Thread 149503528

The biggest team in Brasil v the biggest in Germany Fifa Club World Cup 7-1 edition

In case anything happens, I'd like to state that this is the worst Flamerda since their main sport went from rowing to football.

FlamengoooooooooooOOOOOOOOO

>>149503528 (OP)
Flamengo will qualify today.

>>149503528 (OP)
HSV is not there, please quit spreading fake news

Flamengo are a useful outfit

Flamengo will lose and Palmeiras will win the CWC.

Comando Vermelho vs Nazis

every drunk white tourist who goes to rio ends up at one point wearing a flamengo shirt

>>149503627
Speaking from personal experience?

>>149503641
100%

>>149503627
I've been going to carnival for at least 10 years. And there hasn't been a street carnival where a white tourist hasn't asked me where cocaine is sold.

can't wait to see some thirdie seethe
remember that flamenco represents all of them

>>149503661
My team is in the quarter-finals, there's no way Flamengo can represent me.

>>149503661
They don't represent me.

>>149503659
What do you tell them?

>>149503680
>>149503677
the dogs are coping already kek

>>149503686
In any favela, but the best way is to ask a motorbike taxi driver to pick you up and pay an extra fee.

flamengo are obvs the good guys

>>149503528 (OP)
PAL will win this cup and the meme will die sadly

>>149503707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nrnj7GKfPg
Cry Chikaner

>>149503725
Said no one ever

>>149503725
basedinho

i just farted out of my own ass lmao

>>149503759
rocinha

today, we remember João Figueiredo, the best president of our history

>>149503757
can't speak mexica lad
rio is your capital
they mog the shit otu of le epic sao pablo
nobody thinks about you
rio = brazil

>>149503777
>gave away his country to communists
No

>>149503759
favela whore probably has 5 stds

>>149503795
based accelerationist

>>149503777
the damage was already done...

>>149503725
After the cockyness of the early cwc I think I shall be supporting Bayern

>>149503759
Travecao

>>149503713
haha nice

state your world cuz

>>149503832
for me it was Dolera and Tenebra

>>149503819
this

Is this a thread?

>>149503758
it's the krauts

Lets go Flamengobros, may the better team win

>>149503819
Why are you so mad that we don't like Flamerda?

post some gostosas flamerdistas

>>149503843
i think i remember dolera, pvp server?

Flamengo bros....

>>149503882
pegava?

>>149503860
>reeee i'm better than other brazilians and latinx o algo
no you are not

brasil is the mecca of football

we created it but they took it to another level

>>149503777
Honorary president of Fluminense Football Club btw

>>149503713
Don't you have whatsapp/Telegramm groups that deliver via Uber?

>>149503910
>>149503882
>desperately trying to make flamingos and rio look white
jej

>>149503898
pvp enforced/hardcore pvp in NA.
>>149503910
not brown enough for my taste

Heil Hitler

>>149503713
How much will that set me back and how good is the quality?
You really want me to trust some random hue on a bike to drive me to one of the murder capitals in the world, buy a bag and get me out of there in one piece without having his cousins rob me blind or worse?
Asking for my couseng

Dumb super casual here. Will this be a good match?

Total flamengo death
Today 90% of Brazil stands with Germany and demands a new 7-

>>149503924
>brasil is the mecca of football

>>149503974
It should be at the very least muderball kino

>>149503981
I liked Flamengo until now

>>149503981
Unironically would.

>>149503981
eeeeeeeeeeeew

>>149503981
flamengosistas....

>>149503965
tell the driver you'll blitzkrieg his whole family if he doesn't deliver the purest bag of dope there ever was

>>149503965
https://youtu.be/DrARl0dzd-0?si=waTske1CY8cQ592T

They represent brazil. Their canonical people. Just like Pele. Just like Vini Jr.

The SOVL of Brazil
the BLOOD of Brazil
The ESSENCE of Brazil
The Gestalt of Brazil

>>149503974
It will be a blow out Bayern will win 6-0

>>149503974
50% chances Bayern humiliate them, 45% chances Flamengo put up a fight. 5% chances of another slurper.
Whatever happens, you'll probably be entertained. Flamengo aren't as cowardly as Botafogo.

>>149503882
gostosas flamenguistas are made for BPG (big palmeirense galo)

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
THEIR CANONICAL STAR
THE MAN THEY SOMETIMES TRY TO SHILL
HE IS A FLAMINGO
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

EXPOSED

>>149503974
should be 55/45 bayern and it doesnt look like flamengo are slurpers

>>149503981
Flamongo fags explain yourselves

>>149503832
Mu > Tibia

>reeeeeee i think i'm better than other brazilians because i'm from le sao paublo so i will pretend i am not rooting for flamengo
why are they like this?

theres only one team in brazil which is why they put them in the same group as chelsea (the biggest english team)

ADMIT

Rooting for a 7-1

I will watch this match.

