Thread 149449643

Zoomer Draft Tonight

/hoc/vious: >>149438839

Believe 23-year-old Emil Heineman is part of the return. Also believe both MTL picks (No. 16 & No. 17) will be part of this as well.

We will wait for official wording.

ya gotta pay the troll toll
if ya wanna get in this boys soul

What the return for Dobson?

I wish I could get a hug from Gary :(

>https://x.com/NHL/status/1938621614347755605
where's ohtani?

English kitties desu

People acting like Heineman and 2 current year firsts is a fleecing? Seems like a decent trade for both sides to me - especially considering where each is at in their contention lifecycle.

Those picks are awesome for the Islanders, Habs want good players now. Makes sense.

>>149449663
>Honolulu
Garys relentless

Sometimes I forget about Patty Kane

>>149449671
Who the fuck is Heinenan

>>149449668
>flames
i fucking hope not
there's no one good this year

>>149449668
F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>149449677
I'm surprised they've never held an all stars there

>>149449685
He is elite at getting traded

ivar stinkberg more like

>>149449696
my nephew :)

so he must have a lot of cups?

>>149449663
>Dubai
What do zoomers see in Dubai?

Takagi? Takagi.

But Makar is slumping

>>149449704
now this is a post

>>149449707
Connor has to buy his Stanley cups on-line.

>>149449708
I'm don't have enough of an attention span to understand trades

>islanders traded Dobson
>islanders won’t take misa
#budlost

>>149449723
meds

>>149449731
Cope

Based

>>149449723
>islanders traded a meme offensive dman
>islanders won't take a bust
sounds like another two 1s for bud

>>149449739
fraudsky buried

Laine's legacy

>>149449739
>>149449751
Little sad he's within 1%

bored with that trade, move on to the next one now gary

Poor kids

>Atlantic gets stronger
>Metro gets weaker
Safe to say the two WC spots in the East will belong to the Atlantic division once again next season

>>149449772
my team is shit and run by retards

>>149449776
our Sennies :)

>>149449772
Why does onterible produce so much of the NHL's players?

What parent buys their son a subban jersey?

>>149449749
Retard

>>149449787
WOOHOO

>>149449789
N

>>149449789
um chud? most of our wives sons are black?

>>149449767
I can't wait to attend the utah preseason game/hoc meetup

>>149449800
I

>>149449721
jen

>>149449772
bottom 3 all won cups in their lifetime aka they're bandwagoners :)
leafs run this league

>>149449721
good one dad!

John Tavares's amulet wards off the province of Ontario's tax collectors

TAKAGI BRO
IN MY SOUL

Wagiebros we're almost there

>>149449823
Leafs are the only team 100% immune from band waggoner's

my habbies got fleeced! AND no reason to watch the draft

>>149449851
The end is in sight

I'M THE GUY THAT LIKES TO POST THE WOLF

didnt ask

>habs still don't have a legit 2C
not a good look, habros...

>tavares staying in Toronto
How do the laffs keep losing?

>>149449723
>Islanders traded a soft gaybecker and won't draft a player who doesn't backcheck
k

>>149449862
Dobson has one great season under his belt followed by a big dropoff. Habs are banking on him returning to form otherwise they got fleeced

Thank you Gary

Thank you Tree

Thank you Stephen

>>149449919
thoughts on your victory over trb?

My Islanders are playing 4-d chess

>>149449928
Also considering that the islanders talent is a non-zero in the pipeline, even getting 16/17 helps them at the very least get more into the system. Habs are gonna be very shitty on D next season. You though Hutson was bad? Oh boy wait until Dobson goes on the blue line.

How does this trade help the Rangers?

>>149449939
can't wait until they "trade up for hagens" but pick a weird european instead

need more hockey qts

>>149449928
in my mind we just overpaid a free agent with the bonus of giving up two first rounders and an ok prospect for the privilege to do so (when we don't need a d man btw)

>>149449967
they'd be a lot better if they went up and drafted McQueen instead of Hagens, back issues aside

>>149449939
Metrosexual right for the taking

that was a bit much when Gary was presenting the cup to Florida and said "See my plan's wooooorkiiiiiiing!" wasn't it?

>>149449903
Based :)

I have not fapped in 2 days :)

Who will Kyle Dubas waste the 11th and 12th picks on tonight?

Glad my Jackies didn't trade for him

>According to Aaron Portzline, Islanders ask from Columbus was: •Both 1st round picks (14 & 20) •Roster player (potentially Voronkov) •An additional prospect or later pick

>>149450042
HARD TIMES BREED BETTER MEN

>>149450106
hard men breed lockout seasons

>>149450106
>HARD TIMES
oh im hard alright

>>149450061
Who?

