go knights

go bud1
go mitch1

Live footage from the PWHL hockey room

>The Seattle Kraken have placed newly acquired forward Joe Veleno on unconditional waivers for the purpose of terminating his contract.
>Veleno was acquired from Chicago this past week in a trade for Andre Burakovsky to help Seattle free up cap space.
Umm ronnie bros, what happened to our weaponized cap space?

>>149515059
reminds me of trb on 04/17/22 when bud1

may 6, 2025 - the day trb bubbled so hard that he wrote bud1 on an exposed stud and admitted to being gay
never forget

>>149515075
That's not "bad luck". They just suck.

>>149515077
kwarb xhe was mighty bubblin' that day

Joe Veleno had exceptional status

My New York Hockey Rangers BOOTYBLASTED the rest of the league in this draft! kek

>>149515061
finland mentioned

the bubbles began to form that day. that cold, chilly easter sunday

Next year my Islanders will win. I know this because of my recent fever dream caused by ingesting mushrooms I found in my driveway.

Live footage from the /hoc/ker room

My penguins ):

hey trb who's the only 1
hey trb who's the super1
hey trb bud1

it's a nice day for a
noel wedding

Good pick or DEI hire?

1993

>>149515059
I don't think they do that

>5 games played
just give him a ring

>>149515077
This trb needs a new name. Anyone have any ideas?

>>149515235
trb IS his new name

reminder

>>149515188
ok how u know?

>>149515253
based flames and knights

>>149515256
>20 years on this Earth. I wanted to be a mighty duck. I compromised, I became a buffalo sabre. See where I'm goin' with this?

It's time for a long awaited face reveal /hoc/

https://youtu.be/watch?v=gqoIhbW5DqM&feature=youtu.be

and as always, go flames

>>149515366
screamer

you don't win A stanley cup you win THE stanley cup

>>149515426
preaching to the choir

I got a PHD in puck and I take a cold shower every morning before my marner

Hearing Nicolas Hague is being traded to Nashville

Do you want Brock Boeser on your team at $8M a year?

>>149515458
thanks darren

hearing sweden got kwabbed in the great northern war

>>149515458
>it's real
nice for nic 5.5x5

:)

>>149515253
My blackhawks lost 414.2 mystery draft points

>>149515484
>5.5x5
i'm retarded. 5.5x4

:)

>>149515492
still a nice bag

leafs fans are celebrating resigning a bunch of bums again

Hear me out...

>muh xyz
didn't axis

Vegas fan sent me death threats and tried to call me on instagram after I did some Matt Stone and LTIR-memeing

>>149515539
what a chad why didn't you answer pusy

>>149515256
chatgpt was laughing at that poor fucker that got drafted by Buffalo

>>149515524
>I HEART SODOMY
ya love to see it innit

>>149515539
Because not noticing or replying to him makes me the winner. He's going up the walls currently, he cant even properly function in his rge because he is so upset

>if you puss out you win
kwab

>if you puss out you win
kwab

>>149515586
Give me your number, I'll call you

copey's taking his anger out on some poor finn

>>149515603
It was a white guy, not some tubby spic manlet. He couldn't cope with the fact that I mentioned that being a vegas fan, he propably doesn't understand hockey yet

suomibro vs vegasstard 2025

did he kill him?

hero not hague

I knew you all were worried sick about him so here's an update!

>>149515739
What’s his ex wife saying?

did vancouver canucks fans really start another goddamn pumpkin patch rumor for a guy who has been there for three days

>>149515758
no

and that was the first time she ever flew a plane

>>149515758
Yeah probably

Trevor bought me a beer because he accidentally took a sip of mine and felt bad.

>whats that?!
>8.8 million dollars in cap space just became available?
>what a lucky break for the lucky team in vegas
>just enough to sign another star from a canadian team, what luck :)

>whats that?
>you say his recovery will conclude right at the start of the playoffs?
>well isn't that just pure lucky coincidence for my team :^)

>>149515785
cope

>>149515785
>he's in line
As if multi-millionaire athletes who're getting paid by billionaire owners have to wait in some fucking surgery queue. They could've had his first surgery the day after Vegass got eliminated, but nah, they're gonna wait to time his return for a potential playoffs

>>149515804
are you upset bud

>>149515804
Pietrangelo is literally golfing now lmao. He will be back. Vegas will also get Ekblad, imagine.
>>149515785
Wow what a coincidence :)

>>149515788
This is how I cope, I'm covered.

Reminder to be nice or gary will put you on the naught y list

>>149515804
Notice how in that intro paragraph they had to emphasize that his surgeries are;
>multiple
>major
>could jeopardize his career

As if there's any surgery that doesn't jeopardize a pro players career. They all do, there's no guarantee for a successful recovery in any surgery.
"Multiple" probably means two, and "Major" probably means a ligament repair like an ACL, PCL, or MCL rehabilitation.

