Thread 149500669

new champions edition

>Current and upcoming races
03.07 - 06.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
06.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>149427553

MW2

if they drag Brennan to the finish line, he will win

Cofidis-bros we're so back

>>149500841
That fucking helmet. That UCI ban can't come soon enough

Valter is unbelievably washed

Romeo wins

Israel absolutely killing their chances in the NC's

>>149500968
euskal herria supremacy!!!

>>149501012
Good. A team named after that country should not even be allowed on the roads

We really need a rider limit in the french NC

Eusebio spotted

>>149500968
DINABROS

>>149501222
But that would make it less likely for the jersey to end up with a french team.

>>149501261
Eusebio is dead

>last lap
>shows 30 seconds of nothing at the finish line
thank fucking GOD we treat cycling better in france

3km to go

watson wins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-22dkgN_SEE

>>149501372
oh right, Unzue.

>>149501222
Total had numerical advantage and did absolutely nothing with it

>camera switches away from the attack
please this is torture

>>149501222
Why?

Watson wins

>>149501451
I would normaly answer that most of the riders of Total are glorified amateurs, but the italian chad amateur made it >>149500445

>>149501451
all this for 3 riders in top 30

Valverde spotted

Probably the worst racing I've ever seen in the british NC's. Why didn't IPT try and attack or pull? Why didn't hayter pull or attack? Absolute brainlets.

>>149501543
top 10

Why is it so windy, has been for a month what the FUCK

>>149501722
I wish my problem was the wind. This heatwave just never stops

>>149501722
something about low and high pressure zones

I'm not gonna lie bros the marketing was right disc brakes and 32mm tires are way better

that's one way to piss off the Big Mold. better watch out, buddy

>>149501771
Pray the Mistral god to come back to save you

>>149501722
thank fuck its windy so we dont get cooked

>>149501948
I'm actually leaving on the 6th for 2 months

>>149501966
For a colder place i hope?

just live in a very tall building and heat is not a problem lol

>>149502017
It would be hard to find a warmer place. Actually visiting L'Aquilla for a couple of week in the middle of it

Rolf's nephew won the junior NC today

Stop crying about the weather. It's only for a few days, turn on the AC and after it's gonna be perfect cyclismo weather

>>149502142
>turn on the AC
Yes, well

>>149502142
i just open my balcony door and my kitchen window
AC natural

>>149502264
That's called "letting the heat inside". Cover your windows and keep everything closed during the day. When it gets colder outside than it is inside, then you open everything up.

Or get AC. The time of saying western Europeans not needing AC is over sadly.
The amerifat plan of heating up the climate to sell moreAC's succeeded.

>>149502142
who the fuck has AC lmao just make a towel wet

>>149502370
thankfully i live somewhere where it being even above 25C is rare

>>149501722
it's been windy for about 10 years lad
I'm always going on about global winding

>>149502142
>AC
Get off the VPN, Rodriguez.

There is nothing better than getting home from a long hot ride and stepping in air conditioning. Euros will never understand

ok

>>149502685
Solid 6000 points there

>>149502705
is that a lot? sounds like a good haul to me

>>149502731
Pogi will score 4k alone

Nice palmares

This finished 5th in our league last year btw

>>149502142
>Its only for a few days

>>149502142
>turn on the AC
We are not civilised enough to have that

>>149502673
i love my AC when i visit family in Spain
AC on every floor of the house, in every bedroom

>>149502673
Cirkle K has good AC so I know.

>>149502673
The best feeling is to jump into a pool

I cool myself down using only ice cream

>>149503227
?

>>149503261
>he doesn't know based bixente

>>149503269
indeed i had to google him
why would i know some footy guy from France

If you're a pooro and can't afford a 300 quid A/C unit but can afford a 6k bike it is illegal for you to bitch about heat

Met a chinaman once. Asked him how he found Denmark. He answered that he loved living a place where he didn't need AC.

>>149503357
Legend of the sport

They’re taking heatpills now

my god, it's so ugly

>>149503486
>"look at these jewish tricks!"

>>149503437
Gonadotropin for performance?

>>149503479
Illegal soon, thank god (the UCI)

>>149503479
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>149503479
Imagine the gravel tires you could mount

>>149503494
>Article 213. Hooliganism
> 1. Hooliganism that is a gross violation of public order that expresses a clear disrespect for society and that is committed:
> b) on the grounds of political, ideological, racial, ethnic or religious hatred or enmity towards any social group –
shall be punished by compulsory works for a period of one hundred eighty to two hundred forty hours, or by corrective works for a term of one to two years, or imprisonment for a term not exceeding five years.

>3 out of Italian nationals' top 5 are non-pro riders
very unusual

The question is which Harry Sweeny will show up..

>>149503786
Vino's boys meanwhile...

>>149502370
Huh I've been doing this unknowingly
I have brown nipples too, coicidence?

>>149503951
worry not, they properly raided their home event

>>149504083
meanwhile BIG Gleb did the Russian ITT NC and didn't get any UCI points.

>>149503423
>White french non merc team
France was a proper nation once

>>149503227
Does it say he has taken 2000 D's?

>>149504200
In the pic there is one Algerian, one Iberian and one Basque, not even talking about the rest of the team

>>149504255
Damn

Wellens NC jersey

>>149504200
In 1998 it was black blanc beur. Now it's black black black.

>>149504255
French people were never into football

>>149505495
escuchen, corran la bola. juegan en francia pero...

>>149503118
your right, not everyone can be rich though

>>149505495
how can the average french man have any nationalistic feeling when seeing this picture
how can you even reflect youself in this teams as a representative of your nation and people

>>149505596
I don't know

>>149505596
No idea

I'm gonna podium and ya'll know it.
Not even kidding.

