Superfight edition

>superfight
>doesn't include GODne

dogshit thread

This is the thread

Just realized Ilia Topuria and Kody Steele fight in the same division

ITT we hypothetize how the dagestanis will find a way to remove any SOVL from the illia fight and ensure their matchup is against a compromised illia, as is traditio

A generational fight
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I77IPa7K2cw

>>149499016
How can you already be coping about a fight that isn’t booked and unlikely to happen

>>149499016
The fight is in Saudi Arabia
The commission doesn't allow Topuria to hydrate properly
The locker room he's put in has no air conditioning
They poison him like they did Charles

>>149499042
You NEED to kill yourself.

>>149499049
Heeminder at the last fight night in sheikhland several fighters were hospitalised due to paint fumes in their locker room

Congratulations Topuria, HOWEVER

>>149499065
Aura.

>>149499042
Because it happens every time and the one time it didnt khabib lost to tibau and islam got smashed by a FW volk, even the conor fight was only after years away from the sport doing a completely different style of combat that hampered countering khabins style

Behind any dagestani achievement is backstage kike level bullshit

The real Lightweight Champion. Eddie fucking Alvarez.

>>149499016
Islam will retire before ever fighting TOPuria we all know this he might be a complete retard but khabibs counsel will guide him to the right decision.

>>149499096
Islam is having an internal battle, he wants to have SOVL but khabib and Co force him into the soulless weak path, even now khabitch is mad islam isnt sticking to his size bullying and is trying for WW, and every second of every fight islam isnt point crotchsniffing khabib is furious

>>149499085
What excuse are you cooking up for when Islam beats JDM?

>>149499065
Doesn’t make any sense when pigslam already ducked

>>149498963 (OP)
GODpuria... GODpuria will heem

how do these victim weight fighters feel that skill doesn't matter when your opposition is 100 pounds larger

the ginge from shard end would legitimately decapitate toporia

>>149499133
He will beat JDM purely from style matchup and thats the entire reason hes considering WW, he would never against anyone with a groundgame, that is EXACTLY the point

>>149499158
What is the cutoff for victim weight?

>>149499133
That's simply not happening under fair circumstances

>>149499174
Charles bros...

>>149499177
Anything below 80kg, idk what that is in burgers

>>149499174
If he had no ground game he would’ve lost to Belal and burns

>>149499177
none

even tom would fall victim to wings of redemption

>>149499128
Islam's mind is being muddied by khabibs dark muslims magic and hordes of jinns. He wants to embrace his inner being of retard ape caveman but can't because his soul is chained by a blood pact to the fazza clan.
His sister broke free and Khabib put a bounty on her head.

>>149499174
Armanbros...

Islam didn't even fight and BDS is already out of control

Anyone who uses the term BDS is not white

FACT

>>149499225
>Islam didn't even fight
When does he?

*zestily pushes you*

>>149499225
Topiglets stay oinking for their Slamdaddy

>>149499234
Would you prefer the term Islam Derangement Syndrome

>>149499239
He pushed him because he was aroused and felt the need to kiss him

DDP/Khamzat is the only fight left this year that anyone gives a fuck about. The fucking state of this sport

on second thought let ilia get the free defence in gaethje whilst arman and paddy fight for #1

after he beats gaethje he'll have more title defences against lightweights than pigslam lmfao

>>149499270
You don't care about Gilbert Burns vs Michael Morales 2

>>149499262
Brown

>>149499270
Wrong

Derrick Lewis vs Redacted Teixeira is in 2 weeks

>>149499270
Imagine the BDS meltie when du piglet gets porked in round 1

Seeing Pantoja come near to gassing like that has made us realise that Merab (GODrab) would destroy him, even if P*ntoja somehow won the first round (he wouldn't).

Dricus Du Plessis calls out Mateus Gamrot "if you want to go we'll go"

>Dricus du blkbssybrkr
>getting porked
Topkek
Du blkbssybrkr doesn't get porked. He is the one who prks.

>>149499314
Legendary shit

>>149499313
anyone who's not a complete fucking retard already knew merab kills him

>>149499327
all TKOs
all bums

>>149499327
This is the greatest 3-fight winning sequence in UFC history

>>149499333
I bet you were one of the incels telling me BUMar KWABurgomedov would beat BEASTrab GOATvishvilli.

>>149499330
Du piglet is a bottom bitch I’m afraid

Topuria should be p4p #1 come tuesday

>>149499327
Vicious TKO medley

Here's the thing about being a piglet. You can't just get your bacon bussy oinked 2-3 times and be OK. NO, YOU WILL ALWAYS NEED TO HAVE YOUR PORK PULLED CONSTANTLY, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

>>149499366
yeah you're definitely retarded

>>149499369
khamzat would tap to that and then retire while sobbing

>>149499381
Vishnu forbids consumption of beef
Do you eat beef?

