Thread 149456695

tuah

Just woke up from a nap did the flames do go in the draft?

That was a shit draft

>>149459584
Flames won

Habs won the draft without casting a ballot

I feel so used

>>149459577
Retards

your newsies :)

>>149459591
Retard

this is probably where gary put his hand for every photo with the players

The newest flameschads. Very strong jawlines, very impressive.

>>149459590
what's the rule on semen retention?

>>149459633
What’s up with their cheeks?

>>149459635
you either retain or you do daily flush, no in between.

>>149459635
double penetration with a third party

>>149459633
connie fucking cooked so hard
flames won the draft again

>>149459633
right looks like a terminator

who the hell is drew o'connor

>>149459666
connor o'drewvid

>>149459660
nah that's just a special rule for bedard only

>>149459666
quite a cool looking school creast, actually

Shannon said the flames got a b+ for the first round

>>149459626
nhlkino

>>149459689
But what did Larry say

>>149459577
So no real fix

now what

>>149459741
gonna have to get your entire third and fourth line injured rather than one first liner

>>149459752
Part two is tomorrow flames will win

>>149459752
we still have july 1st to look forward to
and then it is truly OVER

Thanks for growing the game Gary

>>149459780
>growing the game in canada
lol

>>149459780
i wonder when we will start to see more Sirs get drafted

>>149459797
Didn’t the flames draft one last year

>the re-manifestation of my ice bats is starting to take form


all you have to do

is believe

>>149459809
Yes and he’s elite

>>149459809
I can't tell if he's a Sir or Sir-adjacent

I wonder if connie will be pressured to leave the flames by gary. at this rate we're gonna be a dynasty...

>>149459834
he's half indian half asian

>>149459829
Retard
>>149459834
Definitely a sir

cm punk came out to basic thuganomics

>>149459834
He’s the next dobson

>>149459834
Bad luck with that nose. I guess he's doing alright anyway

last year's #33 and #34 picks were also san jose then carolina
carolina since dundon bought the team has drafted many russians and san jose took Igor Chernyshov right before the canes picked
will san jose take one of the russians(Ivan Ryabkin or Alexander Zharovsky) with #33 again tomorrow?

>passed on Hagens
>passed on Martone
>passed on Ravensbergen
>took Martin
>traded up for and took Reid
>took Lee
This is indefensible. Fire Barry Trotz.

>>149459921
Unlock it bud trotz is done with your franchise

>>149459834
Zayne!

>>149459951
Zayne isn’t signing in calgary

>>149459921
Trotz lost lol

>>149459837
Gary will never steal our convoy

>>149459962
Where he gonna sign? Pakistan?

De-noy-yay
I thought it was De-snoy-ers.
De-snoy-ers is funnier.

It’s actually scary how good the flames are at drafting under conroy

>>149460028
des noyers
of walnut tree

>>149460036
Gary thought he was so slick with Treliving thinking Conroy, an underling would just be Treliving 2.0 but little did he know that Conny can cook.

Now its too late and the Flames are destined for dynasty status.

>>149460128
>dynasty
more like die, nasty!

>>149460139
:(

>>149460142
is he the one who beat up a hooker in a hotel room

might as well go for a soda no body hurts and no body cries

>>149460154
No that was someone else but he did Coke I think

>>149460165
kwab

>>149460165
Sad

Draft winners
Chicago
Islanders
Flames
Sharks

>>149460201
did chicago finally get somebody for bedard to play with?

>>149460165
shell shocked, I see many years of therapy for him in the future

>>149460201
Retard

>>149460201
Islanders drafted a swede and a nig and the worst #1 overall this decade.

>>149460216
his mom died

>>149460216
>they’re bad picks because I’m racist

>>149460232
they're bad picks because they're bad

>>149460231
F

Islanders finally start making good moves and building their prospect pool and the basement analysts here are pissed.

>>149460216
>worst #1 overall
you think he'll be worse than Alexis Lafrenière?

>>149460128
Oilers are gonna witness our boys lift stanley's cup :)

>>149460283
He’s the next yakupov

Remeber when the racists were saying the sharks gm was bad?