>>149450126
Dobson

Do any NHL teams choose to just not interview any of the draft prospects?

Congrats to Gary for raping the nhlpa

>>149449956
>islanders talent is a non-zero in the pipeline
then why is bridgeport so shit

>>149450129
I mean the random blue jackets player

Gary already said that the Oilers automatically win the 1OA pick if McDavid leaves

AND CLAIM MY KINGDOM

>>149450158
Why does he love those losers so much?

>>149450130
I guess I'm a SIRF

>>149450165
he's a jew and rogers has high prices

lol what

I can guarantee

>Overall
>OA
zoomers make sick

>>149450196
I don't trust you

So why is no-one talking about the regular season getting extended to 84 games?

>>149450153
Dmitiri Voronkov. Young LW that had 23G 24A last year

>>149450222
won't be watching

>>149450230
Never heard of him

>>149450222
Because Gary’s wanted that for years now. Also we talked about it yesterday when it got leaked.

>>149450147
Lou Lamoriello caring little about Bridgeport, higher number of euros and college prospects drafted, and the lack of draft capital over the course of 7 years, and the way how Lou let his son take over Bridgeport also shows.

>>149450222
More hockey is good. Those 2 games should be inter-conference so we can have more Islanders/Flames matchups.

Gary Bettman raped the nhlpa during the sweltering summer of 2025.

>>149450249
It’s going to be the last two division games

>>149450246
>dennis good bogg
that's not a swedish name O_O

>>149450261
reminds me of when this guy >>149450246 raped trb on that chilly easter evening of 2022

>>149450222
That's two more games you don't need to watch before the real hockey season begins

yeah bud still didnt ask

>>149449656
>Managed to sign him for less than Nurse
How?

Marleau passing Gordie's games played record was pretty cringe in hindsight

>>149450303
Because >soilers management is retarded

>>149450304
Patrick Marleau never drew one single dime

>>149450304
Especially because it happened during Covid

>>149449970
id fuck this guys girl for sure (mines hotter but id still fuck her)

If Schaefer gets picked first, is he supposed to replace Dobson? Or is there more reason?

>>149450303
Nurse was a DEI hire.

>>149450130
unironically women love guys like this

Grimace should announce the Islanders' draft picks

>>149449681
>tf
>tp

>>149450308
You've seen Sabres?
>>149450335
You expected him to cost less cause of that

asking? did i? i did not.

>>149450341
Stephen looks like THAT?!

NBA refugee here. Should i support florida for a three-peat. What are the chances? Or jump on some team with a nice future like the shark team?

>>149450330
Because the islanders are too dumb to take misa

>>149450367
fuck off we're full

>>149450370
We get it you think Misa is good.

>>149450367
You have to go back

>>149450377
sup bro remember that time you raped that retarded wheelchair bitch kwab

>>149449772
>growing up

>>149450377
thoughts on your victory over trb?

Is this year's draft really that shit that Habs given up their both of their first round picks?

>>149450387
Jen thanks for that

https://x.com/TheFourthPeriod/status/1938665544833737119?t=8WAPqQr_5dtzSxugknk1Kw&s=19
Yep. My Islanders are rebuilding.

>>149450416
Yes

naw man thats cool but i didnt ask

>>149450425
Bud lost

gonna watch porn AT WORK

>>149449663
>Paris
Based

>Be Patrick
>Turn down Habs and Sens GM/head coach offer cause they're rebuilding
>Sign with the team who ends up rebuilding
lol, lmao

65% of indians are not on the internet

65% of my day is spent not asking

>>149449789
why not?

I get what you're saying now — you're talking about that poster, the infamous Swede from the HOC thread. If you've been following the thread for a while, you're definitely not alone in noticing the... let's say distinctive posting style. Whether it's wall-of-text rants, weird takes, or just the general vibe, a lot of people clearly find it grating.

>>149450511
Islanders weren't in rebuild in October 2024. Doesn't mean he's gonna stick (Roy was already on the hot seat)

>>149450367
Everyone is welcome on the Kitty Train, whether the co-owner likes it or not

>>149450563
Begone human chat gpt

>Hutson
>Guhle
>Dobson
>Mailloux
>Reinbacher
Habs D is stacked as fuck

>>149450563
good post

>>149450377
Not him but I'm the original Misaposter and I'm convinced the Chicago Blackhawks are running a psyop to try to get the sharks to draft Frondell

>>149450587
Two of them can actually defend and one of those two is made out of glass. Amazing

The red wings arent going to do fucking anything this off season I already know it

Why has my Canadiens traded for and signed a player who will never ever play on the 1st PP?

