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Lily Topiglet sucks

1rd for sverige

Joshua Van looks like a fucking Sherpa

Topiglet kek spammy cooked with that one I'm sorry to say sadly remorsefully

The heem era has begun

>>149440834
kek!

Ilia is actually kinda shook and psyching himself up. Who says that shit

>>149440803
Ah yes swedish prospect Filip Liam

>>149440834
KWAB!!!!

topuria will be too small
oliveira round 1 rnc

Niko Price isn't totally flushed yet, right?

Confidence is silent and ilia said too much

payton talbott has a pawg milf

I have a feeling this saturday we are gonna witness the first ever perma-heem inside the UFC octagon.

>>149440933
tybura is the goat

>>149440927
Frank Ocean is most certainly not a pawg milf.

David, King of Israel

>>149440968
charles is so soulful even the greatests tremble under his spiritual pressure

>>149440884
....

>Im paranoid
:(
>Ive been crying
《You're a Victim Award》 \_(°0°)_/

That was a weird face off....

Ilair Tporia

>>149440982
Izzy looks like the nigga who smoked the weed from the gas station here

Im a victim because I drive a firetruck :(

Greek superstar Ilias Ptouria

Spammy why are you pretending not to be here are you trying to infiltrate my watermelon patch you dirty nigger?

>>149441038
fiwetwuck :O

>>149440872
>+1100

My shitpost senses tell me spammy has taken a <1 hrs break from his usual 24/7 vigilant and lo I must strike for the hour is at hand

shut up nigga

>>149441119
No!

dropping mollusks into sneed pond improving the water quality and increasing biodiversity

chael really bullied jireddit into a career change

>>149441158
Poatan turned him into a college kid

Crazy how 90% of fighters cant transfer power from the feet

>>149440816
>>149441061
>>149441086
Xadame loves xer Spamdaddy so much

Heeminder ilia can't into body or head kicks.

Ilia by head kick

>>149441205
Charles wont be strolling around for 5 rounds so it wont matter

>>149441205
He's got short little pig hooves

Wait I just realized, he doesn't threaten a takedown and only kicks your lower body. How do niggas lose to this doo

>>149441205
he was drilling spinning back kicks

Jon Jones developed a spinning back kick technique at 37 years of age!

im from the future
Charles didnt make weight
Tom Aspinall vs Gaziev will be the main event

Can (you) choose between daruish and moicano for me because I can't I'm a victim

Now the only thing that comes to my mind when I see Merab is that webm of him looking at a black cock. I'll never look at him the same again

Charles said he was having trouble pooping this week, I'm going to have to take Topturo

motherfuckers get some pussy and suck that shit

>>149441240
Yeah its gonna be uhh money moicano brudder you already know Daroosh was never good and hes flushed and old. Its over for him. Thats a Sneedy b Guarentee ™

Charles promised to be anal fisted exclusively on onlyfans if he loses, there is no brakes when you are illuminated by porn

>>149441288
Is that so?

>>149441269
Daroosh is 2 only weeks older brudda

belal is 36 and a virgin

>>149441300
Prime Daroosh was a bum

Bro I'm suffering a slow and depressing death my insides are being digested alive and slowly rotting away. My family, my mom, is watching me whither away and die before her eyes. I'm struggling to survive under extreme constant agony. My pain has spread to my right side and I'm desperately in and out of the hospital looking for answers that don't come. I'm asking you nicely to stop using this to hurt me more. I'm just like you man, I been here for over 12 years bro stop hurting me. It's evil.

>>149441312
He beat Gamrot though

Absolutely based spammy

>>149441312
Aight *runs on the backfoot*

Aptoro is insecure about his height apparently

>>149441318
get out of heem, this is face the pain type song general thread, you stand and bang or go touch grass or something, post mom

>>149441318
Tom you should fight to keep your mind off things

>>149441288
Look how sexy he looks and its GABRIEL SANTOS holy shit

Please stop tormenting my life.

