>>149460100

>>149466739 (OP)
First for Mario Bautista

First for Finland

praying the maori larper gets heemed

I’m going to auschwitz in the morning so if I have to piggy back seeing Charles lose into going to that fucking place I may as well stay there if you know what I mean

>>149466825
It's in poland mate

First for Topuria brazza

>>149466825
S club 7 was the only good thing about the uk.
there's always been stories about s club 7 getting shafted pretty hard by their management, compared to other pop stars at a similar level none of them made a huge amount of money relative to their success. there was an intreview with them back in the day where their manager stormed on set and stopped the interview when the subject of money was mentioned.

>>149466825
Did you make an antisemitic tweet

People that think that charles has a chance should be ashamed of their selves

>>149466847
Correct, Irish SIM card/cell tower

Knuck in 3 bongs

>>149466791
Pink Floyd's "The Wall"

I wish I could permaheem every fucking seagull in existence.

>>149466825
There is a pool there and a theater, it's not as bad as you might think, if someone farts in one of those chamber just break the wooden dars to let beans induced gas flow out if you know what i mean :)

Manlets that think that ilia has a chance should be ashamed of their selves

Topupu platter

crawford vs canelo, who we got?

Uh sorry guy but I can't watch the fight, I got a date....

toputa

>>149466893

Hate to admit this, but any big tittied gal could mind control me no problem

>>149466916
With your rabbi? dude if he starts sucking you off, push him away, he is after your foreskin buddy

>>149466914
canelo is getting long in the tooth, but crawford is longer mane

>>149466916
>things that never happened
I would 100% ditch this fight (or any fight) for a chance to blow my load though

>>149466916
2009 is the last time i had sex.

>>149466965
How is that even possible

>>149466914
The fans will win that one

>>149466965
kino beard, could have been me before disaster struck

Me
Conor
Ilia
Jones
Brock
Merab
Khabib

I'm just listing the realest real ones out there. Those who came, saw, and conquered.

>>149466952
>Oi'd a handred percent detch thes foyt fer a chance ta blow me load, begorrah
Irish "people" be like this LMAO

>>149467023
Conor is not a real one

can someone make an ai edit of kai peeling back his normal face to reveal a maori demon

>>149467004
Crying about your hair like a woman, grow a pair faggot

How will chuds cope when Oliveira submits Clitia and makes it look easy as well?

>>149466987
I live in France.

Whats up time for my morning 6 flush Schaub

>>149467049
no

>>149467070
He's a featherweight

>>149467049
I don't know why, but I don't like this guy

>>149467088
So is Oliveira

If Ilia can't replicate this exact cub swanson heem, he loses the story

>>149466965
>People born in 2009 are now 20 years old

I’m getting premonitions of Charles landing a headkick to Ilia’s temple

>>149467076
just fuck a black girl mane, just heem that stanky migrant pussy mane

God put Ilia Topuria on this Earth to be the best to ever do it

>>149467049
That's Sweden you're talking to have some gosh darned respect

>>149467036
You would but, I knew you fins were fags though

>>149467158
See >>149467158

Ilia Topuria vs. Charles Oliveira
Alexandre Pantoja vs. Kai Kara-France
Brandon Royval vs. Joshua Van
Beneil Dariush vs. Renato Moicano
Payton Talbott vs. Felipe Lima

>>149467152
That's not sweden, he is obviously a tourist

>>149466893
You were literally saying poolk would beat Islam 2 years ago.

My Slapfu won last night and mogged the UFC ring girls hard.

kai kara gets heemed
topuria gets subbed

>>149467185
Hagmaxxing Olivi

I may be Swedish, but my soul is Irish.

*sucks a dick*

>>149467185
https://youtu.be/j2s8yGMEbSs?si=7DSFYWWh0AIlrH_j

>>149467200
Nigga stfu seriously. Kys.

>>149466965
H-...heem.....

brazza volk beat me first time but I do sneeky rehydration brazza

>>149467202

>>149467226
That came from your swedish side though

>>149467225
Tracey Cortez fight day

>>149467204
I don't understand what point you're trying to make?

