if you're that much of a betting favorite, going to the second round is a story loss
Madame Jacobe is getting slept
Niko taking him into deep wadders!
CAN ON NIKO
SCORE THE FACKING UPSET
>>149479566 (OP)joe is such a stud
The biggest favourite in UFC history is going to war with Niko Price
the fuck is this crackhead doing. inflatable tube man esque
Why would anyone bet on an early prelim past -500?
never got why blacksplosive fighters like smith and chandler waste their momentum and ko power going for takedowns
>>149479582Catelyn Stark is a Tully
unfortunately kobe has low fight iq
Reminder Joe Rogan ducked the Liver King
I miss Soimalia. I miss Drakegerm. I miss 11 iphones soireland. I miss okay i pull up argentinian. I miss the greek hookerfucker. I miss Elessdee123. I miss the Tony swede. I miss Nitro poster.
Every heem poster is disappearing before our eyes. Soon it'll just be me and madame sneed. Don't fucking leave me heembros... Promise me you wont fucking leave me like all the other heemsters left me over the years.....
I just bet the rent money on Topuria
>>149479566 (OP)I have money on Topuria, and alex Pen, to pay my rent. WE'RE GOING TO DEFEAT OLIVERA.
Joe is alpha and a modern day philosopher
ohnonono the buck has no cardio
His blacksplosiveness is GAWN
Would JDM be a -2500 favorite vs Niko price?
>>149479642Rogan confirmed he's too hapslosive
He's completely gassed
HOLY KWAB
they just fucking stopped fighting KEK
The -2500 favorite is losing KWAB
>>149479631i donโt miss the greek whoremonger that guy was so fucking annoying
>>149479620Reminder Joe Dirt was friends with Kickin Wing
>>149479632WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS.
Ha yes the old walk around the cage and deep breath
everyone fighting dirty tonight
niko used to be a beast but he's so damn sloppy and easy to rock now.
Rogans getting erect at this guard work
Wow Smith fucking sucks too the future looks bright
this highly touted 10-0 prospect is completely gassed out against 2025 nico price...
Bo vs Smith is the fight to make
EVERYONE was hyping this can up LMAO
OOOOHHHHHHH THEY'RE HUGGING
>decisionating 2025 era Price
This bum gets fraudchecked by Magny
Get Heins back in here vs these 2
this is the best black prospect
theyโre booing
theyโre doing high level bjj and theyโre booing
Smith will not beat a ranked opponent.
Terrible fight. Niko might be the worst fighter in the ufc. Jacobe is shit.
Niko Price is a company man, he made it look good.
jacob E smith reigns victorious over a wily veteran
there was a bug crawling next to them
Smith went life and death with Niko Price
This dood the black Bo Nickal
>all those white chicks cheering
that the nigs gf isnt it
why arent blacks hapsplosive anymore
Im thinkin' Mike Malott gets it done
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Who is the Zoran Lazarevic of MMA ?
this nigga gas tank is suspect but otherwise good
i'm not impressed by someone slapping up niko price. he's unfortunately chinny and slow now. niko used to eat one to trade one and just win via having the better chin and more power. now he just doesn't seem to have that durability and pop on his shots
Ilia Topuria vs. Charles Oliveira
Alexandre Pantoja vs. Kai Kara-France
Brandon Royval vs. Joshua Van
Beneil Dariush vs. Renato Moicano
Payton Talbott vs. Felipe Lima
>>149479772plenty of blood to drink
>saif sayud
ah thatโs why he sucks imagine if this kid had a real coach
the american wrestling meme is dead and buried
that guy managed to get exposed even though he won, terrible cardio
Niko Price loses another batch of core memories
Jacobes palantir head chip glitches out there
>>149479779yes her and her family I believe
>>149479810Youre retarded he is not good at all
I bet $20 on niko getting finished in the first Im ruined
this dude is almost as gay as joe rogan
>>149479846his job is to punch not to think
>>149479857same that was too cringe
Ilia refused to wear the exclusive UFC content creator glasses
JOE ROGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Niko is fighting to provide for his 12 kids despite clearly having brain damage and not wanting to do it anymore. Sad!
good fight but he's not getting ranked.
when is MY PRESIDENT showing up?