>>149505728
>Milan

>>149505699
>>149505720

>>149505495
>yeah lets get some resources from africa. nothing can go wrong
>ffw 150 years

>>149505728
Correct

>>149505819
isnt like 30% of Brazil black and descendants of imported slaves from west africa

>>149505942
Brazil is peak mutt nation

>>149505981
dios mio

>>149501451
French teams should be allowed unlimited team sizes in all UWT races until they actually win something

>>149505819
>sees flag
>ignores rest of post

>>149502685
>Evenepoel (mental midget who will crack and lost today to Pogi's third or fourth domestique)
>Roglic (no further comment necessary)
>Gall (will do nothing for two weeks, get destroyed in TTs, and maybe go for a stage podium late in race)
>Skjelmose (no further commentary necessary)
>Milan (will get dropped and lose every sprint)
>Van der Poel (Will spend his time doing intervals and leadouts)
>Powless (>actually picking powless in a GT)
>Romeo (fair choice for value)
>Philipsen (you're actually going all in on the fatass sprinters?)

>>149505981
>chromosome Y 71% european
>mtdna 21% european
the portuguese men had such jungle fever

>>149505728
you might win if you picked the right sprinter

>>149506244
imagine being on a ship for months with noting but ships biscuits, booze, salted meat and salted fish along with other smelly men and you see some tribal women running around naked
pure desperation

>>149506440
>other smelly men
:3

>>149506440
>desperation
These are meds, they're north africans. They'd fuck a donkey if they haven't had a wank for 2 hours. Let alone a pygmy jungle dweller.

>>149506999
Burgos pas normal

>>149506999
jambaljamts is so good they cloned him

>>149506999
>Visma

>>149507235
Brennan 2nd in UK
Kooij 2nd in Netherlands

Whos the burger tt champ?

>>149507551
Artem Shmidt
PCS has a nice page:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/calendar/championships/national-champions

>>149507605
thanks

>>149507551
waaaaaah waaaaaah im a little baby i dont know how to open pcs waaaah waaaaah wont someone help meeeeee.

its artem SCHMIDT

>>149507626
peak mutt name, very fitting

>>149507235
Pluggod doesn't want national colors to stain his shirts so this is actually a victory

Big week ahead lads
Axelgaard previews
Netflix slop
Veloteams to be adjoosted

clear your schedule

>>149510705
Already ajusted plenty
Those fucking 6 pointers unclassed are a headache, lots of potential yet 90% will not do shit

>>149510983
You WILL pick Barré who WILL score 0 points and you WILL be happy

>>149503499
Just what a Luddite would say

what if fishboy doesn't even podium this year, that would be pretty disastrous and very tragic for pissma. No one would ever want that right?

>>149512371
his mommy would have to hold him as he cries

why am I disgustingly fat, cyc?

>>149512764
Its your lifestyle. But lack of consumer protection and a predatory food industry is partly to blame.

>>149507042
their team diaspora is pretty cool
caja rural's tt win is more pas normaler

>>149512896
that makes me feel a little better. any lifestyle tips for an aspiring champion?

>>149506440
The brazilians practiced wifeswapping between tribes to keep the peace, when the euros showed up the brazilians threw their women at them and the rest is history

We're officially in Tour de France week

>>149513152
Only eat what you cook. Also vegetables

First previews are IN

Tonight was trully the worst. 29 degree and 80% humidity in the appartment

>>149506999
I think Norway has a certain team bias.

it's that time of the year where northern europe refuses to leave the house isn't it

>>149516641
Yes, its 50/50 if we die from the sun

>>149516641
thank god it only lasts for ONE day this week

>>149516943
>>149517015
last 2 days were horrible here
it's not even July god help us

Highly recommend Suzerain. Text based political story game based in an unstable region with a fucked country you have to repair. Pro top, reformists are based. Fuck the supreme court.

>>149517105
perfect staying indoors watching TDF weather next week

gee I wonder how UAE will ruin it

My 4iiii precision crank power meter stopped working after replacing the battery. Not sure how to debug it, seems like a common problem that eventually the oring goes bust and water seeps in causing failure, and they don't seem to male new battery cover sets anymore :(

I'm going to the mountains next week, at least I know I'm in great form because people always have their best rides when power meter is broken

I started trying 9 grams of creatine daily, immediately seem to hold more water. Is this useful at all?

>>149515510
That looks alright, but I'd move Jorgenson up a tier and add some other guys to the 1 star tier

why hasnt yanina kuskova raced for her pro team in 2 months, but just did the uzbeki races? did the other girls bully her back to tashkent?

>>149515510
It pains me but I think Evenepoel should be on the 2* instead of the 3*

>>149517210
Not too late to get a crank or pedals from somewhere. I was always dubious with 4iiii. My stages from 2016 are all going strong still. Stages were always very reliable.

>>149517323
Don't know why you'd be holding water; but it's smart to build up creatine consumption for your body to get used to it; Or you might get the runs.
It's proven to be helpful to your body after physical excercise. I usually drop 1 tbsp with a banana smoothie or something after excercise.

>>149516943
No wonder so many of you play counterstrike

Do people still believe that fishboyo's "recovery" (aka peptide cocktail protocol) is better than pog's? If so, I'd love to see W*UT fully chained like a dogsbody

>>149517424
Alright

Going to get crowded in that top 5

Also,
>addidas partner with ineos
The Sky train is so back.

>>149517210
Minimum 6w/kg in your future.

>>149517424
If I recall, doesn't creatine draw water into muscle cells, so people see a bump in weight quickly.

>>149517323
Why creatine? Beta alanine is better for endurance sports. Unless you're weight lifting or track sprinting creatine is a bad idea.