Tom said he is fighting soon he knows the date and he plans to fight twice this year, so august and december maybe

>>149441381
I was just asking you this very same thing

>>149441340
Hah I knew ilia looked taller than he supposed to be in the face off

Everyone at the press conference was writing Charles off

>>149441397
As they should do, Charles is shit and he has NO chance of winning this fight

>>149441397
I'm writing Charles in after that stunt ilia pulled during the face offs

>>149441397
Everyone does, shartles is simply a bum fraud, no one has any doubts that he will crumble and quit as usual.

Born to be mogged by UFC fighters

>>149441439
bro looks like peso pluma

>>149441428
Heard Prates has given up cigarettes for the Garry rematch.

I've got this post on standby just in case Charles Olivera DOES win.

>>149440852
he always acts that way, his aura comes in the cage

>>149441397
olivera its a finisher, the best one but he puts himself on the fire and if he tries to fight more disciplined like the chandler rematch or tsarukyan, he gets stomped, ilia outstriked max and is the most technical boxer with insane power and his grappling is elite i dont see olivera subs him not a chance

Today I will remind them

>>149441439
i don't count him, he br, or should i count reyes too or gaethje? i am sure they know some spanish

>>149441443
yeah he does and fights at featherweight, crazy.

>>149441019
KEK

Watching the latest episode of Morning Kombat to rage-farm myself

>>149441473
I doubt they do, Lopes is fluent.

>>149441467
midgetweight GOAT

>>149441458
This doos face is remarkably symmetrical I tried to mirror it and make an meme and it looks exactly the same

remember two days ago when anons were moaning like old women about war with iran hope talbutt gets heemed

Somebody post the webm of Gane hitting Volkov I wanna get mad >:(

free my nigga liver king

>>149441512
nah team yair on this one hope he heems the fake mexican

>>149441553
We found out Saturday night

Ilia will get fraud checked

Tom asspinal vs umar,usman, islam, chimaev and ankalaev, one after the other he heems them all would be godly make it dana

>>149441586
He won't, unless he does

the apezilians are getting uppity huh

>>149441599
It's over for the brit who put 100 quid on shartles just because of le odds

Clitia Top-Poo Riyadh will deliver a career ending KO to Shartles Pooliveira

MMA?

You could hear in Ilia's voice how shook he is. Charles got em shook.

>>149441428
BRVTAL

>>149441614
May god have mercy on his soul

Topuria is like 5'1"

>>149441641
you don't understand, joe is MASSIVE. he's a muradooor

>>149441614
>brit
black african migrant*

>>149441630
I dont get it

imagine knowing you can decision Josh Emmett and still have to wear high heels

>>149441641
why is joseph(supposedly straight) wearing a v-neck

>>149441666
AGP is the best base for fighting

Im a faggot

tried making french toast but didnt have any eggs, so it became warm soggy bread instead

>>149441686
aren't we all

>>149441695
gaethje-esque behavior

>>149441695
Been there done that

>>149441695
next time just put sugar, then grab a bread just soak it the minimun on milk and then coat it with the sugar and cook that

>>149441695
Why didn't you just make American toast

Belal Muhammad darts towards you at high speed

The eggs are essential to give the French toast le crispy sear

>>149441734
>*look over there someone is depicting the Prophet Mohammad!*
>heem him during the distraction

>>149441695
You dunked the bread into milk and thought maybe it will work

>>149441746
He also added the vanilla extract and cinnamon I fear

Belal vs JDM has been the most exciting fight of the year, i surmise in deep sadness.

>>149441756
Factual post

I just can't do crew necks I run hot

Chat is this real?

still ate it though, I aint wasting any food

>>149441695
No strawberry jam brudda huh ?

>>149441695
put a fish on it

anyone else waiting for their dad to finally get a heart attack?

>>149441795
Probably

>>149441795
>mexico with the trauma dump

>>149441812
No Im not doing that, not 12 anymore, I'm just waiting like a cunning chad now. Sometimes ur dad is khalil rountree and will sacrifice to moloch and baal

moloch is so based

waiting for someone to die is the most bitchmade thing ever. Literally consneeding that he heemed you and you couldnt do shit about it

Stipe Miocic just stripped naked on his onlyfans

Average sized penis

I'm watching Stipe Miocic jack off!