>>149504087
this

We know

>>149504087
the biggest in throwing money away that's for sure

english team vs brasilian team is the ultimate glamour pre season fixture

I'm going to go for a comfy early evening depression nap before kick off

>>149504092
Same. Today I feel Bavarian.

Time to tune in the game

>>149504091
aids

Going to the pub to eat nachos. This better be on the telly

>>149504127
I hope your favorite team is cursed for the next 10 years

reminder this is the canonical representation of Flamenguistas

>>149504149
a tad vulgar

>>149503937
Little Harry looks like he bullied brown kids at school

>>149504149
I feel like I just caught an std from watching that shit.

>>149504161
>this is a 10/10 in the favelas

>>149504161
Dumb whore who can't name 5 pre-2019 players? Yeah. She's the reason why the Maracanã sounds so quiet whenever the chant isn't "vai pra cima deles, Mengo".

rio is like a video game it didnt feel real

Ahhhhhhhhh

>>149504201
idk m8 it feels very real to me

>>149504220
what the fuck is that?

There's 31°C with humidity, google says it feels like 35°C, doesn't this favour Flamengo?

i see uber eat drivers in bristol everyday with brasilian team badges on their bikes

>carioca humor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic2OdPPeXlY

>>149504201
What

>>149504228
LLM gone rogue

>>149504237
That's the exact temperature now in rio and it's winter here.

>>149504249
>LLM
You lost me, buddy.

Brasil today

Today I feel Flamengo

>>149504114
Cruzeirofags will root for Flamengo. They love Flamengo for some reason.
When i was 11-12 i had a friend that was a girl around my age too, she claimed to be both Flamengo and Cruzeiro fan. Nowadays shes only Flamengo but claims to have a sympath for Cruzeiro
Lmao talking about this, i know also a surf guy that claims to be a fan of Flamengo, Chelsea, Internacional

:)

>>149504237
Unironically yes.
>>149504238
How many Brazilians can there possibly be in Bristol?

>>149504261
>>149504271
lol

>>149504114
Why psg??

>>149504282
theres quite alot alot of palmeires fans i dont really follow the league too much

redpill me on flamengo

>>149504274
Woah

>>149504274
They probably bond over being hated by Atlético-MG.

>>149504238
Imagine leaving your home country to deliver food in a cloudy country on the other side of the world just so you can buy the last iPhone. I will never understand these people.

>>149504342
what's she having?

>>149504325
Monicius' boyhood club.

>>149504359
favelado's piss

>>149504342
its a whole thing in the uk you dont really need a visa to do these type of deliveries

>>149504325
Most megalomaniacal fans, make England NT fans look humble, are like a plague they are in every single state of this shithole except Rio Grande do Sul and São Paulo

>>149504342
Plus you dont know anyone, you have 0 support from gamily and friends

>>149504127
dont forget to waste all your savings and bets and welcome more refugees

>>149504342
We should be exporting more of them. Brazil would be ruined if Portugal and Ireland sent back the rubbish we dump there.

Rio = Brazil
Your Countrmeyn
The Ethnic Brazilian

Post more Ronaldinhos guys. We need to channel his psychology in order to bury the europeans. We need to casually humiliate them with a smile

>>149504325
Fluminense’s Jannetty

Its over

CAM ON FLAMINGO

>>149504325
the canonical team of brazil, brazilians on 4chan hate them because they want to larp as european/white and score white people points being racist towards blacks despite the fact brazil is only good at soccer due to them

>>149504417
Chikaner, Rio isnt the worst city of Brazil, far from that, they are just the worst city of the southern part of Brazil. It still looks like Switzerland next to Maranhão or Alagoas

What you dealin' with here is the Mengão! It's non-stop from this point on in CWC! We take what we want! And after we take Bayern, we want the gold, sucka! PSG, we comin' for you, [spoiler] censored [/spoiler]"

>We need to channel his psychology in order to bury the europeans
I dont understand this hate lol, why cant we be friends?

Bayern about to BTFO these different type of Mexicans.

i want flamengo to win but i put a big bet on them to score under 1.5 goals

>/sp/ and 4chan full of cancer from SP
>claims rio is the problem

>>149504448
There were some faggots posting about here in a match thread yesterday. Her model looks nice, but how can you stand to watch that shit without falling asleep? Vtubers have to be the most boring shit imaginable.

>>149504466
Who are you quoting?

Easy win for Flamengo, nothing could go wrong.

>>149504467
this
soccer mexico about to learn their place
us superior germanics will teach them

so what's the difference between rio and sao paulo
it took me a certain amount of time to realise they were two different cities

buyern will lose

>>149504488
Rio is Marseille and São Paulo is Paris

Is Pulgar really good? I've never seen him play a good match for Chile.

