Thread 149460100

Short king edition

Part Maori, through marriage..

>>149460070
How about a Grandma with an ass like a PAWG milf?

>>149460100 (OP)
OMFG that short kings cock needs to be in my islamussy right now

Daddyvera already bodied one roided out muscle midget freak, he'll do it again.

Charles has some serious evil energy this weekend.

>>149460113
damn, look at that fucking plump pregnant olivi

>>149460118
I jerked off to this womans nudes after Brasil posted her and let me tell you I felt an bit low afterwards

fabian edwards fight starting

WHAAAAAAZZZZUUUUUUUUUPP????

>>149460113
tf is a mawri, white people are so ashamed of themselves, they invent made up stuff to virtue signal and huff their own farts

The haka is terrifying. It keeps me up way at night. I have to drown my thoughts with ASMR videos to rinse it out of my kind

>>149460144
why? you think they just get to 60 and don't want to get fucked hard anymore? all the old ladies want dick, but dont fuck them its weird

>>149460175
Stealing this for tmr

>>149460184
It's the native people of New Zealand, the Max Holloways of NZ

>>149460175
WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149460194
*mind

>>149460175
WAZZZZZZZZZZZUPPPPPPP

>>149460195
Its not that b she was just an bit sloppy, bit of an butter and ham disaster

>Part Maori
>Under 400lbs

>>149460140
would be perf if she kept gaining and got a big old wop dumptruck

>>149460239
Maori's are leaner, like Hawaiins. Samoans and Tongans are the big mfers

the only moori I care about is the cow for my burgers heeyooooo

>>149460175
Whazzzzzzaaaaa

>>149460237
shit u too horny that time, neva again bro, i fapped to some ugly bitches i knew i regrret wasting a good fap

One of thing for shure, Schaub never felt ashamed of his german Nazi last name, he never once denounced the NSDAP.

>>149460184
I have worked on construction sites with them before and they always giggle, I have seen them eat a full hot chicken to themselves for lunch. Hawaiians, Fijians, Mauri’s, Polynesians. They are all cut from the same cloth.

Really nice people actually

>>149460219
Metzens works in the Starcraft and Warcraft 2 manuals are so godlike

one. more. hour.

>>149460292
glorious brazzas I must suck them dry

>>149460292
How exactly has an Irish person worked with Pacific Islanders on Conctruction sites

El Matador is coming for that belt. Double belts on my boy.

>>149460302
I’m an Aussie abroad

>>149460271
Youre right king.

>>149460300
OOO OOO
AAA AAA
Monkezilia wanna banana

>>149460315
Hey buddy can you stop impersonating me please?

El Cacador

>>149460293
>>149460293

What happened to that regarded white kiwi with the maori mouth tattoo on road to ufc? Did he ever make it?

>>149460315
Bro had enough money to move abroad and moved to Ireland

Jones turned down Saudi money

>>149460334
When people say that shit about white people not having souls, this is a prime example. Celebrating the downfall of a man who gave you everything and treated you nothing but well is sickening.

>>149460337
guy was like 5'2

>>149460356
bbbbeast of a reach on Kai Kara Trump

>>149460346
I will definitely be moving back to aus

>>149460354
soulless white boys guhhh so hot and emo like mgkelly brazza

>>149460354
That's why he moved on to prime Korean pussy

>>149460386
I’ll be concerned if he doesn’t stop memeing on the lead up to his next fight

>>149460399
He is not scheduled to fight anyone

>>149460386
Poatan is literally a 6'4 gigachad brazilian, he wouldn't stoop to asian bitches

>>149460237
Her vids are mad awkward scrubbing the toilet and shit rolling around on an exercise ball with no panties while her little dog jumps around.

night-night brazzas
I alhadulliliahj for Ilia while I sleep nex to khabib

>>149460407
I said if he doesn’t stop during fight camp

>>149460318
>>149460420
wow wow leaf you didnt tell that part wtf

Topiglet Bacon Bussy Bounce

>>149460356
Who's the skirt

>>149460480
Me with the Chuck Liddell shirt on

illi ilia apturo tapturo knocks charlie olives out in round 1. BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP

topruia ZEEMS his opponents.

anyone have that meme where jones keeps asking dana for more and more money to fight aspinal

>>149460354
It's called wags, the gook in pic rel is a good example of this, high paid athletes in general are preys for this type of women.

Ian garry is in that same position with his apezilian wife.