>>149517557
yes. when I took it semi-regularly a few years back I immediately noticed I need to drink nearly twice as much on me rides, and I am already a thirsty lad

Do we know why her team of meds bullied her out for being a nord? if thats not the case, feel free to correct the record, but with my vast experience with women its what i assume to be true

>>149517656
I suspect her teammates are jealous on account of her perfectly formed feet which produce a delightfully cheesy aroma.

>>149517625
I just saw it in the supermarket and thought id give it a try. I remembered someone told me it made you explosive.

>>149517664
her badfrens are soooo jealous

>>149517710
Try beta alanine, that actually works. Lowers your blood pH. Those 3-10 minute efforts are easier. And no negatives that creatine has.

https://www.domestiquecycling.com/en/features/pogacar-gave-us-a-nice-punch-in-the-face-inside-jonas-vingegaards-tour-de-france-preparation/
>Domestique spoke to Visma | Lease a Bike head of performance Mathieu Heijboer about Vingegaard’s approach to the business of winning the Tour.

>>149517710
>I remembered someone told me it made you explosive.
A different kind of explosive than you might expect if you catch my drift

>>149517323
>>149517424
creatin water retention is a well known fact

>>149517797
Interesting. I started taking it half a year ago and I'm not drinking more nor did my weight change.
My physical activity is more strenght than cardio though

>>149517845
a buddy of mine had visible reaction to water bloat in his face and it was straight up comical when he decided to take creatin

even lamer than Giro E

creatine makes your muscles retain more water. if you don't have any muscle you won't notice the bloating. it's concentrated in muscle tissues.

>>149516641
yes i got an aircon this summer and i wont leave the house after 9 am

does the Garmin Varia radar/light fall under the paypig moniker?

>>149518374
Yes but it is /cyc/ approved considering the increasingly deranged behavior of cagies

>>149518374
I would say no, depending on how unhinged your cagies are. (They all are.)

>>149512764
See picrel

>>149512764
You eat too much and what you eat is bad for you. Count your calories for a week, confront the truth, and then do something

Velogames for Tour where?

have we had any Rosenbert updates?

>>149518374
Get cameras if you haven't already

The first week of the Tour might be rainy and windy

>>149518645
prodhomme getting the padun treatment

Not very steep

>>149518760
They need to go for stages no 2nd on GC that's gay

>>149518760
So they gave up, like everyone else. Will be such an exciting Tour

>>149518985
Waar is Gaudu?

>>149519007
Banished to twitch.tv/davidgaudu given his current shape

>>149518985
Remember when FDJ was actually an okay team

>>149519051
in 2019?

>>149519007
Who?

>>149519051
No I don't

>>149519051
I actually don't, please enlighten me

how come she hasnt been racing with her team for months? im concerned for her mental health

>Pinot gone
>Démare gone
>Martinez gone
>Watson gone
>Armirail gone
>Kung fraudulent
>Gaudu fraudulent
>Madouas fraudulent
Grégoire is the only good rider in the team at this point

what happened in 2020 to huge carthy?

>>149519112
Penhoët and Gruel are promising somewhat

weird vibes from this picture

>>149519112
Their yoof don't look particularly impressive either, it's a rough time but they will prevail. Askey is underrated and now far off a big win. Kung is a waste of time imo I wonder how much he's paid.

I think they relied too heavily on Gaudu to continue his promising development and take over from Pinot and now he's shit, teams fucked. It's actually quite sad to see. I like FDJ a lot.

can women from Uzbekistan get restraining orders against Americans?

>>149519157
Tudor starting a villain arc? This has potential.

>>149519197
i just wanted to go to a race, maybe press some flesh and score digits with my game..or ease my way in through her sis, bum the whole senpai

>>149518985
The disrespect...

>>149519304
he's out with unspecified injury

>>149518987
>believing anything that visma say

>>149518987
What do you want them to do, murder Pogacar?

>>149519439
Just dope Jonas up more. If he dies he dies

>>149519515
Lmfao, I said previously we should butcher riders to create a frankenstein monster. Jonas gets Wout's legs and heart as well as Jorgenson's lungs. No more playing nice with UgayE.

caravan is ready

>>149519802
not many environment friendly

>>149519197
Isn't bride kidnapping normal in Uzbekistan?

>>149519604
Jonas has bigger lungs than Jørgensen.

How's the fridge holding up euro bros? 32 degrees. The pizzas are defrosting. Ice cream is now just cream.

>>149520198
ive looked into it and yes, but im not a muslim. i plan on courting the kuskova girlies like a white man. its up to them whether we do things the hard way

They put a sign up telling you the temp of the sea water. Who knew 13 degrees was so cold. That means when it's actually proper cold in the winter and you think you might die of hypothermia it's probably only 6 or 7 degrees. Mad stuff Ted.

>>149519439
stick a bidon in his front wheel
poison his food with cholera
sabotage his bike
put tigerbalsam in his suncreen
rub his pants with chilis
so many options to make him DNS and not a single team have done anything yet

Visma should hire a psychologist and/or a psychiatrist with specialty in ADHD. Make a plan of how you trigger pog the most possible. He has already lost tdf twice because he could not keep his concentration.

I believe Jonas will have worse W/kg in 2025 TdF than 2024. However he will be better on the TT and on the puncheur stages

>>149520537
As a teenager I rub a bit of tigerbalm on my nuts. It was extricating. Felt like the sack burned away and the ball hung freely in the air.

>>149520537
>not a single team have done anything yet
wrong

>>149520676
>extricating
excruciating

>>149520651
easy
just hire a group of people to follow him around france and harras him and his team as much as possible no matter where they are
follow them in races, on the public roads between races, in the hotels and so on.
no mental rest or physical rest

>>149520665
>be worse where it matters
det slut

>>149520537
You're missing the most obvious and realistic which is kamakazie. Campenaerts needs to collect him off the side of a mountain. Visma will look after his family for him.

>>149520787
I still believe Colbrelli assassinated Rog on purpose.

