Turdpooria is DONE IN
heemvious: >>149440786

for Finland first

feels good as fuck to be a spanish-english-portuguese trillingual and understand everything everyone is saying in most UFC press conferences

MMA FIGHTER KYLIE PAGE PASSED AWAY AT 28.

From invicta fc to onlyfans to blacked to the grave.
https://www.xbiz.com/news/290494/performer-kylie-page-passes-away-at-28

This is the offical say something nice about Jon Jones post, remember what they said in school “if you don’t have something nice to say then don’t say it at all”

Go ahead

>>149445131
What a brutal way to sum her entire life up man.
>>149445142
Honestly I like his fights. Sure, most people he brutalized were fat middleweight pride has beens but truth be told he fucked them up in ways that were infinetely rewatchable. The way he destroys Shogun is just timeless and I've watched the finishing sequence like 50 times. It just never gets old.

>>149445099 (OP)
i would personally argue that ilia topuria will win this upcoming fight

>>149445142
He made those dudes throw away the spray paint without being aggressive

>>149445131
I could have fixed her

Charles just needs to time a knee to the dome of ilia on his entry. This is the only chink in his armor of confidence. You can tell he knows Charles with his dynamic striking is the one to exploit this vulnerability

>>149445142
He can threaten cops lives, publicly humiliate his boss and rape commission staff in front of Big John McCarthy with zero repercussions

>>149445231
Oink for your Jondaddy

POOPliveira lost
KEK

>>149445142
I was a huge Jon hater from the Lyoto fight for, but that was just me being a fanboy. Even though I hated watching him win, I'm glad I got to see it because looking back, he truly was the best the UFC ever saw. Dude was made in a lab to fight and yeah he's a piece of shit, but he's not even the biggest piece of shit in the UFC currently.

They use to be lovers.....

Which mma woman has the cutest feet?

Payton Talboot looks like he should be pumping gas at a sunoco not fighting on a main card, UFC is so lame they havent had good projet since conor and khabib.

>>149445258
>Clitia Topiglet glaze in 2025

>>149445295
The black guy Goddard shouted at

>>149444809
biblically accurate ilia and charles (i did the maths)

footfags are the worst

>>149445291
The post was satire, and anyone actually saying anything nice is a confirmed cocksucker

>>149445342
there's nothing wrong with sucking a cock once in a while

>>149445342
Like I give a fuck what some mick monkey thinks.

>>149445321
How does the disparity in interpupillary distance affect the outcome of this fight?

>>149445131
*gives a shit*

>>149445357
Many are saying this
>>149445342
Are you still making your shitty youtube videos with no views on mmapoliticsandculture in between posting like a cunt

>>149445357
he's better than you he's not brown you should listen

>>149445372
>canada
Good morning sarr!

I wish chael gets to join funky in the encroaching death spiral shortly hereafter

>>149445382
you miss spelled GODnada anyway here you go juan

This is the offical say something nice about Ian Garry post, remember what they said in school “if you don’t have something nice to say then don’t say it at all”

Go ahead

Fuck this industry, bitch I'm in these streets.

10 bings ONEchads

>>149445394
Some fates are worse than others

oh shit its Friday? you know what that means!

>>149445401
Honestly I legitimately like Ian lol. I know your post is satire but Idk, I do like him. I like the way he fights and his mindset, and I like his self-confidence. Also I don't mind that he's a cuck, I wouldn't personally embrace such a lifestyle but it ain't my business.
I also think its cool he learned portuguese.

>>149445414
>>149445433
Holy fuck are these retarded videos real?

>>149445423
I voted neither

>>149445430
FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT

>>149445452
You voted alright

>>149445433
that's a good one

>>149445402
Why you be matgeek posting senpai?

>>149445466
show me an American president doing this

mma has its ups and downs, but now it's mostly downs. Welcome to MMA Downs.

>>149445483
All American presidents do that with children its how they get elected

Chael picked Charles. I reckon Turdpooria formerly Topiglet is DONE IN I fear sadly

>>149445500

>>149445512

>>149445512
Honestly with how hard Charles hits and with the physical advantages he has there's a serious chance he KOs Ilia before he gets to do his magic. We could get a Garth vs Oliveira tier one rounder.