Topiglet zeems all the daddyjuice out of Charles' echinata

Tomorrow is going to be a snoozefest. I saw daners sceipt

bout to jeem

>>149460511
Don't leak ya smark

>>149460100 (OP)
Would this be considered a good or bad height cope?

>>149460504
It's called a prenup bud

>>149460507
daddyjuice? wow where?

>celebrates heeming charles... BEFORE doing it
https://x.com/Topuriailia/status/1938826861150118319

>>149460548
Wait your turn

What if Beneil Dariush goes full schizo with Moicano ?

https://vocaroo.com/1cH8Kd2Edw04

>>149460557
ok this is some over the top coping with some uncomfortable feelings hes experiencing regarding the fight

>>149460442
>>149460420

>>149460557
I have an bad feeling about this...

>>149460559
oh I don't know if I can wait>>149460557

>>149460557
White people are so corny lmfao

>>149460557
people forget he had himself as champion on his intagram bio before fighting poolk

Tomorrow at this hour new pics of heemed shartles will be available

>>149460569
uncomfortable feelings? my boy is ready and confident. el matador is scared of nobody.

>>149460569
from what ive gathered he likes to act like his victory has already happened as a psych up

>>149460618
It sounds like black magic to me not a good look

we are here
https://play.sooplive.co.kr/roadfc999/285372606

>>149460480
>>149460487
Iceman baller T >>>>>>> Tapout/Affliction extra medium T >>>>> Human shit smear >>>>>>>>>> Reebok official UFC T-shirt

>>149460118
What the fuck is this!? I want to feel the same shame Canada did. I need to

I want Charles to win, but I have no confidence in his chin and shitty defense.

>>149460611
It's his first time fighting a 155er at 155
Charles is arguably better than everyone he's fought save for maybe Volk
Lots of uncertainty here

>>149460645
The nigga was getting heemed by chandler

Gonna start wearing my fight kit to the bar.

>>149460657
the lads will like that

>>149460650
Mikey C is on way better gear than Topturia

topuria is gonna be in a WORLD of trouble on the ground. better protect that neck boy.

>>149460607
I fucking love cowgirls

>>149460669
Charles is looking for that butt

>>149460669
topuria will never touch the ground, I fear

>>149460587
>caucasian churka with a latina sudaca wife
>white

>>149460682
Are you implying oliveira will disintegrate him??

>>149460643
Dont do it b. We respect you here.

>>149460683
Whiter than you Algie.

I feel so bad for Charles

>>149460113
Kai Kara-Aotearoa.

>>149460699
He's going to knock out Topuria and cement himself as the 3rd greatest lw

>>149460557
Standing in the seat, now I really want him to lose, a stagg member should have told to get her the fuck off

Charles kicks harder than Jai Herbert. Bet the mansion.

>>149460695
Honestly ?
Not even
Even i look whiter than topuria
Topuria look like the typical nafri racailles/ratus you see outside here

>>149460683
>latina sudaca wife
I was about to talk shit for some reason even if im mexican and my gf is sudaca. Maybe I have hate in my heart bros...

>>149460649
godlia sleemed the left guy

>>149460699
Its cool b he will be acquitted of murder after they rule Ilias death was accidental

>>149460694
Well I literally can't do it because you guys won't even give me her name. Hell me out

>>149460722
Hoenstly I dont remember, Its Heidi something I think

>>149460711
his brother looks more aryan

>>149460557
I think Apturo is great both in the cage and out and I'm probably picking him because I think he's way more skilled on the feet than Charlie, but I see this pic >>149460100 (OP) and wonder "can't Charles just lift his knee and knock him out?"

>>149460722
686885868933230593

This is a great match up, 317 will be fun :)

After much research, I've settled on the conclusive GOAT list.
1. Volk
2. GSP
3. MM
4. Merab
5. Pisslam
6. Ilia
7. Aldo
8. DC
9. Khabib
10. Max
11. Anderson Silva
12. Fedor
13. Stipe
14. Poatan
15. Marty

>>149460607
Who's the bint

>>149460769
kek

>>149460742
He looks exactly like an arab

>>149460779
but he's 0% arab

>>149460770
Ms Schaub you cazzie cocksucking slob. Respectfully.

>>149460735
Well I'll try and find her from that, it's not looking good though

>>149460769
this is the highest level of psychological warfare
two men refusing to back down

>>149460801
Two men backing down is superior.

>>149460786
Well I look exactly like Luke Rockhold and I'm not a well respected cage fighter and model

>>149460790
OF?