Reminder that Bruno Henrique is being investigated for fixing yellow cards and horse races. Reminder that he WILL go to jail cause he can't make a deal, he already made one in 2020 when he was found driving with a fake drivers license

>>149504488
>rio
Have beaches, more outgoing people
>sp
Doesnt have bitches, incel capital

>>149504471
As always

>>149504493
>gnabry
flamengo win

>>149504400
away from family and friends
no workers rights, no rights at all in fact
sharing a pod with strangers
the list goes on, and again these people do these things just to be able to buy the lastest iPhone, and i'm not even joking. Few years ago i received a job offer to move to Portugal, which i end up refusing, but in the process i remember looking at youtube to see what brazilians that moved there think and 99% of their arguments were pure materialist bullshit
>look you can buy the last iPhone with only 5 days of work
>look these cloths they're really good and they're cheap
>look this new goy device you can buy it with only 2 days of work
completely brainwashed people

>>149504495
I see, so both deserve atom bombs

>>149504488
anons from SP are incels who think they are white italian european med latin roman tradcath conquisator crusaders

>>149504514
>chikaner flooding another gamethread
Bravo mods

>>149504488
São paulo

>>149504510
t. seething because he wasn't good enough to get out of his third world country

>>149504526
>reee stop exposing us

>>149504495
no

marsaille is a shithole its not a tourist attraction like rio

>Gnabry
>Goretzka
yeah, Bayern is gonna lose
fuck this nigger Kompany for never giving the youngsters any chances

>>149504510
Indeed

don't @ me chikaner
>>149504391
modern day slavery

all of brazil has an inferiority complex to europe/firsties/whites, but SP has a superiority complex to the rest of brazil and thinks it should be part of uruguay or argentina

>>149504282
I know two Brazilians in bristol

>>149504568
>and thinks it should be part of uruguay or argentina
No paulista wants this, thats from Rio Grande do Sul

rio is a bucket list destination similar to tokyo newyork london paris jerusaelem bangkok bagdad

F

>>149504590
this, nobody cares about SP, the only reason anyone ever heard about it is incels spamming it on 4chan to try and score white people points

damn just found out this girl lives in Ireland, i hope she gets deported

>>149504596
Boca players already do that on their own.

>>149503627
Post covid there has been a massive uptick in Brazilians moving here and they are mostly whores

>>149504590
neither of them are on my list, I like history and refined culture not concrete and despacito

Should I put 50 on flamengo?

>>149504497
It took a while for him to start showing good results in Flamengo, he stills gets silly with the yellow cards sometimes

>>149504466
Not hate, it's faith

>>149504574
Would you be able to tell they are Brazilian from just looking at them? That is, when they aren't wearing brazilian team shirts.

>>149504544
I visited Marseille and liked it

>>149504488
Rio has a left-wing cultural elite while Sao Paulo has a right-wing cultural elite.
Rio is more Portuguese, São Paulo is more Italian.

Rio has more of a rivalry with São Paulo than the other way around.

>>149504607
Uberinho looks like THAT!?

>>149504466
its their massive inferiority complex

Chikaner is making me root for Flamerda just to see his autistic ass mad

>>149504633
Erm would think they're med/south american but would know they're not english

>>149503965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-AQr788t0Y

>>149503939
Yes, but not for a tourist who arrived 2 days in Rio.

>>149504624
Anon....

>>149504654
you're not italian
you're not portuguese
you're not european, latin, med, roman or anything you larp as
you are just brazilian, latin american, and third world

>>149504603
if you lived in brazil you would live in sao paoulo

>>149504689
t. chicano mutt

>>149504689
Have sex

what even is a hard rock

>We're going to kill those Europeans and fuck their corpses.
lol It's just a football match, I don't understand the Brazilians.

>>149504693
But i'd be a pure white so i wouldn't fit in. Their women are whores for us white americans though lol

Der Chikaner is most likely some fat brown midget trying to cope with the cruel reality of having been born a human turd.

>>149504590
Be sure to stay on the south side of the city and don't visit any favela and you'll be alright. Only reasons to venture north of the tunnel is to go to a game at maracanã or nilton santos (sovlfull choice), or to visit one of the many great bars with great food at Tijuca.

>>149503965
Why would a motorbike taxi kill you?
He's going to kill a gringo who gave him money to get drugs, he's going to go to jail, he's going to lose his money. If you had any sense of logic, you'd know that nobody is going to kill you just for the sake of killing you. People only kill for a reason.

this is what the average flamengo fan looks like

>>149504623
>refined culture not concrete and despacito
rio is none of those things
>history
Rio is the former capital of one of the greatest European empires in the history

>>149503832
For me it was Titania. You Swedes used to dominate it. Hail Unit btw

>>149504725
see
>>149504656

>>149504733
I'm white with blue eyes and an Atlantid phenotype

>>149504728
I hate the place in this picture, total tourist trap. The neighboring square tho is a great place to visit, very good food

>>149503528 (OP)
/SP/ BE 100% HONEST, WHAT KIND OF DUDES END UP FUCKING THESE GIRLS?
HOW MUCH MONEY/MUSCLE/HEIGHT/LOOKS/DICK SIZE/FAME DO I NEED?
OR IS IT JUST A MATTER OF "JUST BE URSELF, BRO"?