>>149445505

Honest question, is toptoiras wrestling actually going to be able to compete with Du Bronx?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypShmsQCCws

>>149445526
Toleprechaun?

>>149445518
A Beautiful day in Vaxjo

MMA, that is, mixed martial arts, is still in its infancy, right now it is crying like a little baby missing its mommy.

>>149445541
Ulricehamn I lament

Cory sandhagen just went on JRE. You'll never guess what he said hahahahh

>>149445550
That place is beautiful unlike Toronto

>>149445567
Sweden is a shithole, though

>>149445580
huh?

>>149445595
Define damage

I'm going to touch her Bum and it's going to explode

>>149445603
bang, boom, pow, something like that

>>149445601
Luke looked better in his infancy its clear the stress of podcasting is getting to him.

>>149445603
Greater press conference insults

>>149445526
lel

>>149445565
>>149445604
you're a filthy black ngubu lmaoooooo

>>149445603

>>149445401
Fuck off you dysgenic smackhead

>>149445477
I'm mentally Swedish and nate higgers

Here's the 'za recipe.

Dough:
>600 ml lukewarm water + 2 tbsp sea salt, mix until dissolved
>add 1 cup 00 flour and hand mix until dissolved
>add 1/5 tsp instant dry yeast and mix
>add 7 more cups 00 flour, mix until uniform mass, rest for 20-30 min
>knead on floured surface until smooth and elastic, form into ball, and let it rise in oiled and sealed container for 18 hours at room temp
>partition dough 5 ways and shape into tight smooth balls
>rise at room temp for another 6 hours (you can then refrigerate)

Sauce:
>hand crush 1 tin San Marzano tomatoes until slightly chunky and silky in consistency
>add 1 1/2 tsp sea salt + 10 torn basil leaves

Shaping The Pizza:
>let dough come to room temp
>lightly coat dough and work surface with flour
>slightly stretch the dough out by pulling with your hands so its flat and circular
>working outwards, press your fingers into the dough and create dimples, pushing all the air bubbles out into the crust, leaving about half an inch untouched at the edges
>do this 3 times on the same side until all air bubbles are pushed to crust
>drape dough on your knuckles and rotate your hands, using gravity to stretch it out. Do this until very thin (you should be able to see light passing through)
>transfer dough to floured peel and do final shaping

Oven Settings:
>place pizza stone on lowest rack and preheat oven to 550 °F for 1 hour
>move stone to highest rack and set to broil 10 minutes before loading your pizza
>add 7-8 tbsp of sauce to pizza on peel, then slide into oven
>set oven to 550 °F and bake for 4 minutes
>remove pizza base and distribute 125 g chunks of fresh Mozz (make sure your strain and dry if it was in brine) + finely grated Pecorino Romano + 1 tsp olive oil
>bake for 2 minutes then broil for another 1-2 minutes until cheese is lightly melted and crust is charred
>drizzle olive oil and add basil leaves
>cut 4 ways with SCISSORS (IF YOU DON'T DO THIS STEP YOU'RE A FUCKING NIGGER)
>pair with nice wine

Buona cena.

Do you feel alive

>>149445633

The UFC is so dumb, they put the press conference highlights up but not the actual conference. You have to go on other shitty channels to try and find it. How does that make any sense?

presser fuckin sucked not even worth skimming through

>>149445634
lil bro thinks he's Volk.

I'm also making burgers today. I am a champion just like Volk

Why is Dana trying to appeal to Latinx people I thought we were sending them back

>>149445651
MacLife gets first questions usually the worst ones too, Daner clearly outsourced his propaganda arm to Gooby, the fat guy Morgan whatshisname and whatever sub 80 iq zoomers are near a microphone

This is your reminder to get on the JacoBBC Smith train while stock is still relatively low

>>149445651
it's right there you dumb african

>>149445659
Dana is moving onto the Chinese and Churka markets since PooSA will cease to exist in 10 years

>DWCS bum
love seeing these cans fraud checked

>>149445668
Where do messicans fit in

how did he pull this off

>>149445682
Who fucking cares. You have AIDS

>>149445674
Joe pyfer already got fraudchecked albeit

>>149445683
Destroyed that doofos.