And for HOW MUCH???

Who is currently the favorite to win this year’s offseason?

>>149450569
They should've been in rebuild mode after 2023. they only made the playoffs by the Penguins choking to the Hawks as well. Talent is awful, still held up by goaltending only, and Roy isn't exactly great tactically.
>>149450602
Islanders need both but given the way how Schaefer's talked, its him. If this was any other year, Misa. They really can't made a truly awful move, it's if they go retarded for Hagens and he ends up regressing again at BC.

>>149450612
This week marks the beginning of another NHL Draft week. Not going to lie this week is always one of my favorites of the hockey year. All the chatter, the rumors, the speculation — and the hope it provides all fans.

This is going to be Yzerman’s 7th draft and offseason at the helm in Detroit. To put that in perspective, he was in charge of 9 drafts and offseasons in Tampa Bay.

At a certain point, hope needs to turn into action, into movement. This isn’t about mortgaging the future or demanding shortcuts — it’s about recognizing the windows when they start to crack open and having the courage to step through. Buyouts. Cap trades. Hockey trades. Those tools exist this week — and they matter just as much as the draft board.

Additionally, to me, it feels like Florida and Tampa are the only true locks in the Atlantic today. Toronto will likely still be good but are shifting, Boston is rebuilding, can Montreal and Ottawa do it again, and Buffalo is still Buffalo. There’s room to climb now. Not contend necessarily, but ascend.

Not asking for recklessness. Just tired of saying ‘next year’ for almost 10 years..

>My team has given up their first round pick
Might as well watch just for Islanders clown move

>>149450602
shit they're on to us blackhawksisters we're going to plan b

>>149450612
Is standing pat while other teams in your division get better part of the Yzerplan?

>>149450615
They have the coaching staffs to fix that. Caufield was an absolute shitter look what Marty St. Louis turn him into.

>>149450061
>glad my jackies
What? Missed out on another trade target/free agent? Because Columbus is shit and no one wants to play there? Enjoy another off season of signing scraps.

my yinzies finna draft two busts back to back

>>149450425
>fatt fartzele

who is michael futanari's top pick?

>>149450612
>>149450625
>>149450655
The fact that habs managed to get to playoffs before wings should be a wake up call to sack him.

>>149450669
Wtf are you on? Caufield came in blazing in the covid playoffs. And an overfilled PP1 isnt something you can fix.

>>149450704
Just like my islanders

Please fuck my ass

>>149450813
>>149447016

>>149450813
the Republicans are already doing that to us as we speak

>>149450676
Columbus would've been raped in that deal.

>>149450416
Okay. Because the season will be extended to 84 games that means there is now one extra home game in the Saddledome before they move :)

What a special game that'll be!

>Even if he's available at No. 6, I'd be somewhat surprised if the Flyers took James Hagens, based on what they need and how I believe this front office operates.
Even when run by semi-competent people, the flyers are still a joke.

>>149449643 (OP)
>Landmark player benefit improvements (health insurance and post-playing health insurance stipends), plus movement of player payroll taxes and workers' compensation premiums to be paid out of the owner's share.
I wonder if this means fewer players taking bullshit Front Office jobs where they can't possibly be doing any actual work. It's always fan favorite depth guys who get these roles, and I've seriously wondered if they do it just so guys can stay on the team health insurance.

>>149450854
Hagens doesn't have any one skill that's elite, he's badly undersized, and his game only projects a Center--not a wing.
He's got AHL 1C written all over him.

>>149450854
>with the 6th overall pick the flyers select E.M.

>Hearing CBJ trading for Charlie Coyle from Colorado
KWAB where's that Tony Shivone "thatll put butts in the seats" image when you need it.

>>149450894
yes, i would never draft an american for all those reasons and more

>>149450862
Most players retire in their 30s and needs jobs and can’t do anything else besides hockey shit.

>>149450914
These trades for the draft Gary

>>149450914
It was a shot of the Nitro crowd when he said it.

Yes I have autism and remembered that in top of my head

>>149450826
It's not gay if there's a chick somewhere in the building

>>149450914
Gives Colorado around 7mil in cap space until details emerge on what they got back

>>149450854
Flyers like their boomie busties, they'll take McQueen.