>>149460216
Sad

>>149460310
He made the right move tonight

cool it with the antisemitism, folks.

Seriously what the fuck is this guy doping with? How is he THIS GOOD???

Retards wanted Grier to take the swed fradell

for me it's pam grier

>>149460343
mike grier would be better if he had the boobs of pam grier

>killing the EBUG
laffs hands wrote this CBA

>>149460377
Sad

Just got back from attending the draft, pretty fun despite how long it was

Only one prospect and his family was acting like a diva and homeboy didn't get drafted lol

Frondell was the chillest, after he got drafted he was hanging out in his hawks jersey taking selfies with all the fans

Who will get hired as full time EBUGs?

>>149460377
That story would only be a little bit less funny if they lost to a 42 year old zamboni driver who worked for the other team

>>149460283
I was actually gonna say that its the worst since Alexis Lafrenière. So maybe

>>149460281
>and the basement analysts here

It's called the Cum Cave. Not a basement.

When was the last time the first over draft pick was a defenseman who wasn’t a bust?

flames drafted this fella lol

>>149460444
Dahlin is a hard player to evaluate because of the Sabres stench and I think he did have one actually horrible year but he's probably about an average first overall.

>>149460461
I forgot about him

First round goaltenders are usually fake and gay but considering the Sharks turned Blackwood from a sub .900 tender to .920~ it makes me pretty confident the goalie coaches can at least squeeze a backup position out of Ravensbergen or at the very least develop him enough to flip his ass for a king's ransom once the goalie market truly enters its darkest moment.

Don’t the sharks already have a young goalie? What are they going to do with him?

>>149460446
Has a player ever refused to play for a team because they were a fan of their rival?

>>149460502
That guy that Philly traded to the ducks

>>149460492
They have two that might actually see real NHL time, Askarov and Romanov.
Askarov is pretty much a lock for their starter going forward, Romanov looks like an alright backup option but that's probably at best. You can never have too many goaltenders floating around your system when 80% of them bust in the minors, it was the 30th pick in a dogshit draft anyways.

>>149460310
yeah and i was one of them

Dustin wolfs silence says a lot about the quality of players selected this draft.

>>149460446
Revenge for the Oilers wasting Holloway

connor bedard's silence says a lot about the quality of dick i pitched him last night

>>149460586
Cope they got the capspace for Jeff skinner and arvidsson because they didn’t extend him

>>149460586
Just learning Holloway is from Bragg Creek
based

Mitch lost

>>149460640
Just like my islanders

101 days until the season starts

>>149460640
lost his smile

It must be weird to be drafted by a rival of your childhood team.

>>149460640
He's gonna get himself a qt virgin mormon wife in no time

>>149460343
based

Still can’t believe how fast the nhlpa folded lol. Marty Walsh is a good goy. #garywon

>>149460444
1973

>>149460640
>>149460658

who are the winners and losers of the draft?

>>149460691
unironically flames and islanders

>>149460691
losers: everyone who watched that shit

>>149460691
there is only ever 1 winner in the nhl and his name is gary

>>149460686
Unlock it bud

>>149460691
Only Gary because he got to pad out ad revenue for 4 hours

>>149460691
My islanders

>>149460660
traitor! he's now officially a canuck and he is declaring that he is an oilers fan!

>>149460725
Welllll acktshuallyyyyy

The Canucks now have the rights to sign him, but he doesn't have contract yet. So he's not fully team property.

>>149460731
too late he's been executed for his treason

>this team needs big changes they keep choking in the playoffs
>omg tavares welcome back lets run it back go leafs go!!! :^D

>>149460744
Why hasn’t Steve dangled yet?

>>149460795
He prefers to deke

>>149460795
he gets paid too much to act like a retard on youtube, also not to mention the sponsorship deals that give him money too.

What do terms do they use for dekes and dangles in other sports?

>>149460817
Sad

Tuesday will be the 10 year anniversary of Phil kessel getting traded to the penguins

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Who would be on the Mount Rushmore of goalies?

Is Gretzky the Greatest Player of All Time (a.k.a. GOATzky)?

What are the most embarrassing Leaf losses of all time?

Why would you choose to play in a small market?