>>149467240
fuck you bitch dont talk to picksbro like that

Blomkål

Charlesistas... Make sure we have our anxiety pens at the ready tonight. Chuds like Ilia are terrible for our mental health.

>>149467240

>>149467279
Fucking this.

Now post the other 24 minutes and 30 seconds of the fight

broke ahh heem niggas prolly don't even rock chrome hearts

>>149467200
Topuria
Pantoja
Van
Moicano
Lima

>>149467200
>el matador
>el cannibal
>joshua full size mini van
>renato cannot afford to lose moicano
>payton manning talbot

As the resident Ilia Chad when I saw Charles and pantoja wear those pozzed glasses I said this could be the straw but my boy comes out stoic and chadly defiying the UFC Jews what a fucking legend

>>149467116
She was 29.

>>149467122
No i want a gf like alizee or s club 7 girls or nothing.

>pawg milfs

>>149467272

How is the brown tall macaco supposed to beat the Georgian?

>>149467356
Commendable b

>>149467305
brazza volk was knee deep in my bamhole, very embarrassing.
>>149467372
please brazza no show dis

contemplating buying some ICA chilinuts

>>149467200
Charles Oliveira
Alexandre Pantoja
Brandon Royval
Beneil Dariush
Payton Talbott

>>149467374
Nice content creator glasses lmaoooo

>>149467200

>>149467356
you autistic fuck

alizee sucks

>>149467397
He said he's celibate bappa

du pussy ducked him. pisslam ducked him. will the next champ also duck or will they be a man and take their beating?

>>149467200
>2025
>No automatic pick generator

Apply yourself dumbass nigga

I'm more of a Henny nigga myself

I love the /heem/ predicts poster and wish to shower him with love. (cum & piss)

>>149467383

>>149467437
Reddit shit

The real main event btw

Thank god I'm getting laid tomorrow

>>149467200
Topuria
Pantoja
Van
Moicano
Lima

We scored it 49-46 for GODslam here.

>>149467456
What’s his name

>>149467456
What's his name?

Oh hey Dana is pointlessly ruining another division by being petty again

>>149467456
Turn on my monitor

Ilia is who Arman (and Conor) wishes they could be.

Respectfully

Respectfully

>>149467397
Give me one reason to accept the modern world when i grow up with pic related.

I just want Ilia to lose so the cazzies can shut the fuck up
He's a great fighter and I love to watch him but he's starting to attract the worst retards. We need to keep the rent low if you know what I mean

>>149467498
I doubt Conor wants to be any shorter than he already is

Ilia what do you mean you won't wear the content creator glasses conor would shit in a van if told hahahahah

>>149467511
no one even knows who this is anyways

>>149467530
Would explain the architect thing

anything live right now?

>>149467447
brazza I must oink

Dana blushes when Chadlia mentions his disgusting pagan name

Clitia has a very very tiny penis.

>>149467519
this is exactly what a casual would say

>>149467552
oink brazza

Blanchfield

>>149467577
Whos the nigger?

>>149467548
Several billion people, bunch of animals and insects.

>>149467587
You tell me

>>149467541
Who give a fuck about you think. This is my life not your. Are you retarded or what ?

You are probably a woman...

What do you mean you won't wear the UFC content creator glasses

Why does picksbong revv him so?

>>149467591
And not a single one of them want to have sex with you.

>>149467591
A+ post

>>149467602

Honestly Jones probably fucked fighters over with getting pay raises too lmao. Think about it the UFC GAVE jones the money he asked for, it literally would have been the highest anyone’s been paid for a UFC fight, and he turned it down. Whether or not fighters deserve pay raises is a different question but I can see the hatred for fighters the UFC has when they finally capitulate and yet jones decides to be a gay tard again and says nah. In some ways it’s funny and a little based and sigma pilled but otherwise it’s a textbook reason to not have fighters have so much leverage in the sport.

>>149467595
I dunno you tell me

>>149467602
Always a knock off emma bunton but still would

>>149467618
holy shit lmao

Remember that time when Gane won and it made /heem/ very mad?