It's all so tiresome. Having to even write any of that extra garbage to justify Vegas's bullshit that Gary turns a blind eye to.

nanosecond
>nanosecond
What is the length of time from when free agency officially begins and the golden knights sign Mitch Marner to a free agency contract
>LMFAO

>>149515820
No. Even with Pietrangelo, Vegass got blown out by the Oilers. And now you'll get a loser like Marner on a 4 year x 14M contract.

>>149515906
no milly kwab

the new union agreement means gary sees you when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake

what the fuck is their problem?

>>149515919
Have fun watching Jeremy Lauzon and Colton Sissons buddy.
>>149515944
If you're not drafted in the 1st round it doesn't matter how good you are. You always have to ride the buses in the AHL or sit in the pressbox like Nikishin did these playoffs, despite clearly being the best defenseman immediately.

It's just better to be home in Russia and earning money.

The Hurricanes problem is that their scouts and management who are drafting these players are obviously on a different wavelength than the coaches who refuses to play them.

>>149515981
>have fun watching players who won't be on the team in october
dream big i guess kek

>First Draft with two players born in China.
>Highest ever drafted players born in Australia and Croatia.
>Eighth Slovenian born skater and fourth Italian born draft picks.
game grown™, chuds

i don't ask when you're sleeping
i don't ask when you're awake

>>149515906
>14M
No no you see Nevada has no state taxes so that means he can sign a (((team friendly))) deal with the organization :)
How lucky for them that all these star players just happen to take massive pay-cuts to play for these teams :)

is it time for the qmjhl to reinstate fighting?

>>149516023
gary debunked this and btfo biz. he mentioned that nobody wanted to go to the state of florida when those teams were trash.

>>149515981
>their scouts and management who are drafting these players are obviously on a different wavelength

Sunbelt teams don't need good scouts, draft picks or highly devoted developmental staff.
They operate solely on trades.
>prove it
Okay lets go take a look at garys chosen sunbelt teams and their draft outlook for the next couple years.

Seems like the data all adds up. Gee its almost as if I know exactly all the underhanded bullshit maneuvers Gary uses to stack his chosen teams and the only counter argument anyone has is "your team is shit" as if that isn't an outright admission of my original point.

I thought Hague was supposed to go to the Laffs as part of the Marner trade

>>149516121
roy was supposedly the main piece. hopefully kelly told brad to go fuck himself and will just sign him on or after the first

>>149516040
In that interview Gary outright admitted that tax free states have an advantage he just said it in a way that goyim wont notice.
Here's what he said verbatim copey

>Could it be a little bit of a factor? If everything else were equal.. I suppose.

However Biz still took Garys dick and sucked it up that entire interview so I am not defending him, he's a cuck faggot like the rest of the media lizards.

>>149516138
>If everything else were equal
Based Gary is still right. Life's not fair KWAB.

>>149516107
I don't think it's a secret that sunbelt teams and especially sunbelt teams with no income tax can trade their draft picks for players who are already developed and then sign them for lower than their market value.

Some of the blame must be on Canadian reporters based in Toronto like Friedman, LeBrun, Chris Johnston and Dreger who've kept repeating the mantra that going to the rink in flip-flops, zero people recognizing you and no outside pressure to perform is fantastic. They've been saying this shit publicly on podcasts and twitter for half a decade. And they sure as shit speak to the players and agents about it too, planting those thoughts in their heads.

It's all rigged.

lol

my ps3 died today and my nhl 11 is stuck inside it. now i can never play my be a pro who was 13 seasons into his career and approaching gretzkys records. this was also the last year of the game with the atlanta thrashers in it. thank you for asking.

my ps3 died today and my nhl 11 is stuck inside it. now i can never play my be a pro who was 13 seasons into his career and approaching gretzkys records. this was also the last year of the game with the atlanta thrashers in it. thank you for asking.

>>149516157
Who

>>149516157
Is this the bust that Dubas drafted?

what if we incessantly reminded a sport full of shy country boys that if they didn't play for us they would have more private lives AND bigger paychecks

>>149516167
Just open it up, take out the disc and buy a new ps3. Your save is fucked though. The ps3 hard drive is encrypted.

>>149516156
>le nobody knows who the players are!!!!!!!!
explain reilly smith saying he was immediately recognized at the las vegas airport for the first time in two years after playing in shittsburgh and new york shitty

dwiwb :^)

>>149516175
Yes, but he drafted an even bigger bust right after.