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all busts

>>149460898
Sad

gary added fucking commercials to netflix during my trailer park boys

Ladies and gentlemen, your Calder trophy finalists

>Schaefer
>Martone
>Frondell

god damn sink in the bathroom has a leak there's always something. thank god for based youtube i'm sure i'll be able to figure it out

this is gary's league and you're just following it

I step on frogs

just relived this nice little moment in history: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlBsR1WIT0U

>>149461001
>laffs

>>149461250
based bayley :)

>>149461250
Fun fact, Stacy Keibler signed up to introduce REDACTED pick who was supposed to be me but I wasn't picked so she left for home without letting the league know because she feally was looking forward to meeting me :)

>>149461371
based

>>149461250
embrace debate, is bayley's ass big enough to fit gary's big nose?

>>149460849
is this chatgpt?

>>149460554
>Askarov is pretty much a lock for their starter going forward
what about 4giev?

>>149460817
>3.2k-52k
that's a huge difference

Who is this hottie interviewing schaefer

>>149461511
stormy buonantony (sp?)

she's from las vegas, nv and was the knights interviewer girl for a couple years and left to work for espn

>>149461511
i got 140 pounds on this twink, i could totally heem him

>>149461754
He is a child.

>>149461785
still could heem him

>>149461511
crying cause he has to live in bumfuck island

First draft day was boring af, I wanted more trades
Hopefully day 2 is less shit. And if that's shit too then hopefully free agency will be kino

CALL ME A SAFE BET
I'M BETTING I'M NOT

>>149461754
No you don’t and no you wouldn’t Dobson, you soft Swiss cheese pussy.

tell me more about your dead mom

nice selfie

>>149461830
His mom died then his other mom died

How long until the islanders are playoff bound?

>>149461882
Then he got drafted to the islanders
Poor kid must have made a monkey paw wish

>>149461891
Better than being drafted by the fucking Sharts or Rapehawks.

>>149461888
2-3 years

>>149461861
did he put red lipstick on for this photo?

gary

we don't sign our posts here

can

gary

suck

c-c-combo breaker

gary

can

suck

bedard

and

fuck

ron

every

monday

afternoon

>>149461891
He didn’t get sent to Siberia

>>149462337
Pretty much every player loves being on the island.

>>149462463
and yet their best modern player betrayed them

>>149462337
Yet

>>149459817
It could work if we can get more black people to like hockey

>>149462479
Best modern player and he did what exactly?

>>149462463
>>149462569
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>149462575
Thoughts on being a retarded faggot?

>>149462569
he didnt love being on the island

>>149462586
your 1 changed /hoc/ forever. you should be proud!

>>149462594
He didn’t love being on the island because he got more money in Toronto.

>>149462607
which makes me wonder why anyone would love the island

why do i feel like everyone overthought it big time and schaefer is going to ve a disappointment?
meanwhile the shorks have their new marleau-thornton 1-2 punch and they didn't even have to fleece bombston for it. plus adding another 1st round goalie to compete with yarik. doing everything right in their rebuild so far

>>149462677
>doing everything right in their rebuild so far
any results?

>>149462689
no, no cups yet

>>149462479
Jen he’s had less success on a team that is so much better on paper. The man has no soul and that is largely the leaf’s problem. You think he signed for so little out of team charity? Bullshit

>>149462689
it's year 2, there aren't supposed to be any yet

>>149459597
Quote Kevin Nash, circa 1992

no finns in first round this fennophobia has to stop

>>149462607
Islanders offered him 88/8 as well. I’m amazed how few people outside of islander fans actually know what really went down. They just think they’re pissy because he chose to leave

>>149462706
>if you lose you win

>>149462750
which finn do you think was first round material?

>>149462770
i don't know i'm just shitposting

>>149462757
He went from being a superstar to being embarrassed by his own team by being stripped of the C to taking an embarrassing deal. No one will remember him when he retires other than possibly for the lack of success his era had with such a stacked team

what r u doing until hockey season starts?? I'm getting my bicycle back from the shop today. 150 bucks. new front derailleur, 2 flat tires etc

>>149462806
>she paid for flat tires
i would've done it for free

>>149462784
>No one will remember him when he retires other than possibly for the lack of success his era had
this is how he would be remembered had he stayed in long island all the same

>>149462752
Check that - isles $88M over 8 years was better than the $77M for 7 years he took with the laffs which is now directly costing him just under $7M for next season or about half the total value of his extension. Jen

>>149462815
No, he would have been fondly remembered and a local hero

>>149462837
for being a loser!