Jai Herbert bros..........

french bro are you excited for the fights

>>149467618
Bodied that freak.

jon, grab the oil. we finna grease this dude up.

Wow guys that was honestly cruel towards Sweden.

>>149467632
you love Britain so much

>>149467200
Topuria
Pantoja
Van
Dariush
Lima

>>149467618
I have sex with him in a second brazza dis is boolshit

>>149467666
Who's the helwani sympathizer

>>149467632
90s was kino
UFC
Vale tudo
S club 7
Buffy the slayer

Ilia please...wear the humiliation ritual glasses...you must....

Charlesbros, no pleas are of use, the God refuses...

i think swedens an alright guy

>>149467676
Whos the pawg milf?

>>149467200
Charles
Alexandre
Brandon
Renato
Payton

>>149467676
Angel was better it had Charisma Carpenter in it oh boy have I d'arced the meng to that lady a plenty iykwim

>>149467692
my gf

spiking the weigh in show’s food and drinks with laxatives

Pawg milfs reside at target lil bro

>>149467623
You know whant i want. Ive been asking this for year !

>>149467653
Not really. Ufc look like sparring in 2025.
Am I the only one who feel that way ?

for me its brittany snow

>>149467709
no, the UFC right now sucks. im hoping this card is good

Jon Jones is not retired.

>>149467618
Dude...

>>149467692
Tina from s club 7

>>149467699
I saw her big tata. A perfection

>>149467734
damn dawg this bitch is 48

a big bet on charles is dumb but a small bet on him is smart

But but Ilia was scared of max when he heemed Garth >:(

Aint no party like an S Club Party
Heeeeyyyyyy
Hooooooooo
Everybody get down tonight!!

>>149467744
The 90s were a long time ago

Buncha uncs talking about an irrevocable past in here.

>>149467724
And the fight look rigged.

>>149467754
Is the S for Sex

ok but illlia admitted himself that he was scared of josh emmett

Card is low key dreadful though, respectfully

>>149467764
Shut it

>>149467756

>>149467802
This guy definitely eats pussy

>>149467794
Alr, unc.

>When shilling pornsites is your lifestyle, anal prolapses become your reality
Chills

>>149467744
The took this from us and now the world hate them and want the world to nuke them.

>>149467825
Many are saying this

>>149467802
man how smug do you need to be to have a permanent smug face

>>149467825
Is this the guy who claims he's "illuminated by God"?

>>149467812
That's a good thing. Also, turn your monitor on.

Ilia no you forgot your content creator glasses

>>149467842
does this look like smug to you?

>>149467812
damn he has hpv?

I love eating pussy. Pussy like you guys.

>>149467764
>>149467756
Yes but i hate 2025. Everything suck.

>>149467843
Onlyfans has never claimed to be a site for adult content creators and it didn't start out as one.

Charles lost because he thought he was unstoppable.
Illia will lose because he thinks he's unstoppable.

Always be hamble brazza.

>>149467843
Pretty sure he said he is illuminated by Gooning, must have been the accent

Illuminated by Porn

I eat pussies like you for breakfast

i find it kinda strange how wrestlers obsess over blast doubles, body locks, clinch sweeps, and judo trips, when a low single is arguably the safest and most efficient way to land a takedown
like brother, just reach down and grab his ankle, he's not even thinking about defending it
khabib had a good low single and nobody could defend it
meanwhile double leg spammers get sprawled on once and internally collapse

Never have I seen such a stoic chad like Ilia since Marcus aurelus himself

Is it just me or does Ilia look more like a main character now?

>>149467882
Everyone I know born through a C-section is autistic.

SHITlia is gonna get manhandled like his wife does behind his back with the black neighbor.
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>149467917
Pislam will run to the moon to my duck this guy

>>149467842
That's what botox does to you

Ilanabros..

>>149467917
>ZERO difference
Charles might actually kill him....