>>149504735
i spent a whole summer in vidigal and rocinha its not that deep when you walk around in a tshirt and shorts what are they gonna do kidnap me really

>>149504780
>WHAT KIND OF DUDES END UP FUCKING THESE GIRLS?
the ones with initiative

>>149504780
You only need money really

>>149504780
Average girls?

>>149504780
that girl is married to some bostafogo player, she's Uruguayan

>>149504780
I think this is the wife of the current president of the old Botafogo

>>149504763
>greatest empires
lmao

¡¡¡ Nossa, nossa
Assim você me mata
Ai, se eu te pego
Ai, ai, se eu te pego

Delícia, delícia
Assim você me mata
Ai, se eu te pego
Ai, ai, se eu te pego, hein?!!!

>>149504793
how tf did a botafogo negro end up with a qt like that

>>149503528 (OP)
Flamengo has some nice shirts

It's up to Us European Germanics to defeat l*tin america yet again..

>>149504783
Those are more tourist friendly. I wouldnt go as a local tho
Went inside of a favela for beers with co workers and almost didnt leave alive. Never again.

Is Flamengo gonna attack or park the bus like Botafogo?

I'll be happy if Flamengo win because I want to face them in the final.
I'll be happy if Flamengo lose because I don't like them.

>>149504735
You forgot a few things.
>Don't walk at night
>Don't wear jewelry or expensive clothing
>Don't walk in bad neighborhoods
>Don't walk in places where there are not many people
>Don't walk by yourself

Much more so if he is a pale gringo.
Also, he WILL get scammed by taxi drivers.

That said, Rio has very nice bars.

>>149504793
You're right. Its Mateo Ponte, right winger.

>>149504780
Any dude can fuck any girl if he has the right mentality and can pleasure her with his desire. Having money and stats only increases the chances of you being in the same area as these top tier girls

>>149504763
I see nothing but concrete here. Kino landscape though, shame concrete got democratised in the 20th century

>>149504733
> Der Chikaner
whomstd?

I believe

>>149504850
>right winger
based, chuds keep winning

reminder that hues online are deeply seething about what big of whores their womena re for foreigners and thus larp about how dangerous brazil is to try and cope
My experience with Brazilians is like this as a white American for the last 5 months:

White ones/light skinned pardos: basically suck your dick for showing up to Brazil. Some of the girls acted as my personal chauffeur and showed me around their cities and let me fuck them at their place too. They even let me stay for a week or two. The guys act like you're the most interesting thing to show up if you're an English speaker and some give me personal tours of Rio and free drinks.

>>149504778
Facts

>>149504877
so this is what it takes to fuck girls like that? i have to be a freakin famous football player its heckin joever for us average blokes, /sp/

>>149504854
Despacito and trap is kind of fancy and highbrow compared to "Funk Carioca".

>>149504841
Those are so obvious I forgot about them lol
And yeah avoid taxis

>>149504607
Uberinho is a Uberinha???

>>149504888
You wrote so much, but I Didnt read

>>149504837
Attack but they will get fucked by doing that. Smart play would be to park the bus but they're too prideful

Flamengo will beat Bayern, PSG, Madrid and then job to Palmeiras at the finals.

>>149504888
No one tried to rob you, scam you, beat you up?

>>149504903
>only yellow card
ofc the refs are helping trikas
>>149504905
famous and rich should do it. that guy is probably fucking a dozen of girls at same level while dating that one.

you're from a shameful nation state and your entire online posting modus operandi is built around coping for that

Feliz día de los maricones

>>149504837
Attack but likely be conservative.

Is it true that 6/10 men in Sao Paulo are gay/bisexual?

>>149504888
same when i went to us and eu

Brazilian bros don't let them call you fags!

>>149504840
You almost lost to fucking mamelodi. You're not making it past inter

>>149504932
>>149504957
Based

>>149504907
I think those are obvious mostly for Brazilians. I lived abroad and people from Arabic countries were always surprised about how cautious we are in Brazil.
I think Ameribros from places like San Francisco are the ones who can relate the most with us.

>>149504982
Inter is dogshit right now, they can do it. I sitll think Inter will win, but there's a decent chance they won't

i am suffering in brasil

>>149504780
fat middle aged neets

>>149504932
>>149504957
cool. how long ago was it?