>>14946281
lol

>>149462821
Master class in contract negotiations by Toronto. They knew JT wasn’t going anywhere - built houses/cottages, three young kids, etc. he didn’t want to move so they leverage that with a lowball offer and he bites for a 33-67% discount. They really treat him like shit

It needed an air raid siren going off as well...
>utah chimping out to a confused audience
>audio not working for some teams
>dead mom
>cancer
>gary shamelessly plugging movies
>lot of twinks with the same stupid hair cut
Got what I expected.

>>149462806
>new front derailleur
Boy bike shops must love you

>>149463246
>lost in the Western Conference finals in three consecutive years
>here's your trophy!
At least the jest turned things around but I'm pleased with my kitties repeat.

gm
last night was hilarious

>>149463371
Chevy would've deserved it too when noone but Toews wants to play in winterpeg

>wake up
>see my Sensies got an extra third round pick for moving down two spots in the first round
Neat.

We drafted a pink pony because that's what it takes, chuds.

barry trotz is a retard, kek

What did you think of Garry's new draft show?

>>149463748
it was megadoodoo

>>149463748
All around worse than before.

>>149463748
I raughed but they needed to move things along faster, I fell asleep near the end.

>pg 3 on a saturday night
dead general
dead sport

>>149463748
absolutely hilarious 10/10
they're going back to the traditional draft next year, apparently

>>149459951
My favorite was the announcer comparing the first Flames pick to Huberdeau. I'm sure Flames fans loved that.

>>149463321
What about tbe girl bike shops?

>>149463748
Los Angeles was a mistake.

>>149462806
>front derailleur
wut?

>>149462936
He's worth league minimum. The laffs overpaid.

>>149464247
Bait used to be believable

>>149464144
And doing everything remotely was like a covid draft party.

Who's drafting big Simon Wang in the second round?

>>149462936
Tavares is 34.
He's more than happy to get a 4 year extension.

>>149464408
Yeah, he's a cuck, on a cuck franchise.

>>149464498
Eh probably saw the death threats Marner received for wanting to get paid and pussied out

>>149461861
That’s my favorite song ngl

I thought last night was a smashing success for /hoc/. It was an awkward 4.5 train crash but would we have wanted it any other way?

>>149462718
>haha Le kevin nash victim joke
it was consensual chud

>>149464783
I'm so happy I decided to get drunk with the lads and read about the draft instead of watching it at home

Just took a lovely morning marner

>>149464408
Easy money is great money, he's not interested in winning.

>10 years no ploffs
>the strategy of drafting gay europeans who never play a single NHL game doesn't seem to be working
>I have an idea
>lets draft an abbo with a snapped achilles tendon
what's he on about bros

Matthew Schaefer is an incredible defenseman who could take control of an NHL game the way he does in the OHL sooner rather than later. The Islanders didn't galaxy-brain it and thank God. They need a prospect—and especially a defenseman—who can absolutely take over a game and impose his will on the flow of play the way that Schaefer can. If they handle this right, he's going to be a cornerstone of the Islanders franchise for a long time.

>>149464783
Another excellent Friday night, thanks Gary!

>the trent frederic rumors were real
oilbros...

I even actually like Jim Nill but Zito deserved GM of the year. Really unsure why the voting for those awards closes out so early.

>>149465143
Trashy disrespectful post.

Just saw a black lady with an aew tshirt

>>149465615
did you whisper no milly?

>>149464340
Expecting Chris Drury to be captivated by a tall man with five points

>>149465615
probably an old cody rhodes shirt

>>149465615
your mom likes wearing your old t-shirts huh?

Is it still wrestlefaggotry if its a woman?

Where did all the other /hoc/s go?