>>149479857Same but looking at his lips i can tell he's saying it again
The Professional Niko Price.
>>149479832who is that handsome finnish boy
He's practicing his ad libs
Crowd was not hyped after all that lmao
only zesty blacks are good mma fighters because those are the ones with high iq
Just called my bookie to place a 1000 dollar bet on Quitles to beat Godpuria and he just laughed until I ended up putting the phone down.
>>149479815topturo
Pantoja
Van
Moicano
Talbot
whiteBROS... we lost this fight... but we will win in the main
>>149479877He was talking, not fighting stupid faggot. Also I didn't ask you. Your job is looking Chinese and sucking my dick.
>>149479894prolly around the time the main card starts
the undefeated 12-3 record of joe pyfer
JOE ROGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>149479920If a bookie refuses a bet it's cause he knows he'll lose money.
>>149479923Who is the white between Ilia and Shartles?
this nigga a pokemon or what
someones gotta call out liver king tonight right?
>>149479948he meant the jacked Maori boy
>>149479815Topuria
Pantoja
Royval
Beneil Dariush
Felipe Lima
israel adesanya? the narrator?
>>149479815Topuria
Pantoja
Van
$$$ Moicano
Lima
>>149479815Topuria
Pantoja
Royval
Moicano
Lima
Ilia..what do you mean to wear the exclusive content creator glasses and power slap merch Conor is begging to wear them
>>149479857Same, muted my deluxe premium sstreamโข
>>149479815Ilia Topuria
Alexandre Pantoja
Joshua Van
Renato Moicano
Felipe Lima
Jesus Christ that buck is annoying as fuck. Thank god he'll get cut in a year.
seeing one of your favorite dawlgs turn into a punching bag is grim. dats da game we play
Ilia will heem this glasses merchant
Shout out to my boi liver king heโll finish the job soon enough
does anyone here pay to watch ufc
Is that Izzy narrating? Lol fuck he's really done isn't he
>those who understand the assignment
>>149479815Ilia Topuria
Alexandre Pantoja
Joshua Van
Beneil Dariush
Felipe Lima
>showing askren getting zeemed while he's dying in a hospital RIGHT NOW
poor taste ufc...
>>149479973please be a porn
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>Narrated by Israel Adesanya
>>149479967The Italian fears the Maori
I need some moortuguese columbian
mexicanbros all we have left is diego "el tigre" lopes
>izzy is such a can he now does voiceovers
kek
kek they had to show Askren getting heemed as he's on his deathbed hadn't they?
Who the fuck thought Adesanya narrating was a good idea
>>149479992dana was never askren's friend
>>149479988BLACKED by DDP
>>149479987Yeah, I pay with what's left of my dignity
When I watch UFC, I keep hearing voices telling me to save Sayud?
Would they be showing the ben clip if he had died
had to mute this dogshit holy fuck daner what are you doing you bald fuck
>>149479992imagine he passes away tonight 0.0
>>149479985take off your glasses brazza
>>149479992Dana never stops hating much like COnor
>>149480014Cheaper to hire a fighter.
Did Joe Rogan really jauntily skip to the police staition like a schoolgirl to rat out the Liver King?
>>149480006Moortuguese concubine
Ilia...b-but the content creator glasses
>>149480032dana would masturbate furiously
>>149480050he hid in the back of a Papi's Steakhouse like a real man
>>149480029yeah its what he would have wanted
>>149480050Rogan is an Intelligence asset, the feds were on Liver King the second he started streaming talking shit
>Kai 'The City Kickboxer Who Got Outkickboxed By A Mexican Boxer' Kara-France
DIEGO "la araรฑa que araรฑa" LOPEZ!!!!