>>149450921
>Matthews
>Tkachuk
>Hughes
Americans captain Canadian teams.

>>149450951
Some anon has it and posts it
>>149450970
Knowing columbus they probably bent over and took coyle off their hands for nothing

ohhhh shitt i put in the wrong (You)

it's over

>>149450983
and all those teams suck... curious

1) NYI - Schaefer
2) SJS - Misa
3) CHI - Desnoyers
4) UTA - Frondell
5) NSH - Martin
6) PHI - McQueen
7) BOS - Martone
8) SEA - Mrtka
9) BUF - Hagens
10) ANA - O'Brien

>>149451010
Sad

come home from work and Tavares has signed for under 5 million, is it too early to say its Our Year?

>>149450993
I still think you're cute and pretty

>>149451010
Islanders will overpay UTA/NSH to draft Hagens. Incoming 16th OA, 17th OA, and Barzal.

>>149451010
Eklund is going in the single digits, cap me

>>149451083
I think he slides to Pittsburgh. It's just the way this draft will shake out.

>>149451010
>9) BUF - Hagens
oh good he'll be fully developed and available for nothing 4 years from now

Hearing #CBJ parted with two draft picks - not first-round picks - and a prospect for Coyle.

Still awaiting details as the players involved in the trade have not yet been notified as of a few minutes ago.

best players available:
1. Schaefer
2. Misa
gap
3. Hagens
4. Martone
little gap
5. Eklund
6. Frondell
7. Potter
gap
the rest
You know I'm right.

McQueen? Yeah you like Kevin Hayes cuz that's what you're getting. Fuck you Kevin Hayes and fuck you McQueen fucktard.

Flyers gonna fuck my ass again tonight and take fucking Martin that piece of shit faggot. He's not even good. Passing over Hagens + Martone fucking shoot me. If they don't end up with one of my 7 above just fucking kill me.

THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER

>>149450983
B U S T T H E W S
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H
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W
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Islanders lost the trade

>>149451168
>fans claim it's a good thing they didnt get raped for noah dobson
>team proceeds to turn around and get raped for 33 year old charlie coyle
Kwab. KWAB

Why are the islanders obsessed with hagens? My analysis and scoutings reports show he’s a bust.

>>149451294
Depends what picks/prospect it is

>>149451300
Why do you think Hagens is a bust?

>>149451288
Just like my islanders

>>149451300
just like my mcdavid

>>149450983
100s of millions in harmful and unfair subsidies

>>149451300
Because he’s from Long Island

Tavares played for the islanders once

Oh it's insulting alright Gary. It's insulting that you sperg out at anyone bringing it up cause you know its one of the best moves you do to set up your gay little sunbelt teams for success.

I don't care how many times he spergs out about this never let up on this ever, it is a massive deal and him being such a little sped only confirms how much it matters.

He would brush it off if it didn't matter to him, him getting so defensive and emotional over it is admission that its true. In his interview with Biz he even confirmed himself cause he had to.

>>149451354
>wahhhhhhhhhh it's bettman's fault my country voted wrong

>>149451353
Sad

>please take 16th and 17th overall for 4th overall pick

Would you do it?

Will Gary find a way to force the Islanders to trade their draft picks to a sunbelt team?

>>149451353
Actually it was more than once

>>149451353
They didn't need him.

>>149451315
Keep coping

>>149449862
Dobson really blows. He wa a major reason for their awful PP - he can’t carry then puck over the blue line. Then there’s his atrocious defense; I lost count of how many games he single handedly for the isles this past season.

But really I think it came down to 2 things - Dobson didn’t want to play for LI anymore unless they were going to drastically overpay him and Darche can’t afford to pay 8 figs when he has several dead weight contracts he neeeds to maneuver around (duclaire, engval, etc.). Thanks, Lou

Funny how both fan bases largely don’t like the deal.

>>149451376
A sports league should have neutrality and parity across all teams. I'm sorry you don't understand.

>>149451410
reddit spacing

Because the popular opinion around here is that this draft is mid I already know this draft will be peak. Goofy ahhh diddybluds capping

>>149451402
Retard

Oh boy here comes Stephens "um actually this player ive been slobbering over for years is actually shit now that he's gone from the islanders" cope

>>149451416
>it's desantis' fault my team is shit and run by retards

>>149451422
I told you to enjoy the scraps brother.

>>149451353
They've won three more playoff rounds after Tavares left than the laffs have with him

>>149449986
Hagens has chemistry with Eiserman. I’ll post it again but you faggots won’t read it

>Seattle Kraken
>Utah Mammoth

What's next, the Houston Ninja Turtles? Nice mickey mouse league.

