>Tom Lynch done been suspended for five weeks for whacking a crow

>two friday night games
>no late sunday game
why have they done this

First for trans rights

>>149537671
LOL fucking wanker

Tiggs. Fuck the AFL and fuck the tribunal

just want a qt wife who believes in god and supports me

bombies

>>149537671
t. joshua dale brown

>>149537687
Hey Colby

>>149537651 (OP)
>Sydney Cricket Ground

>>149537767
Are they human or is that ai?

No team
Yes stadium

>>149537687
sounds like you need a good muslim girl brother

They should be a rectangular stadium and give them an aleague team

>>149537669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjIl_xFUruM

>>149537796
this desu

>>149537651 (OP)
>make ch7 have to call two matches at once on friday
interesting play y the AFL ngl

>overlapping games on a saturday
>this is fine
>overlapping games on a sunday
>this is fine
>overlapping games on a friday night
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149537669
so we don't have to watch carlton

>>149537669
Fixturing this season has been a mess.

Why is Maynard such a thug? Now he's taking his own teammates out

My life's a mess. Everything's turned to fuckin shit around me. Can't even leave the house without drinking at least 3 beers

>>149537854
same

>>149537846
Reckon De Goey is permanently concussed anyway.

>>149537820
*if you live in WA or have Fox Footy

Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet bros we eating good tonight

>>149537767
kek

>>149537767
thought the tassie abos were extinct

never understood foot fetishes

>>149537669
Humiliation ritual for the West Coast. They wanted to try and show how irrelevant West Coast is nowadays compared to such a big Vic club like Carlton. They thought Carlton v Collingwood was going to be a big, close game, and the West Coast game an irrelevant blowout. The opposite is going to happen though

>>149538009
OIL DRILLER

>>149538009

remembering pixel planet

>>149538009
imagine if the sexes were reversed

>>149538115
>WUDD IV DUH SEGGZUZZ WUH RUBUSSED D: D:
The sexist idiot.

Captcha: VNR.

Yum yum
Cum cum
In my
Bum bum

>>149538142
go pies btw

https://7news.com.au/sport/afl/aflw-superstar-monique-conti-and-fellow-richmond-player-rhyan-mansell-go-public-with-new-relationship-c-19208585

>>149538150
Huh? You sure she plays AFLW?

>>149538150
imagine the passionate sweaty sex

>Conti recently posted a series of photos from her trip to Bali with Mansell leaving a smiley face in the comments section, to which she replied with “mwah”.
Walkley winning stuff

>tfw norths theme song comes on

>>149538206
Crisp 'tism

i like north's song, it's one of the best in the league imo

big beautiful bill

>>149538246
Big Billy Wifeless

>>149538246

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEcqHA7dbwM

awwwww no bill you cant say that

>>149538265
*Blows whistle*
That's $20,000 from the salary cap

Jeez Billy, you've shit your diaper again. Fos is gonna give you a belting.

>>149538206
thankfully we only have to hear it 4 times a year

sex with billys daughters

>>149538009
whats he doing there anyway?

XDDD LE TJ GETS LE ABOLUSTE STITCHUP XDD LE LORDO XDD THE PANEL GOES OFF XDDD LE ALL TIME STICH UP XDD LE TJ CAUGHT ON CAMERA XDD LE TEARS EMOJI XDD

Got a waft of shit suddenly.

>>149538164
imagine the rehab room when they both injure themselves having sex

>>149538553
Might have got a bit excited and squeezed a bit of poo out mate

afl is dead. bury it. consider this mercy

tom lynch looks like ben lee, aka a faggot

>>149537767
who do they think they're appealing to

>>149537811
igg v gas is probably only on 7 wa

XDD LE OBESE UGLY MAN AND XXDDD LE CHINK DICK XXD AND XD LE BALDING BETA ONIONS KEK ON TV SITTING AT BAR SO FUNNY!!!! XDDDDD!! FUNNY BANTER !!!! XDDD !!! FUNNY FACEBOOK VIDEOS SO FUNNY XDDD!!!