>>149480002its going to be a bo niggal tier of satisfaction if this manlet gets fucking heemed finally
>>149480050I mean all he had to do was link his videos
>>149479815Topuria
Pantoja
Royval
Moicano
Felipe
>>149480030The UFC continues to find ways to get cheaper. Going to be fighting out of the Mohegan Sun pretty soon.
You can't just heem and not wear the exclusive content creator glasses Ilia nooooo
Wow... Ilia is going to become lightweight champion.
>>149480074Facts. Peter Thiel's Rogan episode was disturbing
>mfw I watched George heem Askren with my situationship at the time
>that memory will always be associated with the great sex I had that summer
Feels good man
crazy that I could kill that little midget Topturo just by walking up to him and ten finger choking him and lifting him into the air
joe rogan ducked the iver gnome
>>149480112this guy's already lit
Leon should have been headlining and defending the welterweight title at this monumental event..... but he fell too far down...
>>149480109>situationshipFaggot or woman?
Imagine being DC standing there with a fake smile on your face after watching one of your friends get highlight reel ko'd twice while he's dying in the hospital
one hit and charles is gonna lay down like he always does
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I have only ever watched the first Elon musk Rogan podcast must be a unvaxxed thing to not find Joseph interesting in the slightest
lmfao they did not just post Ben Aksren getting killed in the ring when he is on his deathbed
>Izzy "DogStyler" given the honor of doing the voiceover
Who is running the UFC?
NEED the wmma to hurry up already
I have a MASSIVE shit I have to take
I can't beat ornstein and smough
>>149480148turn on your shower
you don't always get what you want, eh?
>>149480080but he chose to skip, respect his choice.
>dat >>149480143Twitter fags are going crazy over that highlight reel
>>149480166just abuse power within
Are there any jewish ufc fighters
>>149480142Woman, pied that hole so many times. Canโt wait to fuck the shit out of my current sub while Topuria KOs Charles in the background.
>>149480188I dont have any pyromancy
>>149480109What was his name?
>>149480166use the pillars
>>149480184hopefully he gets a striker fight soon
he would beat Erceg
>>149480184>went from fighting for the title in his debut to fighting tim elliotkek
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Reminder that we could have gotten Mcgooby vs Chandler exactly one year ago
>>149479815DO BRONX
ALEXANDRE
joshua
renato
lima
>>149480202go down to blighttown and get it then you don't need any stats
or just git gud
>>149480166I would say to use the pillars to your advantage and also recognize what attacks have a big cooldown so you can get hits in on the other one, i would also suggest you kill ornstein first unless you find killing smough much easier because super ornstein is harder
>>149480206Im trying for fucks sake
>>149480213he's moving up
>>149480204Hey leave him alone.
>>149479815Topuria
Pantoja
Royval
Dariush
Talbot
Van has moved down two spots in the last week.
>>149480166Focus on one of them and run around a lot
>>149480253the rock is cute
>Americans get bombarded with ads about colon cancer treatment
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>>149480269Im playing on Nintendo switch and I think it has input delay because I keep missing my rolls
why can't you grab the cage
how do you guys deal with rejection? I just got rejected from a law school I wanted to go to. I have a great LSAT score but a piss poor undergrad GPA (was partying/doing drugs and never went to class)
feelsbadman but I'm not giving up
>>149480166just think what would islam do brother
>how crackas act when you say being 2% Maori doesn't mean you aren't Whitw
>>149480276Bongland ads are infinitely worse than yank ads
>>149480268Damn she hit the wall hard
>>149480292i don't try so i don't get rejected
>>149480276Ironically it's the pork kek
The glaze for Topuria is hilarious. The move to lightweight wonโt be as easy as people think. I donโt think we see a finish in the main event. It will be a 5 round war.
Topuria by decision +700 is tempting
poor blk boy poster's been REAL quiet these last few min...