>>149460811
Impersonate him like the guy who impersonated messi and got a lot of pussy. Im sure theres plenty of lasses how want some Luke Rockcock

>>149460810
Many are saying this.

Literally eating yogart right now haha

>>149460857
Don't have to do that yet I'm at the stage where I trigger maternal instincts and father issues with my utmost power

I’ve gotta piss

Hold on

Ok done

bro who actually believes this finnish brazza

>>149460118
I'm waiting

>>149460714
Woah.. WOah.. WOAHHH, he knocked out the guy that got knocked out so hard that it got Dan Hardy fired?

>>149460292
What the fuck are their problems?

>>149461018
Well not (You) but keep projecting lad there are 8 billion people in the world heeming minge is instinctual to the species

>>149461032
trinaldo has a win over felder, who has a win over charles... there are simply levels you've got to understand.

Finald likes hookers. This is estabilshed lore.

UFC needs an open-weight, open-race belt

>>149460504
no one replaying that crap so she got nothing. maybe /box/cels are onto something

>>149461097
You're thinking about Black Toby b I just fill my void with slut attention getting stoned and occasionally watching Friday Fights

Maoriposting is going to be out of control once Kai wins

>>149461152
Oh...well....based then

>>149460534
In America, judges wipe their ass with prenups, probably the same in yuropooristan

>>149461169
Mario Bautista posting?? ye ok

im really worried about charles :(

>>149461179
A woman can only take 55% of your shit. That means he burned $45 million on sneakers and bottle service.

if charles doesnt finish him all hope is lost

all hope is kill

>>149461172
Has it's ups and downs bappa like a p4p ranking system

it's up

>>149461271
>Caio is literally almost his same height
>Has an elite jab
>A good grappler
Call me crazy, but Caio beats any version of Gynosanya

>>149461271
>shitty kickboxing
>name too shit for parody

There is like... way more cringe on /heem/ these days
What happened?

>>149461271
>Silva heems Volk
>Ruffy heems Hooker
>Borralho heems Izzy
>Ulberg decisions Prates
3-1 nerds

>>149460767
never show your face here again with those shitty takes

The black mold is spreading from my ceiling onto my walls now help me

>>149460504
the law is jewish. the law is demonic. NEVER abide by the law

>>149461372
>help me
nah

>>149461372
Stop insulting me, I'm all the way in Europe, how could I be doing anything to you?

>>149461398
>britain
>europe
pick one

>>149461372
call someone

This was earlier but its worse now you guys think I should get febreeze

>>149461448
imagine being heemed by microscopic organisms...

>>149460557
He has truly already won.

At least Charles will do better than Volk and Max

>>149461448
you posted this shit yesterday you dumb canacuck

It's tough being Maori.

fyi

breaking my 176 day sober streak to get absolutely cunted for tonights card, off to pick up my gear soon

>>149461412
It's ruined but don't be so smug, America is fucked

>>149461475
>>149461448

>>149461475
You can literally see them hahahaha. Also never got the flu?

You silly Goose

>>149461629
why not keep going?

>>149461573
Pantojabros, i'm worried...

>>149461649
because man is fallible

>>149461665
Would be hilarious to hammer fist him directly in the face as he does this thing

Tick tock

>>149460579
Who is this petite artiste? She looks like a respectable young lady

>>149461691
Can you post this reaction image to me tomorrow at exactly 13.00 please?

>>149461700
I';ll try ##


Charles isn't winnign this fight, B. Though I respect the hustle.
I put £100 on Payton, which is probably just as foolish. Actually, not quite as foolish, but still.

will ilia do it again?

Also:
>actually going out of the house to place your bets
Hespect. Why not just get a betting account online?

>>149460557
Counting his chickens before they hatch huh...his hubris will be his downfall.

>>149461716
Charles will meet Ilia's challenge, and then get KO'd. After beinghumbled by Islam, in a fight in which he, Charles, fought timidly, he, Charles, will not fight timidly again.

>>149460557
He is so based.

>>149461744
loves his commas, him

>>149461792
when exactly did this cracker start making his 2% Maori ancestry his entire personality?

>>149461811
i dont know but its so fucking cringe its entertaining. absolutely everyone around him has to be thinking exactly what we're thinking. on the embedded team he calle dup the "all blacks" and started talking in tongues.

>>149461715
That's was dumb, definitely can't compare your bet to mine. We'll see you tomorrow anyway. Big hug :)

>>149461792
I like Kai Kara and his manlet rage. But I think Panjota still beats him.