>>149451386
Retard

>>149451433
Stephen who? Stephen Stamkos?
>>149451450
True

>>149451446
Coyle is a solid 3C, but I don't know how I feel about the trade until they release the details of it

>>149451451
crop your screenshots better fag

>>149450330
Dobson is trash. Tony D is Dobson for $8M less AAV

>>149451454
Why that’s what they’re proposing

I fucking hate Cmac so much

Roger McQueer

11 and 12 for 2?

>>149450425
Barzal has been disappointing for a while now

Dobson is a 1d you just don’t trade those. Lou has his grimy fingers all over this deal.

>>149451513
>11
out of ten

>>149451453
The correct format is Houston Ninja Turtle

>>149450511
The only reason he wasn’t fired is the isles don’t want two dead weight hc contracts on their books. Roy made some really bad and awaited decisions last season. My guess is he successfully threw LL under the bus

>>149450425
>vancouver
LOU THERE IT IS

>just got home after seeing a car in front of me hit & run and get pulled over 3 blocks ahead
kwab

>>149451555
Barzal and Kane paving the way for Bedard and Cellebrini to come home.

>>149451557
not sports related

tfw their voices rang with that aryan twang

>>149451569
this was on an f1 track

>>149451056
Brilliant, Tavares cucked. Well and truly ftg

how many bing bongs till this draft shit starts

>>149450425
>first kane
>now in on barzal
why are the cantpucks buying? that team is cooked and didn't even make the playoffs last year

>>149451596
It doesn't start at a concrete time. Gary still needs to finish his yearly rigging routine.

>>149451416
Has your team tried not overpaying for shit players first

>>149451596
~2 bongs 47 bings

Flames need Barzal they need someone huberdeau can pass to.

>>149451554
Bud lost

>>149451569
Chances are the victim was Emil Heineman again

>>149451354
I need to get an updated version

>>149451618
barzal has scored more than 20 goals once

>>149451629
bud won, his islanders didn't

Full trade:

To Avs:
Prospect Gavin Brindley
3rd Rd pick tomorrow (77th overall),
conditional 2nd-round pick in ‘27

To CBJ: Charlie Coyle and Miles Wood

No salary retained

>>149451419
It’s called paragraphs. Notice how the offers paragraph has multiple sentences and proper punctuation. Notice how each paragraph has its own purpose and aren’t just separated to fake social media emphasis as they’re more than a few words long. I actually took English comp, how about you

>>149451656
That'll put butts in the seats. I'm sure Coyle is thrilled.

>>149451684
Bluds using his degree

>>149451684
Yeah I can tell fag

>>149451473
Explain how, dog fucker

>>149451684
when do you graduate bucko?

>>149451656
CBJ slightly overpaid imo, but not a bad trade

>>149451656
Feels like the kind of move you make when you are worried that absolutely nobody wants to play for your hockey team

>>149451721
That's gracious of you, assuming there are high school graduates in this thread, a little to gracious

>>149451721
School of Hard Knocks Class of 2007

>>149451593
Seething

>>149451656
I guess the Teds needed this trade to get to the cap floor so it's not that great for them.

>>149451600
Barzal as a 2nd C isnt bad. The Canucks dont gave anything to give The Islanders though.

>>149451733
I dropped out 20 years ago and I’m still smarter than yall

>>149451744
shut the fuck up, paperboy

>>149451656
Woods was on a not great contract Avs now have some money to work with to fill in the empty spots.

>>149451744
This is a broken buck desperate for legacy

>>149451780
He’s based he hates Long Island and loves his home.

>>149451785
His home doesn’t want him

>>149451794
Toronto loves hom

>>149451802
Toronto doesn’t love anything besides failure and blame games

Columbus needs to be relocated

>>149451802
Retard

>>149451828
>>149451819
you don’t understand loyality lol

>>149451824
Moving an entire city is unfeasible

>>149451836
Why did they take the captaincy away from him then?

>>149451824
They should be relocated too the deep south (Gary's sunbelt) but keep the name Blue Jackets.

>>149451836
Loyality is like loyalty but we strong arm you over your family

>>149451840
>Moving an entire city is unfeasible
no you're just lazy

>>149451836
Tavares is objectively the most disloyal player in the league.

if michael misa goes second, i'm done with this league for good

Thank you all for playing, but we're taking Schaefer and Hagens.

>>149451873
Why

Avs cleaning dead weight.