>H*lger out
thank God

>>149520676
what would happend if you put tigerbalsam in your bidon and drank it

>>149520915
Diarrhea for certain. Would also hurt but dunno how much.

>>149520777
Reading Heijboer's recent interview it does look like they're going for more muscle mass and explosivness, and his pure w/kg in Dauphiné were already meh. Probably one of the reason he did such a good performance on Plateau de Beille was how light he was after the crash. However this also caused him to fade a bit in the third week last year

>>149520968
yea well we all know that no matter what it is not up to Jonas to beat Pogi but lady luck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5gw7ZY-9VU

We need a been next

>>149521012
not gonna watch this slop
also how is riding 70km somehow impressive lol

>>149521044
It's not. However,

>>149520243
You're supposed to put those in your freezer, not your fridge.

Do you also trust the plan?

>>149521210
very tasty

I have it on good authority that poogacar has joined scientology. I can't reveal who my inside scoop is but it's true and the story will break soon.

Poocunt is a scientologist.

>>149521481
pro cyclists don't make enough money for the scientology celebrity treatment.

>>149521481
honestly i would not be suprised at all

>>149521481
We already know that he has an aunt who is in a sect

Why hasnt she raced for Laboral-Kutxa in months, i will keep asking this until i get an adequate reply, keep playing hardball and the NEW noseberg shoops start flying

>>149521594
Schizophrenia runs in the family

>>149521594
I bet she fucked twink boi when he was U14 which is why he's gone for a mummy gf

how tf did I miss this

o

>>149521596
You're still under cyc sanctions for previous Rosenbert posts

dont ride your fagcycle near my car

>>149521801
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149521696
it was news even before 2024
also i dont quite remember where the cult is hiding but my memory wants to say USA

Why is it always la repugnante criatura de las Américas?

Right well that's a decapitated body

Red Bull TdF jersey

>>149521850
most vile and insane country in the world where Europe send all our crazies centuries ago
no wonder they are all defected in the head still, USA is the white (kinda) version of Pakistan

>Doesn't get any attention
>Posts gore because at least janny will pay him attention
Life must be bleak to crave attention from 4chan jannies

Reminds me of the time I spazzed out and spammed blacked porn haha

>>149521925
dont be such a prude

>>149521828
So they disappeared on 3rd November 2021 but she was only added to the Europol most wanted list ten days ago.

>>149521961
They're slow

cuck cult

>>149521961
>Canary Islands
They sent her to the secret lab beneath Teide. Thanks to Pogacar genes she will become the foid version of Merckx

>>149521961
as much as i hatewatch pogacar and wish him to DNF this is just fucking sad

>>149522061
Why is it sad?

>>149522117
sad for the little girl and sad for Pogacar that he has a part of his family thats fucked up beyond any reason

>>149522149
But it's a cousin he probably doesn't know and a kid of hers he probably doesn't know. I don't know how you have such sympathy to dish out to these people.

>>149521885
not too bad. looks like total kit from the thumbnail

>>149522182
its not like im gonna loose sleep over it all im saying is that the whole ordeal is sad

My dad has been watching Armstrong replays ever night on his computer for the past week which is very based

I get the idea, but it's terrible as infographics

>>149521926
>Reminds me of the time
times you mean

How do you deal with the heat?

Bookies hate him

>>149522546
stop posting this retard

>>149522446
I simply live with the suffering.

>>149522556
>not getting your cycling news solely from Mou X
ngmi

>>149522446
cold riesling

>>149522601
Go to bed mou

>>149522546
clown thinks he's nostradamus predicting Usain Bolt will win a sprint

just look at those fucking veins

>>149522756
pas normal

>>149522770
looks like he has starved himself since Dauphine lol

>>149522756
It's going to be extremely funny when the doped donkey drops him repeatedly despite weighing +10kg

>>149522808
here is a higher quality
he must have a body fat % of less than 2 right now

>>149522756
skellymaxing is outdated. jumbo are done.

>>149522756
What do they eat?

>>149522860
Jonas lives exclusively of Glynøre tinned fish products.

>>149522899
pickled curry herring primarily

>>149522860
They dont. Vismas new strategy is 150mm cranks and 50 kgs

>>149522860
they need to hire Ice Grug as consultant and not goofy youtubers

instead of casually becoming a pro cyclist he went schizo hiding the woods like the unabomber.
what could have been

>>149523021
Who is this from?

>>149523061
N. VAN DER POEL

>>149523061
Ice Grug. The greatest cyclist that never was

stage 3 and 4 gonna be very windy if the forecast holds
i can already smell the chutes

>>149523584
wherever I go .. I must chute in a silly unnecessary way…

Just pay pigged. Top attic room so roof bakes the room. 32 degree, humid. Payed for by the government through my monthly cozy spacker bennies.

no support for Skjelmose?

>>149523666
i think he's cute

>>149523072
>>149523075
Oh yeah, didn't he have some crazy vo2max or something?

>retired already
Kwab

>>149523584
Best case scenario nobody chutes but Pogacar loses 3min in an echelon

>>149522875
love the sandals. How can you not support this adorable mild mannered misfit

>>149523332
imagine if the stage has... a big long bridge

Actual scenario: pogacar takes 8 minutes on everybody except O'Connor, Arensman and that ends as the podium

>>149523021
The madman was doing it all on the rape machine, wasn't he

>>149524961
yeah I think all the threshold stuff he did
the easy stuff he went outside for

All NC’s are dogshit this year

>>149525177
Based ice grug

>>149525222
the belgian lies as he breaths

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re3hlCU9ahE

bert called it, impulsivity will kill pooshit

>>149522808
greatest schizo thumbnail?

>>149525408
Reminder that at the time journo scum were already defending Riis

Realistically poogacar can win another 7 tours. In fact he's favorite as things stand to win the next 7, by a mile. It'd be a miracle if anyone comes close to competing with him.