>>149499390
Fersure Khamzat would stance no chance against legendary beast Gary mclellan

legendary beast mason jones

It annoys me how likeable illia is because I really want to dislike him

>stance no chance

>>149499442
Said absolutely no one lmfao

>Lightweight division, you could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you?...back to me

>>149499423

>>149499387
>>149499369

Your concessions: accepted.

>>149499426
after big dric flushes him we may just see that matchup in eagle fc

>>149499461
Epic

No comment needed.

>October 10th 2020, Topuria makes his UFC debut
>October 24th 2020, Khabib beats Gaethje but then retires on the spot

Ok but why is Topiglet brown?

>>149499472
I don't know any of these people except Khabib and he beat the GOAT McGregor.

>>149499239
topuria lost the story right there

>>149499472
the only good fighters pictured here are khabib and conor

>>149499487
Volumes.

>>149499472
Khabib fought those men in their prime. Topiglet heems old men.

>>149499313
>Seeing Pantoja come near to gassing
You have NEVER watched a pantoja fight if you think he gassed last night. He was still nose breathing, he never even left his first gear. Pantoja can go way harder before he gasses and has done so

>>149499469
>>149499463
Zatdaddy holds the keys to du piglet’s chastity belt I fear

>>149499423
me 5 minutes before that fight started

With Pantoja's win over Kai he is now the lineal flyweight champion again

https://youtu.be/KuUQx1zr2ik
its out boys and goys

Crazy to think prime mcgregor just needed to lock in and not take the Mayweather fight and he would have smoked Khabitch and retired as the GOAT

Pantoja finishes DJ in round 3

Gear 5 Pantoja no diffs Tom Aspinall

>>149499545
Wow mcdogshit is so pillowfisted

>>149499065
>c-congratulations Topuria...
>w-why did I abandon lightweight and give up my title?
>n-no reason haha!

fuck this semen slurping sport
ufc isnt fun anymore

pantoshit lost to erceg if you recall

They need to make this fight now before Paddy loses his momentum to someone else. It's now or never

>>149499472
>left: all bums
>right: most influential and prolific MMA fighter ever to exist + goobs and RDA

>>149499584
>KHABITCH
>literally kills Fazza to forever duck Tony
KEK!

>>149499569
In the losing contest yes we've been over this

>>149499569
he won 4 of 5 rounds

>>149499472
Topuria is the Jake Paul of MMA. A young buck that fights old veterans of the sport. Shameful!

Theo Von is fucking Sanko

>>149499581
No , Paddy needs one more win they will resign Tony and make Tony vs Paddy 2.

Why the fuck were Niko and jacobe so gassed? hmm somethings off there also

El Asesino de Leyendas

Why did Topiglet enter his gaurd like Slamdaddy if he's so good on the ground?

Topiglet is like Izzy during the beginning of his run. Everyone hates him but he just keeps winning. When his time comes to an end it will be satisfying.

Many mengs.... many many many many mengs...

>>149499472
pantoja is genuinely above khabib all time, i don’t know why we’re still using him as a standard

>>149499643
didn't*

he actually think's it's spelled "gaurd" doesn't he

>>149499643
charles wasn't rocked here like he was when islam jumped on him

>>149499643
>>149499656
>using pig as an insult
russian or muslims? maybe jews?

>>149499643
toporio put this bum in a crucifix. why didn’t islam shadow realm him inside one round like taptoro did?

>>using pig as an insult
>russian or muslims? maybe jews?

>>149499705
Pisslam is a muslim BITCH.

>>149499664
yeah khabibs claim to greatness was how dominant he was even if the competition wasn't amazing. ilia is just as dominant and the competition is former champions/goats of the division

>>149499723
yes brazza I is

Wonk Nose Brownoid

I'm watching a movie

>>149499732

>You can't just heckin use pig as an insult they're noble and intelligent creatures

Topuria heems Gaethje into retirement
Arman vs Paddy for #1 contender on the same card
Dustin retires
Charles vs Holloway
Hooker vs Dariush
Gamrot vs Fiziev 2
Moicano vs Chandler

after that who cares
Yw gayna

>>149499754
Never seen Khabib in this position

>>149499761
Only jews and muslims hate pigs so much that it's some sort of 'ultimate' insult.

>>149499741
He used look super jeeted

>move up for the biggest superfight you can make right now against islam
>listen kid best i can do is paddy pimblett

>>149499313
> GODrab
Talmbout Ricky Simonsen?

>>149499684
insane retard cope

>>149499795
Whatever you say faggot, it's pretty common throughout America to call fat slobs pigs.

>>149499239
What kind of gay shove was that? How is this guy a double champ?

>>149499793
KhaBITCH would have been in that position if he hadn't ducked Tony by killing Fazza.