>>149467932
I love pysops reminds me how powerful I am

Hey guys cool it with the AI

>>149467932
Slovenia why have you betrayed your boy

>>149467940
>to my duck this guy
gm saar, he redeem it

>>149467956
>zigger
>hates georgians
Will you ever be able to overcome the collective dedovcina?

Would feel a part of my soul leaving me generating that AI crap yikes

Remember the last time Ilia fought at LW he essentially got heemed by Jai Herbert

Would feel a part of my soul leaving me typing that crap yikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZphzfBV739Q&t=593s
>155.5!
>YOU MEAN 155
>uh y-yea 15-5-5-5...

>>149467980
that was LW? why did he have a random LW fight?

Ilia will beat shartles because he is a chinlet, but he will be killed by the rest of LW. Especially Paddy.

Charles was illuminated by God but Ilia is simply preordained

John Morgan here, uh you expressed interest in banging pawg milfs but if they were to laugh at your anatomy what kind of message would that send?

>>149467980
if marc goddard doesn't even get the chance to stop the foight then it definitely ain't a heem

Slovenia post Daisy Taylor instead of this AI abobnomation

Charles then a fucking scouser like paddy lmaoo my boy Ilia really is living in easy street

>>149468008
Topiglet will win and retire because he's a fragile glass bitch.

Today Im going to relapse

Topiglet is a real #DefendOrVacate champ and chooses to vacate.

Now that the jones saga is over, what’s the next annoying question Dana is going to get peppered with at post conferences

Topuria's wins over Volk and Max aren't canon

He essentially had a 5 round war with Josh Emmett and is now fighting Oliverio

I love how it's a universal consciousness that Charles will die in round one kek

>>149468067
Ask him how powerslap can be a success when nobody is watching it

Can ilia top this?

Megan Olivi missed weight

>>149467200
charles
pantoja
royval
dariush
lima

charles, gaethje, paddy, arman, ruffy

>>149468076
Common sense really, shartles is a massive quitter

>>149468110
Cans.

>>149468129
No it's me telling you what will happen

You know how Oinkles constantly get knocked down and presents his bussy? Yeah, he won't be presenting it this time since he'll be dead.

*YEEMS YOU*

>>149468076
>>149468129
Ah ta ta, not so fast baby boy

Brazza plez I must fight #1 Italian gangster JDM

>>149468076
yeah amongst cazzies
any actual fighters and coaches, etc are saying the odds are retarded but ilia probably wins

Oliveira is gonna win

Topuria struggled with BRYCE FUCKING MITCHELL

THATS FEATHERWEIGHT BY THE WAY

>>149468145
Simmer down

>>149468159
Fact Check: Bryce Mitchell is a Bantamweight

If I wasn't too retarded to sportsbet I'd bet 20 dollars.

Greetings nerds and virgins

Oliveira by decision

Rate my walkout song

https://youtu.be/aOHmfq2AUaU?si=kq7MMNYhiMWcxiNK

>>149468002
complete nothing burger. if he missed (big if) its by a fraction of a 1/10 of a lb.

Charles Oliveira tapped to strikes, multiple times.

>>149468147
>may
we in july buddy

>>149468129
What about that Chandler fight?

i just want to see pereira/prochazka 3

Like seriously that cub Swanson defeat will forever be what defines you. A quitter little bitch lmaoo

>>149468007
missed weight before that and also he's always struggled with the weight cut

Chandler-Topuria wouldn't be a close fight.

>>149468002
the weigh ins are all fake any way

>>149468145
doo bronx tanked that shit

>>149468159
>struggled
you ungrateful swine get just a few champions who actually fight, like dricus and ilia, and all you can say is they "struggle" to win

The ghost of Jai Herbert will explode Topiglet's liver.

>>149468067
The return of McGoober.

Life and death with Zalal and Bisping's former podcast cohost.

topuria will retire undefeated

toporio got pancaked by a bantamweight

Topiglet's power will not translate well to LW.

Goobs flys in on a parachute and heems both fighters.

>>149468257
Good hope tonight is his retirement fight so I never have to see that disgusting freak in promo media again, and yes my monitor is on. Nice try.

