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>>149434020
>everybody is a brainwashed cunt except me
kek. jen even.
Whatโs Gary going to do about the new NYC mayor who plans on giving out Ranger tickets back to the people?
>schedule wonโt be released until July 16th
Literally why? The couple of years it was related in late June, they even released the pre season schedule. Fuck you gary
>>149438861Jen went to Harvard
the asterisks means the coyotes bought vermette out, not the mammoth
Gary should kiss every draft pick on the lips when they come on stage
>>149438891What team cucked to the Kremlin ?
>>149438872the talking heads on (((espn))) need more shit to blabber on about tomorrow night and Saturday morning while they're pretending to know anything about hockey and who any of the prospects are in this year's draft.
I keep getting junk emails
>>149438883>coyotesWe don't say that name around here.
>>149438915It's the first line of the article, you seething ukraine-bitch.
>>149438921Click on the Unsubscribe link so they stop seeing them to you
>>149438915Pretty much all of them. It was hilarious when Provorov's merchandise sold out over night
>>149438917Canโt wait for pk to say some retarded shit like the Blackhawks are gonna win the Stanley Cup
>>149438921junk emails junk phonecalls junk 4chan posts it never ends
>>149438921I have 12,000 unread emails
>>149438934>so they stop sending them to you
>>149438947based and red pilled
>>149438934That actually doesn't work. All it does is tells them that you are a real person. Like when you answer and quickly hang up on spam phone calls.
>>149438941At least /hoc/ doesn't have junk posts
>>149438960this thread is exclusively junk posts
>>149438970Itโs 7:45 pm why are you at work
>>149439002i have a pair of socks with this image on them. best 9 bucks i've spent in a while
>>149438929Your picture is unreadable and following Russian laws in your own nation to not anger them is pathetic .
If you want to hate on pride do it honestly and don't hide behind Putin
28 years later and itโs a movie about the
2021 Canadiens
What would you do in this position?
>>149439031>YourRetard
>i can't read the words at the bottom because it is partially cut off! even though it is clear as fucking DAY it says the Pittsburgh Penguins. If only I could use context clues like a halfway competent person would be able to do.Retard
>>149439050I would listen to what they have to say and that's what no one did
>>149439050Drink to try and forget that I just had a threesome with Jagr
>>149439050Grab a brush and put on a little make-up
>hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
>>149439031How fuckin new are you? Essentially multiple players from a bunch of different teams refused to put on rainbow pride night jerseys in the opening skate. This lead to actual fans siding with them, so the media went with a "Russian" angle to cope. Reimer and the Staal brothers also refused, off the top of my head
why did you leave the 1 upon the table
bud wanted to
>>149439066>PenguinsIt actually says Chicago so thanks for proving my point.
Also Crosby would never stand for that nonsensical chud signalling
>>149439108first year watching
>>149439122I was lying you silly retard. I told you fags in the last thread that I lie on here all of the time.
>>149439126He didn't 2 either, leading me to believe he doesn't have a bladder on anus
GARY GARY
Gary into your league I commend my Finns
>>149439108>media went with a "Russian" angle to copeThat's my point
>>149439126true in fact bud lost
trb
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>a bladder or an anus
[he's a robot that sucks]
why did gary stop growing the gameโข in japan and italy?
>>149439167We're gonna need the physics nerds from /sci/ for this one
>>149439182theres hockey at the italy olympics. gary loves wops
>>149439182Italy's pro league has been around since the 1930s
Japan's league is... cute....
>>149439182he went on a vacation to venice once and saw how shitty their plumbing was
>>149439167kek, canacuck btfo, if only we had you here since gary's all-star break exhibition game.
>>149439221>their plumbing wasThat's just their river, bro.
>>149439222They sure do. Please let gary know that I will take 2 of each. Personalized of course. Yes, yes. I will pay the surcharges and processing fees.
Thinking about West Hollywood
>>149439222>>149439243I think every team should take a hard look at their jersey design, if for no other reason, so the ads look like they're placed correctly and not half-hazardly
>like, for example, someone got pissed there was going to be an ad from now on and did crappy job because of their shitty attitude
>>149439287>somebody think of the ads!Gary, please...