>>149460557
Unboyed
This is mental illness at this point and not the fun kind like with Tony Ferguson.

KWAB Charles is gonna starch this retarded manlet

>>149462054
imagine if that really happened

What are the odds Jon Jones tries to enter T-Mobile Arena to start some shit?

Lots of disrespect from Charles. Reminds me of Kh*bib refusing the glove-touch with Tony in the octagon.

HEEEEEEEEEEM

>>149461936
the problem is he thinks he's black

>>149462104
0% he's playing grabass in bangkok
>>149462054
that is out of charachter. wtf. they were talking family in the sauna brazza u no dis

>>149461271
Why are women like that ?

>>149462165
je comprends pas

I'm tired but that was worth staying up for, unbelievable main event!

>>149462178
AMERICAN MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Gurutroons why does Tom Aspinall keep doing interviews with Ariel Helwani have we been used like a drunk slapper at closing time

>>149462132
What about me? I'm the real deal though.

You morherfuckas better start bowing down and stop talking sheeiet, I'll pull my hat out on you. There's only one real black man. Watcha gonna do? Ya heard meh

>>149462165
>gf
Wot

>>149462214
mais oui. par exemple, bon voyage. voila, je suis Americain

>>149462138
Hey retard he is the USA find someone else to parasocially seethe over like a tubeslop streamer. Disrespectfully

This is actually too funny kek. I hope jahmal never ever retires

https://youtube.com/shorts/9IJQiju7vdQ?si=psfOHGRvsrcM2EVU

>>149462298
How did you get the SEA children to trust you despite your skin affliction

>>149462317
you're unhinged buddy. what do you think you're doing here you slant eyed fag?

>>149462335
you're a mongoloid yourself, answer your own question.

>>149462335
>How did you get the SEA children
Fuckin weirdo

Tom Aspinall called Islam Makachev a piece of shit the (((Ariel))) show

>>149462335
I threatened them, I'm black. Durrrr

>>149462443
Every SEA I've met is really racist to your sort maybe it's your Lahndahn accent

>>149462429
See >>149462288
It seems like Retardsson isn't a loyal friend and will say anything to be relevant many such cases

I want to apologize on behalf of all Finns. This is very embarrassing behavior from a single individual. He does not represent all of us.

I don't have a London accent

>>149462394
Hmm good point but I am repulsed by haps and would never accept chocolate from one

>>149462462
>we finns
Waria abdigadir

if one person from a country you just so happen to live in and/or have been born in does something wrong, then you are fully implicated in that.

I slept 3 hours and woke up full of energy

>>149462490
you will crash in like 2 hours

Awfully quiet from the guru brigade vis a vis Aspinall basically living on Ariel's couch a la Lord Jamar and Vlad

>>149462490
>>149462497
I always did this in my younger years with the coffee cop. Like it will keep me up. But by 8am I was always falling asleep

UFC Penis

UFC Vagina

Liver King was actually gonna do it.

>>149462620
Phwoar

>>149460302
How have you never left your state you pathetic cunt.
>>149460315
poof

UFC Bussy

>>149462671
Eww

UFC Anus

>>149462737
Haram bludd

BAPBAPBAPBAPBAP

Woke up and already stuffed my face with a thousand calories, I'm a heavyweight

>>149462630
What am I looking at here on my turned on monitor

What's you guys weight class? No cutting
I'm between light and welter

>>149462833
I consume like 4-5000 calories a day. I'm a big fat piece of shit.

>>149462961
Height weight?

>>149461573
he is at the very most 1/4 coconut. this sort of larping is disgusting

>>149462961
Have you tried fork put downs to failure

>>149462630
>>149462842
The Liver King was arrested for terroristic threats against Rogan. He was traveling to Austin to fight joe rogan and was live streaming constantly. In the livestreams, he was saying 3 people needed to PAY and get what they deserve. (netflix director, Rogan and Derek from More Plates More Dates). I think he believed the Documentary was going to restart his career and make him look good, and genuinely had no idea it was going to be a Tiger King type of thing, so now he's had a breakdown.
As he was leaving, was pacing around with shit on his mouth and drooling, and had a box he said was a GIFT for Rogan. In one frame of the livestream, the box was open as the camera panned and someone screencapped that a pistol was in the box. So that's why he was probably arrested.
Probably planning a Joker ending moment.

>>149463035
>The Liver King
literally who? God I hate zoomers

>>149462961
start fighting
you could probably make the top 15 in the heavyweight division

Just remembered that Schaub got sued

>>149463052
Lmfao

>>149462955
obese

Die Legende will destroy the Affe.