>>149451882
idk, just something to type

>>149449643 (OP)
>Was 9th place
>Suddenly shoots up to 1st place
Has this ever happened before in the history of the draft? Fucking Gary

>>149450998
Just like my soilers

>>149451354
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

What did Edmonton see here that was worth 3.85x8 with 4 years of a full NMC and 4 years of NTC?

Predict who you think your team is going to pick tonight:
>Vancouver Canucks select local BC boy Lynden Lakovic

Jack Quinn signs a two-year extension with the #sabres carrying a $3.375M AAV.

>>149452026
That’s such a weird AAV and term length

>>149451904
>rags

>>149452026
The Summer of Stan is all about keeping McMessi's group of friends together so that he doesn't bolt

>>149452068
Fire Lindstrom

I hope gary says "you're gonna want to hear this" tonight

>>149452120
The draft is remote this year

>>149452131
Then it better only take an hour

>>149452026
>soilers

>>149452152
Gary needs ad money chud

>>149452167
Oh, hello there, Gary

>>149452131
Because Anaheim is unsafe?

baklava is the best desert ever
fight me

>>149452197
They wanted to try it because the nfl does it every year but Gary wants to go back to having it in person next year because it sucks

>>149452215
Um

>>149452215
jen

>>149452215
Doubt

>>149452236
Huomenta but the opposite

>>149452215
Wtf its real turn on cnn

>>149452215
fake and gay as shit

>>149452251
Just like my kraken

two bong

Just started watching squid games season 3 no spoilers please. I’ll watch until draft starts :3

>>149452323
The asian guy dies.

>>149452323
They play some games

playing some doa5 survival mode before sinner and the draft

>>149449643 (OP)
whats he doing

>>149452323
the squid sprays ink on everyone

the bud sprays 1 on trb

>>149452210
I prefer ice cream

>>149452377
i know this is korean because of the circles
japanese and chinese doesn't have those circles

>>149452450
I like baklava ice cream

>>149452462
well, aren't you clever

>>149452445
Sad

why are teams trading and giving up tons of stuff to move up in this draft when its one of the worst drafts?

yeah, thx, i'll have a scoop of didn't ask cream

>>149452487
Supposedly a top heavy draft. Meaning some plug from the 5th round will end up being the best player from this class.

>>149452445
Shoulda hosted it at my place. I've got lots of room for everyone.

>>149452445
Which celebrities are gonna be there besides charlie conway

Gary should do more neutral venue outdoor games

>>149452481
i have a keen eye for circles

>>149451614
No.

>>149452516
Gonna have to clean up your gooncave for a prospects greenroom.

>>149452445
I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCING DOWN IN WEST HOLLYWOOD

cant wait for my sensies

>>149452527
Agreed. When’s he going to hold a game in Montana?

>>149452527
a heritage classic canadiens vs nordiques!avalanche would be so kino it hurts

>>149452462
That’s a good observation
t. 6 years of mandarin

>>149452215
Sturm and Drai!!!

>>149452527
Time for a sunbelt winter classic. Charlotte has outdoor skating during the winter, it can be done

>>149452630
thanks, bro!
it's my heuristic for solving asian pictures on timeguessr

>>149452599
me neither

>>149452644
Charlotte pulled off a quality hockey game in late June with the AHL. Props to them.

>>149452644
The winter classic next year is in Miami lol

I was thinking about learning Punjabi it’ll be Canadas third language soon. I can commentate nhl games and help grow the sport.

>the biggest change is an 84-game regular season and shortened preseason
>shortened preseason
>shortened
based gary!!!!

Incarcerated Bob says the Islanders have another deal pending.

>>149452779
That's awesome. It's not every year you pick overall, many franchises NEVER had that fortune.

>>149452779
ride to the top with Lou!

>>149452779
bud must be having the time of his life jumping around the islander bouncy castle

I'm a huge Islanders fan

>>149452698
it's an indo-european language, correct? should be easier than mandarin or arabic

>>149452026
This is so insane to me. I know he was injured and whatever but holy fuck that is wild.

>>149452779
Hope draftee's mums get on that and flash some gash

remote draft so the draftees will be in their homes?

>>149452215
>>149452828
>Full NMC years 1-4
>10 Team Trade List years 5-6
>20 Team Trade List years 7-8
Significantly more absurd than the Engvall contract.

>>149452779
Thanks Gary

>>149452527
Well they have 4 cities to choose from here :^) >>149449663

Think any of us are getting drafted this weekend?