>>149465942
to /hoc/ heaven :)

>>149462770
me

>>149466221
I'd draft you to be my fren :)

no one like this teams

>>149465498
Probably so they have to analyze who they think did good job without knowing who wins in the end. And it creates more variety. If they waited until after the SCF, the winner would basically decide who wins individual awards too
>who was the best defenseman? obviously the guy on the team that won. who was the best goalie? obviously the guy on the team that won. who was the best gm? obviously the guy on the team that won. etc

draft pekka to ukraine desu

>>149466453
raped

>>149466510
idgi

>>149462750
Well that one guy was, sort of...
kek

my debbies pick today

gary gary gary
cant you see
some times your tricks they just hypnotize me

Day 2 of praying for the coilers off-season downfall

>>149466676
The chad stride.

>>149466676
OUR debbies :)

who are some of the better players still available for day 2?

>>149466676
which bust will they pick next?

>>149666666
remember when /hoc/ ran /sp/?

No

haha yeah neither do i

>>>/wsg/5910765
why does corey perry sound so weird

with finns you ___

So why were all the zoomers booing Gary Bettman when he came out on stage?

>>149467239
Lose

>>149467331
Retard

>>149465079
Your hair still dry?

>>149467239
have fun

>>149459650
they're doing their mewing

https://youtu.be/-0a1AVZ-DVM

Is there anyone that can stop the Flames?

>>149467745
Literally anyone

>>149467239
hit reindeer with your car for fun

any streams that show 2nd day of the draft?

>>149467815
Retard

>>149467867
Boooooooo flames booooooo

May smoke marijuana and watch day 2 of the NHL Draft

its too nice a day to waste inside watching busts

>>149467831
the stream of peepee coming out of my wiener haha because this draft is bad get it haha my wiener peepee stream haha

>>149467745
Nope. It's getting too extreme.

They cannot be stopped.

draft bros how we feeling this morning? Hope Gary cooks something splendid today.

>>149467998
what are your storming up for today big guy?

Enter

>>149468095
Lanny is the most based Albertan on the planet

>>149467831
onhockey.tv seems to have it, starting in couple mins

>>149468091
Probably go for a bike ride, read a book in the park, enjoy the sunshine. I should rewrite my resume and start applying for better jobs but that can wait

>>149468217
You should spend your life doing what you wanna do the most. Hopefully that thing is also constructive.

>>149468276
>doing what you wanna do the most.
So shitposting with frens on /hoc/?

>>149468192
Counterpoint: Bret the Hitman Hart

>>149468304
If thats really what makes you happy then yea

Flames are already winning day 2 of the draft

>>149468336
How can I make money by doing that

>>149468362
Buy an ad

is today going to be 12 hours long?

Do these guys still have to go in The Draft House?

>>149468362
Intern for Gary :) He doesn't pay us yet, but he always tells us that he might at some point

It’s always the retards

>>149468362
Be good at it. If you can't make it then i'm sorry buddy it was never meant to be

Is it possible to remove the player's name on an official jersey without damaging it?

>>149468430
thank god he's getting fired soon

lol

>>149468452
Retard

>>149468342
Can't wait all those great players will be traded to Florida in 2028.

>>149468468
Jen

>>149468430
>likes being in his offices and in his own confines

He's just like us

strap for my casio watch broke :(

christ these SN ads are cancer

>>149468549
my fitbit used to last a week on a charge now it barely lasts a day

>>149468051
Where is this from? How are those values calculated?

>>149468499
This ain't Treliving anymore

>>149468612
planned obsolescence is a damn scourge

>>149468657
Cody is going to fix this

>>149468657
Rechargeable batteries have always had that issue.

>>149468675
you have a gayness issue I'm afraid

>16 minutes in
>no picks made yet
Retards

yeah day 2 of the NHL draft is a Bill Daly kind of event

we Chinese league now!