>>149463065
Schaubs fucked. Committed fraud to help the hostile takeover of a cbd brand for 100 grand. Beast move

>>149463049
I think he's more for boomers b. He's why Mark Coleman sun bathes his bawls and eats raw meat.

I'm gonna have a long fucking day

"Standing on Mana"
Like magic? Is he gonna cast spells and shit in there?

qrd on the schaubsuit?

>>149463035
I he had shot Rogan, I would’ve started eating exclusively raw meat and shitting in the woods immediately.

>>149463230
From another thread >>149453158

>>149463035
Prob really for talmbout Ariel Helwani

Human beans take a schaub

>>149463302
This man seems based to me

>>149463272
>paying Schaub 6 figures for some Instagram posts
>Schaub not even getting that shit done
>Some Dagis forming an elaborate scheme to get control over a CBD company
>Schaub doing business with these rats
All involved parties deserve the worst possible outcome

>>149463035
>>149463272
>>149463302
what if brendan shaub is behind all of this

>>149463378
>>149463385

Who would win this gang fight?

>>149461811
Probably soon after he was ejected from White society for being a retarded spastic.

>>149463272
>PAVEL CHERKASHIN (partner of oligarch Magomed Musaev (not the wrestler)) took over the Spectrum CBD company by paying Schaub 100k to lie, in writing, that he still was a 10% equity owner of Spectrum and to vote out the CEO, who's suing schaub.
i don't understand how this even works, how would somebody be able to use the signature of a former 10% owner of a company to do a hostile takeover? surely the current board and executives could have stomped this out? sounds fake as shid, b. haydurs getting desperate

DDP is Maori.

Ilia Topuria vs. Charles Oliveira
Alexandre Pantoja vs. Kai Kara-France
Brandon Royval vs. Joshua Van
Beneil Dariush vs. Renato Moicano
Payton Talbott vs. Felipe Lima

>>149463499
It does smell a bit

>>149463648
Olives
Kkf
Van
Mociano
Lima

I'm fockin moari

>*cries*

>>149463648
Fuck off

>>149463648
Topuria
Kara-France
Van
Moicano
Lima

>>149463499
It's in the lawsuit under the plaintiff's "factual allegations".
>surely the current board and executives could have stomped this out?
From the other sources I've loog'd into, most other board members voted him out as well, schaub is under fire because he claimed in writing that he was still owner. Might be something that wasn't fully finalized, but with the original breach of contract and Schaub agreeing in writing, he would still be guilty. In the lawsuit, he states he has Schaub being retarded and admitting guilt in emails and recordings for discovery. Instances where he bargains to sign an affidavit about Cherkashin if he's absolved of any wrongdoing.
Here's the schaubsuit if you want to read it https://imgur.com/wHvMSVZ .We'll have to see if it goes and wait for more to come out and see if it makes it to trial.

>>149463810
Guess it's time he gets back to stand up circuit to pay this off

IT IS OVER FOR OUR BOY

>>149463810
Gringo Papi 2, coming soon to Netflix

>>149463854
Speaking of lawsuits it's Toronto's answer to Pat Barry

Joe rogan vs liver king for allll the marbles

>>149463427
Prates would lose to Ulberg because he's a light heavyweight... but because of his natural stalling and inactivity, he wouldn't dispatch him fast enough to help his old washed bros before they get heemed by the nerds, then they would soi swarm Ulberg and beat him up, sadly.

>>149463648
Chuck
Pantoja
Royval
Daroosh
Lima

>>149463810
He submitted a K1 form to the IRS about ownership lmao

Schaub will hold the keys in no time if he goes to pen

>>149463928
Talmbout the kyes to cabe b?

>>149463810
>Here's the schaubsuit if you want to read it
i'm not going to read the lies of some jealous broke bitch who lost his company. i'll wait for the guru summary

Schaubshank Redemption

maybach music

>>149463995
Kek

>>149463648
Topuria
Pantoja
Royval
Moicano
Lima

Cool Hand Schaub

>>149464037
Cool Hand Luke is a 10/10 movie

Once a quitter, always a quitter

>>149464042
Is that one the jamaicans bobsledding

>>149463648
Ilia Topuria
Alexandre Pantoja
Brandon Royval
Beneil Dariush
Felipe Lima

>>149464043
If shartles does his typical fall to guard the moment he gets hurt, it's over. We all saw how Topuria devoured The Wizard after he deployed a similar tactic.

