :)

>>149447475
What is it, Pekka?

people today are literally going to boo gary
it makes me sick

>>149447604
Hopefully they get deported

>>149446807
>Stan actually signed it
lmao

>>149447665
Did you buy your beers for tonight Pekka?

>>149447571
Thanks fren :)

>>149447521
If WW3 occurs, do I still need to wage?

>>149447604
No they aren't. He only conducts the draft in places he knows he wont now.

>>149447459
broons and kitties are friends :)
bound by a common destiny to eternally rake the leaf

>>149447457
You need to stop thinking this is at all about nationality or any one team. If your mind is that linear in thinking you are too retarded even for this place.

>>149447879
That's a weird perspective, Aland

Breaking: anon will be grilling hot dogs for /hoc/ tonight. Don't forget to RSVP

>>149447899
Will there be ketchup?

>>149447905
Yes ma'am

>>149447695
Joke's on you there's always beer in my cupboard

>>149447899
might rotisserie a chicken on my super nice broil king idk

>>149447889
Boston is a retarded organization. If they wanna trade Pastrnak then go ahead. Jacobs family clearly dont give a fuck about being good and Sweeney is only there because he's a nepotism baby. Again, Florida only proves that the NHL is filled with general managers who are incompetent, like trading two picks for a career AHL'er

>>149447881
But I can't afford to be unemployed :(

>>149447942
>Jacobs family clearly dont give a fuck about being good
I don't see a scenario where Boston is good next season even if Pastrnak stays

>>149447899
Im making some hot italian sausages :)

>>149447993
Yum!

>>149447993
do you peel off the casing?

>>149447973
Hence why he's gonna get dealt. Boston has aged way past their window and their prospect pool is atrocious. They lack talent everywhere else and their owner cries poor even though he spent a shit ton of money on Lindholm and Zadorov. They had at least a decade and a half to win more cups and they only earned one because Aaron Rome was a fucking retard and Luongo shit the bed in game 7.

>>149447300
Zito's not targeting a floater who cheats for offense

Is it real bud hours already

>>149447973
they're not making playoffs until 2030 at earliest

>>149447899
Thanks. I'll bring chips

My S&Psies are hitting all time highs! They've clawed back

>>149448047
LFG

>>149448096
I bought a lot when it dipped after the tariff stuff was going on :D

>>149448096
>buying stocks and not real estate
ngmi

Reminder that the Frederic deal is a pathetic attempt to make Keith Gretzky look not as stupid for advocating to reach for the guy in the 1st round back when he was a scout for Boston. Katz stays loyal to the famous last names he collects in his front office (as he does to members of the tribe like Schwartz). Unlike to charities.

>>149448190
I have been laughing at all the retards that went hard into real estate the last few years

mailloux followed islander's ahl team on ig. habs are prolly trading him.

>>149448274
My Jackies aren't getting Dobson :(

>>149448274
If you listen closely, you can hear all the puckbunnies overdosing

>>149448274
Remember when the Habs drafting him and Reddit had a melty? Good times.

Logan Mailloux, Adam Boqvist and Tony DeAngelo

>>149448495
>do you remember on reddit
No

>Frederic's contract includes a full NMC for the first four years, a 10 teams trade list in the next two years and a 20 teams trade list in the last two years
What does Bowman see in him that nobody else does?

>>149448572
why does the NHL have NMC's/NTC's at all? for a salary cap league shouldn't these things be abolished?

>>149448244
laughing at the money they're making? bizarre

>>149448576
>for a salary cap league shouldn't these things be abolished?
Why would that be a factor? If anything NMC are a good weapon to have to negociate a lower AAV from the GM's side

>>149448572
It's funny how similar this is to that Engvall contract. 30-40p 3rd liner gets traded to another team, signs a massive extension with NTCs there, they're of similar age as well. I really don't understand why the GMs think these sort of deals are smart.

they should have a clause where a goalie with a phantom knee injury that he doesn't rehab shouldn't get to sit at home for four years stealing 10 million a season

Tavares staying in Toronto, 4x4.38M
>>149448718
At the very least Frederic can hit. He isn't completely terrible. I get the logic but Engvall is just ass.

>>149448743
Actually solid deal for the >laffs, damn.

>>149448743
Good deal Brad

>>149448743
>Tavares staying in Toronto, 4x4.38M
Super good deal for Toronto.

>>149448801
Broken clocks

fucking >laffs giving sham contracts and paying players under the table with endorsements and other horseshit

>>149448850
>under the table with endorsements and other horseshit
Are the humiliation rituals worth it?

>>149448850
Oy gevalt stop noticing hometown discounts and endorsement deals! Look at garybelt taxes!

I'm about to drop a marner. Anyone need anything?

>>149448495
reddit is retarded. mailloux will only be an ahler desu dobeitever

Vancouver Canucks legend Vitali Kravtsov

>>149448896
Mind shaving my back and shoulders?

>>149448190
I’m too poor to own real estate outside of the rural south

>>149449089
I'd love to ma'am

>>149448244
>im retarded and im bragging about it
Ok must be a laffs fan

where are the trades gary?

PPC in the pizza pizza rn

>>149449266
Sometimes the best trades are the ones you don't make

i have an imminent marner on the way

>>149448850
The leafs should charge their players with all the profile and fame playing on the most popular team in world brings

>>149449307
twins! :)

there's always someone doing a marner time on /hoc/, we are on synchronized rotating shifts, if at any moment someone is not currently mid-marner out the ass, /hoc/ would dissolve into nothing

I wonder how many prospects were forced to pose nude for scouts

If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we're going, where we're going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive.

New completely based ashkenazi

>>149449321
so great marner couldn't wait to get the fuck out kwab

>>149449430
Can you drive me to the ice cream shop?

>>149449445
Okay, but you better not drop your damn Blizzard in my car.

finally

josh bailey is still a free agent

>>149449469
I'll try not to :)

>>149449401
anyone that met with the blackhawks. leafs and red wings too when babcock was in charge.

i wonder if marner will sign with my islies

my teams finna drafting a few busts :3

>>149449472
Sad

>>149449472
I wonder what the return is. Both firsts + mailloux?

>>149449472
>Guhle is their only defenseman who can defend
Ebin.

This draft will fucking suck

>>149449354
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/

>>149449524
just like my penguins

[BREAKING NEWS] Noah Dobson has been traded to the Montreal Canadiens

>>149449520
Trade up for Hagens let's gooooo

>>149449529
Cope

>>149449472
>>149449534
For what?

>>149449534
>both 1sts + Heineman is the return
Interesting

Noah Dobson is being traded to Montreal and signing an 8x$9.5M extension with the Canadiens

>>149449554
Sad

>https://x.com/NHL/status/1938621614347755605
why do zoomers love dubai?

thinking about when my islanders traded d-von toews for two 2s

Kind of funny that Emil Heineman has been in trades for Sam Bennett, Tyler Toffoli and Noah Dobson, he's only 23

>>149442561
>>149442594
Your team is shit and run by retards.

>>149449559
DELETE THIS BEFORE GARY SEES IT

>>149449559
>anthony edwards

>>149449559
because they can take turns making marners on E.M. and they will never get in trouble for it

>>149449551
Emil Heineman did get traded for the Conn Smythe winner so that's a big price to pay

>>149449559
penaldosisters.. ;__;

>>149449585
ya gotta pay the troll toll

>>149449559
>>149449581
The Hawaii Surfers

>>149449559
>zoomers are apehoop worshippers
Owari da...

>>149449643
>>149449643
>>149449643
NEW

>>149449559
Because they’re gay

>>149449487
KWAB

>>149449536
thats so fucking effay