Ilia is just proof crusaders always win. Jesus Christ is King.

>>149468214
Khabitch missed by like 6 pounds lmao

Topuria weighed in at 155lbs. That is what the record states. And when he lifts up his new belt, that will confirm that he did indeed weigh in at the proper championship weight.

>>149468255
>Bisping's former podcast cohost
smiff was a featherweight?

>>149468257
...In having gay sex.

Why does Zalal sound like Kevin Hart

>>149468219
Pulverized that cretin

>>149468266
false. gooby retained his power at LW but not WW. ilia is essentially gooby minus the demons

championship weight is a meme and should be abolished

>>149468291
No the one before that b

Ilia would make Conor clean his toilet by force lmao

>>149468308
>gooby retained his power at LW
he didn't though

>>149468292
With Canadians (which happens with great ease because so many of them are gay)

>>149468293
Kevin Hart is secretly a dark skin Moroccan. He's not even black.

>>149468311
no its not. if anything the allowance should be abolished. the allowance is the fucking meme.

Topiglet is Gooby from temu

>>149468349
Many are saying this.

Just how shit is Bryce Mitchell

>>149468339
oh he didn't? lets call up eddie alvarez and ask him

Fact: Im fat
Fact: Im ugly
Fact: I hate myself

Not your best work Sweden. You're

When Bo Nickal comes back you're all going to regret unboying him.

>>149467272
i wonder what khabib was thinking

It's short king summer

Grok, did Topuria miss weight?

Grok:
No, Ilia Topuria did not miss weight at the weigh-ins for UFC 317. Despite the claims made by many virgins on the internet, Topuria weighed 155lbs during the weigh-in, before going on to finish Charles Oliveira by a round 1 submission to win the lightweight UFC belt. Though the weighing technician announced 155.5lbs initially, he quickly corrected himself, and all video and photographic evidence confirm that Ilia Topuria weighed in at the correct weight.

What are you gonna do when Daddyvera oinks Topiglet's bacon bussy into pulled pork??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxwVSYpEnb4

>>149468308
Gooby landed shots on Peahead at 155 that would have either dropped or KOd him at 145, Dustin himself admitted he was hurt by that left hand in round 1, but it didn't drop or finish him. Apart from that, Conor's only showing at 155 is TKOing Eddie

If ilia couldn't heem smiff then i question his so called punching power

Fatpuria

>>149468376
You need HRT and BBC.

Ilia could be fighting caner and everyone would still say the Topuria fight

Important announcement:

I am currently revoking all chungus-passes on /heem/. No one is allowed to use the chungus slur. This will remain in effect until further notice.

>>149468373
Alvarez overperformed in the UFC, was already past his prime when he came over after the wars he had in Bellator (like Chandler except actually successful) and he got finished by some dude called Timofey after that fight in One

Heeminder it took Apturo nearly 3 rounds to finish Bryce "The Pagan Blasphemer" Mitchell

>>149468373
And what about Poirier? Whatever happened there

Charles has an average chin for a 155er, and a below average chin for a top 5 155er. Short notice Ilia was able to absolutely gadoosh a 155er in Jai Herbert. Bulked and thick Ilia is taking Charles' head off

>>149468471
never heard of em

>charles is dangerous
josh emmett is the most dangerous man on earth and godlia played with him like a mouse

Ilia refused to wear the UFC content creator glasses

>>149468178
chat is this real?

>>149468471
why are there so many belts in boxing again?

>>149468489
Ari will poison him I fear.

>>149468489
Ilia makes his own rules. It's why I respect him. (He's just like me.)

>>149468469
think it's pretty obvious Eddie stopped caring after the 2nd Dustin fight

>>149468487
It was wild how Ilia just moved the shit out of this goblin this is why Ilia is perceived as the bad guy by reddit because he fucks you up >>149468489

Ilia Topuria is a brown manlet.

>>149468487
Ilia's a coward for not going into the fire with Emmett.