>>149525452
they probably didn't know yet that he was doping

>>149525481
Seixas will save us

>>149525523
lol

Why is "Tim Naberman" participating in the Tour? Best result on PCS in 2nd in the KOM of Boucles de la Mayenne 2019

>>149525533
I believe but I also am under no illusion it's another false prophet

>>149525667
Most trusted gregario

>>149524029
besides TDF 2022 when has Pogimerda lost time in echelons?

>>149525950
who is Timothy Wellens supposed to be better than?

>>149525977
Politt maybe. The fact is he still beat Remco yesterday

>>149526031
and SKA beat Mads yesterday

>>149526054
Good thing that Mads doesn't do the Tour then

>you cannot have all three favorites for the podium in your team

Lame

Also this year I am not bothered with the official Tour fantasy league anymore.

>>149521961
Fun fact, they only add people to the "most wanted list" when they're out of leads. The goal is that it gives attention to the case again in hopes of somebody coming with new information. So it doesn't mean you need to be a very bad boy to get on the list

>>149526185
remco is not third favourite?

>>149522756
My vains are even worse when it's hot like it is right now. They're just cables floating on top of the rest of my body.
Genetics, all men in my family have this (we're all skinny af too though)

>>149526185
>you cannot have all three favorites for the podium in your team
Yes you can.

>>149526742
>>149526297

>Climber1&2 and sprinter are all starting at 6 points

Not even close

I will now exclusively watch this woman's thirst traps on Facebook because the comments from Indian men make it 10x better

>>149519802
For me, it's the strawberry Zaku

>>149526820
Mad that making money off social media basically means you're and indian man's entertainment. It goes beyond thots. These smelly creeps are everywhere now.

>Pooshit Koomar Arsefuk liked your video

This is the state of their notifications

>>149526820
>Kamal Kumar

>>149519051
>>149519071
>>149519089
1997

>>149527421
>GIANETTI Mauro
I see what you did there

>>149527552
Visma needs holy water in the bidons NOW

12 stage wins for pog and 10 minute GC win
cyc will sit and watch that for 5 hours every day during the summer
idk how you guys do it
(actually i do it's because you're losers)

why are bidons so expensive these days? price manipulation by Big Mold I bet

>>149528211
What sort of bidons are you buying? I buy elite fly team bottles and they're like $8-12 per

>>149527897
There's people that watch some closet gays kick a ball around for 90 mins every week. Let that sink in.

>>149528420
cycling, famously the least gayest sport

>>149528420
not during the summer. it's gays in the winter, dopeurs in the summer

>>149528268
I just saw this and it annoyed me.
bought some gels for 8 euro and they came with a free bottle so happy days

>>149528503
what the FUCK is oz

>>149528839
an oz is 1/8 of a cup
a cup is 1/4 of a quart
a quart 1/4 of a gallon

picking a bike to rent for summer holidays is worse than doing a velogooomble team

>>149529054
what's your choices

>>149528211
>not getting your bottles at the side of the road

>>149529375
Supersix, orca and some chinese stuff
leaning towards the orca now I guess

>>149529677
just go with a decent road frame from a good shop (most important thing so it's maintained with good shifting, brakes, and tires) and shifting that you're familiar with

>>149528839
pint and a half

>>149528839
oz is the upside down land

>>149528839
You're telling me it's 24 OZ and not 240 Z?

>>149527897
that sounds fun

>>149525314
name three

watermelon :^)

>>149523584
>thousands chutes stare

>>149529788
lol no I want the lightest and prettiest I can find, I'll do over 2k climbing per day
was thinking of a willier but they're heavy as shit

>>149527897
Kek

>Yasu
sounds japanese

>>149536890
Hapa?

De Lie bros such disrespect.
Girmay good value but one of the Big Three really should be winning it.

https://www.lequipe.fr/Cyclisme-sur-route/Article/-je-me-serai-bien-passe-de-ce-record-entretien-cash-avec-bernard-hinault-dernier-vainqueur-francais-du-tour-de-france/1574440
>“I could have done without this record”: a candid interview with Bernard Hinault, the last French winner of the Tour de France.

>>149536980
Mayhaps

>>149537022
>wva
When will they learn that he has no sprint anymore.

Groves in service of Philipsen is insane, they should be sweeping up every sprint stage.

>>149537264
Except that Jappe will be relegated for trying to assassinate others, as per usual.

>>149537310
>assassinate the big dawgs
>get DQ
>Grug wins
next level tactics

>25c
>light pleasant breeze
>48% humidity
ah, perfect cycling weather. had excellent lunch ride today.

>Italy planning a €13.5B bridge to Sicily
oh my, is it finally happening?

>>149537361
>Italy
>planning
No. It is not happening Rusbert

>>149537361
Yeah, since 200 BC

>>149537361
Apparently the mafia will be seething because they own the ferries

I now remembered that Fuglsang's blog post about Sicily that caused jimmies rustled all over Italy

>>149537441
>jimmies rustled
Haven't heard that one in a long time.

>>149537458
yes, well

>>149537422
They'll own the construction company soon enough

>>149537441
A true ciclismo classic

Stage of Roglic chuting and stage of Roglic abandon?

Make bets

Kek

>>149537981
imagine two Pogs in UAE roster

The sport of cycling.

>>149537981
Should have been 8 pooshits

Too hot to ride today. Ill hydrate with a beer instead.

how do i steal this look

is hookless + tubeless safe already? i need a new wheelset

>>149528839
a ski resort area in the alps

>>149522942
>>149523021
What is this from?