>>149499793
never seen khabib heem a single guy on the feet let alone like five

>>149499833
what is there to cope about ilia put a demolition job on him

>>149499793
The caged Clitiacord did NOT like this one

>>149499581
Dana was seething about Paddy being let into the cage in post fight press conference. He's not going to make that fight

>>149499628
They need to make Paddy vs Gaethje. Arman will smoke Paddy

>>149499239
Yeah, I'm thinking Paddy wins.

khabib got headkicked he just had a rock head. this actually makes ilia more impressive because he’s better than khabib despite not having a god given chin….. levels volumes dare i say chills

ilia has two belts
pigslam has none
ilia has no defeats
pigslam has one

>>149499507
He was slouching and looking tired. KKF had the later rounds if he could have survived that choke.

Islam/Topuria isn’t happening. Islam has to win the belt in the fall and Topuria will fight again in December or January. The time to scheduled the fight would be right then for international fight week 2026 but that leaves both their divisions in limbo. Just look at the way their schedules line up and the contenders they’ll have waiting. If anything it happens like two years from now when Islam is washed and when Illia beats him all the true fans will know it happened too late meanwhile the UFC will use it as a marketing gimmick to proclaim Illia #1 P4P. Remember this post

Arman and Ilia both look like they sell cologne in the mall

>>149499935
We don't count the chastity belts here.

>>149499239
Where's the AI edit of them kissing?

I like Joshua Van but there is no way in hell he's beating Pantoja unless he has Ilia-tier ko power(which we haven't seen.) The ground game difference is just too massive. Great takedown defense is great until you get taken down. He's being rushed too quickly into a title shot simply because Pantoja already fought everyone else. Kind of a lose lose. He won't get another title shot for years unless Pantoja retires or loses.

>>149499912
That's a shame. I like gaycheese but if he gives him another title shot based on absolutely nothing yet again I'll be fuming

toporia is the mike tyson of mma

>>149499915
If Tardman smokes Paddy than that explains why Dana was so mad at the presser.

>>149499963
Joshua Van has that immigrant mentality. He'll find a way.

>>149499963
Pantoja is 35, if Van can fake an injury and draw out the time between now and his title shot, mother nature might rob Pantoja of his physical traits

>>149499944
you do count pigslam getting knocked the fuck out though

>>149499744
chills.

>>149499963
the kid is like 14 years old if it takes him 5 years to get back to a title shot he’ll only be as old as JDM and i find that unlikely because flyweight is so thin and he’s really good. i’m more worried about his frantic schedule flushing him prematurely

>>149500004
Slamdaddy tanked that shit.

>>149499963
Pantoja will get old at some point

>Du Piglet
Knocked the fuck out and choked the fuck out
>Zatdaddy
Undefeated

>>149499944
you count my chastity belt brazza?

>>149500023
slambabby took a shit in his reebok diaper after getting his clock cleaned by martins i fear

ratlip gets slept

Let's not be racist guys

they are actually begging for gaethje to get a title fight

Breaking: Cost of anxiety pens sky rockets as Ilia Topuria flatlines Charles Oliveira. Chimaev fans complain of unaffordability as DDP fight looms.

>>149500039
ratlip will be toyed with and then broken at will by DDP

Pantoja has never even remotely mentioned retirement. In fact he said he is getting better, and he is dominating the competition. He will be here for a while.

>>149500077
it’s not even a question he would be slept out cold. paddy has more intrigue at this point just give arman the fight dana you petty faggot

Dustin "DP" Poirier

Real stars: Zatdaddy, Slamdaddy
Astroturfed projects: Clitia, Pereddit

Pantoja vs Van yes please

Du Piglet been sucking on his BBC daddy’s anxiety pen I’m afraid

>>149500110
the only funny post itt pure cawlmedy bappa

Macho, macho man (macho man, yeah)
I gotta be a macho man (I gotta be a macho man)
Macho, macho man (yeah)
I gotta be a macho (oowh)

the ufc has been scripted since the early 2000s

Dricus du Plessis is undefeated against blacks.

>>149500128
Why are you thinking about BBC?
You gay?

DDP is Maori.

you think some japanese guy can come here and take my belt?
- pantoja after defeating joshua van

>>149500128
Erin brazza how are you?

LET THIS MOFOCKA FIGHT

Jesus fucking Christ I hate Garth so much. Motherfucker has had like three title shots already and never gets it done. He knows he’s at the end of the road so he’s trying to bitch and moan his way into a shot. Paddy sleeps him and Topuria flatlines him just like he did Charles

I just noticed something, tell me i'm crazy.. but joe rogan reacts the same when Illia topuria finishes people like he did with Conor.. No screaming or shouting no exaggerated screaming.. I swear he fucking hates seeing the white guy win wtf is up with him? Even with dricus vs adesanya when he wasn't commentating.

Joshua Van is the non-champion fighter of the year.