>>149464079
oh he will fall down, but already unconcious

>>149461189
Ok here

Mario brothers

>>149463981
Don't care

>>149463648
oliveria
pantoja
royvall
moicano
talbott

>>149464043
People forget man, Islam was literally one inch away from getting chinned by Charles. A simple miscalculation because Islam's beard hides his chin size.

>>149464209
Skirt?

>>149461573
how is he maori if he is france?

>>149463218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7FpJphw2Yc
1:30
>Just standing in the back enjoying all of it
You can't make this shit up

Did he say his real name is James before he broke down in tears and made Olivi visibly arid

>>149464257
In Maori, the word for France is "Wiwi". Therefore you should say Kai Kara Wee wee.

ilia vs paddy will be kino

>>149463648
Charles "Illuminated by Porn" Oliveira
James Kaiwhare "Kai" "Don't Blink" Kara-France
Joshua Van Darkholme
Renato "I cannot afford chu fucking lose" (got paid more than Islam) Moicano
Felipe Ligma

>>149464338
Wow, interestng, even more when I pronounce W as P

>>149464283
I think he said when he was a kid he wanted an english name so other kids wouldn't make fun of him. So they picked james? Or else the real story is that James is his real name and he got his Maori name later after he found out he had Maori heritage and wanted to be a cool kid.

I am literally a guarani warrior brah

based machado

>>149464433
why does he keep doing that thing?

If I saw someone sticking their tongue out at me in real life I would LITERALLY, and I mean LITERALLY, fall into the fetal position and absolutely SHIT my pants.

>>149464393
Either way what a fag

goofsters be thinking the maori cloak mode is meant to intimidate

kek poverty hues pull up to a walmart like its a neiman marcus

>>149464485
kai kara pee pee thinks it's meant to be used to kiss other men. YUCK!

Honestly, I think it's pretty cool

>>149464485
The whetero gesture is literally meant to intimidate before a battle.

>>149464539
doesn't realize how stupid he looks. it's a shame

>>149464539
>>149464591
>>149464612
PAUL

FROM S CLUB 7

IS DEAD !!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hWCbtIXBrA&t=229

>>149464456
double digit IQ

>>149464694
THEY TOOK THIS FROM US

>>149464694
>>149464709
God damn nigga are all your childhood heroes fucking dead

KKF is a pasty ass white boy pretending to be brown

>>149464612
Ain't nothing hetero about that

>>149464694
And that's some form of entertainment for you?

>>149464721
Yes.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35600692/adult-star-kylie-page-dead-brazzers-tribute/

>>149464759
No. S CLUB 7 WAS THE BEST THING ABOUT YOUR SHITTY COUNTRY

they used to be boys

My childhood heores are dying in mass.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750157792030260.webm

>>149464776
>She brought light and laughter wherever she went and lived life to the fullest. Her spirit and energy will live on and continue to brighten our world (through porn???)

>>149464612
This nyuÅÅa actually knows what it's called LMFAOOOO

>>149464895
Her wall is brutal. I didn't know she looked like that in 2025.

We need to permaheem the Finland poster and donate his lung to Askren

>>149464809
>mma's not gay. this card's gonna be good you'll see...

>>149460728
I cn't believe do bronx is fucking dead

>>149464960
>>149464947
>>149464915
POST YOUR WALKOUT SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hWCbtIXBrA&t=229

>>149463427
tallison

>>149464776
OD or suicide

fucken hell cant decide between ilia and charlos

>>149463648
Charles Oliveira
Alexandre Pantoja
Joshua Van
Renato Moicano
Felipe Lima

My brain says Ilia. My heart also says Ilia because I'm not an emotional faggot like the leaf.

>>149465023
Drake bet on Charles, Chael picked Charles, Charles visited the barber on embedded. He is cooked. The curses are stacking.

>>149465034
its not emotional dumbass. my eye test is telling me charles is more confident and ilia is subtly shook

>>149464996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAUlCK8kuGU

This nigga hit his emote and his tongue was all yellow. Gross.

>>149465023
The main thing keeping me from making a final opinion on who wins is what problems does Oliveira present that Volk or Holloway didn’t

>>149465047
ilia don't get shooketh bucko

>>149464800
Factual post

>>149465081
im sensing ronda rousey energy in him from when she faced holy holms. not nearly to the same degree but subtly

>>149464930
I smoke about 3 to 5 grams of weed a day b they're not taking my organs

>>149463648
Topuria
Kara-France
Royval
Dariush
Talbott

Ilia Topuria is invincible

Has anyone ever been intimidated by the maori emote?