>>149441695
No weemer deserves that. Im so sorry.

is 2025 the year of brazillian mixed martial arts

>>149441851
Not really, the bitchmade move is crying to mommy. Waiting for someone to die is literal predator behaviour

Am I safe? Its been like this for an week now

yeah I got a foot long foreskin bitch hoes love suckling on it like a elephant trunk

>>149441795
Cunts always die last and of very old age there are no predictions or guarantees you might as well be on the grave first.
focus on and protect yourself at all times

>>149441902
Yeah it's just black mold

>>149441909
True, saturnian archetype mfkers. I'd rather die a hero than live like a little cunt all my life

>>149441941
You think Penn knows about m*loch worship?

>>149441961
penn is so deep in the esoteric we cannot comprehend his existence now

fuck up with all the satan shit or i will fucking heem you in the name of our lord and saviour jesus christ

>>149441989
Khandar Estrada khandos thrus indactu nosfrandus khandar dematos khandar

I’ll try the haka that’s a good trick

That big stiopic motherfucker

Take a shower

blonde brunson vs 2020 holland was a clash of titans

Khabib refused to drink because "muh religion"

>chud fighers
>non-chud fighters
name them

>>149442108
nah

Ilia acted humble to Charles then tried to psychologically heem him
Weak nigga move desu

Epic rap battles of history

War Machine!

VS

Phil Baaaaroooniiii!
!!

Merab is a lightweight

>>149442108
>brandon moreno
>tom aspinall

>>149441906
I like to fill mine with water and shoot it out like a water gun

Miesha Tate
Ronda Rousey
Michelle Waterson
Felicia Spencer
Gina Carano
Alexa Grasso
None of them can suck a cock as good as Jeff Molina can

>>149441417
damn what a heartless quitter bum bitch

Its ok Im hear now; the cooler Candian

>>149442176
Are you Quebecois

>>149442180
Hew taiwamese

hew ge

>>149442184
>>149442180

>>149442180
gaybecois

>>149441902
how the fuck does this shit happen? call your landlord

Wait there's at least 3 of us?

Canadians run weem with our big dicks

>>149442213
no more brother wars

>>149442170
Grasso is too innocent to know her way around a cock
She probably only knows missionary

>>149442239
She is a self admitted foot fag

Georges not impressed with sequels

>>149442252
Which fight in the card is a sequel?

>>149441695
You should try swedish toast
instead of egg yoolk you soak it in cum

>>149442252
Ufc 316 was better than ufc 1

>>149442249
Only because she doesn’t know how her gash works

Ken Shamrock's world famous deep throat submission hold

>>149442252
Rush Hour 2

>>149442259
not in any way

grasso replied to my meng pic with a thumbs up emoji she's practically my wife

Ilia backstabbed georgia for Spain, charles backstabbed Jesus for Porn

>>149442252
28 years later

>>149442252
Dark souls 2 is a lot better than the first

>>149442252
blade runner 2049

>>149442252
Evil Dead 2

>>149442292
>>149442295
>>149442301
>>149442302
Mma

>>149442305
I'm talking to Georges

>>149442281
she’s saying it’s as big as her thumb

>>149442305
MMA movies? i guess games of death is superior to enter the dragon

Bros..

>>149442302
Nah the first one was unironically better and wasn’t trying to be a meme

>>149442312
A thumb alone would destroy her pussey

I deserve this brazza you know this

>>149442313
The best martial arts movie is kung fu panda

>>149442305
no, they're movies

people forget man, respectfully

Just watched the press-conference Topuria has zero personality when he is not copying a Gooby thing

>>149442358
people forget man, this guy was a marauder back in the day

he has...no le personality

>>149442369
so what he delivers in the fights

I call this one the shin splitter

You must have le crispy personality

>>149442378
>This fight is gonna great ughh i don't know answer to question, i respek him, he fight good legend yoo now

>>149442393
Why were the Spain interviewers being such fucking faggots

brian ortega

>>149442399
's huge crotch

>>149442393
What do you want him to say? He's going to rape Oliveira? He's going to strip Oliveira in the octagon and sodomize him?

>>149442404
Yes?