>>149452936
Yeah

>>149452828
>>149452026
I think its just sunk cost fallacy. They gave up picks and shit for this guy as their big deadline acquisition and he did jack shit in the playoffs. If they just let him walk they gave up those deadline assets for nothing. So stan the man doubles down

>>149452955
Oilers are fucked. Keep Frederic at the expense of Kane and possibly Ardvidsson, and now Dobson got 9.5 million so for sure Bouchard is getting at least 10.

>>149452971
>at the expense of Kane
They just didn’t want that pos on their roster.

Las Vegas has Hagens going 4th overall at -400.

>>149453049
The Knights aren't picking 4th overall.

>>149453099
They paid $400 to get the 4th pick

https://x.com/frank_seravalli/status/1938719875494760729


LETS FUCKING GOOOO

>>149453141
Term seems kind of long but they didn't really have a choice

8 million for a 40point 30 year old lol yikes

>>149453141
Sad

>>149453141
>Sam Bennett's extension with #FlaPanthers: 8 years x $8 million.

>>149453141
so Bennett got about twice what Frent Trederick got...

>>149453191
And 17% less than Noah Dobson

>>149453184
Not sure if you guys are keen to risque jokes but I'd give her my extension if you know what I mean.

>>149453191
Bennett left the finals with a Cup and a Conn Smythe while Trent left with 0 points and a broken heart. Makes the Bennett contract look like a steal.

no 1st rd picks
>rags

Flames traded bennett for nothing

Can’t stop contemplating ppc

Doesn't the new CBA limit the longest term you can get?

>>149453223
We beat the oilers

>>149453211
>rags betting on their pick being higher next year

o I'm laffin

>>149453223
Just like my islanders

>>149453223
Yet nothing is somehow better than being tied down to the Huberdeau contract after the Tkachuk trade.

>>149453243
7 years, 6 if ufa

>>149453243
Yes, 1 year less than the current limits

>>149453223
tkachuk and bennett were never going to win a cup in calgary because alberta just has that loser mentality

Flames are winning another cup next year

>>149453254
Brad Treliving is literally retarded. And leafs are retarded for hiring him after what he did to my flames

>>149453268
>>149453270
so these extensions are not part of the new deal then
gotcha

>>149453294
New CBA starts 26-27

>>149453293
Boston Pizza isn't even that good. I can't comprehend why a team facing so much pressure to preform would look to him to guide them.

Has anyone been tasked with posting pics of the hot moms and sisters????

>>149453289
This
Flames are 100% making a run in the playoffs next year. With Wolf it's guaranteed

>>149453327
>F

>>149453332
Yes!

School made me do some kinda test to see if I was literally retarded

>>
>With Wolf it's guaranteed

>>149453349
I see you failed

>>149453349
I'm guessing if youre then you passed so congrats

>>149453349
Go Flames!

Will each team have a special "batphone" to tell Gary their picks? I don't think all the teams have Gary's phone number.

>>149453372
They're all in the same minecraft server right now

>no playoffs
>no first round pick

ALL BY MYSELF

>>149453372
They post the pick on /hoc/. Gary has interns here monitoring

>>149453402
Was it worth JT Miller?

There is nothing wrong with being literally retarded

>>149453099
Retard

>>149453426
whatever you say, retard

>>149453406
I hope they don't get the 10 minute captcha lmao

Lightning Acquire:
Ryan McDonagh and J.T. Miller.
Rangers Acquire:
Vladislav Namestnikov, Libor Hajek, Brett Howden, a 2018 first-round pick (Nils Ludkvist D), and a conditional 2019 second-round pick


YIKES ON BIKES

imagine winning the stan lee the year before the bonus doubles lmao could never be my leafs

where is the draft stream?

>>149453474
it's on e!spn

>>149453365
Thanks bud.

Frens... please listen. The draft is about to begin and I wish to extend my extremely important message to every single /hoc/ fren that is here currently so the maximum amount of you frens are there to see it before next october we get to be together

>>149453502
Thanks fren

>>149453402
Really suck that when we got the 1st n 2nd overall, Laffs & Kakko were busts, fellow Ranger fren.

>>149453502
There is no need to get overly sentimental. Free Agent Frenzy is right around the corner!

>>149453502
Enjoy this extremely important draft, Finfren

>>149453502
I forgot to mention that it's an extremely important thing for the next thread, cottage, countryside and beer is playing tricks on my brain frens :)

>>149453502
thanks fren :)

>>149453502
What beers did you decide on tonight Pekka?

>>149453502
>>149453548
Why don't you two hangout?

got my chicken pot pie in the oven, looking forward to the draft!