>>149500146
Bacon bussy Boers belong to BBC daddies it’s simple biology

>>149500138
If this fight happens Paddy will descend into arnold allen levels of obscurity

>>149500180
respect is silent

>>149500211
nah you calling other grown men 'daddy' is 100% homosexual

joshua van gogh the kid makes friggin art in there

pantoja put together a decent run but when will he fight someone from da lou

>Pantoja
>Merab
>Silva
>Illia
>Shavkhat
>Dricus
>Pereira
>Tom
Has does it feel to know we’re only a few potential fights away from possibly the most based champion lineup in history?

>>149500180
did you see him with his arm around jacobe? Rogans a creepy little freak

>>149500180
He had a muted reaction when Ngannou absolutely zeemed Rozenstruik. And he was fairly controlled in Ngannou/Stipe2.

>>149500180
>topuria
>white guy

>>149498988
SOON

DricGOD is too powerful for these shittleweights. He needs to spend 3 years in USA and bloatmaxx to HW and manhandle Tom Aspinall

did the bookies know about the heem helmet?

>>149500229
They're your daddies, not his

>>149500243
>pereddit
>scrubkat

Non-canon UFC fights

cereal grains

>>149500271
then why is he referring to them as daddy and i’m not bit strange ennit

Has he been washed long enough yet for you to not feel insecure about his greatness that you can finally admit he is an all time great?

>>149500297
little gay, innit?

>>149500293
so goated they named a staple food after him. the levels are voluminous

>>149500249
Yes, georgians are white european christians.. fuck off home paki

Since when did UFC start staging fights?

Why hasnt anyone tried to beat Topuria by grabbing him by the scruff of the chest and slapping the little nose off him?

>>149500297
Daddies dicked down your pea brain I fear

>>149500333
What's staged about Charles have no chin anymore?

>>149500333
wut

>>149500347
daddies? where?

Heeminder, Schaub invented daddy posting

>>149500310
he was the (distant) second best middleweight of all time if that counts as all time great then sure

the blitz is the most based move in mma. DDP, Pantoja, prime T-wood. A superior technical fighter has no answer for the "I see red" technique.

>>149500329
>hello fellow whites

>>149500377
OMG shaub is big brazza

>>149500391
Stipe clipping Werdum ring a bell you cazzie? He was circling away backing up and dropped him.

>>149500405
Shaun is fazza

>>149500292
Was a great time watching this little Asian meme striker land a flying knee flush on Pantoja and him just eating it and getting the tko a couple minutes later. On Pearl Harbor day no less. Back to riceland for you Hirohito

>>149500403
I don't get it? he's standing next to his blonde haired blue eye'd biological brother?

>>149500403
>brazzabathtub.jpg

imagine calling other men daddy baka

>>149500347
and a happy pride month to you too

>>149500409
werdum wasn't doing the blitz. he was running like a baby with a waterlogged diaper after a bottle.

>>149500409
That wasn’t a blitz you dumb fuck, that was some retard grappler trying his best to chase a guy down while swinging his arms like around and his chin up

>>149500427
fazzaddy doesn't have ring to it brazza

>>149500436
this dood went life and death with kyle bochniak and gassed against calvin kattar.

islam isn't even a worthy opponent
i hope someone better at 170 mops the floor with him so ilia can be challenged for once

>>149500425
And yet he has brown eyes and brown skin

>>149500436
they let this guy fight a 3 round main event and he still quit

stipe tapped

EY MENG TALD YALLS BET THE HOUSE TAPURIO IS THE TRUFF

>>149500333
Looks like a liveleak favela video while a guy is getting beaten to death when he’s laying on the ground

>>149500490
You mean like millions of european whites? stfu paki.

>>149500489
these webms are only similar on a surface level. volk is shifting into a left hand and topuria is throwing a right hand

>>149500403
good enough for me

>>149500514
>millions of whites
>who have brown skin

>Fight the actual undefeated contender?
>Nah, I fight real gangsta Max Hollogay instead.

>>149500550
noncesar ducked

Fact check: NOT white

>>149500550
fuck him

Evloev is not a contender
Dana told him if he wants to fight for a title he'll need to finish a fight
He fights debutant Aaron Pico next month

>>149500572
Wdym billions of brown skinned whites look like this

>>149500572
Getting massive zest vibes from this pic

marge i’m confused is topuria a brown daddy or a bacon bussy piglet

>>149500529
wow

Topiglets already planning on ducking Paddy??

>>149500534
>>149500572
You're a paki who doesn't understand so let me explain it to you. You have no kinship with Europeans who have a similar skin tone to you. "White" is a proxy for "European". Many Korean people have Pale "White" skin and yet they're not White. White people are diverse in terms of Skin shade, eye colour, hair colour etc.