>>149445682
she's a soulless plastic bug trying to further her career

WAIT. Y'all seriously watching ONE? Fr?

>>149445699
im watching two

>>149445691
they all do they suck, if it wasn't for Dana giving jamahal and Sean title shots they would never have earned it. the good prospects DDP, Adesanya, Pereira, Jiri come from other companies sure you get bums like Kai asukura but dwcs on whole is just for cannon fodder bums.

>>149445705
Assakura came from the same crap as Jireddit and they both suck

>>149445699
I'm watching vtubers

>>149445699
the 2 140lbs fights will be good, i'm not watching the footsniffing and literal who 120lbslets

>>149445718
pedo

100% finish rate is the only thing that matters.

TWP sisters…..

>>149445705
>come from other companies
Where do you think O'Malley and Hill came from?

>>149445744
DWCS

>>149445739
What people thought Buckley was

>>149445683
turn your monitor on

>>149445131
You unironically need locking up in dagestan or something. Coomhead

>>149445634
>salt to yeast
>no sugar
>no olive oil
You people would eat anything

>>149445601
Wtf does michael chandler have aids?

>>149445747
They fought in other organizations before that

the real fights are starting ONEchads

>>149445683
Herregud

I have AIDS and I watch ONE

100% finnish rate

LMAOOOOOO

>>149445131
thanks for the solid rec, b. downloading all her fights now (white on white only ofc).

>>149445766
Thanks lad

>>149445778
lil clitia needs his DDPs changed

>>149445765
yeah but they had to fight for contracts.

>>149445756
I can tell you've never made a good pizza in your life

Thais listen to the worst music

olive oil is extremely fattening, its a no-go for me.

The Fighting Nerds are literally the only good fighters to come from cantender series

>>149445788
You know Topiglet was bricked up here

What would Kanadians know about Pizza.

>>149445812
pizza is not rocket science

>>149445812
Let's be honest b what would we know talmbout dr oetker and 15 euro kurdish slop it's tawlf

>>149445812
We invented the GOAT, b

>>149445820
>>149445825
Ahem.

The wahrani is giving the nippon a hard time here

>>149445832
I stopped eating KP when they took it away

And if it's good fucking pizza you want, you go to Sweden.

Justin Gaethje

Now the nippon is giving the wahrani a hard time

>>149445804
Is pussy also a no-go for you? Lol you piece of trash. Fuck you. I hate you motherfucker. I'm screaming as I type this, I'm frothing at the mouth. Holy fuck I'm seething

>>149445849

Sweden! Sweden! Sweden!

>May I take your order, sir?

>>149445849
Would eat this but only if they added mayo to the cheese.

>>149445849
The doner one is okay but this is just vile

This rocco boy has no core at all

>>149445792
Everyone does you retard its their job

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM BODY

TOTAL NAFRI DEATH

HEEEEEEM BODY

HEEEEM BODY

shades of de ridder vs no dickal

>>149445887
they had to fight for a contact to enter the UFC, Adesanya was just given a contract.

A nickalesque performance from mustafa

Bo
N1gg3r

>>149445868
He looks like a classical piano player

Dreadful baht segue

>remember the name
Kek

July Ishii

>>149445903
So Adesanya never fought before the UFC woah good find dude!

>>149445868
$8/hr magician you hire for your lil bros birthday ahh fit

UNCLE CHATTRI HAS AWARDED YOU 350 THOUSAND BAHTT

>>149445797
This but the opposite.

>>149445919
He never fought for a contract on the DWCS.
Where am I wrong?

Can't wait for the weigh-in show in a few hours.

Will DPP beat Khamzat?

>>149445925
Nobody said he did you dumb fag christ is English your fifth language sanjay?

>>149445936
You watch that crap?

What would you do if Dana awards you with a 50k bonus?

>>149445937
By running off a cliff and staying in the air, khamzat will run off and fall down

>>149445937
If by beat you mean get raped and gaped, then yes.

>>149445938
hahahah you're so mad that Im right.

I'm watching it now guys, it not that exciting so far. That Brazilian translator makes me nervous, racing trough and tripping up over his words

Which mick is the one asking stupid questions

>>149445938
>Nobody said he did, you buffoon. Heavens to betsy, is English your fifth language, Sanjay?*

Please respect the English language in here

>>149445937
Dricus subbed an entire Gracie Barra team, he trained grappling before he ever did striking

>>149445943
Never missed an episode.