>>149480264All he has to do is to lose weight
Even ddp completely look different during weight cut day
>>149480292>how do you guys deal with rejection?Cynicism.
>>149480166brazza throw controller at screen now!
>>149480045Of course he does, but companies are obsessed with le black man slow speak voice overs
>>149479815Topuria
Pantoja
Van
Moicano
Lima
>>149480282>that leg is dead>steel cups>benson henderson inventing calf kicks>this guy is a marauder >people forget man>knockout artist>elite kickboxer >super technical
Ilia refused to wear the exclusive UFC content creator glasses
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>>149480292better call saul
>>149479815Tapturo
Pantoja
Royval
Moicano
Lima
>>149480268Tank top + jeans + open shoes = perfection
>>149480312Shartles will quit before it goes to decision
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when do the good fights start
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KWAB
>>149480343nah i found a 1080p 60fps stream. not joining your gay friend simulator lonely piece of shit lmao
>>149480344yeah maybe I'll go to UAS. wouldn't mind
>>149480310>>149480320understandable
why did brooklyn bog her hair?
there are anons itt that are seriously not rooting for olives to win, what causes this
>>149480292I blame it on the Jews
>mistimed my pre fight nap and missed the prelims
literally going to cry bros this doesn't happen to me usually
Dominick Cruz is agingike fine wine
Last summer I went to the burger kings drive thru but parked a little too far away from the window so the black lady who was working there couldn't reach my card so I tossed it to her and she got really upset and went "AW HELL NAW I AINT TAKIN DAT". I've never gone back out of fear of seeing her again which sucks because I really like BK.
Oliveira heems in the third round
>1 minute finish
>DC talking about food.
>DC talking about eating on the commentary
>AGAIN
I hate this fat fuck
>dc again eating on the mic
>>149480368Its more exciting if ilia wins
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KEK LOOK AT THAT NIGGAS RED ASS FACE
KWAB
HEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMM KINNNNNYYYYYYYYYY
dc almost choked on his watermelon chickin
Most free money of the night
I told you T. wrecks was gonna do that
"pls don't kill me mister"
I bet that "aussie" faggot is seething right
https://youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE
>ref bodycams
Holy fuck what? This sport keeps innovating
DC can finish his food now
Why do people that dont want to get taken down always throw an easily caught leg kick as their first strike?
THATS FUCKING RIGHT BITCH
FUCK RUSSIA
>>149480394completement faux et cringe
>NOOOOO DOONT SUB ME AHHHHHH
>*kicks legs*
I'm sorry Slava Claus but you're being sent to the front...
>>149480448Ahhhh, time for a cig break
I hate Terrance Mckinney so i'm not too happy
>>149480368i donโt want the best talents in the ufc to be flushed old over the hill bums with double digit losses. even if they are wholesome chunguses
Time for the real main event
surely he's getting cut now
>memeotine finish
slavabros..
He had that white boy flopping like a fish
>>149480433PFL has been doing it for years, it takes the UFC a long time to use other people's good ideas
What's wrong with wyt bois tonight? Poor little wyt bois... they just can't compete with the superior BBC daddies... This is BAD
>16 wins
>8 knockouts
>8 submission
KNEEL
>>149480466He moved from Stalingrad or some shit just to get fucked on in UFC
>>149480469Did his parents freak out?
>>149480462tracey is pretty in a trashy latina kind of way also she has a fat ass
Not shocked DC cannot stop fucking eating long enough to do his job. A cry for help if I've ever seen one.
kek right to trenches of Bakhmut he goes.
>>149480469HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE LIKE THIS
how come you dumbasses always meme about wmma but then also obsess over and stalk wmma instas and onlyfans
shieet mane jesus is comin back soon
bro hasn't learned a lick of wrestling
When is Jesus coming back?
Not the night of the whitey
>>149480478isnt PFL the UFC test/development league?