>Bill Zonnon (C/LW) - Carries himself very high in his inefficient stride. Short stride, no extension. I bet there's weight transfer issues and contact absorption issues here. His spatial awareness is really poor. No chance he can manage the ice of a center at the pro level. He covers for it a bit because of his foot churn, but this isn't a high end prospect. He stickhandles a little bit in open space, no seam creation, he doesn't turn defenders' skates at all. He stickhandles a little bit and shoots from where ever he's standing. What is this? Is this a serious prospect? He's such a weird skater. Good lord, his angles, his routes, his timing, this is all so bad. It's almost out of shear morbid curiosity that I want to find three consecutive shifts where he looks like a draftable player. Couldn't find it. One scout on whether this is a joke: "Wouldn't draft him with a 10th round pick"; to be fair, a couple think he's not as bad as I think. This is mechanically awful, his mental game is awful...if this works out in any interesting way, I'll have to seriously consider switching to football.

if you think the draft matters, you're an absolute fucking retard

>>149516188
Retard

>>149516182
Because he was absolute trash playing for those teams while he whined and played bad on purpose just so he could be traded back to Vegass and not pay taxes.

>>149516185
At least he was picked a few spots before he was set too. The other guy Dubas picked was set to go in the mid 20s.

>>149516192
>>149516195
i appreciate both of your concessions

:^)

>>149516188
For some teams the draft is less important than for others. For the Jets, for example, the draft is essential.

>>149516201
Retard

>>149516226
the who

you now remember when a wendys manager tried to moneyball a team around barrett hayton

>>149516267
What

>>149516188
The draft absolutely matters. Just probably not for your team and you just haven't put enough thought into it because you never had to.

But to write it off entirely is the real retard outlook.

>>149516283
are you lost lil bro your country hasn't won a cup since you've been cognizant

>>149516280
i think it was the same year that woman crouched down on the steps and the camera zoomed in on her meat curtains.

>>149516142
Yeah, Garys statement was a masterclass of psychological manipulation, narrative pushing and deflection. What he was referring to prior was this

>"No you wanted to go to a good organization in a place where you wanted to live (irrelevant) where you wanted to raise your kids (irrelevant) and send them to school (irrelevant), You wanted them to play in a first-class arena (irrelevant) with a first-class training facility (irrelevant). with an owner, an organization, a GM, and a coach. that you were comfortable with (irrelevant) And you wanted to have good teammates so that you would have a shot at winning (irrelevant)"

So the entirety of that statement is useless word vomit that has nothing to do with the state tax question.
>first-class arena with a first-class training facility. with an owner, an organization, a GM, and a coach
All of that already essentially IS equal across all 32 teams, all that stuff is the basic requirement to be an NHL organization so it was Gary frantically trying to deflect the point before admitting that >>149516138 yes the tax free states do have an advantage.

I'll save you the duke nukem response in pic related

>>149516334
>irrelevant
spoken like someone without a family

gary's tribe is going to demand a $2billion fee for 33 and 34 watch

>>149516344
will they have to pay tariffs though?

>>149516344
the players union would heem gary's gribe

what are you guys gonna roll for season 9 on tuesday? for me it's sorc or spirit born

>>149516344
$2 billion for 33 2.3 for 33

>>149516156
It's all so..

every player should be on a 1 year contract and every offseason the owners roll gachas to get players

>>149516389
Retard

>>149516389
based blue jackets fan

>>149516156
>it's utah's fault toronto fans are fucking cancer and no player wants to be there
new levels of cope

Oh dear god
Ysee my name's joseph smith

>>149515091
>isles picked 4 times before the rags first pick
If bootyblasting means getting bent over and power bottoming, sure

>>149516167
What are you a woman? You can disassemble

didn't ask for your diary

>>149516532
dont be rude to copey like that

cope it's a journal

>'cord ghouls are so new they dont realize offseason /hoc/ is a blog posting general
kwab

>great shot kid you just blew up 1.2 million people most of whom were drafted infantry and didn't want to be there WAHOOO

fuck thought this was /tv/

>>149516551
>>149516560
Retard

cope it was 1.1 million (mostly italian)

gary will be announcing the next expansion team will be on a seastead owned by peter thiel

grizzlies are for sale, heard they're moving to jersey

Which one of you was this

so in cricket, there is a thing called "overs". 1 over consists of 6 pitches. for 6 pitches, the bowler will throw the ball in the same direction. he doesnt pitch to one specific batter, he pitches in the same direction. if im batting on the southend of the field and i hit the ball and run to the northend, changing places with my teammate, the bowler will now pitch to my teammate instead of me. also bowlers can not bowl 2 consecutive overs. he has to rest for 1 over before hes allowed to pitch again. in limited overs cricket like t20 cricket, that is 20 overs, or 120 pitches per team to amass the highest score. in test cricket there is no limiting of overs. there are 2 innings. so team a bats, then team a fields, then team a bats again, then team a fields again. the maximum length of time a test match can run is 5 days, if team a is winning, but runs out of time to dismiss all 10 batters in the second inning, the game ends as a draw, it doesnt matter how big of a lead they had. the run score doesnt matter as much as the batters dismissed in test cricket. this is some of the more advanced cricket rules i have figured out.

>>149516708
t. Toronto fan

>>149516736
>not calling them the laffs
way to expose your self, hermano.

>>149516708
fine speech

>>149516679
Didn’t know Asians were so violent

>>149516843
Happens every year

>>149516679
Did he have a debt with the local triad?