>>149439222>>149439239I think every team should take a hard look at their jersey design, if for no other reason, so the ads look like they're placed correctly and not half-hazardly
>like, for example, someone got pissed there was going to be an ad from now on and did crappy job because of their shitty attitude
Thinking about disco balls
>>149439182Not enough blacks
>>149439307Gary, it is the off-season. Leave us alone.
>>149439295I was actually concerned about whether the jersey look like ass, I couldn't care less about the ads
>uniform ads are a stupid idea, and it's a thumb in the eye of all the fans, Gary, you hear me??Yeah, he heard me...
so excited for zegras and michkov
>>149439374>I was actually concerned>about some clothes some dudes are gonna wear while I watch them on TVLol, fag.
>>149439374shut up retard
>>149439392that's awfully rich coming from Mitch
>>149439392>newfriend learns that trb is a homoalways love this episode
>>149439409>trb mentions mitch out of nowhere againmitch1
trb lost
>>149439409>n-no uYawn. Must be well past drinking hours in piss-ton.
hoob
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'ockey man a say, say daddy me hoob me flame no heatin' up scotiabank
I lick he boom-boom down
> Chris Sutter is married
>>149439434>>149439455better not be drinking again boy
mitch gon get chu
how badly is tocchet going to be seething when michkov and zegras refuse to grind away in the dirty areas of the ice?
>>149439461>blocking shots
and the new york islanders
are proud to announce
we have selected
bud
1st over all
All the coolest looking photos in history are from the troubles
>>149439435I didn't knew they were Provos in Alberta
>>149439552bud gets drafted to be the social media manager for the new york islanders and blasts trb on the official xitter account as his first act
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>>14943955690s in general did it better
Oasis surpassed the Beatles
>>149439592just guys being dudes
Shall not be watching the draft tomorrow since my team has no 1st round pick.
>>149439760is this trb's first attempt at fighting back against bud?
arkan
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>>149439674A time when boys could be boys.
lav25
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film is so nice looking vs digital
janet reno had grit and a high compete level
>>149439651I canโt see them in August :(
>>149439182Gary needs to resume growing those markets since China will never embrace hockey
>>149439861If society collapses do I still need to wage?
>>149440054There are Chinese players in the PWHL
>>149440087I'm an American player in the PWHL :)
>>149440054Why does the game need to grow?
>>149440087What about the nhl? Chinese men need to step it up
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>>149440111It doesnโt. The nhl would improve with 24 teams. 16 teams would be maximum kino
>>149440087she's my new /hoc/ waifu btw
>>149438839 (OP)Roger McQueen is a good name, go Gary Belt!
WQAM
HOME OF THE TWO TIME DEFENDING STAN LEE CUP CHAMPIONS
>>149440087>Zhang XifangBetter to stand out and market but is shamefur!
>>149440343me on the left in the golden hat
https://youtu.be/n3XZkWInSVg
>>149440558Thatโs homophobic
staal
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>>149440568That's Florida Hockey, baby!
>The Edmonton Oilers victory anthem has quickly become a beloved staple in the teamโs playoff culture, echoing through the Oilersโ locker room with each hard-fought win. Replacing the previously cherished tunes, this seasonโs anthem, โPink Pony Clubโ by Chappell Roan, resonates not only with the players but also with the wider Edmonton fans, creating a sense of camaraderie and celebration. Much like the St. Louis Blues embraced โGloriaโ in their own Stanley Cup run, the Oilers have adopted their own unique hockey playoff traditions, marking their journey with this upbeat pop anthem. The songโs themes of inclusion and personal growth align perfectly with the supportive atmosphere within the team, making it more than just a victory anthem. As playoffs heat up, fans can expect to hear โPink Pony Clubโ trumpeting through Rogers Place, cementing its place among iconic Stanley Cup anthems.
>>149440628Your Brain on ChatGPT: Accumulation of Cognitive Debt when Using an AI Assistant for Essay Writing Task
>https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.08872
>>149439307>not knowing how to use a seam ripper
I clicked that link and it ordered 100 jerseys from the official NHL shop on my credit card
>>149440675i'm fucking mad that em-dashes are slop now
That's the funny thing, the poor fags that want to write sports are easily replacleable by AI autosummarize.