>>149442416
Yeah he should've said that what a boring turkroach

I will rape him - Raper Topuria

I liked moicanos shit talk it was quite light hearted

>>149442393
just watch his interviews in spanish

>>149442426
That’s not his name and he didn’t say that

>>149442327
This has to be shopped - is he really that much of a manlet?

>>149442434
I don't speak a lick of spanish and i can tell he is a boring charisma drain, probably repeating template spanish quotes.

I'm blooded
Shoop woop

>>149442327
BNGHTS

>>149442446
more like bloodied ( i hit you)

Built like Kelvin

>>149442444
Why isn’t Tony sitting in the color commentary role - he trashed Werdum in english spanish and Portuguese

>>149442457
a welterweight demi-god?

I'm a 4'3" flyweight built like Kelvin Gastelum's sister and I'm about to rock Dana's world

>>149442458
Tony showed charisma when he was playing with that baseball in the Khabib press-conference

i want more heems
fucker

>When you was eating tiramisu, i graduated out of Oxford
Chills.

>What is this Oxfor, brazza
Levels.

Even the worst day of revving is better than the best day of getting revved

Powerful combo. You have the body of a black man, and the mind of the white man.
-Joe Rogan to his mixed friend

Islam vs JDM is a fake fight, look into it

>>149442537
Joe ducked

Look out for a featherweight named Volkanovski out of Australia

>>149442541
Dudes reported to be struggling to put on mass. Might be in over his head

>>149442564
people forget man this volkanovski guy

This Alexander Volkanovski kid is very very well rounded. The self titled "Great" is a student of the game and poised to do very big things at the highest of levels.

>>149442575
Has never said things like this before, high signals he will duck and go back down before long

What would Pantoja think about if he had an inner voice?

>>149442617
why am i brown

Show me the transgender

>>149442652
It’s a case by case basis with these

>>149442652
turn off your monitor

>>149442652
Where is the fag

>>149442677
>>149442686
dumbass

Keep an eye out on a kid named Abus

>>>149442677
>>>149442686 (You) #
>dumbass

>>149442701
That shit was 2 years ago…

>>149442697
Who's the dame

>>149442697
Smelly!

Islam, Merab, Topuria and Magomed count as Arabic men

>>149442706
Get ABUSed

>>149442715
Keep an eye out for a girl named Hannah Goldy

Abus, that is all.

Abus? Sean Stricklands son.

I can forgive Jon. Do you have the courage to forgive him again?

>>149442725
Who won this

>>149442753
The fans.

>>149442759
This is just awful

>>149442617
Brazilian tiktok videos

>>149442769
It is, it really really is

>>149442792
I was worried she was going to leave him after losing to joe pyfer

Living vicariously through Kelvin Gastelum.

>>149442792
Absolute top catch by KG here, real bloggbusser

>>149442817
Did he stop with the rose gimmick because people said it was gay?

>>149442759
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>149442792
Jomon and yayoi

>>149442817
>You know I'm gonna win though.. please believe me

>>149442825
It was roses to the belt. Volk was the final rose

>>149442817
Topiglet was just say that shit to make himself believe it.

>>149442825
Yeah he changed his nickname too because they said it was feminine

Switching level

>>149442825
don't listen to anyone but me on matters of ilia topuria

god i hate this new breed of mma youtubers they are faggots of the highest order, all they do is complain everytime and their arguments suck, the thrastalk was better before yes, but it was only 5 guys that did it good, its not like every presser before was insanely back and forth thrash talk, and they complain about the cards, you fags stop comparing everything with ufc 300 298 etc, International fight week was never ever close to ufc 300 levels goddamn retards, now the fight nights its true they downgraded, but this youtuber better die off quick

I watch every stream
Just so I don't ever miss a heem
Don't have my own dreams
I just sit at home and I watch alone.
I watch alone. I watch alone.
I watch alone. I watch alone.
My shadows the only thing that sits beside
Someday I wish someone would come and heem me.
Till then I watch alone

Name one international fight week that was comparable with ufc 300 or 200

>>149442887
gane-esque

>>149442825
>>149442865
For someone who talks so much and claims to be so confident, he sure lets the pressure from the public get to him

Jack Heemanson

to heem you
to heem YOU

Kailey Karen French

>>149442896
everything he does is for the fans. i don't think it's the pressure as much as he just wants to please the crowd.