>>149538785
Van der Poels training diary from howtoskate.se

>>149519157
Mark Hirschis has such a comical jaw

>>149506440
>imagine being on a ship for months with noting but ships biscuits, booze, salted meat and salted fish
sounds comfy desu

>>149538673
Need or want

>>149538673
Safe and Effective™! (buy roval, they're hooked)

>>149538673
are you retarded?

Mmm.

>>149519157
why isnt narbonnoid bert in the photo, he rides for Tudor

https://scrandle.com

We need a cyc version of this

>>149538672
If they are such devout muslims why isn't she in a burqa. This will get you killed in a muslim country that is not Belgium

>>149538672
>remco is shorter than oumi
it all makes cents now

>>149539191
>>149539214
just answer the question. i want to look super cooooool like remco

>>149539268
lol

is keegan swenson a dumb frogposter?

>>149539657
mmmmm yes i want to get a cowboy frog in a suit with plants on it permanently imprinted on my body what a retard

>>149539191
Just like there's many different kinds of christianity (lutherism, catholic, orthofox, ...) this is also the case for islam. His wife is Moroccan which usually isn't as strict as the middle east. Burka's aren't really a thing there. Even headscarfs aren't that strict in cities.

> captcha: Tmods

Moser is a real champion, he really does want that fourth win!
https://youtu.be/88VPhYz5qoY&t=1538

>>149539191
Even in Iran they don't care that much

I assume we've all made the goobler team, or at least an iteration

wish i had a discbreak bike. Life is suffering as a poorfag

>special Hinault edition
They're already seething on twitter

>>149539938
Alah was the best French guy they had, to include with the "G3"?

>>149540003
yes obviously.

>>149539275
go to Kamping Kitsch and ask for pointers there

>>149539938
why? is he not popular?

>>149539938
proud of narbonnoid bert making the cover, he really is the best bert itt

>>149539938
digging hinaults sexy yoga pants, such a dilf

>Verstrynge is 6 pts
Sure, random dude who did a top 15 once is now as much as riders with proven track record all season long.

Veloman got so fucking butthurt about stork last giro that he made the absolute worst point distribution in a long time.

>>149540197
On Twitter they're seething because he's a pogiboy

>>149540247
> not knowing verstrynge is there for a stage win
Please pay attention

>>149539774
From my experience in this shithole the most social muslims are Moroccans and Lebanese people.
Honestly they're "muslims" on paper, they really don't give a fuck and are not as socially inept as algerians or pakis, surprisingly you can be friends with them.

>>149540303
They're not arabs, they're berbers. Blood difference.

>>149540301
You can't price that dude on the same bracket as Barré, Schmid, Cort, Romeo, Velasco, Baudin, Blackmore...I mean come the fuck on. Veloman is just being a dick.

>>149540344
You will pick Sweeney and you'll like it

>>149540364
I mean that TT was awesome.
There's a few bottom of the barrel shitters that could tempt me like Van Djike or Barthe but i don't think i'll matter as much as the giro this year, they all seem really terrible.

We could all agree to not pick Pog and make fun teams. All we need to do is trust each other

>>149540563
Tempted to take the risk. Anything can happen, he might crash stage 4. At which point you're almost certainly getting top 10% overall, maybe better.

>>149540197
Twatter doesn't like him because every year he says the French riders suck (true) and that he thinks Pogi is entertaining (also true)

>>149540247
But Stork didn't do shit.

>>149540629
>8% Van Baarle
people are very dumb

>>149540647
just not paying attention

>>149540629
300+ points for a 4 is bretty gud.
>>149540598
Pog is never sick and doesn't crash.

>>149540672
>doesn't crash
Honore doesn't agree.

>it's torty four degrees even in London
there's no way the "people" there will survive such an ordeal

>>149540726
Indians are used to it.

Yeah it's a roaster today I'm getting baked by the roof again as the fans have been allocated to the failing fridge and freezer

>>149540726
There are no white people in London

They should postpone the Tour, nobody can survive in this heat.
Unrelated my vacation starts in August.

>>149540726
>there's no way the "people" there will survive such an ordeal
The natives of Tower Hamlets will be fine

>>149540726
This motivated me to sell my flat and get a house.
Might be a little further away from work ( even tho with remote work not that annoying )
But you don't have the city heat, can install A/C without annoyance and far away from some *people*
Funfact selling my shitty 30m2 flat literally gets me a 90m2+ house just a few km away

>>149540672
>300+ points for a 4 is bretty gud.
Yeah, but there were still three better picks.

Paging the Dutch bert, my TooT Ashaa Carbon handlebar is available if you want to buy it from me

>Team leader Tadej Pogacar is also helping Wellens become a better rider. "I sometimes learn that I used to be a little too focused, maybe even too professional. It's more about finding the balance and the equilibrium. Sometimes it's better to be 95% with your sport, than 100% and not keep it up for long. Tadej is mentally a very intelligent person. And by being the best rider in the world, everyone listens to him. You see his approach as a truth, because everything he does are good things."
Bro just chill bro listen to Sola and you'll do 7 W/kg

>>149541019
>Sometimes it's better to be 95% with your sport
Sure when youre 125% better than the next best rider.

>>149541019
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomba

>>149541047
Lel

>>149541047
holy lel

>>149540247
It's for the same reason no UAE are 4pts. George doesn't want you to be lame and play assists points

>>149541019
>everything he does are good things.
>>149517736
>But of course, we also look above us, at Pogačar.
Almost like he is Jesus, recognized as such even by his enemies.

If Vingo loses this Tour like he lost in 2024 he will never win it again

>>149541364
he will never win the tour again

>>149541364
I don't think many people even consider he'll win ever again, and those few who do will not after this tour.

Poocunt until 2032.

Tausendjähriges Pogacar

>>149541364
as long as pogacar exists he'll never win it again

Finalized my team, nothing special, but then again, there is not much variation possible, because besides with Pogacar and Vingegaard selected, you have little options left.