>>149504956
It depends on the time of year.
During the gay parade, yes, even the gay parade is the biggest flow of tourists from South America to Brazil. More than 1 million South American tourists come to São Paulo.

The GOAT has arrived

Total Flamengo Death.

>>149504982
>he doesn't believe in Renato Portaluppi and his daughter

something baleful about those black bayern shirts

>>149505042
2013 or 2016?

¡¡¡ Shawty's like mamelodi in my head.
That I can't keep out.
Got me singin' like. Na, na, na, na.
Everyday It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay !!!

If Flamengo is able to not concede in the first 30 minutes maybe this will be a good game. Otherwise your typical Bayern blownout

>>149504932
>>149504957
Surround it with all the green nature you want, it's still a shit hole.

Their only redeeming quality is Brazilian Choro music.

>>149505048
they're your representatives from your canonical city and defacto capital

Will flamengo husbands beat their wives if they lose 7-0?

>>149505089
Why do you think this represents Brazil kek?
It represents less than 5 per cent of Brazil.

>>149505101
Danke for what?

>>149505101
oy

>>149505108
Stop interacting with Chikaner you idiot

watching a channel 5 stream
lots of blackoids

>>149505108
All Brazilian pictures look exactly like that

>>149505101
Why are you watching an Israeli broadcast?

>>149505101
do you not have dazn in ukraine?

>>149505127
Because people are probably obsessed with favelas.

>>149505113
Lipreading:
>MÜLLER! DANKE FÜR ALLES!
>Müller! Thanks for everything!

>>149505094
They will chop their wives' dicks off.

>>149503528 (OP)
Is Flamengo actually good enough to challenge Buyern, or is it just a meme

>>149505060
2013 it was the best goal i ever saw live we were right behind it

we all said we wouldnt celebrate if england scored but i couldnt

>>149505167
They're nowhere near Bayern but they could hypothetically beat them in a bad day for the Germans. Especially with Kompany on the touchline.

>>149505149
also brazilians try to sell that image to gringos.

>>149505129
What’s wrong with him?

>>149505149
Show me a photo of a clean place in Brazil that does not belong to a rich person

God willing niggermengo will get raped

>>149505108
>noooooo i dont want to be associated with poor nonwhite people
COPE that's your canonical culture

>>149505167
Yes.

Just killed a mosquito

Someone has played Death Stranding 2?

>brazilians trying to be racist
LMAO

>>149505180
I miss Rooney so much.

>>149505188
The flamerdista experience

>>149505194
I don't need to, only 8% of Brazil lives in favelas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu3sfz47eWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39eKuBwiOv0

>>149505225
>Aedes Aegypti
I hope you're not pregnant, anon.

>fixes /sp/
also can Flameme do it?

>>149505147
yes, but it's not suitable for comfy webming

>>149505259
you're not white

>>149505259
>falling for der chikaner's tricks

>>149505225
antisemitic

>>149505259
Stop arguing with the chikaner for Christ's sake.
Also, São Paulo is definitely not the best example we have of urban tidyness.

>>149505259
go back to /int/

>>149505259
Couldn't tell whether the second vid is in america or brasil

Time to chill

never goon

kek

>>149505313
ahjajajajaja

you are an /int/ colony

>>149505317
always goon

>>149505313
lmao in china that would've ended with her brain splattered across the road.

>>149505313
I read it as trevo da Calleri

>>149505259
What do they eat?

>>149505188
that's a man

Guys, is this true?

>>149505225
NOOOOOOO THERE'S NO WHITE PEOIPLE IN BOSTIL

>>149505225
Been using this method to kill flies for about 10 years and killed literally thousands of them. You can watch only the first 30 seconds https://youtu.be/qKM4FdApxQA?si=KE5i36PbzIyOJsyM

if le epic south brazil is so good why don't
you break off from the rest of your country?

i'm glad you get cucked by based northbros

>>149504888
Congrats on wallowing in sin

>>149505353
Chikaner asshole

>>149505370
we did, tho

>>149505363
>p
hmm

>>149505239
>>149505060
>>149505042

funny thing about this i was staying in vidigal and the brazil national team were staying at the sheraton on the beach i saw the entire team walk past me in the lobby

obvs neymar didnt travel in the team he travelled in a banged out random car and as soon as he got out the car about 30 kids rushed the hotel lobby

>>149505188
bottom right scares me.
why do so many Brazilian women look like that?

Cazetv isnt bad desu

>>149505335
>that one video from Brazil where the guy on a bicycle gets squashed by a bus
that is such a brutal video
his head just goes pop, one second to the next
and right in front of some woman walking her dog

also LMAO at pic related

at the end of the day your canonical representatives will always be pardo and black and you will always seethe about it
you will never be italian
you will never be white (as if itlians are white to start with lmao)

i have no idea what drives you to come to a white supremacist website like 4chan

you clost from the start as you're all racemixed

this is a vargist website

>>149505370
A decent percentage of their population actually want to separate from the rest of the country.