>>149515077
You guys are massive fags for still giving a shit about this 3 years later

>>149517140
thoughts on your victory over trb?

>>149515077
Was this the oilyboy who doxed himself

>>149517140
It's just the queers queering off like they do.

>>149517171
thoughts on your loss to bud?

Thank you Gary

>>149516843
Probably going to be worse this year with the cap going up. We've already seen this with some of the deals that have been done (Hague, Bahl).

no one knows what it's like
to be the raped man
to be the bitch man

and no one knows what it's like
to be bubblin

>>149517447
Explain Tavares $4.xM aav

>>149517510
Cap circumcision via hometown pyjama discount

>>149517510
fag let himself get bullied kwab

>>149517622
>>149517627
There’s obviously indertable dealings goin on. He had 74 pts in 75 games with over 30g, basically on par with his best seasons last year and he doesn’t test free agency on a 4Mx4y insult deal? Name a more “””team friendly””” deal in the cap era

>>149517622
my penis was mutilated by a doctor the day i was born

real bedard hours

Reminder: your team passed on him

>>149517773

>>149517773
The fuck were they thinking. They'll learn next year as the Flames beat Montreal in 6 games to become the 2026 Stanley Cup Champions

>>149517817
BOOK IT

>>149517805
sorry nucksbro

We should range ban canada and sweden.

McQueen did the thing

>>149517846
Eat my nuts faggot

>>149517846

>>149517846
Try it

Nordic countries belong in /hoc/

>>149517846

This is the warm ball of love and cuddles that leafs send death threats to.

>>149517901
He scored in 4 nations, we love him

>>149517912
I hope the many among your people who incessantly hate him see the light when he ties a final again, this time in the Olympics.

Official map of countries that unquestionably belong.

Just got out of the shower

Just got out of the closet

Dave Schultz is releasing his new book this October I personally can't wait. It's called "Hammered: The Fight of My Life".

Just got out of bed

So Treliving's power move to recoup some assets for Marner didn't work?

>>149518200
Fucking lol.
inb4 hoob level trade

>>149518200
No, it'll work. 14 contracts will be signed at 12:01pm est tomorrow, and laffs will prove tampering while all the rest nobody will bother with. Case closed. Go laffs go.

marner is going to tweet: "lmfao fuck you laffs, suck this dick bitch i played you sons of bitches" and then sign for 10 years @ 1 million per year

why are my penguins nibbamaxxing

Just took a foul marner (las vegas golden knights edition)

How many /hoc/ posters got drafted this weekend?

>>149518398
I'm going to Calgary!

>>149518398
I got Buffalo

>>149518587
Same bro.

>>149518538
aryan prince

Thoughts?

>>149518638
none

>>149518638
I think there's a lot of schizos who samefag their own personal forced memes on /hoc/

>>149518638
bud1

Huomenta

>>149518638

He's just like you and me
But he's a raped bitch, a raped bitch
As he sits there, posting for (You)'s
La-da-dee, la-dee-dow, la-da-dee, la-dee-dow

>>149518961
Of course Marner is linked with Sodom

Has one of your hockey greats liked a post stating that "Homosexuality is a disease and the white race is supreme" recently?

Pretty funny that my first day in at work my co-workers who are Leaf fans were absolutely bashing the Habs for trading for Dobson this weekend. Coming with claims that they are stupid to lock up Dobson to a 9.5mil with Hutson coming up expecting to get 10+ and how we'd have two D making over 20 mill and that demidovs contract is going to be huge when he's up and blah blah, I think they are clearly jealous we are projecting in the right direction and being a contender in a few years

>>149519110
salami has set the record straig- I mean gay

What we expecting tomorrow?

>>149519004
Hes more Gomorrhea

>>149515077
TRB is a massive fag confirmed

>>149519113
Hutson will get moved to some sucker eventually.

>>149519340
while bitchkov gets sent to the minors KWAB

>>149519176
So T88mu was just completely wasted when he liked that post.
Understood.

>>149518638
got a penny? haha

Mathew knies contract is another example maple Leafs brass and ownership doesn't have the stones for negotiating, and there afraid of media lash back because marners about to fucking walk for nothing as well....the kids 22, and you failed to use the RFA status just like you did the other 3....so yet you have another winger at around 8 million....while it's not phkl Kessel, yeah the guy has more soul and stones than the majority of the team....this yet another classic example that these suits that run this team would rather bend over and take it...

>>149518661
just like my Islanders

>>149519358
>laffs

Pride month is nearly over

>>149519468
trb's favourite time of year

>>149515758
what's a pumpkin patch rumor

cringe

>>149519383
Cope >laffs fans told me signing a guy who has yet to break 60 points to an almost 8 millions AAV is a steal

>>149519176
feels like i've read this exact respons in different context after the world ended in 2012. Wonder if its a timeline slippage from the quantum memory im experiencing. Parashades will have me fall into madness soon.

cmtsu

>>149519524
So, Kane… didn’t do anything?