Also fuck sprinters, don't care about them and their 4 stages they get this year.

>>149541567
Zimmermann will get 0 points, better change that one

>>149541567
Sprinters have 4 or 5 stage to compete in
Someone like VDP has 5-6 ( if no DNF ) BUT there's no guarantee they'll contest all of them.
Whereas those 4-5 flat stage will be contested hard by a top sprinter

Its all a question of little calculation and luck which makes it annoying.
I do have merlier curently, i've been thinking of downgrading to get some cool 6-8 pointers but most of the time when i do that those 6-8 end up not doing anything.
Over the years i've learned to to rely on "might" win stages but rather "will 100% contest some"

>Mart Smeets takes down Vingegaard and 170 others in Tour preview: 'It will be boring anyway if you draft a Dane who never lets anything nice come out of his mouth'
>Mart Smeets is not very enthusiastic about the upcoming Tour de France. He lashes out at Jonas Vingegaard and reduces 170 riders to a bunch of losers.

>>149541775
“It's boring anyway when you draft a Dane who rarely in his life lets anything nice come out of his mouth,” Smeets said. "Who has no charisma. Who can cycle hard, but reduces cycling to a three-week little spectacle and happens to be from Copenhagen and the surrounding area."
Whether we don't need Vingegaard for a bit of excitement? "No, we don't need anything at all. We need a Dutch team with eight riders," Smeets points to the lack of good Dutch classification riders in the Tour. Thymen Arensman will probably be there, but the former presenter of the Avondetappe has already called him too cautious

>>149541794
>We need a Dutch team with eight riders
>Smeets points to the lack of good Dutch classification riders in the Tour
>in the Tour
there's lack of good GC Dutch riders overall. around whomst such team even have to be formed then?

>>149541833
Well there’s Hymen and that’s about it wasn’t there a junior last year that was a good climber? I think he’s still doing U23

>>149541833
Dumuolin impressed out of his comfy retirement back onto the front-lines. A honorable mountain train of ARENSMAN, LEMMEN, and KELDERMAN will lead him to righteous victory over the foreigners.

>>149541873
TotalEnergie vibes

>>149539721
Dylan Johnson literally has Sharknado or Sharktopus tatted on his arm
gravelsisters
not like this

>>149540860
vax status?

>>149541964
kill all gravel riders

>>149541019
Ice Grug knew this. If Pog was as wise as the great ice man he would have called the bald fraud a loser years ago

>>149542237
>sometimes all i needed was a beer, or eight beers
yeah

>>149541775
>>149541794
who the fuck is Mark Smeets Sneeds

>>149541364
indeed
Giro-Vuelta farming happening from next season for sure
still a Giro win here, a Vuelta win there plus 2x TDF wins is better than 99.9999% of cyclists that ever lived

welp, not gonna get any sleep by the looks of it like I havent for the past few days, sucks when the alarm goes off at 03:30 for a truewagie
four weeks off from friday thank fucking god but why does the grind always seem to become expontentially more almost the closer you get to getting vacation time fuck
even the idea of travelling right now sounds exhausting I just want to sleep
/blog

>>149541752
Every sprinter misses at least one sprint stage

>>149542410
why are you working on Canada Day?

>>149542410
de laatste loodjes wegen het zwaarst michel

>>149542410
What job?

>>149542723
The fuck is Canada day?

>>149542410
I know that feel, nothing a few sickies can't fix.

if there is one thing i hate about the TDF its how ones normie NPC co-workers suddenly thing themselfs ciclismo experts while not caring about the sport the rest of the the year
fucking plebians

>>149542410
It's a reality check. Your whole body NEEDS that vacation because your job is sucking the life out of you. If you have a chill fulfilling job, vacation is just a fun extra, not a necessity. It's the carrot on the stick of capitalism, promise them weekend to get through the week, promise vacation to get through the year, promise retirement to get through life.
It's time for you to live of gibs for a while and figure out what you really want before you become an empty shell full of regrets.
And I'm not kidding.

>>149541775
Based Mart Smeets. I still miss this comfy boomer

Imagine a night on the beer with Mart Smeets, Willy Friskhorn and Bert Zonderfoto. That would some night out.

>>149543313
I cant think of a single job that would "fulfill" me, thats why I have the one i do now. I can go down to working 3 days a week next year which is my plan. The job can be very chill. Many chill jobs end up being soul destroying boring. Its about finding a balance between having actual stuff to do versus not doing two people's jobs. I just have to hold out a little longer.

>>149543459
Become a neet on state bennies

>>149543459
What's your job bert?

>>149543382
they don’t make em like that anymore it’s all about being nice and friends

ASO really want Pogi to win green this year

>>149543466
If you don't watch it on France TV you're not getting the real TdF experience

>>149543550
100% they're hoping for grug

>>149543490
not an option
>>149543505
foods service trucking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2nyDL4DNWg

remember this

>>149543550
30 points on Ventoux kek

bros I just found another secret pick, I thought my team was finished, now many an adjustments need to be made

>>149543550
Pog-chad gonna take 3 jerseys and the combatif award

>>149543677
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69364071/#q69369776

>>149543550
it’s all in for grug lol

>>149543748
share secret pick pls

>>149543861
DE BUYST

>>149543861
WRIGHT Fred

>>149543861
Marius MAYRHOFER

>>149543861
Remco

flanders baloise is losing government sponsorship in 2026 this is like 9/11

>>149543774
no way your are posting in this general since 9+ years

>>149544178
A new Belgian sponsor has entered the frame

>>149544192
you'll be there in 9 years too buddy

>>149544237
WHAT A LIFE

Pogacar OUT

>>149544644
>Gall

>>149544667
His TT in Swiss proves he is a shrewd pick

>>149543630
Office based? Sounds cozy. Transport and logistics is pure autismo

I know that Pogi is faster but Lance climbing feels much more impressive. Looks like sprinting the whole climb, switching between in and out the saddle looking like he could go on forever. EPO induced euphoria
https://youtu.be/6QUSkuxc3Zw

>>149545242
>Zulle
now THAT was a runner

>>149545242
Masculinity and testosterone. Goofy pooshit doing little waves to the camera and dropping his opponents after 5 seconds is boring and cringe. 90's and 00's cycling was peak.