Dariush vs Moicano is essentially Iran vs Tel Aviv

jones thiago santos was a international fight week and nunes vs holm comain, come the fuck on bro and somehow charles topuria is worse? ill heem lucas tracy soo fucking hard, get him and luke thomas in a cell and just throw ngannou in there, for 1 month and lets hope ngannou eats them to survive

Does anyone even really wanna see Shartles get knocked out in 1 round ? He gets hit more than all of Turdpoorhea's former opponents combined.

DDP is Maori

>>149442921
we've never seen charles get properly flatlined. with his chin i think we could see him out cold before he hits the ground. it will be better if he can survive a few minutes though.

>>149442913
they're just trying to get views meng that's the sloptuber grind

Robbie Lawler is 1/4 Filipino.

>>149442949
3/4 dagestani

>>149442792
Ph
Wo
Ar

UFC Hall of Famer Kelvin Gastelum

>>149442931
My boy leech woulda recovered

Ok it's time. Good morning. What's the Instagram address for prolific?

Cooking up a good post. Stay tuned.

Slow cooking huh

pabg milf

>>149443030
bodied that freak

Brazilian Jew Pennis

Cheers to the morning weigh in show gang!

>>149442887
>Instead of getting lumber to build the house that puts a roof over my head and not killing animals for the meat that I eat....
Whata fucking joke of a guy

People’s ask: What does Messi look like if he fought in UFC?
Ilia Topiura:

The POOfc

Brazil, your boy has done it again.

>>149443077
I think its probable that Laura Sanko has sex with men other than her husband.

Why is this on a MMA channel?

>>149443091
With me most definitely
>>149443102
>filename
You already know b

>>149443115
nipples protruding very disrespectful.

>>149443091
If she were hanging around, you would too. It must be so comfy being Laura’s coworker

the main character

This Saturday, the wine will spill from his cup as the blood from his heart, a thorn driven through him, as a plucked rose his life is taken, and he shall wilt, and be buried in a sea maroon.

>>149443166
Ilia has shit style, a moron could figure out that black or brown shoes are meant for this outfit.

>>149443174
You can tell by his choice of wife

>>149443081
It's called virtue signaling b, shartles sponsors porn, theatrics to look holier than thou

why do you chads need to pick on poor ilia

>>149443187
GABRIEL SANTOS

>>149443188
Per mio? I hate eastern euros with a burning passion this barn ain't big enough for all of us

>>149443192
colded by obama i fearst

>>149443192
Erinesque

You don't fight Gane, you wrestle Gane. Know the difference.

>>149443102
shh shh shut your bitch mouth, before we put ufc bjj instead of prelims in the ufc
i think most would preffer ufc bjj, than the women mma divisions

Mike Israetel would heem the shit out of Merab

>>149443248
he's tiny

>>149443030
Hahah fuck you man

>>149443248
No but his wife could be a serious threat as an inaugural women’s featherweight title contender

>>149443265
the asian fetish is weird because they go for some of the uglest asians every time

>>149443248
Isn't that the juiced up dwarf who said hammer curls are useless

>open up chatGPT
>type "ilia topuria penis size"

>>149443219
So true since he has no wrestling skills

>>149443300
Congrats you’ve just added yourself to the CIA’s Faggot Database

>>149443300
so? what did it say?

>>149443326
We're probably far beyond that now

>>149443369
It said “Just measure Charles Oliveira’s gaped bussy depth”

>>149441667
He knows he's sweet.
He's got sugar in his tank.

Keyboard Warriors: Because if you said that in front a Dagestani, you would be raped :D

>>149443410
Yup. I know that you scared

i'm with herb dean heading to sneed island right now

>>149443496
That hardy stare

Tim Kennedy has been deployed to sneed island

Seems I had to fight my whole life through
Some gal would giggle and I'd turn red
And some guy'd laugh and he'd bust my head
I tell you, life ain't easy for a boy named Erin

This is a good prelim. Jackson is 6”4 with only finishes in his record. Chris has 5 first round finishes. Both undefeated debutants. Chris is a lot more athletic than he looks and has crazy pace but all of his fights have been against shorter bulkier middleweights. Jackson fights like Volkov and has a solid muay thai style, and likes to smother his opponent with pressure against the cage. He’s also got a sneaky sub game. Personally I want to see Mcvey win because a middleweight Volkov would be a better addition to the rankings then another Kelvin Gastelum.