>>149445937
Du Piglet will beat off his Zatdaddy’s meat sword

>>149445953
Get off your phone and get my Timbits, Sanjay

>>149445978
>timbits
You know they shit in the batter, right?

>>149445962
Gareth McClellan is FUCKED

>>149445962
Wow Du Porky slurped off an entire team of emaciated midgets, he’s surely ready to fight the wolf

>>149445978
still mad.
you got that 0/10 energy goin on

>>149445986
Must be why your mom loves eating them kek

>Must be why your mom loves eating them kek

>>149445868

>>149445989
>replying twice

WEEM'd

Dricgod will get it done.

>>149446007
He should ve vegeta since he's 5'2

>>149445988
Training with a wrestler to try and defeat Dricus? Lol and the worst part is that the wrestler guy TOOK KHAMZATS BACK

Dricus will have him in defense mode in the ground exchanges, he needs to bring in No-Gi grapplers, not wrestlers.

petpoopee's got this

Im the Alpha Canadian, the only Canadian.

Good fight

Someone post DDP’s goofy takedown on Izzy

>I watch ONE
This is you. You look like this.

Has /heem/ bought a Switch 2 yet?

why are there no asian fighters here? are we too weak

i'm watching two asians fight right now

Asians are only good at winning rigged pillow elbow fights

when I was a kid I used to want to be a karate fighter when I grow up. but in my teenage year I got hit by a biker with a DIY mace and this incident made me feel scared of fighting. since then I always ducked violence under the guise of being an upright and calm person

>>149446021
>the greatest wrestler of the century outwrestled someone
fuck

this is fucking insane

>>149446073
Yup

>>149446062
Every fight i have ever been in was started by me.

Why did he empty the tank at round 2. Your man was wobbly af

>mfw a biker with a DIY mace pulls up

>>149446021
Du piglet is a bottom bussy im afraid

PETPOOPA WITH THE RESPONSE!!!!!

>>149446064
But have you considered a Gracie Barra team made up entirely of flyweights

>>149446062
Most people avoid violence more out of fear (or fear of consequences) than whatever moralism they feign.
I can guarantee you that most people that take pride in being too moral to steal or scam are simply too afraid of getting caught and raped in prison.

>>149445868
>Yeah, I'll have a bacon bussy supreme, and make it snappy, lil man

>>149446044
Both with better combat history than "anglo" sissy boys btw

>>149446088
Damn he took the full length of that BBC in his pozz shaft

>>149446111
You might be projecting there bud

>>149446083
>why did he empty the tank when he had him hurt badly
are you dense

fucking jap ran the entire round

>>149446126
He hasn't made a single good post all thread inb4 pot kettle

>>149446130
he didnt get cted for my entertainment!!!!!

WOW!!!!! NEXT FIGHT

shocked the thai didn't get a robbery w

*THE* George Jarvis?

>>149446135
yes, and?

>>149446147
he couldn't possibly win you goof he was knocked down twice

Bro is cute.. Imma root for him

listening to SUNN while doing tai chi lads

>>149446155
i didnt watch the fight

Some Muay Thai fightes look so gay..

ufc 317 is a recency bias goldmine for odds

Heeminder the retard mick had an mma analysis channel he used to spam here that went nowhere (because it was shite)

>>149446166
Is that Nabil's brother?

poog poog vs malykin again *fart sound*

Arab chad soon.. Anyone else root for the fighter they find more attractive?

>>149446166
this is what's known as "projection"

>>149446177
yes

how do I train to get a fighter's appearance? no need for fighting skill I just need other ppl to look at me and think im a fighter so they wont mess with me

>>149446185
Cauliflower ears to failure

This mfer is a chad..