>>149465182
you

>>149465182
It gives me chills every time I see it

I’m back

>>149464032
most likely this

>>149465090
Uk look comfy in 2025.

>>149465095
i support eye test psychology as much as anyone, but you've got to have specific criteria, contrasted with a baseline of behavior

Will Frank Ocean break up with Payton Talbott if he loses again?

>>149465064
Imagine he does this one day when they do that dumb nose to nose face of crap without thinking kek. How awkward would that be

Zatsissy with his Dustumdaddy

>>149464776
'pays tribute' did he just rub one off or what?

>>149465305
omg brazza I weesh I waz there

Ilia Topuria will be the first triple champ

kek daner just uses the UFC to promote his side projects

>>149465305
>>149465323
>>149465325
CYRIL GANE FIGHT WITH A GIANT

https://instagram.com/p/DJ1gqrzqNMC/

>>149465305
We shouldn't mimic the dreadful queer

>>149465323
Don't bring your nasty ways here from your Home /b/

>>149465323
Kek

>>149465353
omg a finnish man brazza I go to finland right now

>>149465344
Imagine letting some deadbeat nigga live in your head rent free this much

>>149464845
Who are these people?

>>149463648
>Illa Topuria
>Alexandre Pantoja
>Rrandon Royval
>Renato Moicano
>Felipe Lima

>>149465344
don't worry son, I'm back from getting cigarettes we can be a family again.

>>149465368
I'm an englishman in New york(lithuania)

>>149465371
Russkies not allowed I'm afraid

OG TRIPLE OG

>>149465381
S CLUB 7.
You need to watch the show on youtube. It's pure kino.

>>149463648
Ilia Topuria
Alexandre Pantoja
Brandon Royval
Beneil Dariush
Payton Talbott

S Club Paul died in 2023 f*enchie wadder we doin here

Onions un hombre muy honrado....

>>149465476
HOLY FUCK S CLUB 7 ahahahaha you're alright bud

>>149465476
>S CLUB 7.

dude im maori bro maori btw. im not White im not White im not White im not White im FUCKING moari

whens fights?

>>149463648
Oliveira
KKF
Royval
Moicano
Lima

>>149465528
>>149465553
Why are you laughting ?
You country look like shit.

Who is the Charleston White of MMA?

>>149464776
Millennial pornstars seem to be dropping dead far more often than others

>>149465602
Kevin Holland

>>149465424
Really? How is it? I want to go, and was close to booking a flight for later on in the year but chose Bosnia. The women must be horrendously delicious.

white boys ashamed of their european heritage due to global jew programming so they larp as some other race is so fucking cringe. I absolutely hate kara france and ian garry for this reason. hope kara france gets violently heemed tonight

>>149465621
Because onlyfans women shame them now.
Porn is full of piss and fisting scene now.

I mean paige vanzant made millions with no sex scene.

>>149465588
It does? Wow never really took notice.

ilia topuria is over 6 feet tall i would say

>>149465637
Lithuania is stunning

>>149465707
a giant in his own right

The size difference if too big im afraid.
It will go down similar to Izzy vs. Jan.
Charles by submission or decision is the easiest money you will ever make.

>>149465733
Isn't Ilja heavier than Do Brooklyn

>>149465700
You are just angry because your generation fucking suck.

The early 2000 was full of perfect women.
Pic related is tina from s club 7.
My country gave the world alizee before the collapse.

Your generation suck

Alizée is a fine piece of minge

>>149465787
2004 called. They want their big dick finn back

i need to stop jacking off

>>149465787
What was her fucking problem ?

>>149465756
Don't believe anything these mmanlets say. The stats are complete bs.

>>149465796
>21 years ago
It ain't right

>>149465875
I'm keeping the party alive brother
*listens to korn and slipknot by myself in an empty room*

>>149465875
>>149465905
Bradley still look good at 50.

>>149465758
im born in 1991 why are you going off on me you should be more compassionate

He gave her the ick

It's funny because she's just a whore but act like she's a queen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uxg1diMb38&t=329

>>149465675
Zoo wee mama!

>>149465637
sorry, I lied, I'm Lithuanian. But come visit Lithuania(Vilnius)

>>149465955
We are going to make it bro. DOn't give up !
Fuck the zoomers and boomers !