What are we eating tonight

>>149505363
Penarol >>>> psg

Stop responding to the chikaner you retards

>>149505405
had some lamb balti and saag paneer from the indians earlier on, going to munch on some dairy milk during the match

>>149505391
LFF is one of the best commentators Brazil has in the present. By a wide margin.

>>149505405
clean that microwave

>>149505101
>only ukrainian flag is a jew
Not helping your case there, bro.

>>149505405
nice
had my smoked sausages and I shall now be finishing with fromage blanc de brebis

>>149505405
what is the thing on top?

>>149505405
I can't tell what either of those are

>>149505405
holy based

If Flamingo beats Bayern, PSG is next?

>>149505405
Wait, do you also eat pickled monkey brain in France?

>>149505424
Os turistas mongoloides do /int/ não aprendem nunca.

>>149505441
goat cheese with dried flowers (tomme de chèvre aux fleurs)

>>149505441
Dried flowers

please subscribe to my wife channel, thanks :D

This black reporter on channel 5 needs my BWC

you have to eat all the cheese

>>149505457
dios mio... la mulamba...

>>149505188
>>149505457

Flamengo fans are undoubtedly the ugliest fans in Brazil.

>>149505405
what bread are you having with that

>>149505391
yea i LOVE watching football while hearing MEMES and JOKES from Rio de Janeiro and while they promote some cupons for IFOOD or UberEats, I HECKING LOVE CAZE TV and their sense of humor, football with humor are made for each other, who doesn't love to hear about the lastest MEMES while watch your team playing? i LOVE caze TV and their MEMES, in fact i LOVE memes and RESENHA and ZOEIRA

the 3 biggest teams in the world arnt at the club world cup

united liverpool arsenal

big money no fanbases

>>149505188
>>149505457
brazilian "women" are disgusting

>>149505487
>DUNⱭ

>>149505487
Chudette

Which team has the best squad? Here is how Brazilian pundits voted.

>>149505487
thought it was Lula's wife at thumbnail kek

>>149505498
rio represents brazil on the world stage, you are only mocking yourself lil bro

>>149505505
Those are cariocas, not brazilian.

flamengo bros we will park the bus and win

you can quote my post later
it's too hot for Kane and Kimmich
and Flamengo will simply outrun the terrible Bayern defense doing a high line on the counter 2-3 times
I don't know why so many people see this as david vs goliath
Musiala isn't even playing

>>149505474
the flowers look kino but they don't feel very pleasant when they're in your mouth, texture and flavor-wise

>>149505505
not true, the only "disgusting woman" was your mother for not slapping you in the face when you were rude, that's how you ended up.

>>149505497
Sourdough, usually I do around 2/3 wheat 1/3 rye or spelt

>>149505540
I
HECKING
LOVE
CAZE TV
AND
THEIR MEMES
AND ZOEIRA
AND JOKES

>>149505557
projection

i hate catholics, who is the most protestant brazilian soccer team?

>>149505561
Yum!

I support women, I respect women, and I will fight for women rights. Deal with it, chud.

>>149505405
It is freezing in Brazil right now. Like 25 degree Celsius.
Eating some sopa.

>>149505547
Dont give me hope

>>149505457
One QT detected

>>149505561
looks amazing
do you have some charcuterie as well?

>>149505435
I still don’t understand why it matters what flag is shown on the stream. When I’ve already posted so many different ones over all this time.

>>149505574
Probably Sao Paulo, its a upper class team of closeted homosexuals.

Show me WHERE exactly in the Bible it says that homosexuality is a sin.

>>149505574
santos

wasnt the gayme support to start at 3?

>>149505502
Yoonited are relegation tier kek

>>149505607
>>149505602
burros

>>149505588
I mean, did you watch the benfica match?

>>149505620
9pm england time it starts

reminder that we'll probably interrupt your povertyball game just to make you seethe

>>149505620
This parked on top of the stadium and it refuses to leave.

>>149505600
I have some saucisson but not eating it tonight

>>149505604
>Sodoma
>Sodomy
not that i care but is there,pls educate yourself before posting

>>149505602
>>149505607
Porra. Não responde o chikaner, caralho. É tão difícil assim?

>>149505629
Yes. But bayern was already classified

ANIME

Who is the canonical brazilian in the street rooting for?

>>149505604
Exactly, a girl and a mans azz are the same. In Biblical times buttsex was literally how people avoided pregnancy

>>149505643
Why didnt Trump bomb the clouds?? And tariff the sun?? What is he doing???

>>149503832
Tenebra boys.