>>149446184
Aint he a little bit too young to fight? He's only 17

>>149446185
maybe train in mma/kickboxing/muay thai/boxing

>>149446185
hitting pads is the body building of fighting

>>149445868

>>149446191
what about scars and burn marks?
>>149446192
this guy looks like he will rape people when he's drunk

>>149446197
bruh they start fighting out the womb in thailand

>>149446173
Which fighter should I review next

>>149446185
Asian guys generally can't pull it off, you lot have feminine s-oi-y look to you, at best you can pull of the incel loser look like pic rel

>>149446185
Just do calisthenics

>>149446212
Ben Askren

Someone tell one of the Asian motherfuckers to put heem in their name.
Something "Heem-Chan 4Channel" or somethingg like that

>>149446214
He would’ve made a great tranny

>>149446214
why do white cucky boys hate asians so much

Predator

>Asian guys generally can't p- ACK

>>149446217
I think Heem needs their own MMA gym first in Trannyland

>>149446227
Prey

>>149446183
This is what's known as "deflection"

>>149446227
>>149446237
Two cucks fighting for the chastity belt

Islam proudly wore Khabibs chastity belt literally nothing wrong with that if Islam did it.

we should pool out neetbux and sponsor a thai fighter
what's 350k baht? like 54 bucks?

>illuminated by porn
Watch shartles take 3 cocks at once on his Onlyfans

>>149446248
54$! wow do you think I'm made of money

why do you guys keep using those words? chastity belt? cuckold? BBC BWC? gay rape? sissy crossdressing cocksucking??
this not porn fetis general. get some help. we here discuss sport and masculinity and integrity as human beings

>>149446248
10,729.61 USD

>>149446249
GABRIEL SANTOS on left????

>why do you guys keep using those words? chastity belt? cuckold? BBC BWC? gay rape? sissy crossdressing cocksucking??
>this not porn fetis general. get some help. we here discuss sport and masculinity and integrity as human beings

Well as you know he does have an OnlyFans account but theres no sex or anything like. Its just him doing training videos and cardio

>>149446262
I believe they use it as burn on us heemchads

>>149446262
It's an alternative lifestyle for some folks there's nothing wrong with being that way

>>149446262
it's the resident muslims, pay them no mind

>>149446262
Reddit is down the hall.

>>149446249
ynr charles doing porn conspiracy

>>149446262
Do you think the mods are straight? kek

>>149446242

>>149446272
Pretty sure he takes 3 cocks down his page, just scroll down

>>149445868
Looks like he's in a jumpsuit

>stupid zipperhead posts offtopic /r9k/ blog post incel shit then complains about daddyposters

your favorite fighter would feel sad if they see u like this. u either die young as a respectable soul or live old as a wasteful porn fueled goon addict

>>149446307
none of those men are your father

>>149446262
GOOOD MORNING VIEEETNAAAAM

OHHHHHHH ITS DEEP

Your favorite fighters favorite fighter does Muay Thai

>>149446337
OOHHHHH SHES MOTORBOATING THE CLIT

Charles Oliveira is Swedish. Don't believe me?

>>149446345
OOOO OOOOO
AAAA AAAA
MONKE WANNA BANANA!!!

>>149446337

Daddyposting is the lifeblood of this general

Beneil Dariush is not a top 10 fighter. There, I said it.

>>149446360
OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA

I hate the daddypost shit

big guy

>>149446360
The Bronx was named after Jonas Bronck (c.1600–1643). Documents indicate he was a Swedish-born immigrant from Komstad, Norra Ljunga parish in Småland, Sweden.

Yeah, that's tight. Karl "Från Broncks" Oliversson is nicknamed after a Swedish man. Because he is Swedish

>>149446283
Dont you spam ladyboys

Hole up we're in lumpinee where is shrieking Nora doing the ring announcing

>>149446377
fatherposting on the other hand

whats your excuse, r/the_heem ?

Japan stand up

Just took a huge steaming Pisslam in the Khabitch. Need to wipe my Poomar with the PooSA flag

>>149446382
who asked

>>149446395
He looks like a bogged tranny

>>149446395
I'm extremely lazy and chronically tired due to insomnia.

>>149446386
nope and i don't watch k-1 either

>>149446323
They're yours.

>>149446403
Get drunk every night. It’s unironically better for your health than no sleep

You will be my bonus!!!

>>149446401
you're saying like its a bad thing
>>149446403
perfect excuse to a start a fight club

>>149446400
You

>>149446400
Me, I asked
>>149446401
some sort of gigahon?

>>149446420
That's what my grandad used to say

The Featherweight GOAT, Gabriel Santos

>>149446412
they're my what?