>>149443556
Doo got punk'd

>oooh he's scared, he's scared
>Max will kill him
you faggots never learn.

the ufc has had seamless ai fight generation technology for at least a decade. the public is just now getting the scraps.

>>149443580
Ilia is mexican, b

Also a good fight but potential for a heem gassy sleeper. Hines is probably going to sleep but if he wins, he will 100% become Boy’d here.

>>149443612
Is jhonata jonathan the same way jamahal is gamal and deontay is dante

>>149443601
Ye i noticed he couldn't stop speaking mexican in the press-conference

Elijah Honey, soon to be 155lb champ

>que se joda Georgia tio a mi me importa un carajo ese pais de mierda
I was kinda shocked when he said that.

>>149443690
>Mongrelian

>>149441308
There's still time

Ilia Topuria has a hole above his left knee.
>What? What kind of hole? It was probably just an injury
Wrong. That hole is a navel cavity.
>Like a belly button?
Yes. Exactly like a belly button.
>But he already has a belly button?
Yes. This is his second navel cavity.
>Wait, why does he have two belly buttons?
…
>…
It’s simple. During birth, he was hooked up to two different umbilical cords.
>But that would mean-
That would mean that he received twice the nutrition.
>Oh my god, is that why…?
Yes. That is why he was stronger than any other featherweight on the planet.

>>149443801
what in the holy retardation canadian

>>149443801
gane has done lectures on this exact topic

>>149443824
he has stretched out your bussy also

This weekend, the world will bow to ANZAC supremacy.

Gane is celebrated amongst the globe for his contributions to pedagogy and the practice of education.

>>149443601
so is Merab. Mexico will soon have 2 champs b.

>>149443846
>amongst the globe
clearly you need his tutelage

>>149443846
And for getting subbed by Jon Jones in 2 minutes

>>149443833
he really pushes the maori thing hey. probably to make up for the fact he isnt one

>>149442252
Dune 2 was better thoughever

>>149443801
You tried something here

Test, if this post works JJ is a faggot and so are mods (mods arguably bigger faggots)

>>149443863
Villeneuve is a hack. The only objectively superior sequel in existence is Drunken Master 2.

just farted into the toilet bowel and instead of hearing the echo of a fart I heard Gane's voice speaking to me

zeu yuf see.... is is is is... how you say... is reali eazy for me...

>>149443874
You're the biggest thougheverbeit

>>149443724
I don't understand

>>149443919
fuck georgia man i don't give a fuck about that shit country
yeah i speak spanish whatup

Here’s how that looks in Georgian: bmonommsop dbmog mnoobdpooq odmooqp dbpqomonsom mqodgoq

I'm a killer and I get in the ring with savages. To me, Jon Jones is just another parasite

Brendan Schaub has started a new series tittled
>The War Report

>>149443879
>Villeneuve is a hack
Even if that were so, both movies were done by him right? Dune 1 and 2

>>149443951
rude

Brendan’s Inferno

>>149444010
Only the David Lynch film matters

>>149443556
>Dana will remember that...

>>149443857
Hey mate could you please stop impersonating me?

>>149443975
I understand, but... don't you think 12 is too young?

>>149443081
he looks like one of the characters from that funny crazy conor mc gregor animation video

Is it just me or does Dana look older than he did 20 years ago?

>>149440799
At losing

Dricus by drawing a black hole and the octagon floor and khamzat falling into it

dricus by tko (pork toss)

>>149443572
Right looks more like Jesus McChrist.

Dricus via jerkin' it a little

We could have lived in the timeline where Tom zeemed his leg in the Jones fight

CHARLES TOOK A SHIT ON STAGE

so jon jones brother dieing was fake

Dricus Du Plessis wins:
Darren Till
Joker
Derek Brunson
Khamzat Chimaev wins:
Kamaru Usman
Arman Tsarukyan
Robert Whitaker
Yeah it’s written.