>>149468471
This is what all the fake hardcores who support a fighters union want for MMA. Real fans want fighters to have as little money and negotiating power as possible and to be under the thumb of the UFC for their entire prime. Boxing is a lot better with matchmaking now than it was 10 years ago, but that's only because the Saudis have decided dumping boatloads of money to make big fights happen is a justifiable cost to improve their national image

Can we go /box/ for a second, canelo is gunna smoke bud isn’t he?

>>149468493
There's a ton of belts in MMA too but no one watches that crap and UFC fighters are locked down.

>>149468480
>Jai Herbert.
THE Black CANtry bozo?

>>149468471
>not even BBC heavyweight

fraud

>>149468479
give me a break that was a gooby after periods of inactivity.
the only gooby comparable to ilia going up to LW after winning the belt is the alvarez one

Seeing Josh Emmett terrified of Ilia was aofe lesson for all

>>149468554
Exactly my sentiment, except I would use the term "buttloads" instead of "boatloads". This is likely due to me being cooler than you and less of chungus.

I FUCKING HATE YOU

>>149468214
brazza I see khabib when he no towel, very small guy

>>149468541
Factual post.

>>149468556
shut up faggot

Ilia was shooting for his life against Josh Emmett
Leon Murphy played with him like a cat plays with its prey

>>149468575
I don't really get your point because he was still piecing up Dustin until he got heemed, and yet he couldn't even drop him.

>>149468563
Based Trinaldo.

>>149468002
>half of the comments are "dude its just 0.5 pounds, w-why do you care? who cares?" from latinx and african-americans
those people will never understand what makes us (white europeans) who we are

>>149468591
Kek he’s a sad sad man with some serious baggage, I think I could heem him emotionally

>>149468617
because he wasnt the same fighter he was duh

what will be the seethe level if charles gets the tap

>>149468493
MMA might be like that too if every other organisation outside the UFC wasn't turbo-retarded

>>149468563
Another masterwork by Herbal Dean

>>149468616
>Leon Murphy played with him like a cat plays with its prey
Not particularly.

>>149468645
we love charles here

Jon Joe Pyfer

>>149468645
Charles is way more SOVLFUL than Ilia, personally I'd be okay with it.

Its a race against the clock, will Charles quit or get knocked out first? Find out tonight.

>>149468637
He still had the same power, you're acting like he hadn't fought in 5 year when he literally had the Cowboy fight a year prior a weight class up.

>>149468660
Faggot

>>149468645
Off the charts. This is Ilia's world, not Ch*rles'.

>>149468471
brazza dis usyk guy OMG

>>149468645
Why would anyone seethe? Ilia is clearly hated here.

If Mauricio Ruffy manages to at least make top 5 at LW, it shows that Conor never should have abandoned his karate and Ido Portal mewvment philosophy. Although it is pretty hilarious thinking that Conor abandoned the style that made him special because he was genuinely shook by Nate's touchbutt in the park joke

>A BLACK MAN CAN'T DRINK?
*slams head on the hood of the cruiser*

Ilia fans
>cool
>sex-havers
>friend-havers
>respect-receivers

Ch*rles fans
>chungus
>goof
>sex-lackers
>friend-have-notters
>lame

I hope this clears things up.

Ilia won

>>149468754
You forgot
*cries*

>>149468645
The only person who'll be seething at that is Dana. Charles is a big fan favourite, but the UFC absolutely do not want a 36 year old champ who already recently lost to the #1 contender in his division. Ilia as champ is best for business, he's a heem machine who speaks both Spanish and English, and loves to talk shit

>>149467200
Ilia Topuria
Alexandre Pantoja
Brandon Royval
Renato Moicano
Payton Talbott

>>149467200
Ilia
Pantoja
Royval
Renato
Payton

>>149468645
it would somehow be charles fans seething psychotically for days straight as ilia fans chill and say ilia will become champ eventually

>>149468754
>>149468785
Wy r bl ppl so wek?

>>149467200
If Pantoja loses,we're looking at a MAJOR mass picks heem

The fighters all wear the same shoes at the ceremonial weigh ins right? So this is the actual height difference between Ilia and Charles. Wtf bros, i thought Charles was supposed to look like Stefan Struve against Ilia?

will you be watching?