>>149519468
post your cock as a sendoff
>>149519494
ufc fighters only know how to roll on the mat and mount eachother. The real reason to hire one of them is to get your player better steroids

>>149519539
I can’t compare to Ted

>>149519524
kane was supposed to "accidentally" injure mcdavid in g3 of finals but got cold feet. gary shipped him to hongcouver and his triad buddies to teach him what happens when you dare the gare

Evolving Hockey says marnerjeet is the worst value FA out there kwab

>>149519110
>a Finn said the white race is superior
>100 years ago Swedish scientists considered Finns a lesser race and non-white due to their skull shape

>>149519659
Wait, you filthy animals have science?

>>149519677
>America
>Only 17
Kwab

Free agency begins tomorrow

>>149519524
>friends were held back
How many fucking guys were there?

>>149519719
you don't have a posse, bro?

I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE CORPORATIONS

>>149519705
considering the head start everyone has, 17 is incredible and the most difficult to find. Like imagine bragging about discovering air and water lmao

>>149519113
Hutson is one hit away from being permanently injured. All it takes is a single mistake and boom.

Diddy Kong did nothing wrong

>>149519733
The vast majority of them were discovered after American independence.

europeans think they discovered air lol

>>149519860
ya but still

>>149519705
>Tellurium was discovered in 1783 by Franz Joseph Müller von Reichenstein at Sibiu, Romania. He became intrigued by ore from a mine near Zalatna which had a metallic sheen and which he suspected was native antimony or bismuth. (It was actually gold telluride, AuTe2.) Preliminary investigation showed neither antimony nor bismuth to be present. For three years Müller researched the ore and proved it contained a new element.
Should go to Austria tbqh.

trying to stay strong for bud but it's hard

>>149519860
How many nukes you got, Sven?

>move to America
>win stanleyc up
many such cases

>>149520196
sweden could never

>>149520196
Thank you Gary

>>149520156
Six months away in 1965 from building three of them, so closer than Iran has ever gotten
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_nuclear_weapons_program

>Leafs are in on Michael Pezzetta
>a guy with 0 point in 25 games last season
>laffs

lol nice nukes, no nukes lol

>>149520234
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

Your life is shit and run by a retard.

>paying a 22 year old close to $8M for 6 fucking years who has only had 1 decent season as a Top 6 winger
Laffs ownership truly never change. They probably think they're getting another Marner on a cheaper deal until it blows up in their faces the same was the Rielly contract has. Fuck MLSE and fuck Ed Rogers. If Matthews isn't gone by next spring I'm defecting to becoming a Habs fan.

>>149520333
Cope

>>149520451
It’s not a bad deal when you consider it’s Tavares’ money

>>149520451
Cope

>>149520527
Cope

11th straight day of going to the gym, bros :)

>>149520590
_/_/_/_/_/
atta boy, anon
*slaps your bare ass*

The funniest outcome of the Marner situation would be for Vegass to get a huge fine for all the bullshit over the years, and Marner gets expelled from the NHL, never to play again

>>149520451
>>149520527
That’s just embarrassing for Tavares
>p..please keep me, I’ll scrub the toilets

>>149520641
raped retard

>>149520645
1993

https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/1127491/seth-bennett
i hope my whl team drafts him

>>149520641
Can't imagine anyone having loyalty to their home town in the states, eh, bud?

>>149520590
Good job fren :)

>>149520655
did the tbi from your burrito injury make you think i'm a leaf?

>>149520405
>>149520430
just like my oilers

>>149520677
lel
>>149520655
windy1

>>149520590
Attaboy. Rest days are important too so don't neglect them

>>149520531
>>149520542
Wash your asshole already. I can smell the salty shit from here.

>>149520639
the funniest thing would be him going to whatever team, being an all star, and leaf fans crying about it like with every other player they chase out

>>149520716
Cope

>>149520744
Cope

>>149520744
He was destined to be the villain

>>149520677
lmao trb getting raped on a daily basis

>>149520639
No chance of them punishing the player in this sort of situation. Most likely the NHL just slaps some pathetic fine on the Golden Knigs and that's it.

>>149520824

>>149520657
I hope they draft Aiden Across the Mountain

>>149520922
NANORAAAAAAAAA

I can't see the puck

>>149521077
Hard to when there's no game on

>>149521077
you're not supposed to look at the puck you're supposed to look at the players bulges

Distressing rumblings in Vegas

>>149521089
I can't see the game either

i just lost the game

>>149517145
>>149517179
Fag

>>149521226
>Treliving was successfully able to blackmail Vegas into giving them something for Marner
Kek

>>149521265
that's our air force vet alright

>>149521261
Keep that to yourself next time.

Who is the hoc-approved youtuber for when your morning hangover didn't go away so you need to take an afternoon nap?

>>149521341
Why do you need youtube to nap?