>>149445634
I cant make pizza
>>149446185
Wide Shoulders
Busted hands/nose/ears
>>149446228
Dont like shooting on the ambulance but he look like a faggot
>>149446183
Holy cope miss k1
You know damn well it make you nervous when you hear those words

>>149446400
Yeah this reaction pic ain't bussin lil bro. Give it up.

The wahrani has arrived

Muslim Chads, where we at

>>149446395
Thats called losing weight and aging and if you do this for girls, they find it too extreme to looks like that
They prefer harmony of the face overall

Doo name is Ramadan

>>149446449
its bussing its just not clocking to you

>>149446401
Turn on your monitor

>>149446457
Kv algie btw

>>149446457
you're literally a broke inbred algerian virgin

>>149446450
How many times im going to say that im not wahrani

>I picked againt Ondash because he's muslim

>>149446469
>>149446468
Projecting

>>149446471
Just get the iskender and fanta yeah

>>149446450
Prepare your bussy

>>149446484
you have admitted to being all of those things

Yuropoor hours are the worst just the most miserable jobless lonely faggots imaginable
Can one of you post yourselves so I can at something this thread?

>>149446469
Algerians are some of the most handsome men on earth

>>149446479
Kek whites will look like this and call themselves caucasoid btw

>>149446479
God pink piglets are so disgusting

>Yuropoor hours are the worst just the most miserable jobless lonely faggots imaginable
>Can one of you post yourselves so I can at something this thread?

>>149446493
Go have sex with him then

>>149446509
ture fa true af

>>149446493
No only algerian and currently broke
For the other things you confusing with the porn posting schizo
>>149446500
Very good post

Cant wait to get drunk tomorrow and watch UFC and the NHL draft with my friends, hope you guys have fun too.

>>149446513
My bacon bussy already prolapsed from too many wahrandaddies :(

>>149446479
Superior white genetics btw

>>149446512
Try again

>>149446509
Whites be like
Yeah im caucasoid, my ancestors came from yakutia

>>149446496
I would heem you.

>Try again

>>149446543
Who's the skirt

>>149446534
yes all the brown girls want them

>>149446535
You look like you come from udmurtia

>>149446543
No way you bums watch NBA in Italy

banger alert

>>149446553
Black Angels

>>149446535
Why are your eyes different shapes?

What a fight
>>149446556
How do you know about udmurtia

Ondash is a demon

>>149446559
They love the bulls over there

holy kino

>>149446262
being homosexual is huge part of Muslim identity.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LFG

KINOOOOOOOOOOOO

This fight is a bangerr

>>149446553
GSP father is an algerian from quebec

HEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>149446577
…

Any support for ONE on /heem/ is astroturfed. None of you actually enjoy it.

Poofpee could never

I'M CONFUSED

You're all watching a fight? But thr UFC isn't on?

>>149446569
Im very well informed

that was absolutely a double knockdown

>>149446615
yeah that was fucking sick, guy was out on his feet before the final heem though

Udmurt nurmagomedov

This shit is fucking atrocious are you guys doing a bit?

>>149446614
Keep it out my backyard

being homosexual is huge part of Muslim identity.

BAHHHTTT

How is 10 thousand euros going to help lebanon

CONTRACT BAHTTYYYYY

>>149446636
>brazzabathtub.jpg

YOU JUST WON A 10 DOLLA CONTRACT

damn i wanted a double heem

>>149446601
>that face you make when AljaDaddy pulls out his ebony obelisk

>>149446647
Imagine how bricked up Topiglet would’ve been if you dunked him in there

>>149446667
THUNDER THUNDER THUNDERCLAPS

What would you do if Uncle Chatri gives you 350 thousand baht?

>>149446680
Spend it all on a jr. Chicken

>>149446680
I'm getting gakked off ketamine balloons and heeming oodles of Thai ladyboy bussy.