The smartest do it for free.
Your paid experts however...
The surge in gambling advice is a scam!
>>149440782what is the problem here?
What does a boxer and Draculas girlfriend have in common?
They both go down for the count!
>>149440924funnier than anything trb ever said desu
>>149440924Hahaha. Good joke anon!
Where should the 2028 World Cup of Hockey take place?
Skaters ask, "Why do you play? Why do you scar? Why do you win?" Some will die with these questions unanswered. That is Canada's bliss.
>another consolation trophy for canada to win
kek gary is quite the jokester
>>149440924just like my islanders
>>149440984montrรฉal and montrรฉal
>>149440984Will IIHF unban them?
>>149441032Cool it with the antisemitism
>>149440675>cognitive debtFancy way of rewriting โnot learningโ
>>149441032TWO TIME CAMPBELLS SOUP CHAMPION
>>149441105Kek even the Habs have one of those.
>>149441151Hmm, actually true. Interesting.
>>149441165Everything on /hoc/ is true
>>149441185Everything on /hoc/ is false
>>149439222Mr Gary. I have business idea. Move team logo to shoulder. Then there could be a huge ad on the chest that could bring in more money. More money = growing the game
>>149441185>>149441189Everything on hoc is one of these
Championship locker room culture?
https://youtu.be/KwpL29bPc5w
When are the oilers having their campbell parade?
>Cokenetzov wants to do an NHL comeback
Russian coke just isn't the same as the one you get from Colombia in America.
>>149441229the city of Edmonton will be holding a paade to honor all of the Canadians on Florida's roster
Anyone order their Evander Kane Canucks jersey yet?
>>149441032>tf>tploser cope
>>149440782Lmao Mike Futa
>>149441264I do. I have every jersey for every player
>bans the baddies?
>loses to denmark anyway
>loses to kitties, again
No complaints here.
>>149441350Both home and away?
>bans the oldfags?
>loses to bud
>loses to mitch, again
No complaints here.
>>149441372Every jersey that a player wears in a game
JUST 2 MORE CHILLYEASTERS
>>149438958Lmao I never answer the phone.
>>149441462I answer every spam call and let them give their spiel and then I tell them I have diarrhea
>>149441487I got a call once a person was trying to sell me something and I let them talk for 30 minutes and then I hung up
This gemini thing they put on my devices isn't as good as chatgpt
Thirty six million dollars for conor garland
>>149441652Worth every penny.
Thinking about our flames again :)
>>149441697F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
>>149441697yeah they're pretty damn trash
>>149441719Are you calling Takagi trash?
in 83-84 gretzky won the art ross by 79 points
>>149441715R U L E
U L E
L E
E
Where will he play next year?
Kiss of death?
>>149441847devils would be an exciting choice
>20 days until the schedule is released
Fuck you Gary
>>149441913Two more weeks, and change!
>>149441948Thanks Gary :D
>>149441847Toronto would kill for a second round playoff series victory
>>149441290canada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 32 years
Would this solve his choking problems?
cr
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Menbros....
>>149442194sound like my "bi" ex who almost exclusively dates men
>>149442196I used to say I was "trisexual" because it was a joke I heard somewhere
>>149442165Why won't he dig?
>>149442165He should go full Messier. Shows commitment.
>>149442165That haircut is reserved for gigachads only.
When I say GO you say FLAMES
now that the dust has settled why did gary only close the ltir loophole after a canadian team was able to abuse it to a cup final?
Assistant coaches are just henchmen
>>149442520idk that's a gay decision tho
>>149442553just like my stars
gary admitted it was cheating when he called it ltir abuse. sorry kitties and knigs those were * cups.
I wonder how many /hoc/ posters will be drafted this weekend
>>149442561Not too mention the PED abuse
How did Gary allow attempted homicide to occur during his ploffs?
>>149442620You know she farts and poops from there right?