>>149545242
>Looks like sprinting the whole climb
Yeah that's the quintessential EPO look.

>>149545242
>downtube shifter to gain 100g
BASED

>>149545242
always great to see a clean runner like VIRENQUE mixing it up with all those dirty dopeurs

>>149545242
KINO

wonder what people will say in 25 years about the great Tadej Pogacar. looking at his greatest hits on youtube

>>149546003
He'll still be winning tours by then

>>149546003
yeah he was good and all, but he's wasn't no OMRZEL

>>149546054
he won't win a tdf after he turns 30

you know it's bad when you retards sit and romanticize Lance
soon you guys are gonna talk about how much better the Froome era was as well
Just stop watching this trash. Let it go

>>149546003
they'll still be talking about how great merckx was

>>149546132
I admire your commitment to this gimmick

>>149546142
a couple of vueltas just to stat pad at the end of his career
nothing lasts forever. I've watched enough sport to know that

>>149546132
Already have and it was concluded to have been better

>>149546184
It's not a gimmick
Last Tour i watched was 2020

>>149546190
He could have a Valverde/Lebron/Djokovic kind of longevity

>>149546237
log off my friend

Superbagnères finish line was moved up 34 metres

>>149546003
they will talk about all his of his "wins" that was given to their rightfull winners after he get caught for micro dosing EPO

gonna pray ever night for God to punish the doper and crash him into a ravine so that he breaks a femur and a collarbone

this general has become a bit meh
even the usual schizos are boring

>>149546272
harder in cycling where there is little technical skills, it's just pure fitness
he could easily do a valverde and be one of the best until he is 40 but that doesn't mean he wins the tdf every year.

>>149546664
everyone is demoralised and tired
0 zero hype for the TDF anymore

>>149546740
>TDF
Any of the big races for that matter. Classics are all so predictable, GT's are the same shit especially with poocunts participation. UAE is a terrible team to dominate the sport. Remco took a turn for the worst, the old guard has practically gone and we're no longer between eras. It's a new shitty boring era which is sterilised beyond belief.

I wonder if this is how it felt when football was commercialized.

>>149546840
this is how it felt during peak Froome era
but starting to be worse

What are you talking about. It has been some good races this year so far.

Destroying Lance destroyed cycling just like how defeating the nazis destroyed europe.

>>149546898
Sky were somewhat original and genuinely goofy. It was certainly more open than what it is now, and they didn't win everything in the same way.

Le heckin' 80km attack is getting really trying. Le heckin' solo mountain TT every mountain stage is getting really trying. Le heckin' fake humble goofy quirk lord act is getting really trying.

>>149546928
and who has been absent in the best races of the year
why was the Giro so damn good?

>>149546898
nothing like that at all. sky were like if UAE and Jumbo combined and all they had to do was beat Remco. Uran finished second one year for fuck sake
2 of the last 3 tours were won by Jonas don't forget. and like it or not Pog is popular and people still like to see him race even if he dominates. Sky were hated and got piss thrown at them

Imagine swinging a baseball bat in the face of poogacar as he does his faggy solo 8w/kg TT up an iconic climb. Pure connection with his face shattering his nose and cheekbones. The doing the L fortnite dance before getting tackled by angry fans and brutally beaten by the French police.

You'd be a hero of the sport. The satisfaction of a connection whilst he's riding 25 mph up hill into the bat. Bottles of urine and lobbing sticks won't cut it for this guy.

>>149547413
>t. the raped

>>149547368
Sky were hated because they were anglos and they were changing cycling by modernising it. They forced the peloton into a more scientific approach, current peloton is a product of team sky.

Pooshart is far more obnoxious than they ever were whilst being far more suspicious. UAE are brazen in their acts. Whilst also being funded by a soulless unethical widely hated state. I dislike the comparison because sure both teams dominated but the details are completely different.

>>149546985
I don't agree. People always feel like the past was better. But there is no better when it's about an era. Armstrong era sucked, Sky era sucked. Just a strong team killing everyone else.
We now come from a great "inbetween" with pogi, ving and especially the classics have been a lot of fun; to the UAE era with a strong team killing everyone, which indeed is boring again.

Schlecks, contador times were fun because there was rivalry and you had the feeling that multiple people could win if the cards fell right.
Just like pogi/ving before UAE become so insanely strong.

Now we probably will have to sit through a boring UAE era until it falls apart.
The classics however are still fun imo because it's not just pogi that wins, Matje is a good counter weight, something vingegaard isn't able to be anymore.

>>149547452
Flashing the L dance on live TV over a groaning crumpled poogacar would honestly be the most satisfying feeling. The watching Jonas blast past in confusion whilst a burly french policeman tackles you to the scorching asphalt.

>>149547524
>UAE era until it falls apart
I don't understand how they can keep so much talent together on such long contracts. Guess everything is possible with enough money.

>>149547490
There was a good dramatic narrative with Sky: black-clad, scientific, mountain trains with negative tactics, and so on. The clear bad guys. But they focussed on a small number of races and you could credibly claim the differences were tactical, technological, etc., and so could be closed by other teams

With UAE it all feels hopeless (until some new Pogacar-like freak turns pro)

>>149547630
Or visma up the dose and lets jonas go full super saiyan.

>>149547682
Yellow teeth, yellow hair, yellow jersey. Yes

>>149547682
Problem is, they're all on the same dose.