>>149521341
larry

https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi
Go Panthers

>>149521341
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GKF9_nEdD8
thank me later

Should the Flames be considered a dynasty after that masterful draft?

lol

>>149521171
>>149521193
I had one of these as a kid it was sick as hell

>>149521411
@reporterchris
There was no salary retained on Vladimir Tarasenko in the trade to Minnesota.

>>149521411
When will we see a future considerations for future considerations trade?

>>149521411
>>149521479
Holy hot damn that's the best trade Yzerman has made in a while.
Tarasenko was objectively the worst player on Detroit through the whole season, he turned over the puck every fucking shift.

>>149521411
what does stevie y know about future considerations that the rest of the league doesn't?

>>149521483
a few weeks

>>149521411
That means Gavrikov AND Ekblad will play for Detroit next season.

>>149521411
Shoulder surgeries are a bitch

https://youtu.be/KTl5WyTz8uk

>>149521358
To quiet the voices in my head.

>>149521579
Why do you have voices in your head?

>>149521630
To quiet noisy youtube videos when I'm trying to have a nap.

gonna look up some random old game on youtube and SCAAAAAR post whenever the team I arbitrarily choose to root for scores

>>149521565
New cap loophole just dropped

>>149521778
retard

>>149521760
Can you let me know when the other team scores so I can SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR post?

https://youtube.com/shorts/SuXu69PTzTc

Laffs analytics have revealed that Finns = Wins.
Maccelli was pretty bad last season, but only 1 year left on the contract so medium risk - medium reward I guess.

>>149521534
Especially when your shot is your most valuable asset.

>>149521630
he's a viper

Marchand is never returning to Boston

My S&Psies :)

he so is

>NYI and Alexander Romanov are working on an 8 x $6.25M extension

>>149521933
At least this is another contract year for him so I expect him to bounce back, the greedy cunt.
>>149522005
Why? He left his family there while being in Miami.

>>149522083
Ooty rooty

>arsedeep pains

G A R Y
A
R
Y

>>149522072
Good deal.

>FriedgeHNIC
- “I still expect the Mitch Marner trade to Vegas to happen today. Nothing is done until it’s done, but I’m still under the impression that’s going to occur … I still think Nic Roy is in the deal”

Adds it’ll be long, long term deal if it gets done. [SN 590]

How is this not considered tampering?

>>149522072
Seems a tad pricey but I like him

>>149522057
Oh my science is that a mediocre player who just had a terrible year? Plan the parade!

>>149522306
He was good in Arizona, hockey belongs in the desert

>>149522306
He wasn't even that great, just a very solid passer.

>>149522256
Something tells me if this trade doesn’t happen today it never will

>>149522256
Why would you ask?

>>149522256
>How is this not considered tampering?
If a trade gets done it's not tampering. If a trade is not done and Marner signs with Vegas it's tampering.

What's the difference between soft tampering and hard tampering?

>>149522306
The bar isn't set very high in Toronto.

>>149522462
friction

>>149522439
Marner not even hitting the market is worse than him hitting the Market and signing.

>>149521407
Yes! We're winning every cup in the foreseeable future!

>>149522285
It's not pricey at all considering Nic Hague got 700k less and and he's a 3rd pair D while Romanov can play in the 1st pair.

>>149522462
If Marner is seeping out between your fingers it’s hard tampering

This time tomorrow, >my team will be on their way to the Cup.

>>149522533
Debbies?

>>149522491
Not for the Leafs since they get a player in return and not for the Golden Knights since they don't get punished for tampering

>>149522533
This time tomorrow, MY San Jose Sharkies :) are going to have handed out a non-trivial amount of mind bogglingly stupid contracts simply to hit the cap floor.

>>149522533
Based Flameschad

>>149522511
...Romanov playing on your first pair isn't a good thing. Then again, he actually does provide a good impact while playing.

>>149515253
my starsies :)

When I say GO you say FLAMES

>>149522620
where are they going? to atlanta?

GO

What kind of a retard demands to get something in return for a retard that has 10 hours left on his contract

>>149522573
>Romanov playing on your first pair isn't a good thing.
Perhaps, but he can still log those minutes if required without being out of his depth.

>>149522648
So they sign that retard for an extra year

>>149522573
He makes errors (infrequently) but is otherwise solid and likes to hit. He’s developed his hi- check quite nicely. His opponents always seem to hate him too for some reason so bonus intangible

>>149522648
that 10 hours could mean 1 extra year in the contract and that 1 extra year might mean a lower AAV, this is ain't rocket science my man

>>149522639
FLAMES

>>149522648
>laffs

>>149522639
F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>149522648
Blackmailed retards

>>149522677
then at that point they should try to trade one of the LHD on the roster. problem is that they need to find that team who can take one of those albatrosses.

I want chaos.

GO

>>149522573
>>149522703
thoughts on your victory over trb?

hockey is for kulaks

>Marner, the only big ticket FA, is about to sign in Vegas
What's the point of free agency then?

>>149522720
is this your new gimmick?