>>149442598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2g1AyYOJWE
>>149442621it's wrestlechads
>>149442630holy fuck i just shit and pissed myself when reading this post. like shit and fart actually came out of my ass (i fart and poop from there you know)
>>149442620don't check her twitter likes lol
>>149442465>>149442479>>149442483>>149442489>>149442491>>149442493>>149442498>>149442500Florida made 3 SCFโs before the fumes got to draft with their first from the Tkachuk trade
>>149442630Wrestlefags LOVE poop and farts
Fume faggots shouldnโt brag about the oilers losing back to back finals when they couldโve easily been in this position if Calgary wasnโt a frozen shithole and trade away Bennett and Tkachuk for two faggy gaybecers and a second
>>149442687If that 1st round pick helps the lames 3peat do they win the trade?
Another great day to be a flameschad :)
>>149442711Congrats you traded away a player whoโs won back to back cups and reached 3 straight finals for the 32nd overall pick. I hope a pajeet shits on your next order of poutine
If there was a frens draft you would all be first round picks
>>149442729Pootine more like
haha
>>149442692this literal who is such dogshit even tiny won't sign him
you think about it the 2 panthers cups are pretty much flames cups. even better that we beat the oilers in the finals lol
I probably had my most successful run yet over the last period of my /hoc/ey bot, tuned to thread perfection over numerous hysterically over the top past or supplied replies by me. Over the last period I sustained a peak response rate of 39.4% per post, indicating a high rate of thread interaction. Science will continue
>>149442773Congrats anon you just posted NTR. Calgary never did shit. Calgary bent over backwards, was raped, then got told โno telling or I take more from youโ
You are nothing more than a cuck franchise that Marchand talked shit about for a reason.
>>149442773I like to think of EVERY cup as a Flames cup
first thing chucky said after we won. go flames go!
>>149442800We always play a central role desu.
>>149442858Man wants to get as far away from Toronto as he possibly can.
>>149442790thoughts on your victory over trb?
marner will sign with the leafs for league min in a stunning turnaround that nobody saw coming
>>149442995I canโt believe theyโre not getting a Tavares deal done.
>>149440984ZOMG GUIZE WHERE SHOULD THE NEXT AMATEUR EVENT TAKE PLACE TEE HEE!?
>>149443033cope that's an allstar game
Players cucked really fast lol. #garywon
>10 AND 2
>GET TO 10 AND 2
>THE HYDRA'S OUT NOW
>HIT YOUR FUCKING ROTATION
>CROW BAAAAAAAR
>BLOW THE ZONE
>DINGLE. DANGLE.
>KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE
>BOOPY
>IN THIS, THE PERIOD OF THE LONG CHANGE
>HIT THE GAP
>THAT SMOOTH SKATING DEFENSEMAN
>>149443143gary threatened to detonate all of their brain implants that he forces every player to get before being able to play in the nhl
>>149443143booooooooo i still haven't experience true lockout kino
>>149443143nobody wants a lockout
>>149443195shut up, we all do
is there a chance that blackhawks could win multiple cups, go thru a scorched earth rebuild, and then make the playoffs again all in the same timespan during which buffalo never made the playoffs?
>>149443209Yeah the west is shit and Buffalo is no where near the playoffs
>>149443210contrarian shitwit. this is very first time i've seen a mock draft that doesn't have misa going second. this seems like it'd be a bigger shock than Carlsson going over Fantilli, and that's with the context of Verbeek being a contrarian moron.
>>149443214>hagens at 10Island brosโฆ. Itโs over
>>149443210>>149443214why do this year's top prospects all the look the same and really ugly? usually we got some lookers coming through.
goym, i promised my boss i'd have something for her by this evening but i watched The Chosen for seven hours instead
>>149443229that show is so gay
>>149443247The hall of fame
>>149443317I think I might chimp out of this is real
>>149443317>le random guy
>>149443317this won't happen unless the oilers retain 50% or more of the nurse contract
>>149443317Instead of Skinner, now McDavids legacy relies entirely on Jarry.
>>149443317just say the teams faggot holy shit #faggot
>>149443415#letsgofags #fagsup #timetofag
>>149443317crosby and malkin for nurse and the 2026 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4rth, and 5th round draft pick. as well as the 2027 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4rth, and 5th round draft pick. as well as the 2028 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4rth, and 5th round draft pick. as well as the 2029 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4rth, and 5th round draft pick.