>>149444381
Ari shafir literally took a shit on stage, I don't know how jor Rogan is friends with that guy. The lack of shame you'd have to have to do something like that is unfathomable

I don’t know I think I can fathom it pretty easily

>>149444199
Monitor

>>149444433
Someone literally receiving themselves in front of hundreds of people? Don't be stupid

>>149444042
Factual and intelligent post

>>149444391
Did you intentionally skip a few of Dricus’s wins chump?

>>149444450
You must be some buzz at parties mate

>>149442725
>>149442753
Elle Brook won because she takes lots of BBC which makes her much more powerful than Paige

>>149444476
Talmbout a real live wire bappa

Dricus and Ilia tore the fight game to shreds. Couple of jacked up white boys taking care of business.

>>149444533
No lies detected.

MMA IS DYING
https://vocaroo.com/1cH8Kd2Edw04

fondue(fuck you in french) man

Still can't believe this dude just never came back. He was crazy talent.

That webm just hit different after the Paris invasion by africans.

The heem charmer from old Boston
Taught how to box, he would sling like mad,
Soon his guys were nervous wrecks,
They got kinks in all their necks,
Hot bawllz made his bus'ness bad,
Still he went on his merry way,
How he'd laugh when they'd start to pay,
Long as they let him bang he didn't care;
And tho' he never made a cent
Playing tunes on his instrument,
Soon his name was the toast of ev'ry harem
Sheiks knew he was in demand
So they decreed he should book in sand;
Now he's weaving magic spells
Jammin' in the swell hotels,
The heem charmer from Boston

>>149444591
Who is this sultry Conservative minx?

>>149444600
Do you see the woman at the vocaroo. I want to show this because that my wife.

>>149444635
His step daughter. He fucked her for 2000 dollars.
This is what Gabbie said on twitter.

Ilia vs Charles has shades of Connor vs Nate unfortunately

>>149444601
Oh he was crazy talent? What if I cut his head off with a chainsaw? Would he still be crazy talent?

>>149444476
What did you say about me? My brother's will kill for way less. Way wayyy less

>>149444664
Even the odds are similar...

Ilia will defy the fate.

take those high heels off ilia

>>149444601
le "goes life and death with kyle bochniak and flushed jeremy stephens" phenom

>>149444546
Two pozzed piglets.

>>149443670
yes

>>149444809
Is being bow legged the test case for MMA?

>>149442931
that punch to the body is just disgusting, if I were a fighter I'd duck the fuck out of Topuria

2 tattoos
One read no monogamies

TRANNY MMA FIGHTER VS RAPIST IN ITALIA

https://crowdbunker.com/v/HqmD44f6R4

Olivdaddy splits open Topiglet's bacon bussy in the 3rd. Screenshot this.

>>149444809
>Com licença, ele pediu sem picles

>>149444877
HE'S HURT

Bings till one?

Tick tock SHARTles

It's a bit under a bong buddy

Who's the backup for Oliviera/Topuria?

>>149444601
Even with cardio he was gonna get flattened by Holloway.

MMA FIGHTER KYLIE PAGE JUST PASSED AWAY

>>149444951
Who's the milkmaid

>>149444942
Pretty sure Arman, or that’s what he said he wanted anyway. Giga bum gaethje would probably get the call up as Dana wouldn’t want total Armenian destruction on Illia yet

>>149444601
Overrated bum.

>>149444986
I thought Arman was in the bin

>>149445003
I think he’s paid his dues by missing this title shot. He should he even now

Turdpooria is DONE IN I reckon.
gonezo

>>149444974
Kylie page

>>>/int/212164638
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>>149445026
She a judoka?

Which one of you twinks is making a new thread

>>149445026
Miserable thread jfc
>>149445043
Not you you illiterate mick

>>149445003
Dana doesn't even like him, he has a rich daddy so money doesn't move him and won't take shit for anything. his only worth was that he could give Islam a good fight or something. now that turned into him being able to beat Ilia narrative. there's that single fight that could sell and even if he won he would fade into irrelevance just like it happened with Ankalaev.

>>149445099
>>149445099