>>149522720
Thoughts on taking your medication?

>>149522731
So retards on twitter can argue and "leak" trades.

>>149522731
gavrikov sweepstakes

>>149522731
So we can get to real offseason discussion sooner.

>>149522731
So Gary can punish Canadian teams when they break the rules

>>149522785
>Gavrikov only wants to be on Manhattan
Yeah, Lot's of sweepstakes.

>>149521111
Checked and correct

>>149521376
You lost, bud?

>>149522731
it's a frenzy

>>149522915
I want to have a wholesome Christian marriage with Lia and her mother, and give them each a dozen kids

>>149522714
FLAMES

>>149522731
Comedy. We laugh at Vegas for overpaying for Marner

reminder: all ads on the jerseys and boards are literal satanic sigils.

>>149522915
bud 1 actually

>>149523027
Keep spreading the truth, Flamechad

I don't know who this is more tragic for: Flames for having one of their long term players ruining their "rebuild" by shitting on a deal or the Kings for Andersson not wanting to play there.

Turns out you can have as many sun hours as you want but if your city if full of violent Latinx and you have to pay California taxes the sun matters little.

>>149523027
Based flatchud

>>149523105
Holland is a retard.

>>149522731
Cope

lol hamilton NHL never

*crosses the river from Windsor to Detroit to complete the Yzerplan*
>that'll be $11Mx7 plus tip

>>149523393
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamilton_Tigers

*achoo!*

>>149523397
You misspelled Gavrikov.

>>149523393
Canadabros is Hamilton an island?

>>149523393

>>149523393
Why the fuck are the moving a Connecticut team instead of one of the 13 latinx AHL teams in California?

>>149523463
>he really thinks Gavrikov wants to play in Detroiet

>>149523545
Bridgeport had 4 wins at home last season and were barely attended.

>>149523600
If that's the logic the Panthers should've been moved 15 years ago

>>149523568
Yes, and that soft pusy Berggren will go home to his somali boyfriend.

>>149523600
>15-57 total
>4-31 at home
Holy shit.
jlmi

>>149523393
of course the demons sniffed out one of the last soulful arenas left and destroy it with their 'renovations' tactics.
so many hockey memories there including Canada Cup games. so many great concerts there too.
the immediate area is full of knife wielding fent zombies, raging nigs and crackwhores with pitbulls now anyway.

someone make me a pizza pie

>>149523545
Because the California teams are generally okay.

>>149523643

>>149523804
Hockey doesn't belong there.

>>149523806
Does Berggren bottom for ethiopians, too?

>>149521411
>stevie giving up another assest for nothing

>>149523838
You say that like getting rid of Tarasenko with no retention AND without paying the other team to do it is a bad thing.

>>149521411
Now watch Tarasenko become decent again so the >mild can flip him for a pick at the deadline

>Ekblad 8x6.1M with Florida

>Ekblad 6.1x8

RUN
IT
BACK

>>149524039
>>149524053
Did anyone legitimately think he was walking? You know, aside from the smoothbrains in Toronto that assume everyone wants to sign there.

>>149524053
>laffs fans on r/hockey are melting down over this
Amazing.

>>149524039
>>149524053
Threepeat?

Where is that faggot vegastard who was seething because Forsling "took a discount" but Ekblad wouldnt?

>>149524191
That dumb bitch said he was getting atleast 9.

Sad

>>149524053
>>149524347
these asshole are going to win again next year aren't they?

>laffs

>>149521411
>vlad is bad and in minny
sad

>These assholes are going to win again next year
Okay who in the east is better than Florida?

>>149524388
Yeah

>>149524420
habs

>>149524420
My Islanders

>>149524039
>>149524053
My prediction is that his 2 last years will be bought out. Or that he gets on another steroid cycle in 5-6 years and Florida terminates his contract

>>149524388
Flames are going to win

>>149521411
What the FUCK

>>149524420
Not my islanders

Ekblad
>1st overall pick in 2014
>brings his team from the bottom of the league to back to back Stanley Cups
>loyal, signs a discount deal for the franchise that drafted him allowing for the possibility of a dynasty

McDavid
>drafted 1st overall in 2015
>no cups after a DECADE of being touted "the best player in the world"
>signs the biggest contract in NHL history and is still going to leave once its over

>Forsling + Ekblad = 11mill
>Nurse = 9mill

>>149524494
I don't get why people say he's been meh as a 1st overall when he's pretty much the first guy that got the Panthers back into relevancy.

>>149521528
Uh oh.

>>149522785
Are ragtards really looking forward to signing a shit tier 30 year old russian defenceman?

>>149524539
He got his ass beat by a manlet

>>149524518
And retards like >>149524494 blame McDavid's contract for the Oilers' ineptitude

>>149523600
I heard they are moving the franchise to Canada in order to make Chris Lamoriello quit.

>>149524631
I heard this is the third AHL franchise he's destroyed. Surprised he still is around but Lou decided to leave a very nice turd in the islanders organization after leaving.