Whiteness has nothing to do with being white it depends if I like you or not

>>149500612
Koreans are white though

holy fuck Kirsten Dunst looks old as fuck the wall has heemed another

ilia never wanted it to be this way

>>149500612
So Dagestanis are also white then? They have more genetically in common with a Georgian than you

White

>>149500436
The GOAT

Ilia is as good as it gets... but I will never be able to forget the fact that he literally copied Conor's tattoos. Imagine glazing another grown man that hard.

the volk/aldo topuria/conor parallels are movie esque. this means the next coming of max will arrive soon to put the final nail in volks coffin (and his name is jean cena)

SMIFF is as white as it gets

>>149500612
Georgians aren't white.

>>149500666
>So Dagestanis are also white then?
Yes

>>149500677
Copied his tattoos, copied his mannerisms, copied his catch phrases, the list goes on

it's not fair to everyone else that some are just simply unheemable. you can train harder than anyone else and still come up short.

>>149500635
Whiteness is a term used by colonial trash and should not be used by any decent Europeans.

>>149500666
"They have more genetically in common with a Georgian than you"

So? A Brit and a Georgian are genetically more in common than a Georgian is to you Paki.

white power

Just imagine how bad Ilia wants to grab Ilia by the scruff on the chest and schmack the nose off himself.

>>149500754
Whiteness is a term invented by Europeans, retard

Jean Silva will put an end to the clit menace

i will be the first 50 year old prospect in UFC history

>>149499239
he has two belts on his shoulder that he doesn't want to fall down

>>149500765
You didn’t answer the question. If it’s based on genetics not religion then Khamzat is also white as well as Ilia? As well all the other kebab shop owner looking mfers from the caucuses

>>149500677
The tattoos are different enough to be individual to Ilia. But he's literally copying Conor's words exactly. He told Paddy he'd put his balls on his forehead like how Conor told Chad.

Topuria's tattoo is an evolved and fully constructed version of Conor's tattoo. This is a level of artistic genius never before seen in the UFC.

>>149500802
His names Volk but that's ok you do you

>>149500754
europeans will be using it once the demographics get bad. that's when it becomes necessary

>>149500765
Actually no, a lot of georgians have genetic admixture from turkish and arabic populations, people the british have never had close proximity to. Many georgians are probably closer to pakistanis than the british just based off of proximity between the two regions as well as similar historic events both regions underwent

>>149500665

>>149500834
if you didn't see the face on either of those pics you would think those were gay strippers with them tatts.

>>149500765
This is you

>>149500834
Conor the GOAT
Ilia becoming a GOAT

Levels.

>>149500871
i bet you know a thing or two about gay strippers

>>149500834
>Topuria is an evolved and fully constructed version of Conor. This is a level of genius never before seen in the UFC.

whatever happened to that model who Conor copied his tattoos off of?

>>149500817
I did answer it.. They're within the bounds of Europe. Which is why they're White. A Brit is genetically closer to a German than He may be to a Ukrainian and closer to a Ukrainian than he is to a Georgian. Doesn't make them Non-White.

White literally just means EUROPEAN.

>>149500863
>American
>Many georgians are probably closer to pakistanis than the british just based off of proximity between the two regions as well as similar historic events both regions underwent

Listen you retard, we already have genetic cluster maps.. Spaniards are close to morocco and have had migration for milenia. Now guess what, the average spaniard is genetically more similar to a NORWEGIAN than to a moroccan.

making conor even shorter and even gayer and really getting to the core of what this character is about

>>149500871
Only extremely handsome men get to be strippers. This is one of the highest compliments.

>>149500834
Gane-esque in its brilliance joe

You guys always have meltdowns over racial purity

You can almost 100% be sure that any poster with Paki Derangement Syndrome is Indian.

Has r/asianmasculinity found out about Van yet?

>>149499003
This

>>149501023
Van is african.

Tell me he’s not about to sell you some doner

there is only 1 non-white male champ LMAOOOOO... And he's like 70% White...

WHY CAN'T BROWN BOYS COMPETE?

>>149501023
unfortunately that community was wiped out by the great mass steeleicide of 2025

we have fighters named Islam and Israel on the roster... it's about time Dana signs pic rel

>>149501023
Van is Mexican

>ello da-na r u cumin to [insert country here]?
Why are ESL journalists so fucking retarded? Ask a proper question.

>>149500842
No. Why would we do that instead of saying "I'm German, I'm French, I'm Polish, etc."?

a campaign of conquest

>>149501115
A campaign of clitty caging

>>149500863
ahahahahah
you fucking retard
Does that help you sleep better at night? Do you imagine you look like georgian but darker?

>>149501114
because you will have to join together as one to even compete

>>149501161
So the identity we will use is "European"..

what do people that clocked this as "scared" tell themselves to preserve their idea they they aren't retarded?

90% of the world doesn't even know Georgia is a real country

>>149501204
nope. immigrants in europe are already called european

Undefeated 2 division ufc champion Ilia...APTURRO TOPTURRA?