Ilia must win for the good of the sport and the wellbeing of this general.

>>149468754
to kill you

to kill YOU

I forgot who pantoja is even fighting

They dont know what the fuck theyre doing, do you understand that?

>>149468886
kai asakura dumbass

Any euro bros watching the full card?

>>149468886
Some whiteboi who thinks he's a Moana character

>>149468904
Everything but the wmma as always

>>149468904
Still debating it, this card is pretty lackluster for an IFW but there are some good scraps.

>>149468867
no clue about the shoes thing but
>>149445321

>>149468904
Yeah, sitting through the full cards always makes the title fights feel more intense. I usually start shaking a little when Buffer is doing the introductions

>>149468953
Literally shaking

>>149468760
why do europeans kiss like this?

So you want to be my friend?
Heh.... Sure, you can be my friend.
I only have 1 rule:
1) No virgins, no chunguses, and no Charles-appreciators or Charles-appreciator-enablers.

>>149468754
Jon.....it's not your fault

>>149468970
Why are new world mutts so afraid of physical contact? I've kissed my dad on the lips my whole life and there's nothing weird about it

You retards always fall for the international fight week meme, the cards have never been anything special

>>149468970
Our women are light enough to lift

>>149468980
How's 0 friends treatin ya pal?

>>149468995
Gottem

>>149468980
The only thing I enable is drug use

>>149468998
>2025
>having friends

What is this, the 90s?

what time does the jake paul fight start???

>>149468995

Imagine if Gooby didn't have as many closed door connections as he did, like Jon. We would get some kino arrest footage.

>>149468953
Love too hear it, well if there are no heems I’ll sleep peacefully knowing you heemed your sleep

>>149469044
Ask /box/

Bobby has betrayed Charles

>>149469052
When the pawg milf bounces on it crazy style xD

>>149468995

>>149469044
11 pm est

>british women
>light
This is a joke, right?

>>149468970
dis guy is like boogeyman to me

>>149469097
I know right? We've all seen the vids

Hmm...today I am going to relapse

>>149469097
25% obesity rate, lower than most european countries and identical to canada

>>149468995

>>149469126
You posted that already hurry up and do it pussy.

>>149469126
brazza share yor stuff

yesterday was bussing btw
one, sleem, pfl, wilder boxing fight

>>149469150
walled

>>149468995
STOP THE FIGHT

>>149469183
Only watched ONE because I’m not a faggot

>>149469150
I would love her to stamp on my balls.

>one, sleem, pfl, wilder boxing fight
All crap we don't watch.

>>149468493
to avoid washed ducks like jon jones from gatekeeping the belt for years

>>149469225
Bo tanked that shit.

Ilia really single handily saved the UFC while refusing to wear the UFC content creator glasses

Umm yeah Im totally gonna relapse today haha sorry, I know I know! Im just gonna do it anyway! Hahaha!!

I did it! I relapsed, damn I feel good now.

>>149469282
BASED!

Got a peach of a tranny webm loaded up for the main card.

>>149469292
Fuck that, let's see it now.

>>149469292
Post it NAOW

>>149469304
many people don't know the death nerve is located in the left armpit and ilia was mere millimeters away from the permaheem

>>149468436
is that so?

hermansson bros... its looking shaky for us

hold on
is it (poo)fc
or (poof)c

>>149469361
hes a big guy

>>149468436
The Eddie fight was a work so was Cerrone

>>149469361
BSD-esque

>>149469340
True. There is a nerve spot on the inner bicep that folds the body if you punch it. This is how I defeat all my enemies.

>>149469147
25% is lower than average that's depressing

>>149469361
gruesome comeback victory over jai herbert (LMFAO)

imagine placing the head of your meng in Topuria's knee pussy and blasting a load

>>149469361
Jai won the story

Romanov bros...

https://data.worldobesity.org/rankings/?age=a&sex=f

does fat polynesian pusy feel good

>>149469389
you don’t know what gruesome means

UFC is my nation
Dana is my leader

>>149469304
Chills.