>>149441487I had someone on the line for 10 minutes before I told him I had to go take a shit. he actually told me he didn't mind waiting on the line for me to finish. must have been a bad sales week for that fella.
i pinch my cheek and start making the masturbation noise whenever a spam caller is talking to me.
>>149443526she look like patrick star
>>149443214>Hagens at 10No way
>>149443317>unloading all their black playersOk
>fixing goaltending issues with JarreBwaaaahahahaha
trade mcdavid for mcdonalds happy meal
>>149443608I canโt go higher than a dq blizzard
>>149440087her name rhymes with pasketti
>>149443615add peanut crumble topping and we have a deal
>>149443579yeah, that is still too high to draft him at
Expecting big trades today
how long until the draft starts?
>>149444337Scientists are still actively researching the Gary time factor
strong early indicators i might be sending marner and possibly tavares to the las vegas golden knights by early afternoon
>>149444375thanks for the update brad
>>149444375Jen Tavares would have had a legacy if he stayed on LI but now heโs a nobody. Iโd love to see him at a soulless franchise
>>149444375>marner = poop>tavares = international parasite >las Vegas golden nights = toiletHow close am I?
>>149444443close, they're actually both poop
NEWS: NHL and NHLPA will conduct a joint press conference in LA at 1 pm ET Friday to discuss new CBA.
Presser will be with Gary Bettman, Bill Daly, Marty Walsh, and Ron Hainsey live on NHLN.
>something to look.forward too
>>149443317Who tf is billy stef?
> Insider: Islanders turn down McDilate for Dobson and the 1st overall. "They'd do it for Drai, but soilers know better."
>open /hoc/
>read posts
>"poo peeland" 7 times in a row
>close /hoc/
>>149443317Lmao gary really pulling the strings to help the oilers situation
Finnbro are you at the cottage now? :)
I bought a case of beer that I will be devouring while watching the draft tonight :)
Hearing milk to the cereal bowl
>>149444771Milk, cereal, and bowl have good chemistry excited to see what that line can do
>>149444897go fuck a kiwi
Nurse for Jarry who says no
>>149444987Nurse's only trade destination should be County Route 551
today's the day flames fans
>>1494453492am Suomi time
Is it ok if I watch the draft with you guys tonight? I'm a woman btw
Sorry lads, still don't care for this SHIT draft class.
>>149445654Cope the next Denis Potvin is being drafted tonight
Denis Potvin more like Penis Pootvag
>>149444626same, saw that and closed it for the rest of the day
just poured a cup of coffee. grinded my own beans of course.
>>149445808AYO this nigga is grindin beans lmao!!!
>>149445808What kind of beans? I love baked beans myself
>>149445808love coffee might brew a cup after dinner
got a sweet Moccamaster brewer that does the job
>>149446035i hope an indian takes your job
Wordle in 3. Connections in 5. Perfect Strands
>>149445808Bet you love grinding alright
>>149446077Do you think he works at Tim Horton's?
>>149446309I thought every Canadian worked at Tim Hortons. What else is there?
>>149446077jokes on you
i'm a neet
>>149446374Good morning sir
>>149445808I got to the tims and manpreet makes me a coffee
>>149446470I go to the office Starbucks and the cute barista makes my coffee. I get the same thing every day and she knows my order :)
Who is even wanting to play in Edmonton now? McMuffin has peaked. Only 6 goals the entire playoffs. Playing with him was the selling point of playing there
>>149442165this is actually based
>>149442165He also needs a mustache like Tom Sellick
Lmao
https://youtu.be/NtrzegOYOyY?si=tfZxPB7nkeWo7dGF
>8x3.85 for Trent Frederic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sources say the Noah Dobson sweepstakes is down to two teams ... Montreal and Columbus ... with a deal expected to come together soon
>>149446826dare I say before the draft even
>>149446826David Reinbacher, you are a New York Islander
>>149446843Isles get struble and a first and they'll like it
Lmao imagine the unlucky fucker that gets drafted by buffalo
>>149446518Time to smash.
Holy fucking Christ with his angels I just took a truly enormous marner
>>149446905>Isles get trash and they'll like itThis is just like them.