>>149501218
Topiglet was bricked up here.

>>149501235
Not Ethnically.

>>149501263
You're a dumb brown Indian

>>149501218
they simply give themselves psychosis by doubling down and saying he WAS terrified in the crowd of an event but not while actually standing in front of max in the cage

>>149501218
he was a huge gaethje fan

chase hooper

>>149501259
His clitty cage broke and he started leaking its why he covered his pants.

>>149501263
exactly, you just proved my point. you will have to call yourself "white brits" or "white germans" to distinguish yourself from the general term of "british" or "german" or "european" happened all throughout history

>>149501286
You're an American talking about Europe you really have no clue.. We're still 90% White while you're 56% fuck off and go learn spanish so you'll understand your mexican grandchildren.

>We're still 90% White
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>149501297
Fear is a potent source of motivation. He was clearly scared but channeled into another brutal Marc Goddard TKO

>>149501330
No, If you're talking at a national level.. We call ourselves native brits or indigenous.. I get you'd have no concept of that MUTT.

>>149501219
It's not, the real name of the place is Sakartvelo. Just like how Finland isn't real, it's Suomi

>>149501334
you are not anywhere near 90% white when you look at people under 18 years old. the demographic shift literally happens overnight when you get outbred. it's not a slow burn. one day, the whites will be elderly, and mostly childless, and die off. the whitees left will be living in hell.

>>149501334
You're poor, brown, and worship white people like me who vote to bring more of you people in.

you guys should all post your hands with timestamps

MMA?

>>149501388
you sound brown

>>149501334
You don't leave the house much do you

>>149501330
No. We are just "German" or "English." These terms imply that your family has been living on that particular soil for generations without influx of foreign blood.

clitia broke r/heem's buck

>>149501394
>>149501401
>>149501426
American flags..

>>149501436
Europe 90% white, that's just a fact.. And also UK is roughly 85% White. (98% where i live)

>>149501469
now do racial makeup of child aged population

never thought i would ever see charles get finished for a ninth time but illlia really is that guy

>>149501446
At least it’s not lumps on curdled milk on top of fries

>>149501401
You voted for MORE brown people???

>>149501469
Slurpee machine broke go fix it and grab me a taquito while you're up.

>>149501497
you jus exposed yourself paki

when did 4chan become so brown BLEGH

fuck man don't mention Slurpees.... fuck imma go grab one rn

> WE ARE EUROPEAN SAR

>>149501360
your self inflicted psychosis was your downfall

>brazza meme is dead
>american wrestling meme is dead
What meme will be next to die?

Ilia = Iran
Charles = Israel

Only browns do racism nowadays. Whites have largely moved on from such ignorance unless they're bitter and poor.

>brazza meme is de-*ACK*

>>149501581
the elite kickboxer meme is dead too.

>Rogan trying to claim that the extra weight is already making a difference and that Charles is able to absorb Ilia's shots .2 seconds before he gets deaded

ilia = india
charles = USA

>>149501599
2 fighters who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing

>>149501388
Amerifats really don't understand this simple fact, lmao.
Even gypsy that have been here for a milenia still arent called or seen as real european

Alvin Hines man wow what a beast

There are brazzas and american wrestlers in the top 5 of nearly every division

Conor McGregor is not white

>>149501611
> t. wealthy indian man

>>149499016
Ilia has been in 3 title fights against compromised or washed opponents, so it's fair

>>149501627
Rogan is always having those moments

Kayla Harrison is an American wrestler

>>149501614
Paul Craig simulated that man’s death 7 years ago

>>149501640
what don't you understand? you are living in the present. get back to me in a decade or two.

>>149501630
>tf
>tp

>>149499016
Topiglets already blaming Slamdaddy's meat for Chaddy humiliating him.

Mokaev would've beat Royval and Van on the same night btw

>>149501719
>tf

>>149501719

>didn't fight
>still mindbroke /heem/

Erin absolutely folded the mental stability of every topiglet ITT

kek daner sent mokaev money when he got in a car accident after getting cut

> us spaniards

Muhammad Mokaev is imprisoned in the Tartarus

>>149501776
>fights 1 time in all of 2024
>halfway through 2025 still living rent free in the minds of heemtards

>>149501780
Mokdaddy squeezing that paypiggy dry.

Undisputed UFC Lightweight Champion Ilia Topuria

unranked welterweight islam makhachev

>>149501638
If anyone doesn't know what they're doing, it's america, who has provoked Iran in to a conflict we literally can't win over nuclear weapons they weren't even building by doing useless attacks that did no actual damage to the target.

I saw the script. Paddy gets dropped in r1 but subs Ilia in r2

>>149501726
Mokaev went life and death with everyone he ever fought

who the fuck is mokaev?

heeminder this is the first championship fight in ufc history we have official word from hunter campbell himself was fixed to be a layup and nobody seems to care
we can't

>>149501630
ilia = my meng
charles = this thread

>>149501822
An unranked welterweight is the P4P #1???