>>149446680
Buy 350 thousand irish hookers

>>149446667
ILLIA
EL WERKADOR
TOPUTA

>>149446672
for me it's the first minute of rose vs esparza rematch

>>149446701
What my meng sees

Doug Maligon. Looks like a fake human

HOLY SHIT ILIA MISSED WEIGHT CHARLES VS ARMAN 2 IS THE NEW MAIN EVENT

>>149446701
Who's the hijab

POOFL tonight and Wilder in boxing for those that watch that shit

Elijah Honey will heem

>>149446734
Sorry broski, wdwtch

>>149446734
Beyoncé is omegaflushed

>>149446734
Thanks for the heads up! Wilder is hilarious when he fights and PFL is just absolute cawlmedy.

>>149446758
fucking maverick gives me shameful boners

>>149446758
Nice rack

>hes coming out like a thai justin bieber

Look at the size of Nabil compared to Younis. Surely at some point he will be over 6 foot

Which fight before Illia and Charles were you more hyped for?

>>149446778
You are literally five foot nine m8

>>149446785
if you catch him you get his pot of gold

>>149446770
i know what you mean b

>>149446785
13 iphones iirc

>>149446793
snow bunny..

>>149446793
That's a man in drag.

>>149446794
Kek you're alright

>>149446799
her legs are so meaty GAWL DAWG b

>>149446782
its pretty grim NGL maybe Hines vs Diniz, that's pretty guaranteed to finish in 1-2 rounds

>>149446758
lol she always has to pose lying down if she wants to look sexy because standing up exposes her sagging, dropping flapjack titties.

>>149446793
fuck man id fucking do, fuck it, id fuck

>>149446815
you ever suck on a flapjack titty? its not bad.

Ilia Hamtaro

>>149446821
They're actually best for a titty heem too

>>149446821
do you have any pictures of her side profile

>>149446802
Turn on your monitor

I love Topuria cards theyre always easy to go 5/5 on

Anyone see sean strickland being horrible to Sanko? I'm going to body that freak

>>149446556
You look like you come from Urdaneta

>>149446836
nope, I prefer the money angles.

Not sure how much longer I can keep following then brehs..

>>149446856
It's just that there's a serious chance I'm completely more feminine looking than she is. Pretty much the only masculine feature in my entire face is my brow ridge.

I come from a land down under
where the women blow and the men plunder

>mmmm im getting horny!!! heres some sexy pics so we can both be horny!!!

Why do coomers do this?

Toblerone man is a good name but I think it should be shortened to Toby

when the fuck is it saturday night

>>149446878
Thanks for the sexy pic b

>>149446641
Would

>>149446839
308 was the easiest card ever to pick for unless you have terminal BDS

>>149446878
I'm post broads to counteract the gay programming heem insists upon

>>149446879
Toblerone is OK, for me? It's Ritter Sport crunchy sea salt caramel.

>>149446852
>oh no not my mid middle aged roastie who fantasize about steppe niggers

>>149446897
terminal WES (Winning Everything Syndrome)

>>149446878
latent homosexuality

>>149446907
Don't eat much chocolate but sea salt caramel is good, the ragazze usually like it

>>149446821
i have and small saggers are a bad time i fear sadly. big saggers are bretty gud tho

Mmm Im getting horny...

>>149446936
Post some pics haha

>>149446924
The potato chip one is smackin too. European chocolate is so good unlike that waxy Hershey slop.

>>149446936
excuse me

>>149446950
It's unironically between Sweden and Finland for p4p

>>149446950
Waxy? Its literally the same fucking garbage moron. You're probably one of those lardos that says Mexican coke is peaches because it uses canelo sugar

>>149446962
Damn didn't even know y'all made chocolate, going to have to peep game.

American chocolate shits on europoop chocolate every day of the week and twice on Sundays

>Enters bread

>>149446967
Kekkk Hersheysissy doing a GR8 seethe over superior Evropean candy.

>>149446976
Yeah it's "shits" alright hahahaha

>>149446975
He's talking about the turds he eats out of bedpans

>>149446975
Fazer is are top contender

>>149446984
Ask me how I know you're 300 pounds with limp wrists

>>149445699
I wasn’t watching anything, b. I was at the bar

Shota strickland literally has BWC on the brain 24/7.