>>149468468
das rite

i got a B+ in my summer class!

they picked the wong player

>>149468696
how dare you

>>149468696
its Pride show some goddamn respect

>Chinese spy drafted
lol

boring fucking trade

>>149468744
What was the class? (this is important)

>>149468749
I have my yard signs out

hey bros'

>>149468759
Cope

is budget gary gonna be standing there for the next 12 hours

>>149468745
Jen

>>149468799
strap in bro

>>149468769
geometric positioning and tolerancing

This time next year McDavid murder-suicide in the dressing room

>>149468816
we don't tolerate angles here

Does eliteprospects lock you out if you look up too many russian twinks in one day anymore

Flames signed Punjabi Kevin bahl for 5 million

Six years at $5.35 million on an extension for left shot d-man Kevin Bahl.

/ourdemon/

Conny continues to cook

knights draft today

Flames won the draft
back to back draft goats we love the convoy

>>149468882
Didn’t ask retard

didn't ask

>>149468893
>>149468863
>>149468859
Ok it’s official flames won the offseason

>>149468851
Our Sennies did something :)

>>149468882
Coyotes don't

>>149468901
never in doubt

>>149468914
who?

>>149468895
>>149468896
no milly?

KWAB

actual player was traded

>>149468895
>>149468896

>>149468957
>>149468972
You will never be a woman

>>149468983
i'm ftm trans so thank you for the affirmation <3

>>149469009
The trans girl from squid games is cute

>>149468863
Under 6mil for a giant d man who plays good defense I'll take it.

Why do teams trade up in later rounds? The odds that the shit player they want to draft will still be there by the time they pick is pretty high.

>>149469063
Oneitis

deals getting made today, takes the steam out of Monday's frenzy.

Flames about to make waves soon

>>149469088
Only shit trades

>>149469093
C O N V O Y
O
N
V
O
Y

>>149468983
very true and your tranny fed has an aids ridden tranny KWAB

Speaking of buffalo where are their fans here?

>>149467239
WIN :DDD

>>149469134
aye

too many non-white kids are being drafted
the last bastion of Whiteness has fallen

fuckin Dubas is the most useless nerd in history he's not even smart! how did this guy get a job in the big leagues kid belongs back on SSM

THE YZERPLAN

Wow

hasek isn't going to be happy about these picks...

>>149469209
Gibson have anything left in the tank?

oilers on suicide watch lmao get fucked

ngl I forgot Mrazek was still in the league

detroy-it

>>149469209
>>149469211
Ol' Stevie Y's deadline acquisition justifies itself to the surprise of everyone.

>>149469221
He’s a numale

>>149469259
>Elliote Friedman

>>149469209
wow, Gibson finally got traded after all

Tongue issue?

Oilers will be signing carter hart

>>149469209
kids got 2 plastic hips what is Stevie boy doing

>>149469259
give me the lowdown on timmins

>>149469307
I fuckin hope so, unjustly prosecuted.
>Death to the demon Jessica Gaertner

>>149469335
He’s shit

>The fuckin weekend
wtf is wrong with swedes these guys created black metal now they listen to some androgenous freak from Canada, gay nerds! none of them are NHL ready or cup qualified.

>>149469307
how can I hold all these shit busts

bros flames are 6 picks away

>>149469307
We’ll see after July 24th

>>149469390
AWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149469390
>>149467900

I need to go camping

>>149469397
convicted guilty or not they should sign him anyways as a big fuck you to the kikes that tried ruining these kids lives

>>149469370
Retard

>>149469390
flames suck
blow it up

>>149469417
Yeah

>>149469418
yeah I forgot the great forsling! nu-swedes fuckin suck, dominated by finns.

"It's the freakin' weekend, baby, I'm about to have me some fun" - R. Kelly

17 picks in about 35 minutes

>>149469435
Another extremely feminine post from Rajesh93

>>149469412
F

Stettler or whatever his name was sorry you had to die after watching your team get swept in the third round like a bunch of bitches

>>149469457
feminine? well duhh were talkin swedes here

>>149469509
So you're trooning out for Swedish guys? Pathetic.

>>149469410
O N E
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Remember lads, subscribe to PewDiePie.

flames bros we got the most masculine swede in the draft

fumefags ruined /hoc/

Flames just won the draft

Finland are the defending Olympic champions and will win the gold medal again at Milan, beating Canada in the final.
Czechia will win the bronze match

>>149469601
I don't care. Deal with it.

>>149469600
checked
>>149469619
takes one to know one, faggot

That pick was for that one Swedish flamesbro here. Thats your guy.