>>149480359it'll probably lag during the main event, all those shitty "full hd" sites always buffer during the main event because they let the entire internet in and can't handle the bandwidth, I provide a reasonable experience according to my expectations and our stream doesn't buffer whatsoever
Why put on the hat you had custom made if you got choked out like bitch. God what a faggot good riddance
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>>149480502pls no, doggo has eaten enough
two more weeks and jesus is coming back
mfw
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>jesus is coming back soon
Time to smoke a fag out back
>>149480506Yk women's mma and hw mma isn't even that bad
>jesus is coming back soon
why didn't the brazilian posters tell us
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>>149479815Ilia Topuria
Alexandre Pantoja
Brandon Royval
Renato Moicano
Felipe Lima
Black boys tickle joes pickle
>>149479815Charlinho
Alexandre Pantoja
Van
Dariush
Payton talmbout
Holly Holm just won a boxing match.
>>149480513Back into the hearts of the masses? It has already begun.
>>149480506Why do you guys hate shitty wmma but still like women?
Dumbass faggot
>>149480551ey keep your sexual endeavours behind closed doors
>>149480513>>149480507joe dropped a theory on the jre with sandhaggen that AI will be the coming back of jesus
i forget the details but he made some parallels
If a retard like Terrence is telling you to worship Jesus then maybe you should reconsider
>>149480506women are sexual objects, not violence objects
>>149480483we're so fucked. we all feel it.
Alright WMMA time, see you guys in 15.
Good evening I hate women
>>149480513"Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom."
>circa 30 AD
We need to bring back metal. Sounds like some cabana shit.
>>149480592>AI will be the coming back of jesuswrong its
>AI will be the resurrection of jesusjust trying to help
does /heem/ like Weili Zhang or is she also wmma slop?
>>149480595Khamzat is an even bigger retard and he'd tell you to worship a black cube located in a Saudi tourism trap
>>149479815ilia
pantoja
royval
dariush
lima
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>>149480595Because it's good to follow retard nig advice? Ok I guess I'll take yours.
>BJJ
Nobody wants to watch buttscooch grappling
>menopause medication advertisement on UFC event
Are there any UFC milfs ITT?
>>149480621He will never leave jail, huh
>>149480527jeez did the little bro find the meat cube or some shit?
God is real but every religion on Earth is false.
PAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Tick tock Topooria fanmanlets
PAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
>>149480605set a timer for 6pm they always go the distance plus the walkout and the other walkout its gona be like
Peter Piper the Peter Puffer
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>>149480643blumpf is going to pardon him #trusttheprocess
>>149480598them doing violent things to each other is very sexual, yes very sexual indeed.
>>149480493She is a cute native chinita
>Wh-what do you mean Ilia refused to wear the glasses? We can just say no to the UFC and Daddy Dana like that?
>>149480292I got rejected from 45 medical schools, but the one I ended up in suited me really well. I applied to it as just another school on the list, but when I interviewed there and checked the school out, it became my #1 choice. Never give up your way, anon.
>>149480660Who was timezone? Don't assume anyone is a west coast cock sucker ever.
>>149479815Toptoro
Pantoja
Royval
Benny
Talbott
>>149480674Except 95% of the time the feint at range and land 0 damage
why do the retarded niggers in the ufc ALWAYS play the good promos during the PPVs but before its always just bullshit like the grip strength test or "whats the first word that pops up in your mind when you hear this guys name"
Damn. Topiglet beat THE 46 year old Volkanovski?
>>149480649There were like two hundred casualties a day at one point, it was a fucking all-you-can-eat buffet for the local fauna, except the buffet was AIDS and Krokodil-infested.
>>149480292Jew scum hang yourself retard
What is this faggot music they've been using? Shit's gay as aids.
Bring back the edgy 90's nu-metal.
>That's my Georgian Spanish champion!