>>149447062Just like my laffs
>>149446826Enjoy his "defense"
>>149447062>like them Like who?
>>149447122Looks like my Boushart.
Might as well send Matthews, Marner, McDavid, Bedard, Jack and Quinn Hughes, Makar, MacKinnon, Draisaitl, the other Tkachuk and Gavin McKenna while you're at it Gary.
>>149447062Wrong, they are not the NY Jets
why does marner = poop he's an 100 point two way forward
Do toronto fans love their dumb always hurt mexican so much they blame marner for the playoff failures that are clearly everyone elses fault?
https://youtu.be/wmx3WdkRO8U
it's up
>>149447300We don't want McDumbfuck here.
>>149447306Soft and whiny like most of my marners
>>149447444Fix your diet lad
>>149447300>Canadian flag crying about the Bruins possibly trading away PastrnakYou're a fag
>>149447300my broons canโt stop losing to Florida :(
We have a trade to announce.
>>149447306>statsbabby with zero hardwareyeah he's shit
>>149447475Don't keep us waiting Gary!
>level 1 travel advisory for canada
its happening bros, isnt it?
>>149447521I have the 'tism. Surely that's enough to avoid the draft right?
>>149447559I'd draft you to be my fren :)
>>149447475What is it, Pekka?
people today are literally going to boo gary
it makes me sick
>>149447604Hopefully they get deported
>>149446807>Stan actually signed itlmao
>>149447665Did you buy your beers for tonight Pekka?
>>149447571Thanks fren :)
>>149447521If WW3 occurs, do I still need to wage?
>>149447604No they aren't. He only conducts the draft in places he knows he wont now.
>>149447459broons and kitties are friends :)
bound by a common destiny to eternally rake the leaf
>>149447457You need to stop thinking this is at all about nationality or any one team. If your mind is that linear in thinking you are too retarded even for this place.
>>149447879That's a weird perspective, Aland
Breaking: anon will be grilling hot dogs for /hoc/ tonight. Don't forget to RSVP
>>149447899Will there be ketchup?
>>149447695Joke's on you there's always beer in my cupboard
>>149447899might rotisserie a chicken on my super nice broil king idk
>>149447889Boston is a retarded organization. If they wanna trade Pastrnak then go ahead. Jacobs family clearly dont give a fuck about being good and Sweeney is only there because he's a nepotism baby. Again, Florida only proves that the NHL is filled with general managers who are incompetent, like trading two picks for a career AHL'er
>>149447881But I can't afford to be unemployed :(
>>149447942>Jacobs family clearly dont give a fuck about being goodI don't see a scenario where Boston is good next season even if Pastrnak stays
>>149447899Im making some hot italian sausages :)
>>149447993do you peel off the casing?
>>149447973Hence why he's gonna get dealt. Boston has aged way past their window and their prospect pool is atrocious. They lack talent everywhere else and their owner cries poor even though he spent a shit ton of money on Lindholm and Zadorov. They had at least a decade and a half to win more cups and they only earned one because Aaron Rome was a fucking retard and Luongo shit the bed in game 7.
>>149447300Zito's not targeting a floater who cheats for offense
Is it real bud hours already
>>149447973they're not making playoffs until 2030 at earliest
>>149447899Thanks. I'll bring chips
My S&Psies are hitting all time highs! They've clawed back
>>149448096I bought a lot when it dipped after the tariff stuff was going on :D
>>149448096>buying stocks and not real estatengmi
Reminder that the Frederic deal is a pathetic attempt to make Keith Gretzky look not as stupid for advocating to reach for the guy in the 1st round back when he was a scout for Boston. Katz stays loyal to the famous last names he collects in his front office (as he does to members of the tribe like Schwartz). Unlike to charities.
>>149448190I have been laughing at all the retards that went hard into real estate the last few years
mailloux followed islander's ahl team on ig. habs are prolly trading him.
>>149448274My Jackies aren't getting Dobson :(
>>149448274If you listen closely, you can hear all the puckbunnies overdosing
>>149448274Remember when the Habs drafting him and Reddit had a melty? Good times.