Theo Stockselius is elite some have compared him to theo fluery

>>149469645
his name is literally
T H E O
H
E
O

raped fanbase

The Nashville Traders

>>149469537
literally not a swede in the world I couldn't fuckin heem

>>149469653
Look at those genetics. Gary bust be seething.

>>149469664
Flames fans have disowned this chud

>>149469699
he looks that Ozymandius nigga from watchmen
pure Aryan

>>149469664
anyone who wears merch for ANY candidate that isn't actively being paid by them is a cuck faggot lolcow

Yeah bring on the Finns, swedes are toast.

Andrei Svechnikov, what a terrible player to be compared to

>>149469697
With your butt or what? Faggot.

>>149469736
gotta wait at least until next round to see any of our guys

>>149469653
>>149469664
the resurrection

>>149469699
>>149469766
butt? of course the swede brings up gay sex.no wonder you guys cant win cups or tournaments.

>>149469799
Just like my islanders

>>149469664
>guy who was diddled supports a diddler

Many such cases

>>149469723
Ron Paul merch is immune to this

>>149469799
1993 kwab. Meanwhile we won in 97, 98, 01, 02, 08, 2019

decentralized draft is a horrible thing

>>149469821
don't call it a grave
it's the future (You) chose

>>149469825
What Swedish teams won a Stanley cup since 1993?

>>149469841
I just told you retard. Avs, Wings, Blues.

>>149469861
those are American teams that were 90% Canadian

>>149469861
Ah yes the Gotland Red Wings
I am sorry

FINNS ON BOARD WHOOO!

>>149469825
There are no swedish nhl teams
>>149469841
Based leaf

OUR FIRST GUY EBIN :DD

Lassie :)

>>149469835
***TRADE ALERT***
>Daly struggels to the podium looking disinterseted
>"We have a trade"
>complete silence
>Steve Yzerman has once again fucked his shit team over
>"wow"

Finnish pro scouts once told me bulju was the best draft pick since Mario Lemieux

>>149469874
Not a single Canadian.

>>149469881
>>149469895
Yes there are, Wings, Avs, Blues.

annual Carolina Hurricanes "woah this russian is gonna be so good!" draft pick that never comes over

>>149469835
Just like my islanders

>>149469905
Mango

Guys what's a bee game

>>149469925
>Yzerman/Osgood
>Sakic/Roy
>Ryan Oreilly/Binnington
Greetings from Brynas

Round 2 took about an hour

>>149469950
beeing ur self

>>149469699
aryan prince

>>149469950
Hotel Rwanda

>>149469959
Retard shut the fuck up already

>>149469945
bro they've drafted 33 Russians in the past 10 years and hit 2, Kochetkov and Svech. So grim it should be illegal for them to draft Russians at this point.

Noooo you can't draft a fat Russian malcontent! You just can't!

>>149469961
>and for round 3 we would like to announce a special guest!

>>149469986
dont fetish shame

>>149469980
why? are you admitting defeat? how swedish of you.

>>149469992
[muffled Hava Nagila in the distance]

>>149469986
+Nikishin

>>149470005
You are an AI

>>149470015
Nikishin has barely played

>>149470018
I am smarter than you sooo maybe

>>149470046
Fuck up bitch

I always turn this shit off eventually, do they even pretend to know who the 7th round draft picks are?

>>149470069
Yeah

Thread cuck?

>>149469244

* TOTAL SOILERS DEATH *

>>149470060
no Sweden I wont fuck your wife

>>149470185
But you let Swedish men fuck your butt?

>>149469861
Those were russian teams, swedecuck.

>>149470307
Kwab the Ruzzian dog bootlicker is back.

>>149470227
swedish men? doesn't exist

Sweden lost a war to russia

>>149470344
Oh is it Indian men only?

>>149470344
cope >>149469699 is more a man than you'll ever be

>>149470367
indian men? also don't exist

>>149470321
Wipe that globohomo cum off your face, swedecuck.

>>149470420
Poo of Spades tattoo?

>>149470420
Sure you do, raj.

>>149470466
>>149470466
>>149470466
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