If Flamengo win will the 7-1 huelocaust curse be broken and samba joga bonito be reborn? Or is this game not enough for that

>>149505533
oof

>>149505602
no they'd be atheist

>>149505663
>look at me i'm a pedophile
kys tranimefag

>>149505663
Arisu!

>>149505654
>Check definition of sodomy.
>"sexual intercourse involving anal or oral copulation"
So docking and frottage aren't a sin. Got it.

>>149505643
>>149505668
GODDAMN HOMOSEXUAL EUROPEAN LIBERAL COMMUNISTS CLOUDSEEDING HURRICANES AGAIN.....

>>149505661
they weren't 1st tho
and they lost
even a draw would have been enough for 1st and they didn't manage to do that

>>149505690
Puta

>>149505684
Curse is only broken with a Mundial win sadly.

> 33C
> 57%
> clouds
its over

>>149505604
The Pauline letters.

>>149505678
Is this what Germans look like now?

>>149504114
>pacers
kek

>>149505702
Too hot

>>149505691
Anime website, Paco.

>>149505663
based arisuposter
>>149505691
kill yourself faggot

If Flamengo lose to Bayern today, Comando Vermelho will hunt down every single German tourist in Rio and turn them into sopa de alemães

>>149505684
>samba joga bonito be reborn?
It would need a WM finals with Brazil winning through dribbling and smiling, which will never happen again in the next 100 years. Football changed too much in the post-modern world with XG stats and other retarded metrics.

>>149503832
For me, it was Danubia.

>>149505731
>Vague vocabulary which could apply to things other than homosexuality.
Not convinced yet.

>>149505734
who knows

Okay brasileros. I kneel.

VAMOS FLAMENGO PORRA

>>149505744
meme and shitposting website sanchez
tranime is a shibboleth of you latinx

this website is defined by /pol/
we caused trump to be elected
you are a dying hugbox
the frog of 4chan reigns supreme

>>149505604
leviticus

>>149505767
1 Corinthians 6:9

Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men

I'm not sure Paul could be more explicit.

Asians love munchen

>>149505757
"Alemão" is gang slang for "enemy" in Rio btw

>>149505775
Hideous fucking creatures. Bug people are revolting.

>>149505740
32°C and 65% humidity in miami gardens atm
that's hell on earth for germans

reminder buyern threw against benshita because they thought lelsea would be a tougher opponent than CHADmengo

Reminder that Flanegro killed 9 children in a satanic ritual back in 2019

>Dazn wants me to pay for this
Yeah no fuck off

>>149504624
Yes.

>>149505775
>that underbite
That's a german alright.

>>149505784
>picanha
>pizza
>dishes
wat

>>149505760
>>149505757
latinx on 4chan are all wannabe nazis thoughbeit

why is ur team named after a dance? :skull:

Get ready for SS-Hauptsturmführer Kimmich

fuck it im gonna order some ice cream
dubs choose my flavours

>>149505786
>election tourist
of course

>>149505791
Ok. I'm convinced now. Thank you very much, anon.

>>149505827
pistachio

>>149505810
>some people are still trying to use (((DAZN)))

>>149505784
Picanha isn't even that good.

bayernbros do we care enough to win? i'm not sure

>>149505827
mint

>>149505827
Dulce de leche and vanilla

>>149504409
>would be
kek

>>149505804
Zamn

>>149505827
pija flavor roll

>>149505827
comete un alfajor que vas a pedir helado ahora con 9 grados que hace en buenos aires tarado, la obsesion de los argentinos con el helado es de psiquiatrico

>>149505827
Vanilla.

>>149505836
You are welcome

Flaputa

>>149505810
I have a link for german television if you like

>>149505784
>picanha
>Brazil
this makes the Uruguayan and argensimian seeth

>>STREAM
https://rds.live/pro-tv-hd-10/

>>149505847
pizza de pneu, uma delicia

>>149505827
Pistache

>>149505804
well, luckily bauern only have 2-3 germans kek

>>149505827
beans

>>149505878
I'm using my smart tv

>>149505827
semen slurping flavor

>>149505827
nothing, just the cone

>>149505904
>>149505904
>>149505904
>>149505904

TU ÉEEEEEES TIME DE OTARIO E CUZÃOOOOO
PUTA, VIADO E LADRÃOOOOOO
TOMAR NO CU MENGOOOOO
EEEEEU SEMPRE TE ODIAREEEEI
ONDE ESTIVER GRITAREI
TOMAR NO CU MENGOOOOOO

>>149505847
That looks like pretty good 'za.
Do people in other countries have 'za like this one?

hate this horrible female argentino accent, it’s like nails to a chalkboard I’m debating switching over to the english stream it’s that bad

>>149505827
Banana Chocolate

>>149505791
>Corinthians 6:9
Corinthians 6:9 Palmeiras

fix´d

>>149505911
oh no no no

ALGUEM DA BAHIA AQUI? KKKK

>>149505911
kek

is this the good brazilian team?