>>149453523
>>149453531
>>149453534
It is important for my flyers because if hagens drops to #6, flyers get a sick haul from islels frens. Off-topic, I read about Schaefer and he seems like an absolute good dude who has faced a lot of adversity and I hope the maximum best for him

Suomibro has the best apu folder

Jameson Olive
@JamesonCoop
·
10m
#FlaPanthers signed through at least 2029-30:

Barkov (29-30)
Tkachuk (29-30)
Reinhart (31-32)
Bennett (32-33)
Verhaeghe (32-33)
Lundell (29-30)
Jones (29-30)
Forsling (31-32)

This team already has 2 Stanley Cups

>>149453564
Fren, I'm a normie who has lurked here since 2010. I have no frens who enjoy /hoc/ and in a way this is a place where I am back in 2010 again

>>149453141
>>149453184
>sixty-four million adopted puppers

>>149453598
What will they do for goaltending?
Bobrovsky can't dominate forever.

>>149453613
they literally just traded for Bob Jr yesterday

>>149453141
holy freaking based

>>149453631
Tarasov is not Bob jr

>>149453613
You haven't heard of his new partner, Daniil? Fresh off the academy, his father was an officer too, and a damn fine cop at that. Bob's taking care of the kid just like his old man took care of Bob.

>>149453598
Wow

That feel when i don't have something to distract myself and am alone with my thoughts for a moment

how long until the cattle auction

>>149453670
Blue Jays are on in 30 bings

>>149452779
they should make the top 20 prospects sit on the ferris wheel and when they get picked they get off and walk to the stage

>>149453664
kek

>>149453502
I ordered a kitties jersey literal minutes after the whistle and today I got a mail from the store that it was out of stock. I will never forgive Gary for this betrayal.

Could the next thread be flames themed please. Connie is about to do something.

im watching the alouettes game tonight jsyk

>>149453699
You are one of the OG kitties fans I remember

>>149453709
Yes!

who should my flyers take?

I took picture but I am saving it for the next thread for maximum frens

>>149453721
Then why doesn’t he already HavE a sweater

>>149453650
Theyre from the same town. Bob will teach him to stop mcgaykid.

>>149453699
Gary can't be fucked to ship to the North Pole.

I want a CHL jersey. Rockets look cool. Ogopogo logo

>>149453726
Me. I might not be the fastest skater or have the best hands, but I will give 110% every shift

>>149453748
Welcome to philly bro

>>149453613
Spencer Knight was already supposed to be that guy but he turned out to be legally retarded

>>149453726
Frondell but flyers should definitely trade with isles for the two other 1st rounder, giving flyers frens 3 total 1st round picks

I only know the cities that have hockey teams

The draft is about to begin. Gary gives his interns the nod to power on the computer, which still runs Windows Vista so it take a while to boot up and connect to the wifi.

>>149453737
I have a sweater from last year. Just not a jersey. Yet.

who is the #1 bust of this draft

>>149453744
Find a Macon Whoopee jersey

>>149453792
Anon a sweater and a jersey are the same thing in hockey

>>149453767
the teams really should hire private investigators to get the real low down on these prospects.

>>149453783
Because of hockey I know of places like Moose Jaw or Medicine Hat.

>>149453670
when i think of good people who should be surrounded by other good people i think of you

>>149453808
It literally isnt. THO.

>>149453795
Schaefer

>>149453783
I frequently mix up Ontario and Quebec

>>149453838
"Quebec" sounds french does it not?

it's up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6DItQw79ww

>>149453821
Thanks suomifren. You're the friendliest person here :)

>>149453859
jlmi

>>149453859
Well Im not. Time for some huomenta (the opposite).

>>149453859
Did he marry his sister?

>>149453849
Which is why I think it's the western one since the British controlled Quebec before Ontario.

draft in 5 min

>>149453911
uhh source?

This shit's gonna be more cringe than the NHL Awards

>>149453911
Gary's always fashionably late

ok get the show on the road

New thread when

>>149453898
eat cock discount finnish randy

scrambled eggs with pork for late lunch

NEW
>>149453935
>>149453935
>>149453935

>>149453926
they don't have that show any more tho

>>149453904
Just remember that that quebec is sandwiched between english speaking places
ontario-quebec-maritimes (nb,ns,pei)

>>149453822
Yeah they actually jerseys nowadays but hockey players used to wear sweaters so you can call the jerseys sweaters

what is this shit remote format? are they scared of LA or something?

>utah mammoths
ah yeah that happened