>>149469361
no lookback chad
not even gooby himself could resist a rearward glance at the carnage in his wake

Only one wmma 2nite

>>149469433
toporio's got a lot of gruesome tkos tho. when he tko'd the wizard via brutality i had to avert my eyes

>>149469395
lold at this (inaudibly)

germany is posting transvestite porn

I did some astral projecting and I saw a timeline where Ilia drops Charles but then in the ensuing scramble Charles takes Ilia's back and finishes with a RNC

did a wank the other day to well endowed transwomen

I'd definitely date a spic if she looked like a chink.

>>149469473
SNEED WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T OPEN THIS WEBM

>>149469513
I did... it's over

>>149469473
what a sexy woman

>>149469503
I caught your astral projection and performed a puja to negate it and reverse it.

>>149469473
She has a secret.

let's not stand on ceremony here, mr charles

https://youtu.be/3U9AK5Sfyqw?list=RDKgayxOF4Y7E
imagine walking out to this and the crowd wilds out

>>149469487
what a little slut

>>149469542
>the crowd wilds out
not
>the crowd goes wild
shut up your giving us Canadians a bad name

>>149468002
this is a nothingburger

>>149468002
so this is how charles fans will cling to their sanity after what happens tonight

Ok I'll post it next thread

>>149469567

post gruesome tkos

>>149469473
Damn that's a fat pussy

>>149469575
it's ok when it happens against fagestani inbreds

>>149468002
God will punish Ilia.

>>149469575
lol remember when heemsters thought umar could win

Topuria will win via earthshattering, gruesome, grisly, abominable, hellacious, spine-chilling, gut-churning, monstrous, bloodthirsty, murderous, pugnacious and savage split decision. Screencap this.

ilia to win r1 by some shit that doesn't even exist yet

Ilia Tadpolia

I see no actual significance in any of these fights.

*approaches you*

>>149469575
Umar won this exchange. Merab taunting while being taken down shouldn't have given him the round but it did

>>149469774
Shook af

its old guard vs new guard nigga

Why does Ilia wear lifts. Is he insecure

didnt mean to (You) cuck

Smells like up dog in here

That's just your sister

The only thing that interests me on this card is seeing Kai Kara France get brutally heemed

>>149469782
brutal takedown

ilia tuporia missed weight

>>149469865
Merab was on the ground 4 seconds after this screenshot

>>149469902
wow

>>149469473
Who?

>>149469774
>someone ordered a HEEM?

>>149469473

Kai Kara France is going to become champion and make yt bois seethe

It's tawlf being a Maori. You always gotta stick your tongue our and make gestures at people signifying you want to kill them. It's talwf, b. But I love it.

>>149469473
wtf why does that pawg milf have bawlz?

>>149469902
Levels...

>>149469926
Kai is as White as me

pawg milf with wings

>>149469926
kai is based. he literally shits on brown skin culture all day and we all laugh about it

Just how good was B.J. Penn

On a scale of 9/10 to 10/10, 9 being extremely, and 10 being completely, how mentally unstable is Kai Kara France?

>>149469473
Almost didn't get hard, talk about a buzzer beater

>>149469962
This is what Ilia would have done to Khabib. Scary...

>>149469926
kai france is white tho?

Here
Everyone
Enjoys
M2f trans

>>149469969
You are from the plains of mongolia

I just made a swede cry in /hoc/ how are you guys doing? should I make the new thread

>>149469987
10/10. Olivi got the ick

>>149470022
You just made a black man cry, hope you're happy.

Kai Kara France is Maori
Justin Gaethje is Mexican
Ilia is German

>>149470022
https://youtu.be/E_qy2XYPJBo?t=37

>>149470026
To think that Megan saw this happen and didn't get the ick really shows you just how mentally ill Kai is.

hooker has partial maori blood too but he doesnt larp as an indian whale rider cannibal. what's kai's deal

>>149470045
hell yeah

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>>149470082
newp---->