>>149505808
very talmudic

lets go flamingos

>>149505912
Too soon retard

>match hasn't even started yet
>thread almost at bump limit
what causes this?

>>149505561
very based.
it seems that only germans and frenchmen appreciate bread like this

>>149505944
As a partially human animal, I say no. As a carioca, I say yes.

Olha, mulambo
Nós somos tão diferentes
Qualquer um se diz Flamengo
Quem pensa é Fluminense
Olha, mulambo
Que diferença que ha
Agora, com a UPP
Você tem que trabalhar
Só tem traficante
Viado e cuzão
O Bruno, assassino
Felipe, ladrão
Agora escuta
Que o pai vai falar:

CLUBE DE REGATAS?
QUE VOLTE A REMAR.

>>149505932
MENGOOO

>>149505972
Imgine if anyone cared.

>>149505944
nope

>>149505972
/int/ people

>>149505944
Right now, it is the strongest along with Palmeiras.
The starting XI of Corinthians when everyone is healthy is comparable, but if anyone gets injured they become a mid table team

>pre-game adverts are on
>bl*ck people are figures of authority bossing around the clueless wh*toids

Brothers, thanks to your kind comments I have finally seen the error of my ways and have repented. I shall abstain from engaging in sodomy from now on. God bless.

>>149505972
This is literally like a WC final for thirdies

>>149505827
banana.

okay I use you post to vent. WHY IS THERE NEVER BANANA ICE CREAM?
it's always chocolate, vanilla, coffee, strawberry, mango, pear, coconut, all the fucking fruits you can imagine but never fucking banana, why? I want to eat some fucking banana ice cream. is it because bananas have any barely juices in them? that can't be the reason right?

GOOOOOOOOLLLLL DO BAYERN

IT'S CLOUDY

>>149505993
holy sexo

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DO FLAMENGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149506020
welp
see you in 5 hours

Why is Plata a starter??

>>149504621
SEXO

>>149506020
i look like this and demand food

>>149506034
Plomo wasn't available

>>149504325
Brazil's San Francisco 49ers

>>149506001
>corinthians
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>149505993
How you meet a girl like that? Asking for a friend

>>149503832
played at many worlds, last in a non pvp during pandemics and it was the comfiest time

BOA BALAO

>>149506066
be black

>balloon break
>balloon break
>balloon break
>balloon break

>>149506006
F

>>149506066
be a murderer

I'm here now. You may begin the match.

smug balloon

>>149506057
Their starting squad is really good. But if Garro, Yuri Alberto or Memphis are out they are Vasco tier

Wesley imbecil

How is Coman a starter for Bayern? Everyone is injured?

>>149506088
It's not too late for you, anon. Repent while you can.

bruh this is going to be ugly

DIDNT TOUCH THE BALL

Flamengo are pecheando early

>>149506066
>girl

for me it's Lais Ribeiro

i really don’t like this woman’s voice and accent and vocabulary

Ezzzzzz

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Looking forward to all the huehuehues crying at the end of this match

KWAB

KEK WHAT A BRAZILIAN

IT'S OVER LMAO

lmao, another raping incoming

C'est fini

>AUTOGOL
KWABZIL

KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB

Heh

nobody cares about this dogshit mickey mouse cup

5 minutes

LMAO CONMEBOL BROS, WHERE ARE YOU ?????????????

own goals are soul

KEK WHAT A KWAB

ZETZ DE HEN DOMKOMPFT

Some absolute banger own goals this tournament

for me it's Tiazinha

>professional footballer earning silly money
>choose to look like you rob old grannies for crack money
what causes this behaviour

Reminder that Boca at least scored once, so you better do that Memengo.

>>149506245
What the fuck does that even mean?

I always like making a cheeky OG bet

>>149506266
luxury poverty innit

Why are so many Brazilian football players called Everton?

>>149506296
Pretty sure dummkopf is dumb head

>>149506261
>if you only knew how bad things really are

se acabo

KKKKKK

KEK
W
A
B

>>149506322
Yeah, in German. What was that anon writing in, dutch?

Is this the start of 7 x 1?

lmso it's over

Absolutely based wind-up for that strike

Pointless tournament

2 0 AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CONMEOL IN SHAMBLES

AHAHAHAHAHA
2-0
>2-0
2-0
>2-0
2-0
>2-0

KWABMEBOL

HAIRY PENIS
>HAIRY PENIS
HAIRY PENIS
>HAIRY PENIS
HAIRY PENIS
>HAIRY PENIS
HAIRY PENIS
>HAIRY PENIS
HAIRY PENIS
>HAIRY PENIS

HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HARRY KANE

MIGRATE ALREADY

>>149505904
>>149505904
>>149505904

we don't care at all tho