Chills...

>>149501853
monkeav? yeah he's a peach of little fella

>>149501726
(via asking them to take a selfie and suckerpunching them when they're distracted)

>>149501879
brazza Ali inject needle in my ass

>>149501886
protect yourself at all times

>>149501856
Source?

>>149501776
Porkskinned heemsters are oinked I fear

Mokaev was the man to defeat Pantoja. Dana knew this. That's the real reason they banished him

This Mokaev guy doesn't even exist are guys talking about Evloev?

>>149501932
talmbout the mokaev that nearly got his knee obliterated by some random jobber? yeah... pantoja definitely wouldn't sub him.

Topuria sent him to the seventh layer of hair

mokaev was literally cowering in fear fighting Alex perez

The Forbidden One: the tragic career of Mohammad Mokaev

>>149501971
Brutal Marc Goddard TKO on a guy Cub Swanson walked off.

How would Islam counter Topuria?

FACT: No brazza has EVER fought a DDP.

>>149501969
The famous leg locking skills of alexandre pantoja

>>149501856
nah man charles is a real dog and savvy vet who doesn't quit some of the time

>>149502003
Not be an emaciated featherweight whose been knocked out fifty times

I keep forgetting du porkus is even champ. It feels like Khamzat already raped him

>>149502026
the famous desperation crotchdiving skills of mokaev

>>149502003
In this matchup Islam would not do stand up. He would shoot every second he got.

>>149502050
Khamzat vs DDP is essentially Tom vs Jerry

>>149501913
https://x.com/RedCorner_MMA/status/1934240360869540341

>umar nurmagomedov said

>>149502033
Oh-

Actually insane how those dagi boys manage to worm their way out of every tough matchup.

I honestly believe pantoja could beat 90% of the bantamweight division

i dread needing to pretend islam is good, once the ilia matchup is booked

>>149502133
JDM is a harder matchup

>umar said hunter said

>>149502133
they don't fight for money, they have a dictator funding them, win above all else, then run back to mountains and do zero promotion for the company that hires you

>>149502124
Wow imagine what pre-Islam Volk would’ve done to Clitia

>>149502155
Harder to lose, yes

JDM vs Ilia? anybody?

>>149502124
THE heckin slip?!!!

>>149502186
dudes barely big enough for LW

>>149502167
Dana fighters shouldn't do your job for you the promoter should be promoting and the fighters fighting

>>149502167
Based.

>>149502186
JDM would kill him
If you removed Islam from the conversation everyone would agree with this

so what's next for belal? assume islam does win, that means belal moves up right? then what? gets brutally embarassed by the middleweight gatekeepers? it's over for him it seems. islam cucked him if he wins. if islam's plans are to win then go back down, it just makes belal look like a bitch who couldn't get back his own belt. kek

>>149502186
Won't happen. Islam or JDM would have to go down to 155.

>>149502186
No that would be fucking stupid

I officially hate kai kara france

So Daner confirmed last night, that we all already knew, Arman didn't make weight and made up the injury excuse.

>>149502245
They’ll have him gatekeep crapkat

>>149502245
Capturing the belt was his swan song and the end of his arc, he's old, had a good run

Topiglet will duck Chaddy.

>afraid of Arman
>petrified of Paddy
>jittered by Jean

alright I just thought Id put it out there

>>149502291
shavkat will finish him

Why can't Dagestanis show respect?

post the pawg milfs its been a long day

>>149502186
ilia chins him in the championship rounds, but r/heem isn't ready for that conversation

>>149502167
Actually that is kinda based now that I think about it

belal has 2 notable wins and both times he only won because his opponents were sleepy

BJ Penn's mom is Maori

does Makhachev v Topuria cross 1 million buys?

Why are we pretending that JDM is good? He went life and death with Bumlal. Aptoro Topturo would heem him first round.

>>149502281
Can’t make weight if you don’t weigh in dumbass

If he said he missed weight you’d be right

>>149502342
talmbout BJ's imposter of a mother?

>>149502394
Nothing crosses 1 million buys anymore

Chandler hapsplodes on Cllitia.

>>149502398
Arman knew he was going to fail and made an excuse. Daner said he didn't make weight. His words not mine.

Why can't Clitia duck a hand sanitizer bottle?

Tony Ferguson still has one last run left in him. e will be the man to beat Ilia.

>>149502347
Talmbout?

Tom Aspinall is literally a dumbass. He did exactly what Stipe did and get played by Jon Jones. Jon made Stipe wait 3 fucking years for the fight, and he was old and rusty by then. Tom is literally wasting his prime accepting a Jon Jones fight.