>>149480718jiggle physics
>>149480690insecurity on behalf of clitia
like a teenager
embarassing to be honest
i fucking love underaged girls
>>149480634Seethe and cope oflver the fact that you believe the same shit as billions of 50 iq mud people
>>149480723maybe thats part of what you pay for i.e. premium product, exclusive
>>149480693I really appreciate you saying this, anon. I will certainly forge ahead. In fact, my undergrad alma mater is working with me to come back for a summer program that will raise my cumulative GPA. I'll do while continuing to also work at my job part-time.
I'll do whatever I need to. I just want to get in somewhere, bust my ass to be ranked #1 after 1L, and then transfer if needed.
Congratulations on your M.D.! I hope you are making a positive difference and taking care of your family. God bless, anon.
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>>149480625homosexual estrogen genre
>>149480770el KazakhstANO
>>149480785Nah, nignafri, that's rap. Zesty little shitskins.
heeminder the ilia bros are todays emelianenko brothers
>>149480744>metal fan calling other gays
Max got exposed by Volk's leg kicks in 2019 and it took until Ilia for a second fighter to even try it.
>>149479815charles
pantoja
royval
Seneil
Lima
>>149480763Germany is the world breeding ground not a country
>>149480785>>149480851>"French"fag calling others gay
>>149480445>LET GO OF MEEEEEE!!
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ilia topuria is made of shockingly dense material
Power doesnโt transfer when fighters move up in weight class. Topuria by decision.
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pregnant red lipstick olivi SEX
damn megan looks fat tonight. and not in a good way
>>149480914A first and second round finish.
>>149480917no way man youre annoying
is megan still with that washed up midget
>>149480924she's pregnant mate
>>149480924>>149480921oh, is she pregnant? guess that explains it. nevermind. hot.
>>149480938That's impossible we haven't had sex yet
Imagine her breasts are clogged with milk.
I bet she gets a BBC to unclog them. Joe wouldnโt be able to do it.
>>149480934that's his baby you seething lanket KEK
>>149480938not an excuse to be a fat fucking disgusting pig
>take a cig break for WMMA
>it's just starting
I've been heemed
>>149480839>>149480877No its gay
Keep coping low t amerimutt trannies
I would crush your skulls anyway
>>149480959Sorry I impregnated her
I just remembered that Oliveira could win tonight and smiled
Haven't had Bugles in years. They're so good.
>>149480971being pregnant is actually literally the best excuse in all of reality for a woman to put on bodyfat, but ok
wow wakanda tv series lol
>>149481002bet youre a fat stupid whore too
>>149480984they're not good, never have been. the only reason kids used to ask their parents to buy them is because you can put them on your fingers kek
>>149481023sure but he's right
megan olivi is pregnant with MY child
>>149480858me in the middle
I'm sorry but if you get cancer that young we should just launch you to Mars and tell you it's to save the world before pulling a Challenger.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING START THE FIGHTS ALREADY HOLY SHIT
>>149480971Why is your country is full of arrogant, stupid and fat people
tracy cortez would be hotter if she had a cock
>>149481077First time, cazzie?
kai kara-baton rouge louisiana
>>149481002The last time my girl was pregnant I ate all her leftovers like some kind of vaccuum and gained like 40lbs
tracy cortez would be hotter if she had my cock in her mouth
>>149481077I hope you wonโt be too disappointed with the next fight that youโre waiting for. Itโs basically scram and smoko or wank till 9
>>149481087usually there's a big promo cut between the prelims and the main card not at this moment
I have only ever seen the red throat tattoo on prostitutes.
i completely forgot about Pantoja's defence against Asakura
2h until my first 24h fasting
>slut sees the camera
>immediate handjob gesture
>>149480690Post the oliveira one
>>149481145Whatโs the longest youโve fasted before? 24h will not be good for you if your body isnโt used to any sort of fasting
>>149481141We all did brotha
>>14948117716h-ish, but so far so good besides the mental torture of thinking about food all day. Gotta try 36h next
>>149481269It gets easier after 24hrs, in a way you're not really fasting until then anyways
>>14948117748 hours.
Make sure your previous meal is nutritious. Only on my off days. Fasting+work is a nightmare.