>>149538635
past your bedtime, schizo

le nick daicos

>>149538635
trvke

sunday footy show just isnt the same without my beloved kaneo

half of kane's takes are good
the other half is biased rubbish

>>149538616
yes, but it still counts

>>149538698
he throws is shit takes for (You)s but balances them out for reasonable takes once he's got attention, he's trying to play the media like trump
>say something controversial to get attention, say reasonable things now that everybody's looking at you, and gain further support

>>149538677
The panel this week was WOAT

Brown
Lloyd
Barrett
Sloane
Smith

Particularly dislike Isaac Smith, annoying slow speech and always talking with a grin on his face.

>>149538727
>always talking with a grin on his face
fucking hate the subset of australian blokes who do this

>>149538730
Seems to be a distinctly millennial thing (sam mcclure, tom morris)

sloane is just a shit replacement, no personality or interesting analysis, not even a good footy mind. at least kaneo had interesting opinions.

do you NPC fucks actually watch afl media shite?

>>149538767
No but Steven May

I might get a pizza on sunday night

i only watch kaneo and kingy's sen show
rest of it is absolute trash

>>149538811
You certainly may not.

Night, cock knuckles.

>>149538587
catch my disease is a banger though

catch my disease [AIDS]
we're all in this together [AIDS}
cigarettes will kill you [LIKE AIDS}

>>149538767
the only reason to watch is if your team is getting glazed for playing well

>>149538864

>>149538811
not me I don't

you were born during the only time in history that having a high scoring grand final is taboo

>>149538934
but not illegal

In American sports vernacular, Ken Hinkley would be revered, a winner in 10 of 12 completed seasons.

His career winning percentage of 59.52 would be celebrated, and his qualification for "playoffs" in seven of those 12 seasons, and progress through to a "conference championship" game on four occasions, would be lauded.

The AFL system, unfortunately, doesn't allow for overwhelming positivity to be heaped on anyone other than those who get to hold aloft a premiership cup.

>>149538987
So true.

>>149538987
based kingy

>>149538987
Americans are retarded

well i like ken as a poort fan but i also think the club needs change, this list on its day can beat anyone but they go missing in finals and really randomly this year they play absolute stinkers. shitney played horrible but still got the win over poort last week. same shitney team against mostly the same port team put 124 points on them. they just need consistency

the witching hour

lol

>>149539432
nfl isn't on for like 2 months champ

?

>>149541700
is nfl the one where roided murrikans charge into each other

>>149539432
I think you'll find the witching hour is between 6-7pm and it inflicts my dog. She goes mental every night for 1 hour, zoomies.. biting.. chewing. You name it

i don't give a cunting fuck about you or your poofter dog you absolute fuckhead, shut the fuck up

>>149544815
I think you're getting it confused with the bitching hour

why is there such a media beat up about the scg being shit, everyone already knew it was a shit stadium

Good morning alf

>>149548422
It'll be your last morning if you rev me up today. I am not in the fucking mood

>>149547253

>>149548885
>I am not in the fucking mood
your mum is though lol

Another day no dollar

Up and at 'em

>>149538987
I'd trade all those winning seasons for 1 premiership tbqhwy

Miles Bergman has officially signed a contract extension at port for 2 more years

i am ready to smash one of you fucking spastics, don't fucking test me

"smash" as in have sex with? or "smash" as in beat in a fight?

you couldnt smash an avo

>>149550016

Called in sick, but I'm not actually sick just can't be bothered

>>149538206
What’s this video from kek

Am I not shitty enough, is my fart too broken

Top 9 play bottom 9 this week

>>149550674
Shall be tipping all the top 9 teams tbqhwy

>>149550597
Crisp. Mental health day mate.

>>149549646
>>149550016
>>149550516

>>149550715
My strategy lately is to go to a different chemist each day I'm off and say work sent me home for being sick and i need a certificate. They don't ask questions. Need to burn through some of this personal leave. My boss can't say shit either or i'll go straight to HR

>>149551194
you know you can just edit a pdf and change the date instead of wasting money

>>149550927
What is that body part to her right

just say you have covid

>>149551264
>>149551503
They're not as dumb as they look. They'll catch you out and use it against you so im rorting it but in a way they have nothing against me.

>>149537669
this is the one friday night game iggs get a year (or maybe they had an easter one i forget) and they have it the same time as 2 big vic clubs playing each other kek

>>149537793
not him but the older i get the more i've considered this

>>149551719
>HR
>not as dumb as they look
heh

>>149550516
there he is the horny one

scg groundsmen too busy fucking each others arses instead of maintain the surface
(sydney is the gay capital of australia)

sydney is the capital for faggotry in the southern hemisphere

happy we get to switch to a fresh game on friday night after carlton are 40 point down in the first qtr
>b-but muh big victorian rivalry!!!!

there is nothing worse than hr

theyre called human remains for a reason

Anyone else genuinely excited for North vs Footscray tomorrow?