>>149502296
This, same thing as Sean Strickland but Belal is a better fighter

Gane

>>149502186
JDM is just as sharp as a boxer and grappler but also way bigger and stronger. It's not even a contest. You can argue that Topiaries has more of a pop in his punches, more heem power going by his resume, but he's only fought featherweights and lightweights, a.k.a. chinny drained cutbabbies.

>>149502394
Topiglet is not a draw

>>149502500
Goosebumps

vacant toy belt owner ilia topuria
Welterweight Islam Makhachev

>>149502500
Shit.

>>149502510
THE mmajunkie?

>>149502510
B-But I thought brown third world instagram bots liked him!!!

>>149499096
That’s the saddest part and when ilia knock out Islam everyone would say ilia didn’t fought prime Islam. Triple h is right about fans being fickle fucks

>>149502504
>JDM is just as sharp as a boxer

>>149502394
wtf yes that drawls the whole of:
>spain
>russia, dagestan
>mulsims
>anyone even somewhat into combat sports
etc.

>>149502527
We're in fucking shambles.

Gane's Gumbo House

Clitia Topiglet was getting dominated the entire fight, but faced ZERO reporcussions because Max is pillowfisted.. Charles is cracking the kiddos chin

>>149502542
Yeah JDM is clearly better he actually has a guard, back foot, and doesn't retardedly load up on every punch.

>>149502133
Perennial fake ones

>>149502540
>Triple H was right
Alright wwetard back to /asp/ie you go

>>149502542
Sharper, arguably. Topuria gets hit more at range.

"Clitia" has to be the lamest, most forced shit in history

The GFL will revitalize the sport of Mixed Martial Arts

>>149502186
The real three belt fight

>>149502581
what did he mean by that?

What manager convinced Ngannou that at the height of his fame and prime fighting age, it would be a good idea to do a boxing fight then return to b-league mma? sure he made some good money off of it, but he literally would have made more with activity in the UFC, and not just fell off the map instantly after. I can't think of a bigger career flop move than him. I guess anything is better than shoveling sand but come on. he was the most hyped guy in combat sports.

>>149502581
She looks like a pig in a wig.

>>149502562
Unironically ilia is losing every fight until he heems. One day someone will just not get knocked out by roll of the dice

>>149502581
Holloway's wife has much better tits, but in overall looks, Ilia's is better

>>149502581
what does he mean by "our wife"

>>149502574
Wrestling is real for me dammit

is aura more important than results? I find myself not giving a fuck about fighters like topiria and missing the old days of fighters like liddell/lesnar/chael/mcgregor etc.

>>149502581
OUR? wife?

>>149502581
SAR!

>>149502510
it keeps happening...

>>149502610
Her name is Clitia

>>149502588
Don't sign your posts.

>>149502588
I find Clitia, Turdporia, and Toepiglet to all be amusing nomenclature. Perhaps you should stop being such a stick in the mud and let people enjoy something for once?

>>149502581
she's OUR wifes lads
we fucking made it

>>149502627
true

>>149502615
she literally has that popular racially ambiguous look every white woman wants. kim k esque.

Most Picked Fighter: Joshua "The Fearless" Van

Picked 6 times
Correct 5 times

>>149502661
I wouldn't date that basic high maintenence mid bitch

>>149502627
You care about drama and WWE tier aura not the actual sport.

>>149502644
Van is a superstar

>>149502710
And thats why hes based.

>>149502653
How about we start raping your heroes? Pisslam Faghachev? Yeah not funny anymore.

>>149502609
make more money under turbo jew Dana White? please

>>149502666
Lots of Spanish women have this, it's probably the biological legacy of the 800 years of Arab rule

How do you think you can beat Iliy Ilia Apturo Topturo?

>>149502767
Topiglets are so obsessed with Islam lmao

Hand sanitizer boyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>149502790
BAPBAPBAPBAPBAP

>>149499472
>Pretending Khabob wouldn't sub Topturo, after man handling him.

why is ilia ducking gamrot?

>>149502716
Yeah he is a superstar

i got it i got it
dont anyone get up

>>149502767
I think Pigslam is the better nickname

>>149502790
push him over and keep pushing him down when he tries to get up

let's settle this debate once and for all. what's the point of training mma to become an elite fighter when even a ufc champion would lose to an average normie with a pocket knife in a street fighter. weapons are simply too OP

new
>>149502904
>>149502904

we did it topturbros

>>149502907
dude landing a stab is like landing a punch maybe with a couple inches of bonus reach. you are not landing a punch on a fighter

>>149499270
Huhh?
Pantoja v Van
Merab v Sandhagen
Volk v Silva/Evloev
Ilia v whoever
Makhachev v JDM
Ankalaev v Pereira 2
Aspinall v Gane

>>149500243
>Van
>Umar
>Silva
>Ilia
>Islam
>Chimaev
>Jiri
>Tom
FTFY

>>149500773
kek