>>149524146
>>149524104
why did they think he was going to the fucking laffs lmao

>>149524689
Every player born in Ontario is legally required to sign with the laffs according to their fans.

>>149524561
So we get the russian and the swedecuck goes home to troon in peace.

Stop criticizing Gary

>>149524518
Forsling + Ekblad + Jones + Mikkola = $21.3m
Nurse + Bouchard ≈ $20-21m

>>149524951
And Jones takes nearly half that number

Mikkola another guy Drury traded for and then let walk because he wasnt worth 2.5 million bucks, and now the rags are going to give Gavrikov 8 million dollars to do the same thing Mikkola does. Drury is a moron.

>>149524951
soilers are doomed

>>149525001
if only people knew that Drury was a moron in advance...

>>149524900
Gavrikov wants to go to the Rangers.

>>149525001
>laffs

kek I thought Tarasenko could've been a one teamer now he's on his 6th in 4 seasons

At this rate, if your team has a single player who signed for the maximum amount they possibly could then your team deserves to never win the danley dup.

>>149524951
>+ Mikkola
>>149525001
>Mikkola another guy Drury traded for and then let walk because he wasnt worth 2.5 million bucks
Mikkola fucking sucks and would've gotten himself suspended for several games if he played for any other team than the Miami Panthers

For me it's the Pepsi-Cola Ice Flyers

>>149525066
Many such cases with guys who don't age well

>>149523835
>>149523643
Is Jonathan Berggren actually gay? He definitely looks the part.

Red Wings I’m thinking do a sign and trade for Robertson and go after K’andre Miller maybe.

>>149525066
at least he won with florida

>>149525066
He was pretty decent with my Sensies. Wonder what the fuck Detoilet did to him

GARY BLAMERS OUT

>>149525043
Berggren wants to go on grindr.

>>149525121
yeah that was based

>>149525158
>ruins

still thinking of that kid that got sent to buffalo right before the other one going to disneyland

florida confirmed dynasty

>>149525112
That swedecuck is gay for Berggren, sooo...

Robertson is too soft, Wings have to much of that now.

>>149525133
>>149525121
>>149525066
Wings fan here. He’s washed. Only reason he won with Florida is because they threw him on the 4th line and let him play the PP. He also has no physicality. Yzermans 2nd worst signing. Some guys fall off a cliff hard. Malkin, Tarasenko etc

>>149524053
>1.4M paycut
WE'RE PUTTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER

>>149525218
Marchy was so much better as the RW on the Finnish women line. He actually elevates the offence of the two guys, Senko was decent enough but was mostly a slow passenger waiting to tap in Lundell's passes in 2024.

>>149525158
Those three Ruins men look like they belong in a retirement home rather than running a NHL team.

Florida is going to keep everyone, cant wait to listen Biz and Whitney seethe.

A real feel-good outcome would be if Brock Boeser took a humble deal with Minnesota, something around 6x6.5, so he come go back home. Home is where the heart is.

oh wow

>>149525390
it's over

>>149525390
That sound you hear is the window shutting.

>>149525390
The new core four

>>149525390
What a deal! Only 1.135x more than Nurse!

>>149525388
Not happening. He's going to take 9x8 in LA

>>149525390
that explains why scorey has to pound the pavement looking for a new gig

20 million in two subpar defenceman

>>149525390

>>149525390
but he's clearly regressing though
also this makes me wonder how much quinn hughes is going to get next year

>>149525541
Is Quinn going to just go to the Devils with his brothers? Huge underachiever/choke team but they have to have a better outlook than the Nuckies

>>149525541
On July 1, 2026, the Canucks will offer Quinn a 8x$MAX deal with full NMC.

If he signs - great! If he doesn't, the sweepstakes immediately begin.

Why won't edmonton sign a goalie? that's their main problem no?

>>149525390
Ohnononono

>>149525600
I honestly hope so just so that the nucks can start to rebuild again.

>>149525605
he does deserve that but it means the canucks will never make the playoffs again given how shit their cap situation is right now with pettersson and their buyouts

>Operation Fuck laffs and soilers to Hell is off to a flying start.

>>149525691

Apologize

>>149525709

>>149525709
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

this guy has the thickest cock in the league, i hope my team signs him

>>149525734
How is the Sharks more competitive than the Canucks?

>>149525611
yes but all goalies are shit now: https://www.nhl.com/news/top-nhl-free-agent-goalies-available-2025

>>149525611
They should have traded for Ullmark last season

>>149525605
Canucks management across various regimes have proven themselves incapable of dealing high value expiring contracts.

>>149525764
because, despite their being the San Jose Sharks, they are not in fact the Vancouver Cnaucks
>Checkmate

>>149525798
and the sharkies have lots of hope for the future in celebrini and smith

>>149525390

>>149525611
Goalies are meaningless. Cross eyed turnstile defensemen are the thing.

>>149525937