>>149552221
i am

>>149552221
nope

north melbourne as a whole fucking sucks get rid of em

>>149552665
and essendon too

>>149550597
>>149551194
You do know that you can get sacked for taking sickies when you're not sick, right?

https://www.moores.com.au/dropping-the-ball-on-honesty-fair-work-commission-backs-employer-in-sick-leave-saga/

>>149552665
agree

>>149552703
if he doesn't feel up to capacity to perform his roles and duties then taking a sick day is completely valid.

North, Saints and Carlshit need to fuck off and be replaced by Williamstown, Port Melbourne and Doutta stars

>>149552703
just say it's a mental health day

>>149552703
The chemist gave me a certificate that said i'm unfit for work. That certificate will hold up in court. Good luck sacking me

douttas fucking sucks too fuck you faggot

>>149552703
>friends with people from work on social media

>hey boss can i have a sick day to go to gather round
>you certainly may not

is straffo still a poof?

>>149552743
Doutta Stars are rorting the salary cap. Every time I played them in under 14's they would have some 18 year old, 6 foot Tonga bloke who'd wipe the floor with us. Cunt of a club

why should healthy people lose out compared to people that are constantly legitimately sick
i will continue to take fake sickies until you pay my sick leave out you cunts

>>149552919
No he's Asexual now

wish i had laryngitis again, legit enjoyed not having to speak

Asexual basically means you've given up trying after repeat failures

>>149553026
maybe his arse just got sore

Haven't heard a peep out of RC lately. Really makes you think. (given recent news headlines)

>>149553094
I hope the rumours aren't true

honestly fuck that rc cunt
about time he retired the trip for good

RC is based and will be back

RC is a deadset ripper bloke, a family man through and through and a proud aussie

Hilltop Hoods — The Nosebleed Section
Christine Anu — Island Home
Cold Chisel — Khe Sanh
Vanessa Amorosi — Absolutely Everybody
Men At Work — Down Under
Spiderbait — Black Betty
Jet — Are You Gonna Be My Girl
The Presets — My People
Kylie Minogue — Can't Get You out of My Head
AC/DC — Thunderstruck

the triple j votes la

>>149553349
What were the non-plebocratic votes?

rc is a larper

all the normies are gonna vote for shit like
>i'll never see your face again NO WAY GET FUGGED FUGG OFF XD

>tfw for 24 years i've been living next door to alice

I hate all women

>>149553678
do you want to talk about it?

>>149553349
disturbing lack of TISM

>>149553763
it's an interesting discussion your honour

>>149549100
check and kek

My favourite part of tipping point is seeing everyone gambling everything and walk away with nothing. Todd Woodbridge always talks them out of their winnings.

>>149552924
you look at where the Doutta Stars club is on google maps, why the fuck wouldn's Essendon develop that site for their headquarters, fucking ridiculous

>>149549100
based no-getter

>>149553861
Essendon got cucked out of their home by a bowls club as if they're gonna be able kick a footy club out

>>149553861
pretty sure its council land

>>149553898
always was always will be

>>149553969
calling someone who has played like 50 average games a star is a bit of stretch isnt it

Simply hop on the fair work ombudsman's site and get a statty done up, fuck going to a chemist or calling some cunt.

finna gym

Day 0 nofap

>>149554024
between sets

>>149553766
yep I wanted noiseworks too but it wasn't on the shortlist and couldn't be arsed adding it

>>149553559
I’m voting for Billie eilish personslly

>>149553969
I dont know who that is

Wanna wank but nothing worth wanking to.

>>149554261
/gif/ looms

$800 covered bj

>>149554360
I'm sure they came back just for the cart though

Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet

nick daicos lol

>>149554360
Remember when richmondspastic flew to Adelaide to have sex with a tranny and he regretted it immediately but still ate his arse anyway?

This mushroom women will get off I reckon if they have been deliberating for 3 days

couldn't give a poofter's arse about the mushroom story to be honest with you

>>149554548
this

lunchza today was smiths cheese and onion and a zero sugar monster

>>149554503
yeah that was a weird false flag larp

>>149554570
they make a nice sandwich if you put in bread

>>149554548
this but also jjj vooting slop

this may be the actual worst round of footy in the entire fixture

Not enjoying this darkness

I think she's guilty but if I were on the jury I wouldn't vote to convict

>>149554608
worst year of footy since the '00s (the 1900s)
if I was laura kane's parents i would die of shame

Has anyone here done jury duty?

>>149554643
not sure mate

>>149554643
First time I told them I was at uni so couldn't, second time I told them I was going on holiday or some shit and they said it wasn't an excuse. Never heard back from them either way.

how come darcy moore never gets in trouble for attempting to hit butts?

>Friday night footy Collingwood vs Carlton
>USA independence day on Friday
They knew what they were doing

that dumb poof isnt even best 22 anymore you stupid fag

>>149554706
you're just jealous he's living your dream

amerimutts out

really makes you wonder who the man behind the curtain is, who's really pulling the strings

Footy?

>>149554752
Huh?

imagine how much lesbian sex aflw players have

>>149554743
too bad gayfl poofs guess you'll be watching NRL now muahahaha

thats one of the gayest posts ive ever seen

>Cut off channel 7 in regional areas and increase the price of kayo by another $10

>>149554781
Smartest shrimp on the barbie cooker

>>149538009
since when does david rodan play for the dogs?

>>149554774
>lesbian sex
Impossible

NRL GF tickets went on sale this morning. As in you can literally go onto Ticketmaster right now and buy a whole bunch of tickets for their grand final. I bought a whole bunch of cheap ones and I'll gouge the fans of whatever team makes it when it sells out

shocking weather in naarm today boys

>>149554894
>gouge the fans
lol it could be their two biggest teams and you could walk up to the ground on the day and get tickets
you just lost your money

>>149554894
>when it sells out
don't like your chances of that mate

the father son ruledogs

>>149554894
diabolical

>>149554894
based satan taking advantage of retards

>>149553349
>no redgum
>no inxs
>no screaming jets
>no crowded house

San cisco awkward. No other votes needed

inxs are just a scuffed version of U2

hannay listen to j since like 2012 laughed hard wen i saw last years 100 might give this a cracq though

probably wise to have a glass of water first

why did he do it?

inxs is way better than u2 and im by no means an inxs fan
u2 might be the worst band in the world

>Robert Walls’ significant contributions to Carlton, Brisbane and the great Australian game will be acknowledged with a medal struck in his honour.
who the fuck wants to win a medal named after a coward

what's a good rainy day kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC0OHzV4knY
shed a tear my iggos

>>149554973
Sunshine

>>149554643
yeah twice, both times didn't make final call thank fuck

>>149554967
The loser on the grand final day gets the Walls-Selwood Medal.

Bunch of boomers talking about their 80's music. No one cares bozo

>>149555022
?

>>149554975
bro went from looking like peter andre to one of your dads mates in a year or two

>>149555045
no one can run from father time

is origin on tonight?

>>149555067
9th

>>149554975
Don't even remember him without a shaved head.

*bangs hammer*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p55LUUnaNS0

>>149554975
>>149555045
b-but baldcoper said you look just as good with a shaved head??

A little black boy is in the kitchen watching his mother fry up some chicken. Seeing the flour, he dabs some on his face. ‘Look at me, Ma,’ he says, ‘I’m white!’ ‘What’d you say?’ says his mama, and the boy says, ‘Look at me, I’m white!’ WHAP! His mama slaps the shit out of him. ‘Don’t you ever say that!’ she says, then tells him to go tell his father what he said to her. Crying hard as Niagara Falls, the boy goes up to his father. ‘What’s wrong, son?’ ‘M-M-Mommy sl-sl-slapped me!’ ‘Why she do that, son?’ his father asks. ‘B-b-because I-I said I was w-w-white.’ ‘What?’ BLAAAAM! His father slaps him even harder than his mama did. ‘Now go tell your grandmother what you said! She’ll teach you!’ So the boy’s crying and shaking and all confused. He approaches his grandmother. ‘Why, baby, what’s wrong?’ she asks. And the boy says, ‘Th-th-they sl-slapped me.’ ‘Why, baby—why they’d do that?’ He tells her his story and when he gets to the end, PIE-YOW! His grandmamma slaps him so hard she almost knocks him down. ‘Don’t you ever say that,’ she says. ‘Now what did you learn?’ The boy starts rubbing his cheek and says, ‘I learned that I’ve been white for only ten minutes and I hate you niggers already!’

I'm gay and my partner (male) and I support Collingwood.

>>149555224
lol
sending this into bounce

the joke is collingwood supporters are gay

>>149555251
It's not a joke

I'm not gay but I do support collingwood

>>149555261
>I'm not gay but
that's what they all say

the joke is to persist with the joke is that collingwood supporters are gay

>>149555240
he looks like dan gorringe

garn wet on wellington
*waits at tram stop*

whats so funny about being gay

What led you all here? Are you all lost little souls looking for friendship?

throw gays from rooftops

>>149555241

so he lights an american spirit

all gayfl poofs are gay

>>149555280
nothing wrong with supporting collingwood mate

>>149555286
based saad

>>149555224
HOWLING

>>149555309
probably the best durry i've smoked (except for these fuckoff spenny luxury chinese ones i got as a gift from chink clients)
natty american spirits burn for like 20 minutes+, they're excellent value and taste great

>>149555319
any smokes will kill ya but these will make you feel like it

baccy shop only has manchesters or knock off marlboros that taste like shit
grim areas

I couldn't give a poofters arse if you're gay or not

had a nice brekky this morning

>>149555355
>Mercedes
Grim. How can he be even more unlikable?

>>149555355
that's a lunch

>>149555355
>that'll be $80.65 for today tap when you are ready

>>149555365
plus 15% service charge that isn’t mandatory but we’ll shame you if you don’t want to pay it because this isn’t fucking america and we don’t tip in this country and hospo workers wa already get paid to much

>>149555355
>drinking from a mason jar
i don't get this meme can anyone explain why they all do this?

why do poofs like drinking out of jars so much

>>149555355
Who took this photo. A male?

>>149555359
mustve bin a present from the black cunt

>>149555380
meant chad warner btw

>>149555355
which is the entree? the main? the dessert? in what order does he eat these? won't they go cold and stale while he eats others? why does he have two drinks? is this a breakfast or lunch? something else?
this whole thing is utterly insane

chad warner is not a male

a wanna be hipster i know threw out all his perfectly fine glassware and replaced them all with brand new masonry jars. doesn't really make any sense.

/r/thathappened

>>149555365
yep that's how it goes, every fuckin day 3 times a day on holidays

darcy moore is unironically a chad

>>149555373
Inner city millennial hipsters were/are dirt poor and bad with money. They literally had to drink out of whatever was cheap and on hand. Problem is, it's gone on too long and become the "cool" thing.

Sort of like shopping at thrift stores or how lobsters and prawns became delicacies.

land of the free

>>149555450
Not my problem

>>149555466
cringe

Rapper Kanye West was denied entry to Australia over antisemitic song lyrics, Immigration Minister Tony Burke has revealed.

Mr Burke told the ABC's Afternoon Briefing the musician, who goes by Ye, had a valid visa cancelled by officials in his department after releasing a song titled Heil Hitler.

"He's made a lot of offensive comments that my officials looked at again once he released [that] song," he said.

"He's got family here … It wasn't a visa for the purpose of concerts. It was a lower-level [visa] and the officials still looked at the law and said if you're going to have a song and promote that sort of Nazism, we don't need that in Australia."

Mr Burke said a "stricter line" applied to those who wanted to visit Australia for the purposes of public advocacy and that West was the only instance he could recall of a cancellation of a visa that was not for advocacy purposes.

There was speculation in 2023 about the ability of West to visit Australia, where Bianca Censori, whom he married in 2022, is from.

At the time, government frontbencher Jason Clare suggested his history of antisemitic remarks would be grounds for visa refusal.

Those comments were made before Mr Burke was the relevant minister and before the release of the Heil Hitler song, which happened earlier this year.

Mr Burke did not say there was a permanent ban on the rapper, pointing out visa applications were reassessed each time in accordance with the law.

"I'm not taking away the way the act operates, but even for the lowest level of visa, when my officials looked at it, they cancelled that following the announcement of that song," he said.

"We have enough problems in this country already without deliberately importing bigotry."

Hey jus watching some womens wrestling what u guys doing

>>149555446
>Inner city millennial hipsters were/are dirt poor
they're literally all rich kids mate

>>149555489
not sure how that's relevant to this thread champ

>>149555450
thoughts on unrealised capital gains tax?

Foreign Affairs Minister Penny Wong with the Port Adelaide guernsey she presented to United States Secretary of State Marco Rubio

>>149555489
>speak words
>get banned from country

I hope kanye west kills himself

>>149555529
NOT.
MY.
PROBLEM.

>>149555546
this but charlie west

>>149555529
she is beautiful

The Virgin 'Ye vs The Chad Burko

>JOSHua Brown

Fact: nat mogs your favourite girl

>>149555549
It's somewhat amusing that due to my own violent actions as a young man that led to me spending 2 years and 7 months behind bars there are certain countries that would deny me entry.
A famous rich celebrity says some certain things and now he is treated as I am (a convicted violent criminal who actually harmed people with actions not words).

Hypothetically what would happen if I turned up to the next AFL game at the MCG (keeping it on-topic) wearing a shirt emblazoned with a swastika and started barricking for Hitler.

>>149555529
when sexbots are a real thing i will start a business selling serenabots and become a trillionaire

blud got banned from reddit and called it behind bars :skull:

Just 48 more hours until Basedcos

Ally Harris

You’re a yob or you’re wanker, make your fucking pick.
So who is your favourite Jasmine, Durrsma or Smith?

Do you guys/gals post on any other forum apart from /sp/? Such as FB groups, big footy, reddit?

Which match are you most looking forward to this round?

do you guys remember that video of ted whitten and sandy roberts where they’re throwing F and C bombs left right and centre and at the end teddy pulls his pants down and flashed his old bumhole and nutsack at the camera?

https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1804439357/human-by-chance-alpha-by-choice-shirt?ls=s&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=&ref=sr_gallery-1-23&pro=1&sts=1&content_source=d98bce30-7421-4144-85a3-8f6b4f5b5aa1%253A50eaccd449e80791ddf2d82b4286dc80bd2cd93d&organic_search_click=1&logging_key=d98bce30-7421-4144-85a3-8f6b4f5b5aa1%3A50eaccd449e80791ddf2d82b4286dc80bd2cd93d

What's Maynard doing?! There is no need for that to happen in a training session.

not answering any of those questions.

kate ritchie’s sex tape

>>149555761
Durrsma
>>149555766
I read bigfooty and r/afl but don’t post
>>149555789
Lions v Port
>>149555796
No idea what you’re talking about
>>149555806
He’s a thug what do you expect

Maynard has never done anything thuggish; he just has a rough face and got run into by that melbourne dumbass.

>>149555373
It's rustic

>"Fitzy"
>"wippa"
>marty sheargold
>mick molloy
>hamish and andy
>carrie bickmore
>"hughesy"

>>149555789
as a poort fan but lions member, loins v pear

>>149555373
sustainability signalling

>>149555879
Used to wake up to hughsey and Kate in the 2000s

Post more ya cunt knuckles

Better like next time :*

>>149555879
>>>/sharty/

No idea who wippa is tb h

feel like eating cunt

I stop getting upvotes, I stop posting. It's as shrimple as that

>>149555879
>tfw no nudist carrie mum

Moneyball's a good movie

just want cher from clueless as a gf

Tonight is 10 years since Phil Walsh was murdered

If I was gay and a good fight I would just asexually assault cute short guys wtf they gon do?

just bought 2 tshirts and 2 jumpers doing a bit of an image change

actually 3 jumpers and 2 shirts

>>149556070
also 10 years since i broke the news on /sp/

>>149556090
Based Cy

>>149556080
this is why we need guns in this country y

>>149556080
haha i would have to fight you back or something haha like if you forced your lips on me imagine that lol id have to hit you or something, not sure what id do if you fingered my arse haha who knows?

>>149556082
Based /fa/lfa

if i was in phil walsh's house that night, it wouldn't have gone down the way it did

>>149556102
Wh-what way would have you gone down?

the jumper

>>149555555

O my heck did he just get a number wow

>>149556105
Hope you have a spare $270 so you can look like a flaming poof

havent had a drink in 10 days

I'm a stone cold bastard. Haven't cried once in my life. I've literally stared into the deepest levels of hell and turned away an unphased.

anyone had barry before
hate bailey sniff and the gaycos bros but barry is very good, especially the strawberry flavour in the mixed 10 pack

i only get takeaway once a week and thinking tonight be the night, just trying to decide now
already a bit late but thursday-saturday are usually bus so maybe it should just be now

>>149556105
how the fuck do they knit that

>>149556128
based nick daicos

>>149556123
aren't you thirsty?

>>149556105
based every grunge-esque australian band full of long hair poofs

>>149556144
no i was dangerously close to alcoholic territory; my hands would shake in the morning when i woke up and id have to hide them at work, dont miss it at all

crazy how tayla harris got so upset over people commenting on that picture
but laughs at people using AI to copy every aspect of her life and continuing to show up in multiple locations where she is

I'm eating an apple

>>149556169
>people commenting on that picture
there is "literally" no evidence this ever happened

Got nothing to do all day and no one to talk to

>>149556169
/r/ThatHappened

can of coke has like 60mg caffeine yet people will drink a four pack of bourbons

who wanking they dick off

sexy girls

Made a big cummies earlier.

>>149556231
same

reading about the bendigo football league

wow thats crazy!

/our/ hapa ranga fucking dogs that English slut

any of you blokes ever sous vide a steak in a dishwasher?

i love the footy with broden kelly and i want marnie to be my gf, her voice is so qt

>>149556313
shame she's an absolute fucking retard

>>149556313
she has a black fiance btw

afl can't compete with state of origin

iggs

iggs are the best 1-14 team of all time

>>149556327
no she fucking doesn't

>>149554973
castaway is my comfy kino for tonight

>>149556285
why is he called snapper

>parish, langford, redman injured at training
>now reid with hamstring tightness
will ridley make it to the game? he's the last injury-prone man standing

there's 3 days without footy each and 4 days with footy

>>149556139
you whip the kid until it's knitted, foolproof

turns out after all this song and dance and drama about sydney's catastrophic apocalyptic cyclone, it's just a cat 1 light storm

>>149556461
For me? Ch7 advertising the footy like it's Collingwood vs Bulldogs, but it's two separate awful games.

>>149556327
And?

now THIS is /fa/

I wonder if there's prison rape porn

>is that a hecking V!!!!????

went to monarto today

thoughts on my new ink?

>>149556507
the shannon grant worst miss in afl history jumper

>>149556550
mines better

based calf tattoo CHADS

>>149556603
This is truly crisp.

>>149556336
state of origin is trash, the afl rightfully got rid of it after inventing it. if the nrl actually wanted to become a national sport as the name implies, it has to ditch origin

>>149556390

>>149556689
disagree. I like seeing the best players from each state compete

>>149553349
surely we gotta try and get 'what about me' to number 1

queensland will be the second best afl state after victoria in 5 years

Who cares in 10 years time soccer will be our national sport anyway

>>149556694
kek

collingwood magpies: the protagonists of australian rules football

>>149556739
>10 years
Not even close.
There's literally zero metric you can provide that could even remotely justify this stance.

If AFL and NRL die off, Cricket is going to take over.

soccer can never take off in australia because the good leagues all start most of their games after midnight

this is why basketball is bigger, nba games are all on in the morning/afternoon

>>149556967
soccer will become the national sport of America soon enough too and the MLS will be the best in the world

>>149556987
ya mum

last for essendon

channel 10 sent grant denyer to rehab to deal with his meth addiction, channel 7 left Andrew O'Keefe for dead

>>149557091
yeah thats where I've got them on my ladder predictor

grant 'fuck oath yeah' denyer

Tradie, 18, died after hitting his head doing a backflip

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14867889/tradie-backflip-accident-gold-coast-Sonny-Blundell.html

>>149556297
She cute. Weird to see an attractive tennis player for a change

>>149557148
hardhats are for poofs tbf

it's so cold in this house

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14866773/Melbourne-childcare-paedophile-accused-Joshua-Dale-Brown-Point-Cook-home.html

Looks Irish. Why are the Irish like this?

>>149557231
They were never part of the Roman empire. Their minds are still those of beasts, never civilised. See also: Germany.

I miss the way things used to be

I regret some of the choices i've made

I'm just so sad all the time

bane

dons

woods

Just want RC back, he's my friend.

lust for essendon

>>149556297
>>149557158
how many penises do you reckon?

nick daicos

>it's kino time

>>149557231
>Joshua Dale Brown
Why are anglos always seething at us for no reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG37S8C9lyw&list=RDsG37S8C9lyw&start_radio=1

I'm still 'sick'. Another day off

>>149558059
this
he literally has the most anglo name on the planet and angloid scum are calling him irish, kwab

>>149557453
100+

>>149554643
only got summoned once
got out of it cause I was studying
finna go next time for sure and enjoy the make-up pay

Good morning alf

if it was a good morning i'd be fishing

Looking back at the original phil Walsh thread

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/60068462/#60068462

The AFL MUST bring in a finals wild card round

>>149565129
There's a distinct lack of frogs in that thread

>>149565404
2016 pepe found new popularity

>>149565129
even in that random sample thread nrlsperg is in there

fucking kek cunts mentally broken by /afl/

>>149566495
So true

Hit up the chemist again. Tricked the silly old cow into giving me today and tomorrow off. 4 day weekend not bad

>>149566841
Fucking crispo

Be sure to play it up on Monday and say you slept a lot over the weekend and feel a lot better for it.
"There's a lot going around lately and would hate to give it to anyone else"

>>149566495
>>149566723

>>149565129
The big lad copping abuse for 10 years.

>>149566884
Oh i will. My coworkers will be pissed as there was a big job that really needed doing today, an all in effort. That's a shame

How come it’s culturally acceptable for AFL players to have a big night on the beers? Idon’t get it, they’re elite athletes on big money. I don’t see much criticism of players that are seen out regularly drinking. Alcohol is shown to have massive impacts on muscle recovery mainly by worsening inflammation. If they were serious athletes, wouldn’t they remain sober?

>>149565338
>there is a clear gap between the top 8 teams and the rest
>i know we should create a scenario where some shit cunt 10th side gets belted by 80 points in the first week of finals, it will be grouse!

>>149567128
if only there were some naturally grown products that make you feel happy and our out of your system in hours
but oh no thats taboo, better keep gulping the government approved depressant

>>149565129
>someone gets stabbed
>/afl/ starts sperging out over guns
crisp aflas

i've never had a nickname

i've never had a girlfriend

>>149567295
I can be your gf ;)

>>149567275
riveting stuff

>>149567275
3 but big tits
do people really?

nrlsperg at it again

he loves his nrl but loves the thriving community of /afl/ which he never had
very curious case

stop normalising jordan lewis in the media
he's a massive hawthorn asterisk babby

More of a Harley/Yaz general

So fucking pumped for the footy tonight lads!

Did you guys know that this week is abo round number 3

>>149567275
Love big tits but hate coal burning

based, fucken love boongs me!

new 'rena dropped

mental health is such a meme

Did you guys know that i've been to 4 states so far this year and I'm going to tasmania in a couple of weeks

>>149567550
based zak butters

>>149567550
so do you even have a home or what travelsperg?

>>149567275
sauce on the vid?

>>149567530
got enough tattoos there you fuckin dumb slut?

don't forget to get your boosties lads

remember when right wing conspiritards thought the vax would kill everyone kek

not me i always wore the mask, scanned the code and followed the social distance rules to the letter

>>149567255
>>149565129
In all fairness a yank posted this garbage and started it https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/60068462/#60068946

guns are based

not based in australia LOL

I think the worst part of the Joshua Brown thing was the hypocrisy

>As horrified parents grapple with the childcare scandal in Victoria, an abuse survivors’ collective has called for male workers to be banned.

gay men?

no, all men.

Is Leigh Montagna Mexican?

trannies should be banned from society

the moon

super mario bros

>>149568583
>ban men
>still allow men that think they are women
top kek

anti-tradie sperg has been real quiet since the pedo childcare worker was arrested

im still here mate
cant win with you
you have a big sook if i bring it up and then try and goad me

>>149568806
same

GO BOMBIES

they're banning child care workers from having phones in the facility lmao. what's the logic there? pedos just won't do it because they won't have a phone to film it? like someone willing to rape dozens of toddlers simply won't, you know, do it anyway?

>sperg on 4chan
>having self-control to stop posting
you clearly aren't anti-tradie sperg mate

>dumb tradie that whistles at school girls calling others pedos
heard it all kek

many men wish death upon me

>>149568874
count me among them fuckhead

newwy
>>149568809
>>149568809