>>149465955
>1991
based year desu maybe one of the best years ever

chama

>>149466084
Kaunas mogs Vilna

>>149466140
I fingered all these girls in a Montreal nightclub

>>149466156
S club 7 was kino indeed.

>>149466140
3, 4, 2, 1

>>149466181
Sorry indian bro but Tina is for aryan men only.

>>149466167
to each their own, I just feel like people are friendlier in Vilnius and he would have better time there. Kaunas still have a little bit of that old mentality

>>149466211
Indian? french aryans? what are you talking about man?

reports say islam is struggling to put on mass

>>149466227
You are a indian.

>>149463995
Underrated comment

>>149465182
It actually looks pretty cool when the all blacks do it, actual mauri’s at 100-140kgs doing it as a group in the most winningest team in any sport ever. People get intimidated as fuck when they play the all blacks

>>149466278
nah b are you?

How many bong before Robocop ?

Also this fight will decide if Illia is a better striker then JDM (I doubt it) that would be a beautiful fight though

>>149466321
I'm a octagon. Just like Tina from S club 7.

>>149462011
I think he just exploits a bunch of psychological tricks but due to superstitious believes that coincidentally overlap: if you say something, your unconscious mind kind of believes it even if its not true or if youre only saying it ironically, so Ilia says this kind of shit pretty much to manipulate himself into being a bottomless pit of confidence. And its known that confidence gives a huge edge in sports.

>>149466223
I'd be more concerned for the Lithuanian people than for Black Toby he seems to have a good time wherever he is

barber fucked my beard up. better be some good fucking fights tonight

>>149466339
Even koreans can't stand them rat hebrews, imagine being such a despicable rodent even kimchi niggas can't stand you.

>>149466227
>>149466278
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>149466433
How infuriating

>>149466436
>wmma

For me It's tracy cortez.

>>149466436
The vassal states are turning on each other how delicious

>>149466433
Should’ve picked Blanchfield

>>149466513
This is shite

>>149466433
What nationality was your barber? Spicy jeet? (Paki)

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPYYYY Y

>>149466513
this is badass

>>149466527
arab, gave me typical arab beard with high neckline and very straight lines

fucked my shit right up. going to take me months to grow this shit back

>>149466479
>>149466513
Manuel ferrara really need to kick that dude ass.

/box/ OWNS us

You anons don't shave their own head and face? am I the only one?

>>149466436
>koreans
nah just retarded leftoids and korea is full of them

>>149466593
I’m not balding so I’m don’t shave my head…… I do a mighty fine beard shave though with trimmers

''Maori'' is a made up word that swarty cracker made up to cope with being a mutt, it's literally an anagram for Mario....like Mario Bautista

>>149466583
>boxing commentators so shit they need to use MMA CHADS
no we OWN them

>>149466564
Iraqis are the worst in my experience

>>149466617
I was bald at 17.

>>149466593
last time I go to a barber for beard I can tell you that much

>>149466593
I used to have an extremely short buzz cut before covid but started growing it out since then.

>>149466603
>tf
>tp
How much jew jizz are you planning on guzzling before 2030 hans

>>149466636
I’m 29 and no signs yet, my father and my brother are bald though but they smoke like chimneys and I never have

>>149460557
He did the same with volk and look what happened there

>>149466593
Haven't cut my hair in 3 years

>>149466593
Havent shaved or trimmed either since 2024

>>149466636
I'm rocking the Mcdonalds hairline

>>149466677
watch out we've got a barbarian over here

>>149466564
why didn't you fight him?

>>149466706
I can't grow a beard, so I look like Link from Breath of the Wild.

>>149466654
if you care about shitskin conflicts you are either brown or a leftoid, simple as

>>149460100 (OP)
New

>>149466739
>>149466739
>>149466739

>>149466735
I care about paying for them with non existant money you disingenuous retard

>>149461573
It’s because I’m iraqi

>early
>french
Someone make a real one.

>>149466735
I notice people that say this don't ever argue for disengaging financially from Israel hmmm

>>149466788
Weird isn't it?

>>149466771
That flag always appear when i make a thread. With the same post.

Are you a fucking bot or AI ?

>>149462630
It would have redeemed him if he had ko’d or even killed joe

>>149466820
You know who i am.

>>149466593
my hair reaches my waist its long as fuck

i find it funny how wrestlers obsess over blast doubles, body locks, sweeps, and judo trips, when a low single is arguably the safest and most efficient way to land a takedown
like brother, just reach down and grab his ankle, he's not even thinking about defending it

>>149466564
Why are you choosing new barbers at 40 years old?