Logan Mailloux, Adam Boqvist and Tony DeAngelo
>>149448495>do you remember on redditNo
>Frederic's contract includes a full NMC for the first four years, a 10 teams trade list in the next two years and a 20 teams trade list in the last two years
What does Bowman see in him that nobody else does?
>>149448572why does the NHL have NMC's/NTC's at all? for a salary cap league shouldn't these things be abolished?
>>149448244laughing at the money they're making? bizarre
>>149448576>for a salary cap league shouldn't these things be abolished?Why would that be a factor? If anything NMC are a good weapon to have to negociate a lower AAV from the GM's side
>>149448572It's funny how similar this is to that Engvall contract. 30-40p 3rd liner gets traded to another team, signs a massive extension with NTCs there, they're of similar age as well. I really don't understand why the GMs think these sort of deals are smart.
they should have a clause where a goalie with a phantom knee injury that he doesn't rehab shouldn't get to sit at home for four years stealing 10 million a season
Tavares staying in Toronto, 4x4.38M
>>149448718At the very least Frederic can hit. He isn't completely terrible. I get the logic but Engvall is just ass.
>>149448743Actually solid deal for the >laffs, damn.
>>149448743Good deal Brad
>>149448743>Tavares staying in Toronto, 4x4.38MSuper good deal for Toronto.
fucking >laffs giving sham contracts and paying players under the table with endorsements and other horseshit
>>149448850>under the table with endorsements and other horseshitAre the humiliation rituals worth it?
>>149448850Oy gevalt stop noticing hometown discounts and endorsement deals! Look at garybelt taxes!
I'm about to drop a marner. Anyone need anything?
>>149448495reddit is retarded. mailloux will only be an ahler desu dobeitever
Vancouver Canucks legend Vitali Kravtsov
>>149448896Mind shaving my back and shoulders?
>>149448190Iโm too poor to own real estate outside of the rural south
>>149449089I'd love to ma'am
>>149448244>im retarded and im bragging about itOk must be a laffs fan
where are the trades gary?
PPC in the pizza pizza rn
>>149449266Sometimes the best trades are the ones you don't make
i have an imminent marner on the way
>>149448850The leafs should charge their players with all the profile and fame playing on the most popular team in world brings
there's always someone doing a marner time on /hoc/, we are on synchronized rotating shifts, if at any moment someone is not currently mid-marner out the ass, /hoc/ would dissolve into nothing
I wonder how many prospects were forced to pose nude for scouts
If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we're going, where we're going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive.
New completely based ashkenazi
>>149449321so great marner couldn't wait to get the fuck out kwab
>>149449430Can you drive me to the ice cream shop?
>>149449445Okay, but you better not drop your damn Blizzard in my car.
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finally
josh bailey is still a free agent
>>149449469I'll try not to :)
>>149449401anyone that met with the blackhawks. leafs and red wings too when babcock was in charge.
i wonder if marner will sign with my islies
my teams finna drafting a few busts :3
>>149449472I wonder what the return is. Both firsts + mailloux?
>>149449472>Guhle is their only defenseman who can defendEbin.
This draft will fucking suck
>>149449354_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>149449524just like my penguins
[BREAKING NEWS] Noah Dobson has been traded to the Montreal Canadiens
>>149449520Trade up for Hagens let's gooooo
>>149449534>both 1sts + Heineman is the returnInteresting
Noah Dobson is being traded to Montreal and signing an 8x$9.5M extension with the Canadiens
>https://x.com/NHL/status/1938621614347755605
why do zoomers love dubai?
thinking about when my islanders traded d-von toews for two 2s
Kind of funny that Emil Heineman has been in trades for Sam Bennett, Tyler Toffoli and Noah Dobson, he's only 23
>>149442561>>149442594Your team is shit and run by retards.
>>149449559DELETE THIS BEFORE GARY SEES IT
>>149449559>anthony edwards
>>149449559because they can take turns making marners on E.M. and they will never get in trouble for it
>>149449551Emil Heineman did get traded for the Conn Smythe winner so that's a big price to pay
>>149449559penaldosisters.. ;__;
>>149449585ya gotta pay the troll toll
>>149449559>zoomers are apehoop worshippersOwari da...
>>149449559Because theyโre gay
>>149449536thats so fucking effay