Hershey literally uses parfin wax

>>149446996
Oh he's really revved about his favorite chocolate

Don't hershey kisses smell like spoiled milk on purpose

>watch 2 guys fight
>Post-fight they award a third guy the belt
Why are bug people

tfw saw this lankazoid come up

heckin puffin wax dude i just saw it on tiktok!!!

chatri won

>>149445861
Literally me. Olive oil is so fucking good

>chatri copying the jones aspinall script
kek superlek KWABBED

>>149447014
We don't talk in the third person here my tubby friend

>>149447045
Talmbout olivi oil?

>>149447014
Mini Valentina is cute

>>149447049
Monitor :)

Yurolards be like

>at least it no porpus wax!!!

olivi pussy juice

>>149447064
No way.. a chocolate spread is unhealthy

take notes daner. this is how you promote someone to undisputed

>>149447054
I hope she got sober before she got pregnant

>>149447064
Nutella is disgusting

>>149447073
daner works them to the bone

>HERSHEYS HECKIN CHOCOLATE

>>149447094
Anik just loves stims. He's also partial to a couple of beers and bong hits

>>149447094
Calling what they do work is pushing it a bit

Hershey is from americas. 0 american champions. Methinks.

Show of hands, who all is revved rn?

I thought Nutella was suppose to be healthy...... poatan eats it

>CADBURY FREAKIN CREME (exact same ingredients)

for me its hershey's minis

why's he so revved about chocolate

>>149447123
Many things have the same ingredients my cooking inhibited anon

for me its reeses cups

>>149447121
Brazilian pizza is undercooked dough with nutella and strawberries

>>149447106
Hersey is a Canadian company

>>149447140
Yeah and where is Kanada? North Americas. Checkmate.

>>149447133
Your mothers mouth will have the same ingredients as the inside of my nutsack in about 15 seconds

Holloway vs hooker would be a fucking unreal fight to see for BMF

>>149447147
Put some respect on Canadas name binland

Dan "Cheap" Hooker

>>149447130
One doth not wonder why spammy gets revved

heeminder edward bernays took a waste byproduct from aluminum manufacture (that you would have to pay to dispose of) and sold it to the american government as a health supplement to put in the drinking water

>>149447156
1993

>>149447156
It's the more mischievous one I love Canada and stand for thee

Daniel Preston Hooker is part Maori okay

>>149447170
Did you know lobster was served to prisoners as junk food?

>>149447169
>everyone is le spammy!

>>149447170
I used to have his propaganda book one of the best helwanis to know about in order to fight their ways

he's .. he's thick

>>149447192
Everyone I don't like is spammy, yes that's how I feel about it.

>>149447171
never ever

(You) me when Seksan vs mongthai is on would you please

>>149447189
lobster pasta?

lobster pastas a beast

/Bonfim/ in the house

>>149447064
Where’s the red 40?

Me vs Hooker would be like American Psycho i fear. Just saying.

>>149447235
Bodied that freak

>>149447236
You would hallucinate the entire thing?

>>149447123
I like American food but you guys chocolate really is an inedible. It has this weird grainy texture to it

>>149447247
That's 1 theory yeah.

>>149447218
Sure thing

>>149447235
>He thinks red40 is in everything American
Hows that TikTok education littlest bro

I have never used tiktok

Food dye is le bad

>>149447267
>>149447267

>>149447005
Big Wargli Cock

>>149445683
you're a faggot manlet with bitch hands

>>149446744
He grabbed the cage. Should've got a point taken for that head kick. Only I see stuff. I'm going to apply to be a referee

>>149446821
She's looks like the kind of girl that goes hiking. No bueno

>>149445142
he's got one hell of a chin, basically everybody he ever fought has at least one real heem on their resume and yet he's never even been droppd once in his entiire career.

DJ, Figgy, Moreno, Pantoja, Faber, Cruz, Bareo, TJ, Cody, Aljo, Merab, Aldo, Connor, Maz, Volk, Frankie, Benson, Pettis, RDA, Eddie, Tony, Dustin, Charles, Islam, Hughes, GSP, Hendricks, Lawler, Woodley, Usman, Leon, Belal, Silva, Weidman, Rockhold, Bisping, Rob, Izzy, Strickland, Dricus, DC, Jan, Glover, Jiri, Hill, Peirera, Ankalaev, etc have all been dropped at least once.

Jon and Khabib are the only fighter that have a long meaningful career without being knocked out once and Jon did it for far longer